#surprised this wasnt already taken tbh

[allthedavesallofthem]

Man this is way too good of a blog name to be wasted on a bot account...

[rattkachuk]

poor you having anxiety attacks because people don't like the way you're fetishing Matthew's best friend getting possibly concussed as a way to fulfill your fantasy of him and that trash dude he hates fucking

lmao ok i'll publish this since u want the attention, but next time come off anon so i can block you <3

[superpikefish]

i uh made a twitter for tog art if anyone is interested its @ fantaminium

[sailinginstars]

‼️ TBB SEASON FINALE SPOILERS ‼️

man

oh my GODDDDD im actually crying and screaming they did so good😭😭

i. just. wow. ok so.😭 FIRST so glad people were right about this being an hour long episode theres genuinely no way it could’ve been 25 mins. seeing omega already having escaped before anyone could reach her was awesome shes so skilled love her. AND ECHO AND EMERIE WORKING TOGETHER i love them they’ve both been brainwashed by the opposite side and seeing them fight for a better future for everyone else is so touching.

SO SURPRISED NO ONE DIES THANK GODDDD

ANYWAYS OMEGA RELEASED THE ZILLO BEAST WOOOOOO‼️‼️ ECHO SAYING THATS WHAT HE WOULDVE DONE!!! echo is literally her mom im crying😭 erm the really long ladder the kids had to climb up was a mgs3 reference guys☝️ ANYWAYS THE TORTURE SCENE HELLO 🙏🙏 i love men screaming 🫶

UGHHHH NALA SE I KNEW YOU WERE NEVER EVIL. she was so real for taking out rampart with her MAN FUCK RAMPART i kinda thought he changed lmao😭

GRRR OK SO THE FIGHG BETWEEN ECHO AND WRECKER VS THE TWO TROOPER LORRRRD, i was literally on the edge of my fucking seat the whole time i thought they were COOKED so many times. OH also crosshair loosing a hand OH MY GOD???

the bridge scene. GODDDDDD like i KNEW hemlock wasnt going to shoot omega but i was still so scared. AND CROSSHAIR MADE THE SHOT WOOOOO. scorch tho😭😭 so sad to see him go🙏 BUT THEY KILLED HEMLOCK HELL YEA‼️‼️ uhm also hunter with his hair wet⁉️⁉️

ANYWAYSSSS everyone made it home safe (well mot crosshairs’s hand but oh well, now him and echo match) nice to see clones looking sorta domestic and not in a war setting lmao. and like i get why echo is leaving but😒 MAMA ECHO PLEASE STOP LEAVING OH MY GOD JUST STAY ON SCREEN IM BEGGING YOU. reallllly hope we get some kinda show about him, rex, wolffe, and gregor and the whole clone rebellion thing PLEASE WHAT HAPPENED WITH WOLFFE⁉️

sobbbbb hunter, cross, wrecker, omega, and batcher just resting im tearing up. they literally just get to be family now im so happy

now the last few minutes…

I SCREAMEDDDD WE WERE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE TIMESKIP IM SOOOKK GRATEFUL tbh i did get nervous seeing the panover pabu but as SOON as i saw omega ik what was happening 😭😭 OLD MAN HUNTER IM SCREAMING HE LOOKS SO GOOD (he also looks strangely like blackbeard from ofmd lmao) he def has dad bod ill die on that hill😭 they both looks so happy and domestic i cant OMEGA GOING OFF TO FIGHT IN THE REBELLION I CANTTT shes def going to see hera again thats so sweet. ughhhh hunter worrying over her hes such a dad GOD. but anyways this moment was so sweet, been missing the hunter-omega relationship this season so this had me tearing up and shi😭

TECHS GOGGLES ON THE SHIP… i knew tech wasnt gonna come back, it would’ve taken away from his sacrifice but i would’ve loved to see him again. lowkey surprised we didn’t get a cx-2 reveal, people thought he was tech, cody, a clone specifically of crosshair, dogma, fucking slick. (real ones know cx-2 is actually fives hes not dead guys TRUST!!11!!1111!!11!!)

anyways god that was such a satisfying ending and im VERY pleased, crazy how this season had NO bad ep. incredibly sad this show is over tho. this show has been on my mind constantly for the past three years im so sad to see it go but im also see happy we got to see these characters lives play out in such a beautiful way. sorry for this being essay length i just had a LOT of thoughts about this ep.

for the last time, anywaysss. (also this is not proofread sorry for any grammatical errors lol) this ep was amazing and the team did WONDERFULLY!! good bye bad batch😢

[genlossneg]

i havent seen genloss in like a year so sorry if i get things wrong but i still think about this. also sorgy its so long i got carried away </3

something that really bothers me about genloss [that u may have heard a few times already] is just how. on-the-nose and surface level all the references were?

for example, the bit where ranboo is cutting open charlie. cool conceptually! but awfully executed; it was just a direct reference to saw, toilet and all. and it wasnt even plot relevant, except for the slime = blood thing [which is like 6 seconds of a ~10 minute scene]. all ranboo got from it was a piece from mousetrap, which DID come up later, but that was also filler.

