#swapfell purple headcanons

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

opinion on the dadmare headcanons? to what extent do they apply in your view of things? are other sanses aware?

personally think it's just slowly according small things ,, like calming one of the crew during a breakdown when he technically doesnt gain anything from it. allowing them free days to mess around

- ☆ (guess i'm the star anon now lmao!!)

Hello again ☆!

I feel like Dadmare and Toxicmare are kinda two in one.

Like there's some days where NM wants to chill out and let his goblins do whatever they want, and there's days where he's the ruthless leader we angst lovers like to imagine.

And, when it comes to the boys with their boss and how it affects them...

Killer : Killer and Nightmare's relationship is odd.

Killer is the king's slave right hand man. He's at Nightmare's beck-and-call, allowing the man to do what he pleases with Killer.

This can heavily affect people outside of their relationship, like Killer's s/o for example.. Say Nightmare was having a good day, and so he let's Killer do whatever his little soul desires, which includes being around s/o. Then, the next day, Nightmare is not having it, and almost kills roughs up Killer, letting the skeleton limp home after to lay in s/o's arms, not saying a thing to their worried pleas for him to tell them something.

Killer's day relies on Nightmare's mood. Like, monkey says, monkey do, y'know? S/o would also be used against Killer more than once.

The night, after Nightmare threatened Killer by saying he'd eliminate the new "distraction" and make sure he'd watch him do it, Killer would hold s/o so tightly to sleep that they felt like they could barely breathe because of it.

He's scared of Nightmare, but he can't escape now. He's way too far in now.

Dust : Dust tends to ignore the man most of the time, as Nightmare has attempted to trick and bribe the skeleton in so many ways.

The only reason why Dust still listens to Nightmare is to have an outlet. Something to spend his extra magic on, give his LV a reason.

Dust is not scared of Nightmare, but he listens, obeys, like a good dog. He even holds pity for the king.

Nightmare has little use of Dust, but it's not uncommon for him to call upon the insanity of the cold-blooded killer.

Oak : Yeah... that's a toughie. It was originally so Oak could feed his people, and keep them safe from other threats.

But... they aren't in the underground anymore. His family and friends have access to food now. Good food. He doesn't need Nightmare's help anymore.

And Nightmare was salty about it at first, but eventually gave in and let Oak go. As long as Oak sends in some cakes every now and then.

That's all for the boys that worked for him, but is anyone else aware of him?

Aware : Cobalt, Red, Willow, Cherry, Error, Sans, Moon, Crow, Dove

Suspicious : Wine, Honey, Edge, Rus

Blissfully unaware or chooses to ignore it : Papyrus, Coffee, Pup, Nox, Sun

Even then, Nightmare himself is a strange being. Suspicious or not, he only shows himself to certain people.

Good luck getting him to appear for you though.

[vrnicky]

Finally... I present thee

All Jobs!

Sans- college teacher, science

Papyrus- carpenter (hobby) and architect

Blue- cop

Miere- muffet's bakery cashier

Rojo- mechanic

Cap/tain- chef and also culinary teacher

Orion- works in the planetarium but is also a sustitute teacher

Perseo- cop

Atlas- waiter in different restaurants

Orbit- secretary of the boss of the casino

Meteor- writes books, hides his image tho

Sirius- police officer

Zen- works in a restaurant, he makes the meals

Max- works in a restaurant, he makes the dessert

Odiseo- mechanic but more in the area of fixing bikes for people with disabilities

Hator- from home translator

Loan- works in the same restaurant as Zen and Max, he makes the meals

Nayer- works in the same restaurant as Zen and Max, he makes the desserts.

Azrael- library’s receptionist and translator

Deus- owner of the library, also the one to organize everything, books from his universe

Angelus- vet

Daimon- not a vet but works with Angelus, calming the pets

Astarte- blacksmith

Morpheo- cashier in a coffee shop

Bonnie- works in a casino, either guard or with paperwork

Clyde- doesn't have a main job in the casino

Shark- hitman

Gorilla- matón/bruiser

Patrone- security guard of the casino

Chief- head of the casino along the royals

Devonte- informant to the royals

Sargent- security guard of Iron, ex-mafia member

Wine- makes clothes, often in Black's store but makes his own designs

Coffee/Cofi- freelance artist, webtoon artist

Berry- lawyer

Money- candle maker

Black- manager of fashion store, mind behind the designs

Slim- fashion store, jewelry

Edan- daycare

Hans- animal shelter

Butcher- works at an antique shop as an employee by a nice old lady

Twister- doesn't work

Disco- dance studio, teaching kpop sometimes (forced)

Tango- dance studio, teacher of more traditional dances

Swing- waiter in a cafeteria

Regga- works in a dance school and as a DJ in the weekends

Caramel- owner of a bakery

Sweet- waiter or Caramel’s bakery

Vino- full-time model

Cappuccino- full-time artist, sometimes anonymous modeling

Lur- owner of the market in the farm district

Farren- he harvest everything for the market while also taking care of his animals

Vega- mailman of the neighborhood and carpenter

Carrot- beekeeper

Nicte- foreman

Balam- horse tamer but also a furtive hunter

Garo- forestry and floriculture

Bosco- woodcutter

Sugar- vet

Cherry- doctor

Lemon- dog herd

Lime- soil and plant scientist

CC- agricultural engineer

PJ- winemaker

Gent- General surgeon

Lupin- college teacher, physicist

Aloe- head of the department of chemistry

Lion- mathematician

Cempa/súchil- Quantum control, annealing and computing. Mathematician.

Velvet- Fashion and interior design (hobby). Nature preserve ranger.

Allen- flower shop

Bliss- freelance painter

Nolan- in the police as a detective

Eros- model

Phew, long text

[skeletonlvr22]

to see the mess you've made - Chapter 10 - Something Good

When Coffee was small, still in stripes with his thumb in his mouth, he would get the overwhelming urge to run away. He can't recall why, really. Despite knowing the rules that his mother had given him, one day, he ran. His brother ended up finding him an hour later, sobbing silently as he wandered, lost, in the snowy woods surrounding Snowdin. Wine, barely a teenager at the time, had dragged him back home.

The feeling never dissipated, though. If anything, it worsened. And growing up underground, there isn't really anywhere to run, anyway.

