#taehyung be sneaky af

[lexxfics]

Fictionless Love

Chapter 3 - Unfair

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"Wake-up sleepy head~"

I started to stir in my sleep. "No...5 more minutes Jace..."

"Who is this Jace?" At the sound of an unfamiliar voice, I opened my eyes. What I saw before me freaked me out. I had woken up next to Taehyung... and I was HUGGING him.

I quickly pulled back. Pillow barrier my BUTT.

He sat up, rubbing the back of his neck.

"Aish~ I wondered when you were going to let me go. You had been holding onto me tightly for the last couple of hours," he said. I immediately started to turn red.

"S-sorry," I whispered.

"I even suggested the barrier for your sake but you are the one who broke it. Aigoo~...even while asleep girls still want me," I hit him on the shoulder.

"Ow!"

"I-I didn't mean to hug you," I said. Man, me and my stupid habits. I used to sleep with a Jace body pillow all the time and so I must have done that to him. I started mentally hitting myself.

"Yeah, yeah. I get it. Hyun-Ae, the pervert~" He said.

"Y-yah!" I said. "Y-you want to d-die?" I threatened. I picked up my pillow and started to hit him with it. He brought his hands up, trying to block my blows.

"Haijima!" He yelled, getting off of my bed. I followed him off and continued hitting him.

"W-who's a pervert huh?" I said, hitting him once. "Who?" I yelled, hitting him a second time.

"You~" he said while laughing. I continued hitting him until he grabbed the pillow away from me.

"Ok, enough with the pillow hitting. Let's put this down," he said, placing the pillow back on my bed, keeping eye contact with me the whole time. I rolled my eyes at him. You were asking for it, punk! Huh! Don't test me!

Ignoring his remark, I went over and grabbed my phone to see that the time was 5:15. Ok he still has time to leave before getting caught. I looked back up at him to see him staring at me. I quickly turned away. Aish, what did I get myself into?

"I-I think you are good to go," I said, showing him the time.

"Ah, right! I need to leave before anyone sees me," he said, as if remembering the situation we were in. He started to gather his things.

"Thank you again, Hyun-Ae," he said, giving me a smile. I looked off to the side.

"Y-you're welcome," I responded. I glanced over to see his dorky smile on his face. I walked over to him and started to push him out my door. "Ok, n-now go! B-before someone see you," I said.

"N-ne~" He responded. As he started to open the door he paused. What is he doing?

He turned around and started walking back towards me. Flustered, all I could do was stand still. He then suddenly hugged me, squeezing me tight. I could feel the heat rise to my face.

"Y-yah," was all I could manage to get out.

"I won't forget this," he whispered. He suddenly pulled back, flashing me a huge smile, and went back towards the door. This time though, he opened it and went through, closing the door behind him.

Finally alone, I went and sat on my bed. Okay, well...all that just happened. Thank heavens today is my easy day at school since I only have one class. I need to recover some more...It suddenly hit me. I didn't do any homework last night! Crap!

I quickly ran over to my desk and sat down, wanting to get down to business, when I heard my phone go off.

Confused, I went to pick up my phone. Who could it be? My family is always busy at this time of day. I looked down and froze.

"Ahh~ I also forgot to say that I added my number to your phone! So expect texts from me from now on! And if you don't answer...I will tell everyone what you did to me while sleeping~" said the text from Strawberry with a little heart at the end. My blood started to boil. KIM TAEHYUNG!

"What is this blackmail?" I responded. My legs giving out, made me fall back onto my bed. When the hell did he do this?

Ding.

"Yep, so you have to listen to what I say now~ *evil face*" I started panicking at his comment. Dang it, I even saved his butt and this is how he thanks me?

"Uh, no I don't. Tell anyone about that and you are dead too you hear? Don't you remember what you told me last night?" I responded. Haha, sucker. I got something on you too~

Ding.

"What did I tell you?" He asked. Oooo, he doesn't even remember. Mwahaha.

"Not telling~" I responded. I finally have the upper hand on this punk. Maybe I get him and the guys to leave me alone.

"Okay, fine. Don't tell me. But oh? What is this?" He sent back. The following message came with a video. Afraid, to open it I sat there staring at it. Do I click it or not? Crap, I have to know.

I clicked on the video to see me lying down and my face right next to the camera. Was this last night?

"Oooo Jaceu~...Haijima!" I said, giggling in my sleep. Oh...my...lord...WHAT THE HELL IS THIS.

The video continued. "Jace, I know you want me, but stop. Other people will find out," I said shyly with a goofy grin on my face. I could hear Taehyung giggling in the background of the video. I wanted to scream.

Idiot, idiot! Pabo! I can't believe I was talking in my sleep...

"Y-yah...delete that!" I sent back to him. If that video of me got out I would be ruined. I mean not that I have a reputation to ruin or anything but I definitely do not want people to see me like this!

Ding.

"Ok, I will," He sent back. I sighed in relief. Until another text message appeared.

"But, I have one condition," He continued. Nervous, I texted back.

"What is the condition?" I asked.

Ding.

"I want you, to hang out with me and the guys for a day." I sat there rereading the text over and over, not believing what it said. Uhhh...excuse....me....

"Uh, can it be anything else besides that?" I responded.

Ding.

"Nope this is my condition and it won't be changed! Either spend a day with us or be prepared to have this video leaked to the whole school~" I sighed in frustration. Ok, pros and cons, pros and cons...ummm....

Pros... the video doesn't get leaked. I won't be a laughing stock. After one day I can go back to my life peacefully. It is only one day.

Cons... I HAVE TO SPEND A DAY WITH 7 GUYS.

I think the cons greatly outweigh the pros in this situation but, if that video is leaked of me I am ruined! Instead of people leaving me alone like they do now - which is great by the way - instead I will hear snickering and laughing from people as I walk by them. That is definitely not any better.

I started to toss and turn in my bed. I groaned out loud in frustration.

Damn it...damn it...

Ding.

"So what is your answer, Hyun-Ae? Day of fun or life-long embarrassment?" I stared at his text. I am going to get you soon Taehyung...

"I guess...I will spend a day with you guys...but no shenanigans ok? And nothing flashy!" I responded. What...did I just...agree to...

Ding.

"Ok! Are you free tomorrow?" Considering, tomorrow is Friday and I don't have school or work tomorrow, that would be a yes.

"Yes. Just tell me where you want me to be," I said, regretting my decision to hang out with them.

"Ok I will talk with them about it and let you know! See you later, pervert~" He said. I couldn't help but smile at his comment. I immediately realized that, and started to shake my head.

No! Don't let him or the other guys get to you! They may seem nice but they will just leave you or betray you like they did. You can't be friends with them. Don't even think about Hyun-Ae.

Just spend the day with them and then you can ask them to leave you alone. Yeah, that sounds like a plan. And then I can go back into my life of solitude and fiction novels.

Hwaiting!

I cheered myself on, giving me strength. I looked down at my phone to see that it was now 6.

Shoot! I need to do my homework and get ready to go to my class!

I quickly jumped out of my bed and headed over to my desk. I opened my laptop and got down to business for the next hour.

After I finished, I relaxed back in my chair, thankful that I was quick at reading. I then headed to the bathroom to take a shower.

I quickly took one and got ready for school, wearing jeggings, my favorite loose shirt, and leaving my hair down as I was too lazy to blow-dry it or put it up.

I quickly gathered my things and headed to my class. I walked out of my door and quickly bowed to the people I met outside of it.

I then proceeded to grab my iPod out of my backpack and put my headphones in, drowning out the world. I hit play.

(A/N): The bolded parts in the song lyrics were ones that I thought applied to Hyun-Ae...just wanted to let you know so it wasn't confusing! Feel free to play the song along with it! :3

'If you smile at me like that, (Girl don't you know)

It's hard for me not to feel anything.

I've already had several cups of coffee baby,

But why do I still feel like I am in a dream?

If my friend saw me, he would've cursed at me,

I'm not used to being like this or saying this.

But in front of you,

It's like I was never like that.

You're Unfair~

Are you being selfish?

Stop it~

Your eyes, your nose, your lips,

Are they still going to be pretty no matter how much I look?

You're Unfair~

Just stop right there,

You're dangerous, dangerous, take it slow,

Oh my~...'

I continued to hum the song as I walked to my classroom.

As I was almost there, out of the corner of my eye, I saw someone heading towards me. Thinking that they were going towards someone behind me, I continued to walk.

As I approached the front of the door, I was stopped. I looked up to see Jin. Oh, I forgot he was in this class with me.

I tried to walk past him but he grabbed on to me. I glanced at him to see him motioning for me to take out my earphones. I did and he smiled at me.

"Hyun-Ae, right?" he said. I nodded.

"Sorry I didn't introduce myself yesterday when we ran into each other. You seemed like you were in a rush," he stated while smiling at me. Yesterday? Yest-oh...that is right. I ran into him...aish...you stupid girl...I quickly bowed towards him.

"S-Sorry about that," I responded.

"It's ok. It looked like you had a lot on your mind. Now let me officially introduce myself. My name is Jin. Kim Seok Jin," he said while holding out his hand. I carefully grabbed his and he shook our hands up and down.

"N-nice to meet you," I whispered. After he finished shaking our hands, I quickly let go, embarrassed.

"So..." he started. I glanced up at him. "Is it ok if I sit by you? I don't know anyone else in this class and I was hoping that since I know you..." he trailed off, looking at me. Ok, hold up a second...processing...processing...processing...ok done. What! He wants to sit by me? Um...no.

"U-um...I-"

"You can't stop me even if you say no," he asserted. Wait, what? "I have the right to sit where I want so, wherever you sit, whether you like it or not, I am sitting next to you~" he said walking into the classroom. I heard screaming as he walked inside. Excuse...me...sir...I think not!

I peeked into the room to see him standing there, waiting for me to sit down. Aish...I mentally cursed in my head. I quickly got inside and tried to find a seat between two people but to no such luck, even if one person was on my side he would still sit next to me.

Giving up, I took a seat in the back where there weren't many people and sure enough he followed me back there. I sat down and he took the seat next to me.

"Told you~" he said. I looked at him to see him smiling at me. I also noticed that his 'fans' were glaring at me. I started to sink in my seat. Why me?!?

Suddenly the teacher walked in, starting the class. He lectured on segregation before the Civil War and I found it fascinating. Crazy as I was, I liked school. Eww, saying it out loud makes me sound like a nerd.

I was taking notes when suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Jin moving closer to me. In response, I moved away. What does he want?

