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Imagine you’re Lebron James. This is the season you turn 40. There’s a lot of pressure on you because your body is getting older and it’s hard to be elite now but the second you show weakness everyone in the world will notice and ridicule you. You show up to the next lakers game ready to dominate. You walk out onto the court, in the zone. You look to your right and there’s two men sitting together in the front row. You think nothing of it until you throw a basketball into someone’s nose accidentally and it shatters so bad the debris goes into their face and they start bleeding internally. You start to panic but one of the men from earlier says he’s a trained paramedic and says he’s seen skull in the brain before. The entire time he’s helping the man whose face you accidentally caved in the other guy (also a firefighter) is staring at him really weirdly with watery eyes and everyone in the stadium except the paramedic notices it. When they finish and the on duty paramedics arrive you go over to the firefighters and thank them for what they did and offer then season tickets in box seats and one of them goes “oh no thanks. I don’t really like basketball I’m just here because my ex boyfriend gave me these tickets a day before breaking up with me and the lady at the counter says I can’t refund them.” That’s deeply confusing but you take it in stride and ask his boyfriend if he wants them instead but he just says “I’m straight?” Without any confidence or explanation so you decide it’s time to walk away. You’re Lebron James and you scored 32 points tonight but more importantly you’re pretty sure those two firefighters are going to make out at some point.

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If yes, tell me what it is in the tags!

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How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.

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I love Stacy Hirano. She's hogging the braincell, BUT ONLY when Candace is supposed to be the weird one. Literally any other time or interaction she's a total weirdo. She's a disco miniature golfing queen by pure accident because she's too ADHD to do what Candace asked. She thinks shooting an apple through a head is a boyfriend gift. She's more worried about spoilers for a horror movie she clearly suffered from than her bff's brother's pet being a sentient spy or the possibility of being mind wiped. She's terrible at lying about said spy. She is proud of herself for hooking up a VCR and DVD together. She's an underachiever yet becomes president of Uruguay. She enjoyed scrubbing a toilet and needed Candace to point out to her that was mean by her favourite band. She's clearly bisexual and basically rizzed up Vanessa and shocked Monty by casually explaining she knows them because she knows the goddamn platypus. DID I MENTION THE SHRINE FOR THE INVISIBLE FORCE OR HER HYPERFIXATION ON SHERLOCK HOLMES.

She's the Ultimate normal teen girl who's kind of a freak, and I love her. May she team up with Perry more than once.

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candace flynn is THE most teenage girl character of all time. she is at level 100 anxiety 24/7. she shows her love for her brothers by trying to get them in trouble constantly. her neck is as long as her forearm. she features on a blues album after having an allergic reaction. she has a shrine to her boyfriend in her room. she can't live without her phone. she has a panic room in the basement. she plays 20 instruments that all start with the letter B. she read all of sherlock holmes in one night. she's seen their platypus running around as a secret agent more than once, assumed she was hallucinating each time, and moved on with her life while telling no one. she likes wrestling video games. she was rutabaga princess. she has a billion people to email memes to but when she's trying to think of friends she can only think of four people and one of them is her mom. most animals hate her except monkeys. she invented grilled cheese flavored ice cream. she pretended to be irish for a week. she's autistically obsessed with her universe's version of barney. she writes marvel fanfiction. she does parkour. there's an entire archive of her voice actress screaming just in case her voice ever gave out while recording. she sees her brothers build time machines and rollercoasters every day but doesn't believe in santa. when she starts scheming the wicked witch of the west theme starts playing in the background. she was elected queen of mars. she won a "mayor for the day" essay competition. there's a random person in town who's been avoiding her to the point she doesn't know he exists. she learned how to parallel park by driving a monster truck. she thinks the plural of moose is "meese." she tracks her mom with a GPS. she doesn't know her little brother's full name. she's scared of heights, spiders, and the number seven. when her boyfriend told her he'd call "soon" she started doing complex math to try and figure out when exactly that would be. her first thought upon seeing her royal doppelganger was to go to the laundromat and fill all the dryers with cheese. she earned 50 not-girl-scout patches in one day through sheer determination. she can run fast enough to catch up to moving cars. she can sense when ground is broken in the backyard and when people are judging her. one time she got her face caught in the sink. her brothers carved her into mount rushmore. every now and again a magical zebra appears, calls her kevin, and then disappears again. she killed 99% of an alien invasion with a t-shirt cannon. in an alternate universe she's leading a regime-destroying resistance at the age of 15. she's being accidentally gaslit every day of her life.

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To get $100, you must spend two hours discussing Supernatural with another person (spin the wheel).

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When Jason Todd died, Tim took it upon himself to find a way to save Batman from his dark spiral of violence. Maybe if things had gone differently Tim would have offered himself up to take the Robin mantle and work alongside his hero. Unfortunately, Tim was too busy running his parents' company after the untimely death of his mother. But he knew how to be useful, and other opportunities presented themselves for him to do just that. He felt a little bad about helping to kidnap Damian, but decidedly less bad about helping Steph become a hero. He just hoped that his use wouldn't run out before getting to help his Robin.

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I'm glad people really seem to be enjoying Ahsoka so far, but for me the first two episodes did not really hit. There were aspects that I really liked like Lothal and the Loth cats and the music and all that jazz. However, the main thing not really clicking for me is Ahsoka herself? Like, I get she won't be the same as she was in TCW because she's not a snappy 15 year old anymore, but her betrayal feels too Stoic Jedi for me. She left the Jedi Order and realized its flaws but now she's a Jedi Knight with a padawan. When she first showed up in the Mandalorian I thought she would mostly be a badass force sensitive with lightsabers going around doing whatever and not a stoic and calm embodiment of what I first think of when I think "perfect Jedi". The Jedi Order was flawed and she should know that first hand, but it seems like most of the shows/movies we've had since TCW haven't really acknowledged that at all? IDK I'm probably overthinking it, but to me the very idea of Ahsoka taking a padawan and training her in the Jedi way that betrayed Ahsoka is strange. No hate to anyone that really likes the show, it just hasn't clicked for me yet. We're only two episodes in so there's a good chance a lot of this gets explained and I end up really liking it by the end. We will see.

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i’m obsessed with this how is it so well edited

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Star Wars - Anime Opening

by ForeverRed3000

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Take this quiz I just made to find out your ACTUAL godly parent 😌

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a lot of people (cowards) don’t like mint ice cream. i’m not one of them

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YOOOOO!!!!!!