On the day of his mother's remembrance ceremony, when he was 10, the itch got worse. Yet, he didn't run and let it simmer as he stood, empty, next to his brother, staring down at the urn.

Over the next few hundred years, as Coffee grew older, the itch never went away. When the resets started, the itch got unbearable. Yet, with nowhere to run, stuck in that damned cave, he remained.

Then, he and his brother were sucked into a different universe. A kinder universe. One where Wine wasn't Captain, Coffee wasn't a soldier, and the sun was in the sky. And with the sun hung freely in the sky, Coffee suddenly had everywhere to run.

---

Or: Coffee acquires a bus, a brochure, and a reason to leave Ebott so, naturally, he does. Maybe he'll find something more beyond cavern walls, universal mishaps, and his brother's suffocating reach.

[skeleton-mischief]

do you have any soulmate au headcanons for any characters? Maybe for powder if you do? 🥺

Also do have you a Kofi or anything for tips?

Oh I sure do! I have plenty, but with such a kind request for Powder, I can write some down here while I'm working on a writing for Stretch! As a treat, I'll even add two other Sanses teehee

And no, I do not, simply because it's never occurred to me! Maybe one day, but I honestly love just having people interacting and asking things like this! It makes me happy and motivates me. Please keep asking questions if you have them, they just make my day twice as better. Enjoy the headcanons below!! :-))

Powder:

- He wasn't sure what it was when he first met you, but he was quick to detect that you were someone he wanted to befriend.

- His guard is lowered in your presence, and he's content with this information. After all, you're just so...good to be around

- He is a bit more protective of you than he realizes, especially when he sees you talking with someone that he doesn't like

- Every small, minuscule touch you give is something that sends jolts through him, and it excites him. He tends to even find ways just to feel contact with you

- He doesn't notice how shy and nervous he gets around you, but when it's pointed out he'll act like it's nonsense. He's just so giddy around you and shy, his confidence wavers in your presence

- Please, if you're stressed about something, he'll handle it for you. He wants to take care of you, pamper you even with words of affirmation. No one as wonderful as you should feel incompetent or bad about something when you simply need someone to support you

- He's oblivious to how he feels for most of the time up until he realizes that he likes you, but he won't take initiative since he doesn't want to scare you or ruin anything. He won't even mention soulmates to you, let alone comment on things that could imply that he's thinking about you romantically

Carmine:

- He's very in tune with his emotions and when he felt that first wave of attraction, he thought that something was wrong with him. His soul just tugged right against his ribcage and he knew something was off

- He's more guarded around you because he doesn't like losing control of his emotions, and he tends to keep his distance at first since that's his biggest defense. However, when you are around? His stress feels lighter and his body feels fuzzy

- He's the quickest to be defensive for you about something, protective to the degree he is with Rus. His soul tells him that it can trust what you say, and he's willing to listen to his soul on the matter. Even if he throws quick quips at someone, he'll intimidate them in order to make someone not bother you anymore

- He's already standoffish about touch, but the first time your hand placed itself on his shoulder in consolation and concern, that feeling was there again and he feels nervous about how addicting the sensation is. He won't ever pull away, but he won't initiate it and he gets more unsure when it's not just the two of you

- He wants to know more about you, try to figure out why he feels so good around you. He's so oblivious even if he's one of the quickest to detect that you clearly have a sway on him and his emotions. He won't bring up soulmates to you, but it's something he analyzes so hard about

Razz:

- Like Powder, he's going to find ways to stop you from getting overworked. He'll scold you if you push yourself too hard and he'll finish tasks for you even if you insist that you can do it yourself. He's capable and subconsciously he feels that he should show you that fact as a way to let you rely on him more

- He felt disoriented when meeting you, as if you were a balm to the chaos of his soul and mind. He always falters in your presence and you have the ability to suddenly get him to listen

- He made it obvious he wanted to be around you, going so far as to outright shove the other Sanses in order to get closer

- A touch from you is a breath within his nonexistent lungs. Not quite a jolt, but something that feels cold and warm all at once. He's addicted to it, and he's much more open about touching you when he can and when you allow it. He's almost needy

- He's been made fun of for being on his best behavior when you're around, but he was quick to realize why he feels this way around you. He's not as obsessive about why he feels a certain way in comparison to Carmine, even if he denies it for awhile, and so he's able to guess that you're...his. This is why he wants to be good for you

- He will be outright nasty to anyone that bothers you, confronting them and demanding that they apologize. You don't deserve that treatment, and he's going to make them see that

- He's definitely the jealous type, but he gets embarrassed about it since he already struggles with how he feels so much for you. He won't ever confess his feelings unless you coax it out of him, and even then he's frustrated with himself. Still, he'll apologize if he sees that he's upsetting you. He's not the best at it, but he'll try. For you.

[notjllyfsh]

I need the utmv fandom talk more about how Black (my nickname for Swapfell Sans, btw) has like- Black marks under his eyesockets?? /nm

I don't even know what are they supposed to be, but they look cool asf 😞😞

(Art belongs to @/kkhoppang (they deleted their account)

[petrichoricarus]

It Was a Translation, Not a Confession (petty imagines #1)

this one’s for all the bilingual/polyglot bitchez out there:

[Y/N is good friends with him, but he’s crushing, hard. So is she]

You’re working on your laptop with him sitting right beside you. He’s listening to music through his headphones. There’s a comfortable quiet between the two of you. Then, all of a sudden, he lifts up one of the earpieces and turns to you. 

“What does [______] mean?” He asks curiously. 

You finish typing something out and glance up at him as you respond. “I love you,” you tell him, without much thought behind your words. 

If it was... :

Sans: “uhh... right. that’s--” He seems to want to look anywhere but you. “i’ll uh. i’ll just use google next time. you--don’t wanna distract you from work,” he chuckles nervously.

“Hey! I’m a way better translator than google, are you kidding me?” 

“yeah no, you’re pretty--pretty handy! but i got it.” The more he explains himself, the less sense he makes, and the more strained his attempts get. Now that the topic’s come up, though... Unfortunately, the way you just casually toss up a date suggestion for the both of you seems to have broken him entirely. The chronically unflappable skeleton is at a loss: a stunned, blue-flushed, blank slate. A glitch in the matrix. This is a win, right...?