I looked over at him to see him staring at me.

"W-what?" I asked him. He didn't answer me, but instead just continued to stare. I-is there something on my face?

I turned away from him and started searching for things on my face. No, nothing there...here?...no...

I looked at him again and this time he was looking back at the lecture. M-maybe he just spaced out in my direction or something? Y-yeah that is it.

I went back to the lecture. More than half-way through the class, I saw him starting to move towards me once again. I glanced over at him to see that he had fallen asleep. I quietly laughed. Wow, that boring?

Ignoring it, I continued to write notes when I suddenly felt something land on my shoulder. I looked to my side to see that his head was now resting on my right shoulder. I started to turn red.

I tried shaking my shoulder to wake him up, but to no avail.

"Y-yah," I whispered. "J-jin," he was not responding. I then thought of something.

I started to blow air in his face. I saw his face starting to twitch and his eyes starting to open. I continued to blow until I knew that he was fully awake.

I guess it is a good thing I sat in the back otherwise we would have gotten in trouble.

He then got up and stretched, yawing in the process.

"Did I fall asleep?" he asked me. I nodded at him. He then looked at me and realized what had happened. I saw that he started to get embarrassed as well as his face was a little red.

"Sorry," he whispered. I giggled quietly.

"It's ok, I figured that you must have been tired or you really don't like history," I responded. He laughed at that.

"Both, actually, but thank you for the use of your shoulder. I promise to try not to use it in future classes," he said.

"Ok~" I said. We both then went back to the lecture and class seemed to finish in the blink of an eye.

The teacher dismissed us for the day and I began to pack up my things. I started to get up out of my seat when I heard Jin say something.

"Hey, Hyun-Ae?" he asked. I turned around to look at him.

"A-are you doing anything after this?" he asked me. I shook my head no. He started to smile.

"Would you mind helping me with this class? I am falling behind and you seem like you know your stuff. Can you tutor me for a little bit today? I will buy you something to eat afterwards!" he said. His eyes were pleading me. I don't want to, but...I haven't eaten out in ages...hmm...free food or home...food...home...

"S-sure," I said. "We can go to the library, it is quiet there," I smiled at him. I saw him cheering with the biggest grin on his face. I couldn't help but smile at his reaction as we started down the stairs, out of the classroom.

We started to head to the library. When we walked out of the room, we were met with some kids tossing a ball back and forth on the grass.

We thought nothing of it until one of them screamed.

"Look out!" I turned around to see the football heading straight towards me. I lifted my arms up, bracing for impact, and closing my eyes, when I felt nothing hit me. Instead I felt arms around me.

I slowly opened my eyes to see Jin's face only inches from mine. I looked behind him to see the football on the ground, near his feet. Did...he just get hit by the ball...to protect me?

I glanced back up at him to see him staring at me, right in the eyes, not wavering his gaze. My heart started to beat like crazy and my face was turning red. What just happened and...

What is this that I am feeling?

[jiminiesfavouritecolourisblue]

OMG IS ASK STILL OPEN? AJSKSKSKAKA NOW MISS MAM HYBRID CEO OC PLS DO TELL HAS ANY OF YOUR 7 BOYS MADE YOU FRUSTRATED (Y'KNOW 🥵) AGAIN? AND WHAT DID THEY DO? 👀 ALSO MR CEOS WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR THOTS ABOUT THAT DAY AND HOW DID YOU HANDLE SENDING HER HOME 👀 IF YOU WERE HER BOYFRIENDS INSTEAD WHAT WOULD YOU DO 👀👀👀

*for obvious reasons the Y/n and the hybrid ceos will answer this in separate rooms*

Y/n : of course they’ve made me frustrated, if it’s not a weekly basis it’s a daily one and the worst part of it is THEY KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING 🥺 they can hear my heart rate skyrocket they’re hybrids, but they don’t do anything about it so I know the feelings not mutual it’s just harmless flirting for them.

Jimin and Taehyung’s faces are suggestive as hell, it’s not fair, all they have to do is smirk and my brain is in the gutter.

Hobi and Jin are more sneaky, they’ll act all innocent and move me out of the way with their hands on my hips or brushing past by pressing themselves against me and I know … or I think it’s done on purpose because they look so proud of themselves when I flounder 😩

do you know how many boners Jungkook and Joon have wear proudly to work? Do you!

And Yoongi? Yoongi is the worst of them all because he doesn’t even hide what he’s doing, he has a whole private office to call me into and 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

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Jungkook : *sniffing the air* can you guys smell….

Me : ignore it and answer the question

Jimin : the Hyungs were selfish as always when Angel smelled like heaven

Namjoon : we thought we were doing what was best

Hoseok : we didn’t appreciate the heart attack you three gave us when you stole her away

Yoongi : brats 😒 eventually they had to let her out of their hiding nest, thankfully it was when everyone had already gone home

Taehyung : but it was really hard to let go, especially after all the scenting and bonding we did for hours

*Hyung line look pissed and jealous*

Namjoon : *sarcastically af* it’s almost as if my plan for limiting exposure to her was done for a reason

Jin : we took her to the car and honestly it was like we were saying goodbye for the last time ever… some of us even cried

Jungkook : *fidgets* it would never have been a problem if we were all together, she had needs we would have met them

Jimin : poor Angel was up all night restless and needy for us

Taehyung : could you imagine if we were together and she came to work like that?

Hobi : the office would’ve been locked for the entire day

Jimin : big ‘do not disturb’ sign on the door

Yoongi : Kitten would have been punished for not coming to us straight away, Namjoon’s not saying anything but he’d be the first one to say it

[rightsockjin]

Dynamite Masterlist

Here’s a new series of one shots that will be periodically released! Ever since Dynamite was released it had been stuck in our heads! These one shots are all based off of the music video and the vibes that the members give off! As far as I've thought ahead, they’re all going to be smut. I think! It will let you know! Hope you enjoy lighting up the city with a little fucking song.

Update: Now that the night version stuff is out... I'm dead....

Summary: Namjoon owns a record shop. It’s more for the nostalgia than anything but he loves to see the happiness on someone’s face when he can recommend a good record to someone who’s never owned one before. Enter you, but you’re not looking for a record. You’re looking for a helping hand and a gentleman. Namjoon is happy to oblige.

Rating: M

Genre: SMUT! Crack... I got carried away....

Warnings: A little blood. Nipple play. Sexual activities in a store. There is spanking. Daddy. Princess. Baby girl. Hiding. Fingering. Namjoon’s hands... mentions of big dick Joon. Open ending??? Provocative dress. Clumsy reader. Cute Joon.

Word count: 6,016

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Summary: SCOOBY DOO AU! Seokjin and his dog Jjangu, have a special bond, one that no one could ever challenge and it was absolutely adorable. They were always paired up to scope out the place, but when Namjoon decides to pair the team off differently and you get stuck with him instead, things take a turn for the worst...or is it for the best? ZOINKS!

Rating: M

Genre: TBD

Warnings: TBD

Word count: TBD

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Release date:10/03/2020

Summary: Everyone says that Yoongi, millionaire Casio owner, isn’t a Dom. And maybe they’re right, but he’ll be damned if he doesn’t give it a try.

Rating:M

Genre:SMUT! A little fluff at the end.

Warnings: PWP. Hard dom! Yoongi! choking, shibary (Artful rope tying), graphic descriptions of sexual intercourse. Slight nipple play. Biting. licking. degradation. Pain. reader is slightly hurt but nothing horrible.

Word count: 3,968

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Summary: Its Disco night and Hoseok was ready to get down with it. He’s not opposed to a partner dance either.

Rating: M

Genre:SMUT! fluffish....

Warnings: Public grinding, dirty dancing, thongs, strangers, sneaky sex. LONG AF HOPE. Public but not public sex. bets! Loud sex! Order and lack there of hehe. Riding. Semi nakedness. Drinking!!

Word count: 3,618

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Summary:  Jimin spent all of his time practicing for the performance at roller rink on skates. And he means ALL of his time. He was a little frustrated to say the least. Won’t someone lend him a hand? Or possibly... a mouth?

Rating:M

Genre:SMUT! Tiny fluff if you squint.

Warnings: HARD BLOWJOB YALL! Female oral receieveing and giving. Partially public. Slight Exsobitonist. Sexual activities in a public bathroom. Loud Jimin! Slight soft Dom. Mentions of “ruining” reader. Little experiences reader. Panty theif! Gagging.

Word count:4,444

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Summary: Lingerie By Vante was a highly luxurious brand with the signature color of Emerald. That’s what brought you to the main sight to be fitted for your first ever set! But when the store closed early, you were forced to turn around, that is...until Mr. Vante himself offered to fit you in. 

Rating:M

Genre:SMUT!

Warnings: Sex in a public place but its empty so... Lingerie fitting. dry humping. masturbation. fingering. Sexy Taehyung... 

Word count:4,027

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Summary: Jungkook is the best friend anyone could ask for. He’d been there for you through thick and thin, and right now, you were looking extra thick and his patience was thinning...

Rating:M

Genre: SMUT! A good amount of angst...

Warnings: Mutual mastrabation, porn, big dick JK. Best friend pining. Pillow riding. Butts. Blow job. Spit. Finger licking? Is that a warning?

Word count: 4,906

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[nightowlfandom]

The Kings’ Pet Princess- Royal! BTS x Reader Series Part 3- Jungkook 1

REQUEST FROM PROMPT LIST- RIGHT HERE! (I do anime stuff toooo)

READ PART ONE | READ PART TWO (NAMJOON)

SURPRISE!! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT TOMORROW BUT DECIDED WHAT THE HECK

YOOOO CHECK OUT THIS SICK AF COVER. I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW TO BE HONEST LOL! THIS COVER WAS MADE BY @kpop-ruined-my-social-life 

AAAH thank you thank you THANK YOU. Okay I gotta stop fangirling and get to the writing but AAAH LOOK AT IT IT’S SO COOL I LOVE IT!!!

Leggo!

...

You peeked around the corner, making sure the coast was clear before you bolted down the next hallway. All you had to do was make it to your bedroom then you would be fine.

You could still feel the effects from earlier’s...sequence of events seeping in and all you wanted to do was take a bath and clean the guilt from your body.

You also might need some tea due to all the screaming.

You shut your bedroom door behind you, letting out a harsh exhale. You squeezed your legs together. You were a bit twitchy, off edge. What were you thinking?! You let yourself submit to that...beast!

So what if his finger’s were that of a god, so what if you could still feel his lips burning every area of your body. So what if-

ARGH GET IT TOGETHER.

