#sushi nami

[akwolfgrl]

LFT PART 43

They all sat on the drying deck after escaping Loguetown, except Sanji who got up to make snacks/lunch for everyone. Sanji's cat crawled into his lap making itself comfy kneading at his leg. He felt eyes on him. He looked up to see Usopp's confusion, Luffy was just staring at the cat maybe with hunger? And Nami was cooing at the cat.

“Ummm when did we get a cat?” Usopp asked.

“Zoro got it for Sanji as a courting gift, while an odd gift. I suppose though it would be useful, they are considered to be good luck,” Nami explained. “Luffy he's not to be eaten, Sanji would be very hurt if you ate his pet,” she wanted their captain.

She had a point unfortunately, he was looking at the little black cat as if he would make a nice snack. Zoro stroked the cat's back, it arched under his hand purring.

“Fine, can I touch him?” Luffy asked, reaching out a long arm.

“Sure, if he lets you,” The cat would just do whatever it felt like doing, sometimes they were friendly and other times they were selective about who they would allow to touch them.

The cat reached out with one paw to bat at Luffy's hand. Luffy wiggled his fingers causing him to go after the rubber digits with both paws standing on his back legs as he attacked their captain.

“Awwwwww he's so cute!” Nami cooed.

“Look at him go! So ferocious you get those fingers kitty cat!” Usopp cheered the cat on.

Luffy laughed and continued to wiggle his fingers as the cat made little growls as it batted away until he took a worng step and tumbled out of Zoro's lap. He got up with his back arched, fur standing straight up. He lets out a soft chuckle as the cat begins to hop sideways towards Luffy.

“Jungle cat vs rubber, who will win!?” Usopp began to narrate as the scene began to unfold.

The cat countired to attack luffys hand as luffys hand incited the cat into action. The cat warped its paws around Luffys wirst and kicked its back paws agaist his arm and bit at luffys fingers not drawing blood. Both luffy and sanjis cat were having a great time.

“Lunch time! I made sushi and cocktails! Also Luffy like I promised for not eating Mt fish you made you seared tuna steaks eatch one a different seasoning,” Love cook came over Laden with trays. He eve had one a top his head. “Luffy the top is yours,”

“Yosh!” Luffy stopped playing with the cat a reached for the plate on Sanji's head. He imditly shoved a steak in his mouth. “Oooo it's kinda sour and lemony! I like it!”

“Hey shit-cook, I think you burned one,” Zoro pointed to the next one Luffy was swolling whole.

“I most certainly did not, it's call blackened it's a type of seasoning,” He responded handing Nami an orange looking cocktail with a sparkly looking peel. “For you my dear it's a screwdrive granshised with a candy minka peel,”

“Ooo,” Nami took a sip. “Mmm delish thank you sanji,”

“You welcome Nani swan,” Zoro watched as he passed out the other cocktails. “Usopp this is a Pina colda, luffy a blue lagoon. And for the moss a sake bomb,” Sanji handed him a glass of beer with chopsticks and a sho glass of sake on top. Zoro pulled the chopsticks away and the sake shot feel into the beer. “Eat up!” Sanji placed the large platter of sushi on the ground int he middle of everyone takeikg a small plate of just raw fish. “Mr. Noodles here kitty,” Zoro snorted into his drink luckily not spilling a thing. The cat now dubed Mr. Noddles imidlty ran to sanji and the fish.

“Mr. Noddles?” Nami questioned while Luffy laughed his ass off. “What kinda name is that?”

“What's wrong with the name? I think it's cute, and its to late to change it I've made up my mind,”

“But why food?”

“I'm more worried about if the cat, Mr. Noddles is even gonna be safe!” Usopp worried.

“why wouldn't it be?” Zoro asked. “the lady said it was a good gift for a ships cook,”

“Zeff had one, her name was Clementine. She even went to the grand line with them; she only recently died of old age. She was almost thirteen years old, she lasted longer than Zeffs crew who all drowned in a strom,”

“Yah Usopp the cat will be fine,” Zoro used his chopsticks to take some sushi before Luffy ate it all.

“Mr. Noodles is our new member!! We need to have a party!” Luffy declared before shoveling sushi in his mouth.

[feli4x]

KURA SUSHI ONE PIECE COLLAB ITEMS !

(f2u with credit - i took these pics myself!)

[saeshiraw]

watching ror and i just have some thoughts

[dykesynthezoid]

Knowing Zoro’s tastes in food I’m willing to bet there’s been a time Sanji made everyone sushi and just set down a plate of the most perfect-looking hotate nigiri with little dabs of roe on top and the smallest squeeze of lemon (not even sparing Zoro a glance as he sets it down bc why would he, he’s busy fighting off Luffy and crooning at Nami across the table)

And acting thoroughly Over It as usual, Zoro casually stuffs one whole into his mouth and nearly starts crying with joy

Ofc bc it’s Zoro, from the outside it just looks like he’s very grimly staring down at his plate like a man going to his death

Sanji rolls his eyes and goes “Oi, swordsman, if you hate it that much you can just give it to Luffy,” and Zoro looks up, goes bright red, glares at him, and then proceeds to tear into the rest of his plate like a man starved while refusing to break eye contact until he’s completely finished

[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: dating ace edition

— male reader <3 i love ace so much sorry it took so long to finish this pooks

— im a firm believer that ace definitely types hehehehe and actually does giggle in real life. he's such a giggler.

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portgas.[name]: best part about dating ace?? his person(a)lity(rms) ❤️

tagged: [l/n].ace

[l/n].ace: damn id smash this fine mffff

-> portgas.[name]: im deleting this post u fucking narcissist

freeluffy: i still win our arm wrestles tho 🥱

roro.zoro: does [name] know he mispelt personality?

-> portgas.[name]: its something called a pun, zoro.

-> roro.zoro: well the delivery sucked i thought ur brain had an aneurysm

revo.sabo: BARRRFFFF this egotistical maniac didnt need this stroke to his ego [name]

-> portgas.[name]: trust me im regretting even dating ur silly ass brother rn

-> [l/n].ace: r u guys talking about me 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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[l/n].ace: pov ur on a date with me and watching me try not to vomit all the sushi i shoved into my mouth all over the table

tagged: portgas.[name]

portgas.[name]: why r u on dates w other ppl???

