#sumeru bitches

[adventures-in-teyvat]

wanderer: you don’t know anything about me.

nahida: i know EVERYTHING about you. you are an open book written for very dumb children.

[zzz1gzag]

Put them in a team and watch them fight

[onecalypso]

this is kinda all i gathered from sumeru act 2

[bueris]

genuinely disappointed by natlan character designs, on top of being colourist/racist to repeatedly exclude darker skin tones on everyone but enemies, it also just doesn't make sense for the region like "immersive storytelling" why the fuck is that twink reflecting 200,000 lumens off his skin when he lives in a region based off south america/africa not only does it break the suspension of disbelief but I also can't see my screen because his skin glare is vaporising my retinas

[nahrgles]

Kaveh is terribly out of loop...

[nanakorobiyaokii]

WERE ONLY HERE TO HELP THEM FIX THEIR ISSUES. 

[dee-daa]

i remember when alhaitham first appeared in genshin and me and my friend were talking about why i like him and she was like "you like his pecs, right?" and i was like "well, yeah." and she didn't let me finish and add the other reasons why i like him like bruh...

anyway, alhaitham is extremely kind but expresses it in a way that most people don't understand and i honestly really relate to him for having the whole "seeming too cold to be spoken to" vibe, and the fact that we both hate doing what doesn't interest us, and our dislike for loudness (and probably other stuff, but my brain is running on a cup of vanilla cappuccino and simping magic, so i forgor)

[general-alatus]

[princess-starscourge]

Beware of spoilers for Cyno’s second story quest I guess

HAIKAVEH IS SO DOMESTIC???? I SAW SOME LEAKS BUT TO HEAR THEM WITH MY OWN EARS????

“I’ll have a cup, too”

“Can you check if the cookies are still on the table?”

“They are, as are the fruit”

THESE HOMOS HAVE THREE COUCHES AND KAVEH STILL DECIDES TO SIT ON THE TABLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ALHAITHAM???? HELLO??? HE’S COMFORTABLE????

(Lord let there be a surge in fanfics where Kaveh’s sitting on the table one day and Alhaitham can’t help himself and fucks him right then and there amen)

Now maybe I’m crazy but I swear to Nahida this is THEE only time they’ve interacted while Kaveh wasn’t standing (save for Alhaitham’s trailer). Now that sounds like a really useless observation but let me tell you why it’s not.

You are more on guard when standing. When you sit, even if you’re rigid, you automatically allow yourself to become comfortable in the space you’re in, and additionally, whoever you might be with. Sitting is peace. Sitting is comfortability. So basically, they’re married to each other.

ANYWAY

“Shall we stop by the House of Daena before heading home?”

“My thoughts exactly”

BITCH?????? HELP???????

[unicyclingskinwalker]

wish I could play genshin

I wish I could play the game BUT DONT HAVE THE DAMN STORAGE FUCK MY WALLET HAS DUST IN IT

reasons why

•Collei, I was able to read the genshin manga and I love her she is like my child

•PLEASE HOYO SHE DESERVED BETTER AHHHHHHH

•Itto and his antics because this man is as sharp as a marble

•LORE ME LOVE LORE

•*loud lore slurping noises*

•Collei bc she is just an adorable cabbage

•Jean, I swear some give this poor woman a break, a hug, and a warm blanket

•DID I SAY I HAVE A STRONG EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO COLLEI?!?

[adventures-in-teyvat]

scaramouche: uh, i think i got your lunch. *holds up a note that reads: “i am very proud of you. love, nahida”*

aether: oh yeah. i didn’t think this was for me. *holds up a note that reads: “be good. for the love of God, please be good”*

[aphel1on]

IM GONNA LOSE IT WHY IS HE SO PROTECTIVE AND KIND AND COMPASSIONATE 😭 HE'S SO QUICK TO EMPATHIZE AND BOND OVER TRAUMA WITH ANYONE AND ANYTHING 😭 HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A BANNER THIS PATCH WHY IS HE STEALING THE DAMN SHOW😭

[aetheternity]

Never letting ya'll forget how flat out mean / brutally honest Venti can be.

Hate that they changed Venti's original voiceline about Razor but I will never forget:

Hoyo needs to bring back this Venti because I fell in love with him first.

[sylvctica]

sumeru home of the homo

[nahrgles]

i've never wanted a group of characters more in a sitcom than this before

[the-curious-cat24]

The sumeru desert quest is full of adventures and betrayal, I knew from the start that these people are shady. Babel takes advantage of the situation with her selfish ambition. They thought they can manipulate and fool the traveler, so they are trying to manipulate Jeht as well, taking advantage of her emotional turmoil, after getting betrayed by Azariq. Many times we show evidence to Babel, reports to Babel and she handles it like its normal, that puts me off, a leader knows what happened within their circle, she knows. (Liloupar's instinct is right, she has seen these type of people and no wonder why she is rude to them, however she is getting a little warm to Jeht and Tadhla)

Babel knows how to manipulate Jeht by showing empathy and motherly love since that is what Jeht wanted. She manipulated her and took advantage of her and the traveler's relationship. I am glad that Jeht has integrity and she still remember her roots and has decision on her own now, her and benben may have a wonderful and safe adventures.

Oh Jeht! I love you so much! I am always be here for you and I hope more adventures and quest with you, please Mihoyo, this girl suffers a lot and all she wanted is somewhere she belong to, the love and companionship with true and honest people.