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2tarbell · 4 months ago
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hi 💖!
has tp!rafe ever gotten into a fight to defend reader? im swooning thinking about how she’d be the one to patch him up and feeling guilty and rafe shutting that down so quickly bc she’s his girl, basically his wife and he’d never not defend her.
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oh definitely!!!!! that’s his girl and he’ll be damned if someone tries to say shit about her. not on his watch.
they’re at a bar or something and she’s all drunk and giggly — her sweet self having the time of her life. he’s watching her, hand on her hip and holding her up right. maybe she’s leaning on tipsy & stumbles a bit, foot catching and she slightly falls into someone leaning against the bar. rafe catches her smoothly, mumbling in her ear about taking it easy. but when the douche she accidentally bumped shoulders with turns and yells at her? he’s ready for anything but easy. his anger so controlled and calculated.
“woahhh— fuck you say to her? what did he say, baby? i— i gotta be losin’ my mind ‘cause i— i know you didn’t talk to my fuckin’ girl like that, man.”
so they’re back at the trailer, rafe sitting at the table and letting her fuss over him. reader sobered up instantly at the sight of his fist colliding into the other guy. and her man for sure won the brawl — but he still endured some punches. her lip is caught between her teeth as she dabs at a cut on his cheek. rafe has his hands on her hips, trying to soothe her anxiety, as his face is angled up at her. she always hated when he fought. mumbling about you didnt have to do that and get hurt, daddy :C.
“‘course i fuckin’ did. i’d do it again, too. you know i don’t— i don’t play ‘bout that shit. not when it comes to you.”
he’s getting all worked up again and she cups his face, staring down at him as sternly as she can manage. mumbling a whiny rafeeee. she looks so cute and puppy like, he can’t help himself but chuckle. pulling her in more and holding onto the back of her thighs. his chin rests on her stomach, peering up at her, his eyes deep and enchanting.
“listen t’me — you know you’re my priority, sugar. dad’s not gonna let that shit slide, a’ight? ‘m alright, promise. c’mere.”
then she’s melting into his kiss, leaning forward and letting her body weight be held up by him. it’s a slow, delicate press of their lips that immediately pulls them both fully in. attention zoned in on the warmth of tongues and the taste of vodka & cigarettes on their breath. reader knows things will all be okay, long as rafe will take care of it.
(then he’s fucking her slow & deep as an apology)
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mischiefmanagers · 1 year ago
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Azriel Fic Rec Library 🦇💙
In no particular order, here's an extensive list of Azriel x Reader or Azriel x OC fics that I've compiled for those who can't get enough of him. I literally maxed out the number of tags/links you can include on a post for this 😂
🌼 personal favorite 🥀 angst 💞 fluff 🔥 smut
by @acourtofmenandthirst
You Called 🥀💞
by @moonlightazriel
Before you 🔥🥀
The truth about you 🥀💞🔥
The family we choose 💞
by @thelov3lybookworm
I Didn't Ask For This 🌼🥀
Finally Safe 🌼🥀
My brother. 💞
by @writingsbychlo
SWEET LIKE SUGAR 🌼💞🥀
false confessions 🌼🥀
how we survive 🥀
by @readychilledwine
Slow Hands 🌼💞🔥
Bound by Fate 🌼🥀💞🔥
Little Bat, Big Dreams 💞
Beauty in Pain 🥀
Devotion 💞
by @leafsandstarlight
Forced Revelations
by @lalacliffthorne
the basic rules of friendship 💞🔥
motorcycle 💞
by @bubbles-for-all-of-us
Hear the lonely cry out 🥀
Can you love me most? 🥀
Baby daddy 💞
by @draemgal
master of disguise 💞
by @azsazz
Nightlight 🥀
Wrong Side of the Right Coin Azriel x Reader x Eris 🥀
Just Hold On 🥀💞
What Lies Ahead
Bleed for Me
by @xoxonyxx
What Should've Been 💞
by @illyrian-dreamer
Spin the bottle 💞🥀
Our girl Azriel x Cassian x Reader 🥀
by @acourtofwhatthefuck
Practice On Me 💞🔥
by @danikamariewrites
Sixth Sense 💞
Shell 💞
Fever Dreams 🥀💞
Please Don't Go 🥀💞
Pointless Fights 🥀
Perfect Princess 💞
by @lidiasloca
more than this 🥀
by @tadpolesonalgae
please... 🌼🥀
washing his wings 💞
Can't Bring Myself To Hate You 🌼🥀🔥
His Personal Assistant
by @mother-above
The Golden Warrior 🌼
by @aquanova99
The Shadow and the Seraphim
by @fieldofdaisiies
Oh Those Romance Novels 🔥
Love's A Burden 🥀
by @ellievickstar
Between Two worlds
by @florence-end
Worst kept secret 💞
Stitch up
by @redheadspark
Reunited 💞🥀
Hold 🥀💞
by @acourtofmarvels
Miracle 🥀
by @bookish-whore
Haunted 🥀
by @honeybeefae
7 Minutes In Heaven 🔥🔥
Shadows of Fire Azriel x Reader x Eris 🔥🔥
by @reverie-verse
Ooops Mating Bond 🌼💞
by @cassiefromhell
Unexpected Azriel x Reader x Eris 💞🥀
by @ladylokilaufeyson5
A Little Helping Hand 🌼💞
I Will Always Find You 💞🥀
by @azrielhours
Soft Spot 🌼🔥💞
I want you to rest 💞🥀
Kiss Thief 💞
Soul Song 💞
Restless Dreams 🥀
Stolen Away 💞
Waiting for You 💞🥀
by @liahaslosthermind
Swarming children and elbows to the face 💞
by @itsphoenix0724
Tickle My Strings 🔥
by @jeannineee
Apology 💞
Umbra et Ventus
Blue and Red Azriel x Cassian x Reader
Stubble 💞
Illyrian Babies Azriel x Cassian x Reader 💞
Closure 🥀🔥
by @violette-hue
Fated 🔥
by @angelshadowsinger
Supposed to Be Together 🥀🔥
Prized Possession 🥀💞
by @callmeblaire
little friends 💞
by @fairydustblossom
tied to you 🥀💞
losing control🥀💞
pre relationship fluff 💞
by @throneofsapphics
up all night Azriel x Reader x Cassian 💞
