#taco bell remake

[quinloki]

[unicorninfektion]

[happy74827]

Something Wholesome

[Logan Howlett & Teen!Fem!Reader]

Synopsis: In which you can’t help but feel the need to comfort the big grumpy ape.

WC: 2054

Category: Comfort, Slight Fluff, Reader is Vanessa’s Younger Sister, 4th Wall Breaks {TW: Wade Being… Well, Himself.}

Even being the worst Wolverine, I believe he still is 100% a girl dad, and I stand by that statement.

『••✎••』

"I thought you quit?"

Your voice startled him. He jumped and almost dropped the cigar he was holding between his teeth. Logan's eyes fell upon you, standing in the kitchen doorway with your arms folded.

"Jesus, kid. You're gonna give me a heart attack." He shook his head, taking the cigar out of his mouth and holding it between his fingers. It was still unlit. "How'd you get in here, anyway?"

You held up a ring of keys and shook it in the air, the jingling of metal echoing around the room. "It’s called having a brother-in-law who can pick locks." You tossed the keys on the counter and sat down across from him, resting your head in your hands. "Are you having another midlife crisis, Warrior Cat?"

"You're a brat, y’know that?" He rolled his eyes, taking the cigar and tossing it back into his jacket pocket. He ran a hand over his face, sighing.

You watched him closely. The bags under his eyes, the wrinkles, the slight hunch to his shoulders. He looked old… and not the usual, rugged, cool old. You frowned, leaning across the counter.

"You know, with Wade always around, I haven't had much time to check up on my favorite Canadian." You tilted your head to the side.

"Don't let Canuck hear you say that," he snorted. You stuck your tongue out at him, and he rolled his eyes. You could see the corners of his mouth twitching.

"Seriously, Slim Jim," The joke earned a slight scowl from him. You grinned, knowing it annoyed him when you called him that. "You look your age today. What's wrong?"

Logan stared at you, and you could almost see the gears turning in his head. He was probably wondering how much to tell you. If anything, at all.

You were used to it by now. His reluctance to talk about what was bothering him, his unwillingness to rely on anyone. It was his default, and you understood that, but after three months of sharing an apartment with blind meth-headed Trunchbull and Scary Terry, it was getting really tiring.

Finally, he sighed. "I've been thinkin'."

"Oh no." You feigned fear. He shot you a warning glare. One of those 'try me and see what happens' glares. "About what?"

He didn't answer right away. His eyes kept glancing toward the pocket his cigar was stashed in. He was struggling not to light it.

You were about to ask again, but before you could, he finally spoke up.

"I drove past the school a few days ago. It's still standing, y'know. It looks the same as it did 15 years ago." He laughed, though it sounded empty. "Abandoned, sure. But it's there."

Yeah, clearly, Disney spent all their budget on Princess remakes. A shame, really. The mansion was a good place to have movie nights.

"And it just...hit me, I guess. Everything's gone, kid." His voice grew soft, and the expression he was wearing broke your heart. "Everyone I knew, everyone I ever cared about, is dead. All I got left is this shitty apartment, a crap truck, and annoying roommates who drive me crazy."

"To be fair, I haven't had any accidents in three months," Wade called from the living room. Honestly, you weren’t even aware he was home. It was even more of a miracle that he heard Logan. "Saving the world has improved my driving skills. Now, I only hit pedestrians."

"Shut the fuck up, Wilson," Logan barked, his claws popping out of his knuckles with a snikt. "Or I'll shove those swords up your ass and make you eat 'em."

“Slow your roll, Caesar Salad; this is a PG story. Step off with the sexual violence, at least until you have the author's consent to do so." Wade turned the corner into the kitchen, a huge bag of Taco Bell in his hand. "Besides, Vanessa wouldn’t be too happy if she found out I was cheating on her with your foot long. You know how jealous she gets. One time, I tried to-"

"Wade, please," You groaned. He looked at you, then at Logan, and nodded.

"You're right, you're right. I should respect the rating." Wade waved his hand in the air and made his way out of the room, taking a bite out of one of his tacos. "Also, the fact that I’m technically a father figure in this fic, for reasons we can't disclose here. I’d rather not turn this wholesome story into some weird-ass daddy kink porno, even though I wouldn’t mind if it were."

