you don’t have to love me, you already did ash - he - 24
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bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.
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CONGRATS TO THESE GUYS FOR WINNING LITERALLY EVERYTHING WOOO
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took angela to see sonic 3 and it ruined my life
#i didnt know shit about sonic. had never seen the other movies. never played the game. now im crying over 2 alien hedgehogs#MY SHAYLAAAA#chitter chatter
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we've all got that one friend whos an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. but now the dream is over and the insect is awake
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The Batman (2022) dir. Matt Reeves Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn
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Stephanie Foo, What My Bones Know: A Memoir of Healing from Complex Trauma
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i had a dream there was nuclear site-wide discourse on here over a post that was like "if youre sucking a blonde man's cock youre sucking on a clitoris 🗣" it was so real i feel like im still there
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel
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your career should be your second priority. your first priority should be rpf
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i got a big ass tattoo yesterday on my shin and theres so much solid black on it and it hurts so bad to walk bc the skin is all scabby
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either the killer is this guy or we're all looking into one specific strange italian american's goodreads
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