#t rex glue???

[wereallgonnadieintheend]

DINOSAUR QUICKSTEP???

Racing for them is every 4 year old dream 🦖🦖

[dragon-in-a-fez]

something you don't learn until you get really far into the making and tinkering life is that there's no such thing as "glue" really. there are so many kinds of substances that stick other substances together and they are all very different and if you just go look at the adhesives aisle in the hardware store the packaging never actually tells you anything useful. it's like "this is SUPER T-REX POWER GLUE" and the fine print says "good for use on wood metal and plastic". okay. but WHICH PLASTICS MY GOOD BITCH,

because SURPRISE, there's no such thing as "plastic" either. every kind of wood is basically the same on a chemical level, but the only thing every plastic has in common is "some of its molecules are long" and that is NOT a quality that determines how things stick together.

I just ordered some stuff I hope will permanently stick a circuit board to a steel sheet and withstand temperatures up to 150 degrees. by the way circuit boards are made of epoxy-bound woven glass cloth which is cool as hell but what the fuck do you glue that with? can any of the 12 kinds of adhesives I currently own do that? no of course not. if I want to stick two pieces of acrylic together so hard they become watertight to a depth of 3000 metres I have some shit that does that, but it does literally nothing else.

anyway. once you start learning how many kinds of sticking things together there are, the people at 3M start to seem like witches and I don't know if they're the kind we can trust with that level of arcane knowledge

[hellothere06]

Let's play how many fucking things can go wrong this week

[bethanysmiled]

Are junk draws universal? I’ve never met someone who hasn’t had one. I love them so much. Just a bunch of stuff.

Need something random but useful? Check the junk draw. The super glue will be right next to the little plastic t-Rex that has somehow survived a decade without being thrown away. Need a place to throw your spare car key and lose it for a few months? Junk draw. Need a place to put that cute keychain you impulsively bought? Junk draw. You’ll be happy when you find it there later while looking for the thumb tacks. Junk draws are truly mystical and I love seeing them lol

[strawberryfloofs]

Lights Out (CG Sun and Moon x Little Reader) (part 1/3)

You didn’t really know how you got to this point, but eventually you made it to Superstar Daycare all by yourself, even with your baby brain! The colorful slide welcomed you with big letters as you decided to slide down, giggling as you landed in the ballpit and a certain sun-themed animatronic jumped off his stage! “New friend! Hello there! What are you doing here? It’s been so long since we’ve seen a new kiddo!” Sundrop picked you up, tilting his head with joy as he walked through the ballpit and onto the daycare’s floor. “Sunny!” You babbled, knowing his name since there was no way you’d miss it with all the posters outside the daycare. I mean c’mon! He’s the main star, literally. “Yes! That’s me, Sundrop! Gosh you’re so smart~ Ooh- Do you like glitter glue?!” The sun-themed animatronic beamed. You nodded lots, glitter glue was soooo pretty! Sundrop was ecstatic to hear that, so he quickly put you on your feet and gave you the task of picking from one of 4 seats to sit in at the arts and crafts table he set up. You glanced at them all, noting how there was a yellow, blue, pink, and green option- but you ended up choosing to sit at the pink one. You glanced around to see where Sunny went, but you couldn’t spot him at all. Maybe he went to get the glitter glue and other arts stuffs? The table you were sitting at was pretty empty after all, other than a couple pieces of paper and crayons, nothing was there. Suddenly, bells could be heard and you looked up to see the sun-themed animatronic skipping towards you, with a clear bin in his hands that held all types of glitters, glues, googly eyes, and everything you could ask for! “Superstar~ I’m back!” He sang, setting the bin on the table, and then kneeling next to you, “Okay! Let’s try to make a dinosaur! It can be any type you’d like, a T-Rex, Pterodactyl, Triceratops, whatever you’d like!” “And thennnn, we’ll make the outline of glitter glue, color it in, and put some googly eyes on it! Doesn’t that sound like SOO much fun friend?!” The animatronic had so much energy that it was making you both excited and giggle! “Otaysss! I doeses!” You reply, quickly starting to make a brachiosaurus outline with glitter glue. You were successful, but when you were done, you had a lot left over and was kinda curious if it would taste as good as it looked… So you put a big glob on your hand and brought it towards your mouth… But you felt metallic fingers wrap around your arm and pull it away, followed by a sigh, “Sunbeam, you can’t eat the glitter glue! It’s not edible!” He explained, his voice getting a little high-pitched. Upset with his response, you decided you’d reply with a simple, “otay!” and when he let your arm back down, you tried to bring it to your mouth again, but this time faster! Stll, you were unsuccessful and you could hear Sundrop make confused sounds and groan, which made you giggle! “Okay, we’re learning a new word today! Indigestion-” The sun-themed animatronic spoke slowly, starting with a kind tone before changing to a quicker, more annoyed one, “That’s how you get it!” He pulled a napkin out of…somewhere, you weren’t quite sure, maybe it just appeared out of nowhere! But he cleant the glue off your hand and pushed the glitter glue away from you, handing you some crayons to color your dino in wit, which you happily did so! Picking out and using the prettiest colors for your dino, you finished it and he glued on the googly eyes for you, saying you lost glue privileges today. You looked at your now, finished dinosaur and decided to name them…Zoey and that you’d show Zoey to Sundrop! “Sunny! Dis Zoey da dino!” You held it up in his face, happily kicking your legs out of excitement. He tilted his head multiple times before grabbing it, “Ho Ho! This is amazing superstar! I am so proud of what you made!” His praise made you all warm, fuzzy, and happy inside, so you happily clapped and smiled.

