#sugarplum tf

[annie-sins]

12 Days of Fatmas - Day 5: Sugarplum 🍑

[midnightwriter21]

jjk hcs: toji & inumaki as boyfriends

characters: toji fushiguro & toge inumaki

warnings: slight toji slander hehe, nothing else i think?

an: read gojo & nanami version HERE read yuji, yuta, and megumi version HERE

TOJI FUSHIGURO

lord he is too fine

i’m so sorry for the toji simps myself included

cause you have the most nonchalant boyfriend to ever exist

he’s one of the “babe relaaaaxxxx. it’s not even a big deal.” boyfriends

and that’s cause for toji…. nothing is ever a big deal

unlessssss *wink wink*

unless you happen to be in danger

bc then toji is doing whatever it takes to make you safe

and i do mean whatever it takes

don’t expect fancy dates that take a lot of effort

toji’s version of a “fancy” date is taking you to the food court at the mall

and by taking you i mean he walks with you there and then makes you pay for the food

broke ass

he doesn’t really care about pda

toji does what toji wants

if he wants to pull you into his lap in the middle of a meeting with a client?

then he’s pulling you into his lap tf

and you’re gonna sit there until the meeting is over

if he wants to stick his tongue down your throat in the middle of a park?

he’s finding y’all a nice comfy bench to sit on and he’s pulling you in to meet his lips

toji WILL go radio silent out of nowhere

sometimes you’ll go days

maybe even weeks

without hearing from him

he always turns back up though

he’s like the stray dog that you start leaving food out for that disappears and reappears at will

he’s got nicknames for dayyysssss

but you never know what context he’s using them in

for example:

princess (derogatory)

brat (affectionate)

yeah anyways 10/10 would let him treat me like shit

TOGE INUMAKI

*sigh* he’s so baby girl sugarplum gumdrop angel face pookie bear handsome boy

so uh let’s address the obvious here…

mans can’t physically converse with you

BUT

inumaki is 100% the best of the jjk boys when it comes to communication!!

whether y’all talk using sign language, texting, a dry erase board, etc.

he is great when it comes to discussing feelings/ problems/ literally anything else

just uh… not verbally

now jjk usually portrays gojo and yuji as comedic relief

but inumaki? is a CLOWNNNNN

swear

i just know he’s funny asf

his facial expressions have to be top tier

and just imagine everybody having a lil sorcerer meeting. everybody is super serious and then you just hear “tuna mayo” come from the corner

bruh i would not be able to contain myself i would laugh til i cried

inumaki is stage 5 clinger!!!

bro is so open with the pda

he uses pda as an excuse to show you off brag

he spots some guys eyeing you from across the street?

he’s slipping his hand in your back pocket, giving you a lil squeeze and shooting them a smug smirk

and he is SMOOTHHHHH

bro can’t even speak to you but everything he does is so smooth

ong his rizz is top tier

as for nicknames…

since he can’t say normal words I like to think he’d find the name of a food that he can call you as a replacement lol

ex. when u blush he calls you out on it by poking your cheek and calling you “tomato”

boyyyy if you don’t find a cuter food name to call me

yeah i love him

[scorpius-major]

#My little honey bun snickerdoodle!

Ft: Scaramouche/wanderer

In which you call scara pet names that get increasingly more concerning as time goes on

so I saw this idea as a couple’s prank on tik tok and thought to myself “damn that would annoy tf outta scara” so here we are lmao

Well first off he wouldn’t be too used to being referred to in a positive way, let alone with a pet name

The first time you do he is very confused

Needless to say he doesn’t really understand the purpose or hype behind it (or maybe bc he was bitchless before you, but you never know)

The more you do it the more accustomed he is to it

More accustomed to being called love or honey

Scara doesn’t really reciprocate the names at first

Opting to call you simply by your name

However later in the relationship I can see him saying love or darling

You won’t ever catch him saying babygirl that’s where he draws the line

But he wasn’t ready for what you called him next

“Hey my little boo boo bear, how’s your day been?”

Did you just call him what he think you just called him?

