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Some dw moments live rent free forever, and this is by far one of them
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Do martial arts at home in your stupid silly clothes. Do it in your nice clothes. Do it in your costumes. It’ll make you laugh and smile but also imagine being drunk at a comic con or some event and knowing you can do some funky cool shit and go “watch this”. Have people beat against you. Then BAM
You did it. You look cool. You did it in not a ghi.
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Had this Headcannon that when Multi-Lingual Dick and Jason get drunk they start singing Ballads in Spanish. Yeah some classical shit like Vicente Fernandez but also the most wild Selena you've ever heard.
#is this a post about Latinx Jason todd? Bitch it might be#Don't ask me about it tho cuz I'll deny it to my core#I imagine jason drunk off his ass belting No Me Queda Mas like he fuckin wrote the song#Dick's got Como la Flor Energy but he has ugly Sobbed NMQS too#they are so infamous for their drunk spanish ballads that they actually rub off on TIm#imagine young justice suprise when the whitest kid you've ever seen wasted on 7/11 liquor is hiccuping his way through a selena song#worst accent you've ever heard sounds like a dog from New Jersey learning to bark and yet the emotion is kinda on point#TIm denies it#refuses to believe he has ever done it#Dick and Jason get a copy of the video and someone edits a mash up of all three of them warble singing that banger#anyway this was a nothing post of nothing I made for myself#fr just for me#DC#Batman#Batfam#Jason todd#Tim drake#Dick Grayson
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Closer - The Tiny
#artists on tumblr#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#bungo stray dogs fanart#digital artwork#digital illustration#digital art#ranpo edogawa#bungou stray dogs ranpo#ranpoe#ranpoe fanart#bsd poe#bsd edgar allan poe#poe bsd#Holly shit I’m suprised I actually finished this#one of my favourite songs#this took nearly 3hrs and honestly was really fun#hand drawing the background lineart after I did it lineless was infuriating#lmao#so I love with these bitches I’m furthering my art#as you do#lemme know if you wanna see the sped up process#I love them so much
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LISTEN: (long post)
good luck, babe! Inspired rexwalker au. Rex and Anakin are friends with benefiting their way through the war (started abt one year in. Padme said it was ok) and Rex ends up madly (ish) in love with Anakin over some stupid shit.
Then season five happens, and Ahsoka is put on trial. She STAYS, this time, because it’s my fix it and I need her here. Rex calls the fwb off, because he thinks, if he gets any closer to Anakin he is going to say something stupid, like confess his love for a married man to the man in question.
how are the chips found? Ahsoka listens to fives, blablabls, chips gone- THIS ISNT ABT THE CHIPS OK?(mainly to myself so I don’t make the whole thing abt this)??? Order is changed. Blame all the inaccuracies on that.
so. The war ends, Rex and Anakin part ways. They are still seeing each other regularly, their family’s (Jedi/clones) being friends and all. Padme gives birth, all is good. then, Padme and Anakin start to drift apart. This is after Rex watches the five year old twins for an hour or two, Anakin and Padme walking in on them playing together, and something in Anakin clicks again, like it did back in the war.
this time, it’s different. He realizes, far too late, that he loves Rex. Padme has been spending far less time with him recently, and one night he wakes up and realizes he barely feels anything for her anymore. He runs out that night, leaving a note saying he needed to get some air- not that Padme will care.
He goes to Obi-wan, who is with Cody (they get to be in love. As a treat.) Anakin tells them abt his predicament, and Cody is just holding int eh fact that Rex is still harboring a MASIVE crush on Anakin. Watching the man care after children for five years did nothing but add kindling to the fire. The pair suggest bringing it up with Padme, so he does.
They both reside to get a divorce. Padme lets Anakin have the kids, for their sake. Anakin moves them into the creshe, letting them get settled.
Rex heard about the divorce m, and goes to comfort his friend. He knows Anakin has been through a lot these past few months, and everyone needs help sometimes.
