#surfer demon

[countryanthromorphicmrrf]

"إذا تبولت على السرير أثناء النوم، سيصاب والديك بالصدمة والحرج. ومع ذلك، إذا كنت تتبول في مكان عشوائي، فعليك التنظيف كعقاب"

"寝ているときにベッドでおしっこをしてしまったら、親はショックを受けて恥ずかしい思いをするでしょう。 ただし、適当な場所で放尿した場合は、罰として掃除をしなければなりません。"

Like Krakenavus who killed the victims for littering into the ocean, the demon killed them with bunch of the deadly in the waves that could bite them into pieces. The Surfuro, the surfer demon who created the tsunamis with deadly sharks

A boy named Jinny, he always bullied in the class. He always threatened in the school for making something worse than other. He tried to vandalize the school and ruined everything in the school.

One day, his parents forbade him to go outside, but he tried to steal motorcycle and threaten around the territory. Jinny started to abuse everything cruelly. He started to cracked the windows and stole the motorcycle. When he arrived at the village nearly the coast, he was peeing on the wall along with his bully gangs. They cracked the arts and anything until they reached to the coast before everyone caught them. He had escaped from riots since he stole the boat.

Later, they threw the trash into the coast to make ruining places over time, and they pee into the. Suddenly, the boat was floating away, and Jinny realized that the tsunami was getting higher. He saw the demon, Surfuro, who was surfing to kill them with bunch of the deadly sharks. Jinny was shocked until his gangs were died from being eaten and drowned into the ocean.

As we are environmentalism, we know that trashes in the coast makes the beach clean. Also, we can protect the coast as well as keeping the ocean fresh from the dirty and smelly things, like peeing in the ocean

[mephisto-devil-of-the-hell]

[toxooz]

its hot boy summer 😎✌🌅

[pat1dee]

August is Kirby month!

[krinues]

Subway Surfers' recent twitter post is a bit... curious, y'know

[wanderingmind867]

If I could make a version of the defenders for dc, i think i can easily find good parables for the defenders. I'll cover the founding team members of Doctor Strange, Hulk, Namor and the Silver Surfer here. Just to show the counterparts i could think of at DC (and to demonstrate the potential of a team like this for DC):

Doctor Strange: His counterpart has to be Doctor Fate. Both of them practice the arcane and mystic arts, both have Doctor in their names, both have love interests who seem like their only supporting characters (Clea and Inza Nelson), both have very private homes (Strange has his Sanctum, Fate has his tower), etc.

The Hulk: For me, Hulk's equivalent is Etrigan. Bruce Banner would have a natural counterpart in Jason Blood. And I realize these characters are different in quite a few ways, but they're the closest counterparts each other have (i think).

Namor: Namor's counterpart just has to be Aquaman. I don't think there's anyone else it could be. Personally, i think Namor is more interesting than Aquaman. But they definitely are each other's counterparts.

Silver Surfer: I see Silver Surfer's equivalent as Martian Manhunter. They're both lonely individuals with histories of tragedy and who've lost loved ones (Martian Manhunter saw his family die, The Silver Surfer had to give up his love to save his planet). They're not identical characters, but I think they work as counterparts.

[thtupidity]

the animated series powescaling, im a powerscaler now wsg

(explanations included)

Jake🛹

He's high average due to his stamina, speed, and i'd argue all the surfers have pretty high endurance (especially Jake) since of how often they get injured, walk off pain, and run face first into trains (stationary or moving). I'm also willing to bet he weighs more than the other surfers since he's constantly eating some snack, while you can argue that he burns his calories... constantly consider thats a lot of food..

Fresh📻

Placing him below Jake, I'm going to say his speed and stamina are also comparable to Jake, while its stated that he doesn't get out much due to his family, it doesn't seem to affect his athleticism. Although he most likely weighs less than Jake, so if he were to say try to use his body weight to tackle someone it would be less effective than Jake's attempt.

