#suuureeee

[lestappenwdc]

So you're telling me that Carlos Sainz Sr. Approached Toto Wolf and told him that Lewis is moving to Ferrari with the sole purpose of his precious seatless son getting an offer from Mercedes but instead Toto Wolf said, presumably and hopefully to his face, "I wish I knew this earlier so I could offer the seat to Charles".

Toto Wolf the man that you are!!!!

[spacemilkbag]

either my brain is playing tricks on me or i've heard that voice before, ITS SO FRUSTRATING

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

First five minutes of good omens season 2 already got me screaming and crying I can't

[madwickedawesome]

help

thinking abt woman and questioning my sexuality again

like ik im aroace but is there more???

if im being completely honest i am the Least credible source on this but im fairly certain theres a spectrum to it?? so maybe u just land on a different part of the spectrum than u previously anticipated??BUT ALSO

this is my personal belief but i fully think if u put too much emphasis on trying to fit urself into a label u will end up going crazy . u cant fit ur experiences w romance and love into a single box bc its different and changes with time and with people!! i personally dont label my sexuality at all for this exact reason giggles ., allow urself to love and grow past ur labelling of urself!!!! please do not stress urself out trying to fit ur experience into a singular box when it is so much more complex than that!!!!!!! kiss who u wanna kiss in the moment (or dont) and dont make it so a word is holding power over ur definition of urself

tldr U DO U MAN dont rely on a single word or phrase to dictate such a major part of u as a person and try not to stress over it :] ur young, u have time to grow and learn and experiment and figure urself out!! ur good!!!!!! <333

[feelinsheepish]

/ I once again find myself reconsidering the ages of Terrance and his fam along with HOW they age >>

[hiro-doodlez]

OH. HELL YEAH. ON MY WAY

Apollon Coloring Contest

So yeah I got bored here's a coloring contest feat. my star sans poly ship child Apollon :3

Rules / Guidelines :

Avoid changing the lineart too much please !

Add what you want but low blood ^^"

When entering , reblog this project with the entry ! It makes it easier to find !

Prizes :

First : Fullbody of an oc / character

Second : Bust of oc / character

Third : Bust of oc / character

:] Have fun !

Deadline : October 4th

[rayleearts]

On that question about Pisces hatching prematurely... imagine if one hatches on time and the other ends up being an Aries or an Aquarius.

They will have to be separated, but what if the Pisces twin retains the ability to sense the other's emotions even from far away? What if they feel lonely when they realise that their twin doesn't experience this bond? (provided they find each other at all)

All I wanna say is, there's so much angst potential lol

The angst potential is there for suuureeee

[doitforbangchan]

https://www.tumblr.com/scorpimoon/755778305151598592

Who??? Pack who? Who in pack? Who is? Who? - 🌙

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😱😱😱 omg thats Binnie and Lix for suuureeee

This is Bin when he is in a rut and feeling subby. He would cry about how bad he wants to cum and he wants so bad to fill omega with a buff little baby. Bin just knows how hot his cum is and how delicious it would feel inside you. He also thinks it's the hottest thing in the world to imagine that he's getting her pregnant whenever they have sex

Lixie as we all know has a hard time not cumming in her- he just needs to fill baby with his cum he can't help it. He needs it like he needs air (though if it were up to him he'd still choose the former). He may have learned his lesson from his punishment but now baby is on BC so its game oooonnnnnnn 😈 he begs and begs and begs as he grinds into her with his lip tucked between his teeth. he preps by bringing a cloth to clean up later bcuz he knows it'll be a lot

ofc theres also the obvious answer too - my sweet hannie <3 the boy just needs to cum in you as much as possible, he claims its for his 'mental health' 😇

[amybizarre]

🎄✨𝓐𝓭𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓝𝓻. 𝓣𝔀𝓮𝓷𝓽𝔂 𝓣𝔀𝓸✨🎄

𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓽: Wrapping Presents

𝓐𝓵𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓮: Opposite

𝓣𝔂𝓹𝓮: Short Story (No warnings)

𝓞𝓹𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓸𝓭𝓪𝔂'𝓼 𝓭𝓸𝓸𝓻!

The household was oddly quiet. Aside from quiet grumbles and swears coming from the living room. You wondered who it could be, so you went to check it out.

Curiously peeking around the corner, you had to suppress a giggle. Opposite sat at the coffee table, wrapping a couple presents. Or rather: Trying. He was trying. Unfortunately the 'wrapped' presents looked fairly horrible.

The wrapping paper had been slapped around the boxes, clearly with impatience, and haphazardly taped together here and there, leaving plenty of crinkles all around. Needless to say, poor Opposite was a noob at wrapping presents. Oh boi.

