#surpising

[hiphopraisedmetheblog]

Lil Zay Osama Receives Surprising Prison Sentence Over Federal Gun Charge

In a recent development that has captured the attention of fans and the media alike, rapper Lil Zay Osama, born Isaiah Dukes, has been sentenced to 14 months in federal prison for a gun-related offense. The ruling, announced by the United States Attorney’s Office for New York’s Eastern District, comes after Osama pleaded guilty earlier this year to charges associated with a modified firearm he…

[whathehonestfuk]

Dustin announces his entrance to the room loudly practically shouting "what the hell are you two doing?"

Steve pulls away to hide his face in eddies neck freeing up his boyfriend to answer

"kissing"

"I know that by why are you two kissing? you're both guys" his tone arrogant like that simple statement explains everything

"Steve how could you not tell me you're a man?" Eddie gasps dramatically pulling away to place a hand over his heart and forcing Steve to address the situation instead of hiding

"eds not helping" he laughs " I don't know Henderson why do people usually kiss each other"

"for sex"

"that not, has your mom given you the sex talk yet I feel like you might need it after that statement. kissing isn't just for sex and that's actually a really shitty way of looking at it"

"okay kissing isn't just for sex and yes I've already gotten the sex talk, multiple times but that still doesn't explain why you were kissing"

Steve places a hand over eddies mouth as soon as the other man opens it "give him a second that big brain of his will catch up"

There was about a minutes pause before "ARE YOU DATING?"

[impish-baby]

What About Platonic Yandere Werewolf Mother?

The hunt is on - platonic yandere werewolf mom x reader 🐾

There's a woman in the den. Her presence makes your fur stand on end, your instincts screaming that she isn't safe. The harsh growl that fills the room only seems to amuse her, the woman kneeling a bit away from where you're sat.

"Aw, hey there, sweetie.." She coos, voice soft and soothing. "I know, I'm a big scary stranger, huh? Poor pup.." Nobody else is home, you don't think. Rowen definitely wouldn't be letting someone wonder in like this. "I'm Vivian," The woman smiles, bearing her neck. It's a vulnerable gesture, an act of trust, and an attempt to show she isn't a danger.

It surprises you, enough that your growl teeters into a confused whine.

Vivian hums, holding out her hand towards you. "Here, come on. You're ok, dear.." She seems perfectly content to wait, making no move to get closer. "It's ok.."

She remains perfectly still as you approach and sniff her hand, allowing you to investigate. The woman smells.. familiar, which only further confuses you. Her scent is the same that lingers on some of the blankets and pillows strown across the house.

"See? I'm a friend.." After a moment she delicately pets your head, "how rude of my husband... bringing a cute little one home and not telling me."

[confused-bagel]

“man, you must really hate having to admit you need me”

JUL 12 2023

[galacticghoste]

I know shadow is strong but I really like the idea of Amy just being SUPER strong. (Though that probably goes with saying XD)

Most of these were when they first started dating

(Also few of these poses I found through a quick google search of couples doing exercises)

[polyshodivorce]

Random Rui trait I like is how he looks alittle angry when he’s thinking really hard

[fiskael]

Lizard plushies am I right?

[sweetpupii]

a heavy, exhausted sigh could be heard from the front door as it closed and something loudly—a backpack perhaps—dropped to the ground. ( hopefully nothing broke. )

the shuffling footsteps going from the living room to your room a clear indicator that it was just jayce and not a very loud burglar breaking into your apartment.

“hi, how was—oh?” your smile quickly turned into a surprised look as he interrupted your greeting by taking your phone out of your hands, spreading your legs to lay his full body weight on top of you, letting out another deep exhale from his chapped lips. don't even waste your time trying to convince him to take a lip balm to leave the house; he always forgets.

“I'm so tired…” he mumbled against the fabric of your top, instinctively snuggling into your abdomen while seeking warmth and contact. eyes growing even heavier than before. “I missed you.”

a soft smile finding its way to your lips once more at the quiet confession, gently tracing his tense shoulders with an index finger. “missed you too; you got home pretty late.”

he lazily nodded with a hum, hands slowly sliding up and down at your sides to distract himself from the stress. today has been absolutely awful. he just wanted to come home and cuddle while you talk about whatever.

a break.

