#enha crack

[mochiwonz]

─── HOLLY JOLLY SPIRIT ୨୧

PAIRING. fem!reader x boyfriend!heeseung CONTENT. comedy (crack) , suggestive , petnames , some fluff NOTE. as u can see... i gave up on the whole christmas theme thing LMAO but i love these texts :3 hope u all enjoyy !!

[ 💬 ] ... ️ when you and heeseung are both feeling "holly jolly" !

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[flufflights]

⟡ ⸻ unexpected

𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: enemies to ???, fluff

𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴: non-idol!heeseung x fem!reader

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: none

𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗲: ik its kinda similar to the jealousy one but yeah just wanted to post this

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Pe was always a nightmare because of Heeseung, the most annoying guy in your entire grade. He had this way of always getting under your skin, like he made it his life’s mission to drive you crazy. Today was no different. You had just finished tying your shoes when he walked up to you with that signature smirk. Before you could say a word, he snatched your phone right out of your hands and held it above his head, way out of your reach.

"Heeseung, give it back!" you yelled, jumping up to try and grab it.

He just grinned wider, looking down at you like this was the best thing that had happened to him all day. "Relax, I’ll give it back," he said, like he was doing you some huge favor. "But only if you go and get my water bottle."

You frowned. "What? No way. It’s in the boys’ locker room! I’m not going in there!"

He shrugged like he didn’t care at all. "Fine. Guess you don’t want your phone, then."

Your hands balled into fists, and you glared at him so hard you hoped lasers would shoot out of your eyes and burn him right then and there. But instead, you just groaned loudly and turned around. "You’re the worst!" you shouted over your shoulder as you walked toward the boys’ locker room.

The moment you stepped inside, your heart was pounding. It was so awkward being in there, like you were breaking some kind of rule. You moved quickly, spotting Heeseung’s bag, and opened it. You found his water bottle right away, but before you could grab it and leave, a phone started ringing.

It was Heeseung’s. The screen lit up with the name "Mom." You hesitated for a second, then sighed and picked it up, answering the call.

"Um, hello?" you said, feeling super nervous. "This is Y/N. I’m… uh… a friend of Heeseung’s. He’s busy right now, so I’m answering for him."

His mom’s voice was kind and cheerful, and for some reason, it made you relax. She even laughed when you said something about how Heeseung was annoying, and the two of you ended up chatting for a minute before she said goodbye.

When you hung up, you glanced at his phone again, and that’s when you noticed something. His lock screen was a picture of you. Not just any picture, either it was one from your Instagram.

Your jaw dropped. "What the heck?" you whispered. Why would Heeseung, your number one enemy, have your face as his wallpaper? It made zero sense, and you couldn’t stop staring at it for a moment before you stuffed his phone back in his bag. Grabbing the water bottle, you rushed out of there, your mind spinning with questions.

When you got back to the gym, you practically shoved the water bottle into his chest. "Here," you muttered, crossing your arms. "Oh, and your mom called. You should probably call her back."

Heeseung raised an eyebrow, looking more amused than ever. "Oh, yeah? What’d you guys talk about?"

"Nothing!" you snapped, feeling your face heat up. "And by the way… your wallpaper?" You tried to sound casual, but you could feel your voice cracking just a little.

Heeseung’s smirk softened into something that almost looked sweet, which threw you off completely. "My wallpaper? Oh, yeah. It’s perfect, isn’t it?"

You stared at him, trying to figure out if he was messing with you or being serious. "Why would you… why would you even have my picture as your wallpaper?"

He shrugged, still smirking, but his eyes looked different softer, almost shy. "I don't know. Maybe I just like it."

Your face burned hotter than ever, and you didn’t know what to say. For once, Heeseung left you completely speechless.

Taglist: @sugarish @slayyuna @irasvr

[yeokii]

EX TEXTS — ENHYPEN

엔하 : ex! enha x fmr — crack ❨ warnings ❩ ☁️ suggestive jokes, profanity, death threats as a joke 𓍼 note — hai idk anymore ┆(bookshelf)

tags . @zuyairus @bubblytaetae @yenqa @redm4ri @hanniluvi @haechansbbg @taejaysreads @shinunoga-iie-wa @teddywonss @naespas @isoobie @dimplewonie @jennaissantes

[yuiiiriii]

tweets w/ enha

© yuiiiriii

[letters2won]

hiii can you make the instagram story thingys but for won pls🥰

౨ৎ IG stories with Jungwon as your bf

pairing: won x gn!reader ⋆ genre: fluff ⋆ warnings: none

⤷ here you go, last photo isn’t him but they look so similar?!

