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kurikorso · 2 months
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wanted a ref for Oliver's coloration! the cursed feathers are black until he summons fire, when the magic etched into them reveals itself
pls click for high quality :]
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keeps-ache · 1 year
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overgrowth and languor
[recommended you click and zoom] (alt versions below)
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emdotcom · 2 years
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Shout out specifically to that twitter artist that posted ingussy art maybe a month after PLA released o7
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cathalbravecog · 5 months
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this was gonna be my april 1st piece, but well, let's just say, i went a little overboard...! and now this is my most detailed art piece i've ever done ! i love the high roller you guys
more alt versions under cut! also i highly suggest you click and zoom in for Details
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this entire piece was a whole adventure. i had to redraw the wallpaper because going into the fight april 1st made me learn OOPS! they changed it! and then i added detail. and aw fuck i can't leave THIS without detail. so i added more detail!
and i added more detail!
and i did this and that!
and uhmm yeah this basically took on and off all month to do and is genuinely my biggest piece i've ever done </3 in total this probably toon, genuinely, 2-3 days in total hours to finish. i am a bit slow with things so yeah. i am very proud of this and plan to use the version without HR in it as a background for things ^^.
also, the background was traced over a vrchat screenshot! only the lines, though, all the coloring is done myself! i've fooled people with THE BACKGROUND being a screenshot already so no, the coloring and shading is all done by me. just the lines were traced and altered in some places. this below is the reference screenshot! and also the sketch
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so much back pain so much wrist pain so much forgotten food but also only sheer unbroken love and dedication to our dearest roller guy. you get me. IM making this a big deal bc to me it is a big deal and i am very proud of myself. i may not like a 100% how i drew hr in this but... it's still Very Swag
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hueberryshortcake · 2 months
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crawling out of the void to present a rare
HUEBERRY SHORTCAKE DUCK COMIC REACTION
this week it's DANGEROUS DISGUISE which is one of my favorites so you know i had to roll up. let's get going
so this comic was written in the middle of 1950 and is about spies. what else happened in 1950? THIS GUY. pause for hatred:
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[for the non-americans because i don't know how common this information is: joseph mccarthy gave a speech in early 1950 that leveraged post-war anxieties about the soviet union's influence on countries weakened by the devastation to turn americans against each other by claiming that secret communist spies were infiltrating the US government. he made up most of this information but it sparked another Red Scare where everyone was particularly afraid of spies and stuff. birth of the cia etc. this has been an off-the-cuff history lesson by caoimhin]
okay anyway so we start out with the ducks having been banished to europe because they were annoying uncle scrooge too much. this is after barks realized that having a rich guy as a plot device to let the ducks explore was, comment dit-on, awesome. so that's Interesting Barks History Fact Number 1. donald says "i wish uncle scrooge would get mad at us more often" . swag
Interesting Barks History Fact Number 2: homeboy got in trouble for having too many humans in this comic. in fact i believe that the duck family are the only non-humans in this one. after this he tends to stick to his "vaguely dog-humanoid things" strategy when he doesn't feel like coming up with unique animal designs. i approve of this because it means i get to go full sonofmegavolt humina humina at some of the women he drew. outside of disney early in his career barks drew some quite racy stuff btw. insert wolf whistle here. ANYWAY.
we get some "gee whiz uncle donald do you think any of these cool europeans are spies" from the boys to which he's like "whatEVER" and theHOLD ON HOLD ON WHA
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HIIIIIIII
ok im focused.
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i lied. donald gets it
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these panels are fire. i just want to take a moment to appreciate this for being hella violent. there's like six guns in one panel guys. everyone say thank you carl. huge fan of cloakan dagger, what a great name.
