#surfer demon

[countryanthromorphicmrrf]

"إذا تبولت على السرير أثناء النوم، سيصاب والديك بالصدمة والحرج. ومع ذلك، إذا كنت تتبول في مكان عشوائي، فعليك التنظيف كعقاب"

"寝ているときにベッドでおしっこをしてしまったら、親はショックを受けて恥ずかしい思いをするでしょう。 ただし、適当な場所で放尿した場合は、罰として掃除をしなければなりません。"

Like Krakenavus who killed the victims for littering into the ocean, the demon killed them with bunch of the deadly in the waves that could bite them into pieces. The Surfuro, the surfer demon who created the tsunamis with deadly sharks

A boy named Jinny, he always bullied in the class. He always threatened in the school for making something worse than other. He tried to vandalize the school and ruined everything in the school.

One day, his parents forbade him to go outside, but he tried to steal motorcycle and threaten around the territory. Jinny started to abuse everything cruelly. He started to cracked the windows and stole the motorcycle. When he arrived at the village nearly the coast, he was peeing on the wall along with his bully gangs. They cracked the arts and anything until they reached to the coast before everyone caught them. He had escaped from riots since he stole the boat.

Later, they threw the trash into the coast to make ruining places over time, and they pee into the. Suddenly, the boat was floating away, and Jinny realized that the tsunami was getting higher. He saw the demon, Surfuro, who was surfing to kill them with bunch of the deadly sharks. Jinny was shocked until his gangs were died from being eaten and drowned into the ocean.

As we are environmentalism, we know that trashes in the coast makes the beach clean. Also, we can protect the coast as well as keeping the ocean fresh from the dirty and smelly things, like peeing in the ocean

[mephisto-devil-of-the-hell]

[toxooz]

its hot boy summer 😎✌🌅

[pat1dee]

August is Kirby month!

[krinues]

Subway Surfers' recent twitter post is a bit... curious, y'know

[wanderingmind867]

If I could make a version of the defenders for dc, i think i can easily find good parables for the defenders. I'll cover the founding team members of Doctor Strange, Hulk, Namor and the Silver Surfer here. Just to show the counterparts i could think of at DC (and to demonstrate the potential of a team like this for DC):

Doctor Strange: His counterpart has to be Doctor Fate. Both of them practice the arcane and mystic arts, both have Doctor in their names, both have love interests who seem like their only supporting characters (Clea and Inza Nelson), both have very private homes (Strange has his Sanctum, Fate has his tower), etc.

The Hulk: For me, Hulk's equivalent is Etrigan. Bruce Banner would have a natural counterpart in Jason Blood. And I realize these characters are different in quite a few ways, but they're the closest counterparts each other have (i think).

Namor: Namor's counterpart just has to be Aquaman. I don't think there's anyone else it could be. Personally, i think Namor is more interesting than Aquaman. But they definitely are each other's counterparts.

Silver Surfer: I see Silver Surfer's equivalent as Martian Manhunter. They're both lonely individuals with histories of tragedy and who've lost loved ones (Martian Manhunter saw his family die, The Silver Surfer had to give up his love to save his planet). They're not identical characters, but I think they work as counterparts.

[thtupidity]

the animated series powescaling, im a powerscaler now wsg

(explanations included)

Jake🛹

He's high average due to his stamina, speed, and i'd argue all the surfers have pretty high endurance (especially Jake) since of how often they get injured, walk off pain, and run face first into trains (stationary or moving). I'm also willing to bet he weighs more than the other surfers since he's constantly eating some snack, while you can argue that he burns his calories... constantly consider thats a lot of food..

Fresh📻

Placing him below Jake, I'm going to say his speed and stamina are also comparable to Jake, while its stated that he doesn't get out much due to his family, it doesn't seem to affect his athleticism. Although he most likely weighs less than Jake, so if he were to say try to use his body weight to tackle someone it would be less effective than Jake's attempt.

Tricky🩰

Placing her below Jake, on the same level as Fresh for the same speed, stamina, and endurance ranking, I want to take her ballet skills into consideration, I've never done ballet but i imagine its physically straining, however we never see her ballet abilities be used in a way that can positively affect her strength. If we do see her use her skill to her advantage, i'd be willing to place her above Fresh.

Yutani👽

Placing her in "Subject to change" but if i had to i'd put her currently either below King or in below average, I do believe the Yutani is an alien theory (specifically one heavily aligned with Infinity, like Frank) so I think it's plausible for her to receive a power up.

King👑

He's placed at the tail end of Average, nothing notable really. He could arguably fit just fine on weaker than average, but since he's running along with the subway surfers (despite still not being one himself in canon), so i'm going to give him the same speed, stamina, and endurance as the others.

Dog🦴

Putting him in string because that dog is literally DRAGGING a heavy grown ass man like its nothing, bro was made to pull sleds in the arctic. I don't have much more to add to that little dog got the strength of a towtruck.

Guard🔦

Putting him above average since he's a full grown adult with noteworthy stamina, im also going to mention his physical strength, since doesn't have trouble with running on his own despite his size. Even though he's shown to be out of breath sometimes, he never truly stops or gives up his chase which is admirable shout out bro.