its the same problem i have with the shotgun carousel [which is taken from saw 6], if ranboo really wanted to be creative and make his own unique show, he shouldve made up his own saw trap. i genuinely wouldve liked episode 2 if they did! even if it was bad its still better than directly taking one out of saw and inserting yourself and your friends into it. its just so boring and unimaginative yk? and the worst part of the whole scene is that in the original, the trap is relevant to the main character and is commenting on cruel healthcare policies in the US: the main character set up a policy at his company that would eliminate 2 thirds of people who applied for insurance, so he has to kill 4 out of 6 of his coworkers in the trap. i find it infuriating that ranboo took the trap and even some of the cinematography from the original scene but just completely removed any depth it had and turning it into a "comedy", and remaining oblivious to the message the movie was trying to portray.

new paragraph cuz the last one is long. ranboo just doesnt bother to analyse the media he references and just takes the most surface level ideas and puts them in his weird frankenstein saw trap love letter. i genuinely wouldve respected them more if they were inspired by the analogies created by the traps and how they relate to characters and carrying that same idea into his own characters to give them depth, but he just doesnt bother!! and its so fucking annoying to see!!

and its not like executing references well is all that difficult?? the key thing that makes a reference good is that its irrelevant to the story and its out of the way [imo], like something that goes unmentioned in the background. ranboo couldve done something like putting shots from saw movies in picture frames in the cabin or smthn. still not great, but its less egregious. but naaaahhh lets just rip an entire scene from one of the most famous horror movie franchises and inject repetitive improv into it, thatll be entertaining for half an hour!!

the main problem that arises when referencing media in the way ranboo does is that instead of thinking about how awful the characters must feel, im thinking about saw. i havent even seen saw, and i was thinking about saw. how do you even do that. if he had been creative and wrote his own trap, id be empathising first and thinking about saw second, because its more subtle, and not just a blaring alarm in your face telling you hey did you know that ranboo likes saw. did you know that. now you do!!

thing is its not even the only thing hes referencing, apparently the 1st episode was based on a horror movie called "the cabin in the woods", which is about teenagers who go to a cabin and are made to live out horror clichés, and tbh i wouldnt be surprised if that was ranboos main aim for gen 1; to insert himself and their friends into their fav horror tropes

btw just to make sure i wasnt making up stuff to get mad at i checked how long the carousel scene lasted, and from when ranboo enters the trap room to when he leaves is around 42 minutes. how they thought this was entertaining and worth the audiences time is beyond me

tldr; genloss is fundamentally derivative and ranboo doesnt understand characterisation, referencing or pacing. surpriseeee

take a shot every time i said "saw" and "reference" and you'll only be a fraction as wasted compared to if you took a shot whenever ranboo wastes the audiences time /j

wait i had no clue about those bits being references??? i know exactly nothing about horror so that totally flew past me and i don't think i've heard that mentioned yet. this is genuinely super interesting actually, i don't have a lot to add but this is a really great read

[penguin--person]

Surprise ask 🔫

Share your favorite picture of a cat you've taken recently

And

Share something about Czech language that doesn't occur in English/something that doesn't have an equivalent/etc

AH!! SCARY!!! gonna put it all under the cut as to not flood peoples dashes:3

hmm ... kitty, huh.... i dont know if i know a beast like that:/ is that some kinda alien kinda creature? ive never heard of it so idk. but check out this weirdo

. i know i've already posted this but. she rlly was so sweet to come up and cuddle!! she NEVER jumps on my stomach!! DISLIKES being held!!! so her coming to cuddle when i was in tears . made me cry further!! n she was so kind . so nice. shes just a little kitty dude. though i sitll dont know what a 'kitty' even is. are you prnaking me??:(

mm . theres a lot of stuff like that, But i'm gonna share with you two dumbfuckeries that i hate!! first is!. i Think its called declension? its fucking stupid. its. the word changes based on the context of the sentence. there are seven declensions. theyre "Who, what? without Who, what? To who, what? i see who, what? to call out to who, what? about who, what? with who, what?" this all sounds simple, yea? it is! until you get a sentence like. fucking. god. i dont remember the exact wording but it was like "He saw a tree in a painting". so you'd think the 'tree' will be a fucking. the first declension, yea? "who, what?" because its "where is who, what?" yea? so its gonna be the fucking declension?? you agree with me?? good. well my czech teacher somehow fucking. it was an adjective so fuck me i guess. it WASNT!!!! a fucking adjective!!!

and then the other is fucking. each noun (and adjectives too but those are easy, theerse only two) has a 'model', which depends on its 'gender'. theres three groups, each have four basic models and then the masc gender is just a huge fuck up. theres 'alive' and 'nonalive' models, theres EXTRA models that just!! its!!:( Im sorry you came here to learn something new and im simply complaining. im gonna give you a true fun fact

a thing that you can do in czech is build up on words! you can add a milion sufixes and prefixes and then a thousand Other things that i dont know the terms of. so. the longest czech word is nejneobhospodařovávatelnějšími. haha jk i lied they can get longer, nejzdevětadevadesáteronásobitelnějšími. maybe even longer i dont know. this is fun! this makes it so that each of my cats has a thousand nicknames:3 gonna list out fousek's for you

fousek - fous, fousánek, fousínek, fousáč, fousín, fufík, foufík, fufán, fufínek, fousáček n possibly more that i might be forgetting! dolochovs are. theres way more of them . arthur has the least ,he has like, "artur, arturínek, arťounek, arturák" are the main ones i use! theres More possibilites for diminutives of his name but. tbh i dont like them hehe its My cat and I get to choose his diminutives!!!)

infinite diminuties..