His surooundings didn't look much better. Lots or crumpled wrapping paper surrounded him, practically piling up on top of him. A piece of tape was stuck in his hair, which he was trying his hardest to ignore.

You took heart and slowly waked over to him. You should probably help him, even though he wouldn't appreciate it.

"Hey Opposite. Whatcha doing?", you asked softly, in hopes of not igniting his fiery temper.

"What is it?? Can't you see I'm busy?", he snapped. Welp, there goes your hope, marching out the front door.

"I can see that, but.... You don't seem to be very successful."

He shot you a piercing glare. "Ohh really?? I couldn't tell-", he sassed, voice dripping with sarcasm.

That only made you chuckle though and you sat down across from him. Shoving some crumpled wrapping paper aside, you picked up a present and examined it.

"I could help you, you know."

"I don't need you help-"

"Suuureeee..." You smirked and languidly dragged your finger across the crinkly paper on the present. The sound made him cringe visibly. "Whatever you say~"

His face flushed bright red. Whether it was in anger or embarrasment, you couldn't tell. It made you smirk nontheless. He knew you were right. And he knew that you knew too.

You could only extend your offer. If he accepted it or not was up to him. And his stubbornness. But judging by how this conversation had been going, the odds were in your favor. You just had to keep quiet and stay patient now. If you said too much, he'd very quickly change his mind and leave the room.

So you waited. And watched him struggle to wrap his last present. Eventually he finished and looked it over, clearly not pleased by the outcome. Would his perfectionism get the better of him and cause him to cave?

Hell yeah, it did!

His dark eyes snapped to you in yet another piercing glare.

"You're not even able to do it better than me, smartypants-!"

Your smirk widened. "I am."

"Oh yeah? Prove it then!"

"Gladly~ But first..." You picked up the same present from before. "We gotta take the old wrapping off."

Opposite groaned and covered his face with his hands.

"Are you kidding me?? That is the tenth time...!" His frustrated voice got muffled by his hands.

Tenth time? Sheesh, he put more tries into this than you initially thought. With a sheepish chuckle, you carefully peeled the tape and the wrapping paper off.

"Sorry, Oppy. But if I don't then the result won't be that nice."

"Whatever..." He sighed tiredly and followed your example.

What followed next, was you showing him how to properly wrap a present. It was a battle between your patience and his snarky remarks. By now you were quite capable of countering his sharp tongue with your own sarcasm without getting too mean.

In the end, all presents were wrapped nicely.

"There we go! Wasn't so bad at all now, hmm?", you asked him cheerfully.

He just rolled his eyes. "As simple as this actually was, I'm sure I would've figured it out by myself eventually."

You snickered. "Yeah, around the time of next year's holidays, probably."

He lightly punched your arm. "Not true!"

You couldn't help but laugh more. "Super true!"

"No!"

"Yeah~!"

"Never!"

"Uh-huh~ Sure~"

"Agh, stop it!"

[chaospears]

As someone who has multiple siblings, I hope there's a situation where Solar and Eclipse are arguing over something petty and Shadow is tired of hearing them bicker and tells them to shut up. And Eclipse and Solar share a look of understanding before they put aside their differences immediately and gang up together on Shadow

OH FOR SUUUREEEE. I'm literally oldest of 3 siblings and I've been in that exact position more times than I can count so I could def see shadow being like OK GUYS CHILL ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS. and he gets INSTANTLY torn to shreds by solar and eclipse like YEAH you would know wouldn't you. Edgelord. Everything is serious with you why don't YOU chill

[thehighladywrites]

you can not convince me mor didnt accidentally almost started a fire nodding off with a joint in her hand pfff also maybe a dubious situation but I wouldnt mind sleeping with nesta as substitute payment yk what i mean. SUUUREEEE getting drunk and casual hookups (in canon), but if it was for you, her fav customer she wont admit she likes? totally see it. (i mean she wouldn’t do it unconsensually or it was a grey area ofc but let me live in the fantasy)

🍃 anon

bae the way i have such a vivid picture in my head rn??? Imagine her lounging on a comfy couch or an old armchair, puffing on a blunt, lost in a deep sleep. Meanwhile, Rhysand's fancy silk rug, probably more expensive than it needs to be, turns out to be a fire hazard waiting to happen. She accidentally drops the blunt, and before you know it, the rug is toast, followed by the furniture and curtains. Still oblivious, she snoozes until the heat becomes unbearable, and she jolts awake to find the room on fucking fire. Feyre rushes in worried, wielding her water wolves like a true mommy, splashing water everywhere. Mor is still high so seeing sll of this makes her panic and become paranoid

also fuck yeah, i’d do diabolical shit for Nesta. like i can’t even begin to describe it

[starlightshadowsworld]

Danganronpa 3: Future arc episode 1.

Aka Makoto's very, bad horrible day

Thonks.

