#suureee
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
#invader zim#dib#gaz#membrane family#iz posting#natterings#with a head that big is it any surprise it can contain such multitudes#in all seriousness though i love them and their disaster dynamic#which in many ways feels like one of the most bizarrely realistic dysfunctional sibling dynamics ive ever seen in fiction#which is a fun irony coming from a show as shamelessly absurd as iz#some day ill snap and actually write out the membrane family meta i have in my head#theres so much i could articulate about them if i wasnt too lazy to write it out#ANYWAY#i like contrasting this episode against that one comics issue with gaz cryptid hunting with dib to cover for poisoning him#because it really is nearly the exact same scenario in reverse#and i sort of love the implication that these two will do basically anything to protect each other#but only AFTER theyve intentionally risked their well-being for petty/selfish reasons
There's something quintessentially very sibling-ish in Dib's ability to simultaneously maintain his perception of Gaz as a walking personification of nightmare capable of turning his life into a living hell AND as the helpless little sister he needs to protect
39 notes
·
View notes
Text
taylor x 5sos parallels - part 9/?
#yeah. yeah. enjoy <3#analysis! this one is obviously like. the time is the same lol but the feeling behind is there too but again. kind of opposite#where ibytam is post break up and is like *im* still awake but im suureee youre just fine bc of course you are in more of a mocking (?) way#lie to me is the. im sure youre fine and i wish you werent and im here SAD and youre out there being fine#ibytam is like yeah yeah you think youre so much better than me but yknow what i bet you think abt me and miss me bc im actually great#but lie to me is like. i wish you were thinking abt me not thinking abt him and i know you dont miss me or love me but say you do anyway#but theyre both detailing the aftermath of a relationship which clearly was not working but from dif povs after the fact#like one is glad it's over and one isn't#swiftsos parallels#i bet you think about me#lie to me#taylor swift#5sos#5 seconds of summer#red tv#youngblood#taylor swift lyrics#5sos lyrics#parallels#it’s queue and me#mparallels
142 notes
·
View notes
Note
🍌 Did your muse ever get a sex related injury? If so, what happened?
Sinday Memes for Naughty Headcanons
"AHEM! Not... A question I should be asked but... Aye, perhaps a few... Bumped heads from under tables, scraped knees... That sort of thing.... Nothing... Nothing else."
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
Y'all... I be finishing the smut for StBT part 3 rn and... *blinks, shook* it has been a MIN since I wrote somethin this spicy...
#she need some milk.#angel yells into the void#hopefully it will be done tn and i can proofread in the morn so yall can feast tmrw#🤪🤪🤪#all imma say is az know how to wield a sword that’s for suureee#fic updates
10 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hi!! I saw your latest work for Record of Ragnarok and I loved it sm! Could you do Yandere Nikola, Qin and Hades with a very clingy reader? like following them around, seeking their approval and so on, and if it's alright, could you add some NSFW to if? :3
Suureee! Heeey. I love Qin AND Nikola. Both of ‘em: ideal, hot, husbandos— though, my favouritistic ass says Nikola. But tbh, can’t not love Hades too! But anyway, hope you all enjoy
Nikola Tesla
Nikola is a very logical intelligent man so when he met you, whose has a interest in science too, he tried his best to fight against the obsession and the intense love he developed for you under such a short period of time, since he considers your feelings a lot
Though. Nikola does end up falling into the sick toxicity of Yanderes but he does not lose his scientific and caring mindset so whilst he is rather aggressive to others and protective over you and constantly works to impress you, he won’t push you around or disrespect your boundaries
Nikola is a rather shy Yandere, he doesn’t know how to approach and talk to you properly. He isn’t insecure— well, he’s semi-insecure and he wants to do the best he can to get you to love him and to his relief, it had seemed to work
Since you’re extremely clingy over him, whiny for his attention, following him EVERYWHERE and sitting beneath his contraptions whilst he works, trying to finish his vastly advanced inventions for his approval. You seriously do not need to ASK for Nikola to do any of this since he’ll do it all and more
Nikola’s a gigantic sweetheart, he is rarely violent or even that obsessive towards you since he is lenient and wants you happy, his obsession is mainly based on drawing pictures of you on the back of his blueprints or considering you in his work
To be honest, Nikola’s not that sexually driven at all… he’s actually a virgin and has been his entire life but if you want his attention in the bed, he’ll try his best to please you and yeah, you’ll take his virginity. This is just rare on his ends since he cares more about your connection with him emotionally
