#sugar rush citizens

[ablobwhowrites]

guys I have a yandere crk idea.

Mega yap session rn

What if instead of gingerbrave and his team having to build their own kingdom, cookie y/n who is a ruler of their own kingdom let's gingerbrave stay as it was a small kingdom with a reasonable amount of cookie citizens and y/n lets them come and go whenever they please and end up staying at the kingdom but gingerbrave and his team saw how kind hearted and nice y/n was to their people and even to strangers who might need a place to stay and of course they wouldn't leave y/n's Kingdom without protection cause y/n helped them and it's the least they could do.

Slowly as new cookies came in, y/n was overwhelmed as their kingdom was small but gingerbrave got the other cookies to help make the kingdom bigger and better and y/n was thankful but was kinda felt off about the new cookies and even gingerbrave and his team as they began to act odd to y/n, whenever y/n was trying to do the most simple thing, the cookies would rush to help. Even once when y/n helped with one of their cookies citizens flower shop when they went out to get a new flower stock, suddenly rebel cookie comes out of nowhere and offers to take this duty off of y/n's hands.

Y/n does get a bit bored of doing nothing as all the cookies usually jump in to 'help' y/n with a duty when y/n was just trying to help one of their citizens. But when I tell you, y/n fainted from pure shock when they saw the ancient cookies come to their kingdom including the beasts and let me tell you the citizens where in panic cause they thought y/n just died but no they just where in shock to see the ancients and the beast in one place which was a very much shock to them. And I do imagine just y/n's helpers around the castle are the sugar gnomes and some cookies who took on the job of helping y/n with duties around the castle but the main attendant thats y/n's closes advisor is a sugar gnome named clover who doesn't really talk to anyone except if they are running a errand for y/n or something. but clover worry's about y/n's health sometimes as y/n being a ruler of the kingdom still has intense duties with trades from other kingdoms, safety of new buildings and other things and this weights on y/n heavily sometimes especially with the new cookies has them worried and the strange behavior the cookies are towards them, like some giving flowers, leaving poems for them with the name secret admirer and such.

They sometimes wonder what would have happened if they never let gingerbrave and his team in their kingdom. But they do forget about that thought as all cookies deserve good shelter and a good place to live. Also y/n definitely loves to help their citizens decorate the kingdom when holidays come around and does a kind of big feast for the kingdom (hollyberry also helped by getting drinks and helping with the preparations of the feast and festivities) as clover thinks its useless to celebrate with a big feast for such short holidays, clover does join in as to keep y/n from doing something dumb or getting hurt.

I love kingdoms ruler y/n, they keep their people safe no matter what and also love to think Mont Blanc Cookie is the unofficial personal designer for y/n's outfits and cookie y/n definitely appreciates it but they feel it's to flashy but wears it regardless and it's nice and don't know where their old fits have gone so they kinda wear Mong Blanc's custom outfits. And love the thought of rockstar (or any musical cookie that you might think fits this) like cookie outside of the castle playing songs and y/n just waking up at night as their assistant clover tells the cookie it's to late in the night to be singing and to go home, before closing the window.

(I have many more ideas for yandere crk and other y/n ideas and would love to yap about them with you guys and I'm working on more of the new home sweet home au but yeah. If you like this, please don't be shy and request any ideas for stories or y/n's that you have. But for now please stay safe and drink water!)

[s4turns-st4rs]

fireman!dean winchester who’s just being a good citizen by rushing to save you from your burning apartment.

fireman!dean who might’ve realised it was your apartment, not in a creepy way, of course. he’d just seen you around, buying groceries, walking your dog, doing other normal person stuff, and was, undeniably and unequivocally infatuated.

fireman!dean who picks you up, carrying you bridal style, his strong arms taking your weight like nothing, marching out into the cold night air. i mean, what wouldn’t the brave hero do to protect? especially a pretty girl like you.

fireman!dean who places you down to stand, still holding onto your shoulders even though you’re not longer shaking, and you finally get a good look at him. and by god, he’s gorgeous. his 5 o’clock shadow is sprinkled across his sharp jaw, freckles dotted across his tan skin which contrasts perfectly with the deep blue of his scandalously unbuttoned fireman uniform. you know it’s on purpose. his green eyes stare into your soul in a way that doesn’t feel fair. thankfully you can blame your speechlessness on the stress from the fire.

fireman!dean who can’t resist a little flirt as he makes sure you’re alright.

“ya sure you’re alright, sugar? shaken, or is that just ‘cuz of yours truly?”

fireman!dean who writes his number on a slip of paper, just in case you “ever need him again.” he also makes sure to set a day that week to come around, just to check in and see how you’re coping. even though you insist you’ll be fine, it’s not long before you’re telling him what days you’re free, and he’s skipping cats stuck in trees to visit you.

[doodle-pops]

Lords of Gondolin Baking With You For The Holidays

Requests: May I request a baking with the Lords of gondolin for the festive season, sounds both fun and chaotic. Would there be anything to eat other then a mouthful of flour you threw at each other? Probably not. Unless you feel like eating cinnamon goop and crunchy burnt cookies. – anon

A/N: I really enjoyed writing this request, especially with Christmas approaching and the baking season in the air. Thanks for this request anon. Enjoy!

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Galdor

◇ He’s just too good when it comes to averaging ingredients, though he often got distracted by your playful antics each time you tried to eat the ingredients or break his concentration as he poured the vanilla syrup or honey. “Are you trying to sabotage my cookies?” he’ll whine when you throw flour at him.

◇ Might realise too late that you’re missing one of the ingredients—powdered sugar—and have to make a quick rush to the market. This unfortunately turns into a shopping spree where you two would return with extra ingredients.

◇ You’re the one to start a fight while Galdor is attempting to maintain the peace and his station clean, so your extra flour and eggs don’t end up in his bowl of cake batter. At some point, he got dragged into your ruffian behaviour and ended up covered in flour.

◇ Despite being the one making the cake and cookies, his knack for ‘quality control’ resulted in him tasting the batter/dough too often.

◇ When the first batch did come out of the oven, it was burnt which left you questioning all of Galdor’s ‘phenomenal’ cooking abilities he was renowned for. “I thought you were a great chef?” “I am, but when I have a little mouse in the kitchen, what else to expect?”

◇ Offended. At least there were a few cookies saved from the extra crispiness and the cake was decent to still enjoy your day’s labour.

Ecthelion

◇ He takes baking for the holidays the same as any military operation—detailed with a precise layout, and no straying from the outline. You will be gently scolded each time you attempt to do your own thing. Like measuring without measuring cups and spoon. He doesn’t do the whole ‘pour until your ancestors tell you to stop.’

◇ But Thel being Thel, still couldn’t resist breaking his own rules when the chocolate chip cookie dough was looking delicious and sticking his fingers to scoop a dollop. “Just checking to make sure they’re not poisoned.” As he shoves a spoonful in his mouth.

◇ You somehow managed to end up with too much dough? despite the way he was eating the dough each time you turned your back. He decided that you should share it, leading to an impromptu cookie giveaway.

◇ Spends a good portion of the evening walking through the streets of Gondolin handing cookies on trays to the citizens and his servants. Even Turgon is happy to receive his batch of cookies for the holidays.