Frank🐰

Do I need to explain myself? Frank is shown to have multiple superhuman abilities such as his remarkable speed and his own canon feats, like the fact thats he's able to solo Donkey Kong. This also definitely isn't his full capabilities and there's definitely more to his skillset that we haven't seen.

wow. i might be the first subway surfers power scaler

[bionic-vapour-boy]

Honestly they don't make bands like they used to anymore. Back in they day there were guys called Butthole Surfers and you could listen to a song using foods as a sex metaphor by a band called Mr Bungle. Nowadays kids only listen to they're Lemon Demons and Will Woods.

[icedcoolatta]

new ocs dropped weewooweewoo

[comicwaren]

This week on Marvel Comics (1st February 2023):

Avengers Vol. 8 #065

Bloodline: Daughter of Blade #001 (NEW!)

Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty Vol. 2 #009

Dark Web Finale #001 (One-shot)

Demon Wars: Down in Flames #001 (One-shot)

Legion of X #010

Miles Morales: Spider-Man Vol. 2 #003

Moon Knight Vol. 9 #020

Scarlet Witch Vol. 3 #002

Silver Surfer: Ghost Light #001 (NEW!)

Star Wars: Sana Starros #001 (NEW!)

Venom Vol. 5 #016

Wakanda #005 (Finale)

X-Force Vol. 6 #037

[makserera]

random stuff i draw while bored in school

these doodles were made this fall

im too tired to draw something new today because i spent the evening poorly analysing poems (im studying for what i guess you could call my final exam??idk we call it ЕГЭ here and literature ЕГЭ is pretty terrifying)

[londytellsall]

continuing to spread the surfer boy daisuke agenda

[opencommunion]

looking back on how liberal political analysts talked about donald trump during his 2016 campaign, I notice two very important insights that have vanished from the conversation this time around.

1: the dire warnings about the rise of fascism were really centered on trump's followers, not the man himself. what concerned scholars of fascism in particular was that the already well-established neonazi presence in the US was openly rallying around a presidential candidate. trump's campaign emboldened neonazis, but the neonazis were already there — this is why we saw an astronomical rise in hate crimes against many marginalized groups during trump's campaign, before he was elected. trump himself was understood as an opportunist riding the wave of rising fascist sentiment — the wave itself was a bigger concern than the surfer. trump was replaceable. liberals now seem to have forgotten that trump's followers won't disappear if harris wins. the heritage foundation (originators of 'project 2025,' blue maga's favorite boogeyman) won't disappear if harris wins. extreme right politicians — many of whom I would argue are even further right than trump, and more embedded in the establishment — won't disappear. even if you mistakenly see the republican party as the sole provenance of usamerican fascism, republicans won't disappear if harris is elected.

2: the people centered in the crosshairs of trump's agenda were migrants and asylum seekers; chiefly those from south of the US border and from majority muslim countries. the intensified demonization of these groups led analysts to draw parallels with fascist parties that were on the rise in europe. hatred of migrants and muslims is indisputably the primary driver of 21st century fascism, from the UK to India. so tell me why the conversation in the US has shifted to revolve around white trans people? yes, trump supporters are obviously transphobic, but you have to trace this particular manifestation of transphobia to its source, which still comes down to white supremacy and anti-migrant sentiment. when you actually look at the way fascists talk about trans people, it all comes back to the idea that hostile foreign elements invading the country have degraded white christian values. trans people of color have already been targeted for a long time, because we're seen as a sort of vanguard of non-white perversion; this isn't new to us. white trans people are now experiencing increased persecution because transness is seen as infiltrating white families/communities and corrupting their whiteness. I'm not saying we shouldn't talk about the rise of transphobic policies; of course we should. what disturbs me is that anti-migrant sentiment has been shunted to the sidelines of discussions of 'trumpism,' when it is still very much the center of his platform. and that's the part of his platform that the harris campaign has adopted to try and pull voters from him! that's the part of the republican platform that the biden administration advanced with the excuse of 'reaching across the aisle.' and what more extreme manifestation of an anti-migrant anti-muslim platform is there than committing genocide in gaza and then refusing to let gazan asylum seekers (or even gazans with US citizenship!) into the US?

the entire US government, red and blue, is unified around the anti-migrant, white supremacist crux of so-called 'trumpism.' large swathes of the american public, whether they vote red or blue, are enthusiastic about genocidal foreign and domestic policies. none of this stops when trump is gone

[hydri-ibn]

Butthole Surfers - Bong Song

[thesaucemanstrikesback]

This is my official ranking of Tumblr Sexymen/women/people based on how genuinely attracted to them I am

(If I don't know them it's physically, if I do know them it's physically and personality-wise so keep that in mind, also some of the fucking creatures like Kowalski have human variants the fandom makes)

tumblr sexyman tierlist

slight tw sucide mention// (by that i mean one of these rows has characters that make me want to commit a die)

And the link if you want a go

https://t.co/ZL2sUVUMTF?amp=1

[lilithfairen]

I just had the most genuinely ridiculous thought...

Imagine a full-fledged Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom yadda yadda sequel, not to a Zelda game...

...but to Spiritual Warfare.

I would absolutely play the heck out of that~