mm . damien . damík , damánek, damoušek, damínek, damča, damoun, damák, damín . i'd call you komín hehe .. u can look up domonik diminutives and replace the o's with a and í/i/á/a i think?

love u dude!!!! have a photo of saffie, a cat that Is mine and Only mind and dont let anyone tell you otherwise shes Mine and Mine alone and Dnot get suspicious shes Mine i acquired her Legally shes My cat ok shes Not my pal theos no shes Not stop Talking shes Mine shes My cat shes a Baby

[faggotri]

how does it feel to have an amazing username that both I and the pope wanna steal

tbh i was surprised it wasnt taken already when i made it

[pacsthrobbingcunt]

UOUR USERNAME?%!?$!$ AMAZING - @westivison

LMAO THANK YOU I WAS SURPRISED IT WASNT ALREADY TAKEN TBH

[daughterthethird]

hastur you cant see it but im shaking your hand so hard rn AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥 I LOVVEEEE LOVE LOVE THIS SO MUCHCHCHHHHHHH⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ ESPECIALLY since ive also been thinking abt WoF!coven heads for some time now so this def scratched an itch in my brain ouughghhghhhhh….

but also!!! I hope its alright if i pitch my own interpretation of the WoF!coven heads here cuz i too, have been Thinking about them for some time but i wasnt sure how to make a post abt it JISHJHABJKSNKJNSLKKASJIOA

Yknow, i wasnt actually sure where Raine would fit in ANY of the tribes actually? My brain just went to Skywings because red but also because i headcannon that a popular Skywing hobby is singing (like birds!), so the tribe would most likely be very musical. AND NOT TO MENTION “rainstorm” and “songbird” are pretty good Skywing names tbh. Though a Leafwing Raine never came into my mind, i think it would be SO COOL to play around with- imagine them having redwood coloration with a hint of green to match their hair!

Yeah Mason is 100% Mudwing no doubt about it- its just TOO OBVIOUS of a choice to not pick

WHILE I DO LIKE NIGHT/RAIN DARIUS may i present you… Silkwing Darius? My thought process for this was basically: ok since Silkwings are based off of butterflies and moths(?), id imagine Darius being a brilliant purple Silkwing with green eyespots just like the ones on certain butterflies. And maybe that silk thingy that Silkwings do can be a substitute for his abomination magic!

Hivewing Vitimir- WEVE BEEN THROUGH THIS ALREADY and i think its perfect

Do you think it would be HILARIOUS if Adrian was just. A normal old Rainwing. Just your average Joe of a Rainwing. Literally no special abilities aside from his Rainwing powers and his stupid (animus enchanted?) earring. like. he’s just some guy.

Like you said, Terra IS basically a Leafwing. Maybe a Poisonwing? I dunno

I still stand by my mud/ice Hettie soooo (also HEHEHEHE hello to you too ;3)

Eberwolf- NOW HEAR ME OUT… what if, Eberwolf was a Mudwing with dwarfism, and was the only one in his clutch to hatch, BUT!!! He was taken in by a group of Scavengers!!! (A nod to Eberwolf being possibly raised by direwolves in canon). Since they were small, it was easier for the Scavengers to train him and take care of him. While Eber doesn’t have a dragon sib group, they consider their Scavenger friends as basically family! Which ties well to his whole Beastkeeping thingy (also, Eber considers Darius as being part of their sib group as well)

I GOTTA SAY IM SURPRISED YOU CHOSE A SEAWING FOR OSRAN?? I really thought he’s gonne be a Nightwing or even a night/ice hybrid… hmm…

Lilith (and Eda) being Skywings are def accurate, what with the Clawthorne’s whole bird theme they got going on-

Ive never actually thought much of Hunter, but a Sandwing does fit him in a way! Maybe he’s a barbless Sandwing in place of him not having any magic

ALSO HAHAHAHHA YEAH Scooter Crane- CRANE?? Obvious Skywing name is obvious (wow theres alot of Skywings here)

sometimes I feel like I should redraw my 2023 WoF! the owl house stuff (yeah Darius I'm talking about you)

I don't really have any ideas on the WoF! AU (the reason is I haven't thought about it much) buuut maybe someday I will actually draw something. maybe covenheads who I'm thinking about. maybe Hettie (hello @daughterthethird sorry I'm still not sure how to make the mask stuff but I'm contemplating the design)

soooo the Covenheads Ideas™

- I think Raine would be a leafwing or a rainwing (actually I like leafwing one more. I dunno, with the AU stuff I already have and sure in, most of the Plant Coven members are leaf dudes, which is kinda... basic? I mean, leaf dudes' abilities (I forgot what they're called heeeelp) already make a 'perfect PC member'. like, for example, night dudes should be in the Oracle Coven, rain ones in the Illusions, hive dudes in the Potions and stuff. don't really like this tribe-coven idea, so I thought making Raine a leafwing would be somehow more diverse)

- Mason would be a mudwing. well, pretty much obvious

- Darius?? night/rain? I have already drawn him and so I'm sure that I see him as a night/rain

- Vitimir. hivewing. I guess he'd have that stinky tail stuff (Scarab reference) plus toxic saliva

- Adrian? a rainwing? a silkwing? a seawing? some hybrid? I dunno

- Terra, pretty much a leafwing

- Hettie, sea/ice or mud/sea/ice or mud/ice (hello again) or stuff

- Eberwolf? I don't even know what to say here lol. to me, witches and some of demonic species are WoF! dragons as they are canonically, some other demonic species don't belong to any of the WoF tribes, but they still have something dragon-like in their appearance (mostly) as well