Papyrus: “YOU--YOU WHAT? ME? I--WOW. AHEM. WELL, I--”

There’s a lot of flustered rambling you can’t bear to interrupt, despite your face growing exponentially hotter. After much external monologuing, he eventually comes to the very solid conclusion that that it is extremely flattering to be the object of your affections and that okay, potentially, possibly, yes he does seem to have the most curiously strong affection for you as well, and maybe, no, surely, the only solution to all of this chaos is to fix it by promptly going on a date. After your work, of course. You don’t even bother correcting him. The date goes beautifully.

Red: “...and what does [___] mean?” 

You hum thoughtfully, looking back up at him again to answer. “Basically, let’s fu--”

You cut yourself off before you can finish the accidental proposition, blushing hard. “I’m going to punch you.”

“‘s that what it means? huh. what were ya gonna say b‘fore that, though?”

Edge: “.......H-HMPH. WELL. IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU REALIZED.”

“Wait, what--”

“I FORGIVE YOU FOR TAKING SO LONG. I SUPPOSE WE CAN’T ALWAYS BE IN TUNE WITH OUR EMOTIONS. I... I AM VERY FOND OF YOUR COMPANY AS WELL. MORE THAN MOST.”

You flush a deep red as Edge pats your head with affectionate stiffness. That’s not a misunderstanding you even want fixed, at this point. Continuing work has never been more difficult.

Blue: “[_____________],” he responds, with perfect pronunciation. You gape at him. Was he always.... Fluent? Either way, you definitely can’t go back to work, not after you’ve just been enthusiastically confessed to like it’s any other day. Blue seems content to flip his headphones back on and gives you such a beaming smile that you can’t help but splutter at the audacity. You can’t just--What just happened?

Stretch: “and with you as well... comrade.” 

You blink at him. He blinks at you. A lot of blinking ensues. Something about the distinctly chill nature of the skeleton is off this time, disturbed like a ripple in a pond. Work’s hard to focus on when you feel like he keeps glancing over. You can’t catch him in the act, though, so...

Slate: “......thanks.” He seems satisfied. You go back to work until he asks again. He’s forgotten what it means--you should probably remind him a few more times. And then a few more times after that, too. 

Basil: “I LOVE YOU TOO!”

“What? No, I--No--” This panicked backtracking is really not helping your case.

“NO..?” Oh my god. You can’t just leave him looking at you like a kicked puppy.

“I mean--yes!!! Yes, I.. I love you.” 

And that’s that. Leave it to Basil to melt through your defenses with pure affection. 

Wild: “NO!” 

You jerk back from your laptop, startled. “What the fuck, Wild?”

The misunderstandings get worse from there. It’s really only resolved when he sets up his perfect confession to you later to make up for the ill-timed, inadvertent one. Whew! His plans were nearly ruined. Good fast thinking.

Cash: “we haven’t even had our first date yet.”

“Har har, very funny,” you retort, rolling your eyes.

“so this friday, then.”

???

“our first date. grillby’s. i’ll pick you up at 4.”

???????????????????

“fine, fine, you’re really pullin’ my femur here, but... it’s on me.”

“I, I, that, okay, but--Cash, what th--”

“perfect. don’t stay up too late thinking of me, babe.”

..............You’ll try your best, you guess..?

[popatochisssp]

Hi Poppy!! Ilu Poppy! No pressure to answer quickly but I was wondering if we could get a random headcanon for Vi or Hunter? MWAH

Vi (Swapfell Fruition Sans) has a bit of a sweet-tooth, more than any of his other counterparts. Cookies are a favorite, gingersnaps especially—don’t leave him unsupervised around a gingerbread house in any stage of completion during the Gyftmas season, he is very likely to try and stealth a piece and you can only pray it won’t have been a load-bearing one. He won’t even have the decency to own up to it either, what a mystery, what a shame, maybe pivot to some kind of gingerbread pyramid instead of the house, we have to do the best we can with what we have… 😔

Hunter (Swapfell Fruition Papyrus) tends to change the color of his eye-lights a lot. His most natural is dark purple or white, but he can flip to any color of the rainbow without much effort, and probably will on a whim or if he’s trying to convey a certain impression of himself to others. Color theory’s a thing and subconscious or not, when he approaches with bright baby-blues or verdant greens or lustful reds people do respond differently—and he takes full advantage of that. ;)

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

may i have some headcanons? S/O is a big big fan of "strange" animals, specifically bugs and fish, and enjoys going on hikes and swimming to find different species. how would the skeletons react? for ut papyrus, us bros, uf sans, sfp papyrus, fsr papyrus, and fsg papyrus, please! (can you tell i really like the papyri lmao)

if the above is too long of a prompt, how would the above skeletons react to an S/O who has bug terrariums?

I love bugs and have known to catch moths and spiders when my family is too scared of them(I've also caught and released mice but that's a story for another time). Also, the Papyri are the best, they're just so cute, no matter the AU 🤭.

Papyrus : Oh! So you want him to go bonkers! He can deal with fish(after all, he's best friend with one), he can deal with cats and dogs and everything else, but bugs? Why's it got to be bugs? You can gently push him into a weird-animal-loving perspective by showing him the pretty moths and playful lizards, but good luck getting him to hold a spider or a millipede.

Cobalt : Woah, those are so cool! Can he hold one? He seems interested at first... until he feels their little legs trailing up his bones. With all of those tiny feet speeding up his arm and latching onto him for balance, Blue is instantly disinterested. He'll love them from afar.

Honey : He likes taking you places to go find said animals, even if he naps in the car the whole time. Hey, Y/N, go place a bug on his chest. Cue the loud screeching followed by falling out of the car.

Red : Surprisingly, he's more into it than you, which is odd because usually he only acts like it even though he's scared of his shadow half of the time. He points out lizards that were too quick for your eye, camouflaged bugs hiding in trees, and the odd fish out in the water.

Rus : Lizards, insects, spiders?! You're almost perfect for him! Even though he's usually too lazy to pick his fatass up off his bed or the couch- if you tell him you're going hunting for little guys, he's on your heels. He wants to go, please? His hands grab your shirt everytime he notices you going near the door while holding a small container. Where are you going, s/o? He's wants to come too.