by @arrantsnowdrop
Starlight 💞
Wrongly Accused 🥀🔥💞
by @clairebear08
Hide and Seek 💞
Betrayal 🥀
by @starlightandsouls
My Angel 💞
Yours To Keep And Cherish 💞
Bookshop Brawls 💞
by @azrielscrown
the secret of seduction 💞🔥
wake me up. 💞
by @glittergelpensblog
Shadow and Song
In the Dark
by @azriels-shadowsinger
brother's best friend 💞
by @xreaderbooks
Two sides 🥀
by @vacant--body
stay with me 🥀🔥
by @whisperingmidnights
We Shall Become Monsters 🌼
by @wishfulwithwine
You Belong With Me 🥀
by @queen--of--shadows
Healing Shadows 🌼
by @ochiolism
winter's frost
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theidiotwhowritesthings · 2 years ago
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TAKE CARE OF YOU
Sugar Daddy!Joel Miller x Female!Reader
Overall Warnings: slow burn, angst/comfort, power imbalance, age gap, possessive tendencies, eventual smut, #daddyissues, independent reader learns to let go and relax, emotionally constipated Joel Miller learns to be vulnerable; (more specific warnings to be added to individual chapters if necessary)
Chapter Word Count: 4,312
Summary: You spent your entire adult life supporting yourself and barely getting by. It's why a life of ease offered to you by a mysterious stranger sounded so foreign and unbelievable. Joel Miller, dressed in flannels that had seen better days, didn't look like the kind who could promise you the world on a plate, but he seemed desperate to help out. All he asks is that you let him take care of you. That wouldn't be so hard. Would it?
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[a/n: i know what you're thinking. 'JJ, what the hell are you doing?' The answer to that question, always, is 'I have no fucking idea'. But, this idea gripped my soul. Oops.]
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01: YOU WORK A BUNCH THEN ONE DAY YOU DIE
"i don't want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. i just hit him up like, 'Hey how are you today?' and he replies, 'Doing great thanks for asking here's $7,000.'" -unknown
The life you lived was simple and boring. You were reminded of this fact as Nima rambled through a story about how her blind date last night had turned into a bar brawl which spiraled into a stint in the emergency room. Meanwhile, you had binged a show you'd already watched a dozen times on Netflix while shoveling popcorn down your throat. This worked perfectly for you though. You got to stay in your comfort zone while living vicariously through your best friend’s disasters. 
“Please tell me you won’t be seeing her again.” You chuckled.
Nima scoffed, “Hell no. She could not carry her own in that bar brawl. That’s why we ended up in the ER.” She scrunched her nose then shrugged. “But she’s fine now. The girl only needed like seven stitches.”
You shook your head and breathed out a laugh. For the entire time you had known her, going on a decade now, Nima had never dated a normal woman. It was almost impressive how terrible her record was.
The Korean woman’s hair was dyed a solid bubble gum pink and tied up into two messy buns atop her head. Her clothes were a patchwork of pastel colors that showed off her toned midriff and long legs. The purse wrapped around her chest was shaped like a giant strawberry and the large headphones wrapped around her neck were equally as bright as the rest of her. Everything about Nima was a blur of chaos and energy and people couldn’t help but be drawn to her. Add that to her awful taste in women and it was the perfect recipe for her wild dating history. 
“Why did we come here?” You asked as your eyes scanned the menu of the coffee shop. The two of you were in the very long line waiting to reach the register, and you had to lean to the side to see around the broad man standing in front of you both. “It’s so overpriced.”
“I follow this girl on insta and she said they have the best lavender matcha latte.” Nima shimmied her shoulders in excitement. “It looked amazing.” She bumped her hip against yours. “What are you gonna get?”
“Will you yell at me if I say vanilla latte?”
“Yes!” Nima scoffed. “That’s so boring! Get one of their specialty drinks at least!”
“Like?”
Nima scanned the menu then pointed at something. “Get the cotton candy frappe!”
You chuckled and continued to scan the menu. There had to be a middle ground option between those two. The line continued to move and Nima had switched from her dating life to her newest project at work. She was an engineer currently working in construction. You were immensely proud of the success she had found in her passions. Honestly, a bit jealous as well. You were in the northern end of your twenties and you had still yet to find something you loved. It was like the world had hit pause on the momentum of your life post college. Time flew by, years passed, but nothing had changed.
The man in front of you reached the register and you realized you’d have to pick something soon. You heard him order something simple⏤ like you had planned. You didn’t pay him much mind until you noticed him patting his pockets growing more frantic with his motions as he realized he was missing something. Finally, he groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose. From the angle you stood at, you could just barely see his profile, but it was enough to see his face was scrunched up in frustration. You glanced over at Nima, who was texting, then back to the man who was obviously having a terrible day.
“Sir?” The boy working the till questioned.