-> [l/n].ace: ITS A JOKE BABY PLS

-> portgas.[name]: mhm

m4rco.polo: damn this shit sounds disgusting id never go on a date w u again if i saw this tbh

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yamayamato: r u cheating on [name] ace?

-> [l/n].ace: IT WAS A JOKE ITS AN INTERNET SAYING PLEASE

-> yamayamato: yeah well i dont think its very funny :// u should be loyal in a relationship

-> portgas.[name]: yamato <333 u were always my favorite boy ugh i love u sm 🥰

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[l/n].ace: weekly me post bc i love me! (and my mans) 🤓😕

tagged: portgas.[name]

portgas.[name]: yeah im in there guys!!!

-> [l/n].ace: i love u hehehe u make me blush hehehehe

portgas.[name]: are u free tn? i'll take u out and treat u right ughhh

-> [l/n].ace: i got a date with my bf later tn, sorry not sorry !!!

revo.sabo: i need to mute you because i can't be seeing this shit when im in public

-> [l/n].ace: dont be ashamed that your brother is so hot wtf

revo.sabo: with all due respect, im already ashamed that hes my brother in general soooo

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yamayamato: my arms are still bigger. get on my level ace HAHAHA

-> portgas.[name]: proof?

-> [l/n].ace: this is literally cheating, you're cheating on me right now. can you please stop cheating on me with yamato?

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m4rco.polo: god forbid these two do anything by themselves

tagged: [l/n].ace and portgas.[name]

[l/n].ace: ur just jealous ur not in love like we are

-> portgas.[name]: agreed bc how r u gonna be like 40 and still not get any play

-> m4rco.polo: 40?????

dni_nami: i loveee them (whenever they come over they ruin the entire house and im this close to murdering them both)

-> portgas.[name]: but nami 🥺🥺🥺

-> dni_nami: no.

eee.izo: its like ace is trying to become one with him or smth, so unsettling

-> [l/n].ace: weren't you the one preaching about young love a week ago?

-> eee.izo: and now im telling u to GROW UP ace, he's not going anywhere if u let go of him for two seconds

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[l/n].ace: i love my snookums baby boy handsome pretty king to the moon and to saturn <3

tagged: portgas.[name]

portgas.[name]: ... i guess i love you too.

-> [l/n].ace: be more confident when u say it baby cakes

-> m4rco.polo: oh my god [name] break up with this fool already what the fuck is this

freeluffy: whats a snookums?

-> roro.zoro: don't ask luffy, you wouldn't want to know.

revo.sabo: awww what a cute post, if only ace were normal <3

[liked by eee.izo, m4rco.polo, and 100 others]

-> [l/n].ace: ????

-> portgas.[name]: im so glad we can agree on this sabo !!!

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portgas.[name]: rare sighting of a photo of ace with his shirt on, everyone celebrate in the comments !!!

tagged: [l/n].ace

portgas.[name]: dont get me wrong hes sexy both ways but im not trying to see his nipples every where i go

-> [l/n].ace: but babe you said u liked my titties 🥺🥺🥺

-> portgas.[name]: can you not do this rn.

revo.sabo: yayyy finally he stopped being a WHORE

-> portgas.[name]: at least he can be my whore, but still i agree

-> [l/n].ace: you're the most confusing man i know

-> [l/n].ace: i love u sm hehehehe

-> revo.sabo: the way ik his ass is blushing so hard rn and kicking his feet in the air

eee.izo: thank god for that, i was getting tired of seeing him shirtles sin every single post

m4rco.polo: finally !!!

portgas.[name]'s story:

i love him A LOOOTTTTTTTT even though he's a lil freak

[l/n].ace replied to your story: when he posts you 😍😍 i love u too bby (even tho u literally cheat on me to my face with yamato but its wtv bc i love u enough to ignore it ❤️)

[miraclecherryblossomsblog]

Twyla ur brain....UR BRAIN! GENIUS!!!

@miraclecherryblossomsblog your tags on my bartender sero post for patchy have me giggling and kicking my feet :3

SO

Allow me to feed you as well, my darling >:3

Lmao we both know Zoro can't cook for SHIT.

BUT, imagine if he could? 👀

Relegate it so a special AU perhaps.

But I could imagine your boyfriend zoro, seeing how happy you are when you eat food you love. There's just a certain warmth he feels in his belly when he sees you smile after your first bite. It almost stops him from scolding you if you burn your tongue.

He hadn't really done much with his life aside from fight, so he decides to take his life in a new direction, inspired by his love of you uwu. Dawg works super hard, multiple jobs, to put himself through culinary school, so he can cook you the yummiest foods.

His ultimate goal? To open up a Japanese themed restaurant, celebrating his heritage and love of samurai. It is also his ultimate tool to love you through your tummy UwU.

He knows how much you love soup, so a majority of his menu is different kinds of noodles. Ramen, soba, udon, you name it 🍜. But he also makes sushi 🍣.

The process of creating his menu is so cute. Based on all your tastes so he knows you could and would eat anything on it. He's at home, trying to put stuff together. Having you taste his broth, make suggestions for toppings, the whole nine yards.

He's not one for picking names for each item, so he let's you do it. And you know what else? He appreciates your artistic abilities so much that he let's you make concepts for aesthetics of each bowl of noodles and presentation of his sushi. All cute and silly designs courtesy of you.

He attributes you to all of his successes in his restaurant every time 🩷🌸.

You as well my love, are his muse. You push him forward to do bigger and better things with himself and his business every day :3 🫶🏾

Kith u!! 💋💋💋💋💋

[narenohate]

nothing but fish on the sea ig

nobody: me: anyways here's an excuse to turn a blorbo into a furry i can draw easily

AKA - fishman nami au! it's a major fishman redesign and a minor species swap between her and arlong. i can't wait to write it...... there's so much lore in my head.

sanji either loves her or wants to actively turn her into a sushi platter and it's up to you to pick what is funnier. what matters is her gag in this au is that she is very small and can carry anything.

the girls bedroom on the merry is a fish tank and vivi is too polite to point it out (robin isn't, but she sleeps underwater either way)

also, her weapon here is a trident, also built by usopp. their friendship started when he convinced her, somehow, to go visit kaya and pretend to be a sea-beast he captured. the "somehow" was a pile of jewelry that went missing from the mansion that night, by the way.

