#superrrr normal

[mmgceramics]

A mini kylix. I thought it could make an opulent cat bowl, but I think its owner is going to keep it safe on a shelf.

[snzluv3r]

adding carbonation to the apparently endless list of things that set off my nose because every sip i’ve had of anything carbonated this past week has made me sneeze

[winemom-culture]

I finally got my period today 6 whole days late which is the latest I’ve ever been besides well you know. Once.

[youredreamingofroo]

I don't think anybody rlly cares but I'd like to share that one of my parakeets, bolt who has been incredibly hand averse since I got him, has finally started to become comfortable with me, comfy enough to feed from my hand without *bolting* (ba-dum tss) at the slightest hand movement 🥹🥹 I'm sooo proud of him, I was super worried he would never become comfortable with me, he still has a lot to work on, as he still is jumpy, moreso than Scones (his companion), but progress is progress and this is the best kind of progress rn !!!

[birdricks]

me and my 5 separate birdrick playlists against the world 💖

[mullets]

my little sister wont talk to me anymore ☹️

[teammatch]

missing my opportunity to do a fall out boy / charli xcx album openers comp post

[egipci]

Also you know what— Poseidon/Percy :)

[sold2vlaykz]

I love you, weirdo.

Slashers headcanons with weird s/o that actually loves them.

Featuring- Gabriel May, Bo Sinclair, Lester Sinclair, Jason Voorhees, Patrick Bateman.

Gabriel may

Gabriel is very insecure, not having a body or anything and just has to go off of trust that you love him.

Despite not trusting you completely his insecurities faded little by little when you gave him soft touches, how he leans into your palm. How you kiss him, brushing his hair back.

He was very surprised when you told him that you reciprocated the feelings and he didn’t have to kidnap you.

When you held his hand, leaning into him. Telling him how much you’ve missed him, how much you’re going to miss him if he leaves again.

When you first met he disregarded you, focused on getting revenge. But the more you appeared the more he was drawn into you. He wanted you, and he was going to get what he wanted with or without you to oblige.

So late at night, he took over. He broke into your house, flickered your lights, controlled your phone and radio. All to lure you where he didn’t know you wanted to be. In the living room, thinking an intruder had opposed you he came from the darkness and grabbed you threatening you to scream.

You managed to get out of his grasp completely unaware of who he was. Until lighting struck and you caught a glimpse of his face. No You knew him, you’ve met twice on accidental occasions.

You asked him why was he doing it, why did he want to hurt you. And in his exact words he didn’t want you to be anyone else’s.

Complete bickering before you just asked him. “Gabriel, why didn’t you just ask me?” He paused unsure of what to say, “I would’ve said yes.” You added. He growled at your past tense “I still will.” You calmed him.

The rest of the night was pretty awkward knowing he could’ve literally knocked on your door in broad daylight and asked like a normal person.

But he wasn’t normal, at least to everyone but you.

How embarrassed he’d get when you bring it up, laughing at how cute he was.

Stuffing his face in your chest or stomach out of embarrassment. Gabriel got shy about little things, loving him made him shy.

He hated when he needed reassurance, like he gets so jealous over little things, you’re telling him about a guy at the market with cool socks? He’s gonna kill him and burn the socks.

Getting him to come out in public was one thing, he thought he “belonged in the shadows.” Until you told him how corny that was.

And that people would think you’re single if he didn’t.

He comes out rarely, still.

He loves how weird you are, you’re wondering what it feels like shitting and just looking at the wall.

You bring him a dead bird, that’s weird. And if you try to take it fuck off it’s his now.

So clueless when you make your corny dirty jokes. “Are you a taco? Cus when I eat you you’re gonna fall apart.”

The fact that you bring your phone everywhere so he’ll be able to reach you, random radios all over the house. Or telling him to use his witchy woo powers to turn off the light. Reluctant, but he does it anyway.