“I need a bath...or a flamethrower.” you scolded yourself. “From now on, no allowing yourself to get seduced! ...No Matter no good it might feel.” you crossed your arms.

....

The next morning, you awoke not feeling any better. Before you could sit up, there was a knock on the door.

“Who are you and what do you want?!” you groaned.

“It’s me.” you heard Rina’s small voice. Upon hearing her, you sat up. “Good Morning Y/N! I was told to inform you that breakfast starts soon.”

You rolled out of bed, feeling your head pounding as you rubbed the sleep from your eyes. “Great.” you mumbled. You didn’t know how you were gonna face Namjoon, especially after your little activity from yesterday. You had made sure to literally soak yourself in the bathtub for a good while, just to wash away the guilt...not that it worked but it was the thought that counted.

You pulled a sweater over your head, hoping to cover the newly made marks and bruises that were now your new body decor.

You readied yourself to head down to the dining room, crossing your arms and staying completely silent. It looked like you were the first one awake, so you chose the seat closest to the exit where you could book it for your room need anything happen.

One by one they all walked in. It gave you a chance to really study their faces. You looked back down at your fingers, just wanting this to be over.

Curiously, just out of wonder...you looked to your right. Jungkook was staring at you with a smug and wistful look on his face, as if he has an idea. Almost as if he had a plan slowly unraveling in his head. He smirked as soon as your eyes met and gave you a wink, making you look down at your plate. You felt your cheeks heat up. He was really close, so your that if you had moved a little, your leg would brush against his knuckles.

Jungkook had intimidated you and he knew it. Ever since you laid eyes on him, you knew that he had made sure to establish his dominance over the kingdom, especially seeing that he was the youngest king, he had to show out more.  Of course you would be the youngest queen, but also the only queen...with seven villains to call your kings.

You were quiet, you couldn’t be bothered to respond to Hoseok’s snide remarks about the type of queen who would wear jeans shorts as day clothes. Or Seokjin taking some more of your favorite side dish off your plate.

“Y/N...What’s that on your shoulder?” Jungkook got your attention. You had looked down. Your sweater had fallen off your shoulder a little and right there was a bruise. Fuck! Think damnit! You felt his fingertips ghost over your exposed skin, leaning his face in to get close.

“I uh-...er...I tripped?” you trailed off. “Yeah I was walking to my room and I...just fell?” You didn’t believe your own words because you know good and well how you got that bruise.

You could still feel the imprint of Namjoon’s teeth sinking into your flesh, it made your toes curl.

“Is that so?” Namjoon, who had been sitting across from you smirked. “Perhaps you should be more careful next time, you never know what else could happen if you aren’t careful.”

“Thanks for the tip.” you clenched your teeth. “So thoughtful.” you mumbled. “If you guys are finished making fun of me for my clumsiness, can I go now?”

“You may.” they all chorused.

Little did you know, Namjoon had kept your diary, and had passed it along to the next man who wanted a taste of your secrets. (As if the title wasn’t spoiler enough smh) and who planned on using to to his advantage.

...

“I’m sorry what?!” you stared at the horrible eyesore of a dress Rina held up in front of you.

“It’s for your Welcoming Party.” she repeated herself.

“No I know what you said but I refuse to wear that!” you shook your head at the floor length midnight blue gown, “That think doesn’t look like it covers anything!”

Apparently there was a gala tonight to celebrate the merging of your two kingdoms as allies, that part you were fine with, but the dress that was made for you to wear...

“It’s backless, it’s supposed to look like this. “ Rina giggled at you. “It’s definitely dramatic, but it was specially tailored for this event.”

“YOUR POINT BEING?!” You stared at the eyesore. It didn’t look anything like any of your dresses, especially with the unsightly slit going up one of the legs. “Rina I can’t wear this...look at that then look at me.”

“Come over here.” she grabbed your hand and pulled you to the mirror. “Imagine you stand at the edge of the stairs, everyone is waiting for their new queen to arrive, they look up and they see your in your new custom made crown and this bad boy.” she held up the dress. “ With a little bit of jewelry and the crowd won’t be able to resist you.”

“...Are you sure about this?” you sighed, although you admit the dress did look familiar, like you’ve seen it in a dream before.

“Trust me.” she put an arm around you. You and Rina seemed to have already become good friends, and while you thought the idea was crazy, you trusted her. “I may be a maid but my family owns a dress shop, I know what looks good on someone and Midnight Blue is one of those things that any woman and wear and feel amazing in it.” she held it up to your body. “Plus this thing cost almost as much as the room you’re standing in so for you not to wear it would be an insult to the dress maker.”

“Okay then.” you nodded.

...

“Y/N stop moving!” Rina scolded you.

“Listen the earrings I can deal with, but is the choker necessary?” you asked as a thin leather strap was placed around your neck.

“You’re gonna look fine, calm down.” Rina rolled her eyes at you. “Are the people from your kingdom all like this?”

“Well I don’t really wear a lot of dark gowns...I never got the chance to-”

Rina pushed you in front of the mirror. The woman staring back at you was wearing black strappy heels. Your dress was tight around the waist and did and Rina said it was and almost completely backless. Your hair was decorated with a diamond encrusted hairpin that matched the single pendant hanging from four necklace choker.

“Ah! I have just the thing to make this even better.” she grabbed a jar and what looked like a thin paint brush. “This is called magic tattoo ink, it’s almost like henna but instead of waiting and crumbling it off, this goes right into the skin.”

“What are you thinking of doing back there?” you asked in horror as you felt a cold sensation wash over your back.

“Covering up your bruises with flowers.” Rina casually commented. “Flowers are a huge thing here in Bangtan, especially red and black roses. How did you even get so beat up anyways?”

“You wouldn’t believe me.” you shook your head, almost shuddering. “How many people are showing up to this party anyways?”

“More than half of the kingdom and some people from neighboring ones too. Everyone’s dying to see the girl who is going to end this big feud and you...are going to wow them. They’ll be expecting the least of you, so you have to show them way more than you think.” she replied. “This is course is your welcoming party.”

“More like pity party” you mumbled.

...

The men of Bangtan welcomed their guests as men of their stature do. They casually made small chats with their friends from other countries.

“Where do you think Y/N went?” Jimin whispered to Jungkook and the rest of the boys.

‘Probably hiding from us.” Jungkook scoffed, allowing an obnoxious laugh to rip from his throat. “I don’t think these kids of parties are herstyle.

“Do you think she’s not gonna come?” Taehyung whisper. “Maybe she’s hiding under her bed while the maid convinces her to come outside.”

“I wouldn’t say that.” Seokjin’s jaw dropped, pointing to the stairs.

The lights dimmed slighted and everyone averted their eyes to the stairs. You stood at the top, gazing over the scouring the room. Rina was right, there were so many people here. They were all looking at you. Rina had done a fantastic job using that ink stuff to cover up the bruises Namjoon had made on your skin. Your hair, neatly styled almost shimmered against the hanging lights. You stood at the bottom of the stairs, not knowing where to go. Everyone was staring at you. They definitely didn’t expect someone, especially from YOUR kingdom of all places to dress as you were dress right now. You shyly walked down the little aisle that was cleared for you. Geez had no one seen you in a dress before?

“Looking for someone?”

You turned around to find Jungkook standing in front of you, a smile etched on his face.

“Not really?” you scratched the back of your neck. You took note of how he was dressed head to toe in a black tuxedo. “I don’t think...”

“Well then will you do me the honor of giving me the first dance?” he held out his hand for you to take. “Come now, I wouldn’t do anything sneaky. We’re in public after all.”

Jungkook led you to the middle of the floor. Other women seemed to stare at you, beating themselves up for not thinking to wear such an eye-catching number. It seemed as you were the only person wearing that very color in the room.

“I think this is a good damn to mention I can’t dance” you narrowed your eyes at Jungkook who placed his hand on the curve at the bottom of your back. “It wasn’t in my studies.”

“Then shut up...and follow me.” he whispered in your ear. Slowly you let Jungkook lead, until it began to feel eerily natural how well you could follow. “You sure know how to make an entrance.”

“You sure how how to pick a dress.” you mumbled as Jungkook dipped his head into the crooked of your neck and inhaled, your back froze and you felt a sting shoot up your spine.

“You’re wearing perfume, it’s nice.” he commented, letting his nose linger to inhale your scent even more.

“It’s native to my kingdom.” you replied. “It’s rare amongst my people since only 14 have ever been sold and I just so happen to have six of them.” you chuckled. You were taken aback when Jungkook began kissing up your neck. Since you two were so close, it might have only looked like he was leaned his head on your shoulder. You felt his teeth graze against his skin and you didn’t dare move. His hips hovered over your ear.

“Seeing you look like this makes me wish we could do more, but I’d prefer us be alone when I take you.” he whispered. Your eyes widened and his fingertips traced up your back. His lips traced up and down your neck as you two moved against each other. You tilted your head to the side a little, almost mocking him.

“Oh really, you don’t enjoy PDA.” you said in a joking manner, but you were only referring to his inability to keep his hands off your exposed back. “Are we done here?”

Suddenly you were turned around and your back hit his chest. His arms wrapped around your waist as you two moved. 

“Not really.” he chuckled. Your ass was right up against his groin. “Although,” he began. “I think your fellow kings are a bit jealous...I wonder what would happen if I kissed you right in front of them, do you thing that would driv em crazy?”

“What makes you think I’d let you?” you seethed, glaring at him the best you could.

“You haven’t tried to push me away yet.” he replied.

“I would comment but I’m sure that would cause a minor disturbance.” you shook your head, only wishing you could fire back. “I really wish I could kick you right no-”

Jungkook’s teeth sunk into your neck, making your gasp and shake under his touch. How bold was he?! He tongue glided over your newly formed bruise, making you shut your eyes. You were turned towards him, meeting his dark eyes as he connected his lips with your, sliding his tongu ethrough the gap in your mouth for dominance.

He didn’t care about the stares he received, or the head shakes of disapproval. This was his castle damnit, if anyone had a problem he would kill them without another word.No one dared comment, or try to pull you away. The kings of Bangtan were very territorial and it would only be a matter of time before you were marked by the rest.

“This feels right.” he commented. “You belong here...in this castle, in my arms while everyone stares in envy.” he whispered into your ear, his lips hovering over the shell of your ear.  you could hear a mocking pout in his voice. You could feel the eyes of the other kings on your. Jealousy laced their gazes seeing you melt into Jungkook’s touch so naturally, Lucky bastard, not only did he get the first dance of the night, but you looked like you were enjoying it no less! Jungkook looked up at he friends, making a shrugging motion. 

