#sumeru bitches
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wanderer: you don’t know anything about me.
nahida: i know EVERYTHING about you. you are an open book written for very dumb children.
#he is actually quite mysterious but i still thought this was so fitting because of#how nahida put his memories in irminsul using a fairytale type thing#blessings from the anemo archon barsibitos#wanderer#scaramouche#nahida#incorrect genshin impact quotes#muji’s favorites#incorrect genshin#genshin impact#incorrect quotes#incorrect genshin quotes#genshin impact incorrect quotes#sumeru bitches
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Put them in a team and watch them fight
#genshin impact#genshin fanart#cyno#kaveh#alhaitham#dori#genshin dori#alhaitham is such a little bitch i love him sm#this is so rushed lmaooo but like yaknow funny funny meme#sumeru characters love crime#genshin memes#genshin impact memes
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genuinely disappointed by natlan character designs, on top of being colourist/racist to repeatedly exclude darker skin tones on everyone but enemies, it also just doesn't make sense for the region like "immersive storytelling" why the fuck is that twink reflecting 200,000 lumens off his skin when he lives in a region based off south america/africa not only does it break the suspension of disbelief but I also can't see my screen because his skin glare is vaporising my retinas
#i also hate that “oh but people from those places can be pale!” excuse because yeah people can be pale buf not fucking all of them#my bloodline has never left the british isles and my skin tone is darker than all “tan” characters minus candace#im the pastiest bitch alive you can see all of my veins and my skin isnt as white as genshin characters#bue waffling#genshin impact#natlan#oh and that “pale bc they live in the jungle area” excuse for sumeru is bs too#look up native amazonians they're so much more tan than the bleach paper white sumeru characters are#it bugs me because the LED whiteness of them throws me off like they're so pale they look uncanny
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Kaveh is terribly out of loop...
#genshin impact#sumeru#sumeru gang#kaveh#lumine#dehya#nilou#cyno#alhaitham#dunyarzad#my art bitch#bangs pots and pans while explaining that dunyarzad has all of them in a grip
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WERE ONLY HERE TO HELP THEM FIX THEIR ISSUES.
#genshin impact#genshin#genshin spoilers#alhaitham story spoilers#genshinimpact#haikaveh#kaveh#al haitham#alhaitham#sumeru#genshin 3.4#genshin 3.4 spoilers#these bitches gay#IM SO DONE WITH THEM ASDFGHKl#gorgeous sumeru boys🫶🏼
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#he's right#genshin impact#genshin#alhaitham#genshin alhaitham#al haitham#the realest bitch in sumeru
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Beware of spoilers for Cyno’s second story quest I guess
HAIKAVEH IS SO DOMESTIC???? I SAW SOME LEAKS BUT TO HEAR THEM WITH MY OWN EARS????
“I’ll have a cup, too”
“Can you check if the cookies are still on the table?”
“They are, as are the fruit”
THESE HOMOS HAVE THREE COUCHES AND KAVEH STILL DECIDES TO SIT ON THE TABLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ALHAITHAM???? HELLO??? HE’S COMFORTABLE????
(Lord let there be a surge in fanfics where Kaveh’s sitting on the table one day and Alhaitham can’t help himself and fucks him right then and there amen)
Now maybe I’m crazy but I swear to Nahida this is THEE only time they��ve interacted while Kaveh wasn’t standing (save for Alhaitham’s trailer). Now that sounds like a really useless observation but let me tell you why it’s not.
You are more on guard when standing. When you sit, even if you’re rigid, you automatically allow yourself to become comfortable in the space you’re in, and additionally, whoever you might be with. Sitting is peace. Sitting is comfortability. So basically, they’re married to each other.
ANYWAY
“Shall we stop by the House of Daena before heading home?”
“My thoughts exactly”
BITCH?????? HELP???????
#genshin impact#haikaveh#a bitch is ILL you guys#and now i crave MORE#NOT JUST THEM BUT SUMERU IN GENERAL AAAAAH#WHERE’S MY BABY DAUGHTER#WHERE’S MY SLEEPY BITCH#THEM LESBIANS NEED TO INTERACT WITH 4GGRAVATE NEXT TIME WE’RE IN SUMERU#I GOT A TASTE OF MY FAVORITE NATION AND FAVORITE CAST AFTER SO LONG#AND NOW I NEED MORE JUST LIKE I KNEW I WOULD#I SAID BITCH HELP
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wish I could play genshin
I wish I could play the game BUT DONT HAVE THE DAMN STORAGE FUCK MY WALLET HAS DUST IN IT
reasons why
•Collei, I was able to read the genshin manga and I love her she is like my child
•PLEASE HOYO SHE DESERVED BETTER AHHHHHHH
•Itto and his antics because this man is as sharp as a marble
•LORE ME LOVE LORE
•*loud lore slurping noises*
•Collei bc she is just an adorable cabbage
•Jean, I swear some give this poor woman a break, a hug, and a warm blanket
•DID I SAY I HAVE A STRONG EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO COLLEI?!?
