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fatuismooches · 1 year ago

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Who is Arlecchino? For the blind, she is the vision. For the hungry, she is the chef. For the thirsty, she is the water. If Arlecchino thinks, I agree. If Arlecchino speaks, I’m listening. If Arlecchino has one fan, it is me. If Arlecchino has no fans, I don’t exist.

#smooches talks #I WAS JUST ABT TO GO TO SLEEP. BUT NOPE/#THEY DROPPED THIS.#HOLYY IM GOING CRAZY #YLL LIKE.#i wasnt expecting arlie until like. after 4.0 #BUT THIS IS TELLING ME WE'RE PROLLY GONNA SEE HER MUCH EARLIER??!!!!#OMFGGGG AND NOW IK FOR SURE..#lyney and lynette have to be orphans from her house of hearth! i wonder what madness is gonna happen now 😭#the animation was just. amazing gosh i have no words #arlecchino being the thumbnail slayed.

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cecoeur · 2 months ago

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okay but i am actually fucked off about every daniel post that includes "say what you want about his current form/pace but..." You're all falling prey to the redbull narrative, i'm afraid.

#was he setting the world on fire in that vcarb?#nope but niether was yuki!#and it a tight as fuck midfield when your car is a yo-yo of maybe okay and probably shit - he was never going to #If this is how you lead off a daniel post #then when checo retires (with full honors from redbull im sure) posts about him better include a big fucking asterisk #i feel so sure that when checo retires people will look at the fanfare and they're going to think of daniel and how he was wronged again :)

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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strained myself too hard trying not to cry last night and ended up with a horror-movie-level nosebleed. apparently that can Happen!

#it was a killer way to escape the conversation ngl #people are upsetting you? get a massive nosebleed and hide in the bathroom!!!!#i still need to scrub blood out of the tub #im shocked i didnt get any on my clothes!#i soaked through the rest of a toilet paper roll! there was still a Bit on there!#nose was like a faucet goddamn.....#for a moment i genuinely thought i had burst something Important and was going to have a Hospital Experience #nope! sure felt like it tho!#scribble salad #honestly in hindsight i made a funny picture #huddled in the bathtub spilling blood everywhere while i tried not to hyperventilate. festivities!#its all or nothin with me i gotta admit it #im either stone faced or bleeding everywhere No Inbetween #and dont. dont ask me about it lmao im not gonna answer! personal stuff and all that <3 #the context of vent posts are between me. and me. My business to handle <3

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gammija · 7 months ago

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so, has anyone actually seen a popular influencer unironically talk like that, with that amount of twitter speak? I specifically don't mean just using online slang or AAVE, but to that degree. if you have, plz drop a link. (do influencers even say 'big mood' anymore? what's a mood about holding a shovel?)

#i actually tried to find examples #i dont watch beauty vloggers but i looked them up #even downloaded tiktok #but nope #oh sure people had the exaggerated cadence #some going off/wig snatching/no capping/whatever sprinkled in as you do #but.... still nothing that made Madam E sound in any way like a real person #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #if you couldnt tell i did not like this case #i could talk about it more but first i need to make sure that im really not missing the reference #hence this post #i dont think i am missing something because i do watch some vloggers who use more of these words than the average youtube essayist #and weirdly enough/s they're all black #by which i dont mean that this case is on purpose racist or anything #but that alex might simply not have thought about this part of internet culture beyond 'heh cringe lol'#joos yaps

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millshakes · 14 days ago

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Ok so today i had my dads bday!! wow cool and awesome sauce. So, this was my first time seeing my family after moving in my dorm,5 days. It was really fun at first, we ate nando's, I was being super social blah blah, but yeah it drained me like a bitch. Midway in I just started laughing at the silliest things.

There was this cupcake thing, my older sister ordered it, she will be N, there was only one piece left and she gave it to my other sister, H, I was lowkey joking around saying I wanted it, i did a little. However, I already had a couple of bites before so N was like no im giving it to H. Lowkey was a little bummed but oh well, after this I looked down at my phone for a little bit, and when I looked back up I saw my sister handing my mom a plate with the cake bit cut smaller, while going my way. For some reason I had a face of absolute joy and was actually really fucking happy, turns out fuck me it was for my dad who sat besides my mom. My family saw this exchange right and they all laughed at me, I laughed along too, it was pretty funny. However I was laughing fucking hysterically, like crying, almost throwing up, could barely breath, i do laugh like this occaisonally, it means I'm tired as balls.

