#sy snootles

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Just received my copy of Force Fatale zine (@forcefatalezine)! So, here are my pieces, I'm very proud of both of them!

[tcards]

Star Wars - Return of the Jedi: The 40th Anniversary Covers by Chris Sprouse

[engagemythrusters]

"kids can't see gays kiss on television--that's disturbing and confusing!" well sharon they watched a giant purple slug kiss an alien with a snake for a mouth. who the hell cares at this point.

[sem24]

The answer to my poll

Re mispellings: for people who thought I did this on purpose to trick you, you are giving me way too much credit. It wasn’t a trick question I just didn’t check the spellings.

For the people who keep telling me. I’m a pedantic nerd I get the urge to correct spelling, it doesn’t really matter. I did not expect this to blow up I thought like two people would see it. My mistake, I’m aware.

(Some spoilers)

Read till the end for a surprise!

1. Max Rebo-Real-it’s a crying shame people don’t recognize renound jizz wailer Max Rebo, people these days have no culture. RIP Max you would’ve loved Chapelle Roan.

Sy Snootles-Real-The myth, the legend, the icon.

Hondo Ohnaka-Real-Basically Star Wars does Captain Jack Sparrow, one of my favorite characters. (Piping hot take, he’s basically better Han Solo, I am prepared to be dragged through the comments for this opinion.)

Cham Syndulla-Real-people kept saying that they recognized the last name, but not the first of one of the characters. It’s either this one or another character below. He is a rebel Twi’lek who fought in the Clone Wars and later lead the Free Ryloth movement to liberate his home world (Ryloth) from the Empire. He is pretty isolationist and doesn’t like to work with the larger rebellion, which is why he clashes with his daughter Hera who is a rebel pilot, general and leader of Specter Cell.

Biggs Darklighter-Real-A lot of people thought he was a parody of Luke Skywalker, which is hilarious, but he is real, he was Luke’s best friend from Tatooine. And was in some cut New Hope Scenes. He joined the Imperial Academy, then defected to the rebellion. Where he as killed at the battle of Yavin. Most importantly he has a glorious mustache.

We’ll come back to Tula Bonobo who many of you correctly pointed out was the fake.

Owen Lars-Real-Has the distinct honor of having the most boring name in Star Wars; He is Luke’s Uncle who raises him when dear old dad goes a little murdery. Sadly dies by way of being related to a fantasy protagonist on their heroes journey. A fate for 9/10 fictional uncles.

Garazeb “Zeb” Orrelios-Real-Ah a Tumblr favorite, Zeb is one of the last surviving Lasat after the Empire massacred his planet. He is a member of Spector Cell. He of course (and this is 100% canon cause I said so) flies off into the sunset with his husband Kallus at the end of the Rebels T.V. Show.

Elan Sleezbagano-Real- yes, he’s actually real. He tries to sell drugs to Obi-Wan Kenobi, that is all.

Qui-Gon Jinn-Real-Obi-Wan’s hippie Jedi master a real go with the force kinda guy. Get’s shish kebabed in Phantom Menace by Darth Maul. Kinda responsible for ruining the galaxy because he found little orphan death machine-Anakin Skywalker. Played by Liam Nissan (fun fact he is so tall they had to spend thousands of dollars raising the sets to accommodate him.) Is also missing his true calling as a hair model.

Zevulon Veers-Real-The only character I spell checked the name on, his father, Maximillion Veers, was an Imperial officer during the battle of Hoth. (The other character people may have recognized the last name, but not the first.) He defected to the rebellion. (Family reunions must have been awkward)

Mace Windu-Real-Got killed by being thrown out a window (cause Star Wars.) One of the most powerful Jedi and the leader of the Jedi Order. Played by Samuel L. Jackson, and has a purple lightsaber, (Bad guys always have red, good guys, blue or green.) But are you going to say no to Sam Jackson? Legend has it that he has “Motherfucker” inscribed on his saber hilt in Aurebesh (the Star Wars language.)

Now we get to as many guessed the fake name Tula Bonobo, a Bonobo is just a real animal that exists. I wasn’t trying to hide this fact. I shuffled through a few first names before landing on Tula. I think it sounds vaguely Star Warsy. And c’mon between Tula and Sleezebagano, which sounds more like the fake?

And now my confession: A wise squid-man once said “it’s a trap” and this indeed was a dirty trick…

Gather around children while I tell you a story. So last year I took an anthropology class, did I have any interest in that subject, no, but I needed the credits. It was difficult, but I liked the professor. And admist the boring reports on pre-historic fossils, I hit gold. I feel it’s high time the internet was re-introduced to this documentary of Liam Niesan narrating about ape sex. The meme potential is limitless. Have fun and use responsibly internet. You’re welcome.

[uwingdispatch]

Nobody panic but I have NEW SHAKERS!!!!

So there are two new Swiftie shakers and four new Star Wars score shakers.

For the Swiftie shakers I have Cal Kestis with "Eyes Open" and Maul with "Vigilante Shit." Cal appears with his lightsaber and his poncho. Maul appears with his lightsaber and his modified Mandalorian gauntlet ship.

The Score shakers are as follows:

“The Book of Boba Fett” by Ludwig Göransson featuring Boba Fett, Fennec Shand, and the rancor.

“Lapti Nek” by John Williams featuring Max Rebo, Sy Snootles, and Droopy McCool

“Duel of the Fates” by John Williams featuring Maul, Qui-Gon Jinn, and Obi-Wan Kenobi

“Rebellions Are Built on Hope” by Michael Giacchino featuring Cassian Andor, Jyn Erso, Bodhi Rook, and K-2SO.

I hope you love these! I had so much fun making them and they came out so beautifully!

shop is here.

[star-wars-forever]

Return of the Jedi - Lapti Nek music video

[abgcomics]

GOO NEE TAY!

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

Bryan Ward

[comicwaren]

From Star Wars: Return of the Jedi - Max Rebo #001, “The Max Rebo Band”

Art by Paul Fry and Carlos Lopez

Written by Daniel José Older

[threewinterssnow]

Hottest Star Wars Character (actually hot character edition)

The character with the lowest amount of votes is eliminated until only two remain, and then we'll have a weeklong showdown. If there is a tie, there will be a vote between the tying characters and the loser of that will be gone.

Yes, that is supposed to say Nute Gunray, but I was eating ice cream when making this and not paying attention

[chipthekeeper]

Silliest Star Wars name, round one

PLEASE VOTE BASED ON SILLINESS OF NAME ONLY!!!!

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My previews for @forcefatalezine

[jedi-order-apologist]

A Bounty Hunter's Work

Mixing personal and professional is all part of the job, in her line of work. Written for Fandom Empire Mahjong 2024 - Prompt: Breakup/100 words and Star Wars 100 - Prompt: Chase

Read on AO3

Sy preferred a clean breakup. No draggin’ it out, separating and makin’ up again. No awkward, humiliating moments to chase her long after the relationship was done, or more money down the drain.

She’d feel the same even if she weren’t honeypottin’. She knew her worth, and a gal like her wouldn’t suffer any fools who didn’t treat her right. So she’d end things on her terms, and they’d both move on – to the next life, in his case.

It was mostly for the bounty, of course, but she’d be lyin’ if she said the payback wasn’t a nice bonus.

[pepperclint]

[maxreboofficial]

The Max Rebo Band stands in full solidarity with Palestine.

[uwingdispatch]

Made some unhinged keychains! These are meant to look like little vinyl records, featuring Max Rebo, Sy Snootles, and Figrin D’an! Each keychain also has a faux leather tassel…for some extra jizz.

Shop is here. Love y’all!