#chris gordman

[grave-ng]

chris.. 😳

[corkscrewteeth]

all i do with my life is draw smg4 as stupid memes . og under the cut

IF YOURE READING THIS YOU'RE GAY!!!!!!!!!

[simplyiigiselle]

SMG4 x SQUID GAME 2

(Why did I do this)

I wanted to do some silly stuff and made a au of a show about the flaws of modern capitalism and add characters from a silly meme shitpost of a channel :D

(This is a lazily done concept, I might make more, btw don’t worry there are no spoilers)

I made everyone human mainly bc I can’t draw a fucking fish in a tracksuit (boopkins I’m looking at you.)

Also everyone in this au are adults, I’ll explain their info(I changed a lot into my own hcs if they were human)

(I am including people I didn’t draw)

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SMG4: Player 004, Lucas Lidwerchigual, Age 29

SMG3: Player 300, Jamie Esmeray, Age 27

Mario: Player 456, Mariano Mario, Age 32

Meggy: Player 012, Megan Spitzer, Age 24

Tari: Player 359, Tari Nova, Age 26

Luigi: Player 122, Luigi Mario, Age 32

Bob: Player 302, Bob Bobowski, Age 42

Boopkins: Player 238, Frank Boopkins, Age 19

Melony: Player 210, Melanie Suga, Age 25

Axol: Player 209, Axel Kobo, Age 26

Desti: Player 430, Destiny Harper, Age 23

SMG1: Player 011, Oscar Montez, Age 39

SMG2: Player 002, Trevor Gemini, Age 34

Saiko: Player 123, Saiko Itchitaru, Age 29

Kaizo: Player 124, Kaizo Koorihara, Age 28

Francis: Player 166, Francis Fron, Age 35

Box club leader: Player 301, Benjamin Vix, Age 29

Depresso: Player 290, Dexter Hag, Age 36

SMG0: Player 008, Zeke SweetHart, Age 40

Belle: Player 360, Belle Fontiere, Age 26

Whimpu: Player 321, Hinpu Mitsuda, Age 23

Rob: Player 203, Robert Corn |||, Age 37

Shroomy: Player 087, Enoki Shroom, Age 34

Hal: Player 102, Harold Moniter, Age 36

Niles: Player 100, Niles Hunter, Age 38

Fred: Player 005, Fredrick Collin, Age 41

Karen: Player 101, Karen Katphich, Age 38

Chris: Player 071, Chris Gordman, Age 45

Swag: Player 069, Swayn Markor, Age 44

Mr Puzzles: Player 001, “Winston Harlot”, Age 35

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art dump numberWHAT THE ACTUAL SHAT IS WJITH THE DIFFERENKCE OF MY DRAWINGS IM CRRYIGJG

also im finally confident enough to let my little winged memeguardian run around on my blog HHSDKMED be nice to him plea</3

[funkii4-blog]

Crazy stuff going on at the bomb cafe

(also I didn’t draw this completely forgetting today is Swag & Chris’ 11th debut anniversary totally not)

Original:

[astrrrx]

i cant escape this fandom. SIIIIIIGH. have some swag + others..

[livzees]

I'd like to think this happened before and after the episode

[superbombguardian4]

Baby won't you fall in love?

YEAH SBG4!SWAG X CHRIS ANGST CUZ WHY NOT?? >:)

Context: Swag is in love with Chris but for some reason he doesn't want to tell him (Swag my dear you have faced many dangerous things a love confession isn't a big deal/silly)

Also the song is this one:

[mrplushgore]

Some SMG4 doodles

I like to imagine that Swag and Belle would be friends solely based on the fact that they both love boobs. Also, overly Aussie Tari.

[duckapus]

Some SMG4 Pride Headcanons

Main Crew

SMG4: Bi with a preference for men.

SMG3: Pan but too tsundere to function

Mario: Italian :)

Luigi: Gay and somewhat GNC

Meggy: Aromantic Bisexual

Bob: Canonically Intersex, with how long he's lived he's explored so many options that modern labels don't have enough nuance for him so all he'll say is that he's definitely not straight despite preferring women

Tari: Lesbian

Saiko: Bi

Boopkins: Token straight who's on thin fucking ice

Melony: Demi

Shroomy: Hasn't really put much thought into it

Some Side Characters

Bowser: Bi, was closeted for a while but became more confident in his identity while learning how to be a better parent in that episode where he lost custody of his kids

Belle: Definitely Lesbian

Whimpu: Thinks he's straight

Rob: C O R N

Jub Jub: literally a toddler

Karen: Bi but not currently interested in a relationship, Canonically She/They Nonbinary

Kaizo: Might be Bi, might be Aroace but still influenced by his Dating Sim Character programming, he's not really sure yet

Minion: Canonically Transfem

SMG1 and SMG2: Old gay married couple

Swag: Bi, canonically somehow so closeted that he sometimes comes across as homophobic despite being openly married to another man

Chris: Gay, probably not attracted to Swag

Wario: Aroace

Waluigi: Whatever he is he gets no bitches

[psychic-nyxa]

Requesting Requests

Greetings, everyone!

