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last night was a charlie kelly b-plot

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and one thing i will actually go to war for is the sanctity of grilled cheese. pisses me off So bad when ppl r like ohh i made a grilled cheese and added ham or arugula or [insert any random ingredient here] like u dumb asshole the Second u add an ingredient beyond cheese bread and SOMETIMES a jam or spread. it is no longer a grilled cheese. thats a fucking melt. a grilled CHEESE just has CHEESE. fuck you

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if ash has one fan it’s me if ash has a million fans I’m one of them if ash has no fans it’s because I killed myself in front of the haters to radically change the path of their lives forever

my sagey :(

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i wuv u forever my ashogie ………

love u little bird :(

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"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦

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Sotce

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let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

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bad news! i start missing it before its even over. i get sad in advance about what hasnt passed yet. cannot be helped

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what if werewolves were real but they were all heterosexual

what if you didnt send me hate mail

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Other people's emotions are deep and complex and beautiful but mine are proof that there is rot at the core of my being

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being violently forced awake by a category 5 tummy problem oh dear god just shoot me dead

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sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

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I could eat this every day for the rest of my life and never grow tired. I would wage wars for her, tear down buildings. I'd set fire to the fabric of the universe if only she asked 

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