I did this in conjunction w @serpentfever, who did their own version of a fishman nami!!

[amniotic]

Strawhat Pirates mixtape 𓇼 ⋆｡˚ 𓆝₊⊹𓆉︎

i'm very normal about them, so i made a mixtape for the strawhats. this is more like a OPLA mixtape cause i'm still in alabasta in the animé akjjassja ⋆｡𖦹 °.🐚⋆❀˖°

˗ˏˋ listen here ˎˊ˗

Sanji

Good old fashioned lover boy - queen Valentine - Laufey Algo contigo - Rita Payés Can't help falling in love - Elvis Presley Hey Lover - The Daughters of Eve O' Sarracino - Renato Carosone Me and my husband - mitski The other woman - lana del rey Mio Amore- the flamingos Sway - Dean martini Washing machine heart - mitski

luffy

Nuestra canción - monsieur periné Hijo del sol luminoso - Joe Vasconcellos Pregon para iluminarse - Los Jaivas You've got a friend in me - Cavetown Hypeboy - Newjeans Music for a sushi restaurant - Harry Styles Hopes and Dreams - Toby Fox Hunger - Aurora The mother we share - CHVRCHES 愛彌々 - Mongol800×Wanima

Zoro

No Church in The Wild - JAY-Z Leave my body - florence + the machine Die for you - the weeknd STRONG - Miyavi Guy.exe - superfruit I love you, i love you, i love you, i hate you - Miyavi Yo no soy celoso - Bad Bunny Espada - Javiera Mena No Tengo dinero - Juan Gabriel King of Lionheart - Of Monster and Men Hasta la raíz - Natalia Lafourcade

Usopp

Lies and truth - L'arc~en~Ciel I'm not calling you a liar - florence + the machine Cloud 9 - Beach Bunny Friday I'm in Love - The Cure No hace falta - Monsieur Periné Soldier, Poet, King - The Oh Hellos Teenagers - My chemical romance Rabbit Heart - Florence + the machine Starman - Seu Jorge

Nami

Dangerous Woman - Ariana Grande Are you Satisfied - Marina Vine Solita - Natalia Lafourcade Diamonds are a girl's best friend - Marilyn Monroe Dog Day are Over - Florence + the machine The River - Aurora Free - Florence + the machine Entre el mandarinal - Daniel toro Little Talks - Of monster and Men Ïf We All Die Tomorrow - Tom Rosenthal

[dittolicous]

More on my One Piece x Pokemon train:

Sanji's Milotic is his Little Princess, even before she evolved. Daddy's little girl. Queen of doing no wrong. It's a good thing she's actually quite well-mannered and sweet, because he'd honestly let her get away with murder.

If her and Gyarados do ever have an egg, Zoro will have a fight to keep Sanji from turning Gyarados into sushi. For now, both are entirely unaware their Pokemon are mated.

Actually imagine one day she finally DOES, Sanji coming across her curled around an egg and losing his ever-loving-shit - immediately calls a crew meeting to find out who DEFLOWERED HIS PRECIOUS BABY GIRL, demanding to see every water type in her egg group (which lbr they wouldn't keep up with that so that would then devolve into a debate over egg grouping and pokemon breeding all while sanji is fuming). of course, except for zoro, everyone else knows who the father but is staying quiet either 1) for the lulz 2) to keep damages down or 3) isnt paying attention (aka luffy). this goes on for a while when suddenly

CRRK CRRK the egg begins to hatch! theres silence on the deck as the new baby burst free, sparkle sparkle sparkle sparkle

its a shiny fucking magikarp

sanjis neck cracks so loud from the speed he turns on zoro, steam pouring out his ears, chopper almost drags him to the infirmary just to check him out

he'd rather kick Zoro's ass

sends him flying off deck bcuz he was napping the entire time

here come the swords!

its mass chaos

poor franky is overworked

once things calm down it turns into a debate on who takes ownership of the magikarp, zoro n sanji feuding like bitter exes divorced thrice over determining custody time for lil timmy

(they end up leaving it in Momo's care as symbol of friendship - he takes very good care of them)

Luffy never just catches Pokemon. He's the Ash, his team is entirely composed of Pokemon that are like ‘his vibes are immaculate’ and join him. There are numerous Pokemon he considers ‘his’ or part of his crew strewn out across the seas, but he never caught them and they stayed behind for one reason or another.

For a good portion of his travels, he didn’t even actually catch them with Pokeballs. He only did so after Marineford, because having them in Pokeballs would've made things easier and safer for them. Still doesn't keep them put away often.

Sanji and Nami are scared of Bug Types, which made getting along with Zoro's Scythor and Usopp's Spinarak difficult at first. They got used to Sythor easier thanks to his less buggy nature, but Spinarak took time. This was not helped by Spinarak constantly trying to get chummy with them only to accidentally scare them.

One incident involved him pulling a Charlotte's Web in the gally, writing a compliment to Sanji in his web (Usopp taught him how to read and write because why not - bored island kids do whatever). Unfortunately, Sanji's horrified screams could probably be heard in Skypiea. Usopp spent hours cleaning all the webbing up and Sanji smoked about three packs that day.

They do eat Pokemon but it's less common compared to regular animals. There are debates that Pokemon just tend to not taste very good regardless of cooking skills, which lends itself to the idea that their powers are somehow connected to the ever nasty Devil Fruit.

Y'know that gag from Pokemon where Brock's own Pokemon would knock him around when he goes girl-crazy? Ya, that but Sanji. His team absolutely takes him down a peg when he gets too fuck-boy.

It's usually his Blaziken, who will just straight up knock him out and carry him away if need be

The only one who doesn't is Milotic and that's because Sanji is her baby just as much as she is his and she wuvs him too much. Spoils him, really

Usopp gets Robin one of those baby slings for her Houndour as a joke but they love it (she puts on matching sunglasses too so he can travel in style)

it's to the point that Chopper gets a little jealous so they have to get him one too

Usopp's Octillary is still a lil shit no matter how much he respects Usopp, so it's not uncommon for her to cover whoever happens to be nearby in either ink or water

her favorite victim is Sanji - she never did forgive him calling her scrawny (even tho it meant they wouldn't eat her)

All of Franky's Pokemon have a star painted or carved somewhere on their body. They like posing with him!

