#also fr im waiting on hixtape

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BTS TRASH BOYS

Okay so we worked really hard on this trash we hope you enjoy! It is basically the boys fangirling over bts.

Ji-mini 0.5 aka Hinata, PG Police Kookie aka Kenma, Translator aka Tsukishima, Not yoongi aka Suga, J-hoe aka Yamaguchi, and last and not least I want agust’s d aka Oikawa

 I want agust’s d:  TSUKISHIAM

                               geT TF ONLINE

                               TADSHI TELL YA BF TO GET ON

                   J-hoe: ok first of all

                               Not my boyfriend

                               Second of all

                                I FUCKIN KNOW RIGHT TSUKKI GET TF ON

             Ji-mini 0.5: IDK WHAT I JUST WATCHED BUT           JHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE Dx

                                AND JIMIN TOO LIKE WHAT TF HAPPENED TO HIS ARM

   I want agust’s d: EXCUSE YOU BUT WHAT ABOUT JIN

                                ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE

                                THE LOOKS HE WAS SERVIN

                                LIKE

PG Police Kookie: Oikawa-san pls stop right there

            Ji-mini 0.5: lmao caught

   I want agust’s d: FUCK DA POLICE

                               YOU CANT DENY JIN LOOKS DADDY AF

            Not yoongi: it’s like the police don’t do anything these days

                                And neither do the translators

                                Tsukishima please we’re desperate

Tsukishima heard his phone buzzing as if it was having a seizure. He turned his head towards the area where his phone was, observing how the device buzzed so much that it moved from the center of the desk to the edge of it, about to fall (everything) fall (everything) fall (everything) off the table. He finally unlocked his phone and noticed the BTS fan group chat he was dragged into by Yamaguchi was sending him many messages about the new Love Yourself highlight reels.

Of course he knew about these reels already and translated them ahead of time, but he needs to keep up the image that he doesn’t really like the group all that much and doesn’t check his phone often. Sighing, he began to type his response.

              Translator: I would really appreciate it if you all could stop blowing up my phone.

             Ji-mini 0.5: you could say it might start

                                Burning up

                    J-hoe: get off the stage

PG Police Kookie: Shouyou are you sure you haven’t been watching too many videos of Jin

                               Or hanging around Sugawara-san too often

           Not yoongi: I thought Hinata’s joke was funny

   I want agust’s d: ofc you did you dad

             Translator: So do you guys want the translations or are you going to keep fighting over the jin jokes?

            Not yoongi: We’ll stop

                                 Right?

             Ji-mini 0.5: even though Suga-san is so far away i can feel his angry aura from here ;-;

   I want agust’s d: sO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR AWAAAAAAAAAY

PG Police Kookie: and there’s the agust d fanboy mode activated

   I want agust’s d: Like you don’t listen to this song everyday Kozume

PG Police Kookie: true

                               It’s relaxing

                   J-hoe: Tsukki pls

                               Translations

Tsukishima smirked. Should he give in, pretending to be reluctant while doing so in order to get them to shut up, or continue to be mean?

            Translator: Perhaps, once the obsessives are done obsessing enough to even read what I’m saying, I will do so.

   I want agust’s d: Ok ok we’ll stop

                               I wanna know what that pretty face is saying

            Translator: My pretty face? Why, I’m flattered.

   I want agust’s d: I would call you a brat but then you won’t send the translations

                               So pleeeaaaassseee Tsukishima tell us what Jin said

            Translator: Stop arguing and I will.

           Not yoongi: Everyone shush he is the only one that can give us what we NEED

   I want agust’s d: *cough*

           Not yoongi: Pervert

            Ji-mini 0.5: Tsukki we’re ready

                    J-hoe: Yea

   I want agust’s d: give it to me

PG Police Kookie: not again

Tsukishima began to look for the document where he held the translations that he wrote. Once he found it, he sent a link to the chat. Leaning back on his chair, he waited for the burst of notifications that was to begin soon.

            Ji-mini 0.5: OMGGGG

   I want agust’s d: JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

                    J-hoe: So is jin a time traveller????

           Not yoongi: I am so confused

            Ji-mini 0.5: I WISH I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE SENSE OF EVERYTHING

                               wHY CANT I BE AS SMART AS TSUKISHIMAAAA

PG Police Kookie: I think Yamaguchi could be onto something

                               He looked as if he knew the girl was going to be hit by that car before

                               And that the vase was going to fall

   I want agust’s d: I can’t believe kim seokjin is doctor who

            Ji-mini 0.5: im just gonna nod and agree to everything being said because i can’t theorize so have fun~

           Not yoongi: But that means the multiverse theory is correct

PG Police Kookie: Yes but what about the situation between Taehyung and Namjoon

                               That is still unclear

            Ji-mini 0.5: idk everything is confusing for me

                    J-hoe: Maybe the girl that was with Taehyung became friends with him and they started doing crimes together

                                And the girl with Namjoon was Taehyung’s sister and he wanted to make up for not being able to take care of Taehyung in HYYH

PG Police Kookie: Taehyung’s girl could have seen Taehyung like he used to see Namjoon

                               As an older brother

   I want agust’s d: damn

                               Wish i had namjoon as that brotherly figure too

                               But that means i can’t date him so its kinda like hwarang all over again

            Ji-mini 0.5: SHUSH ABOUT HWARANG IM STILL NOT OVER HANSUNG

           Not yoongi: Look there are people over here trying to live normal lives not thirsting over every cute boy they see tone it down a little