“Just⏤” The man huffed as if he were trying to wrap his mind around something. You assumed there was more going on than just a lack of money to buy some coffee. Not having the means to pay for something was probably just the icing on the cake for him. It wasn’t a situation you were unfamiliar with. 'Been there, done that'.
Quickly, you stepped up to stand beside him and fished out your card. “Add a, uh, cinnamon roll latte to that order please. I’ll pay.”
“Wait.” The man held his hand out to argue, but the guy at the register was already swiping your card. He wrote the orders out and motioned for Nima to step up next. The man stepped away from the register without tearing his eyes away from you. His stare was inquisitive and confused. “You didn’t have to do that.”
He had a southern drawl to his words that you didn’t hear often in this part of Los Angeles. Your eyes scanned his figure which looked even more broad when you stood in front of him. The man wore a worn out red flannel with old blue jeans and work boots. His hair was a bit messy, fluffed and slightly curled at the ends, in mostly shades of brown with a bit of silver peppered in. The silver was more prominent in the scruff along his jawline. He was handsome, there was no denying that. Even with his eyebrows furrowed and his lips drawn out in a frown, you couldn’t help but admire him.
“Don’t worry about it.” You shrugged. “You looked like you were having a rough day. We all need a helping hand now and again.”
When Nima finished ordering you turned your focus on her, but she said she was running to the bathroom and disappeared. It left you standing alone next to the man waiting for the drinks to be made. Which would be fine if you didn't feel his gaze still burning into you. Awkwardly, you crossed your arms. You were overthinking it. Paranoid. He probably wasn’t even paying you any mind anymore. To reassure yourself, you glanced over at him only to realize you had not been paranoid. Your eyes locked with his soulful brown ones. Handsome brown eyed men were a menace to society. Nobody should have that much power with just a gaze. Panicked and embarrassed, you snapped your gaze forward once more.
“Thank you.” He said gruffly.
“Like I said,” You cleared your throat, “It’s no problem.”
“I’d love to pay you back.”
You turned to face him, letting out a small laugh, but he didn’t join in. The man just stared at you patiently. Your laughter died as you blinked at him in surprise. “Wait, really?” He nodded. “That seriously isn’t necessary. It was like five dollars.”
“Doesn’t matter. It’s the principle.”
“Listen, you seem stubborn, but I promise you I’m worse.” You joked and the corner of his lip curled up into an amused smile that was gone as quick as it came. You almost wondered if you imagined it. “Just… the next time you’re out and you see someone struggling, pay it forward. Deal?”
He didn’t reply for a moment. Just stared, and it took all your willpower not to glance away again. Finally, he crossed his arms over his chest. You mentally cursed when your dumb eyes traced the lines of his arms. No ogling the stranger. He nodded once. “You drive a hard bargain.” A small smile cracked his otherwise solemn features and this time it lingered long enough for you to actually acknowledge it. “But you got yourself a deal, darlin’.” Your cheeks burned again at the term of endearment. He paused before holding out a hand to you. “I’m Joel.”
You shook his hand, his much larger one enveloping yours entirely, and you offered him your own name. Silence settled between the two of you, but it only lasted a beat before your orders were called out. Joel’s long stride had him at the counter before you got there. He picked up your coffee first and offered it to you before taking his own.
“Thanks.” You chirped.
“I’m thankin’ you, remember?” Joel lifted his simple cup as a reminder. He gave you a slight nod. “It was nice to meet you, darlin’.”
“Uh, you too! Hope your day gets better!” You gave him a small wave. 
Joel turned to leave and you couldn’t help but let your eyes trail up and down his entire body. His jeans could not fit him more perfectly. Ogling the stranger was okay, you decided, as long as said stranger wasn’t watching you do it. As you shamelessly checked him out, you didn’t notice your friend drift back to you. “Nice.” You jumped in surprise. Nima was grinning at you in excitement. “Please tell me you got a number.”
“A number?” You scoffed. “Are you crazy??”
“I saw sparks!”
You rolled your eyes, “You literally see sparks everywhere, Nima.”
“Okay, yeah, maybe, but one of these days I’m gonna be right.” She argued. “Statistically, speaking.”
You changed the topic of conversation, which was always easy to do with Nima, and took a sip of your coffee. It was a bit too sweet for your taste, but the trip to this pretentious coffee shop hadn’t been a complete waste. How often did people get a chance to chat with a handsome, older southern gentleman?
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The bakery you worked out was a small family owned business. The owner, a cute little old man named Henry Pack, was an old friend of your father’s and when you showed interest in work he hired you without hesitation. That was two years ago. The initial plan was for this to be temporary. A way to earn money so you could pay bills and save up to finish your degree. However, life had dished out hit after hit and suddenly your temporary plan had turned more permanent. 
Plus, the shop wasn’t doing well, it wasn’t getting the traffic it used to, and Henry was getting older and older. He needed the help and even if something else came up⏤ whether it be better paying or more enjoyable⏤ you didn’t think you’d be able to leave Henry behind. Not after all he had done for you. 
You wiped down the counter once more mostly out of boredom. The last customer had been in and out nearly an hour ago. Henry walked in from the back office and you glanced over at him. He was a short, portly man with ruddy cheeks and a kind smile. It hurt your heart how stressed he had been as of late.
“Have you noticed much foot traffic outside?” He asked, hopeful.
“A bit.” You nodded. “Lunch just ended. I’m sure that’s why we have a lull.”
“Right, right.” Henry replied as if trying to convince himself.
