#swingers play

[wink-and-whisper]

"I'm okay with it, too .."

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

Patricia Bentley - Groovy Chick! - Lancer - 1967

[ghcstcd]

People are so disgusted about the very idea of old people fucking. Damn, sorry you're gonna grow old and miserable about your sex life due to societal stigmas. Couldn't be me.

[cutiielucyy]

join me babe

[chongoblog]

What are they?

[1nutwonder757]

Got a little extra dessert last night @playwithme-xx

[discreetislandcouplem]

The view that keeps me happy, hard and cuming.

[dark-nights23]

When wifey sends this to you at work... I should rush home...

[swingosphere]

Sex, Snacks, and Small Talk: How to Master After Play

✨ The fun doesn’t stop after playtime! Master the art of the after-play chill with snacks, small talk, and aftercare tips to keep the vibe sexy and relaxed. 🍕💬 #SwingerTips #AfterPlayChill

The playtime was steamy hot, the chemistry was sizzling, and now… you’re lying there catching your breath. What comes next? For many swingers, after-play chill time is just as important as the main event. This is when connections and friendships deepen, laughter flows, and everyone winds down with good vibes and a snack. What happens after play? But navigating this post-play timeframe takes a…

[golvio]

Headcanon rambling ahoy, inspired by my thoughts from a Twitter thread that I had no room for, about a topic that people might not be interested in/care to hear contrasting headcanons about.

Again, this is a headcanon, not a theory or assertion I expect anyone to take as fact. These are my personal opinions on the matter, feel free to ignore them if you disagree with them.

Am I the only person who doesn’t really see Ganondorf as “dad” material? Besides the fact that he seems absolutely uninterested in procreation, much less marrying a queen or even having girlfriends. It feels like all the popular headcanons I’ve seen involve him having a gaggle of concubines and a million biokids, or he’s constantly adopting the younger iterations of Zelda & Link after being overwhelmed by paternal instinct, but…I just don’t see it. Like, I get that one scene with him tucking in an unconscious Tetra in Wind Waker resonated with a lot of people, but I feel like whatever sympathy he felt for Tetra was a very special case, given how he’s drawn to people he feels he has something in common with, particularly some sort of loss or denial of one’s ambitions or potential by The Gods/fate/Hylia herself/the royal family/whatever.

His aversion to/complete lack of interest in cishetero entanglements in every game he’s been in is to the point where, even if he’s not necessarily not attracted to women, I feel like there’s something about Gerudo culture that means marriage or even a totally informal romantic/sexual relationship with a woman would severely limit his personal and political autonomy as king. Also, the guy intends to live forever. He can’t really do that when he has a bunch of snotty, spoiled little blood descendants getting all uppity about their inheritance and trying to off him because he won’t get his ancient butt off that throne. Why on earth would a guy concerned with that carelessly spray his gametes around like some medieval European monarch?

The guy’s not even willing to marry a woman for political reasons! Not even for a land or cash grab from a rich and powerful family, or to stabilize relations with a warring kingdom, or to solidify his claim to a land he conquered, which was the only reason why nobles ever got married back then. He has kidnapped Zelda a million times, but has never once breathed a word about marrying her despite his whole schtick being the ultranationalist “Big Scary Foreigner Man Threatens Our Nation’s Fair, Nubile Women.”

I really do believe that one of the big reasons he keeps cutting ties with the Gerudo, beyond the political disagreements and murder and starting/continuing multiple wars, is that he cannot stand the pressure put on him as king to marry and make babies. He loves his culture. He loves his position. He loves his people (provided they respect him, keep their hands to themselves, and let him be in charge of everything). But he does not love the prospect of being passed off to someone like a prized breeding bull just because the elders of every tribe in the Gerudo region got together and decided she’d be the best candidate for queen.

And then there’s my general read on his personality. I can see him being the owner of many dangerous pets who he spoils rotten. I can see him tending a garden outside his castle full of brightly flowering ornamental plants (which are also very dangerous and would probably kill anyone who didn’t take the proper safety precautions). But I can’t see him raising a kid, whether from infancy or adopted at an older age. If he tried, he’d probably be really bad at it. The guy’s practically oozing generational trauma instead of sebum from the oil glands in his skin, getting it on everything he touches. He’s gotta sort his own business out before even considering taking on someone else’s. 😅

[chemicallyyours]

seduction

Case study.

In order for me to engage with a woman I do not know, have never met, a perfect stranger, she must convey something to me by the way of looks, her eyes, her body, her smile, and her general appearance. Being aesthetically pleasing, seemingly sexual, sensual, or just some sort of something that cannot be defined right away, renders her mysterious, and that produces the desired effect.

If I am instantly affected by a woman's presence when she walks into a room, any room, all I can do is focus on her. Her presence won’ t let go of me. I then let myself be seduced by the idea that this woman will be mine, although at this stage it is just pure fantasy, it produces excitement. If I am sitting with other people, let’s say in a restaurant, I no longer ear what they are saying. My mind and I are entirely taken by the presence of this woman. I want to get to know her and get close to her. It is out of the question that this attractive woman will walk away without me introducing myself to her. It does not matter if she is sitting with one, two or five men, I will at some point walk over to her. The first thing is making eye contact without arousing suspicion. If you look at someone, anyone, repeatedly, at some point they too will glance at you. When it happens, the connection has been ignited. And folks, she glanced at me! She did ! I respond with a half-smile. A strategy sets up in my psyche. No questions asked, no need for answers, this hunter is on the hunt. At that moment, thinking that I have what it takes to win this woman over, I have no idea that I am the one on the verge of being seduced.

