#tagalogpost

[outism-had-a-purpose]

A limbus filo AU would have Faust and Hong Lu as conyos methinks. They'd have dialogue that does like this:

Hong Lu: What's yung neon balls na tusok tusok? That one, yung kinakain ni Rodya. Faust: Faust believes na tawag sa kanila ay "Quick Quick." They're good naman. Heathcliff, listening in: TANGINA KWEK KWEK YAN MGA BOBO

Translation:

Hong Lu: What's those neon balls you poke poke? That one, what Rodya's eating.

Faust: Faust believes it's called "Quick Quick." They're good.

Heathcliff, listening in: BITCH THAT'S KWEK KWEK DUMBASSES

[satohqbanana]

(sees that Netflix provides Tagalog subs for some popular shows) I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED.

[ebungelical]

flop era kinikilig na q kay kylar mamatay na q siguro

[datubooty]

shitposting with my cousin about tagalog kinship terms like, if great-grandchild is "grandchild at the knee" and great-great-grandchild is "grandchild at the ankle" then what's stopping us from just going joint by joint? all the way to apo sa distal phalanges

[anyonghalimaw]

genuine question 2 the smoochuals who like my tagalogposting while not speaking the language do u guys like just hit like to support my public derangement eben if u cant understand it or do u like google translate that shit im sauurrr curious

[chinitajuris]

Magmahal ka in silent. Para pag nasaktan, ikaw lang din. Walang nakakaalam; walang nakikialam.

[helloitslight]

Confession of a Sad Girl

So far, andami ko nang first time na naranasan. Akala ko masaya kasi it's like coming out of my shell. Out of my comfort zone. Pero dadating sa point na maiisip ko na, ang layo na pala ng dating ako sa present self ko. Ang daming nabago. Pero di ko inakala na pati tingin at tiwala ko sa sarili ko, lumayo na ng tuluyan sakin. Ang baba baba ng pakiramdam ko. Sobrang baba na sa tingin ko, namamanhid na ako sa dapat na maging trato sakin ng mga tao sa paligid ko. Andiyan yung hindi ka nalang magsasalita na kunwari hindi mo napansin. O kaya naman, pipilitin mo nalang na isiksik yung sarili mo para maramdaman mo na gusto ka nila. Umaabot sa point na, isang araw, marerealize mo rin na nakakapagod pala? Yung ipagpipilitan mo yung sarili mo sa isang sitwasyon na kahit ikaw pinipilit nalang na maging masaya. Ang bigat sa dibdib. Gusto kong umiyak, ng umiyak, ng umiyak at ng umiyak. Ang lungkot pala, noh? Yung dating mga nakasanayan mo, ngayon unti unti nang nawawala. Unti unti nang bumubungad sayo yung realidad na, hindi lahat ng gusto mo, makukuha mo. Hindi lahat madadaan mo sa mga paraan mo. Lagi kong pinapangaralan yung sarili ko na mahalin ko ng buo yung kung anong klaseng tao lang ako. Yung kung ano lang yung kaya kong gawin. Yung ganun? Pero wala. At the end of the day, realization will hit you. Na ikaw lang yung may kakayahan na pasayahin yung sarili mo. Mahalin yung sarili mo sa paraan na gusto mong mahalin. Ang lungkot. Pero dapat kayanin.

[satohqbanana]

Wonderful rewrite! Now you know more about the struggle of incoming college students in the Philippines. Great job!

(I just want to add that the income bracketing system in the University of the Philippines aimed to prioritize giving partial or full scholarships to those who supposedly deserved it. This involves interviews and financial investigations. However this system is not 100% perfect, as people who qualify for a lower bracket (or more financial add) can still end up on a higher bracket, or even being forced to pay full tuition.)

Quite an interesting new line you've shared as well!

Rewrite line

Thanks @satohqbanana here!

Rules: rewrite the given line in your own words, then provide a line from your WIP!

Satoh's line

College, however, posed a financial challenge. Rhen desired to attend the University of the Philippines, but the income bracket the system assigned her to gave her a tuition fee her parents would have to work double-time for. She applied for scholarships elsewhere, but the institutions either rejected her or promised to endorse her for a course different from her choice. With a heavy heart, she opted to go to one of the "rich kid schools" which had awarded her a full scholarship for her chosen degree, De La Salle University.

My Rewrite

Unfortunately, college was a bit of a financial challenge. Rhen had her eyes set on the University of the Philippines for as long as she could remember, but if she wanted to go there, her parents would both have to work double-time just for the tuition fee.

Still, Rhen was determined. She applied for as many scholarships as she could, but found herself rejected. Either that, or they'd only endorse her if she went with a course that was different from her choice.