Tricky🩰

Placing her below Jake, on the same level as Fresh for the same speed, stamina, and endurance ranking, I want to take her ballet skills into consideration, I've never done ballet but i imagine its physically straining, however we never see her ballet abilities be used in a way that can positively affect her strength. If we do see her use her skill to her advantage, i'd be willing to place her above Fresh.

Yutani👽

Placing her in "Subject to change" but if i had to i'd put her currently either below King or in below average, I do believe the Yutani is an alien theory (specifically one heavily aligned with Infinity, like Frank) so I think it's plausible for her to receive a power up.

King👑

He's placed at the tail end of Average, nothing notable really. He could arguably fit just fine on weaker than average, but since he's running along with the subway surfers (despite still not being one himself in canon), so i'm going to give him the same speed, stamina, and endurance as the others.

Dog🦴

Putting him in string because that dog is literally DRAGGING a heavy grown ass man like its nothing, bro was made to pull sleds in the arctic. I don't have much more to add to that little dog got the strength of a towtruck.

Guard🔦

Putting him above average since he's a full grown adult with noteworthy stamina, im also going to mention his physical strength, since doesn't have trouble with running on his own despite his size. Even though he's shown to be out of breath sometimes, he never truly stops or gives up his chase which is admirable shout out bro.

Frank🐰

Do I need to explain myself? Frank is shown to have multiple superhuman abilities such as his remarkable speed and his own canon feats, like the fact thats he's able to solo Donkey Kong. This also definitely isn't his full capabilities and there's definitely more to his skillset that we haven't seen.

wow. i might be the first subway surfers power scaler

[bionic-vapour-boy]

Honestly they don't make bands like they used to anymore. Back in they day there were guys called Butthole Surfers and you could listen to a song using foods as a sex metaphor by a band called Mr Bungle. Nowadays kids only listen to they're Lemon Demons and Will Woods.

[icedcoolatta]

new ocs dropped weewooweewoo

[comicwaren]

This week on Marvel Comics (1st February 2023):

Avengers Vol. 8 #065

Bloodline: Daughter of Blade #001 (NEW!)

Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty Vol. 2 #009

Dark Web Finale #001 (One-shot)

Demon Wars: Down in Flames #001 (One-shot)

Legion of X #010

Miles Morales: Spider-Man Vol. 2 #003

Moon Knight Vol. 9 #020

Scarlet Witch Vol. 3 #002

Silver Surfer: Ghost Light #001 (NEW!)

Star Wars: Sana Starros #001 (NEW!)

Venom Vol. 5 #016

Wakanda #005 (Finale)

X-Force Vol. 6 #037

[makserera]

random stuff i draw while bored in school

these doodles were made this fall

im too tired to draw something new today because i spent the evening poorly analysing poems (im studying for what i guess you could call my final exam??idk we call it ЕГЭ here and literature ЕГЭ is pretty terrifying)

[hydri-ibn]

Butthole Surfers - Bong Song

[opencommunion]

looking back on how liberal political analysts talked about donald trump during his 2016 campaign, I notice two very important insights that have vanished from the conversation this time around.

1: the dire warnings about the rise of fascism were really centered on trump's followers, not the man himself. what concerned scholars of fascism in particular was that the already well-established neonazi presence in the US was openly rallying around a presidential candidate. trump's campaign emboldened neonazis, but the neonazis were already there — this is why we saw an astronomical rise in hate crimes against many marginalized groups during trump's campaign, before he was elected. trump himself was understood as an opportunist riding the wave of rising fascist sentiment — the wave itself was a bigger concern than the surfer. trump was replaceable. liberals now seem to have forgotten that trump's followers won't disappear if harris wins. the heritage foundation (originators of 'project 2025,' blue maga's favorite boogeyman) won't disappear if harris wins. extreme right politicians — many of whom I would argue are even further right than trump, and more embedded in the establishment — won't disappear. even if you mistakenly see the republican party as the sole provenance of usamerican fascism, republicans won't disappear if harris is elected.