H and my dad were talking about how much she's been walking, and since iv also been walking(we go to the same uni) I wanted to brag as well since I'm allowed to do that, I checked my app for my steps, I realised the past two days i havent really been walking so I decided to not show them.(I didnt mention this but i was REALLY bragging like being loud as balls) My brother saw me take out my phone mid conversation being loud as balls, look at it then stop talking and put my phone down, we then locked eyes. Me and him suddenly started bursting out laughing and yet again i could barely breath laughing hysterically. But this time while i was laughing, I was hit with a wave of fucking exhaustion and sleep deprivation(I am sleep deprived AS FUCKING BALLS), but this wasnt all I felt, also I felt like a crazy desire to fucking burst out crying. Crying and laughing is a pretty close action uk, but unfortunately I resisted and just continued laughing. After that I didnt let the wave of cry bother me but im pretty sure i was noticebly less outgoing. My social battery was getting drained like a bitch.

Like 5 minutes after that, I looked behind only to see a little girl crying and that shit sent me into another fit of laughter. Take note, this is while my dad is like giving a speech about his birthday thanking god and blah blah BLAH, meanwhile im hunched over fucking in tears.

I settled down after enough time we all finished eating we were just talking, and then we were preparing to leave. I saw my sister say soemthing to my mom and I heard like wanted something, I thought they were talking abt getting food for themselves cuz H and I are gonna go back to our uni's after that. So, I interjected saying wait i want to as well( I thought they said get food) my mom said" Oh? you want to give a couple of words to dad for his birthday?" and my stupid ass said what? no? And then i realised it, my mom mentioned wanting to give a couple words for my dads bday not wanting to get food for later for uni AND THIS SENT ME INTO ANOTHER HYSTERICAL FIT. I could see on my dads face he was over with my ass. I explained my side of the story afterwards and it was all a silly goofy laugh.

When we were going back to the car, my social battery was already dead for awhile. We were at the parking lot we left the mall, and i saw a person behind my, i thought it was my sister, so i looked back TURNS OUT IT WAS SOME RANDOM ASS OLD GUY. AND I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING AGAIN AND MY SISTER GOT MAD AT ME TELLING ME NOT TO LAUGH CUZ YEA I JUST LOOKED AT HIM AND BURSTED OUT LAUGHING NOT NICE AT ALL.

#On the ride home just my sister H and me with my mom and dad #We were talking blah vlah blah we get to our uni's and they sent my sister off first cuz her dorms were closer than mine #when she left she asked my parents no money? and yea my dad says no in a silly goofy mood typa way #So after she left I also asked for some money nope instant shut down yea tehres totally some type of way one can tactfully approach it...#and i did not do it #and so yea my ass was already fucking tired and getting bitchy we arrived to my dorms and since im not used to it yet we werent sure on the #way and my mom says she knows a way for me thatl be the easiest but my dad was adamant on followign the gps #while i was just thinking of getting out #and while they were like arguing? not rly my ass got super bitchy and just said dude just drop me off #And honeslty #I get my sister so fucking much She does this type of thing all the time and before this i thought she was just bitchy and not chill abt it #but now i see THESE GUYS ARE BEING ANNOYING AS BALLS #like this is literally my dorms i fucking now wehre to go dude #BUT NO THEY JUST IGNORE ME UNTIL I LIKE NOTICLBY BITCHY ABT IT #but unforties my mom was right she did have a faster way it was jsut i didnt know of it since it was primarily a shortcut for cars and not #for walekrs and i only walk around campus

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nerosdayinanime · 1 year ago

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"Im worried what people would think of you then, that you're just a personal whore or something- i don't want to ruin your reputation.."

"Are you kidding? 'My dick was so good i got promoted-' Thats the biggest flex i can think of!"

"Well, you're certaintly enthusiastic about this."