(tumblr has a word limit so check part 2)

[bucketspammer4life]

punch out boxers and what i think they had as a childhood stuffie + some extra guests

As a break from that one Forbidden™ post, heres something fluffy, sorry if the translations suck im using a translator

Glass Joe - a cat plushie with dark blue button eyes, lovingly named "Jojo" after himself, think of a calico cat for its pattern and its built like a teddy bear except for its head & tail

Von Kaiser - a teddy bear, creatively named "Bär" (means bear in german, i know how creative this is) suprisingly squeaky clean with a few stitches and a eye missing

Disco Kid - a koala named "Mr. Dance" that he regularly gave concerts to along with dance performances and talked to a lot, a bit pink since he accidentally messed up while washing it but still loved nonetheless, mr dance is a real one

King Hippo - a hippo plushie made from rags with souless button eyes he made a crown for, he got the name inspo from his plushie since it was named "King hippo", he jokingly refers to himself as "King hippo the second" if anyone knows about the original hippo

Piston Hondo - a frog plushie that is also suprisingly clean with a copy of his headband on it with a red belt, smells like mint for some reason named "マスターフロッグ" (master frog)

Bear Hugger - a stuffed salmon plushie handmade by a friend, smells like death and has a bite taken from it because he bit it while dreaming & ate a chunk from it

Great Tiger - a tiger plushie with sunglasses named "awesome man" (i couldnt find a proper translator and google translate sucks so im writing it in english) that smells like his dads perfume with a few cuts & a eye holding on for dear life, he performed magic tricks for it and made it have drama with his clones

Don Flamenco - a flamingo plushie with a red scarf around its neck, patched up with colorful fabrics, named it after himself, its eyes also happen to be missing, he argued with it constantly and fought it for no reason

Aran Ryan - a giraffe plushie named "spots" that has seen some stuff, half of its face missing, constantly wet (think of that webkinz plushie post) probably moldy with thousands of stitches & patches that smells like spoiled milk

Soda Popinski - a husky plushie with blue beady eyes, somehow in one piece except for one eye gone & sewn up nicely, named "Охотник" (Hunter) that smells like your grandmas house, lovingly hugged and tucked in along with him

Bald Bull - a sheep plushie, somewhat yellowish fur & glittery eyes named "kuzucuk" (no exact translation for this, kuzu means sheep and -cuk and most verbs similiar to it is usually added to mean little, either in a rude way or a cute way) that is always really warm and smells like cinnamon, he has sobbed into that plushie right after decking it in the face many times

Super Macho Man - a dino plushie (specifically a t-rex) named "Chompers" that has a few bitemarks on it and reeks of glue, he made it act out godzilla

Mr Sandman - a squirrel plushie named "Ms. Walnut" that has a portion of its tail missing and has one button eye and another stitched up eye, he always talked to it for advice and apologized to it after he punched it from anger, he always imagined Ms. Walnut's voice as a posh british lady when he made it speak

Doc Louis - a crocodile plushie named "Pickle" that reeks of pickles somehow, tail sewn in a half-assed way, always rko'd for some reason

Little Mac - a polar bear plushie, gifted to him from doc when he was first adopted named "tiny mac" stitched up lovingly, he still has it and is not ashamed, not one bit (me too bestie, shout out to that one pikachu plushie i bought with my own money at a bazaar and still hug every night)

Carmen - clown plushie with a dress very similiar to hers named "Señorita Payasa" (Miss Clown), the reason she has a polka dress is because of her and was the main reason she loves clowns

Narcis Prince - a horse plushie named "horsey" that is loved very much, always accompanied him with his imaginary tea parties, sewn up in the stomach nicely (he secretly still has it and still loves it very much shh shut up)

Gabby Jay - a handmade doll of him by his grandma, called "Gabs" for short, always held it close to his heart and sprayed his perfume on it, no injuries (unlike gabby jay himself LMAOO) , no dirt, and no trauma, beloved

Pizza Pasta - a flour bag with eyes drawn on, stuffed with fluff (with no flour thankfully) named "L'uomo della farina" (flour man) with a lot of patches, bitten very often

[julienloki1]

Hear me out do you glue your hands on your chest and walk around like t-rex

Im confidently gonna say this but-

Im sure both @cheshire-kitkat and @freaky-pink-bug would do this😅

[leadoutlap]

wait you’re telling me the t-rex is just belgian gorilla glue

[ronnymerchant]

Aurora model ad- 1962.