 She spent much of her time and money to make herself look as desirable as possible and boy, did she succeeded! She wears a pink short summer dress, with a generous cleavage that allows for imagination to take over. Her hair is short and it is clear that she is not a real blonde. She looks trendy, late twenties, early thirties with killer legs. From the table she is sitting at she glances at me again. It was brief but I caught it. She is now aware that she has my attention. Sometimes letting her know that you are interested is all it takes to seduce a woman. All women love attention and they will take it from wherever they can get it.

The game is on. Playing any game you must enter it fully confident that you understand the rules; that you have a good chance to win because you know you are a good player. But beware, she might be one too.  Being a woman, she is naturally curious, curious to find out who is this man who is sending her clear seduction signals. The fishing line is in the water. The fish is circling around the bait and that fish will soon to be caught. It will happen as soon as she gets up and heads for the bathroom. She wipes her lips with a napkin. She gets up heading for the staircase leading to the lady’s room. My turn to climb down those same steps. At this point I have no idea what I will say to her when we meet but I do not worry about it. Fear is not part of the game. Whatever she inspires in me will dictate what I will say. If her response sounds like I’m wasting my time, if she is not a good player, I will sense it quickly and what I will say to her will be so lame that it will be over before it begins. However I don’ t think it will be the case. She seems to know exactly what she is doing and I know she’s done it before. Coming out of the men’s room I notice that the door of the ladies’ s room is opening. She looks at me and smiles. I smile back.

To be continued.....

[womenlookingforcouple]

Couple Looking For women: What are some ways to establish clear boundaries with your partner

Establishing clear boundaries is an important step for those couple looking for women. Here are some ways to establish clear boundaries with your partner:

1. Have an open and honest conversation: Sit down with your partner and have an open and honest conversation about what you're both comfortable with. Discuss what you're looking for in the experience and what your boundaries are.

2. Create a checklist: Consider creating a checklist of activities that you're both comfortable with, as well as those that you're not. This can help you both establish clear boundaries and avoid misunderstandings.

3. Use "I" statements: When discussing your boundaries with your partner, use "I" statements to express your feelings and concerns. For example, "I feel uncomfortable with the idea of having sex with someone else without protection."

4. Consider different scenarios: Discuss different scenarios that may come up during the threesome and how you would like to handle them. This can help you establish clear boundaries and avoid potential conflicts.

5. Be willing to compromise: It's important to be willing to compromise with your partner and find a middle ground that works for both of you. Remember, the goal is to have a positive experience for everyone involved.

6. Revisit your boundaries regularly: As you explore your desires and experience new things, it's important to revisit your boundaries regularly and make adjustments as needed.

Remember, establishing clear boundaries with your partner is an ongoing process that requires open and honest communication and mutual respect.

[s-s-okla]

[artcalledgames]

Away from controllers

The consoles

Provide entertainment

And bags with Metal

Holding on balls

I’m just a Caddy

[vulnonapixes-dc-corner]

Horrible idea, but:

Jason getting reverse adopted back to the family by Tim, with neither of them knowing

We all know about Tim's fake uncle and him being desperate to not be adopted by Bruce.

We also know that the Batkids look close enough to be half siblings. (Yes, even Duke, although it's more in the way he acts.)

What I am proposing is that Tim hires Jason as his fake brother, not knowing that he is his Robin.

Jason agreed to use the proximity to manipulate/traumatize Tim into dropping Robin.

So Jason Todd became Jay Drake, illegitimate son of Jack Drake, born from their parents swinger days.

Now, things didn't go according to plan for both plans.

Tim had Jason in an throat cutting contract that chained him to a weirdly healthy daily routine.

(Tim: You have to eat breakfast and Dinner with me. Breakfast on weekdays is on 6:30 am and Dinner at 7:30 pm. We are to go on outings at least twice a week and spend one evening together playing boardgames or watching a movie. We are being watched, so don't even think of slacking of the role and steal from me. If you want to leave without anyone knowing, follow one of the tunnels in the basements-)

He also found himself go soft for the boy.

Even if everything was just played, it was hard for him not to break into his bedroom because he was crying after Bruce yelled at him or to not just scoop him up whenever he came home hurt.

Tim is in a similar boat. He keeps on forgetting that Jay isn't his actual brother and that he doesn't care about him outside of the money he pays him.

They are both stupid. Kinda.

(But not as stupid as Bruce, who actually believes their lie)

[ageplay-may]

Come on down, sweetie — Mommy and Daddy invited all your friends!

(and their mommies and daddies, too 😈)

Today’s prompts are "Gang's All Here" (sugar) and "Gangbang" (spice)!

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Prompts || Ao3 Collection

Tags: @ageplay-may || #agepl4y may 2023