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sugarsnappeases · 5 months ago

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hiiiiiiiiiiii

#chappell roan #please enjoy my shitty quality imagery coxoxox #that was insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i am REELING #sweet baby jesus fucking christ

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puppppppppy · 7 months ago

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started stardew valley for the first time. born to remember villager likes and dislikes forced to immediately forget it the moment i take my eyes off thw wiki

#HELP. HEEEELPP <- THE FORGETTER #i have 18 different tabs open and im pretty sure half of them are duplicates. i have not made anything past 5000G i am so cooked #rn im at summer 11 ish?? i cant remember dates in real life either jesus christ GRIPPING THE COMMUNITY CALENDAR WITH MY BARE HANDS #my ass really went into this like “ill just take it easy and go into it blind so i get the newborn baby deer experience" completely ignoran #to the fact that i get anxious disappointing ppl and not having any background knowledge going into smth new. like a FOOL #also the walking speed is just slow enough to make me space out and forget where i was going and what i needed to do head in my hands #ive had to backtrack all over pelican town so many different times im in fucking adhd hell. resource management hell #im saying this like i hate it but its actually pretty fun and engaging when im not gripping my head trying to remember what i was doing #i got linus' 2 heart event and it made me whimper a little. LINUSSS LINUS I LIKE HIM. AND WILLY AND MARNIE THEYRE SO NICEYS #marnie kinda like.. reminds me of my friends mom even her face is pretty similar. shes sweet i like her. also willy calls me lad hes cool #i think im just gonna start a new save and NOT rely on the fucking mixed seed forages bc my ass was too stubborn to buy seeds #i just got sebastians 2 heart event too ughhh ive never had to work so hard for an emo boys approval. but it was satisfying #corn will fix me. its a replenishable summer-fall crop corn has to fucking fix me PLEASE #i also. made a stardew valley farmer. the one im playing as. their name is cosmo they have a backstory and everything im making #him a ref. his backstory is so fucking funny just wait #yapping #diary #puppy plays sdv

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autism-swagger · 1 year ago

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Can you imagine going back in time with knowledge that could save people's lives, not only failing but actively making things worse, and then going back to find out that not only is your entire life almost completely different, you don't even get to keep your name.

And you can't even tell anyone about it.

#Jamie my poor sweet baby Jamie :(#like yeah it's a happy ending but JESUS CHRIST I WOULD SOOO FUCKED UP FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE #SHE HAS AN ENTIRE NEW LIFE SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER OR KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT #well I guess she has Lauren and Amelia BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS #A N D SHE WASN'T SLEEPING THE ENTIRE TIME??????????#Jamie tag #horror tag #og fandom post tag #totally killer #jamie hughes

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frnkiebby · 1 year ago

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I MEAN~🎃

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littlegoldfinchh · 3 months ago

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my cousin might have given her 2 year old baby girl an eating disorder:)

#she has always been weird about the stuff the baby ate like she wasn't allowed to eat anything '''unhealthy'''#because she doesn't want the baby to be FAT:)))#so now the baby is in the hospital because she's having trouble ingesting stuff and has like basically no appetite ever #why is my entire fucking family fucked up in the head jesus christ #of course it's not proven yet but we cant help but think about this stuff since all she gives the baby is like apple slices and water #im so mad she's such a sweet baby and i dont want her to be sick:(#btw the baby is way too small for her age and still completely bald at 2 years old. definitely not because she didn't get enough nutrition #during the pregnancy (my cousin was heavily dieting the whole time) and after her birth (fucking apple slices)#like give me the baby i could raise her better

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n00dleb0yy · 1 year ago

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How u gonna listen to metal, but get mad that it's metal

#sleep token #yes this is abt brittany broski #i fucking love her and how vast her tastes are but #bro best band to get into metal for the vocals is probably tool/perfect circle #they never really get too heavy any i mean cmon maynard #as much of a dick as he can be #bros got the voice of an incubus #sleep token aint even that heavy either!!!#idk im just whining bc i dont want a genuinely good band get clout just for the sex appeal #and i hate gatekeeping #like idk it reads as taking metal to a kpop level #and the way their fans behave is just #jesus fucking christ #like i get it i unfortunately have fallen down that rabbit hole in high school but those poor ppl are being abused #and ur just funding those companies to abuse ur sweet babies #not to mentioned what happens to many idols after their required service #if yall actually cared abt these ppl u wouldnt be supporting this #how did a post abt sleep token and brittany broski come to a rant abt kpop lmao #brittany broski #kpop #edit: damn fuck brittany broski forreal :/

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wanoboywednesday · 10 months ago

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YOURE FUCKING JOKING THEY MADE S SNAKE WHITE???????