◇ When it came to decorating, he took pride in it, the same way he takes pride in his appearance. He is in charge of the designs and hands out a sheet of paper filled with patterns for you to follow. Do not diverge from the original patterns, you’re ruining the aesthetic.

◇ At least in the end, you had the perfect batch of cookies to sit by the fireplace and eat with a nice glass of milk.

Glorfindel

◇ You’re never getting anything done on time, and surely your cake or cookies will be burnt because of his distractions. Which leads to you making a fresh batch and shooing him out the kitchen. He comes right back after sneaking in.

◇ Eats the dough like it’s food and gets all puzzled when you scold him for reducing the volume. “Laurë! We’ll have none by the time you’re finished! And you’ll get sick if you continue to eat the raw dough!”

◇ With a mouth full of dough, he looked hurt that you would deny him the right to taste-test the desserts to ensure the quality was up to his standards. “I just wanted to taste the cookies. Don’t have to be so mean.” Guilt trips you into letting him eat more.

◇ You obviously end up with less dough and Laurë earns himself a tummy ache from how much dough he ate raw. Some dough had less of certain ingredients while others had too much because he pulled you to dance in the middle of measuring, so you forgot and mismanaged.

◇ You end up with cookies that were undercooked, overcooked and er…not cookies? Still, it didn’t bother him because he was willing to enjoy the hard labour of your fantastic baking.

◇ “Baking is an art, and although it may not appear the way we intended, there is merit and beauty in the outcome.” He would cheer as he plopped a cookie into his mouth while you stood there with an exasperated look. Like he was the reason for the cookies being that way.

Egalmoth

◇ He wants to make gingerbread houses, cinnamon rolls, a ton of cookies and cake and roast turkey or chicken all on the same day at the same time. He’s elaborate about the activity if you haven’t caught on.

◇ When it comes to designing, he’s in charge and has everything in order, down to how to position the desserts and food on the table. Perfectionist, often redoing the steps to get them right. “Patience is key, darling,” he reminds you and boops your nose with frosting.

◇ Despite his meticulous nature, he loves a good laugh when things don’t go right. The image in his head wasn’t aligning with the image displayed after piping frosting on the cake to resemble the Christmas tree you drew on the paper.

◇ Mentions something about your artistry skills when it comes to drawing needs to be worked on so he could have a better understanding of what he was working with. That was enough for you to dump flour on his head.

◇ Did not take his clothes and hair becoming a mess because he put a lot of effort into appearing splendid to bake alongside you. So, if he had to look like a mess, so did you. “You look cute with all that flour and eggs—I might bake you instead to eat.”

◇ By the time you two were finished, the way you two were a mess, might as well hop into the oven to bake. More ingredients were wasted than used, and you found yourself eating the remaining frosting and dough off your hand.

Rog

◇ Rog’s all about efficiency, turning your baking session into a well-oiled machine. For him, it feels as though he’s back in the forges, about to craft an art piece with meticulous create and precision.

◇ You ought to expect his knack for improvising, often adding unexpected ingredients into the mix with confidence. “Trust me, mírë. It will taste great.” As he throws in peppermint, nuts and extra vanilla.

◇ Between the two of you, you’re the one who steals dough from the bowl when he isn’t looking or bribes him with kisses to have extra cookies. So easily he falls for your charm because he can never say no with those puppy eyes.

◇ Somewhere in the mix, the oven malfunctioned, which was no strenuous task for Rog to fix. You got to stand by and hand him his tools while watching his muscles flex and look like something to take a bite out of.

◇ With his skills and confidence, you two will end up with a variety of cookies, some traditional, others experimental. “A little bit of everything makes the holidays nice.”

◇ You two made just enough cookies to eat and also share with his fellow Lords and craftsmen he works within the forges. He left the wrapping and little notes for you since he prefers your handwriting suitable for the holidays.

Maeglin

◇ He was surprisingly enthusiastic about baking, eager to try new recipes with you and make new memories. The entire time, he would stand close by as he listened to your instructions and your patient voice as you guided him on how to mix or measure.

◇ Did have a tendency to get lost in the process, forgetting to remember the baking or resting period, so you might get burnt cookies and overrisen bread. Can’t blame him, you’re in the kitchen, an obvious distraction.

◇ He compares his crafting to baking cookies and wonders how could something so simple be difficult as he held up a burnt cookie that didn’t match the snowflake stencil.

◇ Discovered that you should leave the decorating to him when you explained piping the frosting on the cake and icing on the cookies. Even the gingerbread house was a masterpiece after leaving it in his hands. He designed an entire castle.

◇ When you happen to run out of frosting and icing, or the edible beads, he suggests a trip to the pastry shop for more items which results in Maeglin growing excited at the assortment of decorations and requests to buy out the entire shop.

◇ By the end, most of your desserts are more decorations than cake and cookies to eat. The layers you might have to bite through before you taste the pastry is immaculate. At least he had fun participating.

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[king-crawler]

In your video about Turbo (love it, I’ve been repeat watching it for ever) you said King Candy was like a parasite, cause he wasn’t infinitely making copies of himself?

But it got me thinking about the Sugar Rush Racers, a bit. And how they parrot what he says, and his actions?

So maybe he IS a virus, and instead duplicates himself via influencing the citizens of Sugar Rush to act as he says instead, as a more metaphorical thing.

I was wondering if that makes sense to you hahaha

YES HIS IDEOLOGY SPREADS LIKE A VIRUS HIS HORRENDOUS INFLUENCE

[shalomsexual]

CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

Prompt: In which you and your girlfriends go Christmas shopping.

Warnings: Flirtatious comments, dirty jokes...

Game: Path to nowhere

Love interests: Cabernet, Eirene and Chelsea

Snow fell heavily upon the roof of the buildings; the cool wind roared furiously. Eastside was unusually busy, many citizens rushed to get the best deals on certain items that they needed. It was a lovely morning for shopping- according to Chelsea. Indeed you all had to go shopping as the Christmas season had approached. Getting dressed in a white coat, adorned with fluff, you looked at the time, 9:42 am.

Cabernet and you sat on the couch, awaiting Chelsea and Eirene as they both always take a decade before getting ready. "Do you the list, dearest?" Cabernet asked, her milky thick thighs resting ontop of yours. You nodded, eyes glued to her body. She smirked, knowing the effect she had on you. The two ladies had finally gotten ready, both of them wearing different but similar outfits.

"Really, you couldn't help but copy my style Quinn?" The pink haired woman retorted with a scoff.

"For your information I picked this jacket up first," Eirene shot back with sass. An invisible rod of lightening had formed between them as they glared at each other until you had to intervene.

"Now now my darlings, it's a lovely day. We shouldn't fight." You hugged them both, one arms wrapping around each of their waists. Reluctantly, they muttered an apology to you as Cabernet watched with a hint of smile of her face. The four of you made your way to the car, with Chelsea in the front, you in the driver's seat and the other two at the back.

Chelsea was the one who directed you to the stores that you had to go. The first store wasn't too busy, it had a small number of persons who were going in and out. "Let's see, the first thing on the list are Christmas lights. We'll need a few boxes since it's a large house." Eirene glanced through the aisles looking for the lights.

"But we won't be decorating the ENTIRE house now would we? Besides, I'm a gem. I can't perform any climbing duties." Chelsea huffed.

"Nobody's asking you to climb, Countess." Eirene once again, shot back with sass.