PG Police Kookie: can you really say we’re living normal lives when we’re here theorizing over a made up story

           Not yoongi: We are just some fanboys and here because we love them as people not as objects like other crazed fans

   I want agust’s d: Look suga #2 i just appreciate the boys bodies along with their talent it doesn’t always seem like that but i mean dayum they are so beautiful

                              And art must be appreciated in all its forms

                              Plus its not like you can talk mr. has a whole fanblog dedicated to taehyung’s hands

           Not yoongi: -__-

            Ji-mini 0.5: okay so that is a thing that happened

                               But i still don’t know what is happening Kenma-san helppp

                               The only thing I know is that poor kookie got hit by a car ;-;

PG Police Kookie: ok so Jimin obviously likes the girl but accidentally hurt her and J-Hope but in different ways

Tsukishima laughed out loud at the chaos that the chat had turned into. The group chat was a sneaky way to theorize and to also fanboy about BTS while not even having to participate much. Although he could really do without Oikawa’s spamming of pictures of the boys while calling them unmentionable names, he enjoyed being in the group more than he let on.

As the others continued to theorize, those that weren’t able to connect the dots themselves started helping out by sending screenshots of the videos that could help. Tsukishima had to fight the urge to contribute, because he really did want to bring up some points that the others haven’t noticed. For now, he had to keep his love quiet because he wouldn’t hear the end of it from Yamaguchi or Hinata. He continued to read the texts while listening to Kim Taehyung attempt to rap to Cypher Pt. 3.

                    J-hoe: WHere hixtape at tho?

[deanspeach]

TAG GAME

Thank you @madamephantomhive for tagging me!!!!

THE LAST

drink: water

phone call: my mom

text message: this group chat called “team 7″ with my cousin and brother

song you listened to: jesus lived in a motel room - hyukoh

time you cried: couple months ago??

HAVE YOU EVER

dated someone twice: no

kissed someone and regretted it: no

been cheated on: no

lost someone special: yeah

been depressed: yeah

gotten drunk and thrown up: no 

3 FAVORITE COLORS

Pink

Red

Black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

made new friends: yeah

fallen out of love: no

laughed until you cried: no 

found out someone was talking about you: yeah

met someone who changed you: yeah

found out who your friends are: yeah

kissed someone on your Facebook list: i dont have fb :o also i never kissed anyone lol

GENERAL

how many Facebook friends do you know in real life: dont have an fb

do you have any pets: yeah!! two dogs!!! loves of my life!!!!

do you want to change your name: nah

what did you do for your last birthday: went out to eat korean bbq and sushi!!

what time did you wake up: yikes....... 1pm ish cuz i sleep rly late lol

what were you doing at midnight last night: playing the sims 3 heh

name something you can’t wait for: to get my hair snatched by hixtape

when was the last time you saw your mom: a couple mins ago

what are you listening to right now: SNSD’S NEW ALBUM THAT I HAVENT STOPPED LISTENING TO ALL DAY

have you ever talked to a person named tom: no?

something that is getting on your nerves: my sis rn lol

most visited website: tumblr

hair color: dark brown

long or short hair: it’s like in that akward medium length :/ but tbh i think short hair suits me better!!

do you have a crush on someone: no

what do you like about yourself: ummm my legs after gaining a lot of muscle on them from running?? lololol (i couldnt think of anything else aksdjfaslk)

blood type: i forgot what it was!!

nickname: i dont rly have any? ;(

relationship status: MARRIED TO THE CUTEST WIFE (but fr tho im single lol)

zodiac: Aquarius 

pronouns: she/her

favorite tv show: o ive been watching the office a lot lately and its super funny!!

tattoos: none (but i rly want one someday!)

right or left handed: leftyyy

surgery: none

sport: track

vacation: is this asking my most recent one? :o if it is then i was in los angeles for 3 days

pair of shoes: nikes

MORE GENERAL

eating: rn nothing! i just had chicken earlier!!

drinking: water

I’m about to: type the next answer!! lol

waiting for: a lot of comebacks but especially mcfuccinnn hixtape!!

want: money of course???? 

get married: already am bro  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (jk this isnt serious lol)

career: aaahhhhh idk my mind has been changing a lot so im rly unsure but rn ill say a nurse ;)

WHICH IS BETTER

hugs or kisses: HUGS

lips or eyes: eyes!

shorter or taller: tol

older or younger: older

nice arms or nice stomach: arms?? ahah

hook up or relationship: relationship

troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant for sure lol

HAVE YOU EVER

kissed a stranger: no

drank hard liquor: no (alcohol is bad 4 u kids)

lost glasses/contact lenses: yeah

turned someone down: yeah

sex on the first date: no

broken someone’s heart: uh i think i did lol

had your heart broken: yeah

been arrested: no

cried when someone died: yeah

fallen for a friend: yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

yourself: not as much as im suppose to ;)

miracles: yeah

love at first sight: yeah (me with dogs)

santa claus: no

kiss on the first date: nah

angels: totally!!!

OTHER

eye color: dark brown

favorite movie: spirited away 4ever (just all miyazaki films in general)

TAGGING: anyone who wants to do this!!!!!