#take ya to the ghey bar

[thuganomxcs]

jay talks about characters meme / accepting / @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

🗣 + Kurama, since i wanted to send smth-- but keeping in within muse fandom seemed like the best bet lol

Lol that’s pretty fair considering you don’t know how I roll. I’ve seen dbz, naruto, fma, fairy tail, ygo, inuyasha, demon slayer to name a few and played a widespread of rpgs too XD

Either way ya wanna know what I think about Kurama. My boy Kurama is the definition of ‘if looks could kill’. To be honest he was the first choice for me to portray but that fox is not just clever but he’s freaking smart and I don’t think my dumbass would do him any justice. Granted I wouldn’t have to even try to write as him now cause there’s someone that already does a phenomenal job (always here to compliment the homies). Either way Kurama’s introduction was that of a momma’s boy and I do mean that in a positive light. From what little we knew about him at the start is that Koenma considered him a big deal and he was MORE than willing to sacrifice his life for his mother.

From then on I’d say Kurama had been a sort of ‘mother’ to the group, the person that they can go to if they needed sage advice. I love that he was such a bro to Kuwabara too, the man was an excellent leader. Why I thought so? Well as far as we knew he was a demon that ran into a woman’s womb and turning his mother into a japanese virgin mary. Also given that Hiei mentioned (in the anime) that the reason he looked for Kurama was so he doesn’t have to fight him himself gave us an idea that this man could box and YET he was training a human. Where Hiei gave blunt criticism Kurama offered encouraging positivity. 

You know me, I like that. Ate that up. Let’s not forget the fact that this man is also a ride and die type of person for his homies, man was willing to fight one of the Three Kings all FOR YUSUKE. You know what it’s like to go into a man’s house, go into his fridge, take his drinks and then say ‘bruh if you so as much as breath on this man, you better upheave them hands’. NAH MAN, Kurama is also my GOAT.

NOW let’s mention the brilliance that is the duality of Shuichi and Kurama. LORD watching up to the dark tournament we’ve only heard stories of the legendary bandit and during that one fight WE GOT TO SEE the legendary bandit. Not just aesthetically but on a personal level too. I’m not gonna say Shuichi is a punk because push comes to shove the man will KILL you. But KURAMA!?!?!? HOOOOOOOOO, the shit YOKO KURAMA does really lets you know that he was the one. We let Yoko cook and find out that the enemies were the ingredients. Do we need to remember WHAT he did to the older Toguro?? NAH man, this man is a demon.

[sebastianshaw]

{and now the other half to those delayed meme send ins-- because while Shaw probably isn't the man to direct this towards, i couldn't resist because this line was fuckin great lol}

“People thinking that any lesbian less femme than Princess Peach might as well be a straight man, what else is new.”

"I cannot speak to the Daughters of Sappho, for our worlds are very seperate,"

"But I'm told my eldest dresses like one."

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

[canisalbus]

I realize this might be a slightly odd ask, but… Out of curiosity, what sort of foods do you think Machete would be fond of? And do you think they’d differ noticeably from when he was young vs once he’d grown older?

He's a fussy eater. He rarely eats for pleasure and dislikes being seen dining in company, but attends formal dinners and banquets if invited, since declining without a very good reason would be at best rude and at worst a devastating faux pas. He prefers fowl dishes over red meat and greatly dislikes sea food (which is just peachy since this is the Mediterranean). Pasta seems to be already a well established part of the cuisine at that point, maybe he's into that. For the most of his life he's eaten rather simple foods so he finds bland soups and broths very safe and comforting. Pomegranates are his fruit of choice, he doesn't have much of a sweet tooth but enjoys candied apricots and figs on occasion.