Pup + Coffee : Unless it has four legs and is fluffy, Pup wants nothing to do with it. I'm sorry, but he's not the best fit for this one, and neither is Coffee. Coffee is more willing to let your stickbug hang out on his finger, but Pup freaks out at the sight of a ladybug or a butterfly. For someone who's supposed to be your scary guard dog, Pup sure is a wuss.

As for the terrariums, almost all of them would be chill with them. Until you ask where Fluffy the tarantula went, the sound of a skeleton freaking out over your 8-legged friend being somewhere in the house. Whether the worry is for themselves or the spider, that's for you to figure out.

[vrnicky]

What are some non-verbal ways your guys would show affectionate/say "I love you" to their S/O's?

Y'know what? Let's do the swap guys!

Blue: his non-verbal way to say I love you is always getting your favorite food when he comes from work! He might not have time to actually cook for your but he will always find time to get you food.

Miere: resting his chin on your head, yes, he is somewhat really cuddly but when he rests his chin on your head it means "remember I love you"! He gets quite shy when saying it so that specific action helps him.

Black: getting you some cute rocks! It means a lot to him gifting stuff he finds and that reminds him of you. Sometimes he will grab the rests of some gems from his brother to gave them to you.

Slim: making you flower crowns. Mostly if it's made by your favorite flowers! And even more important if he made some for himself, matching flower crowns!!! Any flower like stuff that he gives you means "I love you".

Edan: always getting you a small candy from the daycare. It may be small but that means he really wants to give you something when he's back from work even if it's just a small detail. He really means it! He tries hard to find your favorite.

Hans: spending lots of time with you, and teaching you how to play his favorite videogames. And not just playing with you, actually teaching you how to do it! That means he cares a lot about you because if you were someone else, he would kill you instantly lol.

Berry: letting you see him during his stress and rage attacks, he doesn't like being weak infront of people he cares about so when he finally lets you comfort him during those moments. Man, he loves you a lot and would die for you, probably.

Money: buying you something, anything, food, fast food, candy, clothes, jewelry. Just anything small you really liked the other day, has appeared under your pillow when you went to take a nap. He's sensitive with money so spending with you means he loves you!

Wine: letting you wear his scarf and gloves, this is really important to him so letting you wear those things really mean "I trust you with something that means a lot to me" and you will get heart eyelights when he sees you with them.

Cofi: leaving you cute doodles on your stuff on post-its. Small and cute but means he misses you and loves you!! Also holding pinkies, not the whole hand, just the pinkies <3.

Butcher: calling you a pet name, he isn't very used to using pet names since on his underground it meant weakness. If he lets you use a pet name on him or use one on you, know that he really loves you.

Twister: letting you touch his skull, he's very sensitive about his fangs and dual-colored eyelights so when he finally lets you hold his cheek or pet his heads, it means he has trust you enough.

[skeletonlvr22]

and i kept runnin' for a soft place to fall - Chapter 5 - Something Good

When Coffee was small, still in stripes with his thumb in his mouth, he would get the overwhelming urge to run away. He can't recall why, really. Despite knowing the rules that his mother had given him, one day, he ran. His brother ended up finding him an hour later, sobbing silently as he wandered, lost, in the snowy woods surrounding Snowdin. Wine, barely a teenager at the time, had dragged him back home.

The feeling never dissipated, though. If anything, it worsened. And growing up underground, there isn't really anywhere to run, anyway.

On the day of his mother's remembrance ceremony, when he was 10, the itch got worse. Yet, he didn't run and let it simmer as he stood, empty, next to his brother, staring down at the urn.

Over the next few hundred years, as Coffee grew older, the itch never went away. When the resets started, the itch got unbearable. Yet, with nowhere to run, stuck in that damned cave, he remained.

Then, he and his brother were sucked into a different universe. A kinder universe. One where Wine wasn't Captain, Coffee wasn't a soldier, and the sun was in the sky. And with the sun hung freely in the sky, Coffee suddenly had everywhere to run.

---

Or: Coffee acquires a bus, a brochure, and a reason to leave Ebott so, naturally, he does. Maybe he'll find something more beyond cavern walls, universal mishaps, and his brother's suffocating reach.

[skeleton-mischief]

Solar Eclipse

How would each skeleton react to a Solar Eclipse? Especially if the other skeletons and you were around? Well, let's see. To note, this does not include the Fellswap!G brothers but it does include tale, fell, swap, horror, and both swapfells. There is even a surprise for one more at the end ;)

Vanilla: He would be one of the few to know about what a solar eclipse is in the first place. He wanted to show the others a rare sight, and he even provided glasses for the others. He would find it neat, and as he sipped on a glass of lemonade, he noticed Cyperus holding your hand. He finds it cute and winks at you playfully, raising his glass. He doesn't mind that you're occupied, especially since he can occupy his time teasing Red. He enjoys seeing how everyone is reacting, even if some of them were dragged to participate

Cyperus: He panicked when he was told that the sun was going to disappear. At first, he grabbed Pitch and shook him, shouting about the end of all light. Of course, it was you who had to grab him and reassure him. He would turn to look at Vanilla for confirmation, but he'd end up relaxing. He gets a little nervous, and he would ask if you'd let him hold your hand when it happens. He would find your presence comforting, especially since his anxiety would make him unsure. He would be thankful, though. The moment he finds himself in awe, he shakes you with excitement before pointing at it and shouting about how cool it is

Powder: He would have learned about it because Stretch was rambling about it when they were underground. Stretch has a love for planets, and it would make him happy to know that his brother gets to finally see one. He would provide drinks for everyone, organizing everything. He'd take you aside for a moment and ask if you'd help make sure the others aren't losing their shit. He mentions that Saint will most likely be the most nervous about it. He admits that he plans to make sure the others have a good time, even if he has to drag some of the others out. He finds the solar eclipse to be... beautiful, even if he was a little flustered seeing how pretty you looked when you gazed upon the sky. He gets teased a bit, especially by Razz, but he responds by elbowing his ribcage, muttering for him to shut up. The two end up getting a bit argumentative, but it's less intense since Carmine smacks Razz's skull and Powder tries to prevent further fighting