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS SHITTTTTT

#TOEI KILL YOURSELFFFFF!!!!#not really but Jesus Fucking Christ im going to hurl #my sweet baby angel what did they do to you #s snake im so sorry you dont deserve this

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nowendil · 5 months ago

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#sorry to vent post yet again the pms is pms-ing. i am ultimately in the end ok and this too shall pass etc #cw pet death #UNNA IS FINE no worries #i just. i just really miss Pulmu. my baby my sweet old lady. jesus fucking christ #i just. idk i still hold a lot of regret over her last months. i loved her so much I DID but no amount of love #and money and guilt and open mouth sobbing could make her not Old and Sick.#i just refused to see that because i wanted her to be alright so badly #i feel so bad about letting my feelings go over her comfort. i'm so sorry baby i shouldnt have hung on to you as long as i did #of i could change one thing about the whole of world's history it would be that. so you wouldnt have to die scared in a hospital #but i cant do that. i just have to live with the memory #usually i try not to be too hard on myself about it. first of all because beating myself up about it doesnt change anything #and also because i recognize that i was profoundly mentally ill about the whole thing. (not joking)#like i genuinely dont think i have ever felt and been worse than i did when Pulmu was old and sick. i wasnt thinking clearly.#i should have been but i wasnt.#it has been 1 year and about 8 months since her passing and still sometimes i dont know what the hell to do with all that grief #some days i'm completely fine and i can talk about her without problems. and some days i sob into my pillow feeling like i just got shot #ah well. nothing to it but to keep on trucking #i hope she's fine wherever she is.

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gwdihw · 1 year ago

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I was putting off the finale of Foundation til the ✨ right moment ✨

and tell me why that show put me through the seven stages of grief in ONE FUCKING EPISODE

#foundation season 2 #foundation apple tv #so Hari was dead AGAIN and now he’s not??#then Salvor FUCKING DIED?!#and Glawen was BLOWN UP #so Bel just like casually sacrificed himself #but GLAWEN WAS ALIVE IN THE VAULT THE WHOLE TIME #that’s some Romeo and Juliet shit right there #and Bel THREW CLEON XVII out of the AIR LOCK like Jesus Christ #and I don’t think I’ll ever emotionally recover from Demerzel killing Dusk like that man was a sweet bean who didn’t deserve it #and enjoiner rue is dead too kill me #and don’t get me STARTED on Dawn and Sareth running off together to have their little happy ever after with their baby I’m going to SCREAM #it’s what my little ray of sunshine deserved #and hober is dead too?!?!#but poly isn’t thank god #but hober!!!#I don’t trust these writers surely not bro #they killed the entire cast once just let us have one of them back #surely they can’t keep hober bel and salvor dead?#they’ll bring back one right?#right???#this show gives me fucking whiplash

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miloutic · 10 months ago

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guess who swore allegiance to strahd :) its lenore :) im not ok :)

#session was. BAD #curse of strahd #many fun character moments but also jesus fucking Christ #we rly had it all today: combat encounter‚ fun shenanigan solutions to problems‚ solid tense roleplay‚ political intrigue.......#romantic tropes talk‚ trauma response‚ flirting‚ crying (so much crying)#lenore baby boy martikov my sweet child you are a moron and an idiot

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villalunae · 1 year ago

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god rewatching her tragedy is such a touga kill yourself mood

#personal #utena #nanami you were soooo right for killing that cat. you were so right. you were always right you were ALWAYS RIGHT #baby girl ive gotta hold in my fucking arms my sweet little girl #im so like. ugh. baby girl #writing up questions for this episode is like. jesus christ. so hey remember the cat play from the initial nanami episode in the first arc #do you also remember the cow. do you also remember the tsuwabaki episode. DO YOU ALSO REMEMBER -#and the ''hey did you notice anything. anything sound familiar. hey so abt the elevator. hey so abt the statue. hey so --''#hate this show #hate it SO MUCH

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greeneyezblackheart · 2 years ago

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I was looking at your tags on that GNR picture and "christ on a bike" got me. I can't stop giggling

Lol. I got that from another mutual @daughter-of-aphrodite It made me giggle too, so I started using it. I also use ‘sweet baby Jesus’ a lot and ‘mother Mary of fuck’.

