#surfer guy

[calmabeach]

Tuesday. Here we Go.

Chris Del Moro.

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[mearchy]

The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

[king-psycholyze]

Typical Friday

[skunkes]

an al in the spirit of the awesome genre of guy i saw at the store today

[andreakap]

Surf before the swell came

[notfocks]

I just watched that one episode where they all try help Rainbow Dash study for her Wonderbolts exam

[namedr]

BOOM

[kooldewd123]

god i love the digimon dub's stupid voice acting

[dadvans]

bucktommy + eddie friendship snowboarding vacation episode for season 8 where they survive an avalanche. tim, are you listening. tim, can you hear me. bucktommy + eddie friendship snowboarding vacation episode for season 8 where they survive an avalanche, ok???

[art-of-male]

[calmabeach]

Chris Del Moro,

Australia.

Stay Rad here On Calmabeach

[total-karma]

honestly total drama introducing international contestants in later seasons with not much explanation (alejandro, anne maria, sugar, jasmine) was so funny like yeah none of these guys are canadian but we're letting this guy compete because he's pretty, this girl because we need that jersey shore rep, this girl because this show is lacking in southern charm and this girl because canada just LOVES australia

[gavamont]

A wizard that uses his surfboard as a surface for magical sigils.

He’s surfing the seas and he’s cutting the waves

He’s writing out formulae of great import

Shredding that gnar is what he craves

And his sigils heighten the joy of the sport

One to repel sharks, one to repel squid

One to protect the shore, and one to make waves big

But all these spells and sigils are a sign of one sure thing

He’s a chilled out mage who’s the best at surfing

[ssksscrapboard]

Been in a tropical mood thanks to Shy Guy Surfing and Goomba Lagoon from Super Mario Party Jamboree!

Here are Iolana and Leimomi

[xochimillilili]

I dunno I think I should get my cocked sucked whenever I play subway surfers

[kpop-bbg]