#sure i'll tag him

[mewniemoon]

Any cotl fandom pet peeves?

OoOoooo a question, lets see!

I think my biggest one is people who baby Leshy too much, especially those who headcanon him as autistic and give him the "He's just a shy owo cinnamon roll baby!!" treatment. He's a god of chaos guys cmon ;0; why are you characterizing him like he's a twelve yr old soft boy??

Do whatever you want, if it makes ya happy im not gonna stop ya! But it is most certainly not my cup of tea, and as someone who gets infantilized a lot (for multiple reasons) it can feel a bit cringe seeing someone headcanon him as autistic and then portray him like that

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

do you have any more barney calhoun headcanons

Yeah! i'll do some pre-rescas hcs-

-He's scared of elevators but refuses to admit it

-Hates his job. a lot. Always gets shit from scientists and higher ups, gets told to do things that aren't a part of his guard job, and overall just feels claustrophobic and uncomfortable in the BMRF. Gordon kinda helped these feelings after he was hired, but Barney still wishes he were anywhere else

-Doesn't show his emotions very much, and always speaks kinda monotone, making him seem rude even when he isn't meaning to be (and making him sound even more rude when he is)

-Is friends with a bit of his co-workers, especially Otis. plays poker with them on weekends or more accurately when they finally have days off.

-When the resonance cascade happened, he reacted. not as much as you'd think. It was almost like he was expecting something bad to happen at some point and just wasn't surprised. still tried to help as many people as he could during it though

-Has had to call other security officers for help getting himself or Gordon (or both) out of the ventilation system multiple times

-Gordon and Kleiner are the only two scientists Barney respects. (cause they're not assholes) He'd add Gina and Colette to that list if he interacted with them more.

-Stands up straight even when not at work just because he's so used to doing so on duty

[cerasus--flores]

claiming dan heng for the trans community bc if ANYONE understands the feeling of telling others "hey please don't address me with this name nor ask me to do these things bc they're not who i am anymore" only to have it be disregarded for other people's personal feelings and interests. well. it's trans people.

[edraculation]

OH EM GEE NOW UR PFP IS THE SKRUNKLE LAD!!!! YIPPIE!!!!!!!

here is the image if you want it!! he is very skrunkly indeed!

[paintedcrows]

It is imperative to me that Bill and Stan do torrid Duchess Approves roleplay and argue about character motivations

[genderqueer-karma]

i love opening the sims sometimes because then i get fun little alerts like "manfred von karma missed you!" and i get to have a little "who, me? oh wow ^///^" moment

[latelierderiot]

my humble offering to my new obsession 🤲

and without the mask!

[machineheraldbabe]

appreciation post for the smile, that's all

since we probably won't see much of it going forward

[edorazzi]

Due to scheduling conflicts we're celebrating Tintin Day early this month! 🥳

Someone said in tags that they could totally see Tintin needing International Rescuing at some point. What better way for the Hood to put iR's integrity on the line than revealing all to a world-famous reporter? Would the Tracys jeopardise their whole operation to save just one life?!

(Un)fortunately Tintin hasn't shown up at work since 1929, so the only sacrifice here will be an old man's dignity. Again. 🪦

[raiiny-bay]

summer '93

[wheucto]

this is what happened in ii16 right

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

doth thou have a design(s) for the G-Man's employers.

I don't actually, but thats on purpose.

The way I see Gman's employers is. being BEYOND physical form. An eldritch hivemind that can not be seen or comprehended by any living being (aside from Gman, of course). basically a voice in your head telling you what you need to do. its a mass of consciousnesses that are amalgamated into a singular entity.

[obsessive-jan]

Flavio was this close to MANHANDLING Nando in public

[starsandwriting]

So i think season 1 has made it clear that Alice is the only one in the oiar who would survive a classic horror movie. If we weren't in the doomed by the narrative genre Alice would've been winning this shit EASY

Gwen's trying her hardest to put herself in direct line of the horrors. So is Sam

Colin can't look away and has beef with computer ghosts

Lena was already in too deep before the story even started

Celia.

Alice queen of denial queen of minding her own business queen of going Oh Hell No and standing by it would have thrived in hollywood

[tagarilaghost]

I SWEAR CELEBI'S THINGY IS COMING SOON BUT I REALLY WANTED TO POST THIS ALRIGHT

yeaah... future trio got me too...

and Darkrai is there too, because of course he is.

hey look i drew a cute Drifloon :D

...ignore the rest

whatever started at Darkrai doodles ended in brainrot of future trio + darkrai and I'm blaming @scribz-ag24 for this

[little-pondhead]

Danny moved to Gotham.

Freakshow is touring in Gotham.

Freakshow knows Danny is in Gotham.

Danny knows Freakshow is still after him.

Danny's faith in heroes has been shattered.

Danny turns to the only person powerful enough to run Freakshow out of town, hopefully for good.

Danny turns to the Joker for help.

The Joker is looking for a new punching bag sidekick after Harley Quinn left him.

Danny is just the perfect person to be shaped by the Joker's hands.

Danny becomes the new Joker Junior.