#sunshine farmboy luke

[prankprincess123]

[kalak]

Outer rim hillbilly luke my beloved. Redneck Luke who chugs alcohol like nobody's business and then gets on his insanely rigged up x-wing to do loop de loops. It's about the juxtaposition between jedi and feral farmboy. Wide eyed sunshine boy who charms everyone with his southern belle outer rim accent going aw gee fellas I reckon yall can break up this fight yeah?

Luke getting culture shock going from planet to planet and seeing all the different fauna and cultures my beloved. Desert boy who's baffled by water bathes and swimming pools. Moisture boy who loves exploring new planets my beloved. He would absolutely love moss

[luke-shywalker]

Why do you like Luke Skywalker? (feel free to ramble or write a lot :D)

Oohoohooo! Digging back into my 2015 brain…before Kylo Ren ruined my life…

I like Luke Skywalker because of how much he develops as a character over the course of the original trilogy. I mean!! Compare the antsy farmboy who wanted so badly to join the Imperial Academy because he was bored of his life, to the calm Jedi who stood before the Emperor and was prepared to die rather than kill his father, even to avenge his friends.

I love Luke’s story. Going from living his own life, a very small life, pursuing his own whims and focusing on all he doesn’t have, to suddenly being thrust into something much bigger than himself, realizing he’s part of something much bigger than himself, that he can make a difference in something much bigger than himself.

I love his bond with Leia and Han. I love thinking about all the meaningful relationships Luke had, with Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru, with his buddies on Tatooine, with the droids, with fellow Rebels, with his father for that brief amount of time.

I love that Luke chooses to love his father and see Anakin. Luke said, “No, you’re not more machine now than man. You’re a person and your name is Anakin.” Luke was the OG Anakin stan!!

Other people have posted much more thoughtfully about this but it really is easy to stereotype/oversimplify who Luke is. We meme about him being super whiny (“power converters”) or being a pure cinnamon roll hot cocoa sunshine boy. And like yea I think those are freaking hilarious extrapolations of elements of Luke’s personality but he really is complex. Luke has darkness inside of him in Empire and in Jedi (I think when he rolls up in all black in Jedi we’re supposed to be kind of like “…oh???”). He hates Vader as much as Leia does when he says “I’ll never join you.” There’s the joke about “boohoo you lost your martial arts instructor I lost a planet” but Luke has experienced a lot of legitimate loss in his life.

Luke gets way overshadowed by Han when it comes to popularity of Star Wars characters, and I get that, Han Solo is cool (even though when you actually, like, look at Han he’s such a dork and a dumbbutt and, affectionately, not cool at all). I think it’s because Han is like, the hot one, the ladies’ man, the shooty-shoot-pew-pew guy. Luke is a different kind of guy, more sensitive, in tune with what’s inside of him and the people around him (especially as he matures), and I love that about him. My husband is kinda like that actually.

I’m sure I could write even more but. Yeah that’s why I like Luke ^-^

[antianakin]

Do you think it’s a common thing in the fandom (especially when writing fan-works featuring the Skywalker Father-Son Duo(TM)) to give Anakin a lot of Luke’s more noble and good attributes and act like he’s been like that the whole time, and give Luke some of Anakin’s worse attributes to make Anakin seem more centrist compared canon Luke and the “old Jedi” (quotes used ironically)?

Cause as a kid I loved Anakin for many of the reasons I now realize don’t apply to him at all, and moreso apply to Luke, and it’s really getting irritating to look up cool Luke fic and realize that this has been done to ma boi. What do you think?

I gotta be honest, I don't think I read enough fics with that dynamic in it to be able to say with any degree of certainty whether that's true or not.

What I will say is that I think fic writers who like Anakin tend to smooth him out a LOT and, yes, give him traits that are more applicable to other characters in order to make him likable. And in fairness, that's exactly what TCW did as well by effectively just giving him Obi-Wan's personality and erasing some of his less likable characteristics from the films.

Because Anakin is... a difficult character in many ways. The core of him is fear, so there's a tendency to want to sympathize with him, but what gets ignored is that Anakin is 1000% a fascist by AOTC, someone who can and will let himself be filled with enough anger to commit a massacre of an entire village down to the last child, and someone who is perfectly fine with pressuring a woman into a relationship with him. None of that is necessarily fun to write and it's hard to write Anakin as a sympathetic character if those things are kept in mind. So they just get... smoothed away. He's not REALLY a fascist, he's just confused or brainwashed and one good conversation with someone can completely fix that little problem. Anakin isn't pressuring Padme, he just could tell that she was into him and he TOTALLY would back off if Padme said no. The Tuskens deserved it anyway! So on and so forth.