#genshin impact#collei#jean#arataki itto#itto#jean gunnhildr#Is that how you spell her name???#sumeru#PLEASE I NEED RO HUG COLLEI#rambles#bye now I gotta take the worst nap ever bitches#COLLEI SUPPORTER RAHHHHHH
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IM GONNA LOSE IT WHY IS HE SO PROTECTIVE AND KIND AND COMPASSIONATE 😭 HE'S SO QUICK TO EMPATHIZE AND BOND OVER TRAUMA WITH ANYONE AND ANYTHING 😭 HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A BANNER THIS PATCH WHY IS HE STEALING THE DAMN SHOW😭
#he is such a prickly rude little shit all the time but it is like the thinnest veneer over his soft center atp#you can tell that sumeru and nahida have really been doing him some good#scara your character arc is absolutely everything 2 me its so insane to me that you hail from a gacha#genshin impact#scaramouche#he took like every opportunity in simulanka to be nice he didnt have to keep catching you or the little toy guys.....#hes boiled out to being like the funniest petty mean little bitch who cant stop caring for the life of him and gets so mad when ppl notice😭#but its in like every action he takes he cares so fucking much
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Never letting ya'll forget how flat out mean / brutally honest Venti can be.
Hate that they changed Venti's original voiceline about Razor but I will never forget:
Hoyo needs to bring back this Venti because I fell in love with him first.
#Honestly Venti's so sexy for shitting on Paimon#He's such an icon#Everyone's all uwu sumeru characters they ate Paimon tf up#Listen bitch and listen closely#VENTI WALKED OK HE STRUTTED THAT FUCKING RUNWAY SO THAT SUMERU CHARACTERS COULD RUN!!#AND DON'T EVER MISTAKE#HE WAS THE FIRST!!#I'm never letting ya'll forget about this Venti
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scaramouche: uh, i think i got your lunch. *holds up a note that reads: “i am very proud of you. love, nahida”*
aether: oh yeah. i didn’t think this was for me. *holds up a note that reads: “be good. for the love of God, please be good”*
#blessings from the anemo archon barsibitos#aether#scaramouche#wanderer#kunikuzushi#traveler#nahida#sumeru bitches#nahida and her son#incorrect genshin impact quotes#muji’s favorites#incorrect genshin#genshin impact#incorrect quotes#incorrect genshin quotes#genshin impact incorrect quotes
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sumeru home of the homo
#[ sorry im just watching lily play cyno's sq2 ]#[ and im not budging on this thought ]#[ sumeru feels comforting and has too many gay bitches /pos ]#OOC // AID TALKS.
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The sumeru desert quest is full of adventures and betrayal, I knew from the start that these people are shady. Babel takes advantage of the situation with her selfish ambition. They thought they can manipulate and fool the traveler, so they are trying to manipulate Jeht as well, taking advantage of her emotional turmoil, after getting betrayed by Azariq. Many times we show evidence to Babel, reports to Babel and she handles it like its normal, that puts me off, a leader knows what happened within their circle, she knows. (Liloupar's instinct is right, she has seen these type of people and no wonder why she is rude to them, however she is getting a little warm to Jeht and Tadhla)
Babel knows how to manipulate Jeht by showing empathy and motherly love since that is what Jeht wanted. She manipulated her and took advantage of her and the traveler's relationship. I am glad that Jeht has integrity and she still remember her roots and has decision on her own now, her and benben may have a wonderful and safe adventures.
Oh Jeht! I love you so much! I am always be here for you and I hope more adventures and quest with you, please Mihoyo, this girl suffers a lot and all she wanted is somewhere she belong to, the love and companionship with true and honest people.