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LMAOOOOO
and here she is. my beautiful wife madame triple x. i mean who. who is that. well we can tell she's french because of. she talks like that. everyone point and laugh at the french people. anyway madame xxx looks incredibly sexy and says "it's fine for me to read this message there's nobody around except for those three little boys digging in the sand" which is her first mistake because as we learn time and time again they're. well they're Like That. also when she thinks to herself she loses the accent which i did not pick up on initially because im silly
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he's just like me guys
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this made me shriek sorry dude just appeared
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i KNOW barks was giggling and kicking his feet when he wrote this
at which point huey throws a grown man off a bridge. huey kill count 1
and would you LOOK WHO'S BACK
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madame triple x are you free on thursday because i am free on thursday when i am free
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how long was this guy just sitting there
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"i'm just a girl lol"
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bro you are two inches tall
NO DONALD NOOOO HE FELL ASLEEP ON THE TRAIN TRACKS NO DONALD HE CAN'T HEAR US HE HAS AIR PODS IN
you see it's FUNNY because the FRENCH PEOPLE went on STRIKE
"STOP THAT TRAIN IT'S RUNNING AWAY"
"sorry dude im on strike"
omg. see it's donald but you can tell he's spanish because he has black hair
next the triplets trap donaldo el quacko in the shower by holding him at Freezing Water Point. this wouldnt work on me because even though i have severe cold sensitivity ive been taking cold showers for three days [rv water heater broken]
after this we have a clever reference to El Materdor when donald gets ready to fight a bull.
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get his ass louie
i like to think Miss Georgia Cornpone has a southern accent. actually can we fancast dolly parton. because of beautiful women
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VERY SMALL!
that was so beautiful. thanks for coming with me guys. this comic is so good everyone listen to the Carl Barks Remarks episode about it because it's funny and informative ok byeee
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reggiethepup · 1 year
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Happy fungertober everyone ❤️ I’m drawing these late cuz I was sick but yippee!
Day 1 - Favorite character - While I can’t pick a favorite, an edit of Cahara got me into the game so I drew him!
Day 2 - Fear - I’m obsessed with the Enkivaldr low mind interactions so I drew that!
Day 3 - Hunger - The girl Jerma burger image but moldy bread
Day 4 - A new god - I LOVE NOSRAMUS the agender swag ever
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corviisquire · 7 months
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Hello~ I just wanted to let you know that this is what my doodling-while-i-work sketches look like these days... 👀 I am obsessed with my beautiful blue lady 💙🥺
(ignore the colours, this was done with blue and pink highlighters lmao. they just were in hand at the time)
Not showing you my pinterest board for because it's embarrassingly full lmao. I'll make a nice moodboard for her and post it here though! Also I have been looking at couture dresses and pearls and gems to figure out her dress (because i am OBSESSED with all the layers and details you put, there's so much leeway for beautiful fabrics and ruffles and ways to connect the hood!!!), so thank you for rekindling my fashion designer side 😌✌️
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I have been toying with the idea of making the moon into actual horns since we talked about it (like Maleficent?) - you mentioned opals and shell linings, and I think it would look sick if the moon-antlers/horns had that opalescence sheen to them? Maybe it could mirror the mask?
Idk, I haven't quite fleshed her out yet so that may change. She still doesn't have a name; Miss Missy is being very secretive about her life (no surprise there 🙄).
I do wanna show you this! There's this gemstone called Azurite, that has this beautiful shade of deep blue, with purples, and some greens and gold speckles and spots (seriously - look it up, it's fantastic). I like the idea of her being connected to gems and stuff, and I think this one in particular fits her vibe SO well?? So yeah.
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Sorry if this is kind of a long, weird ramble, but I just wanted to let you know that our Blue Lady (that's her temporary name) is being well taken care of and cherished 🌙💙✨ Hope you're doing well!!!! 🫂💙🥺
AAAAA sorry for the late(r) response I was about to go to bed and saw this. I just- OMGOMGOMGOMG my face is heating up. Jinefvijneifjvneijfcn 💜🩵💙🩵💙🩷🩷💙🩵💜🩵💖💕💓❣️💘💞💗💕💗💖💕💞💗🐟🔥💕💖🩵💞🩵💞🩵🔥💓💗💙💗❣️💗❣️🐟❣️🐟💙💓💓🔥😱❣️🔥😱💗💓💕💕❣️💕💜🔥❣️🔥🦑🔥
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Me staring at my phone rn.
