#take ya to the ghey bar

[thuganomxcs]

jay talks about characters meme / accepting / @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

🗣 + Kurama, since i wanted to send smth-- but keeping in within muse fandom seemed like the best bet lol

Lol that’s pretty fair considering you don’t know how I roll. I’ve seen dbz, naruto, fma, fairy tail, ygo, inuyasha, demon slayer to name a few and played a widespread of rpgs too XD

Either way ya wanna know what I think about Kurama. My boy Kurama is the definition of ‘if looks could kill’. To be honest he was the first choice for me to portray but that fox is not just clever but he’s freaking smart and I don’t think my dumbass would do him any justice. Granted I wouldn’t have to even try to write as him now cause there’s someone that already does a phenomenal job (always here to compliment the homies). Either way Kurama’s introduction was that of a momma’s boy and I do mean that in a positive light. From what little we knew about him at the start is that Koenma considered him a big deal and he was MORE than willing to sacrifice his life for his mother.

From then on I’d say Kurama had been a sort of ‘mother’ to the group, the person that they can go to if they needed sage advice. I love that he was such a bro to Kuwabara too, the man was an excellent leader. Why I thought so? Well as far as we knew he was a demon that ran into a woman’s womb and turning his mother into a japanese virgin mary. Also given that Hiei mentioned (in the anime) that the reason he looked for Kurama was so he doesn’t have to fight him himself gave us an idea that this man could box and YET he was training a human. Where Hiei gave blunt criticism Kurama offered encouraging positivity. 

You know me, I like that. Ate that up. Let’s not forget the fact that this man is also a ride and die type of person for his homies, man was willing to fight one of the Three Kings all FOR YUSUKE. You know what it’s like to go into a man’s house, go into his fridge, take his drinks and then say ‘bruh if you so as much as breath on this man, you better upheave them hands’. NAH MAN, Kurama is also my GOAT.

NOW let’s mention the brilliance that is the duality of Shuichi and Kurama. LORD watching up to the dark tournament we’ve only heard stories of the legendary bandit and during that one fight WE GOT TO SEE the legendary bandit. Not just aesthetically but on a personal level too. I’m not gonna say Shuichi is a punk because push comes to shove the man will KILL you. But KURAMA!?!?!? HOOOOOOOOO, the shit YOKO KURAMA does really lets you know that he was the one. We let Yoko cook and find out that the enemies were the ingredients. Do we need to remember WHAT he did to the older Toguro?? NAH man, this man is a demon.

[sebastianshaw]

{and now the other half to those delayed meme send ins-- because while Shaw probably isn't the man to direct this towards, i couldn't resist because this line was fuckin great lol}

“People thinking that any lesbian less femme than Princess Peach might as well be a straight man, what else is new.”

"I cannot speak to the Daughters of Sappho, for our worlds are very seperate,"

"But I'm told my eldest dresses like one."

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

[botanikos]

Do you happen to like sweets? And if so, do you have a favorite candy/dessert? :3 {for you, Jude~ tho we may bother a certain owl with this question later as well hehe—}

I have to be in the mood for them, but I absolutely do love sweets! My favorite candy is Twix, and my favorite dessert is Tiramisu! Honorable mention to the Earl Grey flavored Van Leeuwen ice cream, too!

[canisalbus]

I realize this might be a slightly odd ask, but… Out of curiosity, what sort of foods do you think Machete would be fond of? And do you think they’d differ noticeably from when he was young vs once he’d grown older?

He's a fussy eater. He rarely eats for pleasure and dislikes being seen dining in company, but attends formal dinners and banquets if invited, since declining without a very good reason would be at best rude and at worst a devastating faux pas. He prefers fowl dishes over red meat and greatly dislikes sea food (which is just peachy since this is the Mediterranean). Pasta seems to be already a well established part of the cuisine at that point, maybe he's into that. For the most of his life he's eaten rather simple foods so he finds bland soups and broths very safe and comforting. Pomegranates are his fruit of choice, he doesn't have much of a sweet tooth but enjoys candied apricots and figs on occasion.

He's exceptionally bad at holding his liquor, and he can't stand the feelings of unpredictability, disorientation, unsafeness and potential loss of control that being intoxicated causes in him. Unfortunately, drinking plain water was very risky and uncommon, it was contaminated and unsanitary more often than not, especially in population centers. Generally the main drinks you'd consume through the day were diluted wine and beer/ale (this was the case for children as well). Machete tends to prefer wine, which he waters down heavily, and sometimes has it flavored with spices, herbs, honey or sugar. Having even a little bit of alcohol in the mix would kill at least a portion of the bacteria (not that the concept was known at the time, people believed many illnesses were caused by tainted air and foul smells, I mean fair enough, if your water is filthy it probably smells bad too).