He internally kicks his feet when you give him a kiss. Goodnight kiss? Please take off his clothes and hold him innocently.

Coming home from work covered in mud because you saw a big puddle? That’s okay, he’ll help you clean the mess up. (Bro pretends it’s a hassle when he loves spending time with you.)

Why do you keep calling him emo boy? (He’s your emo boy.)

Walks into a room and catches you talking to yourself, he will literally listen to you talk to yourself from a radio just to hear you speak. Adding his little commentary when he felt necessary.

One day you randomly came up to him telling him how cool his powers are, he was trying superrrr hard to act nonchalant, smiles cracked.

You’re sad? Wanna sit and rot in bed? He’s sad too, we can rot together.

Maybe a sad kiss smooch?

He’ll never ask for a kiss, kinda just stare at you until you go for it. Or he’s so impatient he’ll just grab your jaw and smash his lips into yours.

Sometimes it’d be late at night and he’ll randomly get really deep and philosophical and wonder why you’re crying.

Vincent Sinclair

Literally the best person to be weird with. Also very insecure, despite how people consider him gentle he’s very jealous.

He doesn’t want you around Bo, doesn’t mind you with Lester but don’t go for too long.

You’re his literal muse, paintings, sculptures, letters, etc. he loves you so completely. (If he didn’t kill you, he loves you.)

After you convince him to take his mask off, he thinks you’ll wince, that you’ll ridicule him. But no, you’re literally kissing all over his face.

The whole reason you managed to live is because you managed to get away from Bo into the house, and Vincent tried to kill you but ended up trapping himself under a fallen shelf after kicking the door to hard, you helped him out. (You had no clue he was trying to kill you.)

He kinda kept you a secret until Bo found out for himself, he was angry and heated but Vincent stood his ground.

You’re a skull collector? He’ll recommend a trip with Lester, all those bones would make you happy.

He finds a skull he’ll think you’ll like he’ll keep it until it’s safe to give to you.

You like rocks? Every time he sees a pretty rock he shoves them into his pockets, it weighs him down but he thinks it worth it after seeing the smile on your face.

You’re an artist, let him help you. He loves your art style, literally has art pieces dedicated to your art.

He’ll come outside sometimes just to go flower pick with you.

You’re bed rotting? He’ll feel so guilty, if you don’t get up for breakfast he’ll craft a tray just to bring it to you.

Motivates you with little notes.

You taught him how to use text emoji’s on paper. You’d wake up and see something like this “ I love you! :)” on a sticky note placed on the wall.

Oh you wanna kiss, despite bro being virgin pure he is a decent kisser. Sure it took maybe a third try for him to stop clashing teeth but hey!

He’s psychically vocal about being insecure, he’ll grab your hand, nudge you, tap you and if you’re ready to go like he is bro will just drag you away.

He’s very over protective, I mean. You’re stuck doing everything he does, he doesn’t want you getting caught in the crossfire.

One day you stood up all night just reading his poetry, you guys were sharing poetry like kids.

You two even did the art swap idea.

He has both of them hung up in his room.

….

…

DID SOMEBODY SAY FOREHEAD KISSES? Vincent loves forehead kisses, give him one, he’ll give you one. You picked out a nice stick? He’ll add it to the box of neatly organized random things you’ve got him.

Dude keeps everything, your favorite stick broke? He made an identical one made of wax, unpleased? He he’ll try get Lester to find an identical stick, can’t do that? He’ll try to mend the stick with wax. And if he can’t fix it, forehead kisses.

Telling him you’ll sleep on the floor because you can’t handle the blankets texture was odd, but he was quick to search and destroy the house for a blanket to your liking.

He’s a natural at everything.

Can’t find a blanket, bro magically knows how to sew.

He loves you wearing his clothes, he walked down and saw you in his underwear sleep. He painted you so innocently, his room was like a museum of you.

Bo Sinclair

“And this rock reminded you of me how exactly?”

