#super soaked

[vietsoul]

Mark Dalton Super Soaked, 2005 - Falcon Jocks, dir. Chi Chi LaRue

[mommydiaperlvr4u]

Very wet night indeed

[koadstool]

sd hurricane water fight

our first san diego hurricane

havin fun before climate shit gets too real :)

[timethehobo]

Quick self-indulgent scribble. I hope companions comment about locations and weather again. 😆

[wildbluesorbit]

brutally being yeeted into twin lane against my will and better judgment🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

insta - veronica7x

[hairychestloversblog]

When it’s Thick and Wet …….

His chest hair I mean, of course 😉🤭

[daftpatience]

finally sending my busted old montblanc in for repairs after sitting on it for over a decade everyone wish me a not too expensive quote

[shitswiftiessay]

when you walk into the game already knowing it’s going to be rigged in your boyfriend’s favor so they can turn the super bowl into the taylor swift show

[bacchuschucklefuck]

My Accolades

[bite-the-bloody-hand]

Zell is almost completely done, and then I can start working more earnestly on the background. I still have a little bit to do on his hands and the cloth, at this point, and then he's good as far as I'm concerned.

I ended up losing the shackles and the wings because while they seemed cool at first, I'd rather do a different composition for that concept and keep this one a purely tarot-inspired piece.

Gotta say this is 100% the best work I've ever done and I'm just getting started. Feels pretty good!

[aballadforbarbatos]

fanfic

fairly long i guess. i’m going through a bit of a mephisto brainrot right now tbh; took a long break from obey me and came back to see 1500 AP. immediately spent all that to get a mephisto icon when the card was at level 10

was it worth it? hmm.

you have no goddamn idea what prompted you to do this

YES you applied human logic and it turned out to be right but maybe you should just stop doing that. stop thinking

mephistopheles had been a bit too mean for your liking. that’s what kicked this whole thing off to start with

maybe he didn’t mean it. maybe he did. anyway it ruined your whole day

satan had noticed your mood change and suggested something nice, which was:

“why not read something nice and fluffy?”

and then the idea had stuck itself in your head and just not let go

you do a quick search on doogle, and to your delight, the demons have not let you down!

searching up “mephistopheles x reader” returned thousands of results, and while you knew there’d be a lot of ooc writing, the idea of mephisto being not mean to you was enough to make you excited :D

you want to open up a fic right there and then, but something makes you stop. the brothers would get awfully suspicious if they saw you all blushy and giggly and pink…

you leave it for lights out where you can get all blushy and giggly and pink in secret.

you see mepisto the next day and excitedly wave hello at him. he looks at you strangely. good enough!

and then it kind of becomes an addiction. you can’t read anything else and your textbooks are a struggle when you’re thinking about all the fake mephisto romances you could be reading instead

satan asks you to review a book he found and you have to turn him down saying that you’re reading a book that’s vaguely related to horses but he wouldn’t like it because the narrator sounds like lucifer

you’re lying of course, but he doesn’t know that

and then one day, when the fanfics aren’t hitting the spot, a new idea comes to you. what if you wrote your OWN mephisto x reader fic?!

you totally brush over the fact that you actually know mephisto irl and sometimes even have conversations with him. if you just stick to the ooc template that everyone else uses it’s like a totally different person

so you jump on the devildom version of ao3 and start posting. you do this for many, many months and nobody in your circle finds out, but BOY does that fic get popular

you end up skipping a chapter because of an event and then promise to release it on wednesday, but then wednesday rolls around and you still haven’t done it AND THERE’S A STUDENT COUNCIL MEETING

the clock is ticking away and you have stuff to do, like it’s also your turn to cook dinner and you’re failing your classes, so you kind of have to go home like right now? you stick your hand up

“what’s up, MC?”

“can i go home? i really have to write this chapter.”

everyone perks up except for lucifer who’s ready to tell you off for not messing around. too bad he’s drowned out by literally everyone else

“wow! you’re writing a story?! what is it about?!”

no wonder you chose “nothinky” as your username for this fic cause you don’t think about the answer and how these demons that are crushing on you fairly obviously will react

“oh yeah it’s about me dating mephistopheles”

silence.

lucifer looks like he’s bitten into a lemon, which is kind of funny but you’ve just thought of a great line to put in your fic so you scribble that down instead

“mephistopheles. like the mephistopheles WE know or,”

“i didn’t know mephistopheles was a common name in the devildom. yeah it’s the mephisto we know?? oh, but i did write him based on the template that others used, so it’s really just a totally different person”

“wdym others.”

“well i did devour like hundreds of mephisto romance stories before this you know…”

“MC what the fuck.”

you keep going because basically you don’t know when to stop and if you keep going they might let you out earlier

“yeah i’m coming up to the part where he proposes but i was gonna ask one of you guys about that since i don’t know if it’s different down here. AND i need someone to read the story with me because even though he was supposed to be based on this template i feel like it’s a lot closer to the actual mephisto, and that would be a problem because i’m really starting to fall for this mephistopheles-not-mephistopheles”

that’s not a joke. sometimes you think about how crazy it is that you got here. as you’re explaining things about the story you don’t notice that everyone’s eyes have shifted from you to above you.

“i can teach you about how nobles propose, MC.”

you freeze up and feel your face burst into flames. you can’t even turn around and say “great!”

but if you had turned around, just by coincidence, just a few moments earlier, you would’ve seen him there, slack-jawed and eyes wide. a sight completely unbefitting of a noble.

how nice that you’ve made the first move for him.

and you said that you needed someone to read your story, didn’t you? perhaps he can show you how much better the real thing is.

[imsquat]

rigging added!!! mechanical pencil for scale 😁😁 we are in the home stretch now 💪 just painting the sea serpent left!!!(more close-ups under the cut)

i was going to make somebody to steer the boat but it is simply Too Fucking Small

[nudibutch]

like fr. just try getting some hot (not boiling, but hot) water and putting your favorite dildo in it for about 10 or 15 minutes. then take it out, quickly pat it dry, and hold it. itll feel like its at human body temp or a little warmer. dont knock it till you try it - sometimes you have to use science to get the results you want!!

[elitehoe]

Damn Adam Cole's pussy must have an otherworldly grip if Max is out here saying his favorite place is the midwest

[starflungwaddledee]

HIHIHIIHIHIIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!!! I ALSO SHIP BANDANALOR HI HI HELLO HI I'D NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY

!?!?!? h-hello!!! the bandee x magolor autism is so true. thank you both for stopping by my blog, so thrilled to finally hear there's others out there in the universe speaking the language!!

i just think they have many things in common and could be so good and nice and important to each other 😭

here's a little treat for you!

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Anyone want a free bengal? His talents include screaming during zoom calls and peeing on bookshelves