Needless to say he was flabbergasted

He literally does not know how to react, let alone say anything

Scara just stands there, looking at you

Gets slightly embarrassed if you laugh

Like a “how dare you laugh at me do you have any idea what I am capable of”

All while his face is red af

Bonus points if he’s still the Balladeer and you do it in front of his coworkers

In fact, yes do it

Call scara your little “sugarplum honey dew nutter butter bar” in front of the other harbingers

And then just wait

Wait for one of them (probably Childe) to start laughing and wheezing

Honestly after a while he gets used to it

Yelling “schmoopy bear” across the room and then running at him is kinda a normal occurrence nowadays

He tries to throw some back at you, but kinda fails ngl

Give him some credit he’s trying his best

He once tried to call you his “bowl of fruit loops���

But he cringed and never did it again lmao

He has a little notebook where he jots down all the names you call him

“Tater tot num nums” was one of the ones he was the most confused about

He secretly likes it

If anyone else were to try and call him things like that it would quite literally be on sight

So consider yourself lucky with that one

[imsparky2002]

Barbie in the Nutcracker: First Thoughts

The following is my thoughts while watching this for the first time.

Credits look awful. Still, it’s 2001 and this is the first installment so I’ll give it a pass.

Only know the basic Nutcracker song and theme but nice that it uses an orchestra

Barbie herself doesn’t look too bad but her little sis… yikes.

Kinda weird to see these dolls moving like mocap performers.

Heh! Barbie’s voice actor has the same name as her little sister.

Kelly very clearly sounds like an adult woman trying to do a kiddish voice.

Lipsyncing is odd, looks more like generic flapping.

Surprisingly decent snow effects.

I’m assuming Clara’s parents are either dead or abandoned them. Or they could also just be on vacation.

Is it wrong that I find Grandpa cute? Gives off a very distinguished vibe. Especially that voice.

They call gingerbread houses “christmas boxes”? That’s… interesting.

Kinda wish they gave Clara a different voice from Barbie, or at the very least a different hairstyle.

The lighting is actually pretty good! Nice warm hues, makes me feel like I’m at a cozy inn.

Her little brother looks like the kids who played Fortnite and would tease me in high school. Of course his name is fuckin’ Tommy.

This CGI is reminding me of early PS2 cutscenes.

Aunt Drosselmayer’s got that 90’s Leo DiCaprio/Hugh Grant parting in her hair. Bleh.

Why is Clara the only blonde in the family?

Ooh! We’ve got some family drama between Auntie and Grandpa. This is getting juicy.

Elizabeth is giving me confident bisexual vibes with the voice and manner of movement. Bet you that’s why Grandpa doesn’t trust her.

Looking at the wiki I just found out that Trixie’s VA voices the Aunt, Starlight’s VA is Barbie and Cadence’s VA is one of the kids! Must be a Canadian production.

I will never not find the word “nutcracker” to be hilarious.

Clara, why tf are you fighting over a toy with your lil brother? You’re like… 17? 18? I dunno but it’s way too old.

Seriously they gave Tommy the most punchable face ever. Not that I’d ever punch a kid but I can see why other kids his age would deck him.

Magic shenanigans are ensuing.

I like the medeival look of the rats. The CGI actually fits them well.

Clara wakes up to see an anthropomorphic warrior rat right next to her eating something and is just like “goddamn it, git ya varmint!” I love it.

Oh, she thinks she’s dreaming. That makes sense to why she’s so calm.

Hmm… I feel like the Rat King should look a bit more evil, and larger as well. Still, TIM CURRY! I’m gonna LOVE this.

Woah! We’re getting a fight scene! A swordfighting scene to be exact!

Oooh the Rat King’s magic and can shapeshift his weapon. That’s metal AF.

Tim Curry putting everything into his performance as usual.

I’m kinda surprised we’re already getting a Nutcracker-Rat King battle. I’d have thought they’d save that sorta thing until the third act.

Did they really have to change it to Sugarplum Princess? Fairy just sounds more powerful.

Wow! This snowy cave is beautiful! Something out of a classic painting.

EWWW THESE LIL SNOW FAIRIES LOOK DISGUSTING!

Did this nutfucker not realize that an icy fortress would have ice for the walls?

The fairies doing ballet looks weird because they have nothing to stand on.

