#sweet 413

[yourlocalsaltyfish]

searching for a homestuck fangame

do any of yall know anything about this fangame called sweet 413? idk if it was popular back in the days i was super late to the fandom

[vamp1r1cjuggalo]

Happy homestuck day

[galaxywarp]

happy Homestuck day

[faelyynx]

Happy April 13th all ye who celebrate!

Made this really quickly for the momentus occasion

[sketchwizard]

hope everyone had a good 4/13!! now that the My Little Zinestuck zine is out, I'd like to officially share my contributions with you all!

my works ranged from sincere, well thought out designs, to silly ones i was forced strongly recommended encouraged to draw by certain anonymous wifely entities.

either way it was SUPER fun and everyone did an incredible job! it was such a thrill to work alongside so many talented artists, i'm forever grateful i got to join!!

[marlimeuw]

[glass0milkart]

Aw crap its cringe

[sbatj]

VICTIM 27st - johnny 5

god dammit

motherfucker thinks he’s alive

HE IS A TIN CAN, ROBOTS DON’T HAVE FEELINGS

also it looks like the dates are aligned again so happy 413 i guess

robots and other technology that DOESN’T HAVE FUCKING FEELINGS (theme of HOBaRT, metal head, brobot l-type)

msp(f)a running gags and in-jokes (the baby is you, sepulchritude, karkalicious)

electricity and malfunctions/errors (thunder, elec man, windows error remix)

people named john/johnny and the number 5 (johnny test theme song, showtime, mambo no. 5)

[homosfuck]

uhhhh idk

[caprinetalisman]

Happyyyy birthdayyy!!!!!!!!!!!

Yippiieeieiie!!!!!!! Ty!!!! :3

[cxffecoupx]

hyper/calm dynamics

seventeen × gn reader silly ot13, absolutely unserious warnings: none, only goofy svt word count: 413 author's notes: this was a very unserious thought that came to my mind😭 may or may not have been thought of while watching business proposal videos... might just end up making a 'silly svt series' where i do more of such stuff. also, although i mention the term 'gf' here, it's just for the presentation; i've tried my best to make it gn!! i hope you like it :)

hyper gf, calm bf seungcheol, wonwoo, woozi

aka sunshine and sunshine protector. this is such a funny thought in my head like i can see their partner being so bubbly and bouncy and the boys just stand by, smiling awkwardly. they're probably like, holding a leash thats connected to their s/o in order to keep them within sight. dont join in on their s/o's antics, but very supportive from the sidelines, probably silently cheering them up. they may not match their partner's energies, but never question their love for them.

calm gf, hyper bf junhui, seokmin, mingyu, chan

literally the opposite. the boys giving absolute second hand embarrassment while their s/o's just there like 'baby i'm not even here'. boyfriend who? but, during rare occasions, the partners might just match the boys' energies; it's hard to not have them rub off on you. the inverse of the previous sunshine and sunshine protector. partner looks at their bf like he hung up the stars and moon and the whole universe.

calm gf, calm bf jeonghan, minghao, hansol

they just exude this peaceful vibe yk. you could join them at any moment and just... exist. tea party vibes fr like some tea, sweet cookies, gentle gossiping. dont have much energy for extraordinary stuff. they're both just happy to be there, with each other. others might find them too underwhelming, but they understand each other well enough. their love language is gentle loving.

hyper gf, hyper bf soonyoung

CHAOS personified. trouble, trouble and trouble yet again. if you think you can control this couple, you're WRONG. horanghae and horanghae enthusiast. match each other's energy to a level that is genuinely concerning (and lowkey terrifying). they're so chaotic it even drains the energy out of others with them. the calm ones are just purely afraid of them. not to worry tho, they do it out of love and love only. hold so much love for each other and everyone else its cute🤧

option d: all of the above jisoo, seungkwan

cant really pinpoint what they'd be cause their energy is all over the place. one thing for sure though, their partners definitely match their freak. i can just see it. if they're calm, they're calm together. if they're chaotic, they rain hellfire on everyone else. everyone prays they remain peaceful because it's hard to manage them otherwise. but no one can say for sure. they could wake up one day and collectively choose violence.

[jasperhaleobsessed]

Hey, could you write either a headcanon, fanfic, or anything of the sort with the reader dating Jasper and meeting the Major for the first time?

If you need inspiration, here’s an idea: Maybe the reader puts themself in a dangerous situation after Jasper told them not to. Jasper turns into the major and gets really upset at them (not really upset, just scared that they could have gotten hurt). Reader gets scared and backs away from him and Jasper/Major realizes reader is hurt and immediately starts crying to comfort and help the reader?

Fear

Jasper Hale x reader

Summary: The reader puts herself in danger and causes the major to come out due to Jasper's fear but ends up scaring reader and they both comfort each other.

Notes: Hope you enjoy! This is gonna be a shorter fic than some of my others! Also this takes place during Eclipse.

Warnings: The major gets a bit mad but nothing bad happens practically all fluff 😊

Word count: 413

He waltzes towards you. You felt your heartbeat pick up. You were unsure what to think or what to say. What were you supposed to say “Hello Major I’m Jasper’s girlfriend.” Yeah no. 