"Each year I do the climbing, now both of you shut up and give me that!" You snatched the paper from Eirene's hand with a sigh. Cabernet literally had heart eyes with the way you yelled. There was something about your assertive tone that made her wet.

She leaned down to whisper in your ear, her breath soft, "Careful sweetheart, you might just make me want to fuck you right in this store..."

The tip of your ears went red. "C-cabernet! Don't say things like that here."

"Hey hey what's going on? Focus people." Chelsea pulled you into her chest, eyeing you up and down like a tiger. "I hope you and Cabernet aren't planning on ditching us like you did last Christmas, my sugar baby." She caressed your face, eyes gleaming with a hint of desire.

"N-no we aren't... I... ehem... let's please get this over with.." with a red face, you ran forward a bit, trying to shake the words out of your head. The three of them subconsciously bit their lips as they looked at you, wanting nothing more than to take you right then and there.

The shopping spree went on as normal and surprisingly, Eirene and Cabernet did not cause trouble again. You stood infront of a wide variety of Christmas tree, each ranging from prices and sizes. "Why are you standing there? Choose one." Eirene stood beside you, folding her arms across her chest.

"I can't choose. There all so beautiful but expensive." Eirene looked at you with a surprised look.

"Are you really worried about money?"

"Well... yeah?"

"You cannot be serious. You have me, Cabernet and Chelsea and you're still worrying about money. Darling, we've told you countless times, there's no thing such as a limit when it comes to you." She pulled you in by the waist, caressing your bottom lip. You trembled lightly, the way she gazed at you made your knees go weak.

"...fine. I'll pick that one. It's a nice size, not too big but not too small."

"Just how I like it." Chelsea smirked, approaching you as you choked on your spit. Eirene giggled slightly, amused by your reaction to the countess' flirty words. You should've gotten used to it by now.

Once everything was checked off from the list, the three of them split the cost as the workers loaded everything into the car. After that was set, you guys made a stop to a few more stores. Chelsea and Eirene ended up buying non Christmas related stuff. They weren't necessary but you know how they are.

Now you were back on the road, on your way home. The roads were even busier as more people were going out to the stores. It was always a good thing to do your shopping early in the morning as to avoid crowds. You unloaded the bags from the car and into the home as the others began unpacking. As rich as they are, they didn't want to hire maids or butlers as they didn't want anyone else in the house with you other than them.

The fireplace had set a cozy and warm atmosphere. The four of you cuddled up under the blankets, watching the Grinch. "You know.... I see now where Eirene has her looks from." Chelsea smirked. Surprisingly, Eirene wasn't angry.

"Is that your attempt at an insult, Chelsea? It was awful."

You snickered besides Cabernet, watching the playful banter between the two. "Why don't we give them some privacy and head on upstairs?" Cabernet spoke lowly, her hands snaking under the blankets. You glanced at the two engrossed in their little session before nodding vigorously.

Chelsea and Eirene had finally stopped only when they heard loud banging coming from upstairs and moans that belonged to Cabernet.

"They sneaked off again!"

[caleeeeee]

YOOOO So I just dropped a quick intro to KHC’s backstory and tossed in some extra lore about the Cy-Bees!

(Used a translator for this, so sorry if the phrasing goes full glitch-mode TWT)

Really hope it doesn’t disappoint!XDDD @harukaokami

Warning: This might be a long read! Proceed with caution

As a parallel universe, everything he experienced was identical to KCB's—until his body was consumed by flames.

From having his game console unplugged, living in obscurity for decades, to replacing the original ruler of Sugar Rush and seizing control, only for his lies to be exposed. 

Of course, in this world, the one who devoured him was still a Cy-Bug, not the fluffy Cy-Bees we see now.  In fact, KHC was the first true Cy-Bee in this world—but he wasn’t always. 

Until the moment he was burned alive, he was still KCB, clad in purple exoskeleton.  But now… something seems off. Did he really die?  No one knows, not even himself. When he woke up again, he had already changed drastically—not back to his original form, nor even retaining his Cy-Bug appearance. 

His Cy-Bug exoskeleton had vanished, replaced entirely by yellow fur. His body had even grown larger, and to his shock, even his facial features had shifted slightly. 

What was this supposed to be? Being a Cy-Bug was strange enough, but now he’d turned into something even more absurd—a bee?! 

Clearly, something had gone wrong with his code. Had his already unstable code box fragmented and reassembled itself haphazardly to revive him after death? Or had he never actually died, merely fallen unconscious from the intense shock, only to wake up again after who-knows-how-long? 

If it was the latter, then his code must have malfunctioned due to some massive energy surge, resulting in this bizarre transformation. 

Either way, he was still alive—which meant his code box still existed somewhere in the castle. Eventually, those meddlesome nuisances would notice it. If that happened, he’d better find a hiding spot, buy himself time to plan his next move… and figure out how to achieve his goal—revenge, and ruling the entire arcade. 

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For a while, KHC hid underground. Since this world was entirely made of candy, he had no shortage of food or drink. Aside from occasionally dodging the native residents running around, his days were relatively comfortable. 

But his suspicions were correct—Vanellope soon noticed something amiss. A code box that didn’t belong to any resident was hidden deep among the others, its cracked surface labeled with a name… 

…King Honeycomb?

  She’d never heard that name before, but the word "King" at the beginning unsettled her. In all these decades… only one person in this world had ever called himself King. And that was… 

Combined with the recent disappearances of Sugar Rush citizens, her thoughts naturally turned to him. 

With a mix of panic and dread, she hurried to tell her friends. 

KHC was no longer hiding alone underground. By the time Vanellope and her friends encountered him again, they were nearly ambushed by dozens of Cy-Bees. 

He had built his own colony beneath the earth. At first, he still handled minor tasks himself, but soon, all the work was handed over to the Cy-Workers.

As the king of this hive, his life wasn’t any worse than it had been when he was King Candy. 

In fact, it was downright luxurious. 

Vanellope tried to negotiate a deal with him—one that would allow KHC to continue living there, but with strict conditions: he had to control the size of his hive and the number of Cy-Bees, ensuring Sugar Rush’s daily operations wouldn’t be disrupted.

  KHC did want revenge. Seeing her dare to stand before him again made him itch to devour her on the spot. But now wasn’t the time. He still needed to expand his army significantly before he could make his move to conquer everything.

If this little pest was offering "peaceful coexistence," why not play along? It would buy him time to grow his forces even further… 

Wait… did Vanellope just say he couldn’t have too many Cy-Bees? 

Oops. He didn’t care. 

But Vanellope wasn’t a fool, either. She knew better than to fully trust a chronic liar like him. The whole contract was just a stalling tactic—to keep KHC from launching an all-out invasion too soon, giving her and her friends time to figure out *how he was still alive… and, more importantly, how to stop him for good.

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cy drone

● **Useless but Harmless** – As individuals incapable of work, Cy-Drones rely entirely on Cy-Workers to bring them food. Very few of them have bad tempers; most are harmless, non-confrontational pushovers.

● **Reproduction is Their Only Job** – Just like in real bee colonies, Cy-Drones exist primarily for mating. However, unlike real-life bees (where drones die after mating), Cy-Drones don’t suffer such a cruel fate. Since Cy-Bees live much longer than normal bees (often several years), Cy-Drones don’t spend every waking moment obsessed with reproduction.