Luke, by contrast, is a very easy character. There's a reason he gets labeled "sunshine boy" by the fandom and his struggles with anger get sort-of... forgotten and overlooked in favor of just seeing him as this easy, likable, charming farmboy. He's sweet and honorable and passionate. He IS a lot like Anakin in many ways, and that's deliberate. Fandom has taken a turn recently towards wanting Leia to be like Anakin and Luke to be like Padme, and there's reasons to make that comparison, but Luke's similarities to Anakin are very deliberately there in the narrative for a reason. Luke has to struggle with anger and fear and be filled with righteous passion because that's exactly what Anakin struggled with and Luke's ability to overcome that in a way Anakin never could is what makes the entire story interesting and meaningful.

Luke also is one of those characters who tends to get handed the "grey Jedi" label which tends to lead to Luke choosing to look down on the Prequels Jedi and decreeing that attachments are totally fine actually and HIS Jedi aren't going to be repressed anymore blah blah blah. And this does come from fans who have fallen into the fandom osmosis hole of "the Prequels are about the Jedi's failure" and have twisted the entire Skywalker Saga around that theory, including Luke's journey. And part of that theory tends to be a lot more sympathetic towards Anakin, as well. If only the Jedi had been more understanding and less oppressive, Anakin wouldn't have fallen. So it's not shocking that fans who are writing from that perspective are going to make Anakin seem softer and more sympathetic.

So yeah, sure, it's entirely possible that some fic writers are choosing to give Anakin more of Luke's nobler characteristics in order to help smooth him out and make him easier to like, while giving Luke some of Anakin's more arrogant or dismissive traits in order to make those traits seem more "centrist." I don't think it's something that ONLY happens with Luke and Anakin, though. Like I said, TCW gave Anakin most of Obi-Wan's traits and then tossed a few of Anakin's onto Obi-Wan, as well. I think you could make an argument that we're seeing some of that happen with Ahsoka, too.

I wish I could offer you some Luke fic recs, so instead I will simply say I hope you find some good ones that feel like they're more in character!

[officialfoxsquadron]

14 and 18. Bring it on 🔥

hehehehe yes let's be toxic!

fandom violence asks

14. that one thing you see in fics all the time

sunshine kind boy golden retriever characterization of Luke Skywalker my BELOATHED. sooo many fics infantilize luke (esp certain pairings) and i'm just over it. not even just because of power level/scaling reasons. by the time of return of the jedi that is a Man. that is an Adult Man who has Seen the Horrors. of course there is still a silly, goofy, kind, loving side to him but he is a war veteran and killer of millions and the Last Jedi. there is something deeply tragic about his character that the typical fanon and fanfic characterization lacks

18. it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on…

luke skywalker as a political animal/activist in the galaxy! i don't think he's on the level of leia (in that i do not think he's interested in becoming a political figurehead or using political power in that way) but he is certainly active and engaged in galactic politics. he wants to learn and he wants to understand but more importantly he wants to figure out how he can bring his unique skills and benefits to advance the rebel cause. man went from farmboy to violent political radical in a weekend that didn't just happen by accident

[kaleidoscope1967eyes]

Luke's Favorite Nicknames

What he calls you:

Angel

Moonbeam

My Love

Starflower (courtesy of @dailydragon08)

Beautiful

My Light

Goofball

What you call him:

Sunshine

Shooting Star

Farmboy

Commander (this one has more sexy undertones)

Handsome

Blondie

Golden Boy

[dinluke-ao3feed]