Franky does want a Blastoisite but they haven't had much luck finding one

Brook's Chatot picks up many, many phrases…. unfortunately he, much like Brook, favors the one asking to see panties - the only upside is that he asks everyone regardless of gender

Chatot is not allowed to talk to strangers for totally unrelated reasons

[myslodsiewniav]

Uczelnia nadal nie wyznaczyła daty podpisania umowy (a to równa się z przydziałem grantu). -_-" Więc nie możemy zacząć projektu, który zacząć się miał lipcu.

Ech. Wkuuuuurwia mnie to.

Z moim chłopakiem musieliśmy sobie dłuuugo porozmawiać, aby dojść do przyczyny napięć. Jest ok. To znaczy musimy obydwoje być bardziej uważni na drugą stronę.

Za nami świetny weekend - rozpykaliśmy escaperoom, 3 zestawy puzzli, zjedliśmy sushi, ukręciliśmy chinkali i przesłuchaliśmy lwią część książki, która jest tak bardzo inspirowana twóczością Kariki jak się da (w zasadzie to dorobek literacki Kariki + film "Rytuał" z Netflixa). Tytuł to "Ucichły Ptaki, Przyszła Śmierć" autorstwa Michała Śmielaka. I... jakoś nie czuję tego. Być może chodzi o lektora - momentami czyta dobrze i wczuwa się aktorsko, wręcz zaskakuje mnie jak wyraźnie odróżniam bohaterów po sposobie mówienia, intonacji, a momentami słyszę lektora czytającego groteskowo książkę. To mnie wybija. Nie lubię też bohaterów - co jest dziwne, bo nie są aż tak odstręczający jak postaci u Kariki. Ba! Co jakiś czas łapię się na tym, że gdyby tych dialogów nie interpretował mi w jakiś taki nieprzyjemny, śliski sposób lektor, to tych chłopaków nawet dałoby się lubić - mają swoje wady, ale też zalety. Niestety interpretacja lektora czyni z nich dla mnie najbardziej obleśnych facetów jakich możesz spotkać. Te chichy, jęknięcia, okrzyki, stęknięcia, rechoty, nawet błyskotliwe dwuznaczne żarty podawane z tą manierą pijanego Janusza na weselu, coraz wyżej i coraz bardziej przeciągając sylaby, z jakimś gardłowym rechotem w formie przecinka, gdy jeszcze Janusz ciebie dźga łokciem w bok i domaga się by dostatecznie radośnie docenić jego dwuznaczny żart. Po prostu żart staje się groteskowy i obleśny, chociaż w samym tekście taki nie był. Lektor też dodaje inne takie dźwięki, które są gdzieś na granicy zachowania osoby pijanej i osoby nieokrzesanej... Brrryy... To dowód na to, że nie tylko to co mówimy ma znaczenie, ale też to jak to mówimy.

Ciekawe jak to się rozwiąże.

Mam też nową kanapę - chyba o tym ledwo wspomniałam, ale mamy i jest super.

Dziś siostra do mnie zadzwoniła chcąc się dowiedzieć jak się starać o stypendium lub o dofinansowanie na studia. Chce iść na studia.

Wow.

Więc jeszcze rozmowa z sis o możliwościach.

Ech... ja nie wiem. Kocham ją i lubię, że udaje nam się znaleźć wspólne pole do rozmowy. Rzecz w tym, że gdy w grę wchodzi obranie jakiegoś punktu widzenia lub wyrażenia opinii (albo przyznania się do braku opinii) na jakiś temat światopoglądowy lub ideologiczny, etyczny itp, to okazuję się, że nie możemy być bardziej różne.

W zeszłym tygodniu grana była płeć. Sis podesłała mi tiktoka na którym reporter pyta jakąś dziewczynę o jej opinię na to, że według najnowszych badań płeć (eng. sex) to SPECTRUM. Na co dziewczyna oburza się, że to jakiś lewacki wymysł, a potem prosto do kamery nawołuje, żeby nie dać się ogłupieniu! Że płcie są dwie! I że "myślcie samodzielnie!", a potem oburzona/zatroskana pyta reportera "Jak ktoś miałby sobie dać wmówić, że jego płeć nie istnieje!?".

Moja interpretacja tego filmiku to po 1 - zdziwienie, bo nikt tej dziewczynie nie wyjaśnił najwyraźniej czym jest SPECTRUM, bo nie ma innego logiczne wytłumaczenia, jak mogła dojść do tego, że to co usłyszała ma oznaczać, że jej płeć nie istnieje? :/ Przecież to jakiś wniosek znikąd. To nie prawda, takiej informacji jej nie podano. Więc powstał szum informacyjny w tej konwersacji, a reporter nie postarał się, aby ten szum wyeliminować. Reporter pytał o rzecz A, a dziewczyna zrozumiałą z tego coś, co przetworzyła i wyrzuciła z siebie opinię na temat rzeczy G. Od A do G daleka droga. I ten brak efektywnej komunikacji jest dla mnie bardzo smutny w odbiorze. Bo dziewczyna zareagowała bardzo gwałtownie, informacja musiała wzbudzić w niej duże emocje. A z tego wyeskalowała konkluzja, że ktoś wmawia ludziom, że ich płeć nie istnieje. Zasmuciło mnie to, bo to w małej próbce pokazuje jak bardzo nie potrafimy się efektywnie komunikować jako społeczeństwo...

Po 2 - zastanawiałam się po co siostra mi to podsyła...

Napisałam siostrze, że smutno się na to patrzy, szczególnie na ciąg komunikacyjny "Najnowsze badania potwierdzają, że płeć to spcetrum" i reakcja na to "Jak ktoś miałby sobie dać wmówić, że jego płeć nie istnieje!?".

Na to siostra, do mnie, że COOOO? Że płcie są dwie! I że co może jeszcze? Może uważam, że to całe spectum to te chłopy, które walczyły z kobietami w boksie na Olimpiadzie.

JPDL.

Aż mi serce staje jak się dowiaduję, że moja siostra jest jedną z tych osób, które hejtowały zawodniczki bokserskie na Olimpiadzie. Taka dziwna mieszanka uczuć wtedy jest we mnie: zawód i zarazem nadzieja, że jeżeli tylko dostarczy się mojej siostrze odpowiednią ilość danych to zrewiduje swoje poglądy.