Please don’t tell me the small fairy is staying, I hate her.

Dance is currently reminding me of Fantasia.

“The fairies probably went off to make a blizzard somewhere”. The way he said that nonchalantly had me cackling.

The effect of Clara’s footsteps turning into flowers is beautiful.

Pimm sounds like he’s an absolute troll online. Also gives me Psychicpebbles vibes (though I know it’s not him).

Wow the Rat King is a straight up genocider.

Why do all the kids look like Kelly?

OH DEAR GOD THAT LITTLE BOY LOOKS HORRIFYING.

Wait Prince Eric? Are they legally allowed to call him that? We all know how much Disney loves copyrights.

Man these kids are little shits and their outfits are gagworthy.

Major Mint definitely got a big personality, and the voice actor does a good job with it.

Ok Mint is hilarious and is so far the best part of the movie.

Nice to see some Asian rep with Captain Candy.

Wow, Rat King turns his failed employees into stone. Dark!

The zoom in on the Rat King as he says “that’s it?” made me giggle.

Thomas Astruc looked at the Rock Golem and got his first idea for an akuma.

Wait how the hell does Clara know that the Nutcracker is Prince Eric? I mean I already assumed because of the plot of the original ballet, but how does she know?!

The bridge scene gives me the willies, since I’m afraid of heights.

Wow this flower fairy is the only kid-looking character that has a decent design.

Didn’t expect a song to be interrupted by an enemy.

Lol, the Major’s monocle falls off as he sees the giant.

Glad to see the fairies serve a purpose other than dancing. Kick that giant’s ass!

Captain Candy’s a better man than Mint, as he actually makes sure that he gets saved.

Once again, the island is beautiful! Reminds me of Oz with the colored roads.

Ooh clever! At first I thought the castle’s backdrop looked really fake but I just factored it was because it’s 2001 CGI. But it was actually a trap!

Nice we see a test of Clara’s character that she passed.

The invisble hand touching Clara’s hand is actually making me feel kinda teary-eyed internally.

The Rat King definitely has a Napoleon complex.

Loving the character arc for Nutcracker with his final duel.

Ah! So now the Rat King is growing. Fits for the climax.

Huh… Prince Eric looks more like Jimmy Pesto than a prince.

Lol Major Mint realizes he’s been shittalking the prince.

Huh, so Clara’s the princess? I guess it sorta makes sense since it’s her dream.

For those princes out there who are hated by the public, all ya gotta do is fight a giant mouse.

Mint and Candy got the moves! Best dancers of the entire movie.

The final dance between Eric and Clara is absolutely gorgeous.

The villain was taken down by a snowball… I love it.

God Kelly Sheridan and Kirby Morrow really put everything into the scene where Clara disappears.

Lol Kelly’s Canana accent shows up when she says “It’s not a story”.

“What’s all this foolishness about mice kings and bats, Clara? Enough of your womenly hysteria! Time for a lobotomy!” Grandpa, basically.

Actually now that he’s in a suit, Eric looks a lot hotter.

I’m surprised Barbie’s little sister had the attention span to listen to a 1 hour story.

I'll be making a full review of the film soon. Let me know thoughts in the comments and reblogs. @artzychic27 @msweebyness

[dotieeee]

imagine they’re in bed and Nellie’s asleep and she like whispers Sej’s name in her sleep and snowball (who’s probably just staring at her bc that man DOES NOT have a healthy sleep schedule) being like ‘No fucking way’ and staying super pissed in the morning. And Nellie’s super confused like ‘wtf did I do this time??’