- Osran. personally I think of him as a seawing (so Kikimora is also sea dude. non canonic scale colors go brrrrrrr)

- I feel like Lilith would be a skywing (Eda as well). probably using some scale paint stuff or a concealment stone if they have that stuff in WoF! AU (I'm pretty much sure they do)

- Hunter? a sandwing. like Caleb, like all other grimwalkers (though I feel like some of the grimwalkers would not be entirely sandwing cuz of Philip making mistakes in making them), like Belos

- aaaaand Scooter Crane would probably be a skywing, or a mudwing, or a sky/mud hybrid. 'Crane' really speaks for it lmao

[eunhos]

I've finally listened to eternally two years late after remembering seeing you talk about how good it is and you're right... this song is Amazing and url worthy

better late than never !!!! :’)) it’s such a weirdly interesting song but so good !! i’m glad you enjoyed it !! when it makes the change from light & airy to the ‘darker’ part for the first time it really took me by surprise 😭😭

[conjoinedjumpers]

YOUR THE ONE THAT HAS THE CHRISTMAS PHILLIE NAME I WAS LOOKING FOR IT CAUSE I WANTED IT cograts it's a good name ahskallakalal 🎄🎅🔔❄

dfkjgdlfk thank you uwu

[mochamooncoffee]

Awake - Genshin impact x Reader

Synopsis: genshin impact character when you cant fall asleep

Warnings: none other than kinda ooc Scara

Includes: Diluc, Scaramouche

Note: tbh I didnt know what to title this. I'm thinking of making a "Jealousy" part 2, tell me who you'd like to see! ♡♡ sorry for any mistakes

Diluc

Diluc often works late into the night so he was surprised to see you still awake when he got home.

It was an exhausting day at the bar, a fight almost emerged but luckily he stopped it in time.

He was tired and his faced showed it. He was displeased with you being awake, he would scold how unhealthy it was. If you bring up how he himself always stays up late at night, he would facepalm himself and sigh.

"Love, why are you still awake?" He asked

"I couldnt fall asleep, so I figured I'd just read to become sleepy" you replied.

Diluc visibly frowned, not an upset or annoyed frown, more like worried and displeased.

"Hmm, that's not good..." he mumbled. You wanted to say something else, but before you can you felt a pair of strong arms grip your waist. Before you can register what happened, Diluc is already walking to the bedroom with you atop his shoulders.

He plopped you down and soon after changing into sleepwear played down next to you.

"Did you really have to carry me?" You scoff.

"You should rest,love"

"You're unfair, you always stay up late. Why cant I?"

"Its unhealthy" he replied "I'm tired, let's sleep?"

You werent sleepy yet, but with his cuddles you can manage. "Alright."

Scaramouche

Scara is fast asleep beside you, his slow breath and heartbeat filled the empty night. He looked so peaceful sleeping, you didnt want to wake him but your mouth called him on it's own.

Scara was fairly annoyed when you woke him up in the middle of the night, but had an indifferent look when you told him you cant fall asleep. He acted like he didnt care, he pretended that he was going back to sleep but in reality he couldn't anymore. He stayed still for a few minutes, back facing you 'til he realized you're still awake.

He sat up and rest his back on the headboard. "Cant fall asleep either" he complained. You knew he was lying, but decided you wanted to play along.

"Will you stay awake with me?" You asked.

You only received a grumble from him that made you giggle.

It was quiet for a few moments, comfortable quietness.

It wasnt until he broke the silence "Come on." He stood up from the bed and reached his hand out to you.

"Where are we going?" You question. Before he can answer you've already taken his hand.

"Let's watch the stars."

"Wow, though you didnt like romantic things?"

He didnt reply and started walking to the balcony. There, the moon was in clear view, the brights stars were spread across the dark blue sky.

While you were admiring the moon, a faint dashing light caught your eye. A shooting star!

You immediately point to it and tell Scaramouche.

"Make a wish" you tell him.

"What should I wish for?"

"Something you really want"

"I already have you, you're everything I want" he casually says.

You were dumbfounded, you didnt know how to reply. Scaramouche wasn't the type to be affectionate verbally, so his words really surprised you.

"I love you, darling" you stared into his eyes. His eyes usually filled with hatred and anger, were now soft and had love.

"I love you too." He smiled.

[electracraft]

you can’t stop the course of history. he’ll find another. it’s destiel day 

so dtblr breaches containment and gets studied on r/dwt2 -> dream sees it -> he’s intrigued -> he makes an official tumblr account (@.404allegations) -> he’s amongus

it’s november 5 anything can happen

[heyitsyn]

Manager!Seijoh Part 3

a/n: yall i love seijoh so much like theyre my favorite school and my favorite boys and i know their names by heart and im just so SOFT for them !!!!!

also: yall will find out what other fandom ill be writing for in the future in this one

for more seijoh content, check this masterlist out!

combined two anon requests:

- Could we get the boys reacting to finding out the seijoh manager is quite popular to both genders?? Maybe they over hear a confession?