- “I don’t know it was just hard and rough, but when it cracked it was all soft inside.”

“So you glued it back together..”

-“yeah, if you don’t like it I could just throw it away it was stupid I know.”

“Mm mm, there’s no point now you already gave it to me.”

It has been in his pocket ever since. When he takes a smoke break he’ll twirl it in his hands or hold it to his chest.

One time you caught him and he tried to pretend he didn’t know what he was doing, that he was just looking at the ‘stupid thing.’

-

-“Why did you break it?”

“It’s a stupid damn stick, go fetch anova’ one or somethin.’

He felt so guilty, he didn’t even mean to break it. It just dropped and snapped, but he wasn’t gonna say sorry. Despite how much he felt it.

“C’mere.”

He won’t say anything but him calling you over and cuddling you in his lap was his apology.

One day he saw you crying over a fox eating a bird, called it stupid, said it was dumb to cry over it and it was the cycle of life (all while rubbing your shoulder.)

He shot the fox in front of you making you cry more, he was only tryna help though. Found it kinda weird when you asked if he could get the skull out of it.

He did it though. (He’s the type to say no when you ask for a favor and do it anyway because he thinks it’s funny.)

Fascination with cars? Hell fucking yeah! He’ll let you watch him repair it or help out despite how much he loves his truck.

(He will teach you how to drive.)

One time you accidentally bumped his car and he Tries super hard to control his potty mouth

-“oh my god I’m so so sorry Bo.”

“You little! Mmm. Just- just watch out.”

You squeak when he doesn’t get mad and jump all over him, you know how hard it can be for him to control his temper. He loves it when you reward him with kisses and won’t leave him alone.

Despite him saying he wants you to leave him alone- if you do he will curse you out saying you were avoiding him completely forgetting what HE said.

“Oh, I said that? Bullshit.”

I know it’s weird but Bo loves it when you wrap yourself around him, like say he’s talking to a girl or something. You will wrap yourself around his waist.

Jump on his back or something, he lives for it when you’re jealous. He’ll tease you about it all day.

“Someone was a little angry.”

-

Say you stop giving Bo weird little gifts, trust he’ll notice.

“Surprise you didn’t pick up some random rock.” Is all he says when in his head he’s literally thinking you don’t love him anymore.

If it gets superrrr bad he’ll grab a really pretty flower or something you’d like and say “here, this the kinda shit you like ain’t it?” He knows you do, he spent hours looking for it.

One day he took you out on a trip to another close town to get groceries, and you met someone that had been intrigued by you picking up rocks and sticks as Bo was in the store.

He was heated when he saw you letting someone hold your rocks, you didn’t let his brothers do it. Only him, so why would you let this fucking idiot hold HIS rock. (Despite it not being his at all.)

Will literally either throw you on his shoulder and leave.

Or Intimidate the man.

Though he’s more likely to just Snatch the rock from the man’s hands and fight him.

He’ll leave with a busted lip, but hey at least he beat the guy bloody. Now you’re touching his lip up in the bathroom as he ridicules you for getting him riled up.

-“What the hell Bo, that was reckless. What if you lost?”

“Yeah what if.”

-“Bo.”

The longest silence ever before you get the idea of what happened on your own because he will never confess that he was jealous.

-

You’re mad at Bo? He will argue with to the end that he didn’t do anything, before coming to a realization at the end HE WONT SAY SORRY BUT HE’LL GUILT-TRIP YOU.

“Ya mad at me?”

-“no.”

“Ya’ sure?”

Will kiss all over you until he finds that spot and hears your giggles.

“Ya still mad at me?”

While you’re literally laughing on the point of tears.

Jason Voorhees

Jason isn’t very insecure, he’s trusting in you. He has his own “dog pile.” Underground. He will take everything you’ve ever given him and put it into the deepest hole.

It may sound mean but he means it in such a good way.

Like a dog finds a bone and digs it, so it can stay hidden and theirs forever.

