#take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

[canisalbus]

I realize this might be a slightly odd ask, but… Out of curiosity, what sort of foods do you think Machete would be fond of? And do you think they’d differ noticeably from when he was young vs once he’d grown older?

He's a fussy eater. He rarely eats for pleasure and dislikes being seen dining in company, but attends formal dinners and banquets if invited, since declining without a very good reason would be at best rude and at worst a devastating faux pas. He prefers fowl dishes over red meat and greatly dislikes sea food (which is just peachy since this is the Mediterranean). Pasta seems to be already a well established part of the cuisine at that point, maybe he's into that. For the most of his life he's eaten rather simple foods so he finds bland soups and broths very safe and comforting. Pomegranates are his fruit of choice, he doesn't have much of a sweet tooth but enjoys candied apricots and figs on occasion.

He's exceptionally bad at holding his liquor, and he can't stand the feelings of unpredictability, disorientation, unsafeness and potential loss of control that being intoxicated causes in him. Unfortunately, drinking plain water was very risky and uncommon, it was contaminated and unsanitary more often than not, especially in population centers. Generally the main drinks you'd consume through the day were diluted wine and beer/ale (this was the case for children as well). Machete tends to prefer wine, which he waters down heavily, and sometimes has it flavored with spices, herbs, honey or sugar. Having even a little bit of alcohol in the mix would kill at least a portion of the bacteria (not that the concept was known at the time, people believed many illnesses were caused by tainted air and foul smells, I mean fair enough, if your water is filthy it probably smells bad too).

(Fun fact, apparently Ancient Romans had more or less perfected the art of winemaking but by the Middle Ages a lot of the techniques had been lost. During the Renaissance wine was generally very low quality and the way it was fermented and stored (making the switch from sealed ceramic amphora of the Antiquity to those iconic wooden barrels) meant it would only stay good for a year at best and the taste would start to deteriorate within the first couple of months. Vintage wines weren't a thing, the best stuff was fresh. Apparently European wine was pretty bad for hundreds of years and would only start to improve again around 1800s. Or at least that's what I've gathered, I could be wrong, I'm not a wine expert).

Europe hadn't quite adopted tea yet and he narrowly missed the time coffee began to spread to his corner of the world (I bet he would've loved both of those, with the help of caffeine he could've been twice as much of a jittery sleepless wreck). I've read that people would distill sage and drink the resulting concoction with hot water to create this very tea-like minty drink, that sounds like something he'd like.

[botanikos]

alt! {leaving this here for later, hehe—}

Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a charecter I've rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else! / accepting

❝ Why is it that the beautiful things are more intertwined in death more than life...? ❞

❝ I cannot expose them to danger due to my incompetence! ❞

You got two due to their relevance to one another! I used to play Ken Kaneki / Sasaki Haise from Tokyo Ghoul / Tokyo Ghoul:re !

[akumanoken]

{I’m sure this surprises no one lol, but~…}

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Send '😍' if your muse thinks mine is pretty @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

Nothing but giggles here. He's lobbing a bag full of these back at Miichan!!

[thuganomxcs]

send   💻   to look at my muse’ search history / accepting / @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar​

{a very random first appearance lol, but-- seeing this meme on dash, i couldn't resist coming to throw Yusuke under the bus with it--}

💻 + your very own boi here (on behalf on mun curiosity)

kids kidnapped in the last four days?

Wrestlemania tickets for cheap.

Werewolf milfs

The next Washoku world challenge

vintage consoles

[maddestdog]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar​ says... {seeing as I can’t reply to the starter yet like I wanna, time for a lil meme-age XD} “ what did you just say? ”

“Serious? Are ya deaf or somethin`?”

If there’s one thing that Majima hates the most, it’s repeating himself. He knows it can’t be helped sometimes, especially when he’s damn near looming over a person. He also knows that a handsome face like his can be awfully distracting... Nonetheless, that just so happens to be what he’s doing now, using his larger size to his advantage in order to corner Minato and capture his full attention. Finally, he gives a quick ‘tsk’ of the tongue before he graciously decides to speak the same words over again.

“I said I dig yer style, `n I wanna borrow this jacket of yers.” Inching closer still, he reaches out to touch and feel the material of Minato’s blazer for himself, his thumb and index fingers hooking around its lapel to stroke curiously so. Never mind the fact that his glove prevents him from truly knowing how the texture would fare against his skin — it’s the garment’s fit and pattern that’s truly caught his eye in the first place. He grins mischievously as he tilts his head to the side. Another idea’s just come to mind.

“Wanna trade for a day? Bet ya`d look pretty cool wearin` all this snakeskin."

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

and some for the weirdly specific asks too, because why not— 3, 5, 29, 27

3. a specific color that gives you the ick?

Hmm probably mustard yellow specifically but maybe browny mustard? I actually have a couple that give me the ick!