- Why do I feel like half of the team would be all pouty when word comes around that a guy confessed to manager, the others would probably be annoyed/irritated. Oikawa being all bratty cause no matter what he tried,she never showed ant interest when he flirts. But now this boy comes alone ... (but like you said manager is too focused in school and the team)

MY HEART WAS RIPPED OUT OF MY CHEST AND THROWN INTO A BLENDER WHEN I SAW THIS PART OR JUST WHEN SEIJOH LOST IN GENERAL BC MY BABIES WORKED SO HARD AAAAAAA

oof girl the world is ending

so basically,,,,,

the entire just magically knew about what happened earlier and yahaba’s theory of team telepathy really does work bc not even a minute after it happened, they all spammed you messages and next thing you knew, oikawa was naruto-ing down from the 3rd floor to your class in the first floor

tbh, they shouldve seen this coming yanno?

you were ridiculously pretty and you carried yourself w such elegance and grace that it just seemed to hypnotize everyone into stopping what they were doing and watched you in awe doing the most mundane things like walking or sitting

lmao couldnt be me

your confessions usually happened over letters bc either tol boys kunimi or kindaichi are usually around you at all times so theyre too scared to do anything

hence why your locker was always filled with envelopes yet no upfront public confessions

it ranged from upperclassmen and upperclasswomen who expressed their interest in you and wanted to date you and get to know you better

but tf you dont even know them and you werent about to date a whole stranger

this made the boys a little peeved because you were popular with both the boys and the gals so they were constantly on edge on who was talking to you

it was like having an oikawa 2.0 but not indulging them and pretending theyre not even there

like when you walk to class and sit down, they would flock over and offer you drinks and snacks but you either turned them down or just flat-out ignored them

maybe this was what fueled others on more

your reserved attitude and your refusals made it look like you were playing hard to get and it was almost like a game on who could win the heart of the princess of seijoh

this was proven really difficult because not only do they have your dismissals, you also had guard dogs at every corner and would bite their head off at the slight indication of an interaction

however,,,,

today,,,

this morning,,,,

at 7:53 AM,,,,

they saw you walking down the hallway with a purple-haired boy holding your bag and you giggling at what he was saying

um EXCUSE ME MAAM WHAT

EVERYONE HAS BEEN TRYING TO GAIN YOUR AFFECTIONS FOR MONTHS YET YOU ARE HERE INTERACTING WITH A MALE WHO NO ONE EVEN KNOWS

ESPECIALLY SINCE HE WAS A MALE WHO WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU AND HE WASNT A MEMBER OF THE TEAM

!!!!!

and ofc, the boys would immediately know even though theyre spread all over the school

it was kyoken who saw you as he was leaning against your locker and his eyes narrowed before he secretly took a picture and sent it to yahaba, asking if there was a new guy who entered the team while he was away

when he replied with a panicked, ‘NO WHO IS THAT’

kyoken was already advancing to you

yahaba-san immediately sent the picture to the team group chat, that excluded you rood, and oikawa wasted no time and even pushed some fangirls so he could go to you

‘-and she destroyed my sheets’

you laughed at the story and hitoshi stared at you with awe in his eyes

how can someone laugh so beautifully?

like a snort should be considered ugly and gross but it was like cute little squeaks from you and he thought you were like a fairy

‘oh god, i wasnt-’

you were cut off with a hand that held your arm

you came face to face with the glaring face of one of your boys and you immediately turned to him in concern, immediately grasping an arm with the other hand on his cheek to look for any cuts

he rarely comes to you on a normal basis so you thought something was wrong

‘whats wrong, kyo-san? did you get into a fight? do you need me to patch you up?’

he didnt care what you were saying, instead heatedly glaring at this new guy, and grunted a response to agreeing with you going to the nurse

just anywhere to get you away from this,,,, stranger

‘toshi i have to-’

then you were cut off again

‘YYYYY/NNNNNNN-CHHHHHAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

‘OI SHITTYKAWA!’

‘OIKAWA-SAN!’

‘OIKAWA!’

‘CAPTAIN!’

from behind you, 5 tol looming figures were running towards you and next thing you knew, you were in the arms of your captain

‘oikawa-san! what are you doing?!’

oikawa held you tightly against his chest and had his arms tightly around your form to prevent you from being taken away

most of the volleyball team were now circling you and pointedly glaring at the poor boy who was so confused that he wasnt bothered by the death glares

‘oh, its you’

kunimi grumbled

‘kunimi, whats happening?’

hitoshi questioned

you fought away from the hold of oikawa and pushed mattsukawa and hanamaki to stand in front of shinsou hitoshi

‘so sorry about this, toshi. i’ll help you with your room later and ill text you when practice is finished, okay?’

you sheepishly smiled and he nodded, his own smile reassuring you

‘yep. ill see you later then’

‘bye’

you softly said and he turned to walk away

but as soon as he was out of sight, you turned around with a grim looking expression and your hands on your hips, a hard look in your eyes

‘boys, what was that?’

you gritted out

‘y/n-chan! don’t you see?! he was going to take you away! he was an intrude-OW!’

he yelped when you reached up and grabbed his ear before grabbing the other closest who was iwaizumi

they both whined and complained about the ear and slapped your hand but you didnt let up

‘he is a friend, oikawa-san. you have no right on who i can be friends and who i can hang out with because i still have a life outside the team!’

you scolded and the others hung their heads low like puppies

‘sorry, y/n-chan’

oikawa mumbled and iwaizumi also mumbled his apology so you let go of them, dusting off your hands

‘and the rest of you, hold back your captain and dont intimidate him like that!’