Więc weszła w tą króliczą norę: napisałam jej czym jest "spectrum" - a ona i tak okopała się na pozycji "płcie są dwie". Tak mówi biologia! No, ale przecież nikt nie mówi, że płci jest 18. Tylko, że to spcetrum między "mężczyzna" i "kobieta". Całe to spectrum może pomieścić wszystkich ludzi żyjących na planecie.

Proponuję jej, aby wyobraziła sobie konsolę, taką didżejską. Ma na niej suwaki. Dużo suwaków. Ma możliwość przesuwać każdy suwać daaaaalekiej prawej strony na daaaaaleką lewą stronę. Niech teraz sobie wyobrazi, że po pozycja maksymalnie po lewej to płeć męska, a maksymalnie po prawej to płeć męska. I teraz te suwaki, których jest dużo, linią pod linią, jeden po drugim w rzędzie, reprezentują takie cechy jak chromosomy, jak płeć mózgu, jak gonady, jak poziom hormonów, jak gender czyli tzw. płeć kulturową. I każdy człowiek ma troszkę inaczej rozłożone te suwaki na konsoli. To jest właśnie spectrum.

Siostra mi na odpisała, że jest rozczarowana moim podejściem do tematu, bo przecież biologicznie płcie są dwie, nie ma więcej! Że jak ja mogę takie lewackie gadanie potwierdzać, że przecież akurat ja powinnam wiedzieć co mówi biologia! Że płcie są dwie. "Ty mówisz coś takiego? Ty, po biol-chem-fizie? Po przygotowaniu na medycynę!?" - dopytuje rozczarowana moim postrzeganiem tematu moja siostra.

A ja coraz szerzej otwieram oczy, bo... akurat ten argument jest bez sensu: właśnie na lekcjach bilogii, w biol-chem-fizie uczyłam się, że biologia rozróżnia 3 rodzaje wskaźników płci - płeć chromosomów, płeć mózgu i płeć gonad. Ba! Pani nauczająca biologii (fantastyczna nauczycielka) tłumaczyła nam na tym przykładzie jak wygląda tło biologiczne dla ludzi, którzy być może będą chcieli dokonać tranzycji. Dziwi mnie, że moja siostra zakłada, że to jakaś nowość. Dziwi mnie to, że ludzie takiej wiedzy nie mają...

Ba! O tym, że płeć to spectrum miałam nawet w zeszłym semestrze na socjologii, omawialiśmy też to na copywritingu w duchu "Słyszeliście, że według najnowszych badań naukowych mówimy o płci jak o spectrum? Co o tym sądzicie?" - i nikt nie uznał tego za coś emocjonującego, albo zadziwiającego. Ot. Informacja, która powierza to co obserwujemy w kulturze.

A siostra dalej, że płcie są dwie. A ja na to, że inny przykład na określanie płci, czyli płeć kulturowa, coś odpowiedniego dla każdego kręgu kulturowego inaczej zwana "gender" - w naszym kluczu gender, to kobiety noszą spódnice i sukienki, nie? Mężczyzna w spódnicach i sukienkach jest dla naszego kręgu kulturowego w jakiś sposób "zniewieściały" - czyli jego suwak jest przesunięty w stronę kobiecości na tej umownej, fantastycznej konsoli z suwakami. Ale ksiądz też może nosić sukienki w naszej kulturze - więc też jego suwak się przesuwa ku "zniewieścieniu", ale ze względu na normy i kody kulturowe po prostu to akceptujemy. Czyli nie kwestionujemy jego płci - to jest kolejny przykład na to, że płeć to spectrum.

A na to siostra, wkurzona, wyskakuje z kontrargumentem, że "co ty gadasz!" i zaraz dodaje, że Szkoci chodzą w kiltach! Też w sukienkach! I nikt ich z tego powodu nie szkaluje, ani nie uważa za zniewieściałych, bo to część ich kultury! Mogą chodzić w sukienkach i być bezapelacyjnie facetami! Więc mam jej nie wyjeżdżać z księdzem, jako przykładem, bo to niczego nie dowodzi! Płcie są dwie!

Przez chwilę mnie zatkało... bo nie wiem co zaszło w głowie mojej siostry: ewidentnie ona myśli, że mnie "zagięła", że poleciała po mojej linii argumentacji, jak kombajn. Tym czasem po prostu podała kolejny przykład powierdzający to, co jej wyjaśniam od kwadransu, że płeć to spectrum... Więc zamiast uderzać w ten sam bojowy ton, który obrała ona gratuję jej świetnego przykładu na udowodnienie, że płeć to spectrum, że gender, czyli płeć kulturowa istnieje i że rozmawiając o płci każdy człowiek ocenia "suwak" gender zwykle zgodnie ze swoim kapitałem kulturowym.

Wkurzyłam ją.

Chciała ze mną się wykłucać "pokaż mi jakieś badania naukowe udowadniające, że płeć to spectrum!". No to jej podesłałam pierwsze lepsze z Academii. I też kilka filmów na ten temat z kanału Dawida Myśliwca.

Była obużona, że je podatki idą na finansowanie takich badań, a filmy Dawida skomentowała mi, że nie będzie słuchać lewackiego infuencera, który szerzy propagandę. Na tym etapie byłam zmęczona tą wymianą zdań i odpisałam jej, że jej wybór. A Dawid jest doktorem nauk, naukowcem, tak by the way i dlatego uważam go za całkiem kompetentną osobę, która rzeczowo w tych filmach podeszła do tematu.

Ostatnia wiadomość jaką od niej oczytałam, nim napisałam jej, że "nie mam na to przestrzeni, temat mnie nie porusza, dla mnie to oczywistość tak jak to, że trawa jest zielona - jesteśmy różni, a nasza seksualność jest bardziej skomplikowana niż etykietki" to "Nie wierzę, że ten ziomek jest naukowcem! Jak on się nazywa!? Zaraz go sprawdzę". xD

Trochę to śmieszne, ale trochę smutne...