Sometimes you two will be walking and he’ll see a rock and give it to you. Thinking ‘you like rocks, here rock.’

Like every time you come back from a walk your pockets are stuffed with rocks. You have a box of rocks that Jason had gave to you.

It’s weird but Jason loves head touches, like the thing that lions or animals do.

Forehead to forehead looking into each others eyes, a smile on your face and a smile under his mask.

You see the skull of a deer and give it to him, he doesn’t know what that means but he’ll keep it.

You wanna kiss him because you’re angry, okay. He wants to kiss you just because he wants to kiss you he doesn’t mind.

You’re about to cry because the world will end eventually? He’ll hug you until your sleep and you don’t remember what you were crying for.

Bad memory? He’s super overprotective he won’t let you leave the house without him because you don’t remember where the bear traps are.

He’s super patient and will take his time to show you again, not even because you want to but because he wants you to be safe.

You feel worthless? To him you’ve done more than enough! (The type of guy to give you a genuine thumbs up.)

You wanna teach him sign language? He won’t move a muscle until he understands.

Wanna teach him how to read? Please take your time with him.

Despite not being able to talk he is very verbal with you! He’ll groan or moan. Or just make sounds as if talking.

You like biting? Okay you can bite him. Just don’t hurt your teeth!

-

You guys met on accident, you were being chased by some girls who wanted to beat you up for being weird? (True story.)

you ran into here and got stuck in a bear trap so they eventually caught up to you.

They managed to hit you maybe three times before their heads fell off, he helped you out of the bear trap but you ran so far you didn’t know how to get home.

So you kinda followed him ever since.

-

You’re a pothead? He wouldn’t approve of it but he’d show you the hemp plants deep in the forest.

You like fixing things? Thank God, he broke a door on accident a few days ago.

You like dead animals? There’s a bunch stuck in traps.

You like cooking? Please feed the poor boy.

You wanna hold his hand while you cook? He won’t move an inch. Just standing there without resting, you barely hear him breathe. He was standing for hours before you realized and subconsciously got him a chair.

Or the time you were building a chair and it was super sturdy. You jumped in it and everything but as soon as he sat in it broke because of his height and weight.

He felt horrible, just standing there looking at the chair dumbfounded while itching the back of his head.

He made his little verbal noises, wondering what happened after he just watched you prove it was sturdy.

Stayed up with you all night as you made another bigger chair, well he tried. He ended up falling asleep sitting up.

He thought it was concerning how much you stayed up, and yet you never seemed restless.

Sometimes when you’d stay up for more days than he’d consider healthy he’d force you to go to bed.

—

Patrick Bateman

One of the best people to be weird with, at first he’s a little judging but eventually gets creeped out when you’re not being weird.

You didn’t give him a weird puzzle today, what’s wrong sweetheart?

You like the way his skin tastes? He will utilize it later in bed!

You like how cold his hands are, he’ll do his usual routine with one hand on your face.

You like his body? He’ll let you study it to stroke his ego. You like creating acid? May he burrow some dear? (It’s totally not to dissolve a body)

He’ll literally brag about the ‘exquisite’ bugs you brought him at a double date. Someone makes fun of you for it? He’ll either A: embarrass them because he’s so much better than them or B: kill them later on because no one disrespects his bug collecting darling.

He will literally buy you a rare taxidermy animal, than say it was nothing as if it didn’t cost him a fortune.

“- do you like it.”

*Patrick staring at your horribly homemade taxidermy raccoon.*

“How could I not?”

You like fashion, he will literally match your attire every time you step outside. Taking you shopping just to see what you like and buying more later.

You have a weird obsession with garlic bread? There’s this new Italian restaurant down the street.

You like his teeth? Every time he goes to the dentist he’ll ask for a copy of his X-rays.

You two literally met because you worked at his office, your dad was his boss so you got a free job. It was clear you didn’t belong, you dressed weird and acted weird.