“I wish I could see the look on your face right now” you almost growled. 

The party didn’t bore you to no end like you thought it would, you actually ended up meeting a few people who seemed nice enough. However the evening was going on and your feet were starting to hurt. You decided to make yourself scarce to avoid being told how ‘brave you were’ for the 27th damn time. You ended up walking into a strange room away from the festivities. As soon as the door closed, it got completely quiet. It felt nice, the silence was relaxing. You could finally sit down and breathe-

“I thought I’d find you here.” a voice made you turn around. Before you could react, your back had found a wall. You looked up and found Jungkook towering over you. “Not having fun?”

“I wouldn’t say th-” you stopped yourself from speaking when you noticed Jungkook getting closer and closer to your face. “i don’t know.” you mumbled.

“Hm, then how can I make tonight exciting for you?” he raised an eyebrow in interest, a smirk teasing his lips as he waited for your answer. He would have to remember to thank Namjoon for loaning him your diary that you seem to love leaving in random places. ”Because I might have an idea” he replied, tilting your head up with his fingertips.

“What are you ta-”

Jungkook kissed your lips, trapping your body against him and he wall. The slit up the side of your dress gave Jungkook the perfect opportunity to slide his hand up your thigh, digging his fingers into your flesh. You leg had hooked around his hip, which caused you to feel the pressure of his groin right up against your stomach. Absentmindedly, you had grinded against him, sending a low groan ripping through his body.

“Hm, while I’d love to rip this dress off you right now, I’m sure people are wondering where we’ve went, but something tells me you wouldn’t mind.” he breathed, pressing himself further against you.

“Um, I can’t confirm nor deny.” you tried to make yourself sound convincing, and Jungkook’s tongue traced down the length of your neck. Jungkook hiked up your dress even more. he gathered the fabric in his fist, his knuckles turning white.

“Since you’ve been so well behaved tonight.” he grabbed you leg and hooked it around his hip. “Why don’t I treat you to something.”

“Like?” you trailed off. To be honest, you were a fool. As if your escapades with Namjoon didn’t teach your anything, you were totally oblivious to Jungkook’s words.

“Hm, well let’s start by-” Jungkook ripped the slit up your dress, making the slit stop at your hip instead of your thigh, once more inch and your dress would be completely opened at the seams. “Getting that out of the way. “

“Umm don’t you have a party to get back to?” You asked, whilst your movements when against everything you were saying.

“Oh Y/N....the party is just getting started between us.”

(It took me a while and I skipped a night of sleep but I DID IT, I am not 100% proud of this, but I plan on redeeming myself in the next part. Also yes, no smut, but only because I am preparing for something and it might make sense later on, it might not, who the fuck knows but just wait for it.

We’re only on part 3 and we have a long way to go.

I’m thinking about making this more than 8 parts, so like two rounds of imagines for each guy in this series, so that gives up 14 parts in all not including the prologue. That good with y’all, great because I was doing it anyways.)

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Kim Seokjin: Strawberry Ice cream 

You were cleaning out the convenience store ready to close up for the night when the freezer door got stuck you panicked and tried to call one of the other two workers to come help you. realizing you were taking to long Seokjin threw open the door and stormed inside. Saying to hurry up as he wanted to get home but you shouted at him to hold the door but it swung shut behind him. Trying the door it was stuck once more the handle on the inside was broken. He scolded you for not telling him the door was broken. “You hardly gave me a chance you just barged in yelling at me to hurry up and acting like a grumpy old man”

“You think I am old!” he said taken back by your comment and quietened down. You sat for a while trying to stay warm, you reluctantly moved closer at the half an hour mark and by the hour your stomachs seemed to growl in chorus. You pulled open a tub of Strawberry Ice cream, it was the only flavor left and it definitely wasn’t your favorite. You laughed as Seokjin ate as well - you were using spoons you had made out of the cardboard from the lid - his face contorted. 

“That’s disgusting” he whined as he took another scoop.

Min Yoongi: Nothing 

Kicked out of home with nothing. No money, No phone and Nowhere to go. Yoongi was standing outside a small convenience store when he asked to borrow your phone, you nodded and leaned it to him as he looked absolutely desperate. He rang some friends begging for them to let him stay the night his stomach growling at the same time. On his sixth attempt from someone he seemed to barely no he gave up apologizing and handing back your phone.

“I have a spare bedroom” you said and he paused watching you and you looked down scuffing your feet with a small laugh “If it’s not weird and you promise you aren’t going to rob or kill me” 

“It’s okay really” he protested and you hummed

“Well what if I said it wasn’t free, you see, I am not tall enough to change the light bulbs and two of my rooms the Light Bulbs need replacing and I want to buy a lot of groceries so if you help carry them I can try to make a semi edible meal. I suck at cooking but your welcome to join me in eating charcoal ramyeon”

“I can cook” he muttered and your eyes lit up and you told him he could stay for as long as he needed if he could cook.

Jung Hoseok: Benjamin Franklin @littlewolfieposts

“Daddy, I am suppose to wear a costume today remember, I old you and wrote it on your calendar like you asked” Huimang asked causing Hoseok to pause in the doorway, he hummed looking at his son up and down and almost had a melt down. “It’s okay daddy, I understand you are really busy” 

He brushed past his father and walked to the car. Hoseok’s heart broke he had let his boy down. Taking a deep breath he sat in the car and told Huimang that after school they could do whatever he wants. You were greeting all the kids to class and you had a sneaky suspicion some of the kids would forget so you packed extra costumes behind the desk and you noticed a very upset Huimang and a very disappointed Hoseok.

“Mister Jung, the costume you ordered arrived in time for today” You lied threw him the packet, he looked at you with such relief as he helped his son get dressed.

“Daddy I knew you wouldn’t forget, after school I know what I want” Hoseok raised an eyebrow “I want to invite miss y/n over for dinner, I think she likes you and I know you like her, I heard you talking to uncle Yoongi about how she is a snack and you were so shook with how she has a snatched waist and it makes you thirsty AF and that, that is the real tea” Huimang grinned at his father hugging him before running off with his little key and kite trailing the floor behind him.

Kim Namjoon: Lunch swap

You packed a lunch for your crush Jaehyun at your best friends work. Your best friend was none other than Kim Namjoon who beamed as you arrived causing a strange nervous sensation in your tummy and a flutter in your heart. “How did you know I forgot my lunch today” He all but snatched the lunchbox from your hands and opened it and looked at the heart themed lunch box and he picked up the note with the love confession and you don’t know why but you ran as fast as you could out of the building.

Park Jimin: Popcorn 

You were working at the Candy bar dressed in you red and white striped dressed with a cute apron and you were serving customers and helping them select their confectioneries. You were at war with the Popcorn boy, you had been competing since last year when he received Employee of the year breaking your winning streak. You had one every year for five years and he ruined it. He was so nice, and like you never had days off, you both came in no matter the weather and on short notice. It was late and you were covering for the other candy girl who had fallen sick which meant you had to work with him. 

You were at peak time between 6-8 where most people decide they want to watch movies and they would panic trying to buy snacks before the movie starts. He ran into you spilling popcorn down your dress, leaving salt, butter and popcorn in places it shouldn’t be. You took it upon yourself accidentally trip and land an ice cream to the back of his head, he looked absolutely guttered. You felt guilty and hung your head as you continued serving, you were fetching two large drinks not noticing Jimin stepping over to your register to ring up the tab while you grabbed the rest of their things. You ran straight into his back splashing him with soda and apologizing profusely finishing the drinks and watching the last couple head into the cinema. His back you could see was well defined through his wet shirt and he turned. His eyes were dark and his lips pressed into a hard line.

Kim Taehyung: Penguin

“The fairy Penguins like to eat small fish like anchovies and on some occasions squid, krill and plankton. They fall in love with their special penguin and they stay together forever. But to make the girls fall in love with them, the boys have to be nice to the girls. And make them a pretty home for them to live in, so they make a burrow and they decorate it so they can live together.”

“Hey y/n” the thin boy with big ears and equally big grin called your name and you turned giving him a gap toothed grin your pigtails held together by the school regulated colored ribbon. “When we get older I will build us a house and we will live together forever okay, I will put everything you like inside”

“Okay” you smiled linking pinkies. 

Jeon Jungkook: Squirrel Appreciation

Jungkook was your brother Yoongi’s best friend and you hated him by default. He always ate all the food in the house and lounged around on the couch and was generally just a pain. You stepped out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel heading for your room, but you came face to chest with the much taller and toned Jungkook. His sleepy eyes widened, you pushed past him to your room so you could dress and curse him out. “If he wasn’t here this wouldn’t have happened?”

You opened your bedroom door ready to head down to the kitchen to eat before he did. At that exact moment he stepped out of the bathroom, a towel wrapped low around his waist. Your eyes drank him up and down, before you turned away cheeks sporting a pink hue. He smirked at your retreating figure and the three of you ate breakfast in silence. You got lost watching Jungkook’s lips as he ate every now and then his tongue would peek out to swipe any food left behind. You giggled seeing his cheeks puffed like a Squirrel.

Next week

[sugamoonv]

Whipped Namjoon

A.N: Another Headcanon!!!!! I just have some strong feelings for my intelligent, talented string bean.

Let's just say you work as camerawoman or man

You’re interning with bighit and are currently working on your degree in film and directing

But one of your jobs is to follow BTS around and help with Run episodes, choreo videos that they want to use for reference

Bc the actual choreo is shot by people higher up

 Since your job is to literally follow BTS around with a camera, you get to know them pretty well

They’re all incredibly nice to the staff around them

though since you’re new and do more assisting than directing, you don’t talk to them too much......yet

 Namjoon just kind of awkwardly stares at you infatuated for the longest time hoping that you and his members think he’s looking at the camera

Until one day when you get a break and you’re just sitting on the floor in the dance studio eating your lunch

Namjoon builds up the courage to join you

His members kind of give him confused looks when Namjoon brushes them off to sit with you all of a sudden

He finds out that you have a lot on common actually, and if you weren’t already beautiful to him, then listening to you talk to him about something he likes cements his schoolgirl crush on you

He’s especially enamored with the way you ramble about the things your passionate about, even if it’s something he doesn’t understand

After eating lunch together, Namjoon tries to find small moments to talk to you, be near you, etc.