And why she urple?? There’s so many thoughts going on in my head rn.
1. YOU DID THAT WITH HIGHLIGHTERS WHAT??? excuse me??? what In the Bob Ross???? I love the way you blended the pink and blue and the sketchiness of the lines AUGH. It’s so crunchy… good food…….. you captured her whimsical aura perfectly. The fabric for her sleeves is so nice. You drew her so pretty omg omg
2. I love malificent so much :(((( I love sleeping beauty, I love the live action malificent… OPAL MASK AND HORNS HELLO. Blue Lady is killing it over here, my god. She’s got the bling. She’s got the swag. What more could she have.
3. My grandparents are jewelers and they used to keep random geodes and gems around their house and azurite was one of them! I remember because they would try to teach me about rocks and gems and different gem cuts and I just sat there “no thoughts, head empty, I only want to look at pictures of agate and peridot”. their azurite was very very small and I’m not sure where it is anymore. My favorite gem has to be zircon though, love that stuff. I will for sure be reading more on azurite though!
4. (Psst I have a character who’s like a pomegranate goddess and I think her and Blue Lady would get along wonderfully. Her name is Punicae and you can find her og design here.)
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them with not accurate coloring cause i be speed drawing. They slay. Together.
I’m going to go to bed. Stay safe, take care of yourself, LOVE yourself. Tysm for this I’m crying. Love you very much and giving you all the azurite your heart could desire 💙🩵💖
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castlecalamity · 1 year
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GUARDZ DONT KISS, IDIOT!!!
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the other day me and 2 of my friendz basically took custody of swag and chris so 2 celebrate im reuploading this drawing 2 tumblr the way i drew swagmaster in this is outdated but in my defense this is kinda old art and this is a reupload #krillmyself
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this image is wut the haha funny is based on btw :3c
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crimedawgbylaw · 2 years
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2022 FAVS
RAP SONGS
Fr33bandit, Quelly Woo & Set Da Trend - “TRY YA LUCK”
Babyface Ray - “Let Me Down (feat. 42 Dugg)”
seiji oda - “aero3″
26ar - “Roll it”
Bru-C - “No Excuses”
Mike Sherm - “Ballin”
Bad Boy Chiller Crew - “BMW”
Chicken P - “Homer”
Cash Cobain & Chow Lee - “SLIZZY LIKE”
MarijuanaXO & Joe Pablo - “Fire Brings Ice”
Veeze - “let it fly”
2Rare, PGS Spence & D STURDY - “Sri Lanka”
TGE L Masi - “Broke Da Scale (feat. Joe Pablo & MarijuanaXO)”
Stunnaman02 & Drew Banga - “Wit a Twist”
ZahSosaa - “Stripper Anthem”
BlueBucksClan - “Who We Are”
Rucci & Wallei the Sensai - “House Party”
Kamaiyah - “Comme Des Garcons”
Bandmanrill - “FREE BRO”
Viviane Chidid - “Sweet Game (feat. Bass Thioung)”
Dino BTW - “Baby”
MarijuanaXO - “Belly”
Ice Spice - “Name of Love”
Bear1Boss - “Nike!”