The older man knelt down to root around in the lower cabinets. You offered to find whatever it was he was looking for, knowing he had bad knees, but he brushed your hands away stating he was just fine. With a sigh, you thought now was the best time to bring up the question that had been plaguing you.
“Henry, I need to talk to you about maybe a… a raise?”
He glanced up from where he was knelt with a frown. “I told you, hon. I can’t afford to pay you more. No matter how much I wish I could.” Henry sighed. “Well, maybe if I…”
“Never mind.” You said quickly. It was clear that your question was distressing to Henry. It wasn’t his fault you weren’t making the kind of money you needed. He was barely scraping by as well with the costs of keeping this place open. Henry gave you a sad smile⏤ an apology. He finished what he was doing and wandered back to his office. You blew out a frustrated breath. Maybe you could pick up a new job. The problem was that you were already working a crazy amount of hours here at the bakery. If you were somehow able to become the first human alive who didn't require sleep then that could work.
You covered your face with your hands and leaned back against the counter. For most of your adult life, you only had yourself to rely on financially. It was fine. That was the hand life dealt you. Nima was constantly offering to pay for certain things, or trying to loan you money, but you always refused. Too prideful to take her money with no guarantee that you’d be able to pay her back or offer her anything in return. 
The sound of a bell chime startled you and you pushed off the counter quickly to try and regather your bearings. You cleared your throat and turned toward the door to offer the guest a smile. A greeting began to leave your lips, but it was cut short when you realized you recognized the man crossing the space to reach the register. It was the handsome coffee guy from a week ago.
“Well, you’re a familiar face.” You chuckled. “Joel, right?”
“Right.” He looked surprised that you remembered his name. Joel cleared his throat and came to stand in front of the register to face you. He had on a similar outfit to the last time you saw him. Flannel and jeans, but he seemed a bit more put together today. “Are you guys closed?”
“No. It’s just a… slow day.” All the days were slow actually. You straightened your apron, the only uniform item required for you to wear, and offered him a bright grin. “What can I get for you, sir?”
Joel glanced over the menu then the display case before nodding. “Muffins?”
“Okay.” You nodded when he gave you no further information. His eyes just snapped back to you. “What kind? How many?”
His eyes widened and he forced his gaze back to the display. “Just, uh, six of the blueberry?”
You bit back an amused chuckle and moved to start packing a box with his order. It was funny to you that this man had come into a bakery without an order in mind. After closing the box, you set it on the counter in front of him. “So, do you make a habit of popping into bakeries to order random things? Just passing by and thought ‘why not?’.”
“Somethin’ like that.” Joel chuckled. He reached into his back pocket to pull out his wallet. He gave it a small wave and nodded at you. “I have money with me today.”
“Very nice. I’m impressed.”
“Thank you.” He flipped it open and pulled out a card to hand to you. You hadn’t even told him how much the muffins would be. “I triple checked before leavin’ the house.” You handed him back the receipt with his card, and Joel put them away without making any move to leave. “How long have you worked here?”
You leaned against the counter. “About 2 years now. A family friend owns the shop.”
“Are you the one who,” Joel motioned to the display, “bakes?”
It was odd to you that the man sounded so nervous about having a simple, casual conversation. It was as if he was rusty at the skill and was attempting to stretch out those old muscles. With a small, amused smile, you shrugged. “Some of it. Henry is the main baker, he’s incredible, and I learned from him.”
“Is it somethin’ you enjoy?”
“Meh.” You answered honestly. “I’ve gotten decent at it, but I don’t necessarily love it. Just sort of fell into it.” Joel nodded and his pretty brown eyes darted around like he was looking for a new conversation topic. You threw him a bone. “What about you? What do you do?” You motioned to him and teased. “I’m guessing lumberjack.”
Joel chuckled, “Lumberjack?”
“Yeah.” You pushed off the counter to stand straight. “If I squinted I‘d mix you up with the Brawny guy.” His eyebrows furrowed in confusion and you let out a mocking scoff. “You know? The paper towel lumberjack.”
You saw a flash of recognition in his eyes and a breathy laugh left him. Joel shook his head. “Can’t say I’ve gotten that one before, darlin’.” 
“Where are you from?” You blurted curiously. “There’s no way you picked up that drawl living in LA.”
“No, I didn’t.” Joel replied. “Texas. I’m from Texas.”
“Ah. That fits. You’re like a cowboy then.”
Joel rested his hands on the counter, “Am I a lumberjack or a cowboy? I’m gonna need you to make up your mind here.”
“Hm, can I get three to five business days to decide?” 
“I suppose.” Joel nodded. 
The door chime rang out and you glanced over to see another person wander in. For the first time ever, you found yourself disappointed to see a paying customer. Joel cleared his throat, dragging your attention back to him, and you watched as he opened up his wallet again to pull out a crisp five dollar bill. You laughed with a shake of your head as he shoved it into the tip jar.
“It was nice to see you again.” Joel said.
“You too. Have a good day.”
Joel picked up the box of muffins and on his way out he called back, “I’ll be back to find out if I’m a lumberjack or cowboy, darlin’. So get to thinkin'.”
Your cheeks warmed in amusement and you wondered if he was actually serious or if that was just a teasing joke. The other customer reached the register, and you turned to greet them. The stress of thinking about your bills and work life had been briefly soothed by the distraction of talking to Joel. That was nice.
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Shockingly, Joel hadn’t been joking. He came back a few days later, ordering something random and on the spot, then demanded to know if he was a cowboy or a lumberjack. You had convinced him to give you more time to think as you joked that you needed further evidence to assess. That had been the start of a habit. Joel would randomly come in just to chat every few days or so and buy a new baked good from you.