Jeon “romance boy” Jungkook soon realizes that it’s not the camera that Namjoon is staring at as if it were the freaking moon

it was in fact you

And boi does the teasing start bc the little shit just couldnt keep his mouth shut over how his hyung was head over heels for you

Besides the staring, Namjoon makes his crush incredibly obvious to anyone with a brain cell

He’s suddenly more clumsy and the way you laugh only subconsciously reinforces him to be clumsy

Namjoon also laughs at everything you laugh at or every joke you crack

And I’m not talking a haha, that was funny, chuckle

I mean like the real, genuine, full-on belly laugh

To Namjoon, all the comedians in the world combined would never be as funny as the dumb scenarios or quips you come up with

And they say that a good sense of humor comes with intelligence so........

Luckily, you have more than one brain cell and aren’t completely oblivious

The boys aren’t exactly subtle either.....

Whenever you enter the room, the boys start giggling and looking at you and Namjoon before turning and whispering to each other

and the oh-so-subtle comments about how you and Namjoon should get food together for everything, or how Namjoon is alone in his studio, or “Doesn’t Y/N look nice today?” 

Namjoon is the only one that’s forced to answer that question

Not that he’s upset about it

It’s just he preferred if he could say you looked good without any prompts and without his face turning tomato red

 Namjoon takes you under his wing

I feel like that’s how he shows he cares about someone

He provides emotional support, helps with anything you need, gives advice, and just overall wants to help you grow and be healthy

As you get closer, you begin going out of your way to help each other out

You’ll volunteer your time to listen to new songs or ideas Namjoon has, go over the choreo with him when he’s struggling, give him small pieces of advice on his outfits and what not

Namjoon likes to sit with you as you edit videos

Maybe if it was a busy day, he offers a massage bc holding a camera up all day WILL make your arms sore, no matter how much you work out

It gets to the point where you constantly buy each other food and carry snacks and water with you at all times, bc what if the other gets hungry?????????

Absolutely not

Namjoon is the one that asks you out first

tbh, Namjoon is kinda old fashioned in that he believes it’s up to the guy to ask the other person out

Though if you had asked him out first, he would be just as happy

The boys all ship you

To the point where it almost becomes overbearing????

They all work to hide your new relationship from management bc both of you aren’t sure how well BigHit would take you dating

With Namjoon being an idol, dating was already bound to be difficult for him, and companies have become laxer on it but still

Not to mention that the person he’s dating is technically a co-worker

They boys come up with the idea to put on a fancy dinner for your first date since you and Namjoon can’t go out without risking being caught

Jin cooks the food

Jimin and Taehyung wait on you

Jimin had to drag Tae away from the table bc he wanted to talk about how good of a job he did decorating with you guys

Jungkook wanted to sing for you guys??????????

he claimed he wanted to do it to set the atmosphere

Yoongi nearly beats him and offers to play the piano in the background

Namjoon feels a little better considering Yoongi won’t snitch if Namjoon fucks up

You catch Hobi spying on you, but needless to say it goes well

so well that you and Namjoon become official by the next week

Since you and Namjoon are officially an item, none of the boys get upset when he ditches them to be with you

they still definitely tease him tho

Namjoon comes up with dumb excuses to have you near him

“Namjoon, you’re just going to do laundry. Why would Y/N need to accompany you?”

“The FaNs mAY WaNT tO SeE HOw I wASh mY CLoThEs?????”

Yeah that does’t work for too long and BigHit eventually puts two and two together

They weren’t happy

They told Namjoon to break up with you and he got PISSED

he went off on this whole angry rant about how you’re good for him and how hard he’s worked for BigHit and BTS so he deserves to be happy, and how BTS is big enough and the fans are so wonderful that they would accept you

He basically told them if they ever tried to force him to break up with you again, he would break his contract

You felt bad and told Namjoon that perhaps you should break up

You both had your careers to focus on and BigHit didn’t approve and you worried that the fans would hate you for taking Namjoon from them

You let your doubts get the best of you.

You’re both mature adults so after two days of arguing, you both agree to sit down and talk this out

Neither of you wants this fight to be what defines your relationship

Because of this, you come up with a pact to always be honest with one another and that if you’re still angry with the other person after a certain amount of time, you HAD to talk it out

because with his and your busy schedules, the whole, no one goes to bed angry thing may not always work and sometimes that was the reality as trying to talk about an issue may make the person angrier before bed

One thing you were surprised about was how needy Namjoon actually was

As the leader, he has to appear more mature that his members and so you and him don’t perform much pda

maybe holding hands, hugging, or him putting his arm on your shoulder/waist

but other than that.....nada

But behind closed doors??????

That boy is all over you

You can’t go more than two minutes without having his lips on your when he’s in the mood

and that’s not even when he’s in the mood IN THE MOOD

Namjoon often overworks himself which brings a lot of frustrated energy into the bedroom

He once fucked you so hard that wearing skinny jeans was a no no

Namjoon was also loud af that night so none of the boys got any sleep

Yoongi has that 3 million dollar apartment so you bet your ass he went there to actually have some peace and quiet

the others begged to go with him but he only invited Jimin

which only made the remaining members even more miserable

Jin told Namjoon that if he was that loud ever again in the dorms, Jin would leave BTS and never talk to him again

Everyone but Jimin and Yoongi were exhausted the next day, all for different reasons

Namjoon also likes to have slow, passionate sex too

Morning sex is his favorite

you’re just so soft and all of you is bare to him

he loves that he’s the only one that sees you in your natural state like this and can make love

After a year or so of dating, Namjoon really wants to get serious

You’ve already met his parents and he still has the same feelings for you the day you got together

He starts daydreaming about what it would be like to have children, pets, and a home

When you’re gone, he’ll gush to his members about how much he would enjoy being domestic with you

This man can go on for hours on how he’ll buy your favorite snacks (he’s had those memorized for a while now) and how you’ll coook for each other and try new recipes together

Jin laughs at him for this bc the boy can’y even properly cut on onion much less cook

Namjoon also talks about how amazing it would be to fold laundry together and go furniture shopping

The boys may joke but they would never actually tell Namjoon to shut up

They love Namjoon too much and he works hard for them and seeing you make him this happy, makes them happy

These future plans start to make up the majority of your after-sex pillowtalks

When he broke his relationship to the fans, most were happy but there was a bunch that were angry at you, and all of a sudden you had a ton of attention on you

So he didn’t want to make the proposal a public thing

Namjoon had to go on tour and unfortunately you weren’t going with them as you weren’t too needed, which was fine

The thing was, the sneaky little bitch didn’t tell you when he got back

So you just walk into your shared apartment to hear your favorite soft song playing, scented candles going and a pathway of rose petals

And you walk in slowly bc what the fuck right??????

Only to see Namjoon standing in the middle of the room, dressed to the nines while you look like a bum coming home from a long day of work

But he still looks at you as if you’re the most beautiful person in the world and with so much love

you almost run to him bc you missed him so much but when he gets on one knee when you see him

you freeze

Namjoon is shaking, bad, but that’s okay bc you’re on the verge of happy sobbing

imagine if I said you didn’t accept the proposal lmao

Namjoon swears that that night is the happiest he’ll ever be

making love to you after being away for so long while the only thing you’re wearing is his ring......

He could literally die from overwhelming happiness

The boys throw Namjoon and you an engagement party, but you think that they did so just to have an excuse to get drunk

From the get-go, they start planning Namjoon’s bachelor party

Taehyung asks if he can be your bridesmaid and you almost say yes

Jungkook has kind of become a brother to you, so you ask him if he wants to help walk you down the isle

it’s really unconventional, so Jungkook is shocked for a couple minutes then he just starts crying

He says it would be the biggest honor to help give you away to his brother

Namjoon can’t pick one person to be his best man so he just makes all of the boys his best men

Everyone is at this wedding

All of the boys family and yours, all the staff from BigHit that work with BTS, and all of your’s and BTS’s friends

BigHit wanted to televise the wedding but Namjoon said that he would prefer if was private to the people he was close with

No offense, Namjoon loves his fans, but this wedding is so special to him, he just wants it to be as intimate he can get it

And would it truly be Namjoon’s wedding fi he didn’t break at least one thing?????

He calls his dad into the room panicking because he broke one of the buttons on his tux

Then during the ceremony, the clip on mic somehow breaks so both of you are forced to stand there until it’s fixed to continue the wedding

Namjoon’s so happy he doesn’t care if everyone is laughing at him, including you

Namjoon chokes up a lot during his vows and when he tries to hide that he’s crying, you just laugh at him with happy tears in your eyes too

Hobi and Jungkook cry the whole wedding

Well all the boys do but Hobi and Jungkook literally cry from the moment you begin to walk down the isle to the 30 minutes after the reception begins

Jimin’s, Jin’s, and Taehyung’s eyes are also red from crying but theyre more happy than emotional

Yoongi doesn’t cry until he gives his speech

He gives this sentimental speech about how Namjoon means so much to him and how proud and happy he is for you and Namjoon

And when he looks at Namjoon’s teary eyes, he just kind of breaks down

Namjoon hugs Yoongi for 10 minutes while Yoongi sobs into his shoulder

Namjoon takes you to the country you’ve always wanted to go to for the honeymoon

He apologizes over the fact that it won’t be a normal honeymoon since some fans will probably recognize him

The first few days isnt an issue since neither of you leaves your luxury hotel room.

bc lets be honest, everyone knows honeymoons aren’t meant for visiting museums and learning the local history......

if you weren't acquainted with each other's bodies, well now you are

you and Namjoon decide to hold off on having kids for a while, at least until his contract runs out with BigHit

Instead, you buy a dog and with how much Namjoon and honestly, the rest of BTS spoil him, it might as well be your child

I mean Taehyung bought the dog a custom gucci dog sweater for when it’s cold and he has to go pee or go for a walk

Bottom line, Namjoon loves you with all his heart and every day he’s incredibly grateful for the many ways he’s blessed having his brothers by his side and being able to call you his

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Who is your bias

Omg this is cray I got so excited to see this!

My bias is taehyung, but I’m an ot7 at heart. My mind always changes dapending on my thoughts. Jungkook and Namjoon creep up often... they sneaky af 😑😂

Who’s your bias? ☺️💜💜💜

[hashtagnarnian]

Commitments~ k.nj

Namjoon x Reader

NonIdol!AU

Journalist!AU

~inspired by 27 Dresses~

Summary: Your little sister is getting married, and you’re getting interviewed by the Commitments columnist at the local paper, Kim RM... but you’re hiding a big secret.

Word Count: 1.7k

A/N: hi everyone! this is my first posted big imagine:) Enjoy!