Coco & Clair Clair - “Cherub”
Mike Mike & Chicken P - “Lottery”
Asian Doll - “Get Jumped (feat. Bandmanrill)”
03 Greedo & Mike Free - “Pourin (feat. BlueBucksClan)”
Tony Shhnow - “Don’t Look At Numbers Remix (feat. Brent Faiyaz)”
Lil Trav - “Threw The Day (feat. Realstasher.50k & Baby D)”
D4m $loan - “Drive Who Crazy”
Lil Ken, FayFay & Ghost - “I Got Fire”
NLE Choppa - “Do It Again (feat. 2Rare)”
Papo2oo4 & DJ Lucas - “Misinformed”
Gino Bonazzi & Bad Boy Chiller Crew - “Alize”
Desto - “Free Slatt”
Benzz - “Je M’appelle”
AD - “All I Do”
Cico P - “4AM In Charlotte”
Mula Mar - “Just Powered On”
Sus - “Covid”
Wiki & Subject 5 - “Silent Meeting (feat. DJ Lucas)”
Peezy - “2 Million Up”
2219 Lee & Cash Cobain - “Slizzy Bop”
EBK Jaaybo - “Free Mad Maxx”
Sickboyrari - “BOW WOW”
SME TAXFREE - “Stay Focused”
Kevin Gates - “Shoot My Shot”
A1 x J1 - “Don’t Lie (feat. Nemzzz)”
Thaiboy Digital - “I’m Fresh”
NOT RAP
Olley & Neville Sigauke - “iDlozi (feat. DJ Jabs)”
Asake - “Sungba Remix (feat. Burna Boy)”
Burna Boy - “Last Last”
Two Shell - “home”
Popstar Benny - “Swagging! v4″
Cabo Snoop & DJ Aka-m - “Controlla”
Charli XCX - “Beg For You (feat. Rina Sawayama)”
ROSALIA - “LA COMBI VERSACE (feat. Tokischa)”
Ruti - “Safe & Sound”
Nia Archives - “Ode 2 Maya Angelou”
Deize Tigrona & JLZ - “Monalisa”
Mura Masa & Erika de Casier - “e-motions”
Cowgirl Clue - “Trailblaze”
Bad Bunny - “El Apagon”
Koffee - “Pull Up”
ERU - “Trust Issues”
Brent Faiyaz - “PRICE OF FAME”
Lay Bankz - “In My Bag”
NewJeans - “Ditto”
TisaKorean - “Backseat”
ALBUMS
Cash Cobain & Chow Lee - 2 SLIZZY 2 SEXY (DELUXE)
Charli XCX - Crash
Seiji Oda - lofi // HYPHY
Hikaru Utada - Bad Mode
Bad Bunny - Un Verano Sin Ti 
Burna Boy - Love, Damani
Babyface Ray - Face 
BlueBucksClan - Clan Way 3 
Cash Cobain - Slizzy Timing
Tomu DJ - Half Moon Bay 
Chicken P - Bussabrick Vol. 2
Coco & Clair Clair - Sexy
Two Shell - Icons
Nia Archives - Forbidden Feelingz
Bad Boy Chiller Crew - Disrespectful
RANDOM OLDER SHIT I ENJOYED
Baby D - “Let Me Be Your Fantasy” (1996)
Blümchen - “Herz an Herz” (1996)
The Jacka & Liqz - “Die With My Styrofoam (feat. Berner)” (2012)
Julie Stapleton & Ashaye - “All The Way (Guitar Mix)” (????)
Liquid - “Rise” (1995)
Madonna - “Nobody’s Perfect” (2000)
MC Genno, MC Triken & DJ Shorty - “25Nov08 PART 2″ (2008)
Moa Pillar & Ушко - “Zmeya VIP”/”Змея VIP” (2020)
SoulDecision - “Faded” (2000)
Tyla - “Getting Late (feat. Kooldrink)” (2021)
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firefox-5 · 2 years
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I posted 1,265 times in 2022
35 posts created (3%)
1,230 posts reblogged (97%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@triangleguy
@re-peysi
@obsidianapple
@speakingintongues1983mp3download
I tagged 704 of my posts in 2022
Only 44% of my posts had no tags
#fave - 58 posts
#homestuck - 48 posts
#cool art! - 45 posts
#frogs - 23 posts
#minecraft - 12 posts
#pl4e - 11 posts
#happy create apps friday - 11 posts
#prev tags - 10 posts
#ough - 8 posts
#deltarune - 8 posts
Longest Tag: 133 characters
#i was gonna say ''at least the fast queue button is finally spaced right'' but if you look closely its still slightly off-centre lmao
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
22/2/22
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happy twosday
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#4
happy trans day of visibility have this trans cube i drew
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#3
she took the leitmotif in the divorce :((((
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#2
mentally AWESOME. SWAG in the head
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My #1 post of 2022
ok i have to give it to tumblr staff here this one actually made me laugh
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ballwizard · 3 years
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funnycatfelix · 2 years
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briefly gonna talk about some of my design choices for my batim au
joey drew: wasian swag transgender gay man swag. his cane is pretty heavy too
henry stein: tucks his tie in so it doesn't get in his way while he works, keeps his hair nice and tidys
wally: nothing special he truly is just some guy to me!! regrets not wearing his jumpsuit properly when pipes burst and it gets all over.