“Oh. No, no! Don’t do that! You… Lightbulb. You don’t need to work on my inventions for me to get my pure enamour. You make me delighted every day, you don’t need to impress me. I feel honoured just breathing the air you do. You always make me proud by merely trying and enjoying Science as I do”
Qin Shi Huang
Qin, on the other hand, is very arrogant and confident. King of confidence yet he has a very pristine palette for concubines since he almost never had a true lover. When he met you, he was surprised by how somebody so mundane caught his attention this way
Qin doesn’t really bother trying to fight his growing love and obsession with you a few days after meeting you since he knows he can fix you and make you the perfect Emperor (or) Empress for him. You’ll just need some improvement and he doesn’t mind being pushy and forceful about making you the Royal who fits being by his side
Qin is not clingy but quite hip-attached so he is constantly with you. Because he is the Yandere who completely dictates your life, he controls you and he isn’t ashamed of it. He needs to fix you and he doesn’t mind getting scold-y if it means you’ll listen to him
However, Qin doesn’t need to argue or forceful or even demanding as a Emperor with you since you’re already clingy and needy for his attention and his support and his impress. You want him to approve of your efforts to become a Royal as he wants and you get it after working so hard
Qin is a passionate lover, constantly pampering you with high luxurious grace of being the new Emperor (or) Empress of China with Qin. He shows love through his gifts, he suspects loyalty of you and he usually has you right besides him. Matching him in style and he already has you clad in a engagement ring
Qin views sex as an important part of a soon to be permeant marriage so he often likes to take you bed and he is quite the dominant man, he loves to feel you around his cock. He is quite sexually-driven and you’ll, at least, have sex with him twice a week~ enjoy how flexible and top he is
“Ài! You are not eating, eat! What? … you’re doing excellent with your manners. You don’t need to go overboard since I am very pleased with your efforts of becoming China’s best [emperor/empress], behind myself. Come now, let’s enjoy dinner together~”
Hades
Hades is the most content with developing a deep obsession and love over you in such little time that he barely knows anything about you but he truly doesn’t care, he cares about the cute person he has met and found out about so he quickly falls into his own dark desires and begins to chase you with no real shame over it
Hades is a graceful yet stern King and whilst he truly lives to serve his younger brothers and care for his Pantheon, he doesn’t see any issue with pursuing a lover and gaining a Husband (or) Wife for himself. He promises to take care of you and fight for your honour with all his might
Hades finds your clinginess and neediness and almost childish-like whininess over trying to impress him and have his joy and approval over your every action delightful. He’ll give it to you but he also plays along with all your work so he’ll wait until you’re happy before giving praise
Hades is not a aggressive or brutal Yandere at all, he is a gentle caring one. Even for a man like him, he doesn’t ever ignore you or your intake as he values your opinion, even if he does do things behind your back to fulfil his obsession over every little thing of you
Hades is a loving husband, right up. One, he does not hesitate to ask you to marry him when he learns you reciprocate his intimate love for you and two, he’ll make sure you feel like his equal and feel heard. He gives you what you want at the right time
Hades views sex as lovemaking, as an emblem of his forever lasting love for you and he’ll give it to you when he wants since he isn’t really one for wanting sex himself. So, like Nikola, he’ll fuck you into the mattress when you want it and he’ll give you a good night indeed
“Sugar skull. Come here, please. Why are you grating my Bident? Oh… you want me to make me happy? You already do by being yourself, I’d need have asked you to be my one and only [bride/groom] if I didn’t. Don’t sweat, you’re perfect to me”
#record of ragnarok#anime and manga#record of ragnarok characters#record of ragnarok imagines#headcanons#yandere imagines#yandere#record of ragnarok nikola tesla#record of ragnarok qin shi huang#record of ragnarok hades#nikola tesla#qin shi huang#hades#ror x reader#ror nikola tesla#ror qin shi huang#ror hades#romantic yandere#yandere headcanons#yandere romance#mutual yanderes#record of ragnarok scenarios#nikola tesla x reader#qin shi huang x reader#hades x reader#yandere nikola tesla#yandere qin shi huang#yandere hades#fluff imagines#record of ragnarok fluff
62 notes
·
View notes
Text
R. WEASLEY X READER !!
R. WEASLEY X READER !!
prompt: ronald weasley discovers his massive crush on y/n l/n, but he may have made it a bit too obvious…
requested by: no one
warnings: none(?), seamus being an ass for a bit, everyone hating on seamus😭 (ilhsm, seamus is my baby)
gryffindor!fem!reader x ronald b. weasley
“i’m in love!” the younger weasley boy shouted, maybe a bit too loudly, bursting into the boys gryffindor dormitory. 