One day you randomly complimented him on his card, and how weirdly fascinated you were with it.

Those words were enough to ask for your opinion on every action he took.

“- I don’t really like Paul Allen’s card, tastes weird.”

Taste? He didn’t understand what that meant but a win was a fucking win. (That was until he caught you eating his card.)

Literally made you spit it out on his hand.

You’ve been glued to his hip ever since. He’s like your savior.

“You want to eat this, the glue?.”

“Shoes on before going outside, now.”

To the point where people called Patrick’s name every time you were doing something crazy again.

Your dad eventually fired you after you put a staple in your tongue. Having you not around felt weird so he asked you on a date.

All you talked about the entire time was about his suit and how much you knew about the creator, and stupid facts about the suit that he normally couldn’t care less about:

How clear it was that you weren’t aware of how blunt you were, telling him his body fit the suit and complimented it very well.

Him holding your hand because despite you living in New York you were afraid of tall buildings.

A little disgusted you picked up a random rock off of the floor and gave it to him, but put it in his expensive pocket nonetheless.

Literally has the rock on his nightstand

[mutedstarss]

I Don't Care, Hold Me

Summary: Luffy wants you to hold him

cw: All fluff, Established relationship

A/N: I know I've been gone for a while.. due to personal reasons, and I don't think I'm back all the way, yet. I wanted to write something for y'all but it might not be good having not written in months :( I also just realized that this story is similar to another story I posted. I didn't notice until I put it on here...sorry!

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“I’m tired, just cuddle me.” Luffy mumbled, wrapping his arms around you and shoving his face in the crook of your neck. You furrowed your brows and looked around frantically, trying to push him off of you. He whined and his hold on you tightened.

Normally, this wouldn’t be a problem. On a regular day, if he said this, you would swoop him in your arms, no questions asked- and cuddle him to death. But this wasn’t a regular day. In fact, y’all were in the middle of a fight that Luffy had started.

It was supposed to be a chill day, with you and the crew playing games and sharing stories, laughing and drinking, when Luffy had decided he wanted to stop at an island and pick a fight with a random group of pirates. And now that he’s got the fight he wanted, he wants to sleep?!

Just then, you hear some squeaky noise that only gets louder, and then a boom. Two guys are now laid out on the floor, their bodies black as they try to pat themselves of the fire that’s sticking to their clothes.

“Superrrr!” Franky yells, shooting his hands together and sticking a leg out as Chopper and Usopp, practically, cry at how cool he is.

“Pay attention to me!” Luffy whines, nibbling on your neck, arms tightening as you focus on the ruckus around you.

You groan and pull him off you, his face meeting yours with a frown. “Luffy, we’re literally in a fight right now..” You try to reason with him. To no avail, he wraps his arms around you again and grabs your arms and puts them around his body.

“I don’t care. I just wanna be held.” He whispers, and his breath on your neck makes the hair stand and a shiver run down your body.

Letting out a sigh of defeat, you tighten your arms around him and you swear you can feel him smile against you. Luffy lets out a quiet hum and you hold him, even as cannons fly around, dangerously close to you- even if you hear your crew members shouting at you in confusion, you hold him. Because it’s Luffy and you can never say no to him.

Luffy kisses your jaw and then your neck and whispers an 'I love you' into your ear, making your face hot and as red as a tomato. 

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Bonus:

“What was that about?” Zoro grumbles out, chugging down his fifth cup of sake. 

Nami finishes chewing on her stake before nodding her head. “Yeah. We were in the middle of a fight and y’all left us to… hug?” She tries to make sense of it, and you can’t help her, because you’re just as confused as she is. 

You shrug your shoulders and everyone looks to Luffy who scrapes the rest of his food up with his hands. He finishes with a burp and smiles. “Because I’m the captain!”

The crew groans and Nami gets a few punches in while you and Robin laugh. 

What a weird captain you chose to follow.