¡ request: open !

[marsdql]

ENHYPEN MEMBERS AS WANNABE GANGSTERS IN HIGHSCHOOL || wc: 0.7k || genre: full crack —

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Lee Heeseung:

- The leader of the group

- would def be sagging half of the time and wear a cap(backwards) like his life depends on it.

- Probably flirts with the teacher or tries talking to them in different languages to impress them

- COOLEST BAGGY FITS EVER

- 100% wears a Nike elite bag and steals those rubber band things from other ppl

- Has fake AirPods because he dropped his real ones in the sewers for a thirst trap (pls tell me u get that one TikTok trend)

- Will act like he owns the school but shuts up the second he sees his favourite teacher(the coach of the basketball team) REST OF THE MEMBERS BELOW!

Park Jongseong:

- wear sunglasses indoors

- If he goes to a school where they’re required uniforms with ties, he’ll wear his loosely and play with it whenever he’s speaking

- Hands are always in his pockets. Playing basket? One hand on the ball, other in his pocket. Running after the bus? Hands in his pockets.

- Will religiously wear Jordan 4s and TNs

- His “illegal” activity is selling candy from his garage at extreme prices

- Prob buys and resells phones/electronics aswell atp

Sim Jaeyun:

- NIKE TECH GLAZER

- Prob has his hand in his pants at all times

- Will only talk in gang language (fuh yuh mean yuh ain’t goin’ tuh ma’ game t’night?)

- Will be licking his lips inbetween each syllable when speaking

- Soccer/Football fan

- Will defend his favourite player like his life depends on it (prob has a fan page too)

- His entire reposts and social media r about the player too

- When him and the gang are making plans for their next gangster operation, he’ll write it all in some dog themed notebook

Park Sunghoon:

- Doesn’t talk much but when he does it’s pure insults and sarcasm with his voice still low

- Always chewing gum or sucking a lollipop (he pretends the lollipop is a cigar)

- Always wearing his hood and rather go to the office than take it off

- Stays on his phone all the time(he’s on the weather app)

- Will probably sit in his car during lunch when his friends aren’t at school so that he doesn’t look lonely

Kim Sunoo:

- Born to “Annyeonghaseyo! :3 >w<!!!!$#^.^” forced to “Ok?🙄”

- Definitely gets into random fights and makes huge discussions in class

- Will make fun of the younger grades

- Yells at the teachers just to waste time in class but ends up getting detention instead

- I feel like sunoo would be the type to be goofy but then cocky at the same time..

- randomly goes up to people and starts dissing them

Yang Jungwon:

- OMG HEAR ME OUT wears his bag on one shoulder.

- Like sunghoon, always has a lollipop in his mouth, always munching on something. You’ll see him like doraemon just spawning goodies out of his bag in class

- Always in the office for random reasons

- Biggest prankster ever (Niki is too mysterious for that now)

- Try hard in PE class and throws a fit when he gets into a bad team and will start mumbling to himself

Nishimura Riki:

- His headphones are stuck to his head

- Will walk in some goofy ahh Roblox slender way with his back arched and hands in his pockets

- Tries to be mysterious then slip on ice when it’s winter

- Forces a Toronto or British accent..

- Has one hyper fixation and never shuts up about it.

- ALWAYS drinking a monster energy drink

[100203s]

ᶻz IG stories w sunghoon

genre. fluff, crack, established relationship ! ~ pairing idol bf!sunghoon x non idol!gf warnings: teasing, mentions of kids

chaeTALK: theres a shark in our jjapaguri

+ @hittoki

[levandright]

엔하이픈 maknae line — as random texts inspired by me and my friends convos

reader ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ g ・ crack + fluff‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ cw ・ petnames, mentions of sacrificing souls, they're silly in this(bcs me and my friends are goofy). ・ archive

perm taglist.@honeybelleee @honeychocos @manaah02 @kozumesphone (open!) requests. open!