“who’s the next victim, and how do you plan to torture them this time?” seamus smirked, raising his eyebrows in response.
“shut up, seamus.” ronald spat to the irish boy, somewhat jokingly.
“yeah, cmon, who is it? don’t keep us waiting.” neville replied from one of the beds, suddenly putting down his herbology book.
“well… it’s uh, this girl, y/n l/n.” ronald said, rubbing the back of his neck with a small smile.
“damn ron, she’s hot snatch! you sure you can do this?” seamus joked again.
“seamus! stop being such a git!” dean said shoving his best friend lightly.
“so, you gonna ask her to the yule ball? it’s coming up soon.” harry suggested.
“yeah! i’m gonna write her love letters every day till the week before, and boom! she’ll be smitten!” the youngest weasley boy said confidently, puffing out his chest.
“suureee….” george sighed, rolling his eyes with a grin.”
“shut it!”
dear y/n,
hello y/n. i have something i must say, i have quite the fancy for you.
but the sad thing to say is that i’m not too sure how exactly to tell you.
i’ll give you a new hint every passing day - up until exactly one week before the yule ball.
hint: gryffindor 4th year.
“my goodness! y/n! i can’t believe it!” hermione said, peering over the letter the girl had gotten from her owl.
“y/n! you have a secret admirer!” hermione said again, getting all excited.
“well, i have no clue who it could be.” y/n reminded.
“it could be anyone in our house and year! harry, ron, dean, neville, seamus-”
“okay okay! i get it!” the girl next to hermione laughed.
“anyone your hoping it to be?” hermione asked nudging her close friend.
“anyone but seamus.” y/n joked.
“hey! what’s wrong with me!” seamus laughed, putting a hand to his heart.
“so do you know who it is?” hermione questioned.
“oh yeah it’s!-”
“NO ONE.” dean smiled as he yelped, covering the mouth of a now flailing seamus finnigan.
“oh really?” y/n asked giving a blank stare.
“nO ONE YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT.” dean said, his smiling getting even bigger and bigger, showing he was up to something, his hand still one seamus mouth.
“uh, sure.” hermione said, turning y/n away.
just before the girls were going to bed in the gryffindor dorms the next night, an owl came fluttering through, which so happened to be yours.
a letter was plopped onto your nightstand and without a second beat, your owl flew off.
dear y/n
it’s me, once again, you looked really nice today
i’ve never seen your hair like that, all wavy and stuff. not to straight, but not to curly, you looked stunning.
do it again sometime
hint: i’m a ginger
“so? what’s the hint?” hermione asked, coming over to your bed.
“he’s a ginger. it’s ronald.”
“how do you know that though? there could be more than one ginger in our year and house!” hermione reminded.
“who else could it be then?” y/n queried.
…
…
…
“exactly what i thought.” y/n smirked in victory.
“well? are you gonna say yes?” hermione asked, getting more and more excited.
“yeah, yeah i will.”
as the days passed, the hints became more and more obvious, confirming it was infact ronald weasley.
and the fact that seamus, for the life of him can’t keep his mouth shut, even if he means no harm.
it was time for the yule ball.
it was time to meet ron.
you adjust your dress one last time, walking into the ballroom, trying to find your date.
“hi there, you look like a dream.”
you turn, to see ron, in some somewhat questionable dress robes - but still looking very handsome.
“hi, thank you.”
music started playing, and the ginger to the fore of you held out his hand.
“may i have this dance?”
“yes…yes you may.”
the two of you waltzed to the center of the flooring, he bowed, leaving a kiss to your knuckles.
he put his hand on your waist, as you did his shoulder, and you two began to dance along to the music.
“i love you, y’know that?”