● **Excellent Vision, Weak Flight** – Their eyes are significantly larger than female Cy-Bees’, giving them sharp vision—unlike Cy-Workers, who rely on sensitive antennae (Cy-Drones’ antennae are one segment shorter). However, their bulky bodies (about **10 ft tall, 13 ft long**) and thin wings make them much clumsier fliers than Cy-Workers. This physical disadvantage often leads to their defeat in conflicts with workers.

● **Fluffy and Cuddly!** – Their fur is incredibly soft and fluffy—perfect for petting!

● **No Stingers, No Sharp Teeth or Claws!** – Completely non-threatening in terms of weapons.

● **Loyal Like Dogs** – Cy-Drones exhibit extreme devotion to their king (like puppies, lol). Even without strong offensive capabilities, they’ll throw themselves into danger to protect him without hesitation. This level of attachment is unique to them.

● **Bullied by Cy-Workers** – Workers seem to harbor a special resentment toward these "freeloaders," often picking on them even when they’ve done nothing wrong.

● **No Internal Conflicts** – Since they’re all easygoing, good-natured goofballs, Cy-Drones rarely fight among themselves*

*Cy-Worker**

● **Hyperactive Workaholics** – Cy-Workers are always buzzing with manic energy, giving them the stamina to tackle any task, no matter how demanding.

● **Small, Fast, and Antennae-Dependent** – Unlike the bulky Cy-Drones, Cy-Workers are compact and agile. Their poor eyesight means they rely heavily on their sensitive antennae to navigate their surroundings—yet they still perceive far more environmental details than Cy-Drones ever could.

● **Size Stats** – Average height: **7 ft (2 m)** | Average length: **10 ft (3 m)**.

● **Aggressive, Strong-Willed, and Short-Tempered** – Cy-Workers are fiercely independent and quick to anger, but they take their duties *deadly* seriously. No matter how pissed off they are, they’ll **brutally** complete any job—foraging, hive construction, nursing larvae, defense, you name it.

● **…But Outside of Work? Total Menaces.** – When it comes to non-work matters (like relationships with other Cy-Bees—or even KHC), they’re *ridiculously* petty and volatile. Anything that annoys them gets an **extreme** reaction—and since Cy-Drones are lower-ranked and docile, they bear the brunt of this rage.

● **Even KHC Isn’t Safe** – Though to a lesser extent than Cy-Drones, the king himself occasionally ends up on their emotional punching list.

● **Firm Fur, Deadly Weapons** – Their fur is coarser than Cy-Drones’ (though not uncomfortably prickly—just less cuddly). Their **real threats** are their razor-sharp claws and teeth, with a bite force of **~1200 tons**—enough to snap steel rebar. Pair that with their **black venomous fangs**, and they can drop most creatures in seconds.

○ **By Comparison:** Cy-Drones’ teeth are duller, their venom weaker, and their jaws far less powerful. They were never built for combat. (¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

*Cy-Bee Larvae**

Though **Cy-Drones** and **Cy-Workers** grow into wildly different adults, their **infancy** is equally fragile.

● **Appearance & Size** – - Fur: A soft, creamy white with a faint yellow tint. - Height: **~1 foot (30 cm)** | Length: **~1.3 feet (40 cm)**. - Weight: About **two adult cats** combined.

● **Helpless by Design** – - Their eyes can’t process light yet, leaving them **blind**. - Weak, stubby limbs make standing impossible—they can only **wiggle clumsily**, utterly defenseless against threats.

[king-candybug-backup]

Oh my gosh, ANOTHER new chapter coming already!? Take some breaks dude!!! Genuine question, how do you write SO much SO fast and STILL have it feeling this high quality? Is there a method to your madness??? (Amazing work so far btw!)

WHEN I SAID CHAPTER 11 AND 12 WERE BEING MAJOR ROADBLOCKS, I MEANT IT LMFAO, NOW THAT I AM FREED FROM THOSE SHACKLES I AM ON ONE HELL OF A ROLL!!!

In all honesty, a lot of my “speed” actually comes down to laziness and lack of skill, lmao. Don’t get me wrong, I’m EXTREMELY happy people are enjoying the fic this much, but I do think there are some objective flaws with it that often get overlooked. And it’s not like that’s particularly BAD, it’s just fanfic and I’m doing this solely for fun lmao, but it isn’t quite what I’d consider “high-quality” to that extent. I’ve spoken before about having trouble with some technical stuff like consistent POV and describing scenery, but there’s some bigger issues, too.

For an example of what I mean, I straight-up gloss over scenes that are too difficult for me to write out in full. The part in chapter 4 of Vanellope telling Sugar Rush that King Candy was still alive and working with them was something that ABSOLUTELY should’ve been shown directly rather than something talked about after it had already happened. Same for Vanellope’s fight with Taffyta this latest chapter, it was 100% something that should’ve been its own scene, and I had planned for both of these to be their own scenes at the time, but I just straight-up could not get my brain to cooperate on how to write them. Types of scenes like that, ones that I know for a fact will give me major creative blocks in trying to figure them out, are ones that I usually choose to instead turn into narrative commentary explaining what happened rather than showing it. There’s not actually a whole lot of scenes that get this treatment, but there have been a good chunk of things that were supposed to happen a certain way, but I could not get it feeling right on paper, so I rework or disregard the scene and move on. It’s not a very good thing to do on a quality-assurance level, but I am not a professional writer and I refuse to hold myself to those standards when I’m doing this for fun and for free, lmao. (The only thing that’s important for me to handle more carefully/correctly is the NPD representation, since there’s such horrible stigma irl in the way people view it, but that part of writing is my bread and butter and NEVER gives me creative issues since it’s my main inspiration and I love writing it, so that’s not a problem in this particular situation.) So yeah, I think it would objectively make the fic better if I went into more depth regarding stuff like the political/emotional side of what’s going on for Sugar Rush’s citizens throughout this mess, but I personally don’t have fun trying to figure out how to do that well, and I’m doing this mainly for my own enjoyment, so that’s what I’m going to prioritize, lol. I enjoy writing King Candy and the core four’s shenanigans the most, so they are what gets my focus. I think the fic is still enjoyable enough even though I’m not fleshing out everything that I should be, so frankly I don’t really care about trying to make myself do that at the detriment of my own motivation, lol. Besides which, I know other people are enjoying the story regardless of the flaws I think it has, so it’s like, whatever, as long as everybody’s having fun, who really cares, anyway. 😂 (And btw I’m not saying that as if I think people shouldn’t be allowed to dislike the fic or how parts of it are handled lmfao, obviously that’s stupid and I’m straight-up in agreement that there are flaws with it, I’m just saying that I’m gonna stick with writing it exactly how I want to, even though I know there are things that could be way better if I sacrificed a lot more mental energy to follow through. I’m just deadass NOT willing to do that extra sacrifice, lmfao)

[sugar-crash]

🍬King Candy (Wreck-It Ralph) x (gn) Reader👑

(First Date Edition!)

(Picture’s not mine)

(Request here! Picking out songs for this loser is so much easier than I thought it’d be, like I’d make my friends help me choose with previous posts I’ve done on my main, only for me to pluck these songs straight from my playlist.)

- Again this man is an avid date enjoyer, a complete contrast to how he was as Turbo, with him openly liking the concept of dates because he associates it with spending time with you, taking your attention up to fulfill his need for it.