Your POV

Jasper told you about him. About the major. You never thought you’d ever meet face to face. But today you are. The first thing you noticed was how different they were from each other. He stood straighter and held himself more like someone who works in military forces. You also noticed his voice was deeper and more rough than Jasper's smooth and calming voice. 

“Hello sweetheart, what do you think your doin’?” He eyed you suspiciously. He looked like he was trying to assess the situation or something similar to that. It made you feel a bit self conscious. 

You took a deep breath and tried to sound confident as you said, “I was just trying to understand the situation and that’s why I came.” You explained. You hoped he saw how that was rational and reasoned to you it felt that way but you were unsure if he’d feel the same way. 

And you were right. He did not see it that way. “Really?” He said sarcastically. 

You inched closer, hoping to reason with him. “Like I said, I just want to understand how your family and the wolves will take down the newborn army. I’m worried that’s all.” 

You saw Anger and fear in his dark eyes. But that didn’t ease your fear as he said, “You're trying to get yourself killed!” He yelled. You back away, you feel shivers run up your spine. You knew he was scared but you couldn’t help but feel scared as well. You looked away from him and shrinked away. The major looked horrified as he cradled your face. If he could cry he would be right now.

He kept whispering “I’m sorry I’m so sorry.” You whisper. You wrap your hands around him and hug him tightly.

“Don’t. It’s okay.” He was initially shocked that you hugged him but returned it. He held onto you softly trying not to hurt you.

After a few hours Jasper was back and he apologized profusely. You whispered only sweet nothings and you did everything you could to ease his worries.

“You’ve done nothing wrong, it's okay. You're both okay.” You leaned in and pressed a quick peck on his lips and pulled away and smiled softly at him. He smiled back at you caressing your face and you wrapped him up in a warm and loving hug.

The End

[khruschevshoe]

Give a hand to those in the Lokius fandom once again experiencing the sweet, sweet taste of queerbait in the year of our lord 2023. Join the queliot Fandom for peaches-and-plums margaritas in room 413, the destiel fandom for beers in room 1518, the supercorp fandom for flaming shots in the penthouse, and the Johnlock Fandom in the nonexistent basement for graduated-cylinder-champagne flutes!

Once you're drunk enough, we're burning down Disney hq at noon tomorrow-

[pbnbucks]

ughhh girly pop just give it to us😫

word count : 413

warnings : player x player, smut, swearing, cum play if u squint

summary : short pazzi smut.

she holds paiges right leg up to her waist with her right hand as her left hand rubs sweet circles over her clit in front of the long mirror showing every curve and every inch of paiges body pleasing azzi with the view.

“oh look at that baby” as paige squirts all on azzis fingers making her cry from all the pleasure your experiencing.

“tell me how good i make you feel baby” she begs as she continues to finger fuck paige riding out her high.

“feels so good baby” azzi just kisses her neck in response “you need to put that pretty little mouth to use and be a good girl okay?” paige nods her head as azzi drops her leg from out of her grip letting it fall onto the floor as azzi pulls her thong off letting out a groan from feeling the cold air hit her slick folds as she lays her back on the edge of the bed spreading legs open as paige wastes no time and licks soft kitten licks on her clit earning a seductive moan from the gorgeous brunette that is under her.

“paige stop teasing” she grabs the blondes head and pulls her closer to her wet cunt causing as much friction as possible that she can get as she grinds onto the blonde, paige laughs from the girl’s desperation causing azzi to cry out as she feels the girls every move she makes.

paige puts her 2 finger combo to work as she continues to lick up her slit while hitting her g spot, she feels the girl get tight around her fingers signaling how close she is.

“you gonna cum all over my fingers pretty?” paige speaks as she spits on her already wet cunt before rubbing fast circles with her thumb as she continues fingering her.

“yesyesyes im so fucking close” paige brings her hand up for azzi to hold as she releases all over paiges fingers “yes ma just like that your doing so good pretty girl” she helps azzi ride out her high as she goes up to place a kiss on azzis lips only for azzi to swerve her head earning a side eye from the blonde

“my cums all over your chin im not kissing you.” she rolls her eyes “so youll swallow my cum but not your own?”

“paige shut up you cant seriously be mad” she pouts “just say you dont want to kiss me”

kids tell your dad thank you😞

[shirpowbra]

Happy (late) 413 lmao

It's been a while since I've done any fanart ever since my hiatus so here you go, a blast from the past lmao

Oh fanart I've missed you so.

Never thought I'd be drawing homestuck again, but I'll take anything since making fanart is how I unwind and man did I need that

(No I have not and will not read the sequel, sorry fans. But I will still keep on watch for new hiveswap stuff)

Hopefully I've improved, granted the kiss still looks wonky but that's because I wanted to capture the sweet vibe of the old one haha. Plus, it's been awhile since I've done a redraw of an old piece.

This is done in 2019 btw

[sbatj]

It’s time to make The Choice.