“i think i figured out that much, captain obvious, i love you too.”
if there’s anything offensive and/or inaccurate feel free to let me know!~
reblogs and likes are appreciated!! <3
hermy,
signing off <3
#ronald weasley#ron weasley x reader#ron weasley imagine#fanfics#harry potter fanfiction#ron weasley fanfiction#ron weasley x you#ron weasley x y/n#hp fanfic#imagine#x reader#canon x reader#oneshot#ron weasley oneshot#harry potter x reader#x you fluff#x y/n#ron weasley fanfic#ronald bilius weasley#ron weasley#requests open#requests#harry potter fanfic requests#fanfic writing#fanfic writer#seamus finnigan#harry potter#hermione granger#weasley#dean thomas
412 notes
·
View notes
Note
[Chuuya smiles a bit, running his hand through his hair while the other one goes back to his cheek, drawing hearts again] Mhm. It'll start heating up pretty quick now. The massage one pretty much just makes it vibrate.
... happy birthday fucker.
[Shoves a bag at him]
-[ @winewinebloodwine ]
This is really so weird I didn't even know what day it was 'til people started saying [shaking the bag]
#also it's just occurred to me dazai can take insane levels of heat but cuddling dazai with blankets is probably like actually agony in summe#<- oh yea for suureee lmao. def a godsent in winter tho#esp for chuuya who pretty much always runs cool#im gonna kms#<- lmao lmao dw i got it on the first tag
711 notes
·
View notes
Text
Larian is wrong. Gale does not have a six pack. Gale does not have abs. Let me propose what's really going on with that dude.
First, let's look at the fighting style of the wizard. Yeah, they have a quarterstaff, but those are usually a last resort defense and not a primary form of attack. You still want to have the upper body strength to swing one around that's decently enough made to not snap like a twig if you've got to defend from an axe in a pinch, so they're not light, but it's not like he's bench pressing with the thing either. He's also not twirling it like a baton, or using it in a martial manner like a monk would, but that's where the other component of a wizard's fight style comes in; casting spells.
I'm not going to pretend I fully know/understand all the intricacies of magic and spellcasting in the Forgotten Realms, I play DND but we ignore that spell component bullshit. Somatic and verbal components still matter, but material? Ppf. Fuck that. All that is to say, take what I'm gonna suggest with a heap of salt.
Pretty much every spell in existence has a somatic component, meaning you move your arms and hands in a certain way to make it happen. So wizards may not be doing much heavy lifting, but they're still moving their arms a lot. Probably having to brace themselves to cast more powerful spells, too. And you can still very much build some muscle tone even if you're not throwing around bags of sand. Gymnasts and swimmers come to mind in this particular instance. Like yes I'm sure they train in other ways (and I know they rely on core and leg strength way more) but you can't tell me none of their increased arm strength comes from doing their actual sport.
And hell, as I was typing that out, maybe wizards do have arm-specific strength building exercises they do outside of spell casting. At the very least they're doing some hyper specific things with their wrists and fingers. Violinists do finger strength building exercises. That's totally not out of the question. It's likely, really.
Posture is also important for a wizard, not just because good posture keeps you alive in most dangerous circumstances in general, but it keeps you properly balanced to cast, and cast accurately. Given Gale's reprieve from the public eye for a year, though, this aspect has admittedly probably taken a little hit, and changes in posture can change the way a body's weight is distributed. And I want to make it very clear-- I don't think this man is thin. Especially not now, not with time and age. But I also don't think he completely stopped keeping up with his spellcasting, either. He'd want to keep his mind, tongue, and fingers sharp. This man doesn't do core exercises, mind, but he probably only spent the first few... Weeks? Maybe a month or two-- wallowing. You can take the wizard out of the spells, but you can't take the spells out of the wizard. He was trained to cast with efficiency and precision, and he'll keep doing that, so his posture, and therefore core strength, wouldn't completely lapse. In short, tummy plush, but likely not round.
Now, everything beneath the belly isn't as important for a wizard's needs, so I'm going to skim past them a little to get to my conclusion, but to summarize, if he has cake it's not because he was doing squats, if his thighs are thick it's not because of muscle, and we all know this man's knees are dogshit. There's a reason one of his canon lines is, "Given my propensity towards verbosity, it surely can't be a surprise that I have a practiced tongue." Suureee bud you can use that as your excuse for being a cunning linguist instead of your knees.
