#supermega saves the troops

[hanayanaa]

hello supermega tumblr i dont even go here but due to miraculous circumstances (being an item proxy for a friend who no longer wants it) i have obtained a mint edition signed copy of their first book and i would like to GIVE IT TO YOU, AMERICA!!!! or international

$80 USD + shipping! i can send it anywhere in the world :p

ships from NYC (...ish. you can get my doxx if you buy my book)

DM me if interested! thank you!

[would-they-be-good-at-asmr]

ASMR Saturdays (13)

For this Saturday (11/16/2024), I am highlighting “My First ASMR Video: Reading Supermega Saves the Troops” by AnnaMae!

Performer is AnnaMae, click here for her YouTube channel.

[mothdruid]

watcha up to tag game

tagged by: @antiquitea thank you love!

currently reading: love on the brain by ali hazelwood and supermega saves the troops by supermega

last song: love from the other side by fall out boy. that shit is a bop

last movie: top gun: maverick, i was bored at work and put it on to pass time

currently working on: my rom-com novel (i know, i'm writing an actual story and not just fanfiction) and my poetry professor bob fic

tags: @rhettabbotts @gretagerwigsmuse @sebsxphia @jobean12-blog @inklore

[delanore-roosevelt]

Genuinely so happy for supermega. 1 million is so well deserved! I honestly can’t believe it took so long. They are so under rated. I started watching in 2017 and found them when i needed them most. I was in my senior year of highschool and the most depressed i’ve ever been. I hated being at school and would skip at least one day a week sometimes two and my friend once found me wondering the halls in a haze. I discovered supermega and i found something to laugh and be happy about again. I would listen to the podcast to get through the school day and i’d watch the videos when i would get home. They kept me going and gave me something to look forward to. I showed some of the videos to my brother and he ended up loving supermega just as much as i do! Watching their videos has become a thing we do together :-). Watching and supporting the boys has been such a fun and wild experience. Never did i think i’d be watching nascar or boxing, or buying a book about two good southern boys saving the troops. I have so much love for supermega and im so proud of Matt and Ryan. Happy 1mill and heres to many more♥️

[zapsoda]

sometimes i feel like a sick person for disliking this book so much but like.

in the hit comedy book, supermega saves the troops, every chapter ends with this ridiculous and EXTREMELY DRAMATIC nonsequitor about the characters' ~impending doom~ and the cadence of those goofy mic drop moments is IDENTICAL to that of the ending of every chapter in this 100% serious ya historical fiction

the worst part is that this book is based on the lived experiences of real people but it is fucking impossible for me to take seriously because of how dramatic and ridiculous and impersonal the writing is! (in my opinion) (again maybe im just terrible. a sick fuck for this)

this book is so fucking hammy and impersonal i feel like im going to overdo my sodium intake for the day

[dietmayos]

[odds--are]

i fucking can’t with them lmfao

on sale dec 7th!!

[thinkinstinkin]

I’m only four pages into the supermega book and I’m already losing my mind

[theyovngveins]

society when i get my hands on a physical copy of the supermega book

[beachbummrr]

crimeboys releasing a book so that they can get cool accolades over a funny joke book where have i heard this before ….

[batterycityraces]

The euphoria of sticking 5SOS posters up in your first Independent Adult room.

[shuploc]

Cover I drew for SuperMega’s new book “SuperMega Saves the Troops”

[simpermega]

a guy reading SuperMega Saves The Troops by Matt Watson and Ryan Magee and believing every word

[metoidionasty]

I got SuperMega saves the troops in hardcover but when I started reading it the way they wrote themselves in the book doesn’t align with how they are in my mental parasocial with them and it upset me and I couldn’t read it

[xfinity-war]

Matt Watson in SuperMega Saves the Troops

[zapsoda]

you hear the name sperm whale and you think. well shit its obviously gotta have something to do with sperm. maybe its because theyre shaped like em or something.

so you look it up and the internet says theyre named after the spermaceti which is the name of an organ which produces a substance called spermaceti. they were hunted for it cause its used in candles or some shit. question answered, right?

but if you look into why the spermaceti is called that. or if youre a fuckin nerd who knows latin roots. you find that the etymology of spermaceti comes from "sperm" meaning sperm, and "ceti" meaning whale. spermaceti is latin for whale sperm.

now you might be thinking. why the fuck is it called that. well, the substance used for oil found in that gland is white and "waxy." so when humans first discovered sperm whales, and particularly that part of them. they were like. what the fuck this is whale semen. and they were wrong.

have you guys ever wondered why the sperm whale was called that