While there, the dumbasses (affectionate) spill that they love each other, and disuse to stay friends until Anakin can gather himself. (it doesn’t take long. if it ment getting Rex, after all those years, he would go to any mind healer if it meant he could be with Rex sooner.)
#(Entering my chaotic rexwalker era)#SUP BITCHES#rexwalker#captain rex#anakin skywalker#star wars#fix it au#song inspo: good luck babe by chapell roan#That song rules my world rn#Also#suprise#codywan#Also please ignore any spelling mistakes#It’s one am and I don’t plan on going to bed any time soon
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Happy valentines day
#shitty valentines#comic sans valentines#one piece valentines#suprise bitch bet you thought you saw the last of buggy#one piece netflix#one piece#vinsmoke sanji#buggy the clown#roronoa zoro#shanks#shanks one piece
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Was anyone else at that Dingoes concert where all the zombies attacked? I mean I'm just a huge Dingoes fan so I'll follow them anywhere but they never finished their set...
zombies?
#i lived bitches#Which is Suprising I know#Cause SunnyDale and all that#Sorry for not answering in awhile but I’m back 😎#buffy the vampire slayer#btvs s3
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Team "would genuinely break into the Gotham Asylum just to meet Arthur and serenade him to start a life togehther in real life if possible, despite the surreal possibility of death by putting myself in such horrible circumstances"
#not crazy about Lady Gaga's character but I can't deny that she is obscenely relatable#the way that arthur responds to her and laughs and calls her crazy suprised me#turns out that even Arthur has standards#that I would absolutely manage to break over for the sake of my own infatuation#I've been laughing for 12 hours that Arthur is the literal walking definition of the no bitches meme#arthur fleck
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Why do I feel like varric is still gonna die. That knife wound is taking a suspiciously long time to heal
#dragon age#dav spoilers#crow rambles#varric has been living on spared time since the end of da2. it would not suprise me if he died#why does he keep saying so much shit though. bro is setting up the red flags himself 😭#stop it with the wise mentor act varric im gonna sob like a bitch if you die
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okay but the realization that Howdy is actually a little bit of a scoundrel? a scammer even?? was like the BEST part of the update for me!!! his got a bit of spice to him i like that!
idk if it’s just me but it feels like it’s very important that Eddie was the only have like a extra audio thing on his character sheet in the neighborhood besides Wally and the You page?? like that feels significant somehow right??
i just really loved both Howdy and Eddie in these updates they were so great
GOD i know i know he's got some Kick to him! he's got Flavor! i love how he turned the common perception of his character on its side - everyone expected him to be wholesome and helpful and sweet, and then the update came in with the fuckin steel chair-
hmmmm i can see both sides of the beetle on Eddie's bio - the significance, and the possibility of it just being There because most pages had 1-2 bugs, and the audio was about Eddie. but ALSO its so so likely that is Was significant! i honestly thought so as well!
i mean, the beetle is very uhhh, Valentine looking? the prevalent heart shapes, the soft pink-yellow-white coloring, plus its an audio centered on Eddie and Frank. we already know FranklyDear is going to be an established Couple - so i'd agree that the significant is There! and if we lived in an alternate world where we didn't know about FranklyDear, we'd all be losing our collective shit over this and theorizing the hell outta it
#SORRY I DID NOT SEE THIS ASK!!!#im going back through to see what i can answer that Doesnt have a scribble idea attached/prompted#i remember making a sort of delighted Suprised Pikachu Face listening to howdy's audios for the first time#bc like wow! yeah! hes a bit of a menace!#how did we not see it coming... hes a Salesman... of course hes Like That lmfao#of course hes gonna scam them! everything is already technically free and its not like theres any other way to get their goods!#he might as well have fun with it! thrifty bitch (affectionate)!#rambles from the bog#and how eddie is a totaly sweetheart and so helpful and a complete pushover-#ok not a Complete pushover#but its obvious he has an extremely hard time saying no and feels obligated to do whatever is asked of him#i hope this bites everyone in the ass. i hope the neighbors stretch him so thin he snaps <3#i want to see/hear eddie go the fuck off on someone <3#i love it when sweet doormat characters Lose It <3
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Lathilass, drag queen
#mtg cards#mtg#mtg commander#magic the gathering#corpusheancore#funny#ironic#ironic tales#wotc#wizards of the coast#SUPRISE BITCH ITS CORPUS HEAN
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okay, wer erstellt den Tatort/Polizeiruf Zeitstrahl of Doom mit den angekündigten und schon erfolgten Abschieden der letzten 2,3 Jahre?!