A few times, he had walked in while you were helping other customers, but he always waited until they were rung up and on their way out before initiating any conversation with you. It was during the fifth visit that you could tell he was nervous about something. After some time he had gotten more comfortable talking to you, but today it was almost like he had recessed back to that first time. 
“Are you workin’ this weekend?” Joel asked after ten minutes of small talk.
“Only on Sunday.” You admitted. “I’m picking up some extra shifts.”
“More shifts? Don’t you already work ‘em all?”
You chuckled. “Not all of them, but definitely most. But, hey, that’s life, right? You work a bunch and then one day you die.” Joel always seemed uncomfortable when you talked about your work schedule in any fashion. “Why do you ask?”
He had furrowed his brow at your working comment, but it quickly smoothed out as he shifted in place. It was cute to see a man as large and intimidating as he could be squirming over whatever topic he was trying to bring up. You stayed silent and let Joel mull it over. While he worked out whatever was on his mind, you could admire how well his plain t-shirt fit him. 
“Nothin’. Just curious is all, darlin’.” Joel finally coughed out and you bit back a frown.
“What about you?”
Joel shrugged. “Workin’ some. Stayin’ busy.”
Multiple conversations ago he had revealed that he worked as some kind of contractor. You didn’t know much about that job other than it had something to do with building houses? Maybe? When you asked for more details he had stayed pretty vague.
“I should head out.” Joel cleared his throat holding the box of cookies in his hands.
“Oh. Yeah.” You nodded. “Sure. It was nice to see you as always, Joel.”
Joel gave you a tight lipped smile before turning on his heel and beginning to leave. He was halfway to the door before he spun on his heel and marched back⏤ startling you. Joel set the box down on the counter, hands resting on the edge, and kept his eyes downcast.
“I have a…proposition.” He blurted. Joel’s eyes snapped up to meet yours and the weight in those warm brown eyes nearly knocked you to your knees. You’d be lying if you said you weren’t harboring a small crush on this man. Despite him being nearly two decades older than you, if you garnered a guess, the attraction you felt to him was not affected. In fact, it probably made you a bit more attracted to him. You knew that a therapist would probably cry out ‘daddy issues’, but you also had a hard time believing anyone could not be attracted to this man.
That being said, a part of you⏤ a very small part that you were too scared to encourage⏤ was really hoping he could be asking you out to dinner or drinks. Was that silly and unrealistic? Probably. It didn’t extinguish that little flame of hope though. You shrugged. “Proposition?”
“I wanna take care of you.” Joel spoke firmly. As if by just bringing this topic up, he had shed his nerves and was focused solely on selling you whatever this proposition was. You narrowed your eyes confused at his wording. The man continued. “Help you out, darlin’.”
“With?”
“Anythin’ and everythin’.” Joel sighed. “You name it and it's yours.”
You let out a confused chuckle. It was like the tables had turned and now you were the one who felt nervous. You buried your hands into your apron pockets and tilted your head. “Not to sound dense, but, uh, what?” Joel didn’t immediately reply. He just stared at you and his eyes burned straight to your soul. A warmth churned in your belly. “I just need you to be specific about what you’re offering because it’s going to be really awkward if I’m misunderstanding you.”
“I’m offerin’ you a life of ease. You work too much, doing somethin’ you don’t even love, and even when you’re off I bet all you do is stress about havin’ to work more to afford rent and bills. Am I wrong?” Joel challenged. You twisted your lips not having a solid argument. He wasn’t wrong. “So… let me take care of you, darlin’.” The choice of his words, the sound of his accent, in his gruff voice sent chills down your spine. You swallowed the lump in your throat and squirmed under his heavy gaze. “I’d love nothin’ more.”
“Nothing more? I… I don’t think that’s usually how that works.” You mumbled softly. An almost sickening feeling filled your gut. No amount of attraction to Joel would soften the idea of him paying you for sex. That’s what he was asking right? Joel makes you comfortable, pays all your bills, and in return you fuck him? 
Joel must have noticed the shift in your mood because he held out a hand in surrender. “I know what you’re thinkin’. Not like that. I wouldn’t expect…” He winced. A bit of his nerves crept back into his features. “I wanna take care of you, and all I ask in return is that you allow me to do that. Offer some platonic company. Someone to talk to. Plus, occasionally, I’d need…a date. No strings there either. Work drags me to a bunch of real stupid conferences and outings. Having someone to talk to durin’ those things would be…nice.”
“That’s it?” You found it hard to fully trust that. As much as you had enjoyed your conversations with him, you still barely knew him. “You’d offer someone a little cash to chat with them?”
“Not just a little cash.” Joel said firmly. “Everything. Takin’ care of you isn’t somethin’ I’d want to half ass, darlin’.”
“That’s even less believable.” You said skeptically.
Joel nodded. “Fair. How about this,” He cleared his throat, “You said you’re off Saturday?” You nodded. “Let’s meet. Talk about this. No pressure. You can ask any and all questions you have.”
You chewed on your lower lip in thought. Saturday was two days away. “Can I think about that? Before I even agree to meet you.”
“Of course.” Joel nodded. He pulled a business card from his wallet and held it out for you to take. You reached out for it, and the brush of his fingers against your hands gave you goosebumps. “I want you to be comfortable. Call me if you’d like. Or… if you’d rather never see or contact me again I⏤ I get that too, darlin’.”
You stared down at the card, but realized it wasn’t a business card like you thought. It was the same size, but he had scribbled his name and cell phone number on it for you. Joel mumbled a quick good-bye before heading to the door again. You called out to him, looking up from the card, and he paused to glance over his shoulder.