However, Rhen had received a full-ride scholarship for her chosen degree at De La Salle University. It wasn't her first choice, being one of them Rich Kid Schools, but it wasn't like she had an option. It ached her to turn her back on her dream, but the system had forced her hand.

My Line (Ash POV)

I landed on the ground with a sharp thud that caused my head to buzz, making the headache I’d been battling all day come back in its full force. Groaning from the dizziness, I blinked until my eyes focused. The blur of colors became a bunch of colorful trees towering above me. I pushed myself up to a seated position, groaning, and looked around—I’d never seen trees this color before and wondered if I should be taking notes. Have I made a new discovery? Highly doubtful, but the blue ferns were kinda weird, though admittedly cool.

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[heyitsmyhideaway]

May 12, 2019

Lahat ng mga taong totoong minahal ko mas piniling isantabi at iwan ako. Sa mga sitwasyong nagiisa ako, duon dumadami at patuloy na nadadagdagan ang mga tanong sa isip ko.

"Baka mali yung paraan ko kung paano ko sila mahalin?"

"Sobrang nakakasakal ugali ko?"

"Ano kayang kulang sa akin?"

"Hindi ko ba sila kahit kailan totoong napasaya? Kaya kami palaging nagaaway?"

"Siguro hindi ako karapatdapat bigyan ng ganung klase ng pagmamahal kasi hindi ako deserving na makatanggap ng ganun?"

"Ano kayang gusto niya? Para sumaya naman siya.."

"Ako siguro mismo yung mali?"

Hindi nga siguro ako kahit kailan karapat dapat unahin at mahalin.

[satohqbanana]

Ever seen a storm pass through your place and boomerang back a day later? Yeah???

[iichiniisaaaanaol]

tw! CAPS

excuse my bad handwritting

Translation:

Quackity: You think the shit you say about me doesn't hurt?

Quackity: THAT I'M DEAD HUNGRY?

Quackity: WHY? DOES THAT SHIT NOT HURT?

Revivebur: kiss my ass, you bitch.

Quackity: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, YOU ATE YOUR WIFE!

Sally: hey why was i inccluded?

(more info in the tags)

[3shaaamazng]

Dapat sanay ka na...

Ilan beses pa ba dapat maulit para masanay ka na

Pagod na ako, pagod na ako sa paulit-ulit na mga pangyayari

Mga nararamdaman na di naman dapat maramdaman

Masama bang makaramdam ng konting kilig sa taong napapalapit na sayo

O baka ikaw lang itong may iba nang pakay sa pagkakaibigan niyo

Dapat maramdaman mo din kung alam mong may pagtingin din siya sayo

Kung wala, dapat sanay ka na, na ikaw lang tong magaling sa imahinasyon

Sa imahinasyon inaasahan mo na “baka ikaw na nga ang hinihintay ko”

Pero mali ka, hangga’t wala siyang paparamdam, wala ka dapat maramdaman.

Dapat sanay ka na sa mga maging ganitong sitwasyon.

Dapat sanay ka na sa mga tipong “friendzone”

Ngunit, gusto mo maramdaman ito dahil sa napapagod mo nang nag-iisang puso.

Pagod ka na na ganito na lang palagi ang nararamdaman dahil sa matagal ka nang mag-isa.

Pagod ka na na walang nararamdaman.

Namimiss mong kiligin, Namimiss mong mag-mahal, Namimiss mo ang may kasama sa kalungkutan at kasiyahan mo.

Mga damdamin na naramdam dahil sa unang pag-ibig, ngunit nabigo.

At ngayon na kaya mo nang mag-mahal ulit, saka ka naman laging napag-iiwanan O di kaya'y pinanghihinayanganan

Ilan beses mong sinasabi sa sarili mo na sanay ka na.. Ngunit sa totoo lang, hindi pa din.

Konting kibo lang, Konting matatamis na salita lang Mula sa kanyang labi nahuhulog ka na

Akala mo sanay ka na, Pero hindi pa din.

Sapagkat ang puso ay hindi natuturuan.

Tao ka lang naman, marunong mag-mahal at masaktan.

Tama na, dapat sanay ka na sa laro ng iyong isipan Para hindi mo na malito ang sarili mo kung puso ba o utak ang may pakana sa nararamdaman mo.

Sa huli, dapat sanay ka na din sa laro ng tadhana.

[satohqbanana]

The Filipino experience is never complete without Jollibee.

30 seconds into TRESE and I already found Jollibee

[prettina-kers]

Stationary papers collection pleaseeee!!

I just missed collecting paper.. #tagalogpost #balikblogging

[anyonghalimaw]

love tagalogposting on here its like limiting my thoughts to my pinoy mutuals. this bad content id exclusive