thomas: WASIAN SWAG 2, the ink is cold so he wears a very thick sweater, not to absorbent, scratchy and uncomfortable to most people.
sammy: not buff. twig. flat. he can never get the right sized pants because his waise is to small and legs are to long. Wears thick socks to keep warm because his circulation is dog shit. got a perm and regrets it.
susie: loves yellow because it's a happy color, curls her hair every other day but otherwise forgets to do a lot of stuff. Just generally forgetful when it comes to appearance care i guess? she doesn't iron her shirts.
norman: ohh fuck his swag. Likes to wear fun but dark colors, keepshis pants tucked into thick rubber boots because he doesn't want any ink on them. he likes to sew + tailor in his free time and keeps all his vests bespoke
jack: keeps his stuff very nicely pressed and wears cologne in an attempt to cover the weird ink smell (doesn't work most the time). keeps a cotton glove on his left hand so any smudges will only be on frabric. (got to annoyed washing his hands for hours to get the stains out) TRANSGENDER.
shawn flynn: doesn't give a fuck wants to have a little fun. keeps a cigarette in his mouth but no lighter, likes having something to chew on. wears gloves for the same reason as jack except he's ambidextrous
Grant: likes to wear a nice knit to keep warm (circulation is so bad) barely ever trims his sideburns, so proud of them. Trasgender as well btw.
bertie: puts the most effort into looking pristine, but also interesting. Life is no fun without a fun colorful suit.
lacie: dresses pretty drab, likes to be left alone so she doesn't draw attention to herself to much. Has the scarf on her head to keep hair back so it doesn't get into anything she's tinkering with.
allison: doesn't have a great fashion sense, dresses for comfort more. wears lots of layers because her circulation is also bad.
Murray: likes to show off his arms, wears gloves basically all the time and has dry ass hands
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curriebelle · 3 years
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@livelavalive !!!IT WAS GR8 FUN!!!!!!
@impossibletruths and I had no Official swag to wear so I bought converse highs (b/c there’s a BTS song about em) and she had cool pants that looked like they were from the Chicken Noodle Soup video :) I also drew JK’s tattoos on my hand lol AND!!!! WE HAD TEMPORARY SPRING DAY TATTOOS
-before bangtan came out they were playing music videos on the stage, and after the very first one I said “I bet the next one’s gonna be Mic Drop” AND IT WAS <o/
- but to karmically compensate I hyped up jhope’s verse in Airplane pt 2 the whole night (it’s my fav verse of my fav member???) and then they did airplane pt 2 and skIPPED HIS VERSE!! devastating :’)
-I am a Hobi Stan so I expected him to be the one I was watching the whole time, but…..oh boy, Jimin was having a GREAT night. Totally on fire. They all were, but Jimin was Especially killing it.
-I recommend looking up the videos they played in between sets because the concept is literally “Bangtan makes drugs”
- as good as the choreographed numbers were (they did the full choreo for Black Swan, Fake Love, ON, a few others) I actually liked the numbers where they fooled around Way better!!! They’re so flawless when they do choreo that it’s almost like watching a recording, especially since we were mostly watching them on a big screen. When they’re just running around and making fun of each other it feels way more ‘live’. highlight of the night, tbh, was Tae & Jin bullying Jimin by imitating his dance moves in Save Me.
-Namjoon’s fatherly disappointment in our bad Army-bomb wave will haunt me until my dying day.
- he should also be disappointed in Ari especially bc she didn’t notice he’d dyed his hair red until like the last number lol
-in other words the boys were perfect, flawless execution, I have no notes, here’s Jungkook frickin nailing the high notes of ON so u can see how far back our seats were lol
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gayassmattdamon · 3 years
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jas my love!!
how are you?