He's exceptionally bad at holding his liquor, and he can't stand the feelings of unpredictability, disorientation, unsafeness and potential loss of control that being intoxicated causes in him. Unfortunately, drinking plain water was very risky and uncommon, it was contaminated and unsanitary more often than not, especially in population centers. Generally the main drinks you'd consume through the day were diluted wine and beer/ale (this was the case for children as well). Machete tends to prefer wine, which he waters down heavily, and sometimes has it flavored with spices, herbs, honey or sugar. Having even a little bit of alcohol in the mix would kill at least a portion of the bacteria (not that the concept was known at the time, people believed many illnesses were caused by tainted air and foul smells, I mean fair enough, if your water is filthy it probably smells bad too).

(Fun fact, apparently Ancient Romans had more or less perfected the art of winemaking but by the Middle Ages a lot of the techniques had been lost. During the Renaissance wine was generally very low quality and the way it was fermented and stored (making the switch from sealed ceramic amphora of the Antiquity to those iconic wooden barrels) meant it would only stay good for a year at best and the taste would start to deteriorate within the first couple of months. Vintage wines weren't a thing, the best stuff was fresh. Apparently European wine was pretty bad for hundreds of years and would only start to improve again around 1800s. Or at least that's what I've gathered, I could be wrong, I'm not a wine expert).

Europe hadn't quite adopted tea yet and he narrowly missed the time coffee began to spread to his corner of the world (I bet he would've loved both of those, with the help of caffeine he could've been twice as much of a jittery sleepless wreck). I've read that people would distill sage and drink the resulting concoction with hot water to create this very tea-like minty drink, that sounds like something he'd like.

[botanikos]

alt! {leaving this here for later, hehe—}

Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a charecter I've rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else! / accepting

❝ Why is it that the beautiful things are more intertwined in death more than life...? ❞

❝ I cannot expose them to danger due to my incompetence! ❞

You got two due to their relevance to one another! I used to play Ken Kaneki / Sasaki Haise from Tokyo Ghoul / Tokyo Ghoul:re !

[akumanoken]

{I’m sure this surprises no one lol, but~…}

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Send '😍' if your muse thinks mine is pretty @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

Nothing but giggles here. He's lobbing a bag full of these back at Miichan!!

[nvrcmplt]

{a less than spicy pick from that recent meme lol, but~… imma leave this here, with dealers choice between Hanazaki or Perry~ u w u}

“We can just kiss for a while.” Maybe it was social lubrication from a couple drinks talking, or maybe it was thanks to the drifting topics of chatter between them that even prompted the idea of making that suggestion… But, either way, the blonde went ahead with it. After all, couldn’t hurt to suggest as much to some rather good looking company, right?

Hanazaki was loud in his laugh, his arm around Minato's back, their booth seat was soft under the ass but not a heat absorber making it unpleasant. Perry was leaning into Minato's other side, humming into his own drink with smiles shared but with the offer of such a thing, how could he say no to that? Whilst Hanazaki was placing his drink down, Perry didn't shy away from raising his empty hand to Minato's chin to turn him to face him and promptly press their lips together.

Slightly cooled from his prior sip of ice water, but warm from the atmosphere, the paramedic allowed himself the joy of making Minato's little question come true. Ignoring Ieji's whining about wanting to be the first, but for the moment the vampire took his time in working open Minato's lips with his tongue and delving it between teeth to greet the heat of their alcohol tinted self. Thumb brushes over jaw as his tongue curls and strokes against the blondes. A few more seconds would pass, making sure to leave his mark of smeared black lipstick on those lips and in turn, smirked when they peeled away from each other with a low hum. "Nice." Though the compliment would be swept away in the music, as Perry sat back to watch Ieji take over.

Hanazaki wasn't a man of virtue, he wasn't going to deny it was hot watching those two make out, just contrasts really made him pay attention and now when Minato was free from the vampire's touch - Hanazaki's much more eager and warmer self moved to fill the spot. In taking hold of Minato's cheek in his palm - smiling gentler, smaller, so that when he leaned forward his lips consumed those of Minato's. Unless Perry, which was a soft and cool touch, Ieji's mouth was hot, warm and firmer. He didn't shy away at all in sliding his tongue into Minato's mouth. Chasing the taste of Perry to mix his own taste within it too.