(Fun fact, apparently Ancient Romans had more or less perfected the art of winemaking but by the Middle Ages a lot of the techniques had been lost. During the Renaissance wine was generally very low quality and the way it was fermented and stored (making the switch from sealed ceramic amphora of the Antiquity to those iconic wooden barrels) meant it would only stay good for a year at best and the taste would start to deteriorate within the first couple of months. Vintage wines weren't a thing, the best stuff was fresh. Apparently European wine was pretty bad for hundreds of years and would only start to improve again around 1800s. Or at least that's what I've gathered, I could be wrong, I'm not a wine expert).

Europe hadn't quite adopted tea yet and he narrowly missed the time coffee began to spread to his corner of the world (I bet he would've loved both of those, with the help of caffeine he could've been twice as much of a jittery sleepless wreck). I've read that people would distill sage and drink the resulting concoction with hot water to create this very tea-like minty drink, that sounds like something he'd like.

[owlstronomer]

{-giggles like a gremlin the bg-}

💋💋💋

☆ || for each 💋 ill write a nsfw headcanon about my muse.

You expect three, don't you? You little fiend.~ I can humor this. You'll get two for main!verse and one for Princess Seren.

💋 — Stolas is a Switch with a heavy lean towards being a bottom. Do not let that fool you, however. He is more than capable of taking control and is happy to do so should it be desired / expressed with his partners.

💋 — Eager to please and eager for praise. Stolas believes in reciprocating and providing the same attentive care and pleasure that is given to him! Additionally, should you sprinkle in any praise. . . Well, that is an added bonus sure to get those pretty feathers ruffled.~

💋 — While Seren, like her counterpart, is a Switch, she is far more top leaning. She enjoys being the one to make her partner squirm. While partially rooted in a dynamic / display of power, it is mostly out of a sense of gratification. What is more beautiful and delicious than ensuring your partner comes entirely undone and experiences as much bliss as possible?

[akumanoken]

{have a likely eepy Micchan, just because i'm sending this at nearly 4am lol--}

📸 Send me a picture of your muse, for my muse to react to!  @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

He's so cute when he's like this, slightly grumpy and sleepy. He wouldn't say it to Micchans' face... well, not now at least. It's one of those things he's grown to love about Minato, and he's very lucky he was too tired to take away his phone when he took the picture.

[hisfragileheart]

.+*🩷*+. — “Exactly! You get what I’m talking about!” He turned toward the other with a bright and excited smile on his face. He was happy to have someone agree with him, instead of looking at him like he had two heads. “No one else I’ve talked to lately seems to get it. How boring is that?!”

.+*🩷*+. — “I wanna annoy someone so much that they have no other choice but to fuck me. Is that so bad?”

[thuganomxcs]

🌺 send this to ten blogs you think are wonderful 🌺

Didya know, when ya send love to this blog it has its way of reachin' back to ya?? YUP Be ready my friend >:D But thank you so so very much buddy.

[shizumaikushima]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar sent: {-slides in for the v-day alphabet meme-} B, C, and T~

B   :   BOUQUET.   does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

Shizuma has given flowers, but not been on the receiving end though he would like to be. He does like hydrangeas and chrysanthemums.

C   :   CHOCOLATE.   does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

He will eat small amounts of milk chocolate when offered, but it's not really his thing if he's in the mood for sweets. He does prefer white chocolate, but his favorite is ruby chocolate because it has more of an interesting and complex flavor to him.

T   :   TRUE LOVE.   does your muse believe in true love?

Absolutely. He is not-so-secretly hopelessly romantic. He's not going to mention it unless he's drunk though or recently broken up with. But he believes there is true, fated love out there for everyone.

[sebastianshaw]

{dropping this as an ask just so i can format text lol, but anyways--}

Minato vc: Hard pass-- There's not a level of drunk to make anything else sensible-- 눈_눈

"Oh nooooo, a pretty little slip of a man doesn't want me to ram between his buttocks like a rhinoceros through a mousehole? Such a pity, say it isn't so."

"Guess I'll just have to pick from one of the other five dozen throwing themselves at me nightly."

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

[botanikos]

alt! {leaving this here for later, hehe—}

Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a charecter I've rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else! / accepting

❝ Why is it that the beautiful things are more intertwined in death more than life...? ❞

❝ I cannot expose them to danger due to my incompetence! ❞

You got two due to their relevance to one another! I used to play Ken Kaneki / Sasaki Haise from Tokyo Ghoul / Tokyo Ghoul:re !