I know how sacrilegious I sound, don’t worry lol.

#i am a sacreligious bitch #christ on a bike #sweet baby jesus #mother mary of fuck #my friend c⚡️

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uc1wa · 1 year ago

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NOBODY WAS GONNA TELL ME IT WAS THAT EPISODE OF JJK TODAY??? OHH I HAVE WHIPLASH IM SO SAD :( the anime is moving too fast :’(

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onlyglass · 5 days ago

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i'm not afraid of bugs really but sometimes i see them and they just make me feel like i need to SCREAM. not because of fear. but lowkey because of stress. mostly big juicy bugs. like they're so cute but so fragile and you could pop it on accident and just kill it instantly and painfully and there'd be bug guts everywhere and you'd feel so guilty because they're so sweet and innocent and cute and good at living their lives and every single one is so so important and you could just take it all away in an instant even on accident. AND you'd be covered in disgusting bug guts. and i go thru that entire thought at rapid speeds every time i see a sweet fat bug and every single time i literally just feel so stressed and scared i want to SCREAM in horror and terror

#.txt #it seems just so easy to fuck up a bug on accident i can't i can't #i think this is why i also want to stay far the fuck away from most baby animals and humans too like jesus fucking christ it's near tortuous #that sphinx moth caterpillar post that's been going around has been making me lose my mind bc it's literally so cute and sweet and fat #BUT THE MANHANDLING MAKES ME LOSE MY MAAAARBLES #HIS CUTE LITTLE FEET😭😭😭 AND THE WAY HE THRASHES SCARES ME #what if he PUREES HIS BRAIN!!! STOP!!! FUCKING STOP PLEASE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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succubusvalentine · 15 days ago

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Butcher!Simon Riley watching you fuck up wagyu. CW : bad steak cooking. Fluff.

He’s trying to hold himself back, lovie. He swears it. But Jesus Christ you’re handling that Wagyu he procured horribly.

He felt his stomach twist as you didn't let it sit. Then it twisted even more as you over seasoned it.

"Baby, are you sure you don't want me to cook dinner?" Simon gritted out.

"No! No no, Si. You always work so hard" you reassure with that sweet smile that completely melted Simon into a puddle of goo.

Simon doubled his glass of whiskey as he watched you turn the heat up too high on the stovetop. But you looked so happy and proud of yourself as you burnt seared the wagyu.

After a while, Simon clutched his glass tightly as you cut the wagyu with the grain. Not against it.

You put the plate in front of Simon, and while the mash and roast vegetables were delicious. The wagyu...not so much. As soon as Simon took a bite, it was like trying to chew through a tire. You definitely overcooked it. And the seasoning was...well, it wasn't great.

"Good?" you asked hopefully.

"Absolutely delicious, lovie" Simon smiled. Lying through his God damn teeth. He couldn't bring himself to dampen how proud of yourself you were.

You sat across from Simon and cut into your steak, taking a bite, only to immediately grimace and force it down.

"Jesus Christ don't eat it" you grimace with a whine, taking Simon's plate as he chuckled. "Why didn't you tell me it was bad?!"

"You looked so proud of yourself, sweetheart. I didn't wanna make you pout"

"I am never touching wagyu again. You're making it next time...And we're ordering pizza"

Simon chuckled as you pouted, ordering the pizza as he pulled you into his lap. "It was a real sweet thought, lovie" he hummed as he rubbed your stomach, laughing again as you glare at him playfully.

But don't worry, the following night Simon made the best steak you'd ever eaten.

⛧°. ⋆𓌹♰𓌺⋆. °⛧

this was heavily self indulgent because I can make a mean mash potato, but any meats? I am HORRIBLE.

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lamentablequeen · 11 months ago

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save me gerard way.... gerard way save me... gerarddddddddd....

#this is about the song baby you're a haunted house #psych this is about EVERY song. but jesus fucking christ #we're GONNA stay in love somehow!!!!!#songs to add to my two song playlist of 'alpha couple energy despite not being mountain goats songs'#the other song being are you happy now by richard shindell #and i will say. baby youre a haunted house is a song that is like. sweet and uplifting to me #but in my heart so is southwood plantation road is the thing

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