- His intentions with you go from pure to not so pure (in a manipulative way you sickos) in a way akin to a pendulum, flicking back and forth while not going to their full extremes, at least not yet.

- Your first date is far from what it’d be Pre-RoadBlasters, having actual date stuff to it because he wants you to see him as a gentleman and a proper lover in general.

- His grip on everything at that point, where he knows who you are as a person to a great degree helps him mold that first date into something that benefits and his efforts to keep this relationship going.

- I’m thinking something small and yet classic, like a nice personal dinner in the castle spent after he claims his spot on the avatar roster for the umpteenth time, his golden coin pocketed for next time when he has to do it all over again.

- It’s the start of something rather grand, which he reiterates and emphasizes to his candy people as he makes them set things to your liking before you come.

- Everything has to be perfect for you, it’s much like the movie Coraline, the Beldam was able to make everything just look so picturesque at first in a way that was able to eventually ensnare Coraline into trusting her in the matter of a couple of days.

- However King Candy is more… Dare I say realistic in his approach? Like there’s no piano that plays you or a gravy train that pours it for you, but every request you may have is done almost immediately.

- Everything is done right by you— I mean, this is King Candy’s domain, and being his s/o gets you brownie points indefinitely.

- I think it’s a way to get you to keep coming, to spend your time in Sugar Rush than anywhere else, I mean— Why would you want to go anywhere else after hours when you are treated so well??

- That and the various areas of Sugar Rush are so numerous— So varied, so explorable, and he’s more than happy to drive you around the place whenever you want.

- Performative to a fault, which is something that comes from Pre-RoadBlasters— He needed to be for the sake of being the protagonist and main avatar of Turbo Time after all, everyone kinda has to be— But him especially.

- In a way, I think he was able to both perpetuate and diverge from who he was, those negative traits thriving underneath the guise of being a ruler who is highly defensive of his game and the citizens who reside in it.

- But in reality, he’s only really defensive over you— Much like the game he was able to alter and become a usurper for he worked hard to get this to where he wanted, and now that he had it and by extension you— He’s not exactly keen to let it all go.

- That first date when you look back at it later on encapsulates that desperation to be King Candy, to be something he wasn’t by any means while fooling everyone, fooling you.

- As King Candy, he’s more in tune with what he feels and knows how to react and when to react, giving off a more friendly aura that initially lures you in and makes you keep coming, especially if you are a particularly lonely person— Probably having no frame of reference to what a healthy relationship looks like beyond the niceties of previous relationships that didn’t stick as well as what you had with him.

- The more vulnerable you become with him the better he can worm his way into your heart and brain in an irreversible manner.

- That’s the thing with him, he wants to be significant so bad to any gamer or fellow game character that warrants it— Much like how Ralph is, but far more extreme, to the degree in which if it warrants it— He will kill someone to get what he wants, caution thrown to the wind if he’s been aggravated enough.

- That extreme behavior can even be seen in that first date you both have together, with him being strung up for brief moments when you bring something up that’s something he can’t easily explain away with smoke and mirrors.

- But those cracks aren’t established just yet, he’s able to get you wanting more and that’s enough to make him a bit giddy as he rejoices over this new and promising connection you have with him.

- It’s the start of something good, something bad, and something downright ugly.

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[shadowyone]

Anniversary of Sugar Rush

Of Course King Candy and Queen Berry celebrate! They try to remember the date and get all dolled up. They all have a giant feast with their citizens in the castle and throw a royal ball. I think that would be neat. Yes, the feast is awkward. These are some outfit ideas.

[mondo-tastic]

HI I'M SO SORRY FOR BEING INACTIVE ON HERE.

i have a big turbo related project I've been working on that I don't wanna spoil on here hehe

in the meantime!!! my sister came up with a COOL ASS idea for a wreck it ralph au. and I fleshed it out a lot more so listen up.

in the turbo reveal scene, when vanellope glitches, KC/turbo steps on the pedal and speeds at her, she dodges. just in that moment the cybug comes down and eats vanellope and her kart instead of Turbo. He's laughing it up but turns around to see with his own eyes the monstrosity forming in front of him. A vanellope-kart-cybug hybrid abomination stands in front of him, nothing but rage and the primal urge to consume behind her eyes.

I present...

Cybug!Vanellope!

SO YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO ZOOM IN TO SEE ALL THE DETAILS 🙏🙏🙏

Here's some lil fun facts about her:

- her design as you can see was partially inspired by the beta turbug designs, I am absolutely obsessed with them and forever mad they didn't make it into the final movie

- cybug!vanellope can't eat without properly opening up her mouth and revealing her mouthparts! her usual mouth isn't really functional anymore and she needs to eat and chew and swallow with the mandibles. her digestive system and such changed with the transformation, to be more similar to an insect's.

- personality wise she isn't all that much different, however she's more on the unhinged side. You know that deleted scene where she's telling Ralph how she'd love to watch taffyta die in the middle of the road and laugh at her, and stomp on her fingers and break them so she can't crawl away? Yeah shes like that. Absolutely no filter when it comes to destroying her enemies.

- ESPECIALLY king candy/turbo. pretty much straight after she transformed he got in the royal racer and high tailed it outta there. but you have an enormous creature who just learned how to control her glitch. you are not safe.

- she ends up catching him after toying with him for a long while, and very gruesomely devouring him in front of Ralph, Felix and Calhoun. All the while giggling and glitter falling from the pipes rising from her back. Calhoun out of instinct goes to shoot, Felix and Ralph, despite just seeing The Horrors, have to convince her it's still Vanellope and to not kill her right then and there.

- now that her programming is intertwined with the cybug, crossing the finish line will not restore her to normal, but it will restore sugar rush and the citizens and racers memories back.

- yes she eats the racers that bullied her

- they do respawn and Felix has to convince her not to do it again and again

- even though she is part kart part cybug, she can leave sugar rush! Felix takes her into fix-it felix jr while Calhoun and Ralph creates the beacon to get rid of the other cybugs!

- I like to imagine that due to turbo programming himself into sugar rush he's out there somewhere and shit scared of her. Maybe she finds him again and keeps him as a squeaky chew toy

[nopinkitsalmon]

he feels so precious to me I wanna cherish him and be patient w him he’s just a big scared fella that needs some love *gently holds his face* 🤲

yeah totally not dangerous! *i said and then I look at the three alf eaten sugar rush citizen*

But yeah, he need some love that old fella (“^°^”)

[thatonelesbianfander]

Rewriting Bad Cinema: Ralph Breaks the Internet (WIR 2)

Okay, so I’m bored and have no idea what to post and I’ve had this idea in my head for a while so welcome to a new series thingy I’m going to do on my account called “Rewriting Bad Cinema” where I go and rewrite bad movies and sequels to something better.

Disclaimer: This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously, this is just my what if takes on how to change a piece of media. Please do not take any of what I say seriously. :)

Warning: This post contains spoilers for both Wreck It Ralph 1 and Ralph Breaks the Internet. If you would like to experience any of these movies yourself without spoilers, please go watch them and then come back here!

For this first installment of Rewriting Bad Media, we are going to be taking a look at Wreck It Ralph 2!

More under cut

For Rewriting Bad Cinema, we're first going to establish the movie's plot, establish its problems that make it bad, and then come up with a way to rewrite the movie that remedies most of the problems as best as possible including removal of some elements, restructuring of the plot, and adding to it.