Holding Minato's nape just enough to make it comfortable, his lashes fluttered shut as he continued to devour the smaller male in his grasp. Licking over his gums and rubbing tongue to tongue. Swallowing their flavors and adjusting the angle to make it all the deeper. When Ieji finally felt the pull of needing to breathe, did he release Minato with a slightly more wet set of lips, but he shamelessly licked that flavor from his own as he grinned. "Sexy." Was his comment, but it wasn't left alone for long as Perry returned to the picture.

The vampire had crawled over Minato's lap to latch onto Hanazaki's shoulder and kiss the other over Minato's head for the fun of it all the same.

[maddestdog]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar​ says... {seeing as I can’t reply to the starter yet like I wanna, time for a lil meme-age XD} “ what did you just say? ”

“Serious? Are ya deaf or somethin`?”

If there’s one thing that Majima hates the most, it’s repeating himself. He knows it can’t be helped sometimes, especially when he’s damn near looming over a person. He also knows that a handsome face like his can be awfully distracting... Nonetheless, that just so happens to be what he’s doing now, using his larger size to his advantage in order to corner Minato and capture his full attention. Finally, he gives a quick ‘tsk’ of the tongue before he graciously decides to speak the same words over again.

“I said I dig yer style, `n I wanna borrow this jacket of yers.” Inching closer still, he reaches out to touch and feel the material of Minato’s blazer for himself, his thumb and index fingers hooking around its lapel to stroke curiously so. Never mind the fact that his glove prevents him from truly knowing how the texture would fare against his skin — it’s the garment’s fit and pattern that’s truly caught his eye in the first place. He grins mischievously as he tilts his head to the side. Another idea’s just come to mind.

“Wanna trade for a day? Bet ya`d look pretty cool wearin` all this snakeskin."

[sir-klauz]

and some for the weirdly specific asks too, because why not— 3, 5, 29, 27

3. a specific color that gives you the ick?

Hmm probably mustard yellow specifically but maybe browny mustard? I actually have a couple that give me the ick!

Things like Pantone 448 C? But also Pickle Green, Humorous green SW 6918 which is like mustard yellow but slightly green as well, and I don’t like rust colour mostly because I love all kinds of shades of red and don’t like the vibe of orange that goes into that shade, when people say red and present a rust colour is so unsatisfying. I love orange though separately, and I also love many other shades of green a lot and yellows otherwise mostly.

5. favorite form of potato?

Friedddd potatoooo. There’s a new style of potato I’ve been eating recently though which I’m having for a meal soon funnily enough, and it’s this style of potato where it’s been made into a noodle shape and in this case loads of it was wrapped around some king prawns on a skewer. It’s alright, not amazing though.

It’s called either Potato String Shrimp or potato wrapped king prawns and looks like this:

29. preferred pasta noodle?

Spaghetti or fettuccine! I’ve not actually tried many types of pasta noodle compared to other kinds of pastas, I’ve tried a lot of other kinds of pasta than pasta noodles specifically. 😅 I love spaghetti or creamy carbonara though.

27. what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

At the moment, black t shirts, shirts, turtlenecks, hoodies, black or plum trousers

Hats: silk black snap back, or wide rimmed black hat

Sunglasses: I have so many sunglasses it’s ridiculous but currently some silver ones with red circle lenses, or large ones with a rose gold toned and mirrored

Shoes: brown shin high combat boots, square toed platform stomp boots, or black platform trainers

Coats: A long vintage style renaissance themed navy coat, which is decorated with paisley glimmering patterns. This has been my Main Coat for about 4 years or so. ⬇️

Otherwise, leather jackets, long coats, fancy jackets kinda like this, or my black and white cape coat that looks like this but shorter.

[savedestroy]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar.