Ech. I po długiej rozmowie zgodziłyśmy się, że nie zgadzamy się sobą: dla mnie zaskakująco cofającą powszechną wiedzę przyznajmniej do XIXw. jest przyjęcie, że mamy system binarny w określaniu płci, nic dla mnie nowego czy zaskakującego nie ma w koncepcji płci jako spectrum, a dla mniej siostry pomysł, że może być coś poza binarnym podziałem zakładającym podział na kobietę i mężczynę jest zamachem i próbą stworzenia 3-ciej lub nawet 10-tej nowej płci, która z jakiegoś powodu ją złości i zagraża.

Tak też próbowałam to wyjaśnić - nie mówimy o pojawieniu się nagle trójkąta czy gwiazdy pięciobocznej. Mówimy o spectrum, czyli o przestrzeni między A i B. Żadnych C, D, E. Nie przyjmowała tego do wiadomości. I nie wiem dlaczego. Pytałam jej co takiego niepokojącego lub niewłaściwego jest koncepcji płci jako spectrum?

Odpowiedź to "to lewacka propaganda". Nic więcej się nie dowiedziałam.

Ciężkie to momentami.

Anyway - siostra teraz mi wystrzeliła, że chce iść na studia. Z pedagogiki, myśli o wyspecjalizowaniu się w dzieciach na spectrum autyzmu.

...

Mam jakieś złe przeczucia.

Z jednej strony zupełnie jej w tym nie widzę.

A z drugiej - może trafi do ludzi, którzy uaktualnią jej naukową wiedzę o koncepcję SPECTRUM...

Ech...

[leibal]

Nami Nori is a minimalist restaurant located in Brooklyn, New York, designed in collaboration with Modellus Novus. Nami Nori introduced a novel sushi experience with their open-style temaki. Sakaeda, Lee, and Limb, all of whom honed their skills under the tutelage of Chef Masa Takayama, the sole 3-star Michelin sushi chef in the United States, envisioned a dining experience that prioritized quality, sustainability, and accessibility.

[akwolfgrl]

LFT 44

Oh Sanji, here's your bags,” Nami said, changing the subject, handing over the bags he had been carrying earlier.

“Thank you Nami swan!” Sanji dug in the bag. “Usopp here,” Sanj tossed the long nose worry wort a small bottle.

“Ghost pepper hot sauce! I can add a few drops to the Normal hot sauce when it hits people's eye it's gonna hurt even more!”

Zoro finished his drink and took out a bottle of mead he had bought at the fishmongers stall. What did Curls get him? He took a swig of his mead smacking his lips at taste. It was really good. It was no sake but still good.

“Luffy here's some candy that looks and tastes like meat, try to save a piece so I can try and recreate it. ”

“Meat candy!” Luffy took the box and ripped it open and broke a piece off and handed it back before shoveling the candy in his mouth, drooling a little as he sucked on the candy. “fank yuu!”

“And for Nami! A monarch butterfly paperweight,” Sanji took out a round glass object with an orange butterfly on top of a flower.

“Oh Sanji-kun! It's beautiful,” Nami took it in her hands in awe. “I love it, thank you!”

Zoro felt jealous bubbling low in his gut. Would he ever do things like that for him? Would he always come second to Nami? Zoro tilted the bottle back and took another swig.

“Nami’s pretty like monarch butterflies!” Luffy chimed in unhelpfully.

“That makes sense, they do symbolize strength, endurance, spirituality, trust, transformation, and evolution … some people believe that they connect the living to the dead,” Usopp rattled off.

“Oi shit cook got anything to sharpen my swords? Or are you to afraid that I'll kick your ass with three swords?” Zoro wanted Sanji's attention even if it was negative.

“Here shitty swordsman be patient for once,” Zoro caught the bag that was tossed at him with his free hand.

Zoro placed the bottle of mead down and opened the bag, inside was a wooden box, a familiar wooden box. He didn't need to open the box to know what was inside but he did so anyway. He took out each item, Uchiko powder, a mekugi nuki, nugui gami paper, and high grade sword oil. How did Sanji know he needed a new kit without him saying a word? Sanji sat next to him taking some sushi for himself, Mr. Noodles curling in his lap. He put all the items carefully back in the box and placed it next to his alcohol.

“What are we?” He found himself asking.

“Well let me ask you something, did you enjoy our date and do you want to go on more?” He was asked in return.

“Yes! I want more!” Zoro almost cringed at how enthusiastic and needy he sounded. He needed to get a hold of himself, but his heart did funny things when Sanji smiled at him. Like candle light guiding in the dark, soft and flicking hope. He could feel his face flush, maybe he could pass it off as alcohol?

“Then Zoro, do you want to be my boyfriend?”

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Zoro was cute like this, his face red as he nodded eagerly. The man in front of him was open and almost vulnerable right now. He had never seen him look like this before. Sanji took his strong calloused hand in his own, rubbing his thumb over Zoro's skin. The difference in their skin tone makes it clear how his own soft pale skin is blinding against Zoro’s own golden tan skin.

“Yes, I want to be your boyfriend.”

“Hah! Usopp shouted, and Sanji turned to him, pumping his fist high into the air, before turning to Nami his hand held out. “Pay up!”

“Damn it!” Nami cursed and slapped money into Usopp's hand.

“Ummm? What just happened?” Sanji asked, confused.

“I was sure that when dense as his own blades, aka that green moron here, came to me to ask for help wooing you. It would take more than one date, Usopp was certain one date was enough,” Nami explained. “Zoro you owe me!” Nami wagged a finger at Zoro before taking one of the few pieces of sushi that remained on the plate.

“What?! I don't owe you for your lost bet, damn witch!” Zoro yelled at Nami.

“Hey! Just because you're my boyfriend doesn't mean I'll let you get away with calling Nami names!” Sanji informed the sentient plant life, already gearing up to kick his new lover’s ass.

“Well then maybe I don't wanna be your boyfriend any more,” Zoro grumbled with what could only be called a pout.

“Is that so? Well then I guess I don't need any help with the dishes tonight after all,” he quips back with a teasing smirk.

“What!? No, I’ll help!” Zoro yelled. “I can wash dishes better than you can!”

“Do we even want to know?” Usopp whispered in Nami’s ear.

“No we do not.”

[eureka-its-zico]

Okay, now I need Zoro to react to Doc getting hurt cause the thought of it makes me scream. Also, leave me in a room with Arlong and one of Zoro's swords cause im gonna cut him up like sushi. Doc deserves better😭😭😭

Oh, Nonnie, it is only going to get worse.