#ive been thinking of the au from @planethoneybee's tags in that writing prompts post #on the topic of giyuu wanting sabito to have political power in case something happens or someone tries to pull shit-#him & shinobu debating the pros and cons of giving him title of concubine before giyuu brings up the social aspect #so shino calls sab in to get his thoughts on the matter directly and it made me laugh #another bit w sanemi- theyre at a meeting talking abt finances and theyre talking of cutting sanemi's beetle funding-#G: i can pay for it /Sane: what? /G: keep as much funding to the project as possible- i'll finance the rest of it out of my #own allowance. that works doesnt it? /Shino: i suppose. ..but you'd do that for beetles? /G: i see importance in it. /Shino: very well-#sanemi doesnt thank him or even mention it but he definitly looks at giyuu differently after that- he used his own shit to keep #the project going full blast? damn. he did that for sanemi's beetles. man.#somethn somethn giyuu bringing up the idea for shinobu to have a personal guard(/helper) as well #shinobu 'i know what you are' @ giyuu before he hurriedly explains he doesnt mean get a side hoe hes genuinely just #offering to find her a trusted guard/helper whos sole purpose is to do errands n shit specifically for her 'oh! that sounds nice actually'#'sab has someone in mind for you- says shes one of the best in the forces and a pleasant personality' 'ill see that for myself first'#'okay [thumbs up]'#im imaginging a mix between european kingdoms & east asian/chinese/japanese empires except i dont know shit about either #only thing i vaguely know is theres advisors & like sub-royalty & in traditional japanese more (/complex) layers of clothing = rich/royal #the 'sub royalty' has a name im p sure. i forgor. fuckiinnn.#nope its just not there. oh well. giyuu w the fingerless sleeve-gloves my FUCKING beloved #also vague thought of sabito & mitsuri wearing helmets that utilize their pink hair as fuckin. yk the european knights #w the stupid ponytail thing/romans w the gold helm/red mohawk thing. somethn like that #they wouldnt wear like full Heavy Armor like knights do their fighting styles & w the close-quarters they wouldnt need it #but like for Show at Fancy Pantsy Time theyd dress up similarly #loserboy giyuu posting #loverboy sabito posting #sabigiyuu #of all the shit i have for this au THATS the scene that gets front page. dick joke funniee #(in case its not clear text goes Giyuu-Sabito-Shinobu talking)

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slavhew · 2 months ago

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im doing a drawtober of characters i think of through the day and will post in batches. day 3 solo because its already been derailed and todays blorbo is immunochemistry.

#admin draws #self #not fanart #drawtober #shoutout to two group chats and one server tormented by me reading a research paper and going jesus christ. whatthefuck #Anyways i have some Opinions about how booster doses and vaccines were handled by companies that had all the money in the world #to do this shit right and figure out the lowest effective dose that grants all the benefits but instead went HMMM NOPE ACTUALLY #LETS GO ALL IN AND GIVE BIG DOSES EVERY TIME. JUST TO MAKE SURE IT WORKS #and guess what. whguess what happened dear reader.#if you guessed immune non-response to covid in shots 3 onwards then congratulations! you win a cookie. we are fucked tho.#IgG4 being the centerpiece of this shitshow has one upside and that is that its a very very interesting antibody subtype #i look forward to learning more about it. i wonder about its genesis and role. like ACTUAL role in a healthy body rather than just #pathological processes. where it is prominent in some other vaccines (again only in too large dosages mind you) cancer and autoimmune stuff #anways i love vaccines. vaccines rule. but pharma industry doesnt and their lack of caution in not recognizing that you can have too much #of a good thing and then it backfires and leaves you worse off than EVER. doesnt rule. it makes it quite bad actually #anyways classes started again. irregularly scheduled reminder that im a bioscience student LMAO

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poe-tat · 9 months ago

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Give me six characters to do fan art for

The only requirement is it has to be a bsd character since well this is a strictly bsd only blog

#bsd #bsd fanart #six fanarts #am i late to the party #probably #but is that going to stop me #nope #im bored and want to draw fanart but not sure what to draw

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hopecel · 4 months ago

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im crying this show is soo unserious

#the creators were like 'nope that's right. that's her special ability.'#'this is going to be the major plot point in everything. argue with the wall'#and honestly that's so valid of them #im watching this on a shady piracy webbed site like the god intended it to be watched #im also wondering like ...will she ever... get charged for SA. different times for sure when this show aired

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dandyshucks · 8 months ago

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one of the kiddos really loves rabbits and we're not able to really do much for Easter related activities irl so I thought I'd draw them with their favourite rabbit 'mon ... perhaps a gift from Guz,,,,,