“Why me?” You questioned. It seemed so random. Situations like this didn’t happen to people like you. They happened to people like Nima. People who were willing to step out of their comfort zone and put themselves out there. This couldn’t possibly have stemmed from this man forgetting his wallet one day and you being in the vicinity to fix that problem.
Joel’s lips curled up into a small smile and he shrugged. “I, uh, I like talkin’ to you, is all.”
The chime of the door as he left echoed through the otherwise quiet room. Your eyes glanced back down to the card where ten numbers stared up at you dauntingly. Just above it, written in a messy scrawl, was his first and last name. ‘Joel Miller’. It wasn’t until you read his name for the seventh time that you realized you were actually considering his offer.
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heavensickness · 2 years ago
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Some thoughts about the LIs & their living conditions:
Kuras: Only homeowner with an actual, permanent space to live in. I think he would have a living space connected to his clinic, maybe upstairs? He probably doesn't need to eat but he has to afford other important things such as medical supplies, clothes etc. but being the angel he (literally) is, he doesn't charge his patients. So how he makes a living? 1) We know that he does some "work" with Leander, so he maybe gets Leander to acquire medical supplies for him. 2) Scamming the Senobium people. I love that chaotic man
Mhin: Only one who has a profession that they actually make a living out of. They get their paychecks & leave. Attracted to men, women and the bag. Call them biflexual. They probably stay at inns without a permanent place to go. Maybe Leander also helped and offered them a room at the Wick when they first arrived Eridia, but they left the moment they got some coins. Can you imagine staying in a room every night listening to bar brawling & Leander getting head from someone random. I would go insane
Leander: I have thousands of different theories about this man, I can't count them all here. Only thing I am sure about is that he is living in the Wick, aka occupying a room there for an indefinite time being. How does he make a living? W̵̫̣̻̲͂̍̈́̀̂̀̏o̷̜̗̣̳͚̘̓̇̐̄̏u̷̺͕̘̬̭̰͑̀̑̓̃͊̋͘͘l̵̦̫͗͐̊̔̅̾̕͘͝͠͠d̷̳̦̩̫͙̱͉͓̜̱̞̝̬̐̓ͅņ̶̛̫͕̦̯͎͓͍̠̝̼̼͊͠'̶̯̹͍̹̳͈̬͕̔̀͛ţ̵͙̖̳̳̗̠̪̭̹̑̿͊̏̈͛͠͝͠ ̷͎͔͕͎͍̱͖̞̲̣͍̊̋̉́̔̔̄̈́̅͊̂͝y̵͖͚̣͎̳̓͂̈̾̿͋̎̾͊́͘̕͘ờ̶̝͍̰̤͎͓̼͕̏̀̅̽̓̀̇̉̅̈́͋̄ͅu̴̯̳̾ ̵̼̣̙̐̓̄̊̈́̄͌̒̇̓̽͌̇̊l̵̨͇̬͉̳̓ͅi̷̬͈̜͉̳̯̻̲͗͋͑̉̈́ķ̴͍̪̲̝͎͓͗è̸͕̹͕̹̙̹͓ ̷̛͙̳͙̭̙̋̎̌ͅt̸̖̫̫̪̜̲̤̹̫̤͎̲̄͆͂̋́̈͑͑͂̃̄̔̀͜o̶͖̯̱̙̗͎̘̬͚̩̯̜̲͋́̃̎̈́́̄̌͑̈́͊̕̚͠͝ ̷̛͔͕̣̗̟͕̦̺̬̪̙͔̊̈́̓̿̐͐͠͝k̶̠̘̗̘̜̻̝̓̈̈́̐̈́̒̀̿̒̿͘̚n̷̛̳̜̭͔̦͎͖̠̥̯̳̈̈́͂͛͌̄́́͌́̈́̂̚ͅo̴̢̡̝̼͓̓̈̈́̍͒̿̽̂͋̈́̀́̑͋̕ẅ̷̤͕͇̳̰͔̬̲̒́̇̈́̌̒͐̕͠͠?̷͓͉͓͋̿͆̓̆̋́̕͝
Ais: This man is just squatting at the Seaspring temple. He said finders keepers. He can avoid paying taxes though, so good for him. His interior includes 2 pillows (one chewed off by a Soulless and is covered in saliva), 2 blankets, a kettle, and a ridiculously classy teacup set. Who knows where he got it from. You know the sight when you would go to a guy's bachelor house while in university? That's the picture. This is why Vere never goes over to his place, because he can't stand the smell of BROKE (and wet dog fur). Where does he get money? Uhhh robbing the people he beat the shit out of? Let me know if you have any other solid theory on this topic bc this man isn't making any coins.
Vere: Ahh yes, my favorite classy bitch. His outfit costs more than your annual income. He hangs out in the Hightown, goes to operas, knows everything about expensive wine and champagne, and eats wagyu steak for dinner. How does he afford his lifestyle? I like to think that he buys or does anything he wants, and when it is time to pay he just tells people to add it on Senobium's tab. Tf Senobium people are gonna do when they find out? Demand him to pay? When they are making him work like a hunting dog and definitely not paying him shit in return? They literally put this man on a LEASH. I hope Vere buys anything and everything his little heart desires. Second opinion would be a high class, aristocratic sugar mommy/daddy from Hightown. *Bree Runway voice* "Do you know what a girl like me cost?"
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slvttybvys · 2 months ago
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Top two plots i'm craving for each muse
Anton:
1- Anton books an air B&B to get some time to write but oops it was double booked. We'll make it work till things get sorted but... Only one bed.