I have a very swag question, how do each of your favourite glee characters (obviously including the jazz band) feel about YouTube (do they watch it and if so what or who, or do they prefer twitch)
hope you're having a good day and here's a hug if you want 🧡
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what's up myle!!!! i'm doing good how are you? and that is a very very swag question i love it
i think mercedes (and i'm going w her first bc of your icon which i love btw <3) would like it, not love or hate, but use it a normal amount. i feel like she'd be into crime/paranormal podcasts (along w tina) so maybe she'd watch a couple, but mostly listen to them on spotify or smth.
like i said, tina would be into crime/paranormal podcasts; she'd watch buzzfeed unsolved and i wouldn't put it past her to watch those vids w the makeup artists doing their makeup while explaining a case (i don't watch it myself but the whole concept is kinda funny to me)
i don't think kurt watches youtube? i feel like if he wanted to pass the time he'd put on a show/listen to music. background noise kind of stuff yk?
i'd say jack spends an equal amount of time on youtube and twitch. i have no idea what he'd watch bc i don't think our taste matches up lmao BUT he's the kind of person that would watch the first 30 secs of a vid someone sent him and scroll through the comments to get the gist of it bc "2 mins is too long"
david watches sims builds/let's plays! he prefers to play sims 2 but he'd watch any of the sims games content :) his fave simmers are devonbumpkin and lilsimsie bc they're my faves <3
i think dom would watch people play fall guys on twitch (bc i watched my friend stream it and thought that it's Definitely a game dom would love) i don't understand it but. ya HDKJLS oh and minecraft!!
nick falls into the video essay hole every month. he'd start w something like the devil wears prada style analysis and end w the documentary abt georgia o'keeffe (i don't have the link to it atm but you get what i mean) also i just realised why you asked me abt youtube specifically so i'm gonna say that nick watches danny and drew bc i said so :^) (and maybe cody and noel here and there but he keeps that a secret bc everyone would make fun of him 😔)
BONUS: artie is a twitch streamer + he makes film review videos that last for 45 mins at least
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synthbug · 3 years
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Decided to doodle just SOME of my favourite people to see in my notes n on my dash :] shame that I have no idea if some of yalls have ocs so I just went off the vibes I get from u :] also I prolly drew u wrong Nathan shhhhh 🤫
@sodapopbuoy ur like so cool wth!!! Ur so nice and lively and ur vibes are amazing not 2 mention ur artstyle is so ! Pleasing to look at!! Ur literally friend shaped ur so cool man I send out good vibe
@catgirlwerewolf ur like an artists best friend i love ur vibes and I love the tags u put every time u reblog anyones art :] every artist you've reblogged from def has their day brightened by u :] especially me :D
@tex-does-stuff HELLO you're always in my notes and for what !! Ur like a whole friend and more and when I see u interact with stuff I reblog like seconds after I reblog it im like woah :0 dewey is back at it again !! Ur so cool :]
Yall r so cool and I hope u know that you make my silly little time on tumblr very swag :]
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es05l2k5sl · 4 years
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I'll never understand why WB had to redesign the Batcast for the new Bat adventures. Some characters took getting used to. But as for the villains, I'm roasting they asses cus they're ugly. Can't change my mind.
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These Oswalds together look like 2 different people bruh. But we're here to talk about new Oswald. This Wimpy x Olive Oyl fusion snoody looking ass bitch. I'd like his outfit if it didn't have that lazy drawned bow tie looking like 2 triangles glued together & those fake ass MJ gloves. Also when tf did he have 10 fingers in dis universe? Also fuck that hair. Rocking a balding Mullet like ponytail before. Now it's just a boring cut down. Got dat snooty ass bitch look on face like his bird shit don't be stinking. I'll rock tf out u. Lookin like a whole ass Looney character or sum mf from the 30s.