[thuganomxcs]

Yeah..money...oh how he wishes for the early days of his school days where he would have just enough time to head into a casino and possibly win the earnings needed for this deal. But it was well enough that he’d pay for this with the money he’s earned through his own hardwork. 

“Hmmm when it comes t’ dough, does 30.000Y work for you??” This wasn’t like a video production or anything so he figured he wouldn’t need to go into much spending, though if the other needed a higher price for his work then that could be arranged..as long as the other doesn’t hike the price out of his range.

@thuganomxcs sent:

"Hey, you take pics right? Man do I got a proposition for you..if you're a photographer that means you work for an editor..and if I'm guessin' right that means you can get my food truck for your paper right? Gotta support the local shops, my question is..if all that were possible how much yen are we talkin' here?"

"Hm? Ah, yeah--" Giving a simple reply to the other's opening question, the blonde then paused for a quick sip from his coffee, continuing shortly after the ravenette's next question. "You'd only be about half right with those guesses, though. Since I work freelance, and mainly as a solo deal. So I usually do most of the editing and other work myself too." Even if that much work load was usually it's own headache--

Another pause for a sip of caffeine… "I could still probably get you a spot somewhere if you'd wanna work on setting one up, though… And that depends, how many photos are we talking? And how much would you be looking to pay?"

[cuteteacakes]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar is making Max a whiney mess showing this man on discord

Max, honey, sweetie, I don't have time to crop and make icons of him for you but maybe someday if you're good

[starrailedxboys]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

The Foxian shivered, face flushed and panting, as he clumsily worked on removing his shirt only to almost end up ripping it off in his impatience and oversensitivity. The fabric kept rubbing against his overheated skin and it was with a barely there sigh of relief that he finally threw the offending garment to the ground.

He shouldn't be doing this. Not here, outside, no matter how secluded it was. But his heat had struck so suddenly, without any warning, and it was fine since he was only taking his shirt off, right? His pants, though...

Glazed over golden eyes flickered downwards, breaths heavy, fingers hesitantly playing over his belt. Jiaoqiu should be heading home. But he was too hot, mind too clouded, legs too unsteady, and he just needed a minute, just one minute, to...

Footsteps made his ears twitch, fluffy tail flicking, and Jiaoqiu slowly glanced over his shoulder at the approaching stranger.

"...Can I help you?"

[akumanoken]

{I’m sure this surprises no one lol, but~…}

😍

Send '😍' if your muse thinks mine is pretty @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

Nothing but giggles here. He's lobbing a bag full of these back at Miichan!!

[kyukicho]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar asked:

{okay so-- maybe not as much of a "you should write them" thing-- and maybe a lil bit more of a "it would be cool to see how you might handle them" sorta deal lol, but anyways--}

👑 + Kei Okazaki and/or Aiji Yanagi, from Collar x Malice~ (tho honestly, Mineo Enomoto from the same series is a tempting third nominee too--)

SEND ME 👑 + A CHARACTER NAME OF A CHARACTER YOU THINK I SHOULD WRITE ! 

//Guess you're lucky I'm a wh*** for otome games and I 1000% know CxM <3

Kei Okazaki

WOULD I: YES / MAYBE / NO - he's def my type of complicated muse

HAVE I EVER BEFORE: YES / NO 

ICON & WRITING SAMPLE (IF YES TO EITHER PREV. QUESTION):

The train hums softly. Gently rocking the sleeping figure. When the last stop is announced his body stretches first before ivory lashes flutter open. He yawns, eyeing the other passenger as they start to depart.

"Hey, hey." Soft voice hails as they get off the train. "Do you need a partner walking home? This late at night can be dangerous, right?" His coat bears a crest of the police. Making him trustworthy, ...right? "I swear I wont do anything funny, I'd even take a bullet for you."

Aiji Yanagi

WOULD I: YES / MAYBE? / NO - probably not though, he's a little straight-laced for me

HAVE I EVER BEFORE: YES / NO 

ICON & WRITING SAMPLE (IF YES TO EITHER PREV. QUESTION):

Smoke curls from thin lips. Drifting off into the cityscape. From tense muscles and the way the cigarette practically disappears between his lips clearly shows Yanagi is upset. "They closed that case a year ago." He scowls, barely shifting from his typical demeanor.

"I wanted to pursue it but the witnesses all up and disappeared. They didn't want anything to do with the police or with us." Glancing down, he was more annoyed the cigarette had been sucked down to the filter. Tossing it down and stamping out the remaining embers. "Do what you can to hunt them down. Someone has to know something."

//omg as for Mineo? He's also a maybe but I think Kei is the closest to my type :3