I come to you all with a humble request: send me some SMG4 requests. I also have an interest in ANTONBLAST related content, and I will write what I can for the game since it just came out.

Pairings I will write (SMG4):

SMG34

Marware

Badgehunter

Mar3 and Mar4

Megari

SwagChris

Chruigi

Sailony/Melonhammer

Feel free to suggest other pairings, though!

Pairings I will write for ANTONBLAST:

Danton and Nina (Dantina)

Brulo x reader

Brulo x OC (please send a ref of the OC you want paired with him)

Annie x reader

Annie x OC (same criteria as Brulo x OC)

Maulbuster x Brawlbuster

Annielynn

I will also maybe write stuff for Satan, Jewel Ghoul's blue human counterpart, and the other bossbusters. And if y'all have any fankids you wanna see in written form, I will make it happen!

Stuff I will write:

Suggestive couple stuff

NSFW (please nothing gross)

Fluff

Scripts

Short scenes

Stuff I won't/can't write:

Angst (i'm not good at it)

Loli/non-con

Unsanitary f3tishes

Creepy stuff

Happy requesting!

[newtstesco]

can’t believe it’s been so long since i’ve made gnr fan art, but since my friend and i watched goldeneye 007 and kingsmen recently, i thought it was appropriate

[simplyiigiselle]

I’m bored

SMG4 LGBTQ HCS

Hcs below btw ⬇️

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Smg4: Bisexual with a preference for women. He/him

- This is essentially canon, cuz in an ep Smg3 said”what happens if you bring home a girl/ and or boy?!” Once.

Smg3: Pansexual he/him

-Smg3’s Va James hcs him as pan and is pan himself soo…

Mario: AroAce, Italian he/him

-might seem a bit ooc, but I hc that’s he’s the type to makes a shit ton of sex jokes but not actually want to have it.

Luigi: Queer he/they

-this is pretty self explanatory if you know anything about smg4 Luigi

Meggy: Lesbian she/her

-She doesn’t seem like the type to ever like men.

Tari: Bi Demisexual she/her

-idk it just fits her

Saiko: Lesbian Asexual she/her

-Same as Meggy, I cannot see her liking men

Kaizo: Demiboy Asexual He/they

-I doubt he’d care about relationships, he’d care more on his band and causing chaos

Boopkins: Unlabeled he/him

-he probably hasn’t had his first genuine crush/relationship, and I don’t think miku counts since it was bc he won a contest

Bob: Intersex, Bisexual with a HUGE preference for women he/they

-Intersex part is pretty obvious, and he seems to be the type to be a closeted bisexual

Melony: Unlabeled, she/they

-she’s not 100% straight and I doubt she’d care

Axol: Pansexual, Transgender, Dead. He/him

- he literally dated a woman who used to be a fruit, and he’s trans bc idk.

Smg1: Transmasc Nonbinary, pansexual He/they

-he probably wouldn’t care about gender when dating

Smg2: Agender, Asexual, He/They/she

- They have no Gender

Hal: Bisexual, He/Him

-Eh, idrk

Shroomy: Nonbinary gay he/they

-he just screams gay to me

Karen: Lesbian she/her

-def had a lavender marriage

Swag: gay. He/him

-do I have to explain..?

Chris: bisexual. He/him

-i mean it’s somewhat fitting

Niles: Nonbinary he/they/she/it

-he’s a godbox creation why tf would he follow the binary

One shot wren: Pansexual, He/Him

-Idk

(Everyone else I either don’t care abt, is too young, or is straight)

[gentlespyy]

This screenshot I took has been hypnotizing me all day. Art based off it

[funkii4-blog]

There was a shot in yesterday’s episode where for a second I really thought Swag’s hand was resting on Chris’ thigh. So I drew what I thought I saw

[ominus-potato]

Chris Gordman fanart because I am obsessed with him now.

I love him.