#sumeru bitches

[adventures-in-teyvat]

wanderer: you don’t know anything about me.

nahida: i know EVERYTHING about you. you are an open book written for very dumb children.

[zzz1gzag]

Put them in a team and watch them fight

[onecalypso]

this is kinda all i gathered from sumeru act 2

[bueris]

genuinely disappointed by natlan character designs, on top of being colourist/racist to repeatedly exclude darker skin tones on everyone but enemies, it also just doesn't make sense for the region like "immersive storytelling" why the fuck is that twink reflecting 200,000 lumens off his skin when he lives in a region based off south america/africa not only does it break the suspension of disbelief but I also can't see my screen because his skin glare is vaporising my retinas

[nahrgles]

Kaveh is terribly out of loop...

[icliangyu]

first finished 3d art of the year...wanted to warm up with genshin's treasure compass since it's one of the most useful items i've been using (also been looking for those aranara.....WHERE ARE YOU)

[originalgenshinscenarios]

Okay I'm done with Natlan and Citlali's quest

My opinion on Citlali improved slightly, but the rest... Ehhh... No. I'm not gonna say that Natlan was bad, cause ngl for me the most boring archon quest was Sumeru. (And I'm saying it because of the fact that the dream loop was ridiculous and I hated it just as much as I hate Nahida which is a ToN)

Spolier rant in tags

[dee-daa]

i remember when alhaitham first appeared in genshin and me and my friend were talking about why i like him and she was like "you like his pecs, right?" and i was like "well, yeah." and she didn't let me finish and add the other reasons why i like him like bruh...

anyway, alhaitham is extremely kind but expresses it in a way that most people don't understand and i honestly really relate to him for having the whole "seeming too cold to be spoken to" vibe, and the fact that we both hate doing what doesn't interest us, and our dislike for loudness (and probably other stuff, but my brain is running on a cup of vanilla cappuccino and simping magic, so i forgor)

[rizaelei]

Secret Santa for my phonetic twin, the lovely Reese @queer-aunty they're amazing and they managed to convert me to the ship 😋😋

[general-alatus]

[adventures-in-teyvat]

scaramouche: uh, i think i got your lunch. *holds up a note that reads: “i am very proud of you. love, nahida”*

aether: oh yeah. i didn’t think this was for me. *holds up a note that reads: “be good. for the love of God, please be good”*

[princess-starscourge]

Beware of spoilers for Cyno’s second story quest I guess

HAIKAVEH IS SO DOMESTIC???? I SAW SOME LEAKS BUT TO HEAR THEM WITH MY OWN EARS????

“I’ll have a cup, too”

“Can you check if the cookies are still on the table?”

“They are, as are the fruit”

THESE HOMOS HAVE THREE COUCHES AND KAVEH STILL DECIDES TO SIT ON THE TABLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ALHAITHAM???? HELLO??? HE’S COMFORTABLE????

(Lord let there be a surge in fanfics where Kaveh’s sitting on the table one day and Alhaitham can’t help himself and fucks him right then and there amen)

Now maybe I’m crazy but I swear to Nahida this is THEE only time they’ve interacted while Kaveh wasn’t standing (save for Alhaitham’s trailer). Now that sounds like a really useless observation but let me tell you why it’s not.

You are more on guard when standing. When you sit, even if you’re rigid, you automatically allow yourself to become comfortable in the space you’re in, and additionally, whoever you might be with. Sitting is peace. Sitting is comfortability. So basically, they’re married to each other.

ANYWAY

“Shall we stop by the House of Daena before heading home?”

“My thoughts exactly”

BITCH?????? HELP???????

[unicyclingskinwalker]

wish I could play genshin

I wish I could play the game BUT DONT HAVE THE DAMN STORAGE FUCK MY WALLET HAS DUST IN IT

reasons why

•Collei, I was able to read the genshin manga and I love her she is like my child

•PLEASE HOYO SHE DESERVED BETTER AHHHHHHH

•Itto and his antics because this man is as sharp as a marble

•LORE ME LOVE LORE

•*loud lore slurping noises*

•Collei bc she is just an adorable cabbage

•Jean, I swear some give this poor woman a break, a hug, and a warm blanket

•DID I SAY I HAVE A STRONG EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO COLLEI?!?

[aphel1on]

IM GONNA LOSE IT WHY IS HE SO PROTECTIVE AND KIND AND COMPASSIONATE 😭 HE'S SO QUICK TO EMPATHIZE AND BOND OVER TRAUMA WITH ANYONE AND ANYTHING 😭 HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A BANNER THIS PATCH WHY IS HE STEALING THE DAMN SHOW😭

[sylvctica]

sumeru home of the homo

[rayonago]

natlan trailer is so ass 🔥💩 i cried 💩🔥