2- We broke up but we still keep having booty calls and wow this is making moving on difficult
Bryce:
1- Muse owes Bryce Money, offers a payment plan in the form of sex
2- Patching Bryce up after he got hurt in a brawl
Caleb:
1- Classic bodyguard and client falling for each other
2- Caleb is super over protective of your muse (sibling, friend, ect) and is constantly low-key ruining your relationships. But only because they're not good enough for you... No other reason.
Dylan:
1- Let him blow a guy while he plays video games!
2- Dylan is really anxious about an investor pitch he has coming up so gets a hookup off an app and has mind blowing sex. Goes into the pitch feeling confident... Only to see his hookup from last night.
Everett:
1- Just wants to be fucked by his boss tbh
2- 'My friend and I signed up for a sugar baby website on a drunken joke and now that I'm sober I go to delete it and... Holy shit that's a lot of messages'
Fabian:
1- For being such a hermit Fabian REALLY likes public sex so... Public sex please.
2- Fabian is so caught up with his newest project and his lover is feeling neglected so is pulling all the stops to get his attention.
Gale:
1- Rival Politician he has major sexual tension with.
2- His PA or Receptionist and just someone getting fucked over a desk.
Hamish:
1- His ex wife's kid
2- Let him be your muses sugar daddy
Ishan:
1- We constantly bicker with each other but it's really just foreplay
2- For someone who doesn't really drink you sure are at the bar Ishan works at a lot....
Jayden:
1- Your muse and Jayden are long time best friends and he has an art exhibition your muse of course goes to support and... Is this entire exhibit a love letter to you???
2- Want the plot of 'made a sculpture and it came to life' type plot
Kyu:
1- 'What do you mean we've been dating for like a month??'
2- Kyu is trying to seduce your muse but for him that translates to just feeding them a lot? So message not being totally recieved.
Logan:
1- We made out as a dare/spin the bottle/seven minutes in heaven and now I can't stop thinking about it.
2- 'Look Logan... Babe... I know you're an adrenaline junkie but I don't even think some of these wild sex scenarios your pitching are possible??'
Mickey:
1- Mickey and your muse been hooking up for a long time and your muse wants more but Mickey is not getting the hint since he doesn't think anyone would want him for more than sex.
2- Mickey hit his subscriber goal meaning he had to get a maid outfit for his next stream and... Wow he looks unfairly good in it.
Noah:
1- Your muses ex was a cheating asshole and Noah is offering to fuck it better.
2- Noah confessed his feelings for your muse ages ago and got gently turned down. But now he's on a date with someone else and... Fuck you think you fucked up.
Owen:
1- His kids teacher or babysitter
2- There's a glory hole in the strip club Owen works at and after a shift one night... Look it's been a long time for him okay?
Pierce:
1- Pierce and your muse have been on and off again for ages and you're broken again. For good this time! But you know... Maybe one last romp to get it out of our systems?
2- You may or may not be purposely minority fucking up your car so you have an excuse to ask Pierce to fix it.
Quinn:
1- Sweet anniversary thread
2- 'I bet I can go longer without jumping your bones than you can go'
Reese:
1- .... Did my best friends brother just send me a dick pic on purpose or....
2- Reese has been in love with your muse for years and in a night of being upset over a breakup the two of you sleep together. And in the morning Reese is so excited and-Oh your ex just texted he wants to get back together?
Sebastian:
1- Someone Sebastian is investigating seduces him
2- Look everyone told you not to bring Sebastian to an escape room for date night but you didn't listen.
Tyson:
1- One of his students parents
2- We always run into each other at the dog park cuz apparently our dogs have crushes on each other or something... I may also have a crush on you what.
Uriah:
1- Maybe it's weird but: One of the antiques in my shop has a ghost attached to it???.... Aaaand I'm falling for said ghost. Great.
2- Our muses got set up on a blind date and.... Holy shit I had SUCH a crush on you in high school
Vik:
1- Apartment walls are thin and Vik's neighbor is pretty consistently being kept up with sex noises. Which would be annoying if it wasn't so arousing.
2- Hey babe your friends hot... Threesome?
Warren:
1- Warren discovers someone close to him (Nephew, Best Friend, Best Friends Kid, ect) has an extensive collection of his films
2- A newbie to the porn world gets very flustered to discover their first scene is with favorite porn star.
Xander:
1- Doctor/Fellow nurse fooling around in the room people on overnights use to rest
2- He wants to be woken up mid getting a blowjob/being ridden/being fucked
Yates:
1- Lots of sexual tension between Yates and a client and has trying to be professional but they end up fucking mid the event he was hired for.
2- First loves reuniting and instantly realize there's still attraction/feelings
Zain:
1- A neighbor plot where Zain's neighbor has always been a little intimidated by him cuz he strikes an imposing figure and has a big case of RBF but then catches him doing something sweet (helping a stray animal? Being cute with a kiddo? Endless possibilities) and now has not scary but now the problem is they're smitten
2- Someone got a tattoo from Zain and wants to ask Zain out but keeps choking and so just... Keeps getting tattoos? And they honestly can not afford to keep this up at this point!
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smolwritingchick · 5 months ago
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Forced To Believe Chapter 70- Outsmarting The Architect
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Chapter Summary: Things aren't what they seem as Seth continues to try to get into Morgan's head. Rosa and even Triple H begin to feel Morgan's wrath.
Words: 12,000+
Author's Note: OK last smol batch of chapters to hold you while I continue to work on my other story! Hope you like!
