#take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

[canisalbus]

I realize this might be a slightly odd ask, but… Out of curiosity, what sort of foods do you think Machete would be fond of? And do you think they’d differ noticeably from when he was young vs once he’d grown older?

He's a fussy eater. He rarely eats for pleasure and dislikes being seen dining in company, but attends formal dinners and banquets if invited, since declining without a very good reason would be at best rude and at worst a devastating faux pas. He prefers fowl dishes over red meat and greatly dislikes sea food (which is just peachy since this is the Mediterranean). Pasta seems to be already a well established part of the cuisine at that point, maybe he's into that. For the most of his life he's eaten rather simple foods so he finds bland soups and broths very safe and comforting. Pomegranates are his fruit of choice, he doesn't have much of a sweet tooth but enjoys candied apricots and figs on occasion.

He's exceptionally bad at holding his liquor, and he can't stand the feelings of unpredictability, disorientation, unsafeness and potential loss of control that being intoxicated causes in him. Unfortunately, drinking plain water was very risky and uncommon, it was contaminated and unsanitary more often than not, especially in population centers. Generally the main drinks you'd consume through the day were diluted wine and beer/ale (this was the case for children as well). Machete tends to prefer wine, which he waters down heavily, and sometimes has it flavored with spices, herbs, honey or sugar. Having even a little bit of alcohol in the mix would kill at least a portion of the bacteria (not that the concept was known at the time, people believed many illnesses were caused by tainted air and foul smells, I mean fair enough, if your water is filthy it probably smells bad too).

(Fun fact, apparently Ancient Romans had more or less perfected the art of winemaking but by the Middle Ages a lot of the techniques had been lost. During the Renaissance wine was generally very low quality and the way it was fermented and stored (making the switch from sealed ceramic amphora of the Antiquity to those iconic wooden barrels) meant it would only stay good for a year at best and the taste would start to deteriorate within the first couple of months. Vintage wines weren't a thing, the best stuff was fresh. Apparently European wine was pretty bad for hundreds of years and would only start to improve again around 1800s. Or at least that's what I've gathered, I could be wrong, I'm not a wine expert).

Europe hadn't quite adopted tea yet and he narrowly missed the time coffee began to spread to his corner of the world (I bet he would've loved both of those, with the help of caffeine he could've been twice as much of a jittery sleepless wreck). I've read that people would distill sage and drink the resulting concoction with hot water to create this very tea-like minty drink, that sounds like something he'd like.

[owlstronomer]

{-giggles like a gremlin the bg-}

💋💋💋

☆ || for each 💋 ill write a nsfw headcanon about my muse.

You expect three, don't you? You little fiend.~ I can humor this. You'll get two for main!verse and one for Princess Seren.

💋 — Stolas is a Switch with a heavy lean towards being a bottom. Do not let that fool you, however. He is more than capable of taking control and is happy to do so should it be desired / expressed with his partners.

💋 — Eager to please and eager for praise. Stolas believes in reciprocating and providing the same attentive care and pleasure that is given to him! Additionally, should you sprinkle in any praise. . . Well, that is an added bonus sure to get those pretty feathers ruffled.~

💋 — While Seren, like her counterpart, is a Switch, she is far more top leaning. She enjoys being the one to make her partner squirm. While partially rooted in a dynamic / display of power, it is mostly out of a sense of gratification. What is more beautiful and delicious than ensuring your partner comes entirely undone and experiences as much bliss as possible?

[akumanoken]

{have a likely eepy Micchan, just because i'm sending this at nearly 4am lol--}

📸 Send me a picture of your muse, for my muse to react to!  @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

He's so cute when he's like this, slightly grumpy and sleepy. He wouldn't say it to Micchans' face... well, not now at least. It's one of those things he's grown to love about Minato, and he's very lucky he was too tired to take away his phone when he took the picture.

[botanikos]

alt! {leaving this here for later, hehe—}

Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a charecter I've rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else! / accepting

❝ Why is it that the beautiful things are more intertwined in death more than life...? ❞

❝ I cannot expose them to danger due to my incompetence! ❞

You got two due to their relevance to one another! I used to play Ken Kaneki / Sasaki Haise from Tokyo Ghoul / Tokyo Ghoul:re !

[thuganomxcs]

send   💻   to look at my muse’ search history / accepting / @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar​

{a very random first appearance lol, but-- seeing this meme on dash, i couldn't resist coming to throw Yusuke under the bus with it--}

💻 + your very own boi here (on behalf on mun curiosity)

kids kidnapped in the last four days?