What's the original plot of the movie?

Wreck It Ralph 2 is a 2018 film released by Disney. In WIR 2, the steering wheel for Sugar Rush is broken in an accident after Vanellope goes against the player’s controls and drives on a bonus track Ralph constructed for her. Litwak attempts to fix the game but is unsuccessful and ends up breaking the steering wheel even more, and after the search for a replacement wheel is unsuccessful, Litwak unplugs the game. This causes all the Sugar Rush citizens to become homeless. This causes Ralph and Vanellope to hatch a plan to go to the internet and find a new steering wheel before Sugar Rush is taken out of the arcade for good. Hijinks and brand placement happens and in the end, Sugar Rush is repaired, the citizens are no longer homeless, and Vanellope ends up staying in a new game on the internet called Slaughter Race.

What are the main problems?

Wreck It Ralph 2 is majorly considered a bad film because of:

Too many brands: WIR 2 is mostly criticized on how often it focuses on brands and cameos. In the first movie, most brands and IPs such as Sonic, Mario, Pac-Man, etc, were placed there as tributes to gaming and the culture that surrounds it. Most of the brands were limited to gaming brands, which made it feel more thought out and less like a cash grab. The brands also had an impact on the movie and its plot and world building. In WIR 2, there is no limitation on the brands represented. The movie includes a whole mess of brands from social media platforms to stuff from the Disney company. This made these additions feel soulless and worthless. The brands also had little impact on the plot and its world building, making them feel more worthless.

Mischaracterization of Characters: WIR 2 is often criticized for how much it mischaracterizes Ralph and Vanellope. For Ralph, it mischaracterizes him into a needy, insecure guy even after he completed a character arc for the same thing in the first movie. For Vanellope, it mischaracterizes her into a selfish person and makes her act a lot like the first movie's villain, Turbo.

No Mention of Past Events: WIR 2 is often criticized for how it just ignores a lot about the original movie. There are barely any mentions of the first movie at all, not even the original villain, Turbo, is mentioned. The only thing that is mentioned is the medal that Vanellope made Ralph in the first movie.

No Use of Other Characters: WIR 2 is also criticized for how little it uses any of the characters from the first movie with Ralph and Vanellope being the only two who are focused on throughout the entire movie. Felix and Calhoun, the other two MAIN characters from WIR 1 seem to have a B-plot in the first part of the movie, but are eventually totally forgotten about and their plot wraps up entirely in the background.

My proposal for a rewrite

Wreck it Ralph 2, in my opinion, is not really a needed sequel. I believe this because of how well the first movie wraps up any lose ends with its ending. However, if I were to write a sequel to Wreck It Ralph, this is most likely how I would handle it.

Removals and Restructuring

First of all, let's just get rid of the internet world entirely. The internet world as a concept was pretty cool, but in execution, there's not really a good way to have the internet world and not have a lot of the brands without it being really confusing. The internet will still be a thing as it seems like a really natural way for the movie's plot to go, but the internet world will not play a factor into the movie's plot.

One thing I kind of liked from the original WIR 2 was the beginning segment before any of the main plot gets started. If you ignore the small bits of mischaracterization from Ralph and Vanellope, it's a nice little opener and establishes what the two have been up to since the first movie pretty well. So, we are going to be bringing that segment with us to the rewrite with a few writing tweaks to recharacterize Ralph and Vanellope into how they were at the end of the movie. Let's also add Felix and Calhoun into this segment to catch up with how they've been doing since the first movie. This slice of life segment will help establish our characters as well as establishing the world for any new viewers who may have not seen the first movie.

Main Plot Proposal

Since we've gotten rid of the entire internet world which was the main premise of the film, the plot is going to need an entire overhaul. So, first, let's change the main focus of the film. In the original Wreck It Ralph 1, Ralph's struggle with his identity and self worth was the main focus of the film and that carries over to the second film with the sequel focusing more on Ralph than Vanellope. For the rewrite, the story is going to be focusing on Vanellope and diving into her character more. For the rewrite, I think it would be interesting to dive into Turbo and the effects his actions have on the cast specifically Vanellope. This would let the movie have a nice message about coming to terms with your trauma and not letting it control you. The catalyst for this? Bringing back Turbo.

Hear me out. The movie opens. It's been about five-ish years since the events of the first, and Vanellope has a problem. Even after everything has been reset and she finally has her life together, she just can't seem to move on from the trauma that Turbo/King Candy has caused her over the 15 years of his reign. She seems to flinch at the mere mention of his name and gets uncomfortable and upset when confronted with anything that resembles him. Ralph, Felix, and Calhoun try to help her with it in their own ways, but since she's a kid, Vanellope doesn't really have the tools required for dealing with her feelings. The day the movie opens up, Ralph, Calhoun, Felix, and Vanellope are all hanging out around the arcade to try to help Vanellope feel better. The four are all hanging out in the power strip when people start gathering around an outlet, finding that a new game is being plugged in. The four go over to investigate, and find that the new game being plugged in is Turbotime Remastered.

Turbotime Remastered Backstory and Aftermath of the Plugging In

Around a decade and a half after Turbotime was released a remastered version of it was created with upgraded graphics, more tracks, a bigger cast of playable characters, and more. Mr. Litwak, being a big fan of the original Turbotime, always dreamed of being able to buy the remaster for the arcade and after not being able to afford it for so long, he has finally managed to safe up enough funds to buy the cabinet. The day the cabinet arrived, Litwak immediately had it plugged in, placing the console right next to Sugar Rush. Meanwhile, in the power strip, all hell has broken loose. Everyone is freaking out about the game being plugged in, especially Vanellope, who is just unconsolable. Before anyone can process anything, a group of people step out into the power strip. In the front center of this group stands Turbo, however, this Turbo is much different from how everyone remembers him. Instead of being this evil asshole, this Turbo is chipper and kind. Turbo excitedly introduces his friends to the power strip, walking to every single person, and eventually getting to the main four. Turbo tries to introduce himself to the four but Vanellope starts freaking out, causing Calhoun and Ralph to get defensive. Felix manages to deescalate the situation before it gets too out of hand and awkwardly apologizes and excuses the group. The group discusses the situation in secret with Vanellope being silent the whole time. They don't really have the time to process anything however, as the arcade is about to open, causing them to all have to go their separate ways.

That day after the arcade closes, Vanellope leaves her game to meet up with the others and ends up bumping into Turbo again. Vanellope starts to freak out again but Turbo doesn't really seem fazed. He helps Vanellope up and introduces himself again. Vanellope introduces herself to Turbo and the two get to talking a little. Vanellope finds out that Turbo has no recollection of any of the events from the years past, no recollection of the Road Blasters event, no recollection of his takeover of Sugar Rush, no recollection of the race and CyBug takeover, nothing. Eventually, Turbo and Vanellope end up going their separate ways with Vanellope going off and joining her group while Turbo heads to explore the arcade with his group.

Plot Throughout the Movie

Throughout the movie, Vanellope and Turbo start talking and hanging out more, eventually forming somewhat of a friendship. Throughout their time together, Vanellope starts telling Turbo about her past experiences with him but doesn't tell him he was the one who caused everything. Turbo responds to this very supportingly, telling her that it wasn't her fault that any of that happened to her. Throughout the rest of the plot, Vanellope ends up refinding herself and starts to move on from her trauma.

