#sumeru bitches

[adventures-in-teyvat]

wanderer: you don’t know anything about me.

nahida: i know EVERYTHING about you. you are an open book written for very dumb children.

[zzz1gzag]

Put them in a team and watch them fight

[bueris]

genuinely disappointed by natlan character designs, on top of being colourist/racist to repeatedly exclude darker skin tones on everyone but enemies, it also just doesn't make sense for the region like "immersive storytelling" why the fuck is that twink reflecting 200,000 lumens off his skin when he lives in a region based off south america/africa not only does it break the suspension of disbelief but I also can't see my screen because his skin glare is vaporising my retinas

[nahrgles]

Kaveh is terribly out of loop...

[nanakorobiyaokii]

WERE ONLY HERE TO HELP THEM FIX THEIR ISSUES. 

[general-alatus]

[princess-starscourge]

Beware of spoilers for Cyno’s second story quest I guess

HAIKAVEH IS SO DOMESTIC???? I SAW SOME LEAKS BUT TO HEAR THEM WITH MY OWN EARS????

“I’ll have a cup, too”

“Can you check if the cookies are still on the table?”

“They are, as are the fruit”

THESE HOMOS HAVE THREE COUCHES AND KAVEH STILL DECIDES TO SIT ON THE TABLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ALHAITHAM???? HELLO??? HE’S COMFORTABLE????

(Lord let there be a surge in fanfics where Kaveh’s sitting on the table one day and Alhaitham can’t help himself and fucks him right then and there amen)

Now maybe I’m crazy but I swear to Nahida this is THEE only time they��ve interacted while Kaveh wasn’t standing (save for Alhaitham’s trailer). Now that sounds like a really useless observation but let me tell you why it’s not.

You are more on guard when standing. When you sit, even if you’re rigid, you automatically allow yourself to become comfortable in the space you’re in, and additionally, whoever you might be with. Sitting is peace. Sitting is comfortability. So basically, they’re married to each other.

ANYWAY

“Shall we stop by the House of Daena before heading home?”

“My thoughts exactly”

BITCH?????? HELP???????

[unicyclingskinwalker]

wish I could play genshin

I wish I could play the game BUT DONT HAVE THE DAMN STORAGE FUCK MY WALLET HAS DUST IN IT

reasons why

•Collei, I was able to read the genshin manga and I love her she is like my child

•PLEASE HOYO SHE DESERVED BETTER AHHHHHHH

•Itto and his antics because this man is as sharp as a marble

•LORE ME LOVE LORE

•*loud lore slurping noises*

•Collei bc she is just an adorable cabbage

•Jean, I swear some give this poor woman a break, a hug, and a warm blanket

•DID I SAY I HAVE A STRONG EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO COLLEI?!?

[aphel1on]

IM GONNA LOSE IT WHY IS HE SO PROTECTIVE AND KIND AND COMPASSIONATE 😭 HE'S SO QUICK TO EMPATHIZE AND BOND OVER TRAUMA WITH ANYONE AND ANYTHING 😭 HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A BANNER THIS PATCH WHY IS HE STEALING THE DAMN SHOW😭

[aetheternity]

Never letting ya'll forget how flat out mean / brutally honest Venti can be.

Hate that they changed Venti's original voiceline about Razor but I will never forget:

Hoyo needs to bring back this Venti because I fell in love with him first.