OMFG MY DEAR ANON!!! thank you for making me laugh with this 😂😂😂

Honestly this just cements what I told @mavkaorlova that Snowball is the WIFE in the relationship 😂😂😂 the stereotype of the wife thinking the husband is cheating on her in his sleep but flipped??? PEAK comedy

Nellie be just having her morning coffee trying her best to hold it together and Snowball looking all upset, pouting and all 'you said his name in your sleep you're cheating on me'

My brother in Christ the boi in question is dead because of you i oop 😭😂🤣

On a serious note, he'd definitely take this against her and probably just kiss her at once the next time she speaks the name in her sleep and Nellie would be like 'why tf did you wake me up???' And he's like 'you were having a nightmare' 🙄😠🤨

And then he'll probably slip a no-dream-sleeping draught in her drink at night or make her take it so she doesn't do it anymore and he'll gaslight her saying 'I just don't want you to have those nightmares anymore, my dear sugarplum, I'm only trying to help'

[carewyncromwell]

“A waltz when she walks in the room, She pulls back the hair from her face. She turns to the window to sway in the moonlight... Even her shadow has grace. A waltz for the girl out of reach, She lifts her hands up to the sky. She moves with the music; The song is her lover; The melody's making her cry... So she dances, in and out of the crowd, like a glance... This romance is from afar, calling me silently...”

~“So She Dances,” by Josh Groban

x~x~x~x

And to cap off my set of Valentine’s Day posts where I feature my MC’s and someone they care about...last but not least is my HPHL kelpie kid Ru! In the above picture, they’re pictured with Galen Stagg, who belongs to @cursebreakerfarrier, but this picture, this post, and this basic AF pencil test animation are actually about Ru’s relationship with their “keeper” and ttly-not-girlfriend Estrid Soelberg @that-ravenpuff-witch! (I wanted to overlay the two images, but the online sources I tried using to do so weren’t cooperating, so...eh. Here they are separately. XD)

When the kelpie who’d taken on the identity of the Ravenclaw student Rudolph Ollivander first encountered Estrid Soelberg, they did not like her. How could they, when it was because of her that they now wore a silver chain around their neck that she could use like a “leash” and keep them from transforming back into their true form and eating anything or anyone she disapproved of? Naturally Estrid didn’t care for Ru much either -- and really, considering that they nearly ate a first year, that also was pretty understandable. Over time, though, Estrid’s stance softened somewhat, upon realizing that there was an oddly sympathetic side to the carnivorous kelpie.

For one, Ru absolutely loved being at Hogwarts. It wasn’t obvious at first, given how laid-back and aloof they were, but their electric blue eyes were always bright and aware, never missing out on a single detail. Ru would spend hours and hours every day in the Hogwarts library, devouring every book they could. They would explore every corner of the castle grounds and memorize every shred of knowledge that came under their nose. They collected knick knacks and jewelry from Hogsmeade, even going so far as to pierce their ears in their third year, to the horror of all of the adults, both inside and outside of school. And this didn’t even touch on Ru’s great passion for history, magical creatures, Herbology, art, and especially photography. Their still Muggle photographs were always crystal clear and striking, from a view of the Black Lake taken from the Owlery to close-ups on the details of the winged boar statues near the front gates. Ru’s Muggle-style photography came alive in a way that magical photography -- which was still in its infancy and quite low in quality -- couldn’t capture. On the Christmas break of their third year, Ru also discovered and became very enamored with Muggle animation, which made crude drawings come to life -- Estrid, despite her best efforts, couldn’t bite back her laughter upon finding out that Ru had requested the permission of one of the snobbier girls in their year to use her as a model for an animation, only for the finished product to end up being of the girl picking her nose with her pinky finger.

As Estrid got to know Ru better, she decided to try showing them more compassion. For as inhuman as Ru was, and how eccentric, cold, and rude as they could be, their enrollment at Hogwarts truly didn’t seem to be motivated by anything malevolent -- it had truly just been the only way they saw for them to attend this school they’d been watching from afar and longed to see up close. And Estrid treating Ru with more respect and kindness, little by little, wore down Ru’s walls enough that they didn’t dislike her quite so much either. She not only was insightful enough to suss out that they didn’t like eating around other people and showed them the Hogwarts kitchens so that they’d have a place where they could eat in peace, but she didn’t see the need to fill the silence with worthless conversation the way so many of their classmates did. She could sometimes just let a moment be, let the emotions and time just rest for a while. With that, though, Estrid was actually a rather interesting person too, in her own way. She had her fair share of admirers for her appearance (which Ru acknowledged was decent enough, by human sensibilities), but she seemed actively disinterested and uncomfortable about it, instead being the type who was unafraid of being on her own. And yet despite this, Estrid truly wasn’t a loner like Ru was -- she had a gentle hand with creatures of all kinds, an artistic eye, and a soft smile that she rarely showed to much of anyone, but was always sincere. Most striking of all to Ru, though, was the way she moved when she danced. The way her limbs bent and stretched with such grace fascinated Ru. They wished they could slow down time sometimes, just to analyze every tiny little flick of her fingers or flourish of her ankle. Knowing that they couldn’t take enough pictures to capture the grace of her movements, and not yet having a camera that could take moving pictures, Ru settled on trying to animate Estrid. Most of the animations were very crude in the beginning, consisting of nothing but stick figures, but little by little, Ru studied the proportions of the human body (very different than that of a kelpie!) and tried to refine their technique. And before long, all of their animations ended up being modeled on Estrid some way or another -- the vast majority of them being her dancing ballet.