[sturnioz]

humour me for a minute 😊 (i actually am not sure if you’ve touched on this before but) i feel like if fb!chris came really quick (or quicker than normal i guess) bun wouldn’t outright say anything about it but she’d lowkey be giddy like all day like eeeeek i kinda did that (esp if it was from her giving him head). and chris would notice it too and probably not be embarrassed but just rolling his eyes at her and stuff

i think she'd probably go in the groupchat at first like "what does it mean when he cums quickly😊?" and nick would absolutely send an audio of him screaming or a picture of himself looking scared cos like ??? he doesnt wanna know ??? but luckily kitty comes to the rescue and calls her or texts her privately to explain.

bun would be so giddy and happy like you said, superrrr proud of herself and all :3 ^-^ when she sees chris who would eventually catch on and just be like "i put my dick in you 'n you squirted in two seconds, 'kay? so don't act all high 'n mighty." and she'd immediately :(

[yellinginhell]

how would arcane characters play bg3

jayce

- human fighter

- had 1 normal playthrough

- after that does challenges like "can you beat bg3 without killing anyone/without long resting/fighting with salami only"

- slept with mizora. had no idea it would make his romamce option did him

- dated lae'zel bc she approached him first and he was too intimidated to say no

viktor

- barrelmancer

- killed raphael in act 1 with gale's corpse for xp

- eats tadpoles like candy

- his guardian looks like jayce

- would really like to build a steel watcher now

caitlyn

- chooses honor mode right away, doesn't rest until she gets her golden dice. died several times already

- spends a lot of time on thorough and balanced character builds

- saves right at the finale to see every mad ending

- can't stop choosing karlach in every playthrough

jinx

- creates a new character every 4 hours or so bc she gets bored

- it's always a durge

- never been to the emerald grove

- just ends up watching vi play to be honest

ekko

- has a 100 saves to see every dialogue option in 1 playthrough

- not the evil ones tho.

- pets scratch about 78 times before every long rest

- is superrrr reluctant to kill orin. wants to fix her

vi

- origin playthrough bc she doesn't want to be herself

- ends up choosing karlach (ironic)

- shart romance

- punches her laptop for the first time after seeing karlach parents' grave

- second time is gortash

- let's just say it didn't turn out well

mel

- mod queen

- bard

- "kill yourself" tactic

bonus: silco and vander have a 1:1 in sid meyer's civilisation

[judeswhore]

Jude would def be fucking you absolutely stupid and ur super loud but his phone is ringing and he would answer it bc he trust you to be quiet, and it’ll be a superrrr normal conversation over the phone with his friend or something but in all reality he’s blowing ur back out

ur so offended that he’s answering the phone midway through but he’s just telling u to be a good girl and stay quiet for him, making a stupid game of “i’ll only let u cum if u stay quiet, okay?” bc he’s a dick. and he’s talking so normally on the phone??? like there’s nothing going on while ur half sobbing into the pillow bc he’s hitting that one spot repeatedly and the fingers on his free hand r playing w ur clit

[localsharkcryptid]

I managed to do something pretty neat folks- and so as a break from the usually scheduled dragon programming I offer:

Personal C!Awesamdude design!

He of course is a creeper-taur based on my own interpretations of them, though he's not exactly normal by any means - even by creeper standards and they're well... Odd.

I do have an alternate design in mind for a medieval painting themed dragon-taur but for right now I'm really proud of this!!

There's a few extra silly Sam Notes/Headcanons of mine under the cut :)

Fun Notes/HCs:

He stands at roughly 8ft (2.4 meters) tall normally, though that can dramatically increase if he rears up on his back legs! Usually rearing is only something he does if he's really pissed off or for extra intimidation points.

His fur is more akin to moss than anything and will vary in color depending on how well he's doing - as well as sunlight exposure. His coloration gets superrrr dark during his time as The Warden, and during the Daedalus Arc, though at the start of the server he'd be far more vibrant.