I had built- from 1970 to 1972…Dracula, Frankenstein, the Wolf Man, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, Godzilla, King Kong, the Forgotten Prisoner of Castlemare, Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde, the Mummy, the Phantom of the Opera, the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Barnabus Collins, the Vampirella and Frankenstein Monster Scenes (no glue needed for those), a T-Rex from Prehistoric Scenes, and a Rat Fink!

[chimkin-samich]

This isn't really an ask, it's more an announcement of my heart getting 360 no-scoped by your sad sun and moon art

You both are an amazing artists but now I must go get the T-Rex duck tape and glitter glue to put my heart together again thank you.

Aaaaa glad that we’re able to hit people in the feels lmao, that was our main goal with our most recent posts

But thank you so much 😭 we really appreciate the praise and love for our art that you and others have, we read every single reblog and comment that y’all leave

-Sly

[manygeese]

was watching Into the Woods while making cookies and burnt my arm bc I was distracted by the narrator getting killed

I was like. 5. And I was at the pool and there was an old playground behind it so I went to play on it. I wasn’t looking where I stepped so I put my foot on a place where there wasn’t a board and my thigh got stuck on a nail on the underside. Yeouch

another pool story. there was this t rex floating with a sphere in the middle and it was rlly difficult to get onto- you had to jump onto it from the curb of the pool. I didn’t jump far enough and scraped my shin on the tile

was doing a project with a hot glue gun and a huge glob of it got on the uppermost joint of my pointer finger. I didn’t cool it down properly and it was puffed up for like 5 days

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

[losver07]

When you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish them, and send this ask to the last 10 people in your notifs!

[chaoticbard]

The Smut Peddler is here! He hands Alaara a novel, titled: My Dungeon Master is a T-Rex Rules Lawyer, but Fortunately I Rolled a Crit on The Pound My Butt Check, written by Robert Hobbins.

Time for the Smut Trio™ to strike again, I think

Well now. Typically someone in a cloak with their face obscured was not to be trusted. But this one. This one had the goods. The book she was handed had a terribly funny cover; the dinosaur on it was holding a VERY serious looking tome and it was reaching up toward its face to adjust its glasses (not that it could reach due it its tiny arms). The other person on the cover was draped dramatically before it, eyes glue to a glowing polyhedral die, awaiting the verdict. And they were pretty much entirely naked.

"Robert Hobbins... If this turns out to be a good read I'm going to look for this author when I get to the next town."

"I should get the gang together and read this aloud to them. And read it loud enough that Gale's face will burn while the rest of us are enjoying it."

[bchukerman]

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I think we’re done. - I still have about 492 pompoms left, & we lost a few along the way (probably lost a few marbles, too)� so I guess we used approximately 7,508 fuzzballs, plus (11 that were custom made), 3-4 sq yards of cotton batting, 67 glue sticks, 24 oz white glue, 3 bottles of crazy glue, wanted to book silicone, and two tubes of construction adhesive, 98 cocktail stirrers, a few tiny animals, some other stuff … and the box. - @suesurf @susanbishopchukerman deserves equal billing on this one. She helped me keep it light, joyful, and free of any kind of trash. There is not a single white cup with that familiar green logo, nor are there any small bags with the red and yellow logo, although there is a tiny T-Rex. And one winged dragon tucked into his cave. The meerkats are the proud ones with the stylish Egyptian profiles. (Our buddy La Ronda will understand). - For The Box Show @galleryrouteone • Show dates..August 5 - Sept 9, 2023 
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[matt-schue]

Matt: That's because it *is* art! Sequins, seashells, and trinkets I find scattered around after a kid's party. I'll glue a T-rex on there. I don't care if it's bigger than the frame. It'll be ✨fabulous✨! Matt: I'm glad I can take part in your inspiration. What does it inspire exactly? Can I take another picture for your daily inspo? I want to wear a costume in it.

Mercedes: Bedazzle it? Please, you'd probably glue sequins everywhere and call it art. 😆 But seriously, that night was a blast. Mercedes: And yes, I'm definitely framing that picture. It's going right next to my desk for daily inspiration.

[the-jingle-jockey]

BREAKING: Paleontologist unearth fossil of a T-Rex that died in a glue trap!