“You`re not falling asleep on me, are you?” Watching as Minato has slowly but surely gotten a tad too comfortable in his chair all while he’s been ordered to keep his eyes closed for the sake of a little makeup — well, it’s far too tempting for the artist at hand to laugh. Luckily, he’s just finished the last stroke of eyeliner needed to complete the look. Cat like eyes, lashes dark and long, all with lids covered in a smoky shadow that’s been blended to perfection... Cicero almost thinks it’s a shame that Minato’s finally opened his eyes; this is some of his best work, after all! 

There’s just more that needs to be done.

With a hum of approval, Cicero finally pulls himself back from his human canvas. Leaning so closely over the guy for so long had begun to put a strain on his poor old joints, anyways. “Good.” After Minato is given a couple seconds more to shake away his grogginess, he’s promptly given a sleek hand mirror to inspect himself with.

“Take a look and tell me what you think. We`re doing your hair next.”

[cameraobsccra]

{lil bit late because I didn’t see the meme till checking your blog earlier lol, but~…}

hair meme - [22] for Shizuma~ (only if you feel like it, of course u w u)

『 PROMPT ⟶ HAIR 』 II — sender shampoos / conditions the receiver's hair. [22]

A small laugh leaves the redhead, back straightening as he attempted to sit still. "Sorry- I probably shouldn't have just stood there and let them throw that coffee over me." He winced at the memory.

"Still thank you though." The other manages to mumble in response, head tilting backwards. "I could've done it myself, you know. You didn't have to. But I think I get why the animals we see like getting bathed so much, it's nice. Plus I don't mind having you help me with things like this."

[thuganomxcs]

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Didya know, when ya send love to this blog it has its way of reachin' back to ya?? YUP Be ready my friend >:D But thank you so so very much buddy.

[shizumaikushima]

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar sent: {-slides in for the v-day alphabet meme-} B, C, and T~

B   :   BOUQUET.   does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

Shizuma has given flowers, but not been on the receiving end though he would like to be. He does like hydrangeas and chrysanthemums.

C   :   CHOCOLATE.   does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

He will eat small amounts of milk chocolate when offered, but it's not really his thing if he's in the mood for sweets. He does prefer white chocolate, but his favorite is ruby chocolate because it has more of an interesting and complex flavor to him.

T   :   TRUE LOVE.   does your muse believe in true love?

Absolutely. He is not-so-secretly hopelessly romantic. He's not going to mention it unless he's drunk though or recently broken up with. But he believes there is true, fated love out there for everyone.

[sebastianshaw]

{dropping this as an ask just so i can format text lol, but anyways--}

Minato vc: Hard pass-- There's not a level of drunk to make anything else sensible-- 눈_눈

"Oh nooooo, a pretty little slip of a man doesn't want me to ram between his buttocks like a rhinoceros through a mousehole? Such a pity, say it isn't so."

"Guess I'll just have to pick from one of the other five dozen throwing themselves at me nightly."

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

[botanikos]

{just for added sillies lol—}

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Send a 🥚 for my muse to receive an egg / ☆

There's the curious, avian-esque tilt of head as he studies the egg. What could he do with an egg? A number of things, actually! He gives a soft coo of a chuckle and lightly shakes it. Stolas turns and cheerfully offers it to one of his many carnivorous plants to eat!

[akumanoken]

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Send me a ♚ if you like my writing. @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar

no u.... no YOU!!!!!!

[flamesignite]

{can’t bring myself to send this as anything besides a lil ooc thing lol, but— that earlier campfire ask gave me the silly thought of Roy getting tasked with being an “assistant lighter” thanks to his flame alchemy— and I just had to share that X’D}

{and also because I could totally see my boy here being a lil shit and bugging Roy to give him a light for a smoke, at least once they were familiar/he knew about said alchemy lmao—}

that would be so funny tbh, he would just be sighing at how much people need him for help and hes just like why this

also i would laugh if he did do that. XD

@take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar