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i love kim dokja

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yeonjun: i sleep with a knife under my pillow.

soobin: weak. i sleep with a gun.

beomgyu: you're both pathetic.

soobin: oh? what do you sleep with?

beomgyu: taehyun.

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12 pm thoughts go

warning kinda not really: me and my gay ships, shouldn’t be any spoilers, swearing but like my page my rules sooooo

no proofread we die like odasaku

so i finished bungo stray dogs and am obsessed like what in the fruity ass love of our lord and savior azumane asahi is this

YALL SEEING THE HANDS ^^^^

and yeah i have a lot of ships, like i live kyouka but gay ships will prevail 🤞🤞🤞

however one rules all for me:

SUEGIKU

jouno is so fine, i love toxic men

he’s so sarcastic and a cutie i love him

lowkey gives off bottom energy but that’s a story for another day (lmk if i should make nsfw hccs 👹👹)

AND THEN OUR OTHER HALF

our man tecchou balancing it out not to mention that one fruity line in the anime (ifykykyk)

IN THE NAME OF AZUMANE ASAHI LOVEEEE

ps lmk if i should do headcannons or smth for like haikyuu or bsd shit be getting stale 😞

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soobin: alright guys, when life gives us lemons, what do we do?

hueningkai: give them away?

yeonjun: throw them at people

beomgyu: squirt them in our enemies’ eyes

taehyun: wallow in self despair and wait for inevitable death

soobin: …

soobin: guys, the answer is to make lemonade…

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taehyun: dinosaurs aren’t extinct, i mean just look at yeonjun

yeonjun: …

beomgyu & huening: *wheeze*

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beomgyu storming to soobin at the front door: hyung, we have two votes on recapturing him, one on death and one on letting him have world domination. you make the call

soobin: what??

hyuka, nodding gravely: it’s a serious problem

soobin: what happened????

taehyun: odi isn’t in his cage and we can’t find him

soobin: the house isn’t that big, we’ll find him

yeonjun with dark circles under his eyes: it’s been a week

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beomgyu: hold on, i’m getting one of those things again

beomgyu: that headache with pictures

soobin: what??

taehyun: he’s having an idea

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beomgyu: you are~

taehyun, not looking up from his book: my fire

beomgyu: the one~

soobin: *sighs* desire~

beomgyu, on his knees: BELIEVE~

hyuka, focused on his video game: when i say~

yeonjun, from the kitchen: i want it thattt way-

beomgyu: TELL ME WHYYYYY

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soobin: why is yeonjun crying on the floor?

taehyun: he took a ”what txt member are you” test

soobin: and??

taehyun: he got beomgyu

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soobin: okay guys, whatever you do, DO NOT beomgyu this

beomgyu: did you just use my name as a verb?

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*enha and txt family meet*

yeonjun: *screams out of annoyance*

beomgyu: *screams to assert dominance*

taehyun: *screams to restore order*

hyuka: *recording and screaming dolphin laugh*

soobin: *sighs and turns around*

soobin to jungwon: these are my kids

jungwon: *looks at passed out enha and nods*

jungwon: relatable

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hyuka to beomgyu: just tell him you like him

yeonjun: *nods* don’t fuck up

soobin pointing to yeonjun: don’t be like him

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*find a person in this room to kiss*

yeonjun to soobin: come here baby~

beomgyu: *smirking and walking up to taehyun*

hueningkai: *kisses plushie*

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*yeonjun getting beomgyu ready for a date with taehyun*

yeonjun: you got this bro, just be mature

beomgyu: got it, mature

*later*

taehyun: so what are some of your hobbies?

beomgyu in a deep daegu accent: taxes.

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random kuroo hcs

random kuroo hc that he would be so bad at cooking

like he’s worse than bokuto

dont let him use the stove he’s gonna burn the house down

never learned to cook much until college

wasnt until he was dorming with bokuto that he realized neither of them knew how to cook

shit that was a mistake

tries to follow recipes but they never work out

probably because he adds extra ingredients and removes some randomly due to his confidence in the end result

it doesn’t work

potato salad with extra salt because “potatoes have no flavor”

shit be salty

even bokuto questions his best friend’s thought process

“hey bro, you sure that’s what the instructions say?”

“of course bro, trust the process”

famous last words

ended up needing to have yaku or akaashi come over and make something after living on cup noodles for a week

bokuto was on emo mode the whole time

boi was a wreck when akaashi finally came to visit

best to say that’s why kuroo invested in a microwave so he could avoid starvation during his college years

post time skip hes better now but still tries to avoid cooking if possible