Another person who’d be in the room sometimes when Estrid was dancing was their yearmate Galen Stagg, who often practiced the piano while Estrid was dancing. Ru found the Gryffindor inoffensive for the most part -- like Ru and Estrid, he had a talent for Herbology and Care of Magical Creatures (Ru could sense that Galen in particular had a magical gift for communicating with creatures, even more than Ru themselves did, considering they were actually a kelpie), so sometimes the three of them would end up in the library studying at the same table before a test. Galen was a bit of pansy to Ru’s taste, given his dislike for conflict or confrontation, but he like Estrid was soft-spoken enough that he never gave Ru any real headaches.

One day while Estrid was dancing and Ru sat off on the sidelines (sitting with their legs crumpled up in such a manner that one could wonder if they’d ever learned how to cross their legs properly), Galen took a break from playing to come over and sit down next to the messily-dressed Ravenclaw on the floor. Although he himself really enjoyed drawing too, he’d always felt like Ru tolerated him more than liked him and so had been hesitant to ask Ru if he could see any of their artwork. This day, though, he finally mustered up the courage to ask.

“...May...may I see what you’re working on?”

Ru lowered the page they’d lifted to fine-tune and shot a look out the side of their eye at him.

“...It’s not finished,” they said bluntly.

“That’s all right!” said Galen self-consciously. “That is...I don’t mind, if it’s still sketchy.”

Ru considered him for a moment silently. Just when Galen opened his mouth, ready to say that Ru didn’t have to if they didn’t want to, the kelpie held their sketchbook out in one hand for Galen to take.

With a surprised, but relieved blink, Galen took it and looked at the top page. It was still only a cluster of loosely connected circles and ovals, but Galen could just barely make out what it was.

“It’s Estrid,” he realized, his jade-colored eyes lighting up. “Isn’t it?”

Ru nodded curtly, their gaze drifting off to watch Estrid at the barre.

“That’s just the last frame,” they said in a very low, nonchalant voice.

“Frame?”

“Of animation. Pick up the next eight pages and flip them one by one.”

Galen did so -- and to his delight, he watched as the little cluster of ovals and circles unfolded its arms and spread them in a graceful arc that flourished at the wrists.

“Wow, Ru,” said Galen, impressed, “it looks just like Estrid! I mean, the movement looks just like hers. You really captured the grace of her arms.”

Ru’s electric blue eyes swiveled absently in Galen’s direction, but they didn’t turn around or meet his eyes. Instead their gaze returned to Estrid as they brought up a hand and smoothed some of their long black hair behind their ear.

“...You reckon?” they asked, their quiet voice oddly contemplative.

Galen looked at Ru, surprised. Were they...blushing?

Feeling a wave of compassion for the Ravenclaw all of a sudden, Galen offered them a smile.

“...Yeah. It’s really nice, Ru. I’m sure it’ll be smashing when it’s done.”

Ru’s eyes stayed on Estrid, narrowing slightly.

“The way she moves...” they said lowly, “I’ve never seen anyone else move like that. Even other dancers. It...seems like something that shouldn’t just disappear into the void, when the moment is over...like everything does, sooner or later. I’ve tried to photograph her before, but it doesn’t capture the movement. Even when I take a lot of still pictures one right after another, or when I actively try to get shots that blur, it doesn’t work. And magical photographs...hmph! They’re an absolute joke. They deteriorate so easily, and their quality is atrocious.”