#genshin impact#traveler#paimon#jeht#benben#babel#yuften#masseira#tadhla#I hope we have a quest to kill Masseira#I hate that bitch 😒#exploration team#Alhaitham#yao yao#xingqiu#kuki#desert quest#sumeru#sumeru desert quest#azariq
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i've never wanted a group of characters more in a sitcom than this before
#genshinimpact#alhaitham#nilou#cyno#kaveh#dehya#dunyarzad#sumeru#my art bitch#if you see me reposting no you didn't
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natlan trailer is so ass 🔥💩 i cried 💩🔥
#these kids don't need melatonin gummies they need melanin gummies 😭#“there's white ppl in africa...” bitch i literally live in the whitest state of africa and i still mostly see dark to medium skinned ppl#when i go grocery shopping#💀💀💀💀#wait for sumeru#wait for natlan#what now bitch#fuck this game bruh lowk wanna DELETE 🔥🔥🕊️🪦#never giving them money again but i still feel playing it at all is too generous to this shit ass company#hsr is a horrible offender as well. worse#even#fucking#one#character that doesn't look like a ghost#ppl are hyped for zzz's future but y'all#the recipe for a mihoyo game made in recent years is as follows#one or two darker characters at launch#and then never again#haven't gotten character darker than kaeya .#iansan or whatever looks grey#whatever. fortnite better
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What do you mean “if I have an AU I want to make comics for, I actually have to make the designs and draw the comics???” Why can’t I just magically manifest them into existence??? Anyways, here’s some KevinSu fam and MobiKlein fam designs and concepts for a “Flame Chasers + whoever else is convenient for me get reborn into Genshin and slowly regain their memories from Honkai” AU
Mobius and Klein were Tanit scholars/doctors
(OG Klein is the one on the far left btw. I know I changed a lot of her design elements and I’m not sure how clear that is, so I’m just specifying here. Also, it’s on the side of her belt so idk how well y’all can see it, but she has a hydro vision)
They left the tribe pretty early on (if you’ve played that quest™️, you know why. If you don’t, I’m not gonna spoil it here)
They also left so Mobi could investigate the withering and see if it might have any connections to the Honkai/ see if there was any chance of the Honkai leaking into Teyvat
Klein never got her Honkai memories back, but she still fell in love with Mobi anyways and they’re still lab partners. Mobi got her memories back fairly early on
Klein got Eleazar, so they decided to move from the desert to Sumeru city to seek better medical treatment
She’s fine now and made it through the end of the arcon quest, so she got cured 👍
Mobi is a professor at the academia
Her students are terrified of her
So usual Mobius shenanigans
Being a professor also put her in a position where she’s closer to Irminsul, so she’s content with the situation
The matra know damn well she’s continuing her artificial life experiments, but they can’t prove shit so she’s in the clear
Alhaitham was the first successful clone baby she made, Klein jr was the second
The thing Elysia did to Su’s arm stuck through the reincarnation, so Su got his memories back very early on
He grew up on the same block as Fu Hua over in Liyue harbor, but she didn’t get her memories back until her late teens
Su grew up hearing a lot of stories about the chasm, and he was worried that it might have something to do with the Honkai
But he didn’t actually have the clearance to investigate that, so had to go to Sumeru Academia to get the research clearance only to find out about Eleazar and the Withering and get significantly more anxious
Imagine his face after being told he has to go through med school again lmao (at least there’s legitimately different illnesses and treatments in Teyvat, so he does have something new to learn)
Anyways, he ran into Mobi and Kevin at the Academia
Kevin grew up in Mondstad and got his memories back in his early 20s. He moved to Sumeru city because he thought it’d be the place with highest chance of him running into someone he knows so that they can explain wtf is going on
Kevin and Su got married somewhere along the way I guess, but that’s not important right now
Anyways, Mobius basically stole their genes off their clothes or something so she wouldn’t have to use any of Klein’s in the prototypes for her experiments
Alhaitham was the first successful artificial life she made and she just sorta handed him off to Kevin and Su and they both sorta just “aight, guess we have a kid now”
Mobius still got to be his grandma though and watched him a lot while Kevin and Su (well, Su mostly. Kevin was there more as a bodyguard) were off doing research in the chasm (which is why Alhaitham is the way he is)
#honkai impact#genshin impact#what this AU totally isn’t an excuse to point out signs that the Honkai is leaking into Genshin what are you talking about#this is a reminder that all Irminsul trees in Teyvat are connected and part of the same tree (read: the imaginary tree probably)#so I don’t want to see a single ‘um actually- none of this is related at all’#especially since this is mostly me having fun with an AU fanfic#but ya interesting that the things plaguing Sumeru (a nation named after tech from Honkai) are withering and a disease that transforms peopl#this is a reminder that Honkai roughly translates to ‘decay’#Klein: a girl so boobless and assless you could skip her like a prized stone#ya I ignore the canon models a lot and y’all are just gonna have to get use to that#no mantis genes here so Mobi and Klein are just old here#they’re both between 40-60#Klein looks a bit older though cuz chronic illness is a bitch and ages you#I’d be so happy if I got any asks about this AU ngl#honkai su#kevin kaslana#alhaitham#honkai mobius#Honkai Klein
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