#tacos funny

[sleepy-bebby]

They did a CT scan on a fish

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: TACO SAUCE  AS IN TACOMA SAUCE DMV: TACO = PUSSY (PUSSY EMERGENCY?); can't see ANI Verdict: ACCEPTED

[johnnydany]

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[neptunechromo]

got down a way to draw mic that i really like ^_^

[blkqueensmatters]

Yup! It’s that time 💛

[bananathemuffin]

sometimes you just gotta be a raccoon drinking a baja blast

[flordosmuros]

Tacomic divorce but its season 1 (rebonk my art for more art)

[misusing-basic-words]

More object girls (as redundant as that is)

[0ctopus-vase-phas3]

Wouldn't it be funny if the background music in tacos tirade was being played by mepad, like, he heard her singing and he just figured it'd be awkward if it was just silent so he went to bandlab or something and just whipped something up and taco went with the flow

[numberonetacostan]

Happy 2025 have some more ii memes

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[flyingbuddiies]

i hope taco permadies in the finale. i hope she’s a victim of circumstance. i hope she dies convincing herself its for the better. that it’s her final punishment. that there was no other ending than this. that if her attempts to apologize for all the hurt she’s done didn’t work, she’s fully irredeemable. that there is no other fate best-suited for her other than death, and that in life there is no further point for her. i hope she dies believing she deserves it.

i hope she never gets the chance to tell microphone she loves her. i hope microphone is eternally left in the dark. i hope she never discovers the true extent of tacos remorse. her guilt. i hope she is left in silence to only ponder about how taco felt, hoping and praying that she meant anything to her. even a tiny bit. clinging onto any fraction of hope that taco could possibly feel the same way she does.

i hope microphone never finds out she’s dead. i hope she is led to believe that taco moved on from her. that she never meant anything to her. that she wasn’t enough again.

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: MY INITIALS ARE AMH AND MY TRUCK IS A TACOMA (TACO) DMV: TACO=PUSSY; true--------------------------> Verdict: ACCEPTED

[cupophrogs]

(Coming back rq)

I forgot to show you Oliver's frens

This is Louie, a Catnap that I just noticed looks almost identical to Thing. He's a funny little dude who will rub against your legs and stand on your feet.

And this fat fuck

She's a Bobby Bearhug and her name is Nubbins. She would bite a finger off over a cheez-it. She's usually pretty cool, though, and likes being held airplane style for some reason.

“They’re all so ugly, I love them!”

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Taco Tuesday: Hazbin Hotel

Angel: (busts into the hotel with five bags of Taco Hell) Bitches, prepare your guts! It's Taco Tuesday!

Husker: Motherfucker, it's fuckin' Thursday.

Angel: To-may-to, po-tay-to, you gonna help me demolish $100 hellbucks worth of bad fast food Mexican or not?

Husker: .......Put me in.

Angel: (tosses bag to Husk) Here, go!

Cherri: I'm all in, dickhead! Toss me a bag!

Angel: (tosses another bag to Cherri) Here ya go!

Charlie: I'll have one or two if you're offering. I've never had Taco Hell before.

Angel: (throws three individual tacos to Charlie) Head's up!

Charlie: Ah! Ouph! (fumbling the tacos) Shit! I got 'em!

Angel: Al, ya in or what?

Alastor: You wouldn't catch me double dead eating that garbage.

Angel: What? You can eat rotten deer, but Taco Hell is too gross for ya? Hmph! (drops a bag in Vaggie's lap) Here ya go, Vags.

Vaggie: Wow, way to just assume I would want my own bag. Is that you being sexist or racist?

Angel: Realist. I've seen you demolish a whole pot of taco meat during monthly taco nights here when you think no one's lookin'.

Vaggie: And I fully intend to obliterate this bag, which doesn't change my initial statement. (unwraps a taco and practically inhales it)

Angel: Yeah, that's what I thought. Big Daddy Luci want in?

Charlie: (slowly eating her first taco and shakes her head) Mm-mm. Dad doesn't do well with spices or hispanic cuisine in general.... or fast food....

Angel: Alright, well, we got a spare bag for anyone who wants more. (digs into his own bag)

Husker: (unwraps a taco and tilts his head left and right to figure out how he wants to eat) Hmmmm.... When you guys eat a taco, do you tilt your head left or right?

Vaggie: (already halfway through her bag) Neither, the thighs typically keep my head firmly in place.

-Record Screech-

Hazbins: (absolutely shocked)

Charlie: (beet red and horns out as she hides behind a taco wrapper)

Vaggie: .......I said that out loud, didn't I?

Angel: Yeah, you did! Hahahahahahaha!!! Playing up that stereotype, ain'tcha, bitch?! This is almost as good as Selma Hayek playing the lesbian taco in "Sausage Party"!!!