#sure sure sure

[seraph5]

I was sort of avoiding doing human John but now that I’ve done him as part of my obsession over this fic I guess this is my human John.

[writingforfishes]

https://www.tumblr.com/ctrl-alt-deleting-yr-face/762804652183027712?source=share

average response when i get too silly in these asks (warning that the images in that post are bright god wtf is with me and bright images i have fuckin light sensitivity how the hell,,)

-🪱

@worm-writes-hicfics, this is the other ask you followed up with after the one you doodled about.

[f1amboyant]

Via scuderia ferrari insta

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

fic idea

when stan heard that his brother was going to be cursed to turn into an animal, he was expecting a wolf or a big cat or something

he was not expecting a small terrified rabbit

[omi-omi-says]

I go into headspace for 5 days to grieve: ...

I come back and start fronting (as I'm a host): *we haven't eaten in way too long and so now I'm fucking starving, everyone has been blurry af for like the whole time and now there are 2 new fictives* bro...

[anawkwardlady]

that post going around like "everyone posting about smoking and having sex and doing crimes but in polls no one is actually doing it" like yeah I agree to an extent but also some people seem to think all those things are so sacred you can't make jokes or have fantasies about it without being part of the BandTM and it's a bit weird ngl.

[felixs-voice-makes-me-wanna]

put this on my phone headstone when i die.

[mrchalamet-mrstyles]

Not chramies claiming there are multiple kissing scenes in bones referencing the ones from cmbyn..... I can't with these people.

[soap-enthusiast]

@stranger-draws

i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[ariaboughton]

ARIA | THEO | LARA

RELATIONSHIP BUILDING

Send ⭐️ (or multiple) for a headcanon about our muses. Send ☎ for your muse’s info in my muses phone (name, ringtone, picture, last text received/sent). Send 🎼 for a song that reminds me of our muses. Send 👋 for three things that describe our muses relationship. Send 👂 to overhear my muse talking about yours. Send 👤+ a muse name for my muse’s opinion on that muse (with the other muse/mun’s permission). Send 😍 for my muse to tell yours three things they love about them. Send 💤 for my muse to say something about yours in their sleep. Send 📖 for my muse to read out an entry in their journal/diary about yours. Send ✉ for a written letter from my muse. Send📱for a voicemail my muse left yours. Send 🌀 for my muse’s reaction to getting stuck in a storm with yours. Send 🍺 for my muses drunk reaction around yours. Send 💰 for your muse to ask mine for money. Send ✔️ for a daydream my muse has had about/involving yours. Send 👀 for my muse to compliment yours Send 💋 for how my muse would seduce/flirt with yours. Send  👏 and what your muse will do to fluster mine. Send 😙 for my muse’s reaction to yours being super affectionate. Send 🍵 and my muse will reveal one of their biggest regrets involving yours. Send 😶 and my muse will confess to something they wish they didn’t do that affected your muse.

[sanguinifex]

You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh