After a surprise encounter with her ex, Gwen tried to shake off the nerves as she embarked upon her biggest interview yet. All was going well until she questioned Emmy Starr's parenting methods a little too harshly and was shamefully kicked out in her bikini. But Gwen won't let her subject's threats deter her from writing a hard-hitting expose that might finally launch her through the journalistic stratosphere!
Elvira: I see you, Gwen Larkin!
Gwen: Shit.
Elvira: Did you forget I'm a vampire? You'll never be able to outrun me.
Gwen: If you want to talk, let's talk. Call off your sad little gossip hound, Elvira. She's ruining my life! You broke up with me. I'm allowed to move on.
Elvira: Tell me, when did you meet this new girlfriend of yours?
Gwen: That's beside the point! And you were ignoring me. Was I supposed to sit around waiting for you to pencil me into your schedule?
Elvira: [scoffs] Whatever, Gwen! You were never emotionally mature enough to handle me. But I've got bigger concerns now. I'll tell her to knock it off... [dripping with sarcasm] and I truly hope you're happy with that adorable child you're dating.
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Emmy: Hey, girl! You made it. Get a load of this blizzard, eh? Did you remember your bathing suit?
Gwen: I did... though I'd hoped you were joking when you told me to bring one. [gestures awkwardly at half-buried toddler] Is she okay?
Emmy: Oh, she's splendid! Nanny couldn't make it in. Claimed the roads were blocked. [rolls eyes] Whatever that means. Now, let's party!
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Emmy: How dare you insinuate I'm anything less than a brilliant mother! Get off my property now or I'll call the authorities! And you best believe your employer will be hearing from my attorney shortly.
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Gwen: Who does she think she is to threaten me for telling the truth?
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