Wrestlemania tickets for cheap.

Werewolf milfs

The next Washoku world challenge

vintage consoles

[hisfragileheart]

.+*🩷*+. — “Exactly! You get what I’m talking about!” He turned toward the other with a bright and excited smile on his face. He was happy to have someone agree with him, instead of looking at him like he had two heads. “No one else I’ve talked to lately seems to get it. How boring is that?!”

.+*🩷*+. — “I wanna annoy someone so much that they have no other choice but to fuck me. Is that so bad?”

[sebastianshaw]

{and now the other half to those delayed meme send ins-- because while Shaw probably isn't the man to direct this towards, i couldn't resist because this line was fuckin great lol}

“People thinking that any lesbian less femme than Princess Peach might as well be a straight man, what else is new.”

"I cannot speak to the Daughters of Sappho, for our worlds are very seperate,"

"But I'm told my eldest dresses like one."

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

[cuteteacakes]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar is making Max a whiney mess showing this man on discord

Max, honey, sweetie, I don't have time to crop and make icons of him for you but maybe someday if you're good

[starrailedxboys]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

The Foxian shivered, face flushed and panting, as he clumsily worked on removing his shirt only to almost end up ripping it off in his impatience and oversensitivity. The fabric kept rubbing against his overheated skin and it was with a barely there sigh of relief that he finally threw the offending garment to the ground.

He shouldn't be doing this. Not here, outside, no matter how secluded it was. But his heat had struck so suddenly, without any warning, and it was fine since he was only taking his shirt off, right? His pants, though...

Glazed over golden eyes flickered downwards, breaths heavy, fingers hesitantly playing over his belt. Jiaoqiu should be heading home. But he was too hot, mind too clouded, legs too unsteady, and he just needed a minute, just one minute, to...

Footsteps made his ears twitch, fluffy tail flicking, and Jiaoqiu slowly glanced over his shoulder at the approaching stranger.

"...Can I help you?"

[akumanoken]

{I’m sure this surprises no one lol, but~…}

😍

Send '😍' if your muse thinks mine is pretty @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

Nothing but giggles here. He's lobbing a bag full of these back at Miichan!!

[botanikos]

Do you happen to like sweets? And if so, do you have a favorite candy/dessert? :3 {for you, Jude~ tho we may bother a certain owl with this question later as well hehe—}

I have to be in the mood for them, but I absolutely do love sweets! My favorite candy is Twix, and my favorite dessert is Tiramisu! Honorable mention to the Earl Grey flavored Van Leeuwen ice cream, too!

[thuganomxcs]

📂 {-yeets over one of these, because why not-}

𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 📂 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐇𝐂𝐒 | @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar | 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

📂 Yokai maturity: By the time Yusuke hits his 28th birthday his body recognizes that it's nearing its peak so during this point in his life Yusuke is given a bigger hunger, a bigger burst of energy and of course a larger window of rest (sometimes sleeping for two days straight), until finally he's at 30 and have grown to 5'11.

Bonus: When he completely takes on his Mazoku form at this point his height is increased to 6'2. He'd honestly stay that way if it weren't for the fact that it expends so much of his youki.

[kyukicho]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar asked:

{okay so-- maybe not as much of a "you should write them" thing-- and maybe a lil bit more of a "it would be cool to see how you might handle them" sorta deal lol, but anyways--}

👑 + Kei Okazaki and/or Aiji Yanagi, from Collar x Malice~ (tho honestly, Mineo Enomoto from the same series is a tempting third nominee too--)

SEND ME 👑 + A CHARACTER NAME OF A CHARACTER YOU THINK I SHOULD WRITE ! 

//Guess you're lucky I'm a wh*** for otome games and I 1000% know CxM <3

Kei Okazaki

WOULD I: YES / MAYBE / NO - he's def my type of complicated muse

HAVE I EVER BEFORE: YES / NO 

ICON & WRITING SAMPLE (IF YES TO EITHER PREV. QUESTION):

The train hums softly. Gently rocking the sleeping figure. When the last stop is announced his body stretches first before ivory lashes flutter open. He yawns, eyeing the other passenger as they start to depart.

"Hey, hey." Soft voice hails as they get off the train. "Do you need a partner walking home? This late at night can be dangerous, right?" His coat bears a crest of the police. Making him trustworthy, ...right? "I swear I wont do anything funny, I'd even take a bullet for you."