[adventures-in-teyvat]

scaramouche: uh, i think i got your lunch. *holds up a note that reads: “i am very proud of you. love, nahida”*

aether: oh yeah. i didn’t think this was for me. *holds up a note that reads: “be good. for the love of God, please be good”*

[sylvctica]

sumeru home of the homo

[the-curious-cat24]

The sumeru desert quest is full of adventures and betrayal, I knew from the start that these people are shady. Babel takes advantage of the situation with her selfish ambition. They thought they can manipulate and fool the traveler, so they are trying to manipulate Jeht as well, taking advantage of her emotional turmoil, after getting betrayed by Azariq. Many times we show evidence to Babel, reports to Babel and she handles it like its normal, that puts me off, a leader knows what happened within their circle, she knows. (Liloupar's instinct is right, she has seen these type of people and no wonder why she is rude to them, however she is getting a little warm to Jeht and Tadhla)

Babel knows how to manipulate Jeht by showing empathy and motherly love since that is what Jeht wanted. She manipulated her and took advantage of her and the traveler's relationship. I am glad that Jeht has integrity and she still remember her roots and has decision on her own now, her and benben may have a wonderful and safe adventures.

Oh Jeht! I love you so much! I am always be here for you and I hope more adventures and quest with you, please Mihoyo, this girl suffers a lot and all she wanted is somewhere she belong to, the love and companionship with true and honest people.

[nahrgles]

i've never wanted a group of characters more in a sitcom than this before

[rayonago]

natlan trailer is so ass 🔥💩 i cried 💩🔥

[tea-cat-arts]

What do you mean “if I have an AU I want to make comics for, I actually have to make the designs and draw the comics???” Why can’t I just magically manifest them into existence??? Anyways, here’s some KevinSu fam and MobiKlein fam designs and concepts for a “Flame Chasers + whoever else is convenient for me get reborn into Genshin and slowly regain their memories from Honkai” AU

Mobius and Klein were Tanit scholars/doctors

(OG Klein is the one on the far left btw. I know I changed a lot of her design elements and I’m not sure how clear that is, so I’m just specifying here. Also, it’s on the side of her belt so idk how well y’all can see it, but she has a hydro vision)

They left the tribe pretty early on (if you’ve played that quest™️, you know why. If you don’t, I’m not gonna spoil it here)

They also left so Mobi could investigate the withering and see if it might have any connections to the Honkai/ see if there was any chance of the Honkai leaking into Teyvat

Klein never got her Honkai memories back, but she still fell in love with Mobi anyways and they’re still lab partners. Mobi got her memories back fairly early on

Klein got Eleazar, so they decided to move from the desert to Sumeru city to seek better medical treatment

She’s fine now and made it through the end of the arcon quest, so she got cured 👍

Mobi is a professor at the academia

Her students are terrified of her

So usual Mobius shenanigans

Being a professor also put her in a position where she’s closer to Irminsul, so she’s content with the situation

The matra know damn well she’s continuing her artificial life experiments, but they can’t prove shit so she’s in the clear

Alhaitham was the first successful clone baby she made, Klein jr was the second

The thing Elysia did to Su’s arm stuck through the reincarnation, so Su got his memories back very early on

He grew up on the same block as Fu Hua over in Liyue harbor, but she didn’t get her memories back until her late teens

Su grew up hearing a lot of stories about the chasm, and he was worried that it might have something to do with the Honkai

But he didn’t actually have the clearance to investigate that, so had to go to Sumeru Academia to get the research clearance only to find out about Eleazar and the Withering and get significantly more anxious

Imagine his face after being told he has to go through med school again lmao (at least there’s legitimately different illnesses and treatments in Teyvat, so he does have something new to learn)

Anyways, he ran into Mobi and Kevin at the Academia

Kevin grew up in Mondstad and got his memories back in his early 20s. He moved to Sumeru city because he thought it’d be the place with highest chance of him running into someone he knows so that they can explain wtf is going on

Kevin and Su got married somewhere along the way I guess, but that’s not important right now

Anyways, Mobius basically stole their genes off their clothes or something so she wouldn’t have to use any of Klein’s in the prototypes for her experiments

Alhaitham was the first successful artificial life she made and she just sorta handed him off to Kevin and Su and they both sorta just “aight, guess we have a kid now”

Mobius still got to be his grandma though and watched him a lot while Kevin and Su (well, Su mostly. Kevin was there more as a bodyguard) were off doing research in the chasm (which is why Alhaitham is the way he is)