Okay so we're just gonna jump right into Makoto being arrested.

Fun.

Makoto who just does not give a fuck.

That is not the look of fear.

White haired dude is doing the this is why your arrested thing.

And immediately, vibes are off. Maybe it's cos he's arresting Makoto.

Because Makoto is my boy.

Or because I don't like his hair. It looks... So bad. I can't put it into words but the more I look at it.

Yikes.

Love the snap shot of the tragedy.

Red sky, everyone in Monokuma masks the snap shots of the Remnants causing havoc.

I wasn't prepared for Gundam's snake army.

Which he has, apparently.

Low key thought what is probably a giraffe, was a dinosaur.

And the snake wrapped around him, iconic.

And the lil bit of Nagito bowing to the Warriors of Hope.

... Which makes me realise Komaru and Makoto literally just reunited and now your arresting him.

Booo!!!

Booooooo!!!

"Humanity had one hope against the despairs"

Makoto Naegi.

"The future foundation."

Pfft. Nope.

You don't even get the lenience of not knowing, the game was televised.

Also why do they all have giant ass trench coats, but this one girl has a fur trimmed one?

We were supposed to be coordinated but nooo.

You guys trying to convince me you saved the world and you can't even coordinate a group outfit?

Suuureeee.

I'm sorry but I can't take this serious narration seriously when looking at people with Monokuma masks on.

And a teeny fedora on one side.

It's so silly, I love it.

See, they may be trying to destroy us all but at least they can coordinate.

I do hope we see and hear more of the tragedy. Especially from these guys because we don't know much about it.

I mean our only sources are Junko and Genocider, not the most reliable.

16 remaining.

...thats not gonna last. And I'm glad we're not doing 15 and than a secret 16 student this time.

At least I hope so.

I swear if there's a random 17th student I'm gonna flip the table.

Random dude with a bull head.

And fur coat girl feeding the guy who's head is on her lap food.

Okay than.

I dunno why but I was suprised they had talents like oh yeah that's not just a high school thing is it.

Immediately, suspicious.

Because tf you mean the Director is the former Director of Hope's Peak.

You mean to tell me there are teachers that survived?

Given what happened to Jin Kirigiri I just assumed all the teachers were gone.

... Apparently not....

But the director? How did Izuru not just destroy you? Like you survived? Are you the only one who did?

I was so scared he was gonna be a secret Kirigiri or something.

Also sus that we don't know his talent, unless he doesn't have one.

I'll be honest, the talents are kinda lame. I mean we've got:

Wrestler.

School scout.

Therapist.

Pharmacist.

Boxer.

Confectioner.

Farmer.

Blacksmith.

Housekeeper.

They aren't bad, they are some pretty cool ones but we're coming off detective, gambling queen, soilder.

Like I expect a few normal titles but suprised there was nothing crazy.

... I'm gonna take that back when the Housekeeper goes full Kirumi Tojo and turns out to he president of Japan aren't I?

I guess it makes sense because they were the survivors of humanity united together.

So them having normalish talents make sense but yeah.

I'm actually more suprised everyone was a Hope's peak student or staff member than anything else.

Also we gotta give them a better title than "Former super high school level" because that just sounds sad.

Oh and we're on a completly safe on an island that no one knows about...

Yeah ya'll are fucked.

White haired dude is back.

And we know he's clearly a big deal because he walked up onto the table.

... How high are the ceilings here?

Kyosuke Munakata. He's the vice chairman of the future foundation.

I will say his hair sucks but that tie is interesting.

And suspicious.

No one walks around in all white with a black tie that has a monster on it.

And we get a full look at the Remnants.

Badass.

Also Mikan's nurse hat looks so adorable.

Twogami with the night vision goggles.

Foreshadowing.

Sonia with the crown 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼yesss.

What are you talking about? You don't look at these murderers with glowing red eyes and think, besties?

Sounds like a you problem.

They officially call Makoto the Ultimate Hope.

So happy, I'd be more happy if they weren't trying to arrest him tho.

"Is he even worthy of that name?"

... If I didn't like you before I sure don't now Munakata.

Don't talk about my boy like that.

Sidenote, I dunno why they keep calling it treason. You guys aren't as far as I know a government or a monarchy.

It's not treason.

Man nothings ever gonna top Makoto showing up late to his own trial.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Asahina!!! And Kyoko!!! With him, yess.

Outfits look great guys.

Maybe that's how you become a future foundation enemy? You just outclass them in the fashion department.

Man I missed these guys.

And yeah... They just arrest Makoto, no rebuttal just accepting he did the crime they're accusing him of and he deserves the punishment.

Love Asahina trying though, that was sweet. It must be hard for these guys too.

And I really like how there's people in the foundation wgo still respect Makoto.

Yeah he betrayed you, you're just doing you're job.