He turned his attention to an empty wall momentarily, a smile creeping on his face. "I have a feeling you guys wouldn't either, judging by the comments on those other ones, and honestly, I don't blame you. My body is a temple, and it should be worshiped. Just ask all those Honda Odyssey rewrites. They'd know all about that, especially the ones that end with me getting-"

"WADE," You and Logan yelled at the same time, his claws still unsheathed. Logan looked ready to jump over the counter and murder him, and while it wasn’t uncommon for Wade to be shredded like string cheese, the two of you had had enough drama to last the rest of the year.

"Ugh, fine." He threw his hands up, his tacos spilling all over the floor. "But just for the record, I totally just stole the focus of this fic. Don't let Logan fool you. He's only the main character because this is his story, but the real star of the show is moi." He pointed a finger to his chest and winked at you. You couldn't help but laugh.

"Get the fuck outta here," Logan said, his claws sliding back into his knuckles. "I swear to god, Wilson, if you ruin my day any more than you already have, I'm gonna shove you into the wood chipper."

"You have a wood chipper?" Wade raised an eyebrow, grinning. "My, oh, my. Who would have thought the lumberjack would make a reappearance?"

"Five. Four. Three. Two. One," You muttered.

"Don't push me, asshole." Logan was growling, his claws once again threatening to slice into the other man.

A normal person would have run away by now, but not Wade. You had known him long enough to understand that he thrived off of conflict. He was the most chaotic son of a bitch you had ever met, and nothing excited him more than pissing people off.

But, again, this wasn’t his story. He was just hijacking it, and the author had had enough. So, without further ado, they did the most logical thing. They made Mary Puppins appear, and suddenly, she was in his arms, and he was out of the kitchen, leaving behind the Taco Bell, his jokes, and his dignity.

You sighed and pinched the bridge of your nose, trying not to laugh. You managed to contain it, but just barely.

You glanced over at Logan, and he still had a look on his face like he was drained and exhausted. Of course, now annoyance and anger were mixed into the cocktail.

With your sister’s boyfriend out of the picture, he slumped down against the counter, running a hand through his hair. Not much of it, given the current length, but enough that he could pull at it.

"I'm sorry," You said. You felt a pang of sympathy for him, and you couldn't imagine the shitstorm that must be going on in his mind. After all, he wasn't like the rest of you. He was a lot older, and his life had been filled with a lot more heartache and pain than you would ever experience. "It sucks."

He didn't say anything, so you continued.

"I mean, I don't know what it's like, obviously, but I can't imagine how it must feel to lose everything like that. Everyone." You paused, thinking about your family. Your own life hadn't exactly been a picnic, but the world hadn't come crashing down around you. Not yet, at least. "I can't imagine the kind of strength you must have to go on."

He grunted, which was pretty much the Logan version of a 'Thank you.'

"I just..." His voice was quiet. "I just want something permanent. That’s not this." He motioned to the room around you, and you couldn't help but notice the look in his eyes.

"I get it."

"I don't think you do, kid," he muttered, staring at his feet.

"Hey, give me a little credit. I might not be ancient like you, but I've seen some shit. Wade is infatuated with Nessie, so I go through that bullshit every other day." You shook your head. "The two of them can be a real handful together."

"No kiddin'." He snorted.

"I mean, sure. The world went to hell, but I think it's pretty safe to say that you deserve something good after all the crap that's happened." You shrugged, looking around the room. "This is that something."

He stared at you for a long moment, and you wondered if you said something wrong. Speaking to him was always a gamble. Sometimes, he would respond, and the two of you could actually hold a conversation. Other times, he would shut down and refuse to talk, or worse, yell at you.

It seemed like luck was on your side today.

"Maybe." His eyes moved to his hands, and his gaze was distant. "It's hard to think that when I'm stuck in this hell hole."

"It's not that bad."

"You’re just saying that so Wilson doesn’t think about moving back in with your sister." He rolled his eyes. "And it is. We all know that."

"Okay, fine, you're right. The apartment is shitty, and so is the neighborhood. The landlord is a bitch, and the neighbors are loud." You took a breath, leaning closer. "But, you have us."

"Oh, don't you start."

"And you've got your truck and your liquor and the crappy TV in the living room. I say, if that isn't permanent, I don't know what is."

Logan opened his mouth, but you held a finger up.

"You might not realize it, but you have a family here." You smiled at him, and he scoffed, turning his face away from you.

"I've had families before. Doesn't work out."