B-Plot Revisions

Another thing I really liked from the original Wreck It Ralph 2 was the little snippets of the B-plot with Felix, Calhoun, and the Sugar Rush racers. I'm a sucker for unconventional found family, so I love the small snippets of the B-plot in WIR 2, so I want to carry it over to the rewrite. Now, Turbo being back isn't only going to really affect Vanellope, but it's also going to affect the other Sugar Rush racers as his actions majorly affected them as well. So, for the B-plot, Felix and Calhoun would act as adoptive parents to the Sugar Rush racers, helping them conquer their fears and move on. This plot would happen over the span of the movie and finish before the ending climax in a few shorter scenes. The B-plot would probably get as much screen time as WIR 1's B-plot.

As for Ralph, he would act as Vanellope's support/wingman throughout the movie and a mediator between her and Turbo while she interacts with him and his group. The movie wouldn't focus on him as much as Vanellope since his character arc has mostly concluded nicely in the first movie but he would still get a decent amount of screen time since his relationship with Vanellope is an important part of both his and Vanellope's characters.

Story Additions: Lore of Turbotime Remastered

Turbotime Remastered consists of 6 total characters all complete with a special gimmick that would give each character an advantage and disadvantage in a race. Of course, there's Turbo. He acts as a kind of leader of the group. His gimmick is bug themed and would give him the advantage of being speedy and the disadvantage of not being very durable. Then, there would be Avery, the moral support of the group. Avery would have a land animal gimmick, which would give her the advantage of stealth, but the disadvantage of slower recovery. The next character would be Rocket, the brains of the group. Rocket would have a robot gimmick which would give him the advantage of being very durable but the disadvantage of being the slowest. The next character would be Ivy, the healer of the group. Ivy would have a plant gimmick which would give her the advantage of quick recovery, but the disadvantage of not being very stealthy. The next character would be Quinn, the wildcard of the group. Quinn would have a clown gimmick which would give her the advantage of evading, but the disadvantage of unpredictablilty. The last character would be Deino, the brawn of the group. Deino would have a dinosaur gimmick which would give him the advantage of strength but the disadvantage of speed.

Another addition to Turbo Remastered are the new racing tracks, each being themed to a certain character. For Turbo's map, his would be an updated version of his original map with more variety and turns added to the donut. Avery's map would follow her animal theme and consist of four different quarters each themed to a major habitat that animals live in. Rocket's map would be machine themed, featuring a bunch of robots and machines. Ivy's map would be plant themed, featuring a bunch of different plants. Quinn's map would be circus themed, featuring a three section race through a circus performance. Deino's map would be dinosaur themed, featuring a sectioned race where each section takes place in a period of dinosaur time. These tracks would act as the character's home and place of residence.

In the coded backstory, Turbo met his friends while adventuring and the six ended up forming a somewhat family type of bond with each other. The group all has there counter opposites, with Turbo countering Rocket, and Avery countering Ivy and Deino. Quinn, being the wildcard, would be the odd one out, not having any counters to anyone. Despite their differences, the six all have sincere friendships with each other.

Ending of Wreck It Ralph 2 Rewrite

There are multiple ways for this ending to go. One way is to give new Turbo all the memories of old Turbo and causing Turbo to go mad and try to take over the arcade. This would split off into two possible endings of Turbo either being totally defeated like before and Turbotime Remastered being unplugged, or Turbo being redeemed and making up for all his past mistakes. I'm not going to be going down that route however, as I feel like both endings would be a little too cliche and predictable. The unplugging ending would also probably get rid of a lot of character development that the movie had built up. So, instead, let's do an ending like this:

After Turbo, Vanellope, and Ralph are done hanging out for the day, Turbo is confronted by Avery. Avery spills the beans on how everything Vanellope has been telling Turbo about is about him and starts manipulating him into believing that Vanellope hates him. This makes Turbo angry since he was starting to believe he and Vanellope were friends, and he agrees to help Avery and the others get "revenge". After the arcade closes, the Turbotime Racers invade and take over Sugar Rush, leading the Sugar Rush Racers to have to defeat the Turbotime Racers with the help of Felix, Calhoun, and Ralph before the arcade opens or they will have both Turbotime Remastered and Sugar Rush unplugged.

In the final confrontation, Turbo and Vanellope meet face to face. Vanellope ends up confessing to Turbo that yes, she was scared of him at first but now she's ready to accept that he isn't the same person anymore, and his past actions don't have to affect her anymore. Turbo and Vanellope make up, causing Avery to lash out, leading to a final showdown of some sorts and Avery's redemption. In the end, Avery admits she was jealous of how close Turbo and Vanellope were getting and she was scared of being abandoned. Avery's redeemed and everything goes back to normal.

Story Conclusion

In the end, Vanellope realizes her feelings about the past don't have to define her and she's able to move on and heal from her trauma and live her life free of fear, Turbo doesn't gain any of old Turbo's memories, he realizes that he is a different person from old Turbo and movs on to create his own identity, separate from his old self, The Sugar Rush Racers are adopted by Calhoun and Felix and get over their fears, Ralph continues to be supportive of Vanellope, and The Turbotime Racers learn to not be easily jealous. In the end, Turbotime Remastered stays plugged in, and Turbo and Vanellope's friendship goes back to normal.

TL;DR of the Rewrite's Plot

The trauma from Turbo/King Candy's actions have heavily affected Vanellope to the point its difficult for her to move past it, but when a remaster of Turbo's game, Turbotime, is plugged in, Vanellope is forced to come to terms with her trauma and reconcile her feelings about it with the man behind it all.

Conclusion

Okay, that's all! This was a long one, so if you made it all the way here, thanks for reading! I'm probably not going to do anything with this since this was just a fun little writing exercise, but if you would like to make it into a fanfiction of some sorts or something then feel free to take this idea and credit me! I'm most likely going to do more of these so look out for that! Anyway, thanks again for reading and have a nice day :)

[pj-was-here]

Now presenting her glorious sugary sweetness- Vanilla Bean Cookie! Princess of Sugar Rush!

“With a hint of wild magic, a mix in every sweet you can think of, add a splash of vanilla, some unwavering determination and a dash of kindness! you get the fastest and most determined racer there ever is or was, speeding along the sugary sweet highway- it's vanilla bean cookie! she represents all that her candy kingdom has to offer. bright colors, childish wonders and beaming excitement of her royal subjects. although young, she might surprise you with her wits and words of wisdom. as a new leader of the racers and kingdom she must face many trials to prove herself worthy of her position, both to her citizens and former bullies. she tries her best but will it be enough? only time will tell…”

(cc: this took way too long but I’m happy how she turned out! tho the background could be better, wanted to try my hand at drawing Vanellope in the Cookie Run Kingdom Style))

Vanilla Bean on her own bcs i love her design

[davekat-sucks]

lute x adam is better than davekat and chaggie. they both sound killer singing together.

also just like wish's "villain", I find no fault in adam's reasoning, sinners such as rapists and pedos should be eradicated. i dont give a fuck about how apparently there are random kids in hell to emotionally manipulate the audience, for all we know that could be a grown ass man pretending to be a kid, and maybe that could have been more interesting: to see a hell's citizen take advantage of vaggie's kindness. it'd explain her trust issues & lute's bizarre reaction to actual mercy.

whats up with modern shows/films these days and their weird morals...