Warnings: none, I think! :) maybe slight(?) angst... basically fluffy af

It was your sister’s turn to show up in the commitments section of the local newspaper. She’d been getting ready to get married to the love of her life from her studies in Korea, some big name journalist by the name of Kim Taehyung.

It had become a gift of yours over time, attending weddings, painting the scene like a fairytale, and publishing it for people to read. But since you’re more of the family fiction writer and not a journalist, you sat in your apartment, waiting for the random dude that would be coming to your place to interview you, the big sister, the professional maid of honor, about your sister’s big day. You were waiting for all the shit coming to you. How did you feel about your little sister getting married first? Is this how you imagined everything going?

But no one bothered to ask. And so you carried on in your world of writing short stories and working at a dead end job in a publishing company, under the thumb of a middle-aged curmudgeon that enjoyed pushing everybody to their limits, in the nicest way possible, of course. You were a poetry editor, something that murdered you from the inside out. Poetry had never once been your forte, as you spent a large majority of your teenage years writing crap on the internet based on Harry Potter and One Direction and other things like that, escaping life. Poetry was so deep and metaphorical, at least the shit that got tossed at you was.

A knock echoed through your apartment as you pulled on some baggy shorts, running to look through the peephole. A tall guy wearing jeans, a white tee, and an open button-up stood in the hallway, a notebook in one hand, fidgeting with a pen in the other.

“Hey, this is Kim RM from Commitments, I’m doing the piece on your sister and Taehyung, can I come in?” You were surprised to see someone so unlike what you’d pictured in front of you.

“Yeah, sure!” You opened the door and let RM in- his smile widened as he looked at you, admiring the fact that you were simply in relaxed attire- tank top, baggy shorts, hair up in a fan bun. “Come on in. Would you like some coffee or water or, I dunno... I’ve got... sparkling red grape juice?” You mentally kicked yourself for that remark. The guy- RM- held up a voice memo recorder with a smirk.

“The maid of honor is an interesting character, enjoys drinking sparkling grape juice,” he remarks into the recorder. You can’t help but sigh as he speaks again, this time right to you. “Actually, I’ll take the grape juice. Thank you.” You pour him a glass of juice into a champagne flute, passing it to RM and taking a seat on the couch opposite him. He’s scribbling in his notebook already, seemingly waiting for something to happen.

“What could you be writing about already?” you ask curiously, leaning forward. “I haven’t said much yet.” You smirked at RM, who was looking rather blushy now that you caught him. A gentle smile affixed itself on his mouth.

“When you write a good commitments column, you personally describe the appearances of things and well, I dunno, it’s like writing a novel,” he said. “So, what do you do for a living?” He sips his grape juice as you contemplate what to say.

“Well... I’m an editor at a publishing house, and I work with poetry,” you start. “But I’m also a bit of a writer. Fiction is my thing. I like turning real life into something a little more, well, sparkly, I guess.” RM lets out a breathy laugh as he remarks about your “life sparkles” into his recorder. You’re different than he expected.

“So, I’m gonna get this regular crap out of the way before I get to anything good: how do you feel about your little sister getting married before you?” You swallowed, dreading the question.

“I feel happy for her. She’s spent so long looking for the right person, and I’m really thrilled she found Taehyung. Those two go hand-in-hand better than I’ve seen in a long time,” you remark, becoming more comfortable talking honestly. “I’m proud of her, too, for finding someone that’s honestly good. Not a lot of those out there, RM. Not a lot at all.” You drink more juice, chugging down a good half of the glass before letting out a very small burp, hoping it went unnoticed.

You catch a very sneaky smirk out of the corner of your eye. “Actually just, um, you can call me Namjoon. RM is just an alias so no crazy women come stalking after me,” he says. “You would be surprised, it’s kinda wild. There are so many people interiested in this stuff.” You can’t help but laugh at this. “Anyways, I didn’t catch your name, I’m so sorry. How should I call you?”

“Y/N L/N, that’s my name,” you said. “Publishing house slug by day, writer and bridesmaid by night. A total badass.” Namjoon smiles an extremely bright smile as you describe yourself at a great sarcastic length, looking at you intently, until he catches sight of a closet behind you that appears to be bursting with fabric. He sets down his notepad and stands up with a strange eagerness.

“Wait a minute,” Namjoon mutters, walking over to your closet of shame. “This isn’t what I think it is, is it?” He grabs the door handle, but as he’s about to open it you fling your body at the door, preventing his eyes from setting upon the many, many dresses behind that door.

“I really, really can’t let you do this,” you say, attempting to pry his oddly strong fingers off of the door handle. “This will quite honestly ruin my reputation.”

“Well, Y/N, let me tell you right now, my impression of you is educated, kind of silly, and supportive,” he says, yanking the door open while still staring straight at you. “I highly doubt anything could ruin tha-“

The fabrics of roughly thirty dresses stuck out of your closet, and you can’t help but turn an aggressive shade of scarlet. Namjoon’s eyes appear to bulge out of their sockets. You hide your face between your hands, walking away, stubbing your toe on the corner of your couch in the process.

“Y/N... how many dresses are in there?” he whispered, almost nervously. You uncover your face, looking him directly in the eyes.

“Th-thirty one...”

“You’ve been a bridesmaid thirty-one times? These are all so scary looking, are the brides trying to torture you?” He picked at part of a rather gross looking peach colored dress, pulling at it.

“Okay, that one isn’t that awful,” you said, taking it off of the rack and putting it up to your body.

“Not that awful, are you kidding? What color is that, puke?” he mused. You roll your eyes in protest.

“I will put it on and prove it,” you said, running into the bathroom. Namjoon couldn’t help but giggle.

“Alright, alright, I’ll be out here.” He sat back down on the couch, picking up his glass of sparkling grape juice, enjoying the sweet fizz. You pop out of your bedroom door, spinning around, showing the dress off. Namjoon dribbles juice down his chin in mild shock and horror.

“What in the fuck is this?” he laughed as you started with him, realizing just how atrocious the thing really was. It had a diagonal hem, just a little too long for your shorter legs. The straps were really awkwardly placed- needless to say, you looked like a mess. “Seriously, a beautiful woman like you, and they make you look like that? I’d say the bride doesn’t want to be upstaged.” Your face turns scarlet for a different reason this time.

“What?” you say as Namjoon in turn becomes pink. He grins, picking up his notepad, scribbling out a note, and flipping to the next page. You’re sitting across from him in the atrocious dress, drinking juice and waiting for his next move.

“Yeah... you’re a beautiful person, Y/N,” he said. “Anyways, back to the garbage. What’s your favorite part of a wedding?” You grinned, your answer being the most immediate one you could think of.

“Okay, well,” you say. “When the bride walks down the aisle, and everyone stands up and looks at her in all her glory, I look at the groom. His face, his smile, sometimes even tears... it’s my favorite thing. You just know how things will be in their life when you take a look at him.” Namjoon can’t help but stare at you, your innate passion and knack for describing the most mundane things bubbling to the surface. You catch him in his awe, and you grin. After an hour more of talking, he rips off a piece of his notebook paper and hands it to you.

“I have to be on my way, Y/N, but,” he says, standing up from the chair. “I still have some more things to ask you for the article, so... I left my number there for you. Maybe text me when you’re available and we can go get coffee?”

“I would love that,” you say, holding your hand out for a handshake. He returns the favor, letting your hands hang gently for a bit as you smile. He lets go gently, waving, shooting a massively pearly grin your way as you shut your apartment door.

[jinships-ideas]

BTS Run 36 - The Jin Harem

This is late by a few days but I finally sat my ass down to write it :D 

 Let’s begin~

We start it off with JINMIN!

It’s weird to see them without any distinct height difference...

STOP SLOUCHING JIN!

These 2 sure are sticking close to each other

DAMN, why do they both look so tiny?

Jin? TINY? 

A concept I like

Jinnie light tapping Chim while he was explaining to Hobi

Was the tap really necessary?

WAS IT?

Yes, Yes it was.

Look at how SMUG Tae looks

Jin was saying how he remembers Tae’s amazing Decorating/Plating skills

Proud Bub Tae is Proud

Really? They HAD to stick so close?

Well, I’m not complaining

Namjin leaning back to let Yoonmin take the paper

Their matching look as the two Smols stretch out for the teams

:’)

Tols looking smug at the smols

Firstly, Joon yawns

LET THEM REST PLEASE

WELL WELL WELL

WHAT DO WWE HAVE HERE?

Why it’s a yawning Jin!

I’m no expert in psychology but I have read that yawns are contagious 

BUT only when the influenced saw it.

So... Jin’s been looking at Joon huh?

Namjin’s hands

👀

Subtle but DAMN powerful

WE SEE EVERYTHING

ESPECIALLY LITTLE TOUCHES

NAMJIN YOU GUYS AIN’T SLICK

Wait...

Before:

After:

Joon just teleported beside Jin???

Wasn’t he between Yoongi and Tae?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sneaky Sneaky

Chim feeding Jinnie Ft. Envious looking Hobi

I’d do ANYTHING to be able to feed Jin

ANYTHING

Tae rubbing Jin’s arms and shoulders

DAMN TAE! REALLY? In front of all that kimchi?

(1 on of you said you liked the salad meme so... SHOUTOUT TO THAT 1 PERSON. To the rest of you? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

(One day i’ll insert a meme that’ll make all of you laugh.)

(But it is NOT TODAY)

Look how happy Taebub is!

ANYONE would be that happy with their hands on Worldwide Handsome-nim!

2SEOK 5!

Joonie:  내가 웃는게 웃는게 아니야 (It’s lyrics from a Lessang song called ‘I’m not laughing’)

He even did that ‘head tilt’ thing to show his doubt/hesitance

The domesticity is so overwhelming

LOVE IT

You guys...

There’s PLENTY of space around...

There is 0 need for y’all to stick together like glue...

Kind Chef-nim teaches the opponent team the proper technique but...

JK: Not watching/listening at all Hobi: Too busy joking around like the happy bub he is Chim: Too busy laughing at the happy bub’s joke

Pretty sure I’ve mentioned this already but

I LOVE NAMJIN 

Hobi and his Glib tongue~

Guys. THE KITCHEN IS HUGE

THERE IS NO NEED TO BE SO CLOSE TO ONE ANOTHER...

Also, Jin teaching Tae ‘basics’ to cooking

Tae: *caught in a wtf*

Joonie at the side is VERY impressed with Jin’s tips on cooking though 

Someone wants Chef-nim’s attention too huh?