Doc and Nami have spent about 4/5 days on Conomi Island. (Technically maybe 2/3 if we go off the logic they gave in the show for the amount of days to get there) but I’m extending it because a) Zoro was still out, which gave them time to be back on the island before sleeping beauty woke up and b) they still had to load Sanji’s thicc ass onto the boat along with Luffy’s dry meat.

So, Doc and Arlong are having a…time. I hope y’all are ready for that reunion.

P.s. poor doc does deserve better.

[poisoned-pearls]

for the oc ask game.. food for nami? and also can she cook?

Food: What is your twst OC's favorite and least favorite food? Why (optional)? Is there anyone they can share their favorite food? Is there anyone they can count on to take over the food they dislike?

Nami’s favorite food is definitely any kind of fried fish, but shellfish like lobsters, and oysters!! That and Jamil’s curry, but that’s more along of a specific thing she likes compared to favorite food. (She also eats octopus, bc most octopi Would eat another if they had the chance) she really dislikes more Tunafish mixes though. The weirdly slimy ones. Her fish has to either be raw, like sushi or the shit she catches out in the wild, fried, or grilled. It has to be kinda crunchy, and absolutely NOT mixed with a goopy sauce. Tuna itself isn’t horrible to her but the moment it’s in one of those bags she hatesss it.

she ADORES feeding other people, genuinely she finds it very enjoyable, but she doesn’t often share her food. Usually it’s gone before people realize because she eats fast (which was bc as a kid she was so busy it was like, common practice for her to inhale food), but she’ll share food with Enzi, Maisyn and Nesryn, and her parents.

And funnily enough- her cat. She’ll toss any tuna her way and let her feast on it.

And yes!!! She can cook VERY well!! Jamil and Azul (who btw I refuse to say is a bad cook dude just like, is acting like he isn’t) raised a hell of a cook. Honest to god she could win any competition if she tried.

[lostcherii]

HIDDEN NOVA

CHP(5) THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE WRONG 

Y/n pov

“I cannot get one good hour of sleep now, can i-” i rubbed my eyes and opened my phone to see why i was getting so many notification 

“..1K FOLLOWERS HUH-” i forgot that it was about 3 in the morning and normal people, unlike me, were sleeping 

“STOP SCROLLING ON INSTAGRAM AND YELLING WHILE YOUR AT IT,” nami yelled from the other room 

“SORRY-” i yelled back

“JUST STOP YELLING-”

I chuckled to myself thinking about how successful the band was becoming; they had even taken a few gigs at some other bars.

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“Hey law, you wanna meet up at the bar again?” i asked law while re-filling the coffee beans in the cafe

"Sure, I'm done with most of my work; I could use a little break. I have an extra bottle of wine as well,” he said, prepping the dishes on display 

“And a little wine for me maybe~?” i said grinning

Law laughed a little and said

“You need to stop drinking so much, ya’ know? Its gonna catch up to you someday.” 

"Na, i dont drink that much-” before i continued, law interrupted me and said

"Really, how many drinks did you have this week?”

"Law, its a Monday.”

“I know”

“...”

“Come on now, you just said you don't drink that much, so what are you hiding?” he said smirking 

“Just a few,” i said confidently 

“Just a few now, really,” he said, chuckling 

"Yup,” i said, smiling proudly at my bluff 

“You sure now what is a few for an alcoholic like you-”

"Hey, sorry to interrupt, but- i would like some coffee." said one the customer with green hair

…It looked like moss, i thought. 

Moss head, yeah, sounds about right. He was quite well built

was wearing a compressed shirt with grey sweat pants with head phones around his neck and was also sweating like crazy so i just assumed that he had come from the gym near by- 

“Yeah sorry” said law quickly and took his order 

While i stared at him, he just looked confused and walked away 

"Hey, let me make that.” i snatched the cup from law and started to make his order while giggling to myself 

“You really are a alcoholic who escaped from a mental asylum,” mumbled Law and walked away to Vinyls.

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“Here you go,” i said, grinning to the mosshead 

“Thank you..” he said suspiciously, took his cup and was about to walk out the door, but

I just couldn’t hold it in and laughed 

He turned around and looked at me and started to inspect his cup and just looked amused to say the least, He smiled a little at me and walked out the door 

“The hell just happened,” said Law, taking a sip of his coffee (he had like a whole bottle filled with it)

In between my laughs, i flicked the tears off my eyes and said 

“I wrote mosshead on his coffee cup-” i said, grinning

“Thats it?” said Law, staring at me

I paused and looked at him. “Yeah, why-”

“You were laughing like a manic for that.” 

"Hey, it was funny,” i said, protesting 

"Sure, it was so funny, i think i pissed my pants,” said law sarcastically 

“You definitely did; i can smell it,” i said, pinching my nose and waying my hand back and forth infront of my face, pretending to smelling something horrific 

“You little shi-” 

"Law, what are you five?” i said, dying of laughter

(I was smacked by law on the head; yes, it did hurt a lot.)

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After an extremely long day at the university, when I finally came back home, I decided to take some sushi on the way back and passed out the second I got on my bed. I woke up and started to get ready to go to the bar. I decided that my power nap would be worth something, so I decided to get ready properly. I put on a tight burgundy full-sleeve shirt with flared jeans and some eyeshadow to match the look. I grabbed my leather bag and left for the bar.

I reached a little earlier than law and sat at the bar a little longer.

“y/n-ya” Yup, he’s here

“Law,“ i said, grinning 

He stopped glared at me and kept the wine bottle at a distance 

“You will not drink today,” said law sternly 

"Oh, come on, just a little,” i said, whining

“No Ace had to carry you back to the dorms whenever you came to the bar.”