"Well, we're of the more persistent kind," you teased, reaching across the counter and punching him lightly on the shoulder. "We aren't going anywhere. Especially Wade. Man is a tick that refuses to let go."

"God, I wish he would."

"He won't. You're stuck with him. You’ll be the best man at his wedding, and we both know it." You grinned, and he rolled his eyes, though the corner of his lips quirked.

"Great," he muttered.

Secretly, you knew he enjoyed the banter with Wade. He acted annoyed and irritated, but deep down, you were certain he was amused. Might be frustrated, but definitely amused.

You were about to tell him that, but he spoke first.

"Thanks, kid." He reached across the counter and squeezed your arm. "You're a pain in the ass, but you're not so bad."

"Not so bad?" You snorted. "Wow. Is that how the Wolverine slid into the hearts of millions?"

He chuckled and shook his head, a smile spreading across his face. "You know what I mean, you brat."

You stood, walking around the counter. You threw your arms around him and pulled him into a hug. He didn’t hug back for reasons that you understood. Still, you wanted him to know that you were there for him and he could rely on you.

"You know," you started. "I think a lot of people would be surprised by the softy you are under all the grumpiness."

"Yeah, well, don't go around spreadin' that." He pushed you away gently, shaking his head. "I’m not a damn teddy bear, and I'll rip your throat out if you start tellin' people."

"I’m getting the Wade treatment? A threat of death if I speak a word?" You laughed, shaking your head. "I’m honored."

"Sometimes I wonder if he is your sibling instead of your sister."

"Nah, I’m too pretty to be a Wilson." You smirked. "If anything, I'm more related to my cousin."

"The one who tried to kill you last month?"

"That's the one."

"Then you definitely are a Wilson."

[habitual-creatures]

Do you remember our first date? We went to the arcade then saw The Hills Have Eyes? You said it was a pretty good remake. Do you remember what we ate?

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Yes. We had Taco Bell.

*Jo is silently calming down, still in this monstrous form, but it sounds like her throat's at least clearing up*

~Joanne✒️📖

...TACO BELL...

(( HELP THE SWEETIES- I'M GONNA CRY ))

[tau1tvec]

Seeing Silent Hill 2 Remake on my dashboard has truly teleported me back to my being 17/18 and spending every Friday night with my friends playing all of the Silent Hill games, eating Taco Bell, screaming, being too scared to go to the bathroom alone, and talking about its lore, art design, and music for hours until 3 in the morning.

This series without a doubt touched a generation of gamers in a special kinda fucked up way only horror media can, and it’s so good to see it back to haunt another one. Lol.

[hadesdyke]

also when i specifically request 3 butters for my baked potato and they only give me 1. this shit is fucking dry, give me my fucking butter

fucking love when my apple pecan salad comes with no fucking pecans

[culvers-unofficial]

Hey fast food peeps!

@burger-queen-unofficial @kurbgerbing @cracker-barrel @taco-bell-unofficial @wendys-unofficial @official-wendells @olive-garden-official @dennysofficial @red-lobsters-unoffical @mcdonalds-unofficial @whataburger-unofficial @panda-unofficial @kfc-unofficial @burger-king-unofficial

Use this and/or this picrew to make what your restaurant would look like as a person! Don't make what you, the blog runner, look like, and if you're like Wendy and Wendell, don't just remake your mascot if it's a person. That's cheating >:((

Here's mine!

I like the first one turned out better than the second, but they're both good

[shadowredfeline]

Four in One Post

For my Response to my Filipino Friend.

Shadow R 😺🗡️: Thank you, Spot. I always wanted to go to California since I always love the beach. And yes, my mom and I do like going to Taco Bell. Since I did get some for Dinner during my vacation. So let’s go to Taco Bell while we head to the beach. 😊🤗

Plus going to that Taco bell looks nice anytime we want to see the beach and the waves. 😊

And for Response to both my Filipino Friend and my A-Pal

You know what, since it looks nice with Maxwell in his ability to look like a fighter, but what would be nice, is i would love to see a remake, except but with Maxwell in his Kingdom Smash attire. And i hope it'll be like in one of those Action RPG styles when Maxwell tags along with either his siblings or with Shadow and Spot. As well as for Sam, Emme and Jo when doing these Online Co-op adventures. But those styles can be like they're exploring the level and dungeon, but when they encounter a battle, we'll have to start the RPG battle when facing the Animal Crossers and Smash Enemies from Smash Run and Subspace Emissary.