#i keep going back and forth on whether i want to share system related drawings here but fhdksl this one's too cute to keep to myself #(i made sure everyone was okay w me posting this before this so djdkdl i got the go-ahead from the parts ''in charge'' so to speak)#its funny though bc i thought they'd like buneary the most but nope fjfkdl its scorbunny #when they were front a while back Sunny got them set up w a pinboard so they could save a bunch of cute pkmn art to it fhdkdl #and its mainly scorbunny and teddiursa dbdkdl very good choices tbh #anyways Guz would be SOOO good with them i just know it #it'd be very cute to watch them interact tbh fjdkdl he'd be so kind and gentle w them #also I'd love to watch him struggle to keep up with one of the other kiddos DBFHDKL he'd have to nap after being around her for long LMAO #OUGGHHHH he'd be such a good dad tbh but ... no children for me thanks DBDJDKL i got enough to deal with as is #but ... perhaps i can indulge a little and just make some more art of him interacting w the system kiddos... SOBS i love him sm #ANYWAYS IM A SAPPY FOOL. WAUGH. this is a weird post maybe but fhjdkl i think the art turned out so cutes :3 #its not perfect but i also havent drawn any full body poses properly in... at least 2 weeks or smth #💜so good at being in trouble #💜a boy and his bug🪲#doodlebug.png #dandy.cmd

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yutamayo · 2 months ago

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omg the cute autistic/mutual friend at the party I was talking ab way back just moved into our building!!! I legit ran into him omw in and exchanged instas he is SO adorable and cute and I love him like I just wanna be around him so like tf I am SO HAPPY

#im not sure the post is even still up but me n my friends were just having a casual gettogether and i met him n my post was talking ab how #im glad no annoying autsitics have been introduced to me yet bc ive already met like 3 and theyre all either like #smart autistics or adorable autistics or interesting autistics and i have a crush on two of them including the cute autistic this post is ab #like im so HAPPY omg im gonna bug him so much its weird bc idk what u call the type of crush where its like im not searching for romance #but i will do anything to be in ur prescense bc i know id enjoy being friends or partners or whatever the fuck involves KNOWING YOU #idk lol #yutamayo is starting the day off right (#(its 3:47pm)#at the party we were playing Detroit Become Human anf he seems to also be a hyperfixation/skilled autistic bc he SLAYED at the game i just #enjoyed watching him speedplay at that point #and everyone was ig close enough with him to call him by a semiracist nickname bc hes indigenous n his last name wad apparently too long #so i was like NOPE and made sure to spell it out and resay it so i could say his last name properly instead of his nickname #im noy shading them bc its fine to have a close friend thing where ur able to have a joking nickname ab a characteristic like my bestie #calls me “it” sometimes and thats not something i dislike bc we KNOW each other and its the opposite of malicious intent #but yeah i wad likr nah id prefer to know how to say it #then it was like 3am anf there was only like 4ppl left n he was like yeah i gotta go bavk home to whitby apparently he was just gonna #use the electric scooters they have around town but thats like 30min away in the mf a.m #n he didnt wanna crash on our couch which isfine n everyone else was like mkay bye bc yhey wanted to sleep #n i was like NOPE and hunted down bus fare n waited with him at the bus stop for the night bus n made sure he got on it then never saw him #again #until #today #god fucking bless #*introduced to 3 autistics not 3 annoying autistics the post was ab how im gkad i havent met an annoying autistic in my buikding yet*

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pharaohbean · 2 months ago

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sometimes you just need a college update

and woo boy do i have one for you!

Literature: class last tuesday got canceled again. turns out “being sick” meant something nerve related bc. he mentioned a neurologist! (also explains why he bounced back so quickly). anyways his idea of great media was watching the british crime show Luther. yes THAT Luther. (hes right btw but also why.) just the first ep but. man. also we have to write a paper on it lmao

Calculus: my teacher is definitely terrified of me in a good way. he learned i already took AP calc BC so! (sorry im very happy with this guy) also we FINALLY LEARNED DERIVATIVES!!! im so excited derivates are so easy to use (however i was banned from Cheating [power rule])

History: OH MAN. so today we were vibing in class, class ends at 11:15am. 15 minutes out from class, there is a SUBWOOFER outside, BLASTING the bass. you can hear it from inside. prof had to stop and go “?????”. TURNS OUT! IT WAS A DJ! FOR A CAMPUS SECURITY EVENT (i am Not Kidding). anyways that was hilarious.

Physics: Please Get Me Out Of Here (so much is wrong with this class)

#zero thoughts #zerros free college year #usually you get extra stuff in here #not today #however im going to a small con this weekend (my karate school puts on a demo every year and i like supporting them! also con.)#so i have to get everything done by friday essentially #not sure whats up with physics tbh #homework was due monday? nope its suddenly due today (saturday before)!#(that sucked btw.)#anyways i hope someone is getting amusement out of my suffering /affectionate

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snowflakeb0ttles · 8 months ago

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