In conclusion, all of this is to get to the point that Gale does not have abs. Gale is, in fact, closer to dadbod, with some pretty decent upper body strength.
Oh yeah and he's hairy. I don't make the rules sorry.
#dylawa rambles#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 gale#baldur's gate 3 gale#baldurs gate 3 gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#i honestly have no idea what body positivity tags this post wants or needs#but we love dadbod gale
96 notes
·
View notes
Text
[LISA The Forgiving Chapter 1 Part 9]
Speech Bubbles Used
Honestly it feels like its been way longer since I last updated... "I wanna update more consistently!" she said... mhm suureee... Anywho yeah uni is kicking my ass so I will not be updating consistently :( but I'm glad I was able to get to updating this eventually!!! It's a lil rushed but I had fun making it :)
Next
Previous
Index
#lisa rpg#lisa the joyful#lisa the painful#buddy armstrong#buddy lisa#rando lisa#lisatheforgivingcomic#lisatheforgivingchapter1#rando just lost sm respect for brad#buddy doesn't know what the law is#so it doesn't apply to her#oh right i should probably tag bernard#bernard buttfart#imagine having that last name#stupid little guy
38 notes
·
View notes
Text
i think in a mlp au Grian's cutiemark would look like a stick of dynamite paired with some wings or smth and when he dresses as Ariana Griande she would put a sticker/makeup or smth to make it look like a microphone with wings (to hide her identity) and when anyone points out to Grian like 'hey look at Griande's cutiemark doesn't it kinda look like yours ahaha' he would kinda roll his eyes and go "suureee. because i masquerade as a pop star in my spare time. yup , that sounds like me." completely deadpan and absolutely no one would be suspicious of him /gen. its literally a foolproof plan.
#grian#ariana griande#yeah i was on ponytown earlier thats why im thinking of this#hermitcraft#astronomically random
229 notes
·
View notes
Text
Steve’s the type of person to be jokingly jealous with Eddie. Eddie’s not answering the phone? Best believe when Eddie calls back the conversation goes something like this:
“So what position were you guys in when I called earlier, huh?”
“Steve, what? Who?”
“Your sidepiece, obviously.”
“Baby I had a campaign you know this.”
“Suureee you did, Eds. That’s what they all say.”
Eddie just rolls his eyes and smiles because he would never cheat on Steve and he knows it (and vice versa).
216 notes
·
View notes
Text
20 questions.
Synopsis: Just a game of 20 questions (+1)
Rating: Nothing too explicit but still gonna rate it (18+) to be on the safer side. Mentions of sex.
Category: Mainly fluff with a teeny tiny pinch of smut.
(The questions asked by Ethan are marked blue and Penny's ones by pink)
"Come on, it'll be fun! "
"No." Ethan flatly replied, staring at the 20 questions, spicy edition box.
" Please explain to me why did you buy this? "
"I didn't, it was a birthday gift. "
" Ah. Of course. "
"Soo... "
"Still no. "
"Fine. I'll just have to find someone else to play it with. Maybe Bryce. " She said, annoyance lingering in her tartly tone.
"Rookie, are you seriously trying to make me jealous over this? "
"Is it working? "
"Sadly, a little. "
She threw her hands in the air, doing a ridiculous victory dance before sitting down on the sofa. Her slender fingers tore away the plastic packaging, sliding the lid off and removing one pile of cards.
"How about this one? "
"Whatever you want, Penny. "
Ethan replied distracted, his attention more focused on his girlfriend and the strand of hair he was playing with.
"Ok.. Let's see.. Yeah, this one. Ethan, listen! "
She swatted his hand away, pushing his other approaching hand, before returning her attention to the questions.
" Have you ever had a dream about me, if so describe it? " She looked up at him, his demeanor instantly shifting from disinterested to attentive.
"Of course I've had dreams about you, multiple ones. My favourite include you me, the Hawaii beach and that pretty little bikini of yours."
"Which one? "
"I believe, it's my turn to ask questions. "
He picked up one card from the pack, his spectacled eyes roaming over the words before smirking.
" What's the one thing I do that gets you instantly riled up. "
" When you whisper something dirty in my ear with that innocent look on your face as if we were discussing some patient's symptoms. "
"It's called professionalism. "
" Suureee. Also I wasn't done. When you call me Rookie during sex." Ethan nodded approvingly. Gesturing to the pile, he continued.