Things like Pantone 448 C? But also Pickle Green, Humorous green SW 6918 which is like mustard yellow but slightly green as well, and I don’t like rust colour mostly because I love all kinds of shades of red and don’t like the vibe of orange that goes into that shade, when people say red and present a rust colour is so unsatisfying. I love orange though separately, and I also love many other shades of green a lot and yellows otherwise mostly.

5. favorite form of potato?

Friedddd potatoooo. There’s a new style of potato I’ve been eating recently though which I’m having for a meal soon funnily enough, and it’s this style of potato where it’s been made into a noodle shape and in this case loads of it was wrapped around some king prawns on a skewer. It’s alright, not amazing though.

It’s called either Potato String Shrimp or potato wrapped king prawns and looks like this:

29. preferred pasta noodle?

Spaghetti or fettuccine! I’ve not actually tried many types of pasta noodle compared to other kinds of pastas, I’ve tried a lot of other kinds of pasta than pasta noodles specifically. 😅 I love spaghetti or creamy carbonara though.

27. what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

At the moment, black t shirts, shirts, turtlenecks, hoodies, black or plum trousers

Hats: silk black snap back, or wide rimmed black hat

Sunglasses: I have so many sunglasses it’s ridiculous but currently some silver ones with red circle lenses, or large ones with a rose gold toned and mirrored

Shoes: brown shin high combat boots, square toed platform stomp boots, or black platform trainers

Coats: A long vintage style renaissance themed navy coat, which is decorated with paisley glimmering patterns. This has been my Main Coat for about 4 years or so. ⬇️

Otherwise, leather jackets, long coats, fancy jackets kinda like this, or my black and white cape coat that looks like this but shorter.

[hisfragileheart]

.+*🩷*+. — “Exactly! You get what I’m talking about!” He turned toward the other with a bright and excited smile on his face. He was happy to have someone agree with him, instead of looking at him like he had two heads. “No one else I’ve talked to lately seems to get it. How boring is that?!”

.+*🩷*+. — “I wanna annoy someone so much that they have no other choice but to fuck me. Is that so bad?”

[sebastianshaw]

{and now the other half to those delayed meme send ins-- because while Shaw probably isn't the man to direct this towards, i couldn't resist because this line was fuckin great lol}

“People thinking that any lesbian less femme than Princess Peach might as well be a straight man, what else is new.”

"I cannot speak to the Daughters of Sappho, for our worlds are very seperate,"

"But I'm told my eldest dresses like one."

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

[botanikos]

Do you happen to like sweets? And if so, do you have a favorite candy/dessert? :3 {for you, Jude~ tho we may bother a certain owl with this question later as well hehe—}

I have to be in the mood for them, but I absolutely do love sweets! My favorite candy is Twix, and my favorite dessert is Tiramisu! Honorable mention to the Earl Grey flavored Van Leeuwen ice cream, too!

[akumanoken]

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[thuganomxcs]

📂 {-yeets over one of these, because why not-}

𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 📂 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐇𝐂𝐒 | @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar | 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

📂 Yokai maturity: By the time Yusuke hits his 28th birthday his body recognizes that it's nearing its peak so during this point in his life Yusuke is given a bigger hunger, a bigger burst of energy and of course a larger window of rest (sometimes sleeping for two days straight), until finally he's at 30 and have grown to 5'11.

Bonus: When he completely takes on his Mazoku form at this point his height is increased to 6'2. He'd honestly stay that way if it weren't for the fact that it expends so much of his youki.

[maddestdog]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar​ has company.

"Wipe that stupid look off yer face `n pretend to like me for a lil` while.”

Rightfully so are his actions met with surprise — but, regardless of all the gawking and the wide-eyed looks of confusion brought about by the patriarch, Majima is quick to make himself comfortable in his newfound seat, right beside the once lonesome man he so decided to associate with the moment he stepped foot into the otherwise crowded bar. Already, he begins to help himself to a cigarette, and just as he’s lighting the cancer stick does he pay mind to the stranger at his side once more.

“I`m trnya blend in with the crowd here, y`see?” Whether or not his momentary, less than subtle back and forth glances about the bar is enough of a hint, his motives will remain a secret. For the time being, anyways. Depending on how useful this fella turns out to be, depends on how much Majima’s willing to divulge. Tit for tat, simple as that.

“I`ll even pay for yer next drink!” With a smile full of as much charm as he could possibly muster in that moment, he nudges his elbow into the stranger’s side. It’s a hopeful attempt to further encourage his compliance for such a sudden request. “Pretty sweet deal, eh?”

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

-drops by with some things for that symbol ask meme-

🎧🎤🌿🦖

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

Headphones all the way! I can’t count how many earbuds I’ve lost, especially since wireless was pressed. I lost a pair on the first day of wearing the last pair of them and one of them fell so hard they smashed soo… my ears said no. And I stopped using them.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

Too many. Way too many. At one point for a long time I knew every lyric for MCRs entire discography aside from a couple of B sides. If it’s a band I like/liked, they’ll be many songs I know all of the lyrics to, I love music.