Galen smiled sympathetically. “Well, wizards really have only had them for a short while...I reckon they might need a little time to catch up, right?”

Ru scoffed loudly through their nose and mouth, sounding rather like an offended horse. “It’s pathetic.”

They rested their hands behind them on the floor, leaning back slightly.

“So...the only way I could try to capture the way she moves -- to make it last, past that moment, was to draw it. It’s not exactly easy to get her hands right, though,” they added sourly under their breath.

“Hands are every artist’s Achilles’s heel, I think,” said Galen with a quiet laugh.

His green eyes softened. “...You really care about Estrid a lot, don’t you?”

Ru’s face flushed a bit more darkly as they whirled on him with a glare.

“Don’t read too much into it, Stagg. I find her movements interesting. That’s all.”

Despite Ru’s denials, however, Galen thought to himself that Estrid was pretty lucky, to have someone in her life who’d put in so much effort to try to memorialize her in a lasting way. He wondered if Ru even realized just how sweet and selfless of an instinct that really was.

[carelessflower]

Izzy ready to play matchmaker after her usually introverted brother calls her high as a kite waxing poetry about meeting the man of his dreams in A&E

‘Izzy, isabelle, izzyyyyyy. I need a ring ASAP. He’s here! My man, my boo, my sugarplum is here. I just want to kiss him all over. The stars in his eyes, I just- He’s SO dreamy….’

alec when his phone and his sister set him tf up:

[bitchesgetriches]

Hi bitches! I'm at a fine but sometimes frustrating desk job, and trying to get a promotion move to another team at the same company. It'd be real nice but not super urgent, but my parents keep pushing me to apply and reach out about every team opening, for several months now, Constantly. How do I avoid feeling self-sabatoging if I just chill tf out for a while and/or how to tell them to chill too?

Hi sugarplum! It's not self-sabotaging to ignore advice that's not right for you. If you're okay where you are for now, that's okay! If you're ready to make that promotion happen or look for a new job, we've got you covered there too:

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[treetownconfessions]

What kills me is how FAST Flipster gets shit done??? He went from dead asleep to somehow behind the door to somehow having that candy cane trap set up like HOW TF.

instead of sugarplums it's murder dancing in his head

[ramenandchill]

How do you think the Naruto boys would react to getting hit on? Lol

Omg this is too funny in my head 😭

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Naruto Headcannons

How the Konoha boys would react to being hit on.

Lee- the first person to come to mind is Lee lmaoo. Lee will DEFINITELY say some corny pick up line back. Like he’ll be all blushy and then say “did it hurt my SwEEt? WHeN yOu fEll frOm ThE hEavAns😍” he would also say “ WiLl yoU bE mInE mY suGaRplUm hOneYPie😍” he honestly would make fool of himself.

Naruto- Uzumaki would probably just blush. But depending on who it is though. If it’s someone who he thinks is unattractive, like if someone like Ino flirted with him or hit on him, he would probably mentally have a heart attack from panic, or mentally puke. But like someone like Hinata hits on him, and he’s smitten, his face his red, he looks away. Chile it’s the cutest thing 😭

Shino- Shino would probably straight up ignore the person foreal foreal. Like he would look at you and be like, “I HaVe nO tiME fOR roManTiC enDeaVors.” And leave. But don’t worry, he would literally be thinking about it for a fat minute after because people don’t really flirt with Shino. Like he’s really closed off too so he’s not sure how to respond to flirting besides that lmao, he’s an idiot.

Neji- Uh, The cutest of the cute. First off, he would just look at the person and then blush. LIKE SUPER HARD, like Neji looks like a Tomato. If it’s someone cute, he’ll start stuttering because he doesn’t know what to say back, like at all. And ten ten just laughs at him from the background cuz he doesn’t know what to do. If it’s someone unattractive, then he’ll be all sassy and be like, “Um Thanks, but no thanks😒.” And get up and leave, cuz the baby is just rude like that.

Kiba- My boy Kiba would get too Cocky afterwards. Like one person hits on him, he thinks he’s all that. Then he’ll go F-boy mode and be like, “Your so hot, my zipper is falling for you 👅👅” then he’s gonna get slapped for being gross and inappropriate. Then he’ll get the message that people don’t like stuff like that lmao.