Stretch: He's the MOST excited out of everyone. Instead of stars being his special interest like Vanilla, it would be planets. He would be rambling to you about it and even get Cash and Rus to be excited. He's a little embarrassed when he catches himself, but seeing that you don't mind would make him all sappy. He's the first to be up on the roof, sitting next to Rus and you. He would press his arm against you, nudging you a bit as he asks if you're ready. He would be mumbling to himself about the sight, in awe. You can't help but find it...endearing. It's funny though when he and Rus start fangirling, the two getting distracted as they catch Cash getting excited

Red: Like Vanilla, he heard about it before. He's a little unsure of how to feel, but he tries to act indifferent. He sort of gets flustered though when Vanilla messes with him about how the tough guy seems to feel unsure. Seeing you all excited would make him a little soft, especially since he rarely gets to see you look this way. He'd sort of wrap an arm around you before the event, pulling you close as he teases you a bit. "well, even if this doesn't mean too much to me, I'm glad to see you enjoying yourself sweetheart," During the solar eclipse, he'll steal a few glances your way, even if he tells Vanilla to shut up when hes caught. He's not that affected, no. He also looks at Pitch throughout, and he kinda chuckles to himself to see his brother actually in awe about something so openly. Vanilla gets him to admit that he's also excited, earning him a playful elbowing as the two are more focused on how the others are reacting

Pitch: He didn't want to admit it, but he also was kind of panicked about the solar eclipse. He didn't know what everyone meant, and he sort of starts to check on everyone's safety. He goes to you at some point and points a phalange your way. "YOU. YOU'RE....OKAY WITH THIS?? THE SUN IS GOING MISSING, IS THIS JUST FINE WITH YOU????" He's confused if anything, even if his voice is as rough as it is. You laugh a bit before moving his gloved hand away. He tries to hide how the action makes him pause, and he listens to what you're saying when you explain it to him. He takes a moment, and then he pulls his hand away with a "HMPH. I SEE. .....WELL! THANK YOU." and he nods his head at you with his frown, but it's less intense. You don't miss the way his shoulders loosen, but you don't comment on it. He sort of stands awkwardly, and speaks up finally. ".... DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS, OKAY..?" It clicks at that moment that he was too shy to ask the others about it. You nod, and in turn he straightens up and awkwardly bows slightly before he struts away. He scolds Rus and Cash when they're all on the roof, especially since they didn't put on their glasses at first. However, his focus is on Lunar. He asked you about the eclipse for his own sake, and secretly Lunar's as well. He doesn't let anyone see Lunar's hand clinging onto his sleeve, not even commenting on it. He wants to act collected, but he's just as nervous. When it happens though, it's.... actually fascinating. He doesn't even notice how his jaw is agape, his eyelight smaller. This was new, but...he is less nervous about it now.

Saint: Oh fuck, he's not having a good time at first. After everything underground before he was pulled to Vanilla's world?? He's having an awful time, even if it's explained to him. It's not from a lack of knowledge, but rather the fear of what could happen and the fear of that darkness. He was just getting used to the Sun. In front of the others though, he's silent and acts like he's not internally freaking out. He can't help that his hand starts scratching at his eye socket, or how his eyes are pinned on the sky as he's up on the roof before the others. He's fidgeting, and he doesn't even realize it. When you're free from Cyperus since he's excitedly talking to the others, you see him. Scooting over to him, he flinches when he feels your hand gently grabbing his own. You pry his clawed phalanges away from his eye socket, holding it as you quietly look at him. Your hands are soft and warm as you smile before muttering, "Hey, it's okay." He just kind of stares, silent as his eyelight slowly starts to dilate. Before you realize it, he pulls you to sit directly between his legs. You can hear the slight shift of his skull as he rests his jaw against your shoulder, and only then does he feel content. He grumbles a bit as you go, but only a bit as he hesitates. He suspects where you're going, and decides to focus on the berries as he bashes Carmine and Razz's skull. He threatens them with a grin to behave or go inside, especially since Powder was so nice as to get everyone comfortable. The rest of the time they're up there, he's talking to Powder and being all friendly

Lunar: He doesn't intend to be so nervous about something like this, but he didn't realize how much the solar eclipse was going to make him nervous. He was a lot more reserved, his hands fidgeting with his scarf. It was Pitch who noticed, and it was him who asked what was wrong after dinnertime. He's cleaning the dishes as Lunar dries them and puts them away on the rack, the two not looking at one another as he admits the truth. Pitch doesn't judge him, even going so far as to offer his company during the event. Lunar is grateful, which has him asking Pitch if he can hug him. Pitch mumbles with reluctance, before dramatically agreeing. He opens his arms and says "FINE. BUT JUST THIS O-" He's stopped when he feels the gentleness of Lunar's hug. He hesitates before slowly wrapping his arms around him in return, the two sharing a private moment as Lunar thanks him. At the eclipse, he's subtly messing with Pitch's sleeve, a little nervous. He's happy to see that you and Saint are getting along, he knows that his brother was also nervous. Pitch ends up distracting him until the two start talking. Lunar admits that the eclipse is...less uncomfortable in the company of a friend

Carmine: He was the only other one to help Powder organize the event on the roof. He knows that Rus secretly admired space and overall planets, so he wanted things to be set up nicely. He kind of just watches during the eclipse until he intervenes with Razz and Powder. When he and Razz started arguing, he only knocked it off when Saint came on over. Begrudgingly, he and Razz sit aside and are snippy towards one another. He asks Razz if he's happy for Cash when he realizes I'm their silence that he's watching him. Razz asks defensively why, but Carmine decides to take the step and answer. "BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I AM HAPPY FOR MY BROTHER, AND THAT MUST MEAN THE SAME FOR YOU." .....Razz doesn't answer for a bit. However, the two seem to reach a quiet and temporary peace as the two finish their conversation about their brothers. At least it's something they can agree on.

