#taehjelp

[siliquasquama]

We stan polyamory

reblog for healthy polyamory ignore for unnecessary heterosexual love triangles

[poughkeepsies]

omg u finally joined team buckisol!!!! congrats on seeing the light<3

team buckisol this is your captain speaking. I'm taking over.

[hearty-an0n]

man horse sea 👍👍👍

thank ypu for ur help 🙏

[tommykinard]

YOU. FELLOW VANCOUVER-ENJOYER. following for this.

LMAO thank you!! I had to use Vancouver for my program in undergrad and it's a fave now, I see other citation styles and I get scared but Vancouver hasn't let me down yet

(While you're here I hope you enjoy the constant fandom posts haha <3)

[siliquasquama]

Peele was literally like "Fuck this shit I'm out"

The only time animated celebrity stunt casting was good was when whoever cast The Emoji Movie asked Jordan Peele if he wanted to voice "the Poop Emoji" and it spontaneously made him quit acting on the spot & direct Get Out. Thanks for the three (& counting) masterpieces of modern horror, sad bastard whose job it was to cast the celebrity voicing "the Poop Emoji" in The Emoji Movie

[siliquasquama]

Mmm, it tastes just like raisins

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[siliquasquama]

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

[siliquasquama]

He's got the sun in his eyes. I don't need to tell you how fucking annoying it is to drive with the sun directly in your eyes.

I think what happened here is that the AI took the idea of someone sitting peacefully in a morning sunlit room and plopped it into an automobile without changing any of its structure.

[siliquasquama]

What kind of bee do you find in a woodworking shop?

A carpenter bee.

[siliquasquama]

Bitch that's the color of tubby custard

guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers

[siliquasquama]

You wouldn't part an old man from his walking stick, after all.

hot take anyone who would benefit from a mobility aid deserves to have one. idc how disabled you are. if you think it’ll help you, even a little, you deserve it. you deserve that help.

[siliquasquama]

Knowing Amaury, that thing probably has a working mechanism made out of chocolate.

New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:

When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!

[siliquasquama]

You think you're putting out a bird feeder. What you're actually doing is putting out free food for everyone.

Especially when you put it in a place where anyone with claws can climb up to get it. There's a reason bird feeders are on poles or stuck to windows.

[siliquasquama]

TARDIS more like TURDIS am I right

news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death, grieving friends and family described the deceased to reporters as ‘a bit of a cunt’, ‘mean and bad’ and ‘just generally kind of annoying, you know?’

[siliquasquama]

That's quitter talk my friend

the thing that really gets me about those minimalist living spaces and homes is that i can't even imagine a ghost being able to "live" there. like those things are so sterile and devoid of life that they can't even be haunted by it.

[siliquasquama]

Queer and SHOULD NOT drive.

Reblog to solve the mystery