I guess even monkeys fall from trees...

(It’s a Chinese saying...I THINK Yes, I know Mandarin)

Meaning: Even the best makes some mistakes

But... why does this look so familiar...

Flashback to Bon Voyage Season 2 Episode 4...

JOONIE DID THe SAMe THING 

Except Joon isn’t a monkey falling out of a tree

He’s more like a fish

Way out if his depth back then

Pouty Chef-nim~

It’s ok! I’m sure sesame seeds won't affect the taste too much! Besides, you can always just take them out!

Dumb and Dumber

Arguing about something insignificant

That’s what couples tend to do right?

Also, JIN! Why would you asked Joonie about a sense of length when he gave you ‘3cm’ spring onions that were practically uncut and at least 25cm long???

Namjin are definitely connected to onions

Every time there’s an onion, Namjin will most likely occur

ONIONS ARE A NAMJIN THING

The way Jin just wordlessly takes it from Joon to demonstrate how to cut it 

:’)

DOMESTIC AF

FOND!!!

Jin literally had 0 reaction when Yoongi and Hobi were fussing about the ‘taste of Japan’ 

BUT when Joonie joined in, Jin’s fond smile just 

:’)

HE TURNED TO JOONIE!

YOU CAN’T SAY HE AIN’T FOND OF THE BUB!

Hobi fooling around once again

Poking Jin when Chim asked for ‘Jin soy sauce’

Pokes are cute :)))

Pouting and heartbroken Jinnie at Chim’s ‘I don’t need him’

CHIM U LIAR 

YOU KNOW YOU WANT HIM 

WE ALL DO (Know and want him)

Jin sees Joonie chopping up the onions

Jin is processing what he is seeing

Jin finished processing the scene

Jin lets out a shout at Joonie

Joonie thinks as he looks at Jin ‘What have I done?’

Jin is so done

Jin nagging at how Joonie didn’t follow his instructions

HAHAHAH

I LOVE IT when he just talks so fast and rant XD 

Joonie tries winning back the favour of Chef-nim by being funny and cute with the other half of the onion he has left

IT WORKED!

Jin busy prepping his glass noodles but doesn’t forget to chip in how ‘Taehyung LOVES Tonkatsu’

Jin really thinks of Tae huh?

First the plating compliment and now he brings up how they are making food that is loved by Tae

Tae IS SO LOVED

This is the ‘pro at plating’ (by plating I mean plate selection... NOT actual plating of food)

In the background, You can see Namjin talking~

Joonie pops up SO QUICKLY at the request of Jin!

WHEN WILL I GET THIS DRAMA?

I NEED IT

NAMJIN ARE PERFECT ROM COM

Joonie ONCE AGAIN arrives immediately at the calling of Jin!

Ok. I’m not a great cook. I may not know much about proper cooking techniques and all

But like WHY TF would you just use your hands to drain something that was just boiled?

IQ148 my ass

Joonie turns into a fool in front of Jin

He already dipped his fingers in once and knew its hot

BUT because Jin reassured him that it isn’t he just put his hand in again...

BOY YOU A FOOL FOR LOVE

Joonie: The things I do for love...

I think Jin cursed???

His audio was cut off after he said ‘hot’...

And Joon laughed...

Foul Mouthed Jin is cute 

This post is just turning into a Namjon Galore...

Joonie in disbelief at how Jin IGNORED his advise for their dish 

I mean... can you blame Jin?

I need a better angle for this moment...

Preferably a front angle...

It’s for research purposes...

Chim responding to Jin’s comment from across the kitchen, in the midst of his busy cooking

This is Kim Namjoon MOCKING Tae for asking if he could cook rice in the baking oven

This is Kim Namjoon CHANGING TUNE after Jin said Tae could

Namjoon... You whipped man

Joonie having a bite at Jin’s ‘failed’ work

I WANT A NAMJIN ROM COM GDI!!!

Did Jin just ‘Fall for Namjoon’?

DID HE?

As if he hasn’t already

AWWW

Precious bub showing off his Heart sausage to chef-nim!

HOW IS HE SO ADORABLE???

It worked on Jin!

Look how brightly he is smiling at Hobi’s antics!

Meanwhile Joonie...

Joonie: HOW DARE YOU IN FRONT OF ALL OUR KIMCHI DISHES

I LOVE THEM 

T^T

Nyam Nyam (read this in Yoongi’s tone back in the chuseok run ep)

Jin accurately guesses what Joon did to ‘stir fry’ the noodles

They are too much for my heart

Look at these 2 cuties huddled over a bowl of piping hot noodles and mixing it

It’s painful but they still have smiles on their faces

Why?

Because they have each other

How much do you need for a ‘taste’?

Like that’s a huge ass mouthful...

Character development is having Joonie point the scissors in your direction and cutting something from your hands when in the previous episode you did NOT want him with scissors anywhere near you

I DON’T GET IT

HOW DO PEOPLE NOT SHIP NAMJIN???

Stay close you two 

STAY REAAAAAL CLOSE

I laughed too hard at this

NGL it looks kinda good

MATCHING Taejin, Yoonjin, and Namjin

Team ‘we have the 2 worst cooks but we made it work’

SO much space but They just want to be right next to each other~

This time it’s Yoonjin sticking together huh?

Jinnie laughing at Tae’s cute mistake at speaking~

Tae: At the end of the day, I got you to look my way so who’s the real winner?

Namjin eye contact while Jin is leaning into Yoongi

Bless this frame for giving us BOTH namjin and Yoonjin

Ok so let’s break this down

Jin is standing between Tae and Joon

So it makes sense for their hands to be around him

Tae Goes for the Worldwide shoulders

Joonie goes for the waist and back

But...there’s ANOTHER hand

It’s none other than Yoongi who is standing ACROSS from Jin...

Logically speaking, Yoongi’s hand should be around Joon and Tae...

But it’s around Jin’s WAIST instead...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tae has his hands on those Worldwide shoulders AGAIN

FINALLY some jinkook-ish moments!

Both of them huddling over food

THEY LOOK SO ALIKE 

WTF

Jinkook: In food we unite

Literally everyone has stopped munching but jinkook...

They LOVE their food

Ahhh now Chim is sticking close to Jin 

HE IS SO FOND OF CHIM

THE DOTING LOOK HE HAS FOR CHIM 

I LOVE THEM

Their hands...

awfully close ain’t it?

In my honest opinon, this episode seemed a bit dry compared to the other episodes... The idea seemed re-used but I guess we were jsut too overfed recently ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There weren’t as much jin harem moments (except for namjin though, bless namjin) BUT we still got a decent amount so I’m glad ^^

Hope you guys enjoyed~

Until Next time~

[vee-arl-blog]

Tae be sneaky af #taehyung #taekook #jungkook #bts #btsv #btstae #kookie #jungkookie #btskook

[obviouslynotkpoptrash-blog]

Ok but can we talk about Vkook for a second here??

Just look at these cuties

They’re so in love istg

Asdfghjkl I just love them so much

Omfg geT MARRIED ALREADY

I’m not crying, you are jk we all are

Ok but can we just appreciate the way Jungkook holds him like yas manhandle your bf!!

Why are they so freaking adorable

W H A T  HOW ABOUT YOU CHILL TF OUT JEON JUNGKOOK

That’s what I’m talking about, slap that ass

CaN yoU HeAr mE FucKInG yODdeLLinG

Ugh just kill me already, why are they so cute

CLINGY TAEHYUNG IS THE BEST TAEHYUNG AMIRITE

*aggressively chants* DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO-

That (not so) sneaky hand tho 😏😏😏 

ASDFGHJKL IM SO EMO RIGHT NOW

Ok so for the ones who don't know wtf is going on in the gif above and why im still weeping about it, let me educate y’all. So idk where tf they were, but that food they were eating was like highkey spicy and Taehyung doesn't really do well with spicy food (I read that somewhere, don’t know if it's true tho). So Jungkook, being the great bf he is, freAKING ATE TAEHYUNG’S FOOD SO THAT HE WOULDN’T FORCE HIMSELF TO EAT IT LIKE OMFG IF THIS ISN’T LOVE THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT IS

...Or maybe Kookie was just messing around with Tae and I’m over-analyzing everything but whATEVER ITS CUTE EITHER WAY

Iconic moment right here 🙌🏻

OMFG LOOK HOW MUCH OF A LIL BABY JUNGKOOK LOOKS IM-

IM SO WEAK RN WHAT IS ALL THIS ADORABLENESS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Tbvh I’m running out of things to say like?? What is this sorcery??? I literally cant think straight when vkook is happening

Oml I can’t get over how they always deadass pet each other like 😳 

WOW I CANT BELIEVE VKOOK FUCKING INVENTED HOLDING HANDS IN THE CUTEST WAY POSSIBLE IM SHOOK

Again with the ass slapping 😏😏😏

HOLY MOTHER OF BANGTAN YOU GUYS CANNOT TELL ME YOU DONT SEE THAT TENSION LIKE OMFGGGGG I AM DECEASED

Lmao i love how my post started off calm and collected and escalated into me losing my shit and fangirling in all caps  😂 Sorry no i’m not

Jfc vkook is really trying me right now with all that cute hand holding 

OK BUT THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVERRRR THEY WERE LITERALLY SLEEPING AND CUDDLING IM SO FUCKING WEAK

Huuum?? Do you mind???  I’m freaking exhausted already, like cAN THEY NOT WOW IM SO DONE WITH THEM

I feel like i’ve said this 10000x already (bc i really did) but omg they're so cute

THE RETURN OF KOALA TAE 🐨

YES PLEASE PUSH HIM ALL THE WAY TO THE FUCKING BACKSTAGE 

That sync tho 😂 They’re basically soulmates and you can’t even fight me on this lmao

YOU CAN LITERALLY FEEL THE LOVE FROM THE WAY JUNGKOOK LOOKS AT HIM 

btw the way his face changes when Tae notices him staring lovingly is lowkey hot af 🙈Ok bye im gonna dig up a hole for myself now

👏THIS👏 I freaking love the way Tae leans on his boyfriend like wow I need this in my life too

Omfg Taehyung, your muscle kink is showing... Same tho 😂

Oh right, this is what happened before Taehyung freAKING WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE D LIKE OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN PUBLIC, YOU THIRSTY BOY

Ok lemme be honest here , #topjungkook or #switchvkook for the win, like bish pls Jungkook was probably bottom before (and maybe still does it sometimes) but he totally started topping at some point becAUSE HOT DAMN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS MUSCLES??? HE AINT A FETUS NO MORE

...