Shadow R 😺🗡️: Okay, Maxwell. Get your attire ready and we're going together in the Kingdom Smash universe! We'll have our weapons and cards ready for the battle and have our friends tag along with us.

And for my Filipino Friend's On this day post

I’m sure Chowder and Panini can both read it together. And I bet it would be nice if you can try getting a printer and scanner to a Laptop. If necessary or if it works with it. Because I used to have a Printer and Scanner, but I no longer use it since it doesn’t work. And I was lucky I needed space on my desk for my PlayStation 5. And my Scanner and Printer was an Espon brand and now it doesn't work anymore with all the scanning and printing, So we took it out of and we'll have to use the Printer and Scanner over in the grinder which it was my grandmother's old office. But every time i would draw in traditional, i would take a photo on my cellphone or my IPad, even if i did it in either color or draw it in sketch or draw a sketch and then take a photo and continue drawing by doing the line art and fill in the color. Those are the only options i would do with traditional art. Which i know our A-Pal does that too.

And speaking of our A-Pal, let's talk about his on this day post.

His Backpack looks pretty decent, normally i carry a bag which i can carry all my electronics and my video game handheld systems. That's what i usually carry. But i use Backpacks a lot when i go to school. But for now, i have a bag i can use anytime i want to go somewhere during my travels. Which it's one of those travelling bags since a lot of people use them.

[necromancer-4-hire]

I completed a fanfiction several years ago and came up with my favorite OC. The original fanfiction ends tragically but in my au version Tiberius and his mother live and are sent away at the request of, Shinnok.

This is Tiberius; demi-god son of fallen elder god Shinnok.

I owe this art piece to sketchmob artist Composhit who made my dream a reality.

Tiberius: 17 years old and 5' 10"

Hobbies: Playing violin and playing "harmless" pranks on mortals.

Likes: Chaosrealm, Red Dragon clan, stupid videos of people failing miserably, the Taco bell Chihuahua, candles.

Dislikes: Netherrealm, Shinnok 's judgemental attitude, movie remakes, and mineral water.

Born to be a supposed heir to Shinnok 's legacy, Tiberius fell short continually of his father's expectations. Out of desperation and embarrassment the fallen elder god sends his miserable son and former wife to live at "Charred mountain" with Grandmaster Daegon. The Grandmaster takes the young necromancer under his wing and gives him "tough love." The pair eventually form a father-son bond unlike what either of them have experienced before.

Forgive my bad editing and I know Daegon is a villain; stake me I wanted to give him something of a side personality than a jealous demi-god with a lot of time on his hands.

[starrysnowdrop]

7 Comfort Movies

Post 7 comfort movies and tag 7 people!

While some of my choices may not seem like “comfort” movies, they are to me for one reason or another, be it nostalgia or a favorite actor, or whatever. With that, here’s my choices.

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, AKA: The one with the whales! Honestly any Star Trek film can be a substitute here, because my other top fandom besides FFXIV is definitely Star Trek. But this one film in particular is just really good, and it makes me laugh to no end.

Total Recall, the original not the crappy remake. Why? Because I love Arnold Schwarzenegger, it’s so incredibly nostalgic for me, and this film was my introduction to Philip K. Dick’s works, which I went on to do my Master’s Thesis on one of his novels.

Demolition Man, where all the restaurants are Taco Bell! This one is because of nostalgia and because it’s absolutely hilarious.

Blade Runner, because I love this movie so much, I did my Master’s Thesis on the novel that the movie is based on. It’s what made me fall in love with the cyberpunk genre.

The Matrix, mainly the first one, but I do love them all, oddly enough. Keanu Reeves is one of my all time favorite actors, and once again, cyberpunk for the win!

The Mummy, because come on, Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are absolutely amazing in this film, and it’s SO GOOD!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, because yes, my favorite Indiana Jones movie is the oddball second one where they pull out people’s hearts in sacrifice… yeah, I’m weird, okay?

Tagged by: @frostmantle Thank you so much for tagging me sweetie!!! 💖

Tagging: @meepsthemiqo @traveler-of-light @reikatsukihana @faerieearthangel @otherworldseekers @cygnus-exul @mimble-sparklepudding

[rawiswhore]

William Regal x Fem Reader- "Spill the Tea"

Many professional wrestlers have been famous enough to be considered for roles in popular movies.