PODFICWhile You Were Rambling

Read it on https://archiveofourown.org/works/60401095 by itsyaboimothman ***PODFIC*** Beneath his serene Jedi exterior, Luke is still an awkward farmboy at heart, which often means he pours his heart out when he's nervous. Strong and silent, Din Djarin makes him very nervous, and much rambling ensues. Determined to get the man to like him - or at least, tolerate him - Luke spills tales of his life, admittedly not at the most opportune times. But it turns out, Luke might have been interpreting the man's silence and attention incorrectly all along. Words: 11, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 1 of ***PODFIC*** When Din Met Luke Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Original Trilogy Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Luke Skywalker, Din Djarin, Leia Organa Relationships: Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker Additional Tags: Mentioned Han Solo, Mentioned Grogu | Baby Yoda, Sunshine Luke Skywalker, Protective Din Djarin, BAMF Leia Organa, Fluff, Tipsy Luke Skywalker, luke skywalker rambles whens he's nervous, And Din Makes Him Nervous, Hot Mess Luke Skywalker, He's got a lot of stories, many involve him being eaten, Idiots in Love, Rambling during battle, Din Djarin's Heavy Sighs, Not Beta Read, no mandalorian S3 spolers, Not Canon Compliant, luke reduced din to speaking in italics, Din Djarin Learns About the Star Wars Universe, Misunderstandings, Leia Organa Ships It, Podfic, Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic Length: 20-30 Minutes

[fire-sabre-shadow]

Turnin' Tables

For @mayxthexforce

It was not as though Mara had been scanning frequencies listening for any sign or whisper of him. She had merely opened the intercom on the Jade Fire to get a sense of what news traversed the galaxy. And there it was - the rumor that one of the elite former generals of the Republic was captured. One who had purposefully gone to Tatooine, it seemed.

Only recently had she been able to reforge a tennuous connection to the Force. With Palpatine's death, and his curse upon her, Mara thought she might never reconnect with that power. But after her encounter with C'baoth and killing that clone of Skywalker...it seemed whatever curse had been over her vanished.

It would have been logical to stay and ask for help in mending that bridge between her and the living Force, but Mara's pride would not allow it. That sinking, hollow pit in her gut wouldn't allow it. She wouldn't put herself in a position to ask for anything, and she certainly would not want to be in a debt to Luke Skywalker. Even though he had offered to help her and even as decent a person as he (surprisingly) turned out to be...

Well, some things couldn't be erased.

So Mara had left Coruscant. Left any chance at connecting with him again. But she had been working on her own, attempting to meditate and focus. Until this morning, nothing had worked. But finally, after weeks of quieting her mind, trying to reach the Force without using any of the cruel and harmful ways the Emperor had taught her, a single thought echoed back through the connection: listen.

Listen to what exactly? Fat lot of good that did. All was silent aboard the Jade Fire. But that had been what clued her in. Maybe she needed to listen to the right sound. And sure enough, there came the report.

No matter the mixed feelings she had towards him - although most days his memory brought her to the point of frustration - Mara knew he did not deserve to die in any of the gloriously horrific ways the Hutts delighted in subjecting victims to.

And now she had landed just outside the familiar sight of Jabba's palace. Since Organa had strangled the wretched gangster prince of Tatooine, a new host of Hutts had come in to take his place. And take their vengeance. Thankfully, Mara had snuck into Jabba's palace before. Ironically, back when she was attempting to gather information about Luke Skywalker for the Emperor, all behind Vader's back. At that time, she had been Arica, a dancer who had been forced out of Jabba's palace - cover having been blown - before Skywalker was forced to the Pit of Carkoon.

Even so, she well knew the secret passageways in and out of the palace. And one that led directly into the deepest, darkest parts of the dungeon. If Mara was in their disgusting shoes, that's where she would put him.

She was smart, waited for nightfall, and then twisted her body through the tracherous, rocky cavern. Occasionally she had to shift, hold in a yelp of pain as the jagged edge cut into her clothing and made her bleed, but eventually she found the trap door. A place to dispose of dead bodies and leave them to the dunes.

Growling and holding her nose at the smell of old, rotting flesh, Mara lowered her body and inched in through the tunnel. With her past as Hand, she knew how to move silently and swiftly, and finally she came to an open clearing. A cell block. She dared not reach out through the Force. Not now. But thankfully, her intuition proved right, and in the second row down, she spotted a familiar mop of sunshine-gold hair.

"Farmboy," she whispered.

[love-bokumono-fics]

Fresh Crops! September 2 - September 8, 2024

This week's newest fics and chapter updates for Harvest Moon and Story of Seasons on AO3!

Rainy Days - by Perversions; Complete, 1/1, 1.4k

Rating: Explicit; Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply; Category: M/M Fandoms: Save the Homeland Relationships: Kurt/Toy; Characters: Kurt, Toy Additional Tags: **NOTE: Some tags have been removed to remain Safe For Tumblr. Please see AO3 for complete list** Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Crushes, Kissing, Boys Kissing, Bottom Kurt, Top toy, Hand Jobs, First Time, Unsafe Sex Summary: Kurt is visited by Toy one night. Things get unexpectedly a little heated.