 Well that’s that. I think i’m just gonna go before I say some other random shit byyyyyye

[applehairtae-moved]

More answers to more questions! Tagged by @suga-honey-honey (NICE QUESTIONS FRIEND).

1) if you could stop time for 45 minutes (you can only do it once, and it has to be all in one go) when would you choose to do it and what would you do?

WAHHH why would you do this to me I wish I could say something life changing but i’d probably impulse use this once in a lifetime opportunity to sleep in or lounge by a beach for that much longer i’m great.

2) if you could swap bodies with one idol for one day who would it be and what would you do?

Jungkook because then I could cuddle with Taehyung all day!! And he would just koala  the shit outta me...it would also be hella cool to be strong and a great dancer too

3) what are your favourite inter group friendships? (like taemin/jongin, jimin/chanyeol, etc etc)

Jackson/namjoon + Jackson/Jooheon

Taehyung/all the friends he makes in the bathroom (apparently this is where he meets a lot of new friends which is amazing)

4) what idol do you relate to most/ is most like you personality wise?

Based on his reactions during all of the Got7 shenanigans....like looking at the camera like he’s on the office + giving a judgmental look...I’m Jinyoung af...also great at holding a grudge and low key mocking people (but in a loving way knowing their limits)

5) what’s the cutest photo of your bias in the whole entire world?

IT IS ACTUALLY THE ENTIRE VIDEO OF Tae, jungkook, suga, and jin singing a cute version of Spring Day BUT mainly when Tae sees Eevee and is SO HAPPY AND HES GLOWING AND HE IS SO CUTE AND THIS IS AFTER HE SMACKED A KERMIT TOY AWAY I LOVE HIM. Also this

6) do you have any cute nicknames you like to call your faves?

Taehyung: taetae, pup

Jimin: mochi, fluffy mochi, sexy mochi

Jaebum: my main man

ANY TBH: (adjective) bean, nugget

7) what’s the most used emoji in your phone?

🌚

8) what’s your MBTI result and do you think it suits you?

ISTJ it’s boring as hell BUT TRUE I will go out of my way to finish something I said I’d do...and I cannot understand people who call off work just because they felt like it...

9) what’s your alignment and do you think that suits you?

TRUE NEUTRAL: You put your own beliefs above all else, and they are not evil. In fact, your beliefs might be better than so called "good" beliefs. After all, what is good? Your answer to that is that it is a moral bias, and that being good depends on who is the judge. If you are working for another, it is because you felt like it or because they are paying you and are not insanely zealous.

THIS IS ON POINT esp the reasons to work for someone tbh

10) what do you think of namjoon’s choices for bts’ hogwarts houses?

Gryffindor: Namjoon, Jin

I can for sure see this, I’m honestly a lil surprised Namjoon didn’t put himself in Ravenclaw I mean he loves to go on very intellectual tangents and he’s so damn smart...

Hufflepuff: Taehyung, J-Hope

This is 100% undeniable Tae is a hufflepuff for lyfe he literally couldnt be anything else. Same with J-hope they’re both such literal angels and sunshines so...

Ravenclaw: Jungkook

This kid is too smart for his own good but I’m intrigued that he wasn’t put in Gryffindor bc tbh he does a lot of stupid brave stuff as the golden maknae...

Slytherin: Jimin, Suga

OKAY Jimin is def slytherin someone commented on that one show where they had to read a question while going down a water slide...and he got “stuck” but was “luckily” able to read and answer the question like OKAY buddy you sneaky

Suga knows what to do in order to get what he wants...could probably also be in Ravenclaw tho he smart af

[lonelysetter-blog1]

BTS TRASH BOYS

Okay so we worked really hard on this trash we hope you enjoy! It is basically the boys fangirling over bts.

Ji-mini 0.5 aka Hinata, PG Police Kookie aka Kenma, Translator aka Tsukishima, Not yoongi aka Suga, J-hoe aka Yamaguchi, and last and not least I want agust’s d aka Oikawa

 I want agust’s d:  TSUKISHIAM

                               geT TF ONLINE

                               TADSHI TELL YA BF TO GET ON

                   J-hoe: ok first of all

                               Not my boyfriend

                               Second of all

                                I FUCKIN KNOW RIGHT TSUKKI GET TF ON

             Ji-mini 0.5: IDK WHAT I JUST WATCHED BUT           JHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE Dx

                                AND JIMIN TOO LIKE WHAT TF HAPPENED TO HIS ARM

   I want agust’s d: EXCUSE YOU BUT WHAT ABOUT JIN

                                ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE

                                THE LOOKS HE WAS SERVIN

                                LIKE

PG Police Kookie: Oikawa-san pls stop right there

            Ji-mini 0.5: lmao caught

   I want agust’s d: FUCK DA POLICE

                               YOU CANT DENY JIN LOOKS DADDY AF

            Not yoongi: it’s like the police don’t do anything these days

                                And neither do the translators

                                Tsukishima please we’re desperate

Tsukishima heard his phone buzzing as if it was having a seizure. He turned his head towards the area where his phone was, observing how the device buzzed so much that it moved from the center of the desk to the edge of it, about to fall (everything) fall (everything) fall (everything) off the table. He finally unlocked his phone and noticed the BTS fan group chat he was dragged into by Yamaguchi was sending him many messages about the new Love Yourself highlight reels.

Of course he knew about these reels already and translated them ahead of time, but he needs to keep up the image that he doesn’t really like the group all that much and doesn’t check his phone often. Sighing, he began to type his response.

              Translator: I would really appreciate it if you all could stop blowing up my phone.

             Ji-mini 0.5: you could say it might start

                                Burning up

                    J-hoe: get off the stage

PG Police Kookie: Shouyou are you sure you haven’t been watching too many videos of Jin

                               Or hanging around Sugawara-san too often

           Not yoongi: I thought Hinata’s joke was funny

   I want agust’s d: ofc you did you dad

             Translator: So do you guys want the translations or are you going to keep fighting over the jin jokes?

            Not yoongi: We’ll stop

                                 Right?

             Ji-mini 0.5: even though Suga-san is so far away i can feel his angry aura from here ;-;

   I want agust’s d: sO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR AWAAAAAAAAAY

PG Police Kookie: and there’s the agust d fanboy mode activated

   I want agust’s d: Like you don’t listen to this song everyday Kozume

PG Police Kookie: true

                               It’s relaxing

                   J-hoe: Tsukki pls

                               Translations

Tsukishima smirked. Should he give in, pretending to be reluctant while doing so in order to get them to shut up, or continue to be mean?

            Translator: Perhaps, once the obsessives are done obsessing enough to even read what I’m saying, I will do so.

   I want agust’s d: Ok ok we’ll stop

                               I wanna know what that pretty face is saying

            Translator: My pretty face? Why, I’m flattered.

   I want agust’s d: I would call you a brat but then you won’t send the translations

                               So pleeeaaaassseee Tsukishima tell us what Jin said

            Translator: Stop arguing and I will.

           Not yoongi: Everyone shush he is the only one that can give us what we NEED

   I want agust’s d: *cough*

           Not yoongi: Pervert

            Ji-mini 0.5: Tsukki we’re ready

                    J-hoe: Yea

   I want agust’s d: give it to me

PG Police Kookie: not again

Tsukishima began to look for the document where he held the translations that he wrote. Once he found it, he sent a link to the chat. Leaning back on his chair, he waited for the burst of notifications that was to begin soon.

            Ji-mini 0.5: OMGGGG

   I want agust’s d: JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

                    J-hoe: So is jin a time traveller????

           Not yoongi: I am so confused

            Ji-mini 0.5: I WISH I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE SENSE OF EVERYTHING

                               wHY CANT I BE AS SMART AS TSUKISHIMAAAA

PG Police Kookie: I think Yamaguchi could be onto something

                               He looked as if he knew the girl was going to be hit by that car before

                               And that the vase was going to fall

   I want agust’s d: I can’t believe kim seokjin is doctor who

            Ji-mini 0.5: im just gonna nod and agree to everything being said because i can’t theorize so have fun~

           Not yoongi: But that means the multiverse theory is correct

PG Police Kookie: Yes but what about the situation between Taehyung and Namjoon

                               That is still unclear

            Ji-mini 0.5: idk everything is confusing for me

                    J-hoe: Maybe the girl that was with Taehyung became friends with him and they started doing crimes together

                                And the girl with Namjoon was Taehyung’s sister and he wanted to make up for not being able to take care of Taehyung in HYYH

PG Police Kookie: Taehyung’s girl could have seen Taehyung like he used to see Namjoon

                               As an older brother

   I want agust’s d: damn

                               Wish i had namjoon as that brotherly figure too

                               But that means i can’t date him so its kinda like hwarang all over again

            Ji-mini 0.5: SHUSH ABOUT HWARANG IM STILL NOT OVER HANSUNG

           Not yoongi: Look there are people over here trying to live normal lives not thirsting over every cute boy they see tone it down a little

PG Police Kookie: can you really say we’re living normal lives when we’re here theorizing over a made up story

           Not yoongi: We are just some fanboys and here because we love them as people not as objects like other crazed fans

   I want agust’s d: Look suga #2 i just appreciate the boys bodies along with their talent it doesn’t always seem like that but i mean dayum they are so beautiful

                              And art must be appreciated in all its forms

                              Plus its not like you can talk mr. has a whole fanblog dedicated to taehyung’s hands

           Not yoongi: -__-

            Ji-mini 0.5: okay so that is a thing that happened

                               But i still don’t know what is happening Kenma-san helppp

                               The only thing I know is that poor kookie got hit by a car ;-;

PG Police Kookie: ok so Jimin obviously likes the girl but accidentally hurt her and J-Hope but in different ways

Tsukishima laughed out loud at the chaos that the chat had turned into. The group chat was a sneaky way to theorize and to also fanboy about BTS while not even having to participate much. Although he could really do without Oikawa’s spamming of pictures of the boys while calling them unmentionable names, he enjoyed being in the group more than he let on.

As the others continued to theorize, those that weren’t able to connect the dots themselves started helping out by sending screenshots of the videos that could help. Tsukishima had to fight the urge to contribute, because he really did want to bring up some points that the others haven’t noticed. For now, he had to keep his love quiet because he wouldn’t hear the end of it from Yamaguchi or Hinata. He continued to read the texts while listening to Kim Taehyung attempt to rap to Cypher Pt. 3.

                    J-hoe: WHere hixtape at tho?