The Rock was offered to play Willy Wonka in the 2005 Tim Burton remake, Trish Stratus was considered to play Jessica Alba's role in "Sin City", Triple H was considered to play Thor in the early 2010's and Chyna was offered a role in the 3rd "Terminator" movie.

When you were at the zenith of your wrestling popularity in the late 1990's, you were considered for many roles in popular movies.

Some of the roles you were considered for and offered were Elizabeth Hurley's character in "Bedazzled", Carmen Electra's role in "Scary Movie", one of the angels in those "Charlie's Angels" movies, Lara Croft in the "Tomb Raider" movies, one of the strippers in "Night at the Blue Iguana" and one of the barmaids in "Coyote Ugly". 

Even in the early 2000's when your popularity had winded down, you were considered for several roles in popular movies, like playing Elisha Cuthbert's character in "The Girl Next Door" and Anna Faris' role in "Just Friends".

However, you turned down all of those roles down due to the scheduling you had to do for the World Wrestling Federation (as well as the WWE).

Looking back, you regret turning down to play some of these movie roles, in particular in "Coyote Ugly" and "Night at the Blue Iguana".

Speaking of which, if there is something that is really popular in pop culture going on, the WWE/F will try to cash in on it and reference it.

Examples would be Al Snow's Chihuahua Pepper being based off of the iconic Taco Bell Chihuahua who was popular AF at the time and the Kat recreating a moment in her dressing room based off of an Austin Powers movie gag.

Since you couldn't really be in "Coyote Ugly", you're going to bring that movie to the World Wrestling Federation.

Yes, the WWE was still called the WWF when "Coyote Ugly" was released!

On a "Sunday Night Heat" episode in September 2000---which was one month after "Coyote Ugly" was released---William Regal was sitting backstage in front of a circle shaped table, where there was a silver tray sitting on top of this table.

This tray contained a matching silver teacup and teapot on top of that tray.

You marched down to William, and as you walked up to him and the table he was sitting by, the camera was filming you walking sideways, and many male fans in the audience got out of their seats and cheered for you and whistled at you.

The outfit you wore was similar to what the women in "Coyote Ugly" wore---wearing hip hugging pants with a midriff baring tank top.

You placed your hands on top of the table William was sitting at once you stood in front of it, where you slightly bent yourself down.

"Hey" you greeted him with a slight smirk on your face.

William wasn't taken aback by seeing you, in fact, he enjoyed looking at you, his eyes studying you up and down.

Your eyes looked inside those teacups to see if there's any tea there, and lo and behold, there was.

"May I have a sip of tea?" you asked him with a smirk, the index finger of one of your hands raising off of the table and pointing inside that tea cup, asking him for a drink to be polite.

"Go ahead!" William offered with a smile.

He actually doesn't mind it if you have a sip of tea, with the way you look.

"Thanks" you replied with a smirk on your face, where one of your hands took one of the tea cups and raised it up to your mouth, where you took a sip of it and arched your head back as you drank that tea.

It isn't very classy to drink down tea like you're drinking a shot glass, but there's a reason you're drinking your tea like that.

You raised your head up after you drank that tea, placing the cup of tea back on the table.

"Y'want me to pour you some more tea?" you asked him with a grin on your face, removing your hand off of that tea cup when you asked that.

"Oh yes, please!" William replied excitedly, smiling and eager to await.

This was making the audience really think of "Coyote Ugly", and that was the intention.

William may be a classy English gentleman, but he can enjoy some rowdiness.

One of your hands grabbed that tea pot by its handle and raised it up from the table, where you tilted it above one of the empty tea cups and tea poured out of that pot and into the cup.

As the tea poured into that tiny little tea cup, your eyes were looking inside the tea while your mouth grinned, and your hips were gyrating and grinding left and right while your knees were bending a little bit.

You were basically acting like those women in "Coyote Ugly" pouring alcohol in people's drinks while they sexily danced on top of bar tables.

Your eyes were careful when you watched how much tea gets poured into that cup.

William, on the other hand, was looking at you pour that tea in the cup, his eyes focusing both on you and the tea being poured.

His eyes were wide and eyebrows raised.

"I wish I had a stripper pole right now" you admitted to him with your eyes looking at him. "Maybe even danced on top of a bar"

Male fans in the audience got out of their seats and cheered hearing that, agreeing with you.