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Wot da fuck dey got Selena wearing here? Sis looking like a whole ass alien. Kid vs Kat looking ass bish. And her skin white af too? Did sis fall in some damn Joker acid too? Sis whole lower face is white as shit! Dat shit paler than crack. Like sis got the white slapped outta her and she just turned whiter. Das probably what happened. Her ass probably got on my mans Bruce last nerves one night and got da shit backslapped out her ass.
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So my dude Matthew got turned a different color pal & got his neck privileges revoked? Lazy af but not the worst revamp.
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You kno that meme: "upgrade, upgrade, FUCK GO BACK!"? Dis pre much sums up Jonathan here. My mans jus looks so dirty here. Looking straight outta da trash bin. Like literally dirty. Nasty ass teeth probably got dat hot ass breath blowing thru them bitches. Das a real fear toxin right there. Long ass black as shit dirty ass hair. Tryna copy off my girl from the ring w dat shit. Need to take dat dirty ass wig and mask and Amish hat tf off my dude. It is not rocking you. Dat whole worn out trashy ass outfit ain't working for you either hoe. You need to take yo ass a bath bitch cus your arms looking brown and ashy as a bitch. You can not even THINK about borrowing anything from me w yo dirty creepy stalker lookin ass. If you don't put down that damn stick like yo ass need help walking and shit I oughtta bitch ya ass with the shit fo going around dressed like dis. Take that damn rope off your neck bitch fo I do something Bruce won't do.
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Bruh, you can not go up to my face and tell me these niggas are the same person in the same mofucking universe! Jervis What da fuck did they DO TO YOU MY N**GA?? N**ga looking like a damn leprechaun with special needs and shit. Rocking all dat dookie green swag but you got no swag anymore my dude. It's shit like you clothes and yo breath! Yo shits wasn't perfect and white before but them hoes looking hella worse now. What you get drinking all that damn tea my n**ga. Ol Tiny ass n**ga. Like wot. HOW?! HOW TF DID YO ASS SHRINK??? LIKE SOMEBODY TOSSED YOU ASS IN A LAUNDRY DRYER AND PROBABLY FORGOT TO TAKE YO STUPID ASS OUT. PROBABLY WHY YO HAIR WHITE AND SMALL AS SHIT YA UGLY ASS LUCKY CHARMS LOOKING ASS CRACK FEENY. If you don't hop yo ass back under a rainbow with dem skinny ass broken heel lookin ass tap dancing shoes.
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Victor, bruh, they dem did yo ass so dirty in the new adventures. I ain't gonna lie that new suit kinda ok. But you looking like a whole skeleton and shit. Lookin like a young Palpatine & shit. Ol Frisky dingo looking ass! Need to put those goggles back on. The least yo (spoiler) 2003 Baxter Stockman ass can do now.
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Yo ass probably looking mad as shit cus ya can't jack it no more n**ga. Dats all gon now. Long with yo unloyal ass wife. How tf she gon bounce on you after everything you did for her? After all the years and bull you had to put up with & she leave yo cold ass for another nibba? Fuck DCAU Nora. Just fuck her.
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Scarface lookin like a damn Fanboy & Chum Chum character & his boy over here lookin like Chode. Next.
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UUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHGG.
Just. UAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH. Bruh I will never understand who tf thought this shit was a good idea?! Like who the fuck, was drawing dis nigga. Drew DIS Sus af shit. LOOKED at dis shit. And said to deyself: "Yeah dats da Riddler aight". HELL TO THE NAH DAT AIN'T NO DAMN DAS A (dick) FIDDLER! HE LOOKIN SUS AS FUCK NOW WITH THEM TIGHT AS GREEN SPANDEX AND THAT DARK AS HELL EYELINER. Looking like gay Christmas elf! Looking like a gay ass ballay dancer with them Spider Gwen ballerina shoes. You can't dance for shit nigga! Yo shit is SOOO DAMN TIGHT like I can get a good sight and shape picture of yo "Question mark" I'm telling y'all. sSSSUUUSSSSSSS. Looking like a bigasss lima bean. Skinny ass Jack skeleton moFucka. Like. They did my boy Eddy so freakin dirty with this. My mans had class, style, a nice look, HAIR. Now he. Whateverthelivingfuckdisbaldasspeterpanlookinmofuckasupposestobe. And i hate how that's how he did be lookin in almost every new Batverse when why tho? Nigg(m)a look stupid as hell. How tf he expect to be tooken seriously dressed and lookin like dis ? If I saw dis fucker in real life and he threatens me, imma laugh at his ass and beat him with his cane. Get ya Richard from Allen Gregory looking ass away from me. I can't!
