#swhag
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they should've made lady dimitrescu older in my humble opinion bc I'm right at all times it would be cool as fuck to see a beautiful OLDER WOMAN serving absolute cunt in an re game (marguerite still reigning champion) and because i don't know what to make of her calling heisenberg a child.
#like it could be many things yea its mockery on what she thinks ab him but can you fucking imagine#she got cadoud at 44 what does thatvmake him. refuse to believe hed be turned younger than that unless#they physically age differtent which is possible#but no. like. listen. if hes#in his late 30s thatd be so funny but also impossible just to me. if he was a year younger than her thats also hilarious#speak iza#but literally in my mind alcinas way older not in a vampire way but just old woman. old woman *points#not as an insult shes a swhag#a sw ahgag#a#re
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kkittyyy i have a vice calledelague of legends i hate it so much but i cam't quit!!!!!!!! Swhag shodflvi do!!
Here's the deal, meow... smash yer computer (NOT in the weird way...) with a hammer, then throw yer phone in the river to get eaten by fishies and then I'll eat the fishies. Deal? Not like ya can refuse anyways, meow ☆
#purring around#ranfren kitty#kitty carpet#ranfren#randals friends#ask blog#carpet kitty#ranfren askblog#randal's friends#send asks#send anons
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I am not worth a thing
If it wasn’t for you
Little ray of sunshine
I would taken a sudden death
A long time ago
You illuminate the finger
On the trigger
And it just feels wrong
I’m not a worth a ounce
Of my own
Fucked up emotions
No, no
Just a gram of swhag weed
Oh my lord, good grief.
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everywhere i go bitches will be talking about succession and there are only 2 roads for me to take: go back to facebook or give in to peer pressure
#I KEEP SEEING THAT SLAPPING CLIP ON TWITTER ITJXDBSNJRRJJKF#AND OVER HERE PPL ARE TALKING ABOUT SHAREHOLD MEETING SWHAG THE FOK#😐😐😐😐😐😐#i do wanna know why cousin greg is cousin greg and not just greg tho.....#lext
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#uhhhhh I really am no poet and I’m really not good at expressing my feelings and thoughts properly into words but these screenshots made me#bawl literally SOMETNING about taking in every detail of him made me fall in love with him likejdkdjd the little bump on his nose his#plushand plump lips his bare cheeks his kissable and boopable nose his soft and warm eyes literally taking in every detail of this was#literally me falling deeper in love with him#me: TRYINF not to cry with people around me#he is so beautiful and I love him with everything and anything in me#awlexa plau I’m literally going to bawl looking at the second screen with my sisters in the same room as me#wahtabour t#the fact that I’m actually stable on my two damn feet looks at this when myheart feels like it’s shaking wish#nvm I’m baleinf#the second pic this is literally the best screenshot toexist#it lotlrucees like I’m holding my heartbimto tiny pieces like I can’t explain it how my heart feels#looks at the second bit and not only theonemy heart feels just as tight and heavy in my chest looking at the first one#I’m really crying with people around me this is where I am this is where I have Reached my peak#I know he’s fooling and playing around in this but this looks like those shots like before and after telling people they’re beautiful but no#rally see this is swhag I meant when I said I can’t express myself djdjdkjdd
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“Now is not the time to dramatically lay on the floor, Haggar.”
“Now is not the time to be a cranky old man, either.”
#haggar in sunglasses#listen#i know its been awhile#but i have an excuse#busy gal#but i got a few things headed your way if you'll continue being patient with me#got a few funny edits and maybe a lesson on the history of quintessence since y'all seem interested in that#i can have swhaggar teach you all basic astronomy and whatnot#but let me know what you guys are interested in#i'll try and make a ton this weekend since i'm actually free#i'll need ideas#thanks!!#peace out my little swhags
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i'll be fuckin you so hard, in the morning you'll be like [Bucky voice] who the hell is these other motherfuckers????
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I am one of the very few people who actually like their middle name
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When someone pushes the bell for there stop 2 inches away from the bus stop.
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Via @hestertainment on Instagram: WAY TO GO #WoodyHigh!!!!! #WolverinesKnow the #HighwayToHeinz #sWHag #6in12 :D
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