#swedenfacts

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Sweden Fun Facts!

Approximately 57% of Sweden is forested.

Sweden is the fifth largest country in Europe.

There are about 300 000 – 400 000 moose roaming freely in the woods.

First country to ban smacking - Since 1979 it’s forbidden to smack your children.

The only country in the world where donations stand for more than 1% of the GDP.

Swedes have 480 paid parental days.

Gay Relationships have been legalized since 1944.

There are 95 700 lakes in the country.

Sweden became the first country in the world to allow transgender people to legally change their sex, as well as providing free hormone therapy. Sweden decided in February 2022 to halt hormone therapy for minors except in very rare cases.

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[eddermaneme]

svenske tilstande, idiom

Direct translation Swedish situations

Pronunciation [ˈsvɛn.sgə ˈtel.sdan.n̩]

Meaning Like things are in Sweden. Always negative and something to be avoided. Often concerning immigration, feminism and equality.

Use “Jeg synes vi nærmer os svenske tilstande her i Danmark. Her i går så jeg en gruppe kvinder med tørklæde. Jeg kender dem ikke, så jeg kan med sikkerhed fastslå at de er blevet tvunget i tørklæde af deres mænd! Føj!” “I think we are going towards Swedish situations in Denmark. Yesterday I saw a group of women with head scarfs. I don’t know them and therefore I’m able to determine, without doubt, that they are forced to wear scarfs by their husbands! Yuck!”

(This example do not express the author of this post’s own opinion)

[assassinsmusical]

cockpit is a great word because it almost contains the word dick twice

[kissmetae]

Swedish commentator @ Denmark: HEJA DANMARK!

Swedish commentator @ Norway: Good luck to Norway unless they're better than us.

Swedish commentator @ Finland: HEJA FINLAND!

[xinsey]

förlåt men jag tänker på det här minst två gånger per dag

[fulsvensk]

Sean Spicer är Amerikas Kent Ekeroth

[punk-asskid]

englishmen: nip it in the bud

swedes: smOTHER IT IN IT’S CRIB

[midvinterfrost]

“Loan 5000 - 500 000 kr without security”

verkar legit...

[nissapew]

Rules: tag 9 people you’d like to know better

i was tagged by @crisana-hurricanes  thanks for tagging 💜💜 and I'm late cause I'm a mess

top 10 songs/pieces I can’t stop listening to:

1. No brainer by Ashnikko

2. Go by Rizha

3. I follow rivers by Lykke Li (yeees it's crisana missing hours)

4. Friends by Chase atlantic

5. Karma police by Radiohead

6. Bigger then us by White Lies

7. Stay away by Nirvana

8. Vudú by W caps

9. Blush by Rizha (she's just a friend dad and I mean I lost the bus she tucked me in her BED it stucks in my head like holy shit)

10. The flame by Valerie Deniz and Brice Davoli

favourite colours: I'm obsessed with black, purple and burgundy.

favourite ships: I have watched about 90 TVshows and each can contain at least one otp sooo it's really hard. But most powerful to me are crisana, malec, swanqueen, sterek (it's classic) annndd I forgot all my ships ooops

lipstick or chapstick: lipstick forever. I used to hate all stuff on my lips it was wet and uncomfortable and I was using lipgloss which is definitely not my type so now I'm married to burgundy lipstick (I have about 20 lipsticks in the same color)

last movie: Booksmart. I was glad that it has wlw relationships but the whole movie is so awkward and I can't watch someone doing awkward things cause It makes me feel so uncomfortable.

currently reading: I'm reading Big Little Lies by Liane Moriarty in English and I, Claudius by Robert Graves in Russian (I'm Ukrainian)

tag:  @useless-swedenfacts @zitrolena @coynefish @bloodtiesss @5hmakesmegay @camsin @joyfulpicklealmondhairdo

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älskar din blog! kände mig så tom när useless-swedenfacts försvann men nu när du är här känns det bra igen. har verkligen saknat svenska memes på tumblr

Kul att höra att du tycker om min blogg <3 <3

Borde antagligen reblogga en del av useless-swedenfacts memes också för att hedra mina föregångare

[catsnuggler]

Shout out to @tsukino-png and @useless-swedenfacts (I hope this gets to you, I know you aren't active anymore) for that post we were all on years ago. It's a good post

[mishaesque]

The swedish word “blod” is pronounced the way “blood” looks like it should be pronounced and vice versa

[realkaijuhavecurves]

Feeling when entering a store - Swedish version

Espresso House: what is the Matrix Coop: Guilt ICA: flashes of your childhood, now lost along with those glass bottles of soda IKEA: dissociation.. meatballs Body Shop: persecution H&M: you are but a vessel of flesh governed by base impulses Rituals: suspicion Åhléns: a distinct lack of any emotion whatsoever Clas Ohlson: hubris Systembolaget: euphoria

(Inspired by this post: http://insomniac-arrest.tumblr.com/post/155963207402/feeling-when-entering-a-store)

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Hej, var i fan finns svenskspråkig nätten? I tumblr alla svenska tagger är full av ångest. Var kan man läsa dumma memear och sant på svenska?

halloj! haha det är fan sant, svenska tumblr suger förutom typ @useless-swedenfacts men dom postar inte längre. kolla på 1337likes på instagram, resten finns typ på dåliga facebook sidor och 10 år gamla youtube videos x x x good luck on your journey