I flushed; I knew he was correct. “Hey, he volunteered-”

“Ofcoruse do you know how dumb you are when your drunk? You almost punched someone with round glasses, saying screw you Potter, im the chosen one and proceeded to run around with a brom and then-”

"OK, GOT IT!” i yelled, trying to shut law from reminding me about my drunken deeds,

Though i knew he cared about me and that he he did this out of love; he was like an older brother to me, he genuinely cared about my as if i were his sister and i knew that so in the mercy of me not beating up someone up for wearing glasses, i said 

"Fine, i wont drink,” i said, groaning 

Law chuckled and poured himself a glass of wine 

We chatted for a while as law complained about the re-search facility and what not

“YOU IDIOT MARIMO YOU TOOK US TO THE WORNG BAR. LUFFY ISN’T HERE-” i heard a blond guy yell; he was smoking and seemed pissed with…OH MY GOD IS THAT MOSSHEAD-

“SHUT THE FUCK UP WOMEN GO FIND SOME PLACE TO COOK-”

“YOU LITTLE SHIT IM NOT A WOMEN-”

“GUYS STOP!” yelled a woman from behind them, and oh, is that?

“OH Y/NNN” nami ran in mine and laws direction and hugged me

“Please help me; I can't be alone with these boys alone. Night robin ditched me last minute,” she frowned 

I smiled back at her and looked at law “They can stay; I can't finish this bottle alone if you aren't drinking, ya know?” He said, chuckling.

"Hello, mylady, you look like a fallen angel descend from the heavens, my name is sanji” said the blonde one, grabbing my hand 

"Why, hello there, handsome,” i said, smirking 

[ The (wo)men was too stunned to speak.]

I looked at mosshead and grinned 

“So you got lost in search of me,” i said, grining 

"Yeah, no, I just got lost..” 

We both just looked at each other, and I started to laugh.

"Wait, so guys were supposed to go to the south end, but some how you guys came to the north end." i started to laugh so hard i was smacking the table 

“Hey- I'm just bad with my directions." said mosshead taking another shot 

"Oh, really tell me which is my left hand side.”

He pulled up his hands in an L-shape and i lost it 

"Hey, hey, come on- wait which is the left side, damn it-”

I was dying 

We got to know each other quite well. His name was Zoro. He was staying near Grandline. he was just here whenever he would not go for his dojo matches He was a kendōka meaning he was a professional kendo player.

“Thats so cool,” i said, looking at him

“I know,” he said proudly and smiled 

I asked him so many questions about the sport; we joked around for a bit; it was fun. I mean, he was a little reserved, but he was kind at heart; I could see that. 

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Ace pov

I walked into the bar hoping to spend some alone time with y/n, it's giddy but my day just feels a bit better when im with her, or so i thought 

The. fuck. 

What is she doing talking with another guy, and why are they laughing? Is she friends with him? does she like him- WHY IS THERE ANOTHER GUY WITH

HER WHAT THE FUC- 

I just looked at her smiling and laughing with the mossheaded idiot and some emo-looking dude (he got cool tattoos though-) thats not the point 

I just frowned a little and started to walk out the door.

“Jealously in Technicolor

Fear by name, love by numbers

Streetlamp amber, wanderlust

Powder in a blunderbuss”

 I thought for a second that y/n saw me, but I didn't feed my delusions and walked out the door. 

Each step felt heavy, like I was carrying a boulder or running away from my responsibilities. I gripped my hands and chuckled. How could I ever have such an amazing person? She deserves someone better, someone who has their own name without undeserved money and fame stuck to their name..

“HEY-” I turned around to see y/n? bent down on knees. She was panting like she just ran- did she run after me?

"Hey, are you ok?" i walked up beside her

“Yeah im..” She took a deep breath and smiled at me. “Fine,” i smiled back at her

We started to walk back home together

“Why did you chase after me?”

"Well, you left without saying hello to me,” she said, grinning 

I laughed 

“Oh well, im sorry, madam,” i said saracastly 

“Your forgiven,” she said, giggling 

God shes so fucking pretty 

We talked all the way back and finally we reached our dorm 

"Well, i guess this is goodbye Firefly,” i said 

“Firefly?” she said, tilting her head

“Your new nickname,” i said, chuckling; it was so simple it suited her well it slipped off my tongue like honey, sweet like her

She chuckled and said 

"Well, goodnight, tiger.” she blew me a kiss and walked off 

Was she drunk or did she just- i covered my face 

God this women was going to kill me and honestly, i wouldnt mind it 

As long as its her, I thought, chuckling, but I tried to keep myself on the ground, knowing she has other guys. Fucking hell I thought

As I looked up at the sky The stars the Moon why they were pretty but not even close to her beauty...

“She looks as if she's blowing a kiss at me

And suddenly the sky is a scissor

Sitting on the floor with a tambourine

Crushing up a bundle of love

Don't take it so personally

You're not the only one

That time has got it in for, honey

That's where you're wrong.”

[k3nb]

🌓: Mama, Papa is hugging another girl!

🍊: So?

🌓: I thought you’re only supposed to hug the girl you love!

🍊: But Tsukiko, Papa loves everyone.

🌓: *starts to cry*

🍊: What’s wrong?

🌓: But Papa is supposed to love Mama and me only!

🍊: Is it because Tsukiko doesn’t want to share Papa?

🍖: Nami! Tsukiko! Look, the nice lady gave us this Panda Shark! I wonder if it tastes good?

🍊: We’ll be right there! Listen, Tsukiko, your Papa is the type to share with everyone, so you need to share too, okay?

🌓: *cries harder*

🍖: Tsuki-chan, look, it’s a Panda Shark! Wanna taste it? *picks her up* I really wanna taste it; don’t you? It looks delicious. What happened? Did someone hit you? Was it your Mama?

🍊: *hits him* Don’t assume nonsense! *exasperated sigh* The problem is that she’s just as selfish as you, Luffy.

🍖: *starts laughing* Did Mama give you her special brand fist of love?

🌓: *crying* Papa doesn’t love us the most!

🍖: What are you talking about? Aren’t I offering you first bite of the Panda Shark?

🍊: Luffy, let the Panda Shark matter go and take this more seriously! *takes Tsukiko from his arms* Listen, Tsukiko, I know this is hard for you to understand, but the capacity to care for people is inherently infinite and therefore cannot be used as currency.

🌓: *stops crying and tilts her head to the side in apparent confusion*

🍖: Tsukiko, look! It’s Panda Shark sushi!

🍊: Wait, that’s not seaweed! Are you trying to kill our daughter? *special brand fist of love*

🍖: Oh, I thought it was seaweed. My bad.

🍊: *bursts out laughing*

🍖: *laughs along*

🌓: *is still so confused but can’t help but giggle because laughter is contagious and Papa and Mama are being silly*

-TO BE CONTINUED-