Adam x Lute is better than Davekat and Chaggie. Funny enough, Vivziepop confirmed that pedophiles, Nazis, and racists are already wiped out after they died. Like, human pedophiles/Nazis/racists who die, don't go to hell, limbo, purgatory, or heaven. They just get erased from existence. Angels have nothing to do with it. The Hazbin/Helluva universe already does its work. Of course, imps and hellborn creatures like hellhounds or the Sin ringleaders, can still be pedophiles, Nazis, and racists. But they are exempt from extermination. So the only sinners that do get sent to Hell to just do the same old shit would be murderers, con artists, human traffickers, rapists, and those who commit slavery, are still around. Which makes me question where does child murderers or those who lead child human trafficking and slavery fall in. Do they get wiped out from existence too if they didn't touch the child in that way? Do they get wiped out from existence for harming a young soul? Or do they get straight sent to Hell because murder is bad, regardless of age? Probably doesn't help that Heaven already admitted they don't know the requirements of people getting into Heaven, so it's a mystery on who is even checking since apparently at this point, even innocent souls who likely died of accident or bad circumstances, get sent to Hell regardless. It probably will be answered later on by some bullshit means, but it raises more questions on when in point did that become a thing. People pointed out that Angel Dust's sister, MOLLY, is there. What point in time Heaven allowed others to get in before it all changed with the extermination? Does even something small as when you were a kid stealing from the cookie jar, count as a major sin to be sent straight to Hell and that's why the child is sent in? Who the fuck knows. Maybe it will get answered in finale. Maybe they will hold it off for season 2 since it is confirmed and they are already recording the lines as we speak. I think the reason for these weird morals in recent modern media, just only goes for the straight black-white mortality, but hide it differently in these recent times as an act of justice that we won't make the same mistakes like we did in the past. Unfortunately, they are but are too ignorant to see it. Also in the case of how Hazbin Hotel is presenting with its rushed pacing, people, audiences and creators, would rather get to the heart of the matter fast and immediately than to build it up on how to get there. Why the fuck should we know about Camille and her backstory when all that matters is that she is a protective mother and that's it? No need to build up sustenance, all it matters is just the emotional factor to pull at your heartstrings for one moment like a quick sugar rush. No need to show the slow burn romance of why Vaggie likes Charlie. All it matters that she is now cute lesbians with her and its a good rep for LGBT. TL;DR of that is people are impatient.

[prettyboypistol]

Sour Stripped Feelings || King Candy x M!Reader PART 2

King Candy x Reader (Part 1)

King Candy x Reader (Part 3) Spicy, not r-18

King Candy x Reader (Part 4) nsfw

King Candy x Reader (Part 5)

King Candy x Reader (Part 6) nsfw

King Candy x Reader (Part 7) pg-13

King Candy/Turbo x Reader (Part 8) nsfw

King Candy x Reader (Part 9)

Living in the castle was pretty nice, if you were allowed to brag. You were pampered and paraded around as King Candy’s new jester and mostly beloved by the citizens. Sour Bill brought you aside to thank you for relieving him of his job as pseudo-court jester. Life was nice. That is, until King Candy came up to you after a week of you nonstop racing as the player character.

“So, enjoying your time in the sun, sugarlump?” He asked, a lacing of slight jealousy in his tone. You shrugged and continued to polish your motorbike.

“Eh, to be honest, I like racing against you and stuff, but I’m not a fan of these players jerking my wheel and knocking me into walls. I feel like they’re nicer with you.” You laughed a little. “If I were just racing by myself, I’d probably still never win against you.”

“Oh, you!” King Candy’s voice dropped its hint of upsetness once you praised him. He put a hand to his cheek and giggled. “Always such a charmer!”

“No I mean really- I’m not one for cars, but your handling and drift manipulation is spot-on. Genuinely some of the best I’ve seen any of the other sprites do… I was wondering if you could give me a few lessons, honestly.” You confess.

“Oh- well- I never expected you to be so forward!” King Candy laughed boisterously- as he normally did when you amused him thoroughly. “If you were looking for a ride around Sugar Rush, you could have just asked, sweetheart!” He assured with a playful wink as he offered you his hand.

He pulled you toward his car with a grin as he patted down on the plush gummy seating and back support. 

“I suppose you could sit first and I could squeeeeze in on top of you!” 

You didn’t know why, but you felt the creep of a blush tint your cheeks. You were just flustered by the idea of closeness, not because you had a thing for King Candy! God no, definitely not because you had a thing for him. He was what, triple your coded age?! 

Regardless, you squeezed into the tight fit of the racing car, your legs were cramped to hell and back, but there was just enough room between them for King Candy to sit in your lap and drive. King Candy was surprisingly good at off-roading, and his racecar was all but eager to handle the abuse it took as it went over sugary plains and hills of taffy. You were in awe as King Candy raced through the world of Sugar Rush. You especially liked going through the Chocolate Falls that weren’t apart of your course through there. There was even a hot spring of chocolate bubbling! It seemed that you and King Candy had the same idea, but he was the one to verbalize it. 

“Golly, what’d I’d do for a dip in there on my day off!”

“Same.”

Suddenly, the racecar came to a stop as you jerked into a parking drift near the spring. King Candy jumped out of the driver’s seat and offered you a hand. 

“So, care to join me?”

“WHAT?!”

“Care to join me?” He repeated. “Oh sorry, I’ll look away!” He laughed as he spun on his heel.

Join King Candy in a hot spring?! Was this a dream?!

[fridgrave2-0]

ok so i'm very much not normal about one au i made but i'm not sure if it will be interesting to anybody. but still hear me out!

what do you think about toxic weird but kinda caring family dynamic between turbo and vanny? sorta jinx and silco situation if you know what i mean. if turbo didn't made vanellope an outcast (but still damaged her code while making himself the king what gave her glitching anyway) and decided to manipulate her and becoming a fucked up father figure or something to be 100% sure that she won't ruin his plan. but while time passed he actually started to get attached to her (i mean who wouldn't) and the feeling became stronger due the parental traits of his disguise (i hc that king candy's sprite was supposed to be a real character so the bunch of racer-children aren't technically alone in this world without any adult, but the devs decided to remove him, leaving scraps of who king candy could've been in the code. when turbo got into sugar rush he had a perfect mask to wear - but in the end some bits of og candy personality got stick on him, which had a small impact on his perseption of vanellope and other citizens of sugar rush)

but even tho turbo starts to see vanny as his actual daughter and genuinely care about her, he has zero clue how to love or be loved besides praising the shit out of someone. so he's still a greedy selfish dude who just decided to count vanellope as a part of the "brand". only him and her are allowed to be the best, only they can rule this place and two of them are above all and anyone else. and in some way vanny's personality mitigates his views, making him a little more bearable, mostly he just makes her worse. she is a spoiled little brat (and i love her) and turbo would destroy the entire arcade for her well being. at some point i see that he would even trust her with his real backstory (withholding several details, but still), she definitely will see his real face bc of touching while she's glitching and help him accept himself a little bit

idk, i just love imagining their possible dynamic, i think their duo would've been amazing if they weren't enemies so i'm putting it into this au (with some spice in a form of toxic but caring only about each other family trope)