Rus: He wanted to deny that he was excited about the eclipse, or at least refrain himself. After all, he doesn't want to look like a dork. When Stretch is so open about it though, Rus ends up getting excited as well. He was a bit more open to it before, but now he and Stretch are actively rambling about how cool it is. It took him and Stretch by surprise when they asked him what he thought and Cash accidentally sounded excited with his eyelight flickering to something akin to an orange tint. They catch him and they gang up on him, getting him to join as he tries to play it off and act cool. He has fun, and he even was able to ask you before you went to Saint if you're doing okay. He seems to be occupied though, and he notices you have a plan in mind when you gesture subtly to Saint

Razz: He found it to secretly be something he'd enjoy, but he originally acted like it was something he went to out of obligation. He started teasing Powder, ended up getting in an argument with Carmine involved, and then was threatened by Saint. He isn't having too much fun until everything actually goes out. His eyelights find Cash, and as he's called out for staring, it's only then that he and Carmine can sit in silence. He's more happy about Cash enjoying this, even if he thinks that the solar eclipse is so fascinating.

Cash: He can't admit that this is something he actually is super excited for. He can't do it, he will look like a dumbass! A soft one at that!!! He acted like he only went because everyone else was, but he planned to go even if everyone didn't. He got caught though, and he didn't intend for it. When this happened, he couldn't be left alone. Augh!! He saw that you noticed and got even more nervous, especially when he begged for you to save him from the other two. You teased him before feeding him to the wolves. How cruel you are!!! He even tried to slip away out of secret embarrassment, but Rus and Stretch won him over. .....He ended up geeking out with the other two

..................

You left the rooftop, your glasses in hand as you asked Vanilla for a spare before leaving. You didn't forget about him, even if he declined the other's offer to go. It took you a minute to find him, but he was in the backyard having a smoke. He either didn't see you or he did see you but didn't acknowledge you when you approached. "Dust?" You called, only knowing that he heard you when he tilted his head in your direction. You couldn't see his face properly, but you knew he was listening as he pulled his cigarette away from where his teeth would be. "I brought you some glasses for the solar eclipse. I didn't think you wanted to join because everyone was going to be up there, so I came down here!" You explained, handing him a pair as he took it from your hand. He observed it for a moment, before he tilted his head back up at you without a word. You hated how you couldn't tell what he was thinking, or at least how he felt when you couldn't see his expression. You felt your feet shifting against the dirt beneath you, slowly swaying your weight from one side to the other. He somehow ended up being the one to make you the most nervous, other than Saint. You took a step back, your eyes suddenly finding the area surrounding the two of you to be more interesting to look at. "Uhm, yeah! So...so I'm suspecting maybe I was wrong? I get it if.....get it if you don't want to see it, I just thought of you and didn't want you to feel....feel excluded." You repeated yourself as you stumbled over your words a few times, silently cursing yourself since you only did this when you were anxious. Fuck your stupid insecurities. You flinched suddenly when you felt smoke hit your face, your eyes widening a fraction as you were startled. He had leaned forward and now was only an inch away from your face, his phalanges hooking around his cigarette before he extinguished it against the stone statue beside the two of you. He still said nothing, but you figured as much that he was more attentive than before. You swallowed back a yelp, of course, you weren't some child. Up this close, you could see them. His eyelights, a soft purple and blue bleeding together with a dash of red. They were...pretty, at least when you didn't think about what each color meant. You could slightly see the outline of his teeth, and how they offered a smile that you weren't used to seeing as his eyelights caused a faint glow. "...Thank you. You really are an...angel." He muttered, his voice smooth and yet slightly raspy, like black charcoal mixed with honey. You couldn't help but feel your breath feel irregular as you involuntarily smiled, taking an extra step back as you straightened up. He tilted his head to the side, but did not say anything else. You heard the sincerity in his voice, that faint softness that he only seemed to have occasionally. You cleared your throat before speaking again. "Of course-! Hah...uhm, thanks. I'm- I'm going back inside now. I hope you enjoy the uh- eclipse!" You didn't even allow yourself to face the embarrassment of how your cheeks flushed against your will at his proximity or how his voice sounded so pleasant to the ears. You didn't see his response, or his smile as he thought to himself... Cute.

[verdanabdit]

Tag masterpost & Info

First and foremost: To try to get around Tumblr's auto-flagging system that would get me shadowbanned, I'll be censoring all d☆rty words, and all mentions of the terms SS/FF/WW and NN/SS/FF/WW will be substituted with the rot13 equivalents "FSJ" and "AFSJ". FSJ and AFSJ will have separate tags because I personally prefer being able to filter out the h☆rny sometimes. I won't be using the labels feature because that'd just be telling on myself. Besides, this is fontcest; if you're in for a penny, you're in for a pound. I don't use nicknames for AUs very often, so mind the tags to figure out which I'm talking about. (Sometimes it's vaguely either-or)

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I'm reposting things from my Tw☆tter because Tw☆tter is constantly on the verge of collapse, and I got frustrated with how difficult it was to find other peoples' posts on Tw☆tter. I wanted to be able to easily find their prompts, imagines, daydreams, etc. but it's pretty impossible once an account has like 20,000 tweets. So I wanted to collect all of mine in one place, since it's what I would have wanted others to do too. (Let it be encouragement, maybe? I want to read all your fontcest thoughts.)

I would just move here from Tw☆tter, but Tumblr banned the you-know-what in 2018 and all the real activity is on Tw☆tter. If the ban never happened, I would have never left Tumblr in the first place. And they're never going to un-ban it. But because I'm not posting AFSJ in a visual medium, I should be alright to post here at least.

If any of my silly little thoughts inspire you, please use them. I can't write much, so they'll do nothing but sit here. If the same prompt inspires more than one person… then let there be as many cakes as everyone wants to bake! No credit necessary, but appreciated.

Even if something isn't tagged as vaguecest, do feel free to switch names around or whatever to imagine your AU of choice if the prompt seems like it could fit them, too. I actually struggle a bit with some classic fontcest prompts because I feel like it might fit more than one.

I don't think anyone here would really want to talk to me, but if you ever send me a message and I don't reply for a long time, you can probably safely assume that Tumblr ate it or shadowbanned me, so I never actually received the messages. You can send anon messages on c☆riouscat or message me on Tw☆tter. I use the same name everywhere, so those pages are pretty easy to find. (I won't be linking to them because Tumblr doesn't like external links.)

(Last minute addition: I can't reblog certain art without getting my blog flagged, but I can like whatever posts I want, so here's a link to my likes which is basically all the art I would have wanted to reblog.)