William would have to agree with that, considering he wants to see you work that pole.

You didn't pour all the tea inside that pot, you were saving that for later.

You then raised the teapot until it was positioned straight, where you placed the teapot back on top of the table and let go of it.

You strutted around next to the table William was sitting by until you were close enough for hands to reach and touch him, and your hands grabbed William's button down shirt and pulled it apart until the buttons popped down out of the holes.

This really took William by surprise, even though this moment was rehearsed and staged.

The audience was completely shocked seeing this moment, both male and female fans.

As the buttons kept being separated away from the holes due to you opening up his dress shirt, more of his bare skin was getting exposed underneath that shirt.

William wasn't disgusted over you ripping his shirt up at all, but his eyes were looking at his bare chest and torso getting exposed.

After his shirt was unbuttoned, with your eyes looking into his eyes and with a smirk on your face.

"Is this tea hot?" you asked him.

"Not quite" he admitted.

You're not going to do what he thinks you're going to do.

Oh yeah, you did it, but at least you were polite and asked him if this tea is hot so you won't hurt him.

One of your hands let go of his shirt and grabbed that tea pot on top of the table, where you tilted it above his chest and poured that tea on top of his torso, where warm tea poured out of the pot and landed on his bare chest, the tea dripping and running down his skin.

The tea wasn't that warm, but the fans really reacted to this.

Fans---both male and female---cheered seeing this moment, whereas William's face was panicking and freaking out a bit.

Some of the tea was even sinking into William's clothes.

You, on the other hand, were smiling and grinning while your eyes looked at his chest as you poured that tea on his torso.

The skin on his torso was turning a little bit pinkish from getting slightly burned by that tea, but he wasn't completely burned by it.

You then raised that teapot up until it was sitting up straight, and you then raised that tea pot up until it was a few inches above your head, where you tilted that teapot and let it pour out tea on top of your face and on your body.

Your hand holding that teapot motioned it to pour on your face and on your top, making that tea pour across both of your tits.

You wore no bra underneath your top, so your nipples were poking through it.

When you poured this tea on top of you, male fans in the audience got out of their seats and cheered, although is this really sexy?

While you were pouring tea on top of yourself, you swayed your hips left and right sexily to dance, placing your opposite hand on your hip as you swayed and grinded your hips and body.

Your makeup surprisingly wasn't running as you poured tea on yourself, but your hair was getting wet and tea was soaking through your tank top.

"Is this sexy?" you asked him as you poured that tea on you. "I wish I could pour some water on myself right now"

So you could recreate another "Coyote Ugly" scene where the barmaids pour water on themselves when they're standing on top of the bar.

You would toss the rest of the tea in the teapot at William's chest to completely recreate this scene.

You actually recreated a few other "Coyote Ugly" moments in episodes of WWF shows, including when they poured water on themselves.

Since you couldn't be in "Coyote Ugly", you'll at least bring it to the WWF.

[suneeater]

Hello can I get a bnha matchup??? Either villain or hero is fine!

My preference is bOTH. I like both men and women.

My personality is basically the epitome of a drunk dude in a fever dream, literal chaos itself. I am extremely weird, && basically alternate between a calm && rational person to a complete chaotic idiot. I am obsessed with crabs && spade cards! Literally all i talk about is crabs, in my mind it's only crabs. When I'm at least rational it's the equivalent of me being sober, i also like pirates and as a pirate should::

I am one foul mouthed motherfucker, i have a habit of cursing, either regular swear words or the most absurd sounding swear words come out of my mouth. (E.G. : “you blithering feculent shithole” “primitive fuckjam” “putrid shitsmoking cretins” “you dickreeking undulating fuckass” “fucksquatting pain in the waste chute” “heinous ravaging trash" “reprehensible sanctimonious jitterfuckery.”) I am completely incapable of uttering a single word without fucking cursing. I also create weird mash of words like:: ("diddlesnob" "smiddlewat" etc.)