Farmboy Forever - by foxcassius; Complete, 1/1, 13k

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences; Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply; Category: M/M Fandoms: A Wonderful Life Relationships: Male Farmer/Gustafa; Characters: Gustafa, Male Farmer, Original Characters, Muffy | Molly, Nami, Cody | Gordy Additional Tags: Gustafa POV, Canon Compliant, Man I’m really not good at AO3 tags. Give the fic a shot, this one is for all the other mlm hell yeah, Fluff, First Kiss, First Dates, This fic tells the story of the first year of the game thru the pov of gustafa, With a highlight on romance with the farmer Summary: The tale of a world-traveled musician and the farmboy he fell in love with.

Don't Eat Flowers - by Maymist; Complete, 29/29, 68k

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences; Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply; Category: F/F Fandoms: A Wonderful Life, DS Cute Relationship: Nami/Pony | Aya | Jill; Characters: Nami, Pony | Aya | Jill, Rock, Reader Additional Tags: Lesbian Character, Inspired by Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons, Mentions of Other Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons Games, Blue Feather, Romance, LGBTQ Character, POV Lesbian Character, Canon Lesbian Relationship Summary: The new farmer girl in Forgotten Valley attempts to give Nami some flowers to, er… totally give the hint that she's romantically interested in the very much reserved tomboyish red-head. Nami completely jumps to conclusions and misunderstands though, and that's where this silly romance begins. What kind of other madness will ensue?

Burning Gold - by AppleBeryll; WIP, 10/?, 25k

Rating: Mature; Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply; Category: F/M Fandom: Friends of Mineral Town Relationships: Claire the Farmer/Gray, Gray/Mary the Librarian | Mari, Claire the Farmer/Rick, Karen/Rick, Ann the Innkeeper | Ran/Cliff, Kai/Popuri; Characters: Kai, Claire, Cliff, Ann the Innkeeper | Ran, Doug | Dudley, Rick, Popuri, Saibara, Karen, Mineral Town Residents, Gray Additional Tags: Slow Burn Summary: Claire seeks a new life, will mineral town be what she's hoping for ?

Reject Me - by almakazam; Complete, 1/1, 2.2k

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences; Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings; Category: F/M Fandoms: Island of Happiness, Sunshine Islands Relationship: Chelsea/Mark; Characters: Chelsea, Mark Additional Tags: One Shot, Love Confessions, Awkward Romance, Rewrite, Chelsea is mad, Chelsea Swears, Chelsea is a tsundere, And Mark is a dense idiot, Swearing, Tsunderes, Love Letters, my god i remember this, yeah i wrote him a letter and tried to get it back when he would NOT reject me Summary: How frustrating it is to fall in love with someone so dense, so immature, so carefree… so lovable.

If a Carpenter Falls in a Forest - by Trans_Nerd; Complete, 1/1, 1.5k

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences; Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply; Category: M/M Fandoms: Animal Parade Relationship: Harvest King Ignis/Luke the Carpenter; Characters: Harvest King Ignis, Luke the Carpenter Additional Tags: Gay Male Character, One Shot, Fluff and a little Plot, Mind Control, those two tags do not contradict each other I promise Summary: That morning, Ignis hadn’t paid much attention to Luke. He tried not to make a habit of staring at eye candy for too long, for he had a whole island of residents to look after. But then, while monitoring the main part of town that evening, Luke's heart cried out for help from Fugue Forest.

[vorbarrsultana]

star wars moodboards: luke skywalker

you’ve failed, your highness. i’m a jedi, like my father before me.

[prankprincess123]

Just for fun, what is the first (or first few if there's several funny ones) thing that come up when you type the names of the Star Wars disaster lineage in your tags? I'll go first!

[solesnati]

yes,  he’s skill and grace,  but he’ll also fall on his face so if a famed jedi master trips over his own cloak in front of you wyd?

[jackdaw-kraai]

There's something really funny about Obi-wan and Bail's outsider POV on Luke and what's happening, and Luke's actual nature.

Obi-wan & Bail: Oh no that poor innocent farmboy who would never harm a fly, taken right under our noses and no doubt being corrupted by Darth Vader into murder and evil and death!

Luke: Aunt Beru sent me my lethal poison kit? She knows me so well.

Luke is such a good example of Good Is Not Soft and I love it.