Aiji Yanagi

WOULD I: YES / MAYBE? / NO - probably not though, he's a little straight-laced for me

HAVE I EVER BEFORE: YES / NO 

ICON & WRITING SAMPLE (IF YES TO EITHER PREV. QUESTION):

Smoke curls from thin lips. Drifting off into the cityscape. From tense muscles and the way the cigarette practically disappears between his lips clearly shows Yanagi is upset. "They closed that case a year ago." He scowls, barely shifting from his typical demeanor.

"I wanted to pursue it but the witnesses all up and disappeared. They didn't want anything to do with the police or with us." Glancing down, he was more annoyed the cigarette had been sucked down to the filter. Tossing it down and stamping out the remaining embers. "Do what you can to hunt them down. Someone has to know something."

//omg as for Mineo? He's also a maybe but I think Kei is the closest to my type :3

[shizumaikushima]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar said: {and now, that second send in, hehehe--}

“I want you all the way inside, give me all of you~...” The words were breathed through the interruption of a few moans here or there, Minato's voice peaking a bit higher than he would've really liked, but... Right now, concern over that was lukewarm, even if it did bring some added heat to his cheeks. Rather, his focus was more centered on Shizuma... Squeezing at the other's shoulders while trying to pull him in closer, nestling his face up into the other's neck as he gave a heated sigh in between a few kisses.

Maybe he was being just a little softer and sweeter than usual, but... Certainly no less clingy or greedy. Caressing along Shizuma's sides with his knees before hooking a leg around his waist, grinning just a little against the other's skin before nipping lightly. "Mmh... Come on, Shizuma-kun~..." he murmured, almost in a sort of purr, despite knowing full well he'd probably already coaxed his boyfriend enough beforehand... It never hurt to try and add a little extra, though~.

Shizuma inhaled sharply through his nose, blue eyes turning steely as they narrowed and eventually closed. He let the words sink in. All the way inside. That alone was enough to make his cock twitch, precum leaking down over the length of his shaft. He was already throbbing for Minato, begging to be buried deep inside of him with his own body, but knowing Minato craved him the same way was taking him to a new state of aching.

Without a second's hesitation, his hands gripped Minato's thighs and he shifted his body over him. Shizuma pressed up from his thighs to his hips, his hands tense and possessive as they roamed Minato's bare skin. His hands curled under Minato's ass to bring him closer, grinding slowly against him as a tease without pressing too much further forward.

"Is that it? Is that what you want?" he growled low beside his ear, keeping his mouth close to Minato's cheek. He didn't wait for Minato to respond, whatever snarky or impatient answer he could have given might have been amusing, but wholly unnecessary as he started pushing just the head of his cock inside of him. Shizuma's shoulders drew in as he started to pant softly across Minato's skin, his lips already pressing soft kisses down his neck. With a short gasp and shaky arms, he raised his head to look down into Minato's eyes. He held the side over his face, drawing his thumb across Min's lower lip slowly as he thrust his hips forward roughly. "Take it all..."

[sebastianshaw]

{dropping this as an ask just so i can format text lol, but anyways--}

Minato vc: Hard pass-- There's not a level of drunk to make anything else sensible-- 눈_눈

"Oh nooooo, a pretty little slip of a man doesn't want me to ram between his buttocks like a rhinoceros through a mousehole? Such a pity, say it isn't so."

"Guess I'll just have to pick from one of the other five dozen throwing themselves at me nightly."

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

[thuganomxcs]

Yeah..money...oh how he wishes for the early days of his school days where he would have just enough time to head into a casino and possibly win the earnings needed for this deal. But it was well enough that he’d pay for this with the money he’s earned through his own hardwork. 

“Hmmm when it comes t’ dough, does 30.000Y work for you??” This wasn’t like a video production or anything so he figured he wouldn’t need to go into much spending, though if the other needed a higher price for his work then that could be arranged..as long as the other doesn’t hike the price out of his range.

@thuganomxcs sent:

"Hey, you take pics right? Man do I got a proposition for you..if you're a photographer that means you work for an editor..and if I'm guessin' right that means you can get my food truck for your paper right? Gotta support the local shops, my question is..if all that were possible how much yen are we talkin' here?"

"Hm? Ah, yeah--" Giving a simple reply to the other's opening question, the blonde then paused for a quick sip from his coffee, continuing shortly after the ravenette's next question. "You'd only be about half right with those guesses, though. Since I work freelance, and mainly as a solo deal. So I usually do most of the editing and other work myself too." Even if that much work load was usually it's own headache--

Another pause for a sip of caffeine… "I could still probably get you a spot somewhere if you'd wanna work on setting one up, though… And that depends, how many photos are we talking? And how much would you be looking to pay?"