#sun stars moon mars earth

[ep2nd]

Here's my headcannon for the Celestial Traffic series winner thing

For people who make Martyn the Sea, we should make Scar the Land. Woo plants and it goes along! And the Land is ruled by Sun and Moon so there's that too.

For people who make Martyn the Mars, we should make Scar the Earth. One, lots of people are already on board, two, the Earth is orbited the Moon and itself orbits the Sun, hey look more references!!

[beacon-lamp]

everyone trying to shoehorn in another celestial body theme for this season's winner but i think we're missing the obvious. guy with the car won the traffic series.

[im-just-a-peachy-soul]

okokok I know people are all making jokes about having Joel’s celestial symbol be a car, but here me out:

What if his was a spaceship? Exploring the universe, going on adventures into uncharted space and time, discovering new worlds all while getting to go fast as heck. I would love to see someone do an interpretation of this.

[wolfir-shard]

I have seen a beautiful animatic by Genrih (linked!) on YouTube about Wild Life and the imagery of the winners as cards in a playing deck utterly possessed me. Have a Grian

[junefrog2b]

The Sun, the Stars, the Moon, Mars, and Earth :>

[david-tennants-left-ear]

To everyone wondering how Joel fits into ~celestial body theory~, he should be a spaceship, the cars of the cosmos™

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

YOOOOOOOOO JOEL WIN!!!!!!!

W H O O O O O CONGRATULATIONS JOEL 🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎊🎊😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰!!!!

He finally did it :'D!!

That was so good y'all 🥰🥰 another great life series, so excited to be back here with y'all :D

[coffeebeanz05]

since wildlife is ending on saturday, place ur bets down bellow on what space themed thing we’re assigning to the winner

personally i’d think it be funny with Uranus but like, that’s not gonna happen

[multishipper33]

Team Earth or Team Eclipse?

Anywhat, have fun with this my peeps and pops!!

(Listen if you would tolerate it I could make a slideshow on why Scar is Earth okay-)

[postscript-mc]

Constellation of Soliloquys

Lonesome, isn't it?—wandering the Milky Way;

An astronaut with her space, separated light-years away.

Shooting shots beneath dying stars,

Satellites missed the 'mix' in the signals—he wasn't the one from Mars.

As long as I shared with them the same Moon,

I let them orbit—a little, or a lot too soon.

As the planets parade and the constellations constellate,

Will this cosmic shift foreshadow my new fate?

Worlds meant to align—finally colliding;

Otherworldly galaxies, home to stardustsㅡthe living.

I count down the days till Saturn returns,

To the universe, all I did was yearn.

A celestial scene in sight,

captivating like Venus in the night.

Revolving around me, you found the Sun,

But, was it because I made your Earth spun?

ㅡ M.C.

Songs that inspired "Constellation of Soliloquys" :

[mellowtalecolor]

The styles🤌🏻✨

[moonskyearth]

November 13

☆ New Moon

☆ Moon Mars

☆ Sun opposite Uranus

[princessdarth-vader]

the debate abt whether Real Life is canon or not is sooo funny to me bc I think it will be ultimately decided whenever the next series comes out and we have to determine whether it makes more sense as Scar's winner theory or Cleo's winner theory. the history is still being written.

[screaming-female]

it’s gonna be so funny tomorrow watching everyone scrabble to come up with a celestial body to match with the winner of the series - like we’ve got the sun stars and moon, but what’s next? asteroid? black hole??

[mentalisill]

i can't believe bdubs won secret life! And limited life! and double life! and last life! and 3rd life! He's so great at everything!

[evilcatgirlwizard]

hey. secret life headcanon

the secret statue is the true form of a watcher that grian has either captured or killed between seasons to stop the boogeyman curse, and the secret challenges are to either appease or distract the watcher to keep it from releasing the boogey curse again.

and it rewards ppl at random based on how satisfied it is w/ the chaos they cause (given that was what the boogey was for anyway)

though whatever grian did to stop the curse just made it so healing is impossible aside from doing said secret tasks or acts of genuine kindness (giving a heart). so yknow double edged swords and all