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Bruh it don't look that much but they did my mans Harvey dirty too. LOOK AT MY MANS FACE. good half i mean. Yall nigs kno. THESE MUHFUCKERS STRIPPED HIM OF HIS PRETTYNESS! Man. Dis version of Harvey was a pretty muhfucka. You can't deny dat shit
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Even when he became Two-Face he still got dat 1 side of pretty.  And that deep af panty soaking voice to go along w it. He dat half and half package. 
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Now HE LOOK LIKE DIS
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WHOEVER TF DID DIS NEED DEY ASS WHOOPED! SQUARE TF UP NOW. NIGGA LOOKS LIKE EYEBROWLESS VERSION OF DOC FROM SECRET SATURDAYS. FAT ASS BLOCK NOSE MUH FUCKA.  His eye looks like traingle with a Nike logo on top of it. Lookin like a poorly drawn Dwayne The Rock Johnson. And ya other half ain't lookin that good either. Dat 1 eyebrow putting Helga Pataki to shame! I mean the shit didn't look good before but it was somewhat tamed, now the shit looking like full grownass caterpillar. And that lip black as hell. Kno that side dirty as fuuhck!
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I don't even know what tf I'm sposed to say about DIS except (kinky..)
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Angelica pickles looking ass. Bigass blonde captain coconut looking ass hairstyle. Looking like a blonde creepy ass Wednesday Adams. Dem black as fuck Kim possible lips. She actually looking like a family guy character with that bigass head and small body. I SWEAR she ded looking like one of Stewie's ex's right now my dude! Got  tiny ass flat ass guitar chip shoes. Looks like sis wearing fucking Zippers as shoes. Sis got that "i got something planned fo yo ass" smile. Sis look like she plotting something or did some evil shit already.
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Bros I'm sorry but I'm just as confused as you like. I can't find a single thing different about Harley. Like literally nothing. Her makeup at night be looking blue sometimes, looking like a fakeass Livewire, but nah. They didn't even touch homegirl. Why tf is Harley the only character that stayed the same?????! Niggas was playing favorites. They had plans for that ass since day one. They was probs like: "Aye y'all. DO NOT TOUCH HARLEY. SHE STAYS THE SAME!" "why?" "JUST LISTEN TO ME BITCH!" "Wha bout her mans?" "Oh hell yeah fuck his shit up!" ...sigh.. Yep. It's that time...
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UaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHH what else is dere to be said about dis ugly ass nigga? Dis nigga look like Yakko Warner & Freakazoid's love child! Dis nigga look like a random Tiny toons or Animaniac character! With that dookie green shirt and flower. You and Riddler's gay ass both matching them Dexter's laboratory Gloves. Why tf yo eyes eyes black as fuck tho?! How tf does one do that to theyself?! Yo ass probably snorted some shit and ya shits expanded and that's prolly yo pupils with ya cracked out ass. Nigga don't even look like a clown no more. Hell Jared Leto Joker atleast had the lipstick down. Dis nigga got dem ashy ass lips hanging out. Nigga think he owning too. Nigga you don't own shit! Broke as hell now. And yo design broke too. Joker? Man more like Broker. Got dat fairly odd parents hair. Got that Cosmo and Wanda in one. Like bitch if you don't. Just like Riddler i can not take yo animaniac looking ass serious. You do not scare me bitch! Bye!
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Now see dis? DIS is Aight! A lot more fitting and & faithful to the character. No over the fucking top redesign, you can actually tell it's the same damn character as before, a little bit of swag for personality
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So that's the tea. Ivy & Croc are the only good rogue redesigns in the whole series, evBody else ugly as shit.
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