Shikamaru- mr. “McDonald’s hairline would probably roll his eyes and definitely say, “what a drag 🙄 why are you doin this?” And kind of embarrass the person lmao

Choji- awww Chojis so adorable😙 . He would probably be smitten head over heels if someone hits on him. He would be super nice to them and even offer them some of his chips, and Shika and Ino are just like 😳 cuz Choji offers NOBODY his chips.

Sasuke- Oml Sasuke would scoff and be like “whatever.” Because the baby is so Emo. But, he will be blushing, he will. Trust me on this chile.

Sai- Sai would smile, and then do the thing where he says something mean but he means to be nice. He’ll be like “Thank you. I have a nick name for you, I’ll call you, Big nose! You have beautiful eyes.” And then the other person is just like, “uh. Tf” and he doesn’t understand what he said wrong 😭

( Omg I had fun writing this! These boys are crazy 😂 I hope you like it hun🤍)

[givemebokutoandiwa]

I recently started My Hero Academia... well, WHO TF LET THEM WIN MY HEART?

FIRST OF ALL, YOU SIR. WHY?! YOU’RE SO HANDSOME AND DISRESPECTFUL?!

ALSO YOU. WHY. I. AM. IN. LOVE. WITH. YOU. YOU’RE BOILING MY BLOOD

🥰 You're my Honeybunch Sugarplum 🥰

🥰 Pumpy-umpy-umpkin 🥰

🥰 You're my Sweetie Pie 🥰

Thank you for coming to my rant.

(I’m always free to talk about them and every other anime you’ve seen)

[sfjheujbdtuinb]

pandemic highlights:

-“how tf am i an essential worker”

-dunkin donuts sugarplum macchiato

-hlvrai

[bisluthq]

Look I try to never argue on the internet and to never say mean things but you're literally a walking strawman argument

Look the unfollow and block buttons are right there so look inside my sweetie my sugarplum my love my incest loving fucking freak idk what your vibe is sweetie darling sugar honey 🥺

If you had this maturity you speak to you’d walk tf away but you’re a sad freak arguing on anon with someone on the internet while being like “I’m not like other anons I don’t do this with other people” okay so then maybe you’re obsessed with me seek help idk or fuck off.

[joverflowers]

WHY TF DID JIN CUT HIS HAIR OML KAJCJALZNFJLAMCJ I'M REWATCHING THE VIDEO OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND MY REACTION IS STILL THE SAME EVERYTIME: "WHY."

Kim Seokjin is the dictionary definition of TSUNDERE I tell you… He probably went chop chop chop chop from flicking his hair just because he couldn’t see in front of him..(o_ _)ﾉ彡☆(also I laughed straight for four minutes after seeing your ask, thank you sugarplum ilysm)

[pasteljeon]

🥺🥺🥺 you’re so sweet! I really enjoy sending you messages too so I’m super glad you enjoy talking to me! And please don’t apologise! I know the stress of exams all too well so take your time, love! Wishing you all the best! 💕 Id say I’m more a plant person than my mum but she loves decorating in general and plants fall into that! Awh man, just a few days left now!! Uni really can take so much out of a person! I can’t wait for you to get a chance to relax and unwind a little bit!- sugarplum

Definitely beyond excited to yeet tf out of school 😂 what are some of your favourite plants? I once bought a cactus but it mysteriously passed, I swear I watered it sparingly like I was supposed to :( I really want to get a succulent though, cause you know ... Jibooty 🥴

What are some hobbies you're into? Maybe I'll take them up during the break too!

[vinylhazza]

this was totally not me reading this 👀

merciful FUCKING JESUS KENZIE EYE-

i am flattered and turned on and freaking gonna pass out from how HAWT that was GOD-

you either think rimming is hot or you’re wrong sorry i don’t make the rules you’re gonna sit there and tell me that i’m wrong?! AM I WRONG?! SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBB- okay sorry lol

but no seriously i love my little honeybun loviebug sugarplum fluffylump cuddlebaby so much and thank you so much for writing this for me it was so fucking good you have no idea omggggg

THIS NEEDS TO BE HYPED TF UP RIGHT NOW. LIKE RIGHT NOW.