Luke knows how to keep a secret well enough that poor old Ben never did learn what his favorite non-attachment kid got up to. How he could have ever imagined that a place like Tatooine would produce an innocent and untouched soul, I'll never understand.

Especially since Luke got almost an entire extra decade to marinate in the distinct ruthless wilderness of Tatooine and forge his soul and convictions into something strong enough that now he is being the bad influence on Vader instead of the other way around.

Luke is sunshine personified, yes, but every Child will tell you that sunshine on Tatooine is nothing short of tempered death.

[willowcrowned]

WAIT SHIT WHAT IF BEN AND LUKE AND HAN (and Chewie and R2 and Threepio) FOLLOW HER INTO THE PALACE TO RESCUE HER AND FIND THE ARTIFACT AND END UP IN THE PAST ALSO

Vader sees Ben and enters murder mode, Leia is yelling at him to stop, Luke is still in his Farmboy Clothes, Han is ready to tear out his hair, etc.

The artifact blows up before Palps can follow them through.

Somehow this leads into Vader watching one of his kids make out with his father figure while the other one makes out with Quinlan Vos and Crazy Old Ben cracks PTSD jokes in Qui-Gon's general direction. IDK what Han is doing other than being upset about the fact that he got dragged into this Force Bullshit mess.

Maybe Han meets and charms Shmi and Vader just has to scream because NO, CAPTAIN SOLO, YOU CANNOT FUCK DARTH VADER'S MOM.

At first, Han doesn’t think much of Shmi. She’s almost a nonentity compared to the loudmouth princess, or any of the stuck up Jedi, and definitely compared to the evil trashbag-looking asshole in a mechsuit. She’s pretty, but she’s not gorgeous, not like the princess, and she doesn’t have the whole sunshine thing going on like the twink does.

And then he sees her face down Darth Vader.

Han Solo, contrary to popular opinion, is not an idiot. He’s survived this long by knowing when to hedge his bets and when to cut and run. He’s intimately aware of the fact that he’s the most vulnerable person here— all he’s got is a blaster and his wits— and he’s not stupid enough to give up an opportunity for protection when he sees it. He knows Vader won’t kill anyone that will upset his kids or his mother, and since the princess is wrapped up in the Jedi with the terrible haircut, and the twink thinks that Han is a dick, he’s going to have to find someone else.

So he seduces Shmi— or tries to, at any rate. 

Shmi knows exactly what he’s doing from the first wink, nailing him with an even stare that makes Han feel like he’s being stripped down to his bones. Skywalker women, he’s beginning to realize, are scary. Still, she doesn’t let Vader hurt him— even introduces him to her kid. She’s kind to him, presses back a smile at his antics, but doesn’t let him get away with anything.

He might not be able to seduce Shmi, but Shmi is sure seducing him.

[insertmeaningfulusername]

Like Sunshine after Rain for the fic title ask

Thank you dear :D

Today's a head empty no thoughts day but this sounds a lot like it could contain hurt/comfort, maybe with a side dish of fluff 👀 However, one concrete example my brain came up with is this: Somehow, Darth Vader learns of Luke's existence pre-ANH and sends out several bounty hunters with tracking fobs. Din is one of them. He catches up to Luke in a canyon on Tatooine, minutes before a violent rainstorm hits and sweeps over the desert. Luke, sweet summer child that he is, doesn't realise that the stranger in shiny armour is after him (because there's no way anyone would ever put a bounty on Luke's head - he's just a simple farmboy after all, right?) and cautions Din about the dangers of flash floods on Tatooine, especially in such a rugged area. Then, he slips away for higher ground (heh) before Din can even so much as say peep. Now, since Din is very much a potato (read: himbo) at times, he does not heed Luke's warning - and ends up being swept off his feet by a wall of water that's at least twice as tall as him and also came out of nowhere. Cue Luke swooping in with his skyhopper as the unlikely hero of the situation and rescuing a half-drowned and very unconscious Din from the floods. A few hours later, Din wakes up on a cot in a room of the Larses' moisture farm. Because he's just That Guy Who Always Moves Quietly Even In Armour, he gets up and manages to observe some of Luke's daily life without being observed in turn. In that short amount of time, he realises what an endearing, funny, and kind person Luke is, and before he knows it, the needle of his moral compass has budged a good amount in the direction that's least favourable to his trade (aka guilt). By then, Luke has noticed him and (despite Uncle Owen's best murderous glare) is offering him a place to stay overnight. Naturally, Din declines. Naturally, Luke then offers to accompany him back to his ship - just to make sure it hasn't been damaged by the rainstorm, and not at all because he hates to see the tall and most-probably-handsome-under-his-shiny-beskar-helmet stranger leaving already. Din is left to contemplate the moral dilemma of abducting a living ray of sunshine as they walk back to the Razor Crest, with Luke prattling on excitedly by his side and the desert around them breaking into full bloom, fuelled by the sunshine after the rain.

