#taehyun quotes

[bloomingflowerstuff]

Jisung, "I have a plan"

Seungmin, "I have the hospital and Chan on speed dial"

[random-incorrect-things]

Yeonjun: *visibly tired*

Soobin: Did you sleep at all last night?

Yeonjun: No, Beomgyu was talking in his sleep.

Huening Kai: Really? What did he say?

Yeonjun: He was moaning "Mama" and "Ooh" all night.

Taehyun: Oh god.

Yeonjun: I thought he was having a wet dream, turns out he was singing Bohemian Rhapsody on repeat.

[ikemeole]

yeonjun: i sleep with a knife under my pillow.

soobin: weak. i sleep with a gun.

beomgyu: you're both pathetic.

soobin: oh? what do you sleep with?

beomgyu: taehyun.

[bangtan3012]

‌⸻ 愛 🐢 poe𝖙ic ᯓ 𝘨𝗋𝑒𝑒𝗇 𝇌  ᜔ ࣪ ࿙ 𝆹𝅥

[zb1bies]

beomgyu: we’ve been trying to tell you this for years. your bacon allergy is a lie

taehyun: yeonjun made it up so you’d eat healthy as a kid

hyuka: no no! i’m just allergic to a lot of stuff

hyuka: bacon, donuts, halloween candy, not saying thank you-

hyuka: ...oh my god

[minjizdraft]

Taetae

[theynchapter]

❝ WHAT IF TXT HAD BEREAL? ❞ - 【 ONE. TWO. 】

[bloomingflowerstuff]

Felix, "I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to the school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? Nobody ever asked me if I want to be a duck!!!

[random-incorrect-things]

Taehyun: My bad, It's a knee jerk response.

Soobin, holding Beomgyu's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???

[straykidsdefender]

Taehyun: Did you know that atoms never touch each other, and since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives? So, to answer your question Yeonjun hyung, I didn't punch Beomgyu hyung.

Beomgyu, holding his bloody nose: Bitch!

[weishenbwi]

Taehyun: Fun exercise: view the night sky from somewhere outside a city, so you get a good view of the stars. Lie down on your back and look straight up. Sparkly, yes? Now mentally flip gravity. Your back is pressed against a ceiling, and you're staring into an endlessly deep abyss that you could fall into forever if the Earth ever let go of you.

Beomgyu: This isn't a fun exercise.

[jelllyjae]

Beomgyu:can you stop talking abt me, gyu this gyu that. In ten years you won't remember my last name

Yeonjun : that's cause in 10 years you'll have my last name

Huening Kai:

Soobin :

Taehyun: do you ever think before you speak?

[chaotickpop]

Taehyun: Yo is hyung sleeping or dead?

Beomgyu: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Soobin: Yeah, so did I.

Yeonjun: Okay first of all, fuck you-

[bangtan3012]

Taehyung Instagram Bio

﹙♡﹚ 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝗒, 𝗆𝗒 , 𝗆𝗒 . . .

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ . . . 𝖫𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 ﹙♡﹚

🌷 𖹭 𝖻𝖿 📷 𝖼𝖺𝗆

📜𝇁⠀𝄴ְ ﹫𝗇𝗂᪾𝗄𝖾𝗌 (𝑣)

[zb1bies]

Yeonjun: look. i know that from the outside it seems like i have everything together.

Taehyun: wow. Who lied to you like that?

[monsterrv]

Taehyun *walking down the side of the street*: i see the school bus

Taehyun: da bussy

Taehyun: ppl r coming out of da bussy

Taehyun: oh no that sounds wrong