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

I really don’t know actually because I wear so many different things, if we’re going for comfort? Black sweatpants, black hoodie perhaps, or a band hoodie. Band shirt or my Stunt Girl by Placebo band shirt, probably a long sleeved top underneath the t-shirt with leopard print in black or red on it or stripes.

For style favourites, at least right now, usually some kind of long tailed suit, fancy hats, suits and hats, and good formal shoes. Or platforms, probably looking like a goth drag Queen but then more androgynous with other types of clothes. My favourite shoes though used to be a pair of double stacked platforms I went everywhere in. Even the woods once.

That being said I love cosplay, so then there’s a whole other world of favourites. 😭

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

Genuinely, dinosaurs. But specifically, The Hydrorion, and The Elasmosaurus.

People used to think the Loch Ness monster was the last plesiosaur, a Hydrorion! So one day I’d like to visit the place where that myth is popular! It was nice to find out as a child about Nessie with how these were my favourites, and I sooo wanted to see if it was true and believed it till I got older.

It was probably believed it could’ve been the last one because Plesiosaurs (the family of dinosaurs it comes from) survived the mass extinctions during the Permian era (the Triassic era), and were known for their great ability for adapting and great resistance.

-Unnecessary dinosaurs facts • End-

Some kids? Santa Claus. Me? “THERE IS A DINOSAUR IN THE LAKE MOTHER WE NEED TO GO TO SCOTLAND!!¡¡!”

[cuteteacakes]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar is making Max a whiney mess showing this man on discord

Max, honey, sweetie, I don't have time to crop and make icons of him for you but maybe someday if you're good

[starrailedxboys]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

The Foxian shivered, face flushed and panting, as he clumsily worked on removing his shirt only to almost end up ripping it off in his impatience and oversensitivity. The fabric kept rubbing against his overheated skin and it was with a barely there sigh of relief that he finally threw the offending garment to the ground.

He shouldn't be doing this. Not here, outside, no matter how secluded it was. But his heat had struck so suddenly, without any warning, and it was fine since he was only taking his shirt off, right? His pants, though...

Glazed over golden eyes flickered downwards, breaths heavy, fingers hesitantly playing over his belt. Jiaoqiu should be heading home. But he was too hot, mind too clouded, legs too unsteady, and he just needed a minute, just one minute, to...

Footsteps made his ears twitch, fluffy tail flicking, and Jiaoqiu slowly glanced over his shoulder at the approaching stranger.

"...Can I help you?"

[shizumaikushima]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar said: {and now, that second send in, hehehe--}

“I want you all the way inside, give me all of you~...” The words were breathed through the interruption of a few moans here or there, Minato's voice peaking a bit higher than he would've really liked, but... Right now, concern over that was lukewarm, even if it did bring some added heat to his cheeks. Rather, his focus was more centered on Shizuma... Squeezing at the other's shoulders while trying to pull him in closer, nestling his face up into the other's neck as he gave a heated sigh in between a few kisses.

Maybe he was being just a little softer and sweeter than usual, but... Certainly no less clingy or greedy. Caressing along Shizuma's sides with his knees before hooking a leg around his waist, grinning just a little against the other's skin before nipping lightly. "Mmh... Come on, Shizuma-kun~..." he murmured, almost in a sort of purr, despite knowing full well he'd probably already coaxed his boyfriend enough beforehand... It never hurt to try and add a little extra, though~.

Shizuma inhaled sharply through his nose, blue eyes turning steely as they narrowed and eventually closed. He let the words sink in. All the way inside. That alone was enough to make his cock twitch, precum leaking down over the length of his shaft. He was already throbbing for Minato, begging to be buried deep inside of him with his own body, but knowing Minato craved him the same way was taking him to a new state of aching.

Without a second's hesitation, his hands gripped Minato's thighs and he shifted his body over him. Shizuma pressed up from his thighs to his hips, his hands tense and possessive as they roamed Minato's bare skin. His hands curled under Minato's ass to bring him closer, grinding slowly against him as a tease without pressing too much further forward.

"Is that it? Is that what you want?" he growled low beside his ear, keeping his mouth close to Minato's cheek. He didn't wait for Minato to respond, whatever snarky or impatient answer he could have given might have been amusing, but wholly unnecessary as he started pushing just the head of his cock inside of him. Shizuma's shoulders drew in as he started to pant softly across Minato's skin, his lips already pressing soft kisses down his neck. With a short gasp and shaky arms, he raised his head to look down into Minato's eyes. He held the side over his face, drawing his thumb across Min's lower lip slowly as he thrust his hips forward roughly. "Take it all..."