#swankmann

[umbraticstickerz]

I drew Mortimer and my husba- COUGH I MEAN Lankmann

Don't ask about the doodles around Mortimer they're just random shit I drew half awake for fun and at least one of them to be funny.

Bonus thing under cut

No clue how else to even show this

Creature I made but yeah. Mortimer Clyde fusion thing I made whilst sleep deprived. Why does it exist? No clue. Context behind it? Literally none I just thought it would be funny. Lore? Idfk y'all can decide on that if you want idk 😭

Trying to do this when Mortimer has very little in the way of colours was a genuine nightmare to colour this fuck brw

[brew-berry-a-trash-artist]

Little guys

[redleaderdemon]

Possible TOEH!Swankmann Design?

Someone suggested a fox which I liked. Decided to go a bit further with a kitsune

Also doodled a thing for him. I like how he looks so far? Gonna sleep on it before making a digital version uwu

[blackkat15]

Bestie I'm gonna need a chart to understand what you mean

This will probably confuse you more but here you go

[akheku]

also i swapped Lankmann's and Swankmann's colours. Originals:

[illegallyexisting]

didnt feel like taking pictures of the drawings in my sketchbook so here is the singular one drawing of $wankmann in ibis

[shattered-lazuli]

Help, some put the Loaded Disk on Lankmann-

[themysterioustaria]

School doodle dump :]

[arkaix]

Chat: evil cat swankmann is not real he cannot hurt you Evil cat Swankmann:

Introducing THE SWANKMANN!~

Introducing the Swankmann, a new addition to Troupe of Eldritch Horrors. A member of the Freakshow as well as the one who sells all TOEH merchandise!

!!MONEY!!

[crystal46uwu]

Art fight attack for @redleaderdemon :3

[brew-berry-a-trash-artist]

Bread guy but it’s swankmann surrounded by the Clyde plushy

[joyflameball]

The dynamic between Lankmann and Pastra makes me laugh my ass off every time I rewitness it. Like they're divorced but also they're married but also they're enemies but also they're best friends but also Lankmann will just let people hijack Pastra's videos casually (fnaf ruin, iron lung, hello neighbor) but also they watch movies together but also Pastra is technically Lankmann's landlord but also Lankmann is a being who can and has put Pastra in The Torture Labyrinth but also Lankmann is susceptible to gun but also Lankmann/The Swankmann has turned Pastra into a marketable plushie. Like Lankmann and Pastra's dynamic is so incomprehensible and I cannot understand it in the slightest all I know is I'm entertained

[doodle-girl]

I literally fucking said this last night and drew these on the whiteboard next to some of Persona’s art anndnkdkenejuekr

Human/DOAI Swankmann, everyone 👍

I made some doai themed shirts for funsies. I feel like I could make more but I’m kinda out of ideas as of now.

[blackkat15]

opinion on swankmann?

I feel like he would sell my organs on the black market.

[shattered-lazuli]

Some random Lankmann headcanons!!

(cuz I've posted these a while ago on twt, so might as well share them here)

I am so incredibly normal about him <3

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He wouldn't really be a dog nor a cat person, he'd be a lizard person. If he was to have one as pet, it'd be a chameleon

He doesn't like suits (why? cuz it's ironic lol)

He cannot handle spicy food, his limit is fucking black pepper

Since his head is literally an empty hole, he uses it to hide stuff he steals, like snacks, pens or whatever else from Pastra

He analizes the hell out of stories, be it books, movies or whatever, and he loves symbolism

I don't think he's aware of Swankmann's existence. He'll essencially blackout, Swank will do whatever he gotta do for the buck, and Lankmann will just wake up confused on what even happened

His favorite song is Ruler of Everything

He's got a deep hatred for Phil after he destroyed the wall, but he can't actually show it, so he just acts really passive-agressive with him

He doesn't have a favorite type of game, but he hates rhythm games (look at his hands)

He probably giggles and kicks his feet when he sees fanart of himself

WILL WOOD FAN (DR. SUNSHINE IS LITERALLU HI-

Lankmann is really annoying with cleaning. On one hand, he doesn't ruin the house as a roommate. On the other, he'll bother you about a single dirty plate in the sink

Mf sleeps once a week, but whenever he does, you will not wake up his ass, he actually looks dead

He'll go to fast-food places at the most ungodly hours to eat and chat with the cashiers. Both him and the minimun-wage workers rant about their landlords lol

He probably feels a bit self conscious about his height. Like, in the videos, he makes himself look like this big creature, when he's 5'5"

He's actually ordered a Clyde plushie, his purposes are unknown

Lankmann absolutely would fall for updog and deez nuts jokes

That's all I got. If you actually read this whole thing, wow

[troupe-of-eldritch-horrors]

Where do you guys sleep? Do you have your pwn rooms or do you just sleep in a big cuddle puddle like cats?

???: Clyde and Winfrey snuggle at night. Alex is usually close by.

???: Klaus sleeps in a shitty blanket fort. Jack needs their beauty sleep.

???: Flock's very insistent about sleeping by Simon's side.

???: Swankmann never sleeps.

???: Ever.

???: Lankmann and Mortimer have beds.

???: I do wonder why you're curious, though... Very interesting...