"Your turn. "
"Ooh,this is a good one. You can choose only one for the rest of your life - Your favorite food or mind blowing sex. "
"Easy, I choose you. You are my favorite thing to eat and it usually leads to mind blowing sex."
Aspen gasped mockingly, holding her hands over her heart dramatically. He picked up the next card as Aspen continued teasing him.
"Real smooth Ramsey. "
"Only for you. "
"Describe your sex life in three words. "
" Um... Let's see. Adequate. Lackluster. Plain. Next question! " She struggled keeping a straight face as Ethan's twisted into a horrified expression.
"WHAT? PENNY?!"
She giggled, kissing his cheek and the side of his mouth. Ethan relaxed, shaking his head at her ability to still get him flustered.
"Now, if you had.."
"You didn't answer my question. "
"Well if you must know. Exhilarating. Bliss. Hot. "
"Much better. Continue. "
"Hmm. If you had to rank your make out sessions, including your past relationships where would I stand. "
"Always, number one. "
"Pfftt. Boring. " She chided.
"Now that I think about it, there was his one thing Harper used to do... "
"Okay! Okay! Sorry. " Ethan grinned, fingers reaching for the next card.
" What is your body count? You don't have to answer that. "
"Nah I don't mind. Including you, 5. You know, you're the only person I've slept with in the entire city of Boston. Massachusetts actually."
Ethan smirked, his hubris expanding ever so slightly, yet knowing he wouldn't care either way. Having her, in this capacity of domesticity every single day of his entire life still made him slightly weak in the knees.
"Oh! I know this one! Which song instantly gets your partner in the mood/would they play during sex? "
Rising to her feet to stand on the couch, swaying her hips ridiculously and breaking into the most off beat tone deaf version of sway.
"When marimba rhythm starts to playyy" She wiggled her eyebrows suggestively at Ethan.
"Penny.Hush." She scolded, the tips of his ears turning slightly pink with embarrassment. It was true, he on occasion (quite frequently) pulled Aspen into an impromptu dance which quickly turned far too obscene to be performed anywhere other than the sanctuary of their home.
"Dance with mee, make meee swayyy. "
Holding her hand, he pulled her down, settling her on his lap, gently covering her mouth with his palm. His hot breath against her neck, he hoarsely whispered in her ear.
"Shhh." Turning around just enough to make eye contact, she taunted.
" Ooohhh. Kinky. " Freeing herself from him, she took her original space, in front of him.
"You're impossible. " Yet he couldn't help it when his lips slightly pulled into a faint smile, despite all his efforts not to concede. In return she stuck her tongue at him, further emphasising his point.
"I believe it's my turn. The hottest thing you're partner has done,not sexual."
"Remember the baseball game last year?" He nodded curiously, waiting to see where this was headed.
"I plowed into Landry,the fight broke out and that Mass Kenmore doctor came at me but you were all ' Dont you dare touch her, you son of a bitch.'
She said in a fake gruff voice, failing admirably to imitate Ethan.
"And then you topped it off with holding the cold beer bottle against your cheekbone. And the kiss. "
"We had kissed before, more passionately. " He quizzed, unable to understand the logic.
"Yes, but that gave me hope, I couldn't have moved on after you, Ethan, I could only hope that we were in fact inevitable. "
He stared at her silently, his strikingly sharp blue eyes conveying cold warmth, swirling emotions flicking through them. Ethan only pulled her hand to his, kissing her knuckles, one after the other. Turning her hand, she ran it along his bearded jaw. Ending the somber moment, she spoke.
"Ahem. Dominant or submissive. "
" Way to ruin the moment Rookie. With you, I don't care, everything feels perfect. You are perfect"
"Aren't you cute."
" Favorite time to have sex? "
"It would probably be morning sex although afternoon sex does hit different. I don't really mind when we have sex as long as we do. "
Ethan chuckled at her crass admission, her giddy laughter filling the room and his heart.
"Any particular kink or fantasy you enjoy? "
" Well, does it count when you call me either sir Or Dr Ramsey? "
"Are you sure there isn't a secret red room somewhere in this house? "
Ethan only rolled his eyes at the age old joke she insisted on making him hear ever since... That day.