#also...ist natürlich immer uncool wenns die eigenen Teams betrifft (been there.) aber ich finds inzwischen fast nur noch lustig#Du kriegst nen Abschied! Und du kriegst nen Abschied! IHR ALLE KRIEGT NEN ABSCHIED!#Aber eeyyy da geht mal ein Team zusammen! Das ist ein Fortschritt. Darauf lässt sich aufbauen.#Ich erinnere mich noch vor nem Jahr oder so (kein Zeitgefühl mehr) hab ich noch gesagt dass es ja generell spannend zu sehen sein dürfte#wie die ARD reagiert wenn ihnen nach und nach und vorallem mit relativ wenig zeitlichem Abstand zueinander die etablierten Teams wegbrechen#ahahaha#how the turn tables#die etablierten bleiben alle und die 'neueren' (u.a. ~10 Jahre ist nicht gerade wenig I know) hauen nach und nach in den Sack#möchte noch jemand wetten ob ein Team die glorreiche Idee von Dortmund übernimmt und 2024 noch ein Suprise bitch! Abschied ansteht?#Oder ne. So revolutionäres Fernsehen macht ja nur der W D R#Tatort#Tatort Crack#Polizeiruf
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CHARLES AND ALEXANDRA ARE AT THE ERAS TOUR EVERYONE MOVEEE
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#what does he know about 1 2 3 lets go bitch....#I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE SINGS A FAVORITE OF MINE FOR SUPRISE SONGS#AND HE GETS TO HEAR IT#I WILL BE WRITING SEVERAL EMAILS#gnawing on drywall can you imagine being able to give a bracelet to CHARLES LECLERC#does DOES HE KNOW ABOUT ALL THE LESTAPPEN EDITS TO SEVEN??? TO THE PROPHECY??? TO THE FUCKING ALCHEMY#if SHE SINGS ANY OF THOSE IM GONNA GO ABSOLUTELY FERAL#RAAAHHHHSHDJNDNSSNSMS#anyways#cl16#f1
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Me: washing dishes because I want to cook something
My brother: "Why are you wearing gloves?"
Me: "Because ✨ sensory issues ✨"
My brother:
#he was judging me hard#he's made fun of me for stuff like that in the past too#so I'm not suprised#doesn't help that I'm in a depressive episode#he just thinks I'm being a bitch#when actually I'm depressed and don't want to deal with his shit
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Besties I have the best friends🥺
#my best friend came over nd put all my piercings back in#played fetch w my dog to hire her out#braided my long ass hair so I wouldn’t have to worry abt trying to brush it for a few days#also I took oxy on an empty stomach and this bitch spoon fed me mashed potatoes bc I got v pale nd clammy#and as a suprise she brought me my fav veg fried chicken sandwhich#my heart is so warm
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My dyslexic ass really cannot tell If I'm spelling my own fucking ocs name correctly
Anyway pink bitch has lore and is more then just a silhouette.
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#fnaf fanart#fnaf au#fnaf maria#maria wicks#suprise#fnaf oc#expressos ocs#maria is also like a very old oc lmao so using aspects or her original design palette and design is like#i bit weird at this point bc shes a fucking pink sillouette in most of my other drawings of her#thats still cannon btw#this bitch got lore
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