Despite what you'd think Sam is a shockingly adept swimmer! That long tail is used for swimming much like the tails of several species of monitors and other semi aquatic lizards, thus is less prehensile but can still for sure be used as a whip-like weapon.

His front 'paws' are scaled, with the 'fur' stopping around the ankles so he has a look similar to those fancy pigeons!

This current body is Vers:5.6 of his clones and what Sam considers the best of the forms he's made, thus he's spent the most time with it, I'd say he's had this body in particular for at least a few years before the start of the SMP if not longer.

This body features DNA/Attributes from NUMEROUS creeper species - most notably the Tundra/Extreme Cold, Jungle & Cave Variants, alongside the base which is a Mangrove Swamp creeper (OG Sam or Sam Prime as I call him is simply a mangrove creeper). Due to this Sam's instinctive reactions and behaviors can be rather conflictive with one another, usually he's quite good at reigning everything in as to meld with society better - though now and again he slips or it affects him in other ways with his habits and reactions to certain things.

Sam has a shocking amount of nonverbal vocalizations he'll make now and again, these range from hisses and various growls to chuffs and almost purr like sounds.

[jjsstars]

random school bus graveyard headcanons

// with aiden/ashlyn & ben/taylor & logan/tyler <3 //

warnings: weed/smoking, swearing

[cut off cause this got rlly long whoops]

Ash is bi & Aiden is pan

Taylor & Ben are both asexual but also hopeless romantics

Tyler is bi & Logan is gay

Taylor does Ben’s nails on weekends

Tyler tries to teach Logan how to play baseball (he’s semi successful)

Ash is paramore fan (p sure this is just canon atp)

Aiden loves all those dystopian movies and forces Tyler to watch them when he finds out he’s never seen them (ie hunger games, the maze runner, divergent etc.)

Aiden’s best subject is math and his worst is English, Ash is the same way

Taylor’s best subjects are science & math, her worst is art (she just can’t draw okay)

Tyler’s best subject is gym but as far as academics go he’s pretty good at history, he sucks at science tho

Logan’s best subject is obvi science, he honestly does good in everything, but he doesn’t like language that much

Taylor carry’s extra ear plugs/headphones/notebooks & pens for Ben & Ash (or anyone who might need them)

Tyler can braid better than Taylor can (he would do her hair growing up)

Aiden & Ash are adhd vs autism

Logan and Taylor hold hands when they’re anxious

Aiden can play the guitar & drums

Ben can also play the guitar but he prefers acoustic whereas Aiden likes electric

Tyler can play guitar but he prefers to play the trumpet (he’s rlly good)

Taylor can sing but she only does around Ben - he totally doesn’t cry nope totally not -

Ash can play the Harp (stealing that from someone else’s hc post <3) but she can also play violin & piano (multitalented queen)

Aiden & Ash link pinkies while sitting on the bus if Ash is feeling particularly pda strong

the whole group goes to cheer on Tyler’s baseball games

Logan now has a first aid kit in his locker from dating Tyler and being friends with Aiden

Aiden has a medical card for medical weed and he definitely abuses that shit

the first time Ashlyn gets high it relaxes her so much she’s convinced she’s dying for a hot minute

Logan & Taylor don’t like being high, Ben is indifferent to it, Aiden, Ashlyn & Tyler enjoy it throughly

It calms Aiden & Tyler down a lot

Taylor & Ben are the only ones capable of sitting in a chair like a normal person

Aiden & Ben smuggle good food into the hospital for Tyler

Tyler gives Logan forehead kisses

Ben kisses the top of Taylor’s hand

Aiden kisses the tip of Ash’s nose - Ash kisses his cheek

everyone is always finding Ashlyn hair in everything cause she sheds so much

Logan & Ben are Star Wars fans

Aiden is the first one to get his official license - to everyone’s horror -

Tyler is the last one to get his license (he’s so mad about it)