"I still stand by what I said. I'd go anywhere with you. " She added somberly, noticing how he had instantly gone quiet.
"Thank you, Penny. "
"Next, Lights on or lights off?"
" Lights on please. "
"Hard and fast, or slow and sensual?"
" Hard and sensual. "
She smirked as he shrugged his shoulders and with an air of nonchalance plucked the next card from the pile. His face flushed as he read the words in front of him. Clearing his throat, he spoke hesitantly.
"Do you want to make a sex tape?"
Aspen gave him her classic fuck me look accompanied by her batting eyelashes, she pulled his tshirt, drawing him closer, whispering
"Of course, sir. "
"Tease." He grumbled, seeing her already intent on this particular endeavour. She winked at him, twirling the next card in her hand, breaking eye contact to read the question.
Are there types of clothing that you find highly erotic?"
"Probably something of mine. My Hopkins shirt is the favorite.
" That is pyjamas! And to think all the lingerie I bought when all I needed was old pyjamas.
"Gotta keep you on your toes, Rookie. "
"Uh huh. Your turn. "
"How would you feel about going skinny-dipping?"
" Name the place, date and time and I'll be there. Naked."
"I wouldn't recommend it, the bacteria isn't good for...
"Have I recently reminded you how hot it is when you say bacteria during sex? "
"Ask the question, Penny. "
"What color underwear would you like to see me in later?"
"None." His eyes flashed dangerously before returning to the next card.
"Would you rather have car sex or shower sex?"
"Both."
"That's not how it works. "
"Would you really have me choose? "
"... Very well. "
"Where’s somewhere in our home you'd like to 'christen'?"
"I believe we have got it covered, don't you agree. "
"Wholeheartedly. Although I would love a reminder on your office desk. "
She clasped his knee, running her hand up his thigh which he promptly stopped in its journey. Entwining it in his own, he continued.
"If there were Sex Awards, what would I win in? "
"For your unending stamina to indulge me, your technique which drives me mindless. All in all, your dick is beyond impressive. "
"Thank you for that very crass compliment."
She laughed at his slightly tinged ears. He looked at her expectantly and she realised he was waiting on her to ask the next question.
"Don't tell me you're enjoying this so much that you've lost track of the questions. It's all done. "
She pointed downwards to the now non existent pile, besides it lay the already asked questions. He sighed, closing his eyes. She continued on to her 21st question.
"Do you know just how lucky you're going to get? "
"Why don't you show me? "
"Ready? "
"For you? Always. "
**********
#aspen milla kallie#open heart mc#ethan x aspen#ethan x mc#ethan ramsey x mc#dr ethan ramsey#ethan ramsey#open heart choices#open heart fanfic#oph fics#oh fandom
27 notes
·
View notes
Note
OMG, THE DOISE GET "FAKE" PREGANT CANON TOTALLY OFICIAL YES FAKE MAN PREGANT TOTALLY REAL OMG AIM SO HAPPY OMG OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAN PREGANT CANON
SUUREEE....!!! YUH! YEAH!!! FAKE MPREG.
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Yes.
Progress!
73 notes
·
View notes
Note
Heh,, You suureee it isn't me stealing your knives?? >:3
Yk I lovee knives!!
I'm joking!! Right?
- 💜 anon
I KNOW IT'S NOT YOU STEALING THEM BECAUSE I COUNT THEM.
[ REGARDS, HABIT ]
#💜 anon#anonymous asks#HABIT speaks 🐇 ☠️#habit emh ask blog#habit rp blog#answered asks#ask response#( ooc > )#cw caps#cw knives
5 notes
·
View notes
Note
*I pant heavily, more than the first time, squirming a shit ton more.. he was still going to slow. I began to whine again, looking up at him pleadingly.* (I love you for enduring this scene)
eeehh i've done worse -v- this is fun for me anyway)) *He slammed into ya, now proceeding with his hard and fast pace again. once more he tried to be quiet by biting his bottom lip* "hhhrrggHghhh..fuckfuckfuckfuuucckk.." *Once again his thrusts became sloppy and eventually he came again, reeaaal deep inside of ya, he released his grip on your hand and gripped ur hips instead, just to grind into you and ride out his orgasm* "ooooohhh yeaaaa.. ur for suureee knoocked up now..~"
4 notes
·
View notes