‘sorry’

you sighed but ruffled their hair before turning to go to class

‘now, be good boys and dont bother others like this again’

‘yes’

they chorused and you nodded, satisfied

‘ill hold you to it!’

you shouted as you walked down the hallway

when you turned a corner, oikawa grabbed kunimi by the arms

‘you know him, dont you? who is he? what class? address? mother’s name? father’s name? age-’

‘oi stop it, shittykawa’

but despite that, iwaizumi looked at the younger, expecting answers as well

kunimi sighed

‘thats shinsou hitoshi from class 1-3. we have gym together’

and ‘we’ was kunimi and you since you were both in the same class so you constantly saw this shinsou boy?

nuh uh, dont think so, francisco

from the looks of it, you were still single and there was a pining from shinso’s part, maybe yours they dont know

and they were going to do everything in their power to keep you away from him

this was excused to them as protecting their manager from someone else and they werent going to let you be taken by someone else

during practice, they grilled you over your relationship with him

‘i honestly dont know why this is your business but if you must know, his adoptive father, aizawa-san, is my mother’s co-worker and i usually catsit for them. dont worry, we’re not dating. just friends, that’s all’

but they know it wasnt just a friendship type of situation

so when the 4 third years saw you being confessed to by this ‘friend’ outside, they almost toppled out the window as they tried to listen to what was being said

‘shittykawa get off my back!’

‘nuh uh! i want to see clearly!’

‘everyone needs to know that code red is happening!’

yall what

mattsun took a picture and sent it to the gc about their princess being confessed to 

no one replied, possibly too upset or too busy sulking

kyoken actually had to be excused outside bc he was glaring at everyone and everything and the teacher and students were so scared that they had to take him out of class

they were even more peeved when you just walked in like nothing happened

you didnt mention the confession to anyone else the whole day and when you entered the gym, it was very tense

the coaches even looked confused

‘did you guys fight?’

you questioned but no one answered

kunimi and kindaichi were playing with a ball and glaring at it as it hit the floor

the 2nd years yes including kyobabie were pouting to the side

the 3rd years looked annoyed and pissed off 

overall just not seijoh babie vibes

i am uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the gym today🧚✨

‘hey’

you gently said and walked to the captain to figure out what was going on

‘oikawa-san, what happened?’

‘are you dating him now, y/n?’

the seriousness in his voice shocked you and you took a step back in surprise

your expression made him think that you did accept the confession and he scoffed before walking away and doing a jump serve that sounded like a canon blasting

but you were actually confused and surprised that they even knew bc you were sure it was a secluded area where no one could see you

‘dating,,,? dating who?’

you asked to them and the 3rd years just knitted their eyebrows

‘dont play coy, y/n-chan’

oikawa hissed

‘no matter how many times i flirted or asked you on dates, you never said yes. never agreed or even showed a little bit of interest. on me!! your captain!!! but now!!! this little grape boy comes along and you suddenly start dating just because he has cats! what kinda bias is this?!’

he started ranting and whining and being a brat that you pinched his nose shut

‘oi, oikawa-san, are you jumping to conclusions again? first the hickey accident and now this?’

he made a whining noise for you to let go and rubbed his nose when you finally let go

you turned around to face the others and you sighed, massaging your temples

‘everyone, who spread this misunderstanding?’

no one pointed to anyone but their gazes settled on the thick eyebrow boy that you were sure wouldnt have ratted you out

a noise of surprise and betrayal escaped from you as mattsun quickly scrambled to get everyone to stop staring at him

‘MATTSUN-SAN! YOU-!’

you pointed at him and mattsun rushed forward to grab your hands before holding them close to his chest

‘y/n-chan, we just saw you when we were passing! it was makki who wanted to tell the others!’

the betrayal made iwa laugh but makki ran up to kick mattsun to the side

‘youre the one who committed the deed! i was merely suggesting it! it was iwaizumi who wanted to watch them first!’

‘IWA-SAN!’

you gasped at the normally chill third year and you didnt expect him to be the one who started it first

iwa panicked and held his hands out cautiously

‘y/n-chan, understand that i was just worried and i didnt want you to be outside by yourself after what happened, okay? i didnt know he was confessing to you’

you closed your eyes and pinched the bridge of your nose tightly

‘again! whoever and whatever happens in my love life is my business! mine! and only mine! you cannot control it and get angry at ME because i do want a boyfriend and i do want to experience dating bc i want to know how it feels to be loved like that! so i wont let a bunch of children stop me from having that!’

the third years shared a look before they they gave up and nodded in defeat

but oikawa was the most offended

‘Y/N-CHAN! I ASK YOU ON DATES ALL THE TIME AND I ALWAYS OFFER TO GIVE YOU THAT LOVE SO WHY CAN’T IT BE ME?! WHAT DOES THAT GRAPE HUMANOID HAVE THAT I DONT?!’

he whined and stomped his foot after crossing his arms and a pout on his face

you shook your head, not even bothering to answer that, and went to the others

‘dont be mad and be upset, okay? i refused him bc i have no time for a relationship when im too busy looking after my own boys. i really dont want to add another’

kindaichi and yahaba’s face scrunched as they rushed forward to hug you 

‘we thought you would leave us y/n-chan!’