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Please remember to always tag your pairings and content properly so everyone can either find the things they like, or avoid the things that upset them.

(I have blocked all pairing tags that aren't same-universe brother pairs. Please don't intentionally show me any iterations of the skeletons paired with someone who isn't their brother. I am a weenie whose dumb heart hurts to see their OTPs with other people.)

[verdanabditbackup]

Tag masterpost & Info

First and foremost: To try to get around Tumblr's auto-flagging system that would get me shadowbanned, I'll be censoring all d☆rty words, and all mentions of the terms SS/FF/WW and NN/SS/FF/WW will be substituted with the rot13 equivalents "FSJ" and "AFSJ". FSJ and AFSJ will have separate tags because I personally prefer being able to filter out the h☆rny sometimes. I don't use nicknames for AUs very often, so mind the tags to figure out which I'm talking about. (Sometimes it's vaguely either-or)

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Pairings

All of these are same-universe brother/brother inc☆st. Please block me and the tags if they trouble you.

If any give the result "Page cannot be found", it probably means that I just haven't posted anything with that tag yet, rather than the hotlink being broken.

Undertale (All)

Undertale (FSJ)

Undertale (AFSJ)

Underfell (All)

Underfell (FSJ)

Underfell (AFSJ)

Underswap (All)

Underswap (FSJ)

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Swapfell Purple (All)

Swapfell Purple (FSJ)

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Fellswap Gold (All)

Fellswap Gold (FSJ)

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Horrortale (All)

Horrortale (FSJ)

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Underlust (All)

Underlust (FSJ)

Underlust (AFSJ)

G (All) (? Whatever it is where Sans and Papyrus have fused with Gaster?)

G (FSJ)

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Vague pairing (All) (Vague enough that it could be any of the above, usually referring to them as energetic brother/lazy brother. Will still be tagged as fontcest for visibility.)

Vague pairing (FSJ)

Vague pairing (AFSJ)

Pairing traits Separated into both character specific and personality specific for your tastes! I know the latter half aren't grammatically correct but I don't want to disrupt the grammatically correct tags. These are mostly for avoiding the ones you don't like, as they aren't in use on FSJ posts or posts where it doesn't specify who has what role.

Dom Sans

Sub Sans

Dom Papyrus

Sub Papyrus

Dom Lazy

Sub Lazy

Dom Energetic

Sub Energetic

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Open prompt / Imagine (All)

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I'm reposting things from my Twitter because Twitter is constantly on the verge of collapse, and I got frustrated with how difficult it was to find other peoples' posts on Twitter. I wanted to be able to easily find their prompts, imagines, daydreams, etc. but it's pretty impossible once an account has like 20,000 tweets. So I wanted to collect all of mine in one place, since it's what I would have wanted others to do too. (Let it be encouragement, maybe? I want to read all your fontcest thoughts.)

I would just move here from Twitter, but Tumblr banned the you-know-what in 2018 and all the real activity is on Twitter. If the ban never happened, I would have never left Tumblr in the first place. And they're never going to un-ban it. But because I'm not posting AFSJ in a visual medium, I should be alright to post here at least.

If any of my silly little thoughts inspire you, please use them. I can't write much, so they'll do nothing but sit here. If the same prompt inspires more than one person… then let there be as many cakes as everyone wants to bake! No credit necessary, but appreciated.

I don't think anyone here would really want to talk to me, but if you ever send me a message and I don't reply for a long time, you can probably safely assume that Tumblr ate it or shadowbanned me, so I never actually received the messages. You can send anon messages on curiouscat, or message me on Twitter. I use the same name everywhere, so if Twitter goes under, I'll still be easy enough to find.

[sillygoofyqueer]

AFTER AN ACCIDENTAL SLIP OF MY FINGER, I POSTED THE RESPONSE TO AN ASK FROM @/veigascc WITHOUT FINISHING. SO. UH. THE ASK WAS ALONG THE LINES OF: 'Have you ever thought about having Cross as Hercules? And what Greek gods would Fell sans and Swapfell (purple) Sans be?' First of all, thank you so much for sending this ask in, I really appreciate you showing an interest in my headcanons! Anyway, onto the good stuff: - Until you mentioned it, I didn't really think of Hercules (Heracles in Greek mythology) as a potential for Cross seeing as he is most famously known for being a Greek hero more than a God. But, through some further research, I've learned that Heracles actually did become a minor God after his death, and now I do believe that Cross would make a great Heracles, based on the fact that they both (in my opinion) have had to face a great many trials just because they are alive and wish to stay that way. Heracles was hated by Hera because he was a son of Zeus and evidence of one of Zeus' many affairs, and Cross has to fight back against X-Gaster because he wishes to be his own person and is going against the path meant for him - which is very poetical. The fact that Heracles was once driven into a state of madness that was induced by Hera and killed his family in that state kind of reminds me of how Cross ends up killing almost everyone in Xtale in timeline X after everyone turns against him and he realises what the X-event demands in the comic. Of course, they both realise what they've done and hide in different ways (Heracles being tricked into performing the 12 labours to repent for his 'sin', and Cross still trying to convince himself that his world is still there, despite the fact that it's clearly not). So, I think Cross would make a really good Heracles, the only issue is I think I'd need more development of Heracles as a god to want to fully switch up my headcanons. - Fell Sans as a God was a difficult thing for me to discern due to the fandom's perception of him compared to the canon perception of him, but I think he is best linked to the Greek goddess of death, misery and sadness, Achlys. I know, how joyful, lmao. I believe this because in canon, Fell is presented as an emotionally broken guy who was attacked by Asgore to the point where his magic (or powers) are uncontrollable. In all honesty, he seems like someone who radiates misery even with his façade of a sarcastic guy who doesn't care about anything - shown through self-deprecating jokes and a lack of regard for his own safety. So, linking him to the goddess of misery makes a lot of sense to me, because she is presented as someone who radiates misery and hopelessness, said to be the 'mist that fogs or blinds mortal eyes', often in death. I could take a more violent approach to Fell's characterisation due to the nature of his actual AU, but I find this much more interesting to think about. - Swapfell Sans was also super hard to characterise as a god - mainly because there's so little information about his canonical personality, which makes it hard to link him to a Greek God. However, I have learned enough about him to know that he's like Swap, but he's much more violent and reckless, so the idea of excited, frenzied violence, if you will. So, after some research, I can link him to the Greek Goddess of violence - Hybris (also spelt Hubris). There isn't much about her, but she was quite literally known as the personification of violence and reckless pride; she can be linked to Swapfell through the idea that he is so reckless and sure of himself that he will attack anyone and he is seen as feared by those in Snowdin. He shows no concern of violence and also seems to revel in it, much like Hybris! I would love to elaborate on this more, but due to the lack of information on both of them, this is the best I've got right now. I hope this was interesting for you to read!!! (you can find what is basically a masterpost of this headcanon series here)