2: the people centered in the crosshairs of trump's agenda were migrants and asylum seekers; chiefly those from south of the US border and from majority muslim countries. the intensified demonization of these groups led analysts to draw parallels with fascist parties that were on the rise in europe. hatred of migrants and muslims is indisputably the primary driver of 21st century fascism, from the UK to India. so tell me why the conversation in the US has shifted to revolve around white trans people? yes, trump supporters are obviously transphobic, but you have to trace this particular manifestation of transphobia to its source, which still comes down to white supremacy and anti-migrant sentiment. when you actually look at the way fascists talk about trans people, it all comes back to the idea that hostile foreign elements invading the country have degraded white christian values. trans people of color have already been targeted for a long time, because we're seen as a sort of vanguard of non-white perversion; this isn't new to us. white trans people are now experiencing increased persecution because transness is seen as infiltrating white families/communities and corrupting their whiteness. I'm not saying we shouldn't talk about the rise of transphobic policies; of course we should. what disturbs me is that anti-migrant sentiment has been shunted to the sidelines of discussions of 'trumpism,' when it is still very much the center of his platform. and that's the part of his platform that the harris campaign has adopted to try and pull voters from him! that's the part of the republican platform that the biden administration advanced with the excuse of 'reaching across the aisle.' and what more extreme manifestation of an anti-migrant anti-muslim platform is there than committing genocide in gaza and then refusing to let gazan asylum seekers (or even gazans with US citizenship!) into the US?

the entire US government, red and blue, is unified around the anti-migrant, white supremacist crux of so-called 'trumpism.' large swathes of the american public, whether they vote red or blue, are enthusiastic about genocidal foreign and domestic policies. none of this stops when trump is gone

[thesaucemanstrikesback]

This is my official ranking of Tumblr Sexymen/women/people based on how genuinely attracted to them I am

(If I don't know them it's physically, if I do know them it's physically and personality-wise so keep that in mind, also some of the fucking creatures like Kowalski have human variants the fandom makes)

tumblr sexyman tierlist

slight tw sucide mention// (by that i mean one of these rows has characters that make me want to commit a die)

And the link if you want a go

https://t.co/ZL2sUVUMTF?amp=1

[lilithfairen]

I just had the most genuinely ridiculous thought...

Imagine a full-fledged Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom yadda yadda sequel, not to a Zelda game...

...but to Spiritual Warfare.

I would absolutely play the heck out of that~

[hawkinsschoolcounselor]

Mike declaring his "love" for El is what Henry has been waiting for.

Will, the well-intentioned selfless idiot that he is, has accidentally set in motion Henry's best chance to finally achieve his goals of...world domination? What exactly is he after, anyway?

El was on her way to becoming a stronger person. She faced her demons. She accepted her past mistakes that led to Henry's massacre, confronted Dr. Brenner and rejected his manipulations once and for all, and stopped seeing herself as Mike's idealized superhero girlfriend. It seemed that she was set to move past all of her biggest insecurities, which would allow her to face Henry without any mental weaknesses for him to exploit.

Then Will saw Mike moping about El. He couldn't handle Mike talking badly about himself. He wanted to let Mike know how he sees him, but, of course, he felt it wouldn't mean anything coming from him. So, he put El's name on everything, not even noticing how Mike's initial excited reaction at seeing the painting was dulled at Will crediting El with it. Nevertheless, Mike was overcome with emotion at someone seeing him exactly the way he always wished he would be seen. And, because of Will, he thinks it's how El sees him.

It remains curious that Mike and El never had an emotional conversation after they reunited. Yes, there was initially no time for that since they had to get back on the road to escape Sullivan. However, even with their need to plan what they needed to do to save Max, they could have talked. They were in that van fairly long considering it was daytime when El was rescued and night when they reached Surfer Boy Pizza. Perhaps they didn't want to talk in front of everyone else, though that didn't stop Will. They didn't really get a chance at that until everyone else was preparing for El's saltwater bath.

What may well have been a gentle breakup or, at the very least, an honest conversation about their relationship issues, instead was interrupted by Argyle. Indeed, Mike seemed eager to goof off with his blackout glasses and then seemed nervous when El took his hands with that "we need to talk" look. That conversation was their only chance to have a real talk, but they had no chance, and El was soon in the pizza freezer trying to save Max.