But he's also a colleague, he's someone you've come to know. You still respect him for the things he's done and still like him as a person.

I appreciate that.

... Unfortunately there's also the asshole's who hate him completely.

And fucking beat him to the ground.

And someone tried to throw a knife at Asahina, who's innocent mind you.

...This series is gonna give me anger issues I swear.

That good ol hopes Peak hypocrcy alive and well it seems.

I never thought I'd say this but can we start the killing game?

Please.

They made him bleed the asshole's... And the blood is red.

Kyoko maintaining her image because she knows she has too, while making it clear she is pissed off.

She's immediately characterised correctly.

... Is Chisa the Housekeeper lady with Munakata?

Girl I don't even know you and you deserve better.

Kyoko being Makoto's boss makes so much sense, professionally.

And in her own way telling Asahina she doesn't want her going down with them.

Asahina though, not backing down. I love the friendship between these two.

"We've been through worse."

Ha ha... Don't say it...shhsss

Wait, Chisa taught the Remnants?!

I guess someone would've had to but... What?! You're telling me they allowed her in here?

I appreciate her talking about this, hearing from her you can't kill them with kindness.

Hits harder, because she probably tried to. It must've been hard for her to see her own class destroy the world.

And visually they both look similiar, same green eyes and brown hair.

I wonder if she sees part of her in him. And telling him to quit while he's ahead.

... But Makoto's gonna do it anyway.

Or already has.

I love his answer though, it's so utterly Makoto.

They were people, they weren't born evil and I see hope in them.

... Fine I'll give Munakata a chance but I'm 👀watching you mister.

Hmm let's see, the buildings shaking and there's a bunch of dead bodies in a toilet stall.

Killing game tiiime.

I love the idea of Kyoko abd Asahina just shoving Yasuhiro outside.

Glad he looks the most changed, because he always was the oldest.

Aaand rocket missles.

Man Makoto just getting treated like shit... What would holding him down do? He's already injured.

I get that he's Lucky but it's not always good... As your about to see.

I will say I appreciate Munakata being level headed in the crisis. He might be vice chairman but he's definitely a leader.

Kinda like how Kyoko is Makoto's boss but when it comes to it, Makoto is definitely the leader between them. With Kyoko as his second.

Which is a neat parallel between him and Munakata.

Welp there's the sleeping gas.

And we're waking up disorientated and confused.

With... Bracelets? So at least Makoto got the handcuffs off.

Monokuma's suprise shouldn't make me laugh but here we are.

Makoto looks horrified, poor guy. I think he could've gone his whole life without hearing that again.

Poor boy, got arrested, beat the fuck up, and now relieving the worst experience of his life again.

With all the people who want him dead.

... Fuck man..

I hope the confusion is more what the fuck are you and not what is that?

Because I'm sorry if you don't know what a Monokuma is by now...you're really bad at you're job.

But ohhh boy we really are back in buisness.

"We'll make it a game, you millenials are into that aren't ya."

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Makoto, I appreciate the early Hope speech because fuck Monokuma.

But literally everyone but your friends and Chisa maybe want you dead.

...and hun, you know how this works.

Makoto being instantly horrified and pissed off is the Makoto I need more off.

.... And they fucking killed Chisa.

I don't think we've ever had an opening kill? But... Fuck man, I was expecting her to survive.

... Nope... And oh man it's so brutal, the red blood really makes it worse.

And now Munakata's grieving and pissed...

Which means one of the more level headed dudes isn't gonna be anymore.

Man...Games begun.

Monokuma addressing Makoto by name like an old friend just adds to it.

Fuck man we in for a ride.

[domaintern]

if i was a spectator at the kaiba grand prix i'd be like 'this is so fucking staged'. yeah SUUUREEEE this guy managed to sneak in under a false name and he and Kaiba secretly have beef... yeah of course Kaiba's going to duel him honey did you really think he was going to sit out the tournament for real? IT'S KAIBA. yes of course this was planned Kaiba came down in his dueling coat with his briefcase of cards why would he do that if he was just going to disqualify the man. isn't it a little on the nose to make your superiority complex villain german? oh and come on now he has a "''secret younger brother'''' who ALSO entered the tournament? this storyline is ridiculous

[nyaskitten]

Au where Lloyd sounds like Death the Kid.

nods very slowly pretending to understand yes you're making sense

googles that shit

okay suuureeee

[naivemortal]

Suuureeee

Aziraphale is handling his role as archangel just fine.

[omo-goose]

didn't wet myself! im big, i dont have accidents! really really did spill my drink um i had a water bottle secretly....

mhm mhm suuureeee

so if I check your pants won't be soaked right?

you don't need to change or get cleaned up at all hm?

you really made it to the bathroom? Definitely didn't wet yourself right? hm?