[pokegalla]

heyo! Could you do an x reader (headcanons perfered) with a reader who plays professional volleyball? Im talkn' reader with lots of muscles and thick thighs if you can, with a real tomboy additude. You can decide who it is with. Sfw please! Be safe, wear your seat belt and drink water!!! :D

Thank you! And oh ho ho I’m gonna have FUN with this one-

Any Papyrus/Sans x Professional VolleyballPlayer!Reader

Papyrus:

* WOWIE!!! Why are you so cool?!

* Seriously he is impressed by your physique and sees the sport as excellent training.

* You can definitely count him in on trying it out. Might not get it right away but teach him the ropes and you’ll have an awesome partner!

* He’s definitely getting matching uniforms-

Red:

* He SEEMS like he doesn’t care but he does get very impressed with your focus and quick reactions

* He likes watching….(nah he’s not checking out your muscles everytime they tighten or your bottom whenever you jump….what?! You’re the one in the tight shorts!!!) You tease him for it but he always makes a comeback that’s sure to make you blush

* You guys banter on who would win. Him being the asshole would bet that his magic could beat you any day. Get ready for an epic volleyball game with magic! (He always holds back)

Stretch:

* Finds it pretty cool. Doesn’t mind watching.

* Practice or tournaments, he always attends. Even if he falls asleep at a certain point during training, he always wants to be there to cheer you on.

* Let’s you bench press him. (At first it surprised him but he got pretty comfortable with it)

* He subtly checks you out when you wear your uniform. When you catch him, he throws in a little flirt.

Ink:

* Omg the amount of questions. He is curious as he’s seen volleyball before but never learned the rules

* PLEASE teach him before he batters up the ball with Broomie. (He’s adorable but he can be a doofus. And that’s me being nice-)

* He likes drawing you while you spike a ball. You just look so cool!!!

* He can’t always make it to your tournaments but makes it up. Usually by giving you special gifts or taking you to your favorite food place.

Rus:

* Tries his best to understand how the game works. He still struggles however (poor sweetheart tries his best)

* Best supporter. Brings any necessities like water bottles, snacks, towels, after every training regimen. Also attends tournaments. Hell you sore? He’ll even massage you!

* Gets extremely flustered but he loves your physique. He can’t deny that. It’s more obvious during massages (*ahem* you can guess what I mean by that-)

* Worries a lot. You can get injuries! He’s the best damn nurse though. Just be sure to reassure him that you’re ok!

Cross:

* At first he was confused as heck on what you were doing. After explaining he was still confused. Just hit a ball back to back? He can try.

* He hits it WAY too hard. He’s like one of those kids who always keeps getting the ball stuck on impossibly high ceilings.

* Y’all make fun bets on it though. “I’ll give you a crate of chocolate bars if you manage to strike the ball in that vent up there.” “Bet-“

* Man his whole face is a plum when you wear that uniform. Your muscles, your thighs, your bottom….he swears he can’t look you in the eyes especially with all the 18+ thoughts in his mind (he definitely feeling the sins crawl up his back.)

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Saw from another ask ya fine with being spammed, LETS GO (^o^)/

An ask for UT!, US!, UF!, HT! and FSP! this time (*ゝω･*)

Reaction them leaving the room while S/O and sibling and coming back later to see them arguing and wrestling

Its not serious and very lighthearted, so it is a very funny sight to see them cursing at one another (　-∀・)

Bro just described my whole childhood in a couple words

Also, sorry for taking so long to write anything, I keep getting sick💀

Sans : The sound of you two falling off the couch is what woke him up, followed by laughing and rolling around. He's just squinting at you both, still trying to blink himself awake.

Papyrus : He leaves you alone for TWO SECONDS and you're already causing chaos. You troublesome creature, he uses blue magic to lift you both back onto the couch and sit down. Dinner will be done soon, now quit being fussy and watch MTT until he's done.

Cobalt : He doesn't acknowledge it. If he ignores it, it'll eventually stop... but that only lasts so long until someone throws a pillow at him. Honey comes home to feathers all over the living room and you three have an all out war. He'll be at Asgore's place when y'all get to your senses.

Honey : Just don't try to mess with him and you're good. Why? Because this snoring lad had to grow up with ruthless Snowdin kids that liked to have snowball fights and wrestling matches behind Muffet's(then being Mrs & Mr Poppet's). Though, he wouldn't try anything too extreme, just blanket burritos until you stop screaming.

Red : He just wanted to grab some mustard, what the fuck is going on. He almost pulled you both apart until he heard giggling in-between half-asses insults, then he just took up the rest of the room on the couch and watched you both.

Edge : This is fine. He watches both of you, amused by your pathetic little puppy fight. If things look like they're calming down, he says something that gets y'all stirred up again.

Oak : What... he just stares, confused. What are you two doing?? He lifts you up from your sibling, leaving you dangling and looking at both of you confused. When, and if, you explain what's going on, he just puts you back down to continue wrestling. Go ahead, he ain't gonna stop you.

Willow : He pulled you both apart, holding you guys in the air and scolding you like someone would their kitten. Sorry guys, but Willow is old and tired, he doesn't want to listen to you both argue. If you want to wrestle, there's a whole front yard/farm you can both play in.

Nox : He from time-to-time will nudge one of you with his foot if he feels you're getting to close to where he's sitting, but overall doesn't interfere. He thinks you both are funny. You could be a little bit more quiet though.

Rus : Ehhhh, yeah no. He plops onto both of you, trapping you under him. Rus looks light but he's a tall skeleton wearing a heavy coat, so he weighs you both down well enough.