#tactical aid

[coffeefiction]

Here's more incorrect qoutes for @keferon mecha Au to fuel everyone's angsty soul.

First Aid: Can you come out?

Blurr: Yeah sure, give me a sec..

Blurr: First Aid, I'm gay

First: *visible twitching* I already know that, come out to the car

Blurr: oh..ok

Blurr: Swerve I'm gay

Swerve who is currently on his alt mode: We are literally dating!

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Prowl; You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you all even get here so fast?

Jazz: Several traffic lights

Swerve: Three counts of resisting arrest, one for each of us

Blurr: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

Jazz: and that is not our car.

Deadlock who is the car: Hey Prowl

Prowl: what the frag?!

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Rodimus: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

First Aid: Damn, if people did that to each other, Vortex would've killed everyone years ago.

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Someone holding a gun to First Aid's head; what happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

First Aid: Bold of you to assume I'll go to heaven.

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Jazz: you know, Prowl, when you generalize, you tell general...lies.

Prowl: ......

Prowl: Are you trying to teach me moral lesson through puns?

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Swerve to Blurr: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Jazz from the kitchen: would you like to stay forever!?!

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Jazz: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am

Swerve first time driving an actual car: I know I should be more focus on the fact you just came out, but HOW FUCKING DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING

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Swerve: *Sneaking around the facility trying to get to Blurr*

First Aid from the distance who's high on the shit Pharma gaved him: *Watching Swerve phase through a wall* There goes my monthly does of Swerve

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Prowl: Are you crying?

Jazz, try to cut onions: No, it's just the onion, they-

Prowl grabbing the Onion with force: What the frag did you say to Jazz?

[cent-scratchnsniff]

it was just going to be a few warmup doodles but then she infected the rest of the page like the ever eternal and spreading spores. hod!!! hod. hod :)

[quacaserous]

OUGH ok hear me out. varys’ (game of thrones) “a very small man can cast a very large shadow” monologue/riddle but durgetash. smth smth durge acting as not only enver’s lover but also a mentor/advisor of sorts

[qoldenskies]

https://www.tumblr.com/qoldenskies/771040313385041920?source=share

In lieu of this post I absolutely headcanon that Raph fully just LETS his brothers win when they spar him because like.....dude is twice the size of them and probably has enough of a weight advantage as well that he could mop the floor with them if he put actual effort into it (which becomes darkly as funny when alligator snapping turtles ARE actually the biggest out of the boys and their actual species, like they really made this boy caked up for no reason)

That or he just weakly paddles at them like a cat the entire time instead of actually hitting them

raph does this until mikey full on suplexes him and he learns his lesson (because he threw a WHOLE SKYSCRAPER in the movie, raph aint shit)

[goatsgomoo]

Tactical Breach Wizards (2024) Dessa Banks's Outfits

Scalpel Sharp | Funeral Chic | Frontier Medicine | WIZTAC | Cult Phase | Med School | Death M.D.

[lurkiestvoid]

I can't stop imagining the alternate timeline where the EU did to Facebook what the US tried to do to TikTok. "Meta has to share its full proprietary software with our government, or sell to a European company" lmao can you imagine

Like EU and some others did some regulations on privacy and social media. As they should have, and as we should have here. And Zuck is still crying about it, as he should be. Notably, neither FB nor TT is banned in the EU, and while ByteDance hasn't made much noise about complying over there, Zuck is crying to drumpf to pressure the EU to lay off.

But anyways we can't do any of that here. Why?

Because any privacy regulations or social media regulations will affect our own data-farms. Because those data-farms are important to our government. Because Meta and Shitter freely share that data with our government.

The problem was never 'companies shouldn't have your data' because the US government is fully in favor of companies stealing and profiting from that data. We do it constantly!! Around the globe!! That is literally what Meta DOES.

The problem is our government isn't the one profiting, and that's what's not allowed.

[owlbelly]

showing up to anti-zionist community rosh hashanah services tonight like "hello i am ready to weep & maybe do some arson. does anybody want to burn anything down"

[pumpacti0n]

The Black Flag Catalyst Revolt Guide

[trauma-tits]

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A great post from the indigenous anarchist on IG.

[sanktalucrezias]

cassandra cain saved my life.

[missmitchieg]

I Wrote A Book and It’s Not What You’d Expect It To Be..(Physical copy and Kindle e-book dropping January 19!)

[natinalpartisan]

Choosing the Right Survival Prepping Option: A Guide to Find Your Best Fit

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[queers4years]

they're not just starving them, Israel is trying to kill Palestinians with illness as well by condensing the population and creating unsanitary conditions.

Reminder that Palestinians in Gaza are being deliberately starved by Israel. Families in gaza are boiling plant leaves and eating them. They're also eating animals and birds food to stay alive. There are reported cases of kids and infants who died out of hunger and/ or cold. Starving people is part of genocide too. Remember how fast medicine was provided for the Israeli hostages, while Palestinians are starving for food and water and getting operations and amputations performed with no medication or anesthesia whatsoever.

[deathdealertactical]

Tactical Everyday Carry Essentials for Busy Professionals

In the fast-paced world of busy professionals, staying prepared for whatever the day throws your way is crucial. Whether you’re commuting to work, attending meetings, or navigating unpredictable scenarios, tactical everyday carry (EDC) gear can keep you organized, efficient, and ready for anything. At Death Dealer Tactical, we’ve crafted a selection of versatile and durable products designed to…

[gothhabiba]

I can't lie, I find it very odd that posts cautioning people against donating to individual* campaigns and promoting the idea of supporting mutual aid efforts and community kitchens in Gaza can rack up 10k+ notes--while a post promoting a community kitchen (that I can personally vouch for) struggles to get 1k notes, and has barely pulled in a couple hundred dollars over the past week.

I actively try to avoid using guilting tactics in fundraising, but this is weird to me. It's like people are using these posts as an excuse not to do things they already didn't want to do anyway, rather than actually taking their recommendations on board...

*In my experience, these campaigns often support large extended families + their neighbours

MAQMAP is a community kitchen aiming to support families in the Mawasi Al-Qarara area.