©levandright

[wonnieluv]

Enhypen…

Hyung line Reaction to you being mad they cheated on a fanfic

masterlist

First time doing texts so 🫣

Maknae line ver

Heeseung

Jay

Jake

Sunghoon

I hope yall liked this one 🫣🫣

[puma-riki]

No One Noticed...

Warnings: consistent cursing, kms/kys jokes [Subject to change every chapter]

Status: Ongoing (Start: 092124)

Taglist: @bee-the-loser @iaintseggsy @channieismylove @yangjungwonnie @luluvhs @nikiswifiee @kingofthekards @skepvids @sammie217 @sh0dor1 @sirens-dreams @starfallia @polarisjisung @minhosimthings @mochiwonz @jiiyen @strawberrieswithchocolateo3o @ritzy-dream-boy @roseangelxfuma @sugarikiz @stvrriki @eczlipse @ddolleri @dangerousgardenchild @roarr-ki @rikidaze @rinoosformstellation @domfikeluva @b0os-jellfyfish @wensurr @melancholy-z @brinethebean @sol3chu @luvjichang @aerijns @bananna-12 @jungwonsjellies Comment on any chapter from No One Noticed... saying you want to be added to the taglist!! or send me an ask !! | bold could not be tagged :c

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A/N: double update for riki day!! the haven’t been posting much because of school 😞 After next week finals will be over and so will school so Imma be on top of these updates spoiling ygs for the holidays 🙏

20. my coworker be losing her mind

[saursoob]

ENHYPEN TEXTS - “wait.. you’re kinda short”

a/n: MY FIRST TIME WRITING FOR 0T7 OMGG lmk how i did please 😭😭 lowkey nervous to post this as well bc i made this at 3 am HELEP but i hope u guys enjoy 😊

synopsis: calling bf enhypen short (ot7) as a joke

warnings: swearing, grammar errors, reader is implied shorter than enha, cringe, fluff, little angst(?), CRACKK

[divinecrimson]

ENHYPEN SIM JAKE | JAEYUN COLLEGE AU 005-ruined me

WARNINGS: MXF, female reader, insults, mentions of modeling, meetings, planning, texting, magazine, betrayal, arguing, playful banter, Instagram au, Twitter au, smau.

SYNOPSIS: sim jaeyun is a college student with the rest of his friends that attended yeonsei university in Seoul. What happened when he keeps ruining his relationship with his girlfriend for another person he apparently doesn’t know?

Included: Jake, sunghoon, niki, jungwon, Julie: random side character. SAFE FOR MINORS

A/N: 001-cheater? 002-okay whatever 003-he likes me 004-have her

[yeokii]

BF TEXTS — ENHYPEN

en : bf! enha x gnr — crack ❨ warnings ❩ ☁️ suggestive jokes, profanity, mentions of anxiety 𓍼 note — hai first post out of hiatus also these were inspired by pinterest so ^^┆(bookshelf)

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[jomisu]

TOKEN to LOVE O2. unc hee

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SUMMARY ▸ you apply to work at chuck e cheese and (surprisingly) you get the job. the down side is you have to work with... unintelligent human beings. but at least you have a hot co worker (in your opinion)

TAG LIST ▸ open. (send an ask) @orimuraa @wonnvrs @getoxo @who-tf-soddhi @ddeonuu4me @haerinheartss

[letters2won]

Omg can you make more riki instagram stories?? They’re so cute🤧

౨ৎ IG stories with Niki as your boyfriend

pairing: niki x gn!reader ⋆ genre: fluff ⋆ warnings: none

part one!

⤷ you asked and i served 😘 AND THANK YOU UGH

¡ requests: open !

[lilmisssona]

☾ Random Texts With BF! Sunghoon

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A/N : This has been in my mind for quite some time but I didn't get the idea to write. Hope y'all enjoy it! (,,>﹏<,,) Bear with me for any grammatical errors as english is not my first language (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Resuse and Translation Not Allowed 🙅‍♀️🚫

Warnings: Cussing, Two crackheads in loveee 😇

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More members: Jungwon, Heesung, Jay, Jake , Sunoo. Niki

A/N: More members are on 🔝. This is something new I've tried so let me know if you like it ≽^•⩊•^≼

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