Ashlyn still sleeps with a stuffed animal and has a tote of them in her closet — she hides this for months until Ben finds them one day and casually adopts them all with Taylor

Aiden runs like a space heater as does Taylor

Ash & Ben both run superrrr cold

Logan and Tyler have normal temperatures, the freaks /j

Ben carry’s an inhaler because Aiden got asthma attacks as a kid - he hasn’t had one since he was like 7 but Ben likes to be prepared

If he gets hyper focused enough Aiden will go non-verbal / won’t acknowledge the outside world to the point of Ben having to write down responses for him

Aiden & Tyler can skateboard

Taylor can rollerskate & she teaches Logan how to too

Ashlyn is a god at ice skating

Ben prefers to stay on his own two feet thank you very much

Tyler’s terrified of dogs and screams for Taylor anytime one comes near him

Animals naturally love Ashlyn, Taylor’s jealous

Aiden is one of those people that will spend five minutes in a backyard and pick up three frogs, a lizard, a scarily big spider, two beetles and point out where a snake is

birds really like Ben - he doesn’t know why

Aiden & Ben are really good at art, but with totally different styles

Ben prefers realism and charcoal pieces

Aiden prefers more stylized art, markers & paints

Aiden did graffiti for a while and still would if he ever had the time (stupid phantoms) - when Ash finds out she lets him tag the buses in the graveyard and he’s so excited about it

Aiden & Tyler play basketball together on the weekends while the others watch/mess with them the entire time

If Tyler’s being particularly cocky about winning against Aiden then Ben will step in cause he’s naturally really good at basketball

Taylor and Logan always giggle watching Tyler’s face fall seeing Ben stand up

Ashlyn doesn’t mind when Aiden loses because then she gets to use it as an excuse for them to go get ice cream to “make the loss easier” (aiden knows she does that every time because she also asks to go out for ice cream if he wins to celebrate)

Taylor lets Aiden try on her lip gloss once and now he has his own collection and keeps some on him at all times — mostly just clear ones or sparkly light pink ones that aren’t super noticeable but still leaves a shine

Tyler uses like ten separate hair products daily - him & Ash take the longest to do their hair out of the whole group

[daftdrac]

Took me like two months to catch onto the dp&w hype cause I've despised most marvel stuff majority of my life but whaddya know the autism finally latched onto the silly homoerotic old man yaoi. Anyways I'm seeing the movie this Saturday and the intensity with which I am constantly shaking increases as the seconds tick closer. I'm also seeing it with my friend who's a big marvel nerd and I'm actually gonna eXPLODE cause he's been giving me lore about X-Men and Deadpool stuff since I don't know shit ❤️‍🩹 I've watched the first dp and plan to watch the second either Thursday or Friday to PREPARE. Guys if you can't tell I'm superrrr Neurotypical the most normal person ever actually and definitely not obsessed with toxic hurt comfort old man superhero yaoi

(I don't care that neither Deadpool or Wolverine are technically classified as superheros it's marvel it's superheros.)

Uhmm. I've already done like an hour of research about wolverines (animal) and have many many many silly head canons for the old man (I gave him a tail) (idk Wade's freaky he's into furries or something canonically isn't he)

I've drawn them sooo much already and I've done a few chibi drawings and I'm currently drawing Wade as a pinup girl (his suit is cuntified) but uhhh it's ROUGH rn so no wip 💔 erm I'm not okay like actually. These idiots have taken over my brain in a matter of like a week. And my depression is also kinda flaring up so my memory is SHITTT rn I literally don't remember anything that happened the last 3-5 days besides shaking with anxiety after I spoke to one of my teachers and thinking about these idiots. My friends are starting to get tired of this ♥️

I should probably stop writing now this is already a REALLYY long post uhm idk Tumblr etiquette so idk where I should put the post cut off I'm jjet gonna hope Tumblr does it automatically if it doesn't I'm sorry I've been having so many thoughts about these guys actually I just needed to write some (like 6%) of them down