I have no mental filter whatsoever i say weird shit like::: ("you smell like carbonated cucumbers on a hot summer night" "you seem like a kneecap consumer" "what if i just shat out amoxicillin" "it tasted like Mario was inside of your ass himself with a blow-dryer" "that was the most toe-wetting knee-curling thing I've ever seen" && "this feels like crunchy water") complete crackhead shit one of my famous quotes is ("Ye be a fucking chitinous douchecrunching swiddlewanker razzmatazz of hot fairyshit on a friday morning at Taco Bell")

Alongside my weird swears i often say stuff like::: "If jumping jacks take turns while jumping, how is a water fountain like a solid desk?" "Why is a croquet set like a baseball club?? " && "Why are writing pens like a cabinet??" "If bacteria eat chicken legs but not candycanes, why does a lamppost achieve the theory of evolution????" Basically some twisted unanswerable riddles && questions. What can I say? The confusion of others amuses me. I also enjoy romcoms and pokemon cards

I'm a very simple crab-loving person, i have a similar mindset to Garou from OPM or even the Hero Killer Stain, i think it's just injustice that you're forced to play the role of the bad guy while some boatload of goody patootie heroes stop you, some of their motives are for the better of this world yet all the heroes want it to be the same corrupt world. All the same..

But I'd never commit a crime! I just agree with their ideology:]]

I also have a permanent smile attached to my face! :]] Due to that and my overall personality my friend's call me "humanized remake of Cheshire Cat" "Smiley bastard" "average citizen of wonderland" "r/rareinsults vocabulary"

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hihi! thanks for sending this in!

I match you with Nighteye!

He's first attracted to you because of the fact that you're always smiling. He needs that to balance out his own personality, I mean think about how he worked with All Might for so long. He likes a charismatic partner

He's also got a sense of humor that others don't really get. Maybe the two of you might not get each other's either, but you share this fact with each other and can appreciate on another's humor :)

He's also very intrigued to hear your input on hero society. Being so deeply invested in it, he's got no way of backing out and changing his stance could be dangerous. Hearing a new take is refreshing and keeps his life balanced <3

[pony-central]

Foods that were mentioned in my comics

This is like a menu of some sort. Which of these foods do you like the sound of trying one day?

KFC - Sick Boyfriend and DrugFriend like this restaurant. Their favourite thing to eat there is a Party Bucket. I may point out that I also love KFC, and their Krushems are amazing

McDonald's. One of my personal favourite restaurants. I always dislike it when the ice cream machines break down

Taco Bell - the ShrugFriend duo's favourite restaurant ever. DrugFriend loves the bean burritos, and Sick BF likes the side dishes and burritos, too

Chuck E Cheese. Mentioned by Sick Boyfriend when talking to Grace Fairest

Pizza Hut. Also mentioned by Sick Boyfriend when talking to Grace Fairest

Boyfriend's Donut Stash. A staple in PonyCentral comics. DrugFriend describes the Donut Stash as having a golden puff pastry with a seedless jam filling, pink icing and sprinkles. There are 12 donuts in the pink box, so anyone who wants to eat the Donut Stash will have to steal it in a sneaky way

Sloppy Joe's. Sick Boyfriend ate these in high school, and he loved them

Chillidogs. What Sick Boyfriend was given in his childhood by Pensive Bee

Raw honey. This was shown in Freund's War Days Remastered and its original version. This honey was served by Demon Bee during the Bee Swarm War

Maple Ramen. DrugFriend made this weird combination one day. He loved it. It's basically just mixing maple syrup and ramen noodles together, as seen on a Twitter post

Strawberry ice cream. What the ice cream man gave Sick Boyfriend one day. The ice cream man accidentally dropped it on the ground because he couldn't reach out that far

Popsicles. Also known as Popsicle Boyfriend's family. Whenever Benedict/Popsicle Boyfriend sees someone eat a popsicle, he starts crying

Chilli con carne. Mentioned by Girlfriend in The Kiss of Truth Part 7

Burger King. Mentioned by DrugFriend in A Boy Gotta Work and The Donut Disasters

Wendy's. Also mentioned by DrugFriend in A Boy Gotta Work and The Donut Disasters

The Krusty Krab. Baxter Wow got a Krabby Patty from there, while Nathan Files was downing a soda

Cocoa Puffs. Eaten by Boyfriend in The Donut Disasters Remake

Pancakes. These were made by DrugFriend in Don't Wake Up Sick Boyfriend

Soda. This is the carbonated beverage that Bubbly Bikini Boatin Sick BF drinks.

Pepsi. The can of Pepsi that PonyCentral drinks before rap battling Boyfriend

Am I making you hungry now?

[0xo]

just got like $25 of taco bell for free bc of a computer error and a guy from corporate being there. he was like "just remake it and let em have it" thanks dude!