I WANNA DO EVERYTHING. ALL OF IT. YUP. WHERE IS THE PETITION?!

gonna rock your fucking SHIT with the adam fic i’m writing for you don’t you worry honey 😈💅🏻 i’ll get payback for this

Fruit Loop (G.D.)

Summary: Grayson confesses his feelings to his best friend Morgan, scared of how she will react but things go surprisingly well. 

Word Count: 4.5k (literally the longest i’ve ever posted asdjask)

Warnings: just like the dirtiest thing i’ve ever written tbh, squirting, ass eating, the works

A/N: Morgan ( @vinylhazza​ ) is my precious lil fruit loop (hence the name) so I wrote her this fic with gray and i’m VERY nervous to post it but lmfao here we go 

You had moved to Los Angeles, just like many others, to chase your biggest dreams but little did you know that you’d be finding much much more than that. It started as just a joke between a few of your friends really, seeing some youtubers you liked growing to fame living in LA and talking about how interesting it would be to be youtubers yourselves. After a bit of joking, you had decided to make a channel, quickly amassing about 500 subscribers within a month due to your fun-loving and positive nature. You spoke about all different kinds of things, ranging from serious topics to simple and fun videos about your favorite things. After a few more months of gaining subscribers (now at about 1.5k) you decided to move to LA yourself, unfortunately leaving a few friends and family behind but it was worth it considering they were just a phone call away. You were now living in LA with a small but nice apartment and a job at a vegan bakery just to get some money saved up while your channel grew. Within a few months, you hit 3,000 subscribers but still worked at the bakery where you noticed the same two guys coming in every day.

     The first time you noticed them it had been kind of a slow day, they had come in looking like they recently came back from the beach; hair wet, swimming trunks on, and flip flops on their feet. They ordered from you very sweetly, making sure to be polite as they requested a black coffee each as well as a couple of the featured scones. They waited as you were almost distracted by how familiar the two were, studying their faces as you handed them their order. They thanked you and left, coming back almost every day after that. Taking their orders every day made you realize that they were youtubers, the Dolan twins actually, who you weren’t a viewer of but rather a few of your friends back home were so they’d be shocked to hear that you had been serving up their food for the past couple weeks. Eventually you became closer and closer to them, getting their numbers and even going out to lunch with them a couple times. After about a month of knowing them your subscribers had skyrocketed to 10k and you could officially bring in enough income to quit your job. You loved your coworkers and would hate to leave them but you let your boss know and went on your way to fulfill your true dream. 

    The twins had thrown you a small party at their house when you hit the big milestone, getting you balloons and getting a pint of your favorite ice cream for you all to sit down and eat together. Afterwards a movie was put on and you ended up falling asleep with your head on Grayson’s lap where he was sitting on the couch. He was still awake but you looked so precious when you slept that he just decided to go to sleep right there with you, leaning his head back to the couch cushion to be comfortable. The three of you woke up the next morning, you being the first as you rose off of Grayson, stretching your limbs out to get rid of the sleepiness in your muscles. You walked over to the kitchen and got a few things out to make breakfast, your time at the bakery really paying off in making some fresh bread and muffins, all vegan of course. Soon after you put the muffins into the oven Grayson woke up and walked over to you.

“Good morning Morgs. Surprised you’re the first one up.” He laughs, moving around you to grab a couple mugs from the cabinet next to you before pouring you both cups of coffee. 

“Yeah yeah Mr. early riser. Just be grateful I’m making something so delicious for you two.” You smile, returning to the muffins after the oven made a beeping noise and taking them out carefully. You had a purple oven mitt covering your hand but accidentally bumped your wrist against the hot rack that they had been set on. You almost throw the tin down onto the counter, moving your other hand to quickly grab the spot on your wrist where you were burned. 

“Fuck Morgan be careful.” Grayson put down his coffee as soon as he saw what had happened and pulled you over to the sink, forcing the burn under the cold water that soon became soothing. 

“Sorry Gray I just didn’t realize-” He interrupts you.

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