This brings us to the second part of Will's well-intentioned mistake. El is in danger. Henry managed to get the upper hand. El appeared to be dying. In an effort to give her strength, Will prompts Mike to talk to her. He's the heart. Mike had been hesitating, but he tells her he loves her. It's a bit unclear just what sort of effect this had on El, whether it helped or distracted her. However, she does eventually steel herself and, seeing that Max was about to be killed, summons the strength to fight back. Max is partially saved, but we never see Mike and El talk afterwards.

El is naturally rattled by Max's fate. She lost, and Max suffered for it. However, she makes no apparent attempts to find comfort or reassurance in Mike. Aside from the hospital room, she was quiet, going off on her own. The strong, determined, self-assured young woman she was growing into has fallen back into insecurity.

Meanwhile, Will has sacrificed his greatest desire for what he thinks will give Mike and El happiness. That will be Henry's opportunity.

Make no mistake: Henry knows that Will loves Mike. He had Will integrated into the hive mind. Brain scans showed that Will's mind was almost entirely taken over. He knows Will's every secret, and he also knows that Mike was the one who finally broke through to him in the shed. Mike trusts Will completely, and Will is able to sense Henry's presence.

Mike is the fly in the ointment, the spanner in the works. He's been far more of a problem for Henry than he even realizes. Mike is a problem for him. Will is a problem for him. Mike and Will together would be an even bigger problem.

In order to win, Henry needs three things to happen. First, isolate El. She is the only one who is capable of facing him one-on-one. She is stronger when she has something to fight for, something driving her to overcome the odds. If she doubts herself, he has a chance. He needs to take away her support system by either killing them or separating her from them.

Second, Mike needs to be taken out of the picture. Will was right. Mike is the leader, the heart. He knows how to rally an group of ordinary kids, now teens, to do things that should be well out of their abilities. Mike is caring, brave, and intelligent, but also very insecure. If he can get Mike doubting himself, then he won't be able to support El, Will, or anyone else.

Finally, Will has always been special to Henry. We don't yet know why, exactly, but Henry targeted Will from the start. Even after Will was rescued, Henry tried again a year later to bring Will into his control. It could be that he hates losing that much, or it could be that Will has some yet to be revealed asset that Henry needs. Their mental connection, at the very least, is a huge liability for Henry, but it has also been an asset for him in the past.

It seems to reason that any plan of Henry's needs to address these three, and I think it fits with what we know so far.

El seems to largely be isolated. She's apparently in hiding, which is likely since she's essentially a fugitive from the government. This would eventually take its toll on anyone, but El is also a teenager with a lifetime of trauma. She saw her best friend die. She has to hide from hostile forces while trying to protect the world from literal monsters. Over time, the stress could make her snap. Henry just has to keep her busy and away from the others.

We know that Holly is targeted by Henry, and Karen may end up in the hospital with severe injuries. This could very well be a calculated plan by Henry to get Mike out of the way. Killing Mike would probably enrage El to the point of her becoming too big of a threat, and it would also make it difficult to bring Will back under his control. Instead, he can target Mike's family to sow enough doubt in him to force him out of the picture. At the very least, he can distract Mike from being able to support the others if he's worried about his family, instead.

This would leave Will vulnerable, as well. We have reason to believe that Will has flashbacks/visions, possibly right away in episode 1. It's reasonable to think that the others could worry about Will being a spy for Henry again. Mike would trust him, but the others might think it'd be safer for Will to be away from the action, so Henry would be unable to use him. Rejection is a fear of Will's, not only from Mike, but in general. He wouldn't take it well if his friends saw him as a tool of the enemy. If Mike were to be too caught up in his own head to reassure Will, or, worse, start to see reason to doubt Will, himself, then Will could fall into a downward spiral. Will loves Mike. Needs him. Any rejection from Mike is painful to him. He may try to pretend that he's moved on, but feelings like those don't just go away. This would give Henry an opportunity to tempt him or outright possess him again.

Of course, we know that Henry will ultimately lose. This is all just how I feel he will try to attack what I see as his biggest obstacles to victory. Any thoughts?