‘stay as ours forever, okay?’

you were so relieved that they werent as aggressive as the oldests and gave each player their own favorite hugs

but you stopped in front of kyo, not really knowing how to hug him since youve never exactly showed any type of affection like that

so you were just awkwardly standing there with raised arms but he patted your head, you smiling and leaning more to his touch

‘hm, kyo-san, ya finally warming up to me?’

you teased but he scoffed, gently headbutting you with his forehead against yours

‘now, everyone! dont misunderstand and know that for as long as i will be a manager, i wont be in a relationship bc my time as a manager is too crucial since i would probably have to look after you so you dont get yourself to jail. a boyfriend is adding more boys in to that list and i dont want that. you will be my boys forever and i wont be taken from you so please trust on me and stop being so overprotective bc i wont give them the affection or wishes they want!’

oikawa teared up and was about to go trample you but he was held back

‘no! i want a hug! i want a family hug! cmon, iwa-chan!’

practice went by quickly but you demanded them to do 10 diving laps in punishment for all the misunderstandings theyve created 

but they gladly did it bc it meant that you wont be taken from them and you would be theirs forever and their cute manager is going to pay attention to them and them only

i got serious yandere vibes from this but its so heartwarming that theyre so overprotective and lowkey you got yourself a harem

after practice, they all wanted to walk home with you but you told them that shinsou’s house was the other direction

‘y/n-chan! you said you wouldn’t-’

you rolled your eyes

‘oikawa-san, just because i refused that confession doesnt mean i will stop earning money. i still have to catsit for his family and earn my money!’

they only agreed when kyo said that he was walking that way too but they were still weary and jealous bc he got to spend more time with you than them

as you were both walking, you looked up at him

‘kyo-san, what type of hug do you like?’

‘hah?’

he looked down at you bc we short with wide eyes and flushed cheeks

you smiled and looked forward, skipping slightly

‘everyone in the team has their own special hugs. i want everyone to have one bc you all are individually special to me so-’

but he stopped walking and pulled arm before he lifted you up, making you squeak and wrap your legs around his waist

thank god you were wearing your tracksuit and not your skirt

‘k-kyo-san?’

bruh is it obv that kyoken is one of my favorite seijoh boys like bls love on him

he didnt want you to see his flustered expression bc he still has a reputation to uphold, yanno?

so he tucked it in your neck and you softly smiled before playing with the baby hairs at the base of his neck

‘you like this kind then, kyo-san? kinda aggressive but perfectly suits you, yanno?’

he just grunted and you laughed

he wasnt about to tell you that he liked holding you on his arms bc you were so tiny and so you that holding you like this makes him feel like he was protecting you and feel good about himself bc he gets to be the one who shields you from the world

yuhhhhh get it kyo

‘so yahaba-san told me that you got kicked out of class bc you scared the teacher and kids?’

you questioned and he left his spot on your neck and pulled his face back so you could clearly see his face

it was red and possibly flustered but you just snickered

he still held you by his strong arms so you were able to move your small hands to his face where he flinched at first but relaxed when you touched his cheeks

your fingers gently pulled the sides of his lips and you tilted your head to the side

‘you,,, look really handsome when you smile, kyo-san’

you whispered and he was so surprised that his tough mask fell and was replaced by wide eyes and his eyebrows rose up, the intimidating look disappearing from his eyes

‘i-i do?’

you bit your lip bc this was so different from the aggressive kyo you knew and you didnt expect this type of innocence that he just showed you

maybe he wasnt so innocent from the fights and arguments he has started or been in 

but he was so innocent to soft touches and compliments bc he wasnt exposed to it, only used to the ones that were said due to the aura he exuded or his looks

‘yep, you do. so keep smiling for me, kay? dont have to be around the others or all the time, but i,,, want to see it sometimes’

he blinked at you but quickly went back to your neck to hide the big smile that was threatening to come out

you felt his lips move and you laughed

‘noooo! kyo-san!!! i want to see your smilee!!! dont hide it!!!’

but it was cut short when a familiar shout was heard from the other side of the street that was near the school

it seemed that oikawa was worried about you walking alone with kyoken so he followed you both with the other third years

‘kyoken-chan! y/n-chan!’

he shouted in betrayal

you were about to get away from kyo’s hold but he tightened his grip and leaned in to place a kiss on your forehead, still staring straight at the captain

‘mine’

again, do you know what happened next?

oikawa screamed

this was actually pretty funny to write bc wowza oikawa is so oikawa and hes just so oikawa-like, yanno? and im still simping over kyoken and shinsou is my ult fave in bnha and i really love him like ugghhhh :’)

[khaleesiofalicante]

Γεια σου!! Εδώ είμαι.. 13 ώρες μετά την κυκλοφορία του νέου κεφαλαίου 😂

Tbh its been a pretty tiring day. I was aprox. 12 hours sitting in front of a computer with classes, assigments and extra work, SO I'M REALLY IN NEED OF A DISTRACTION

Good news its that I finished ALMOST all my assigments, so I'm a little bit relaxed

Bad news its that I thought my grandmother was already leaving (she just gets on my nerves a lot, nobody can blame me) but guess what?? SHE'S NOT!! 🙂 She just keeps complaing about everything 24/7, gives my mom a really hard time and indirectly insults me sometimes 😂 yesterday she told my mom if she ever thought she'll have a "hairless" daughter (my hair is like... Lexi style and David's lenght for context) and I was beside her like... 🤨dude...??

Anyways, lets read this:

"The two adults reluctantly pulled apart and turned to her." Sizzy!!! They are just iconic!!! 💙

"Georgia wondered if the woman would let her run some experiments on it." I...don't thinks so..