[newswcanonprompts]

the skywalker family tree

so, we were all saying that the empire chain of command is just... so, so messy and weird and doesn’t work (because palps never had a plan for if he or vader got killed). convo spiraled. eventually we said that the only reason the empire survived for so long was sheer dumb luck, and that the skywalkers were all dotted across the galaxy and not banded together (yet).

we ended up making a skywalker family tree. there’s 30 of them, which is why the galaxy is such a mess. now, without further ado...

THE SKYWALKER FAMILY, DURING THE TIME OF THE EMPIRE/OT (most of them honorary)

1) Luke- sunshine son living on a farm, not knowing where or who the rest of his family is, doesn’t know what it means to be a skywalker™

2) Anakin- lost most of his limbs in a fire and is now in a medical nightmare, has become a cyborg murder bot

3) Leia- angry rebel princess who also doesn’t know she’s a skywalker™

4) Obi-Wan- sad desert hermit who wants his family back, watching over sunshine son

5) Rex- former captain surviving on a deserted planet with two of his identical brothers

6) Ahsoka- little sister of cyborg being a badass rebel spy

7) Cody- marshal commander who BETTER be okay, but we still don’t really know

8) R2- badass droid working with the rebellion but can’t do much since he’s a DROID

9) 3PO- memory wiped and is literally a protocol droid, can’t really do shit (but means well!)

10) Han- a smuggler who isn’t a skywalker yet but will be soon (def not prepared to marry into this disaster of a family)

11) Shmi- dead grandma/OG family member who’s not a force ghost

12) Padme- dead wife / queen who’s also not a force ghost

13) the Force- the actual Force itself who is not very good at parenting, helicopter parent and deadbeat dad (there is no in-between, it is a good parent but also a shitty one)

14) Qui-Gon- sad desert hermit’s weed dad who bowed out of this bullshit a long time ago, him and his ponytail are chilling in the cosmic force or something, watching his foundling (the cyborg) fuck up the galaxy

15) Feemor- weed dad’s other child who is the only sane member of this family, he’s hiding out on some backwater planet trying to get away from his insane family members (he really shouldn’t take vacations, he left these idiots alone for ten minutes and the galaxy went to shit) 

16) Hondo- chaotic pirate lord who’s *technically* not a part of the fam but is anyway, they adopted him (more like he adopted himself into it, but they still call him one of their own)

17) Ventress- edgy former sith assassin who’s other family got killed so now she’s saddled with these weirdos

18) Satine- former duchess of mandalore who is now dead and not a force ghost (but when she was alive, she was the wine aunt)

19) Maul- other former sith assassin who wants to beat the sad desert hermit, just once, please, let him win something 

20 & 21) Owen and Beru- Tired Desert Aunt and Uncle who just want the best for everyone but Jabba (have kept a skywalker off his bullshit for 19 years, which is much longer than desert hermit’s record of 2 hours- it was so short because the hermit is just as bad as the rest of the family)

22 & 23) Bail and Breha- tired royal parents who are trying to politician the skywalker out of the angry rebel princess (spoiler alert, it doesn’t work)

24) Yoda- troll great grandpa who went kinda crazy and now lives in a swamp and is  waiting for farmboy sunshine son to come so he can get some training as a magical wizard knight

25) Dooku- tired dead royal grandpa who is looking down on his family like “seriously” and has many ghost conversations with his crazy troll dad on the swamp planet

26) Chewbacca- the massive walking carpet that has the most braincells out of anyone, smuggler’s best friend 

27) Xanatos- the weird neighborhood kid who lights your garbage can on fire during family dinners

28) Quinlan- desert hermit’s chaotic brother, has zero braincells and is sounds stoned all the time, is good at tracking people and nothing else

29) Aayla- dead daughter of chaotic stoner, surprisingly graceful and composed but also mischievous, cousin of murder bot (fell in love with former captain’s brother, blyla is real y’all)

30) Jocasta- dead librarian wife of tired dead royal grandpa, is still mad at him for messing up her archives that one time