“I still haven't found a material that does the same thing as cobalt for my project and is also cheap; nickel overheats, silicon expands, and I can't even afford graphene… it's driving me crazy.” a slight groan can be heard in his voice, clearly exhausted from trying and failing multiple times. 

“you won't be able to think about other solutions if you're working your ass off.”

“...yeah, I know that already, but I just—everyone’s already done with their own projects or already knows how to do it, but I'm still trying to figure it out.” jayce’s lips twitch into a frown, squeezing his eyes shut before burying his face on your chest. the gentle beat of your heart soothing his overwhelmed brain.

“from now on, no talking about work here unless it's really necessary. can't have you getting gray hairs in your early thirties.” he could only scoff at that comment.

“it's not like it would look bad…right?”

“nope but still, I would prefer seeing those because of the time that passes and not from stress.” the gentle kiss on his forehead automatically makes him lean forward into you, silently asking for more.

it felt good to think about being with you long enough you start seeing his gray hair appear.

“thanks…” jayce whispered while moving his head to also be able to return the affection with tiny kisses, his stubble lightly scratching your skin, gently trailing up to your lips with a steady and soft kiss that pulled you closer and easily melted away any lingering frustration in his body.

god, it felt good to be home.

[callumsluvr]

introducing…

cameron baby #4 (aka mom and dad!rafe’s last baby.. hopefully)

Theodore Joseph Cameron

[charles-leclerc-official]

This is seriously one of my favorite lestappen pictures.

They are both like: "What do you mean I can't spend the entire interview talking to my boyfriend?"

Like they are so genuinely surprised the rest of the world exists and that it had the audacity to interrupt them

[ventique18]

"Hey, this egg... Is Malleus really in here? It looks more like a big, shiny stone than an egg."

> Something moved inside! ... Like that?

> Hey! What if you break it!

Silver: "For as long as I can remember, Lord Malleus looks the same as he does now.

Silver: "I wonder what he looked like when he was born?"

> I think he was born a dragon

> Maybe he looked like a human child?

Silver: "Ah... Could it be that the reason why Lord Malleus couldn't interfere in this dream is because father's memories took place before he was born? Magic is limited only by one's imagination."

"And that's why Lord Malleus is having a hard time controlling things he couldn't have known or imagine..."

[aouiaa]

Imagining theatrekid!ellie who got the role of Romeo and freaked the fucked out when you got Juliet. Because now she had to kiss her sworn enemy on the lips?! Cooties, much?

[orion-archives]

Some panel sketches from a TFP comic I'm working on that I find funny and wanted to share

[scoupsofjisung]

༘♡ ⋆｡˚ feed me, seungminnie :(

🧸 paring: kim seungmin x f! reader

🧸 warnings: none

🧸 author rambles: im so hungry and tired right now can you tell? but im at uni by myself so in order to eat i must get up and make my own food, oh the agonies. i love my seungminnie who shows his love secretly, it’s my first time writing him so i was sorta experimenting too lol. also my usual app to make texts is being annoying and not working so i had to get a new one ugh i hope it doesn't look to weird/different <3 also seungmin is so the type of bf to say no to something you ask while literally in the process of doing it for u TT

masterlist

blog info post!

[imaginationblur]

All hail.

<< Gold ( end )

That's it for the mini series i've been doing! Thanks for following along : )

Hopefully I can draw MORE characters i've missed later on, keep an eye out i'd love to take requests!

I don't know alot about the Sonic Archie universe characters but i'd love to learn more.

[firephoenix2305]

Me: Okay, let's watch a bit of the Olivier Awards, just to pass the time. And, most importantly, let's NOT make this Good Omens, yeah?

Michael sheen:

Oh, come on!! Even the haircut?!?!

Not to mention the bowtie!! Make it tartan while you're at it, why don't you!!

Please kill me already, and raise me from the dead when and ONLY when season 3 is out. Thanks.

You know, I'm really trying for the brainrot not to spread. I really, really am.

SOME PEOPLE just make it really difficult!

Edit: (Is it me or are they both vaguely sauntering towards their GO looks? I'm probably just going crazy, branirot and all, but I couldn't help raising an eyebrow at it)