✨Thank you for reminding me that I love Sister Emelia ✨

"She hoped no one else would die. She was running out of white clothes to wear." Mmm, do I tell her?

Izzy must feel so bad!! She is a badass and amazing person she deserves a break!!

“The nothingness,” Georgia finished. (OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. LIKE THE PARABATAI INCIDENT!!!

Its Lake Lyn!!! Idris!! The Cohort!!

“We need to go so I can strangle Zara with my own hands.” Please do honey!!

“I’m so sorry, my love,” he said again. “It’s Lexi.” (but why hast she felt anything???)

Tessa and Jem!!

But she would have known!! Whats happening??

“I can’t feel her.” Shit.

"Because life that is taken cannot be returned. But a soul…souls are never entirely lost. They can be found. They can be returned." OH shit. Then they can save her. And also Rafael!!

"You must call out to her. Call out to your parabatai. Call out to her soul." OH MY GODS!!

Jace just breaks me😭😭

Wow. That scene. They all.. Bdisbdibdbsjs wow. THE PARABATAI OATH!! AND JEM SAYING THE LAST PART. I'M CRYING 🥺🥺 It may be one of my favorites💙💙💙

"Selena attacked me.” Oh fuck. There goes another problem...

Michael seams sus... REALLY SUS!!

“Dearest,” Michael said gently. “You have given me the world. You gave me everything.” (I'm getting mixed signals!! I dont know what to think!!!)

OH SHIT.

“Selena,” Magnus said, his voice broken. “What did you do to Rafael?” (NO. IT WASNT HER!!)

“Stop it!” Aunt Izzy snapped. “You are all terrifying her.” (THANK YOU IZZY. I LOVE YOU!!)

Yup. Julian is still scary

Selena tried to get off the bed and her father’s hand went to his seraph blade. “Daddy?” Selena asked hoarsely. (OK, but why was that so sad. It just... Wow. It broke my heart) 

“You didn’t investigate the murders at all.” OMG. Like, i took the posibility that maybe Selena was the one possesed, but this is a whole new level

OMG she told them about Michael!! I mean putting it like that it does sound shitty...

Not the Mortal sword!! Fuck!!

I dont fucking know what i did to my keyboard for smashing it. It's all weird!!

Yey!! Back to normal lmaoo😂

"One of their children was dead, one had died and come back and the other was possibly possesed" YEAH, they deserve a break fam!!

“I told you not to do this!” Izzy yelled. “She is a child for god’s sake!” ( my beloved. The only one with braincells!!)

Yes to Magnus saving Jace!!

Clary is having none of it!!

Its Belial!!  @totalbookmaniac we were right!!

"Alec would pay the price, whatever it took, to bring David back." If only it were that easy!!

“Well, wake him the fuck up then," Mood

"Selena has power you cannot begin to comprehend. She was blessed by your precious angel.” that...is actually surprising and at the same time...it isnt??

I’ll tell Raziel you said hello,” I'm ✨confused✨

“Magnus!” Alec yelled. “Tessa!” Jem screamed.

Both warlocks collapsed to the floor. (we love protective husband!!! 💙)

"What did I miss?” YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY CURSES IN HOW MANY LANGUAJES I JUST QUIETLY SCREMED CAUSE EVERYONE IS ASLEEP JDUSHKSNS

Love Lexi 💙💜

Tell them Max!!

“It’s Idris,” Omg what did they did to it??

Thank you for telling them Max!! Well...kinda

“He gave me the magic you took, for starters,” I cant say he is wrong tho...

“The secret is half a teaspoon of cinnamon sugar,” Max interrupted. “He told me to tell you that.” 🥺🥺🥺

I support Jace's plan!!!

“Are you shitting me?”  Yeah dudes!! One of the just died, the other solved half your shit, and the third one went to Edom and fucking played cards with Asmodeus!!

"You know how I feel about overrated tropes.” “Uh, you are literally fake dating someone right now.” Shes got a point...

Lexi just tell her!!!

The parabatai feels I get from them 💙💙

Olivia!!!

“Oh,” Lexi replied – because she was good at communication. (Relate to this. Put this in my grave.)

"He thought they were dating. That’s it." NO YOU IDIOT!!!

WTF WAS THAT??? NOO!!! MY HERONSTAIRS FEELS💔💔

“No,” the boy smiled. “I’m your good friend Raziel.” (... SHIT JUST GOT REAL....)

As always that is a lot in my mind. Its 2:40 a.m and this is all my mind can think of (worry not, tomorrow i'll wake as late as possible 😊)

Ελπίζω να έχεις μια υπέροχη μέρα! Είδατε κάτι αστείο; Απολαύστε το Σαββατοκύριακο 💙

HOLY SHIT. THE GREEK ALPHABET IS SO BEAUTIFUL? I AM STUNNED. (thanks for sharing this with me 💙)

As always I love your reactions so and I am so grateful that you share these with you - even in the middle of all the work. Thank you. So, so much.

Also Lexi, David and I are on our way to give your grandmother a good whack in the head. Sit tight x.

Also, do the tea bag thingy (put used tea bags in the fridge and then keep them on your eyes later on) it helps to cool down the eyes after you spent a lot of time in front of a screen :)

This is a funny thing I saw. It gives me Gigi vibes 😂😂

[victoryrifle]