#surviving zombies

[joncronshawauthor]

10 Signs You're in a Zombie Apocalypse: A Survivor's Checklist

As a devotee of zombie fiction, you’re doubtless well-versed in the signs of an impending apocalypse. However, in the unlikely event that you’re caught unawares, here are ten definitive signs that you’re living through a zombie apocalypse. After all, forewarned is forearmed – quite literally in this scenario. Facebook Mastodon Reddit Threads X The Sudden Lack of Morning Traffic: You wake…

[sirswooshnoodles]

Imagine a troupe of apocalypse knights on bicycles

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

[squarecloud73]

*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it

Picky eater

[livfordoodles]

Sleepy

[enigmaris]

Superboy Prime punched through the multiverse. This, of course, defeated the enemy he was fighting that was trying to destroy the world, but multidimensional punches dont just affect the mortal plane.

The ghost zone, the infinite realms, felt the punch like a nuclear blast. Haunts destroyed, ghosts displaced through time and space. It was chaos.

Whats worse? Danny's friend is missing.

Danny had met Robin in the GZ during one of his adventures, the two dead teen vigilantes took to each other like ducks to water. Danny helped Robin learn about being a ghost and Robin taught Danny life skills such as: throwing a punch, lockpicking, and how not to fall for obvious traps that villians set up.

Even Sam and Tucker had met Robin, although since Robin was such a new ghost he wasnt strong enough to leave the zone for long. Young ghosts (halfas aside) needed to spend the first decade or two in the zone before they were stable enough to go back to the mortal side. Danny had offered to fly to gotham with a message for batman, but robin had declined.

Batman and he had had a fight before he died, the guy probably didnt want to see or hear about the robin that failed after all.

Robin had forbidden Danny and the others from looking into Gotham.

Danny would not be in Gotham if his friend hadn't disappeared after the sonic attack that had rocked the ghost zone. He had no idea who Robin had been under the mask. Even in death, his friend had not shared his secret identity. But Danny needed to find his friend before he destabilized into ectoplasmic goop.

So now Danny has to find Batman, convince the guy that ghosts are real and that his adopted son Robin is a ghost. He manages to find the bat signal on top of the GCPD and hails the hero.

Who has a new robin with him.

It hadnt even been a year!!! Batman had replaced his friend with a younger model, this one was wearing pants instead of shorts!! What the hell!!!

Danny is so offended that if he didn't need Batman's help to save Robin, he would so punch the guy in the face. Multiple times.

Danny explains the problem to Batman and FAKE Robin all while keeping his cool.

"His ghost probably ended up near his grave. Just get me to the cemetery, if he's there, i can find him and save him before he fades forever."

Batman agrees.

Internally, Bruce is bluescreening. His mind is just thinking: Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason! Over and over again. He needed to get to his son. Right now.

Tim wasn't expecting his first mission as Robin to go like this, he had just finished his training, but nothing he had trained for prepared him for a ghost that told him that he met Jason while fighting a magic ghost dragon.

When all three get to the cemetary, they find Jason Todd's grave empty. A hole in the grass, just wide enough for a person to crawl through. The casket has a hole punched through it. Parts of the suit Jason was buried in were torn off and caught on splinters of the wood.

"I am gonna be honest. I did not know zombies were a thing." said the ghost.

With that, all hell breaks loose in Gotham.

[acquired-stardust]

Resident Evil 2 Unicorn Cut Playstation 2024

[horvival]

Resident Evil 2 (1998)

[glowsticcc]

going solo

[sandersstudies]

My friend group played a cute Friendsmas game kind of like senior superlatives for “most stylish” or “most dramatic.”

Except I didn’t get those. I tied for “most likely to be detained for assaulting a police officer” and won the vote for “most main character energy.”

I think that’s actually all you need to know about me.

[eyeeatskin]

The Best Cooking System in ANY Videogame

Project Zomboid has hands down THE BEST cooking system in any minigame. Not only are there literal hundreds of ingredients you can make snacks, stews, soups and stir-frys with, but the game also takes into account all of the ingredients' nutritional value and whether or not they belong in that type of dish (for example you can't put ice cream or coffee in a soup) This is also great for another two reasons. First of all, it mirrors how actual people who know how to cook do so - with what's left on hand. As great at trying specificrecipes with measured proportions and ingredients is, the most effective way to prove you're a decent cook is to be able to make delicious food from a random assortment of gorceries left in your fridge, the ingenuity and spontaneity really shows when one knows how different foods react with each other and how they'd compliment other ingredients. Secondly, THIS IS A ZOMBIE GAME. Not only does it have a fantastic cooking system, it also has in-depth vehicle mechanics, furniture construction, realistic tailoring AND foraging, on top of a map bigger than 90% of videogames.

[puppetcombo]

OUT NOW ON CONSOLES

The Glass Staircase

A frightening homage to PS2 survival horror and Italian zombie movies. Uncover the horrible secrets of the manor as your friends disappear one by one.

Play it today

[neptunesailing]

femween day 3 - horror movie ft. hiiro amagi

[horygory]

Night of the Demons (1988)

[agileo-101]

Metamorphosis of Enigma AU (or simply Infection AU)

Scarab and Prismo is office workers who don't get along. But now, they must learn to trust each other if they want to survive. The infected are simply called TEETH

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

A whole ass zombie apocalypse wasn’t something Jason thought he’d ever have to worry about.

Not that he has to worry about it now, either, considering he just got bit.

Everyone knows what you gotta do in these scenarios. Your loved ones will cry (“awe, Dickie, you do care”), they’ll try to find a different way (“shut up Bruce. Even you can’t concoct a cure in two hours”) and blame themselves (“fuck you, Timmers, I want you to know I died because you wanted that damn coffe!”…. Yeah, he could have handled that one better in hindsight) and then, ultimately, they’re gonna put a bullet in your brain. For the sake of the group.

And it’s fine, really. Better than turning into a mindless, flesh eating meat sack. He was ready. He got to say goodbye. It’s fine.

Or it would have been fine, if any of those damn cowards had pulled the friggin trigger.

Now Jason is clinically semi-dead (don’t ask him, he doesn’t know how this shit works either) and still annoyingly in charge of his mental faculties while also harboring a rather concerning craving for human flesh.

Fuck.

[n64retro]

Resident Evil 2 Angel Studios / Capcom Nintendo 64 1999