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On Smackdown, Seth Rollins walks out in a black suit and his briefcase. The crowd heavily boos him as he flaunts his briefcase.
"Last Monday on Raw, I was seconds away from cashing in my Money in The Bank contract on John Cena. John, I got a message for you. You got lucky on Monday night. You got lucky but the clock is still ticking because, what was it? Not even 24 hours, into your 15th reign as champion and you were flat on your back...unconscious...in the center of this ring. In a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." He spoke. "Look at this face...look at this face, look at it real hard and get used to it. Because very soon, this will be the face of the WWE. Hah hah!"
Dean's theme comes on as he walks out, with a microphone in hand. Wearing a leather jacket, his shoulder was taped up.
"And there is the man that Seth Rollins stabbed in the back, last month," Cole reminded. "His former brother, Dean Ambrose. And Ambrose has not forgotten."
"An incredibly sore loser..." JBL mumbled.
"You're delusional, Rollins!" Dean stated. "You're talkin' crazy, you really gonna think you're gonna get your hands on those titles? No, no, not while I'm around. I warned you no matter where you are...no matter what you do, no matter how much of a plan you and your sugar daddy, Triple H, concocted...I'm gonna be there. Every time. I mean hey, how did your little championship plan work out for you?"
After they showed the highlights of Cena getting attacked by Kane and Rollins trying to cash in only for Ambrose to attack him, Seth looked annoyed at the footage.
"Watch that footage...watch that footage and watch it over and over and over again. Because that's your life for the next year. You think that briefcase is a blessing? No. That briefcase is a curse because it's every excuse I need to ruin your life. To ruin your future and to ruin that precious face of WWE." Dean declared as he took a few steps forward.
"Yeah? You think I care? You think I care if you show that video, over and over and over? Look I know you better than anybody. And I know you don't have what it takes to keep that up for a year," Rollins replied. "You got lucky on Monday night. You can't keep that up for a year. And you can't stop me from cashing in this contract, and becoming the next WWE World Heavyweight champion."
Dean walked down the ramp and took off his jacket. "Of course I can...I'll start, right now."
"Oh, here we go! Dean Ambrose has been waiting for this moment!" Cole exclaimed as the crowd cheered loudly.
Ambrose slides into the ring and Rollins swings his briefcase at him. Dean manages to duck his attack and starts unloading on him with frenzied punches.
"Rollins & Ambrose brawling to kick off Smackdown!"
The crowd boos once Orton runs out and beats Ambrose down. Seth recovers and starts to join in the assault by stomping on him. The crowd screams and cheers loudly once Roman's theme comes on with him running down the ramp. As soon as he slides in, Seth and Orton beat him down. Roman stands up and goes right after Orton, giving him a headbutt. He gives Seth and Orton back and forth punches until Rosa runs out.
"Another Authority goon..."
Rosa goes to ringside, in her Fourth of July outfit which is red waist high shorts, and a USA themed top. She manages to grab Roman's leg, preventing him from moving. Orton takes advantage and he hits him with a big boot to the face, beating him down with Rollins. The crowd cheers loudly once Morgan dashes down the ring in skinny jeans and a USA themed crop top while having her hair in a high pony tail. She had a USA themed cap on her head, along with USA themed fingerless gloves. Rosa turns around and gets speared, while Roman fights back and throws Seth to Dean, who starts unloading on him, in the corner. Rollins retreats, along with Orton, while Morgan gets in the ring.
"You broke my nail! You broke my nail!" Rosa screamed as she got held back by Orton.
She tries to get back in the ring, while Morgan throws her cap at her.
"You broke my nail! You see what you did!? You see what you did!? I had to pay a lot of money for this!" Rosa shouted.
Roman's theme comes back on, while he stands tall with Morgan and Dean. Roman glances back at her, and Ambrose, before watching The Authority goons retreat.
"And here comes the boss." Cole said over the loud boos while Triple H walked out.
"All right. Think you guys have made your point. So now let me make my point. And my point is the only one that matters. Dean Ambrose, you wanna fight? Well tonight you will get a fight when you face The Viper, Randy Orton. And Morgan, Roman...since you two like to stick your noses in everyone's business, if any of you interfere in that match tonight, Morgan, you'll never get a Diva's championship opportunity ever again, and Roman, you'll be out of the fatal four ­way match, at the BattleGround Pay Per View, for the WWE World Heavyweight championship." Triple H announced. "Good luck."
Morgan shook her head, rolling her eyes at the news, and turned to her comrades, asking if they were all right, while fist bumping them.
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Later that evening, Natalya, Nikki, Alicia, Cameron, Eva, Naomi, Layla, Summer, & Rosa were in the ring. The ring was decorated in a Fourth of July themed party. Some divas were dancing, while Rosa grabbed a mic to cut a promo on how all the women were invited except for the crazy ones like AJ, Paige, and Morgan. She received heavy boos as she proceeded to talk highly of herself but as she spoke, Morgan walked out without her music as Rosa remained oblivious.
"I would like to say that it feels great to be in a public place, without being around a Harley Quinn wannabe like Morgan, right?" Rosa chuckled as Morgan got in the ring, while the divas watched on.
The Philly Diva checked out the table of food and went for the punch. She took a cup of punch and leaned on the ropes. Taking a few sips she continued to watch Rosa rant to the crowd.
"We can have so much positive attitude with the divas, without being around negative attitudes like Morgan. This is the Fourth of July! So let's make it memorable!"
"Uh..." Cole trailed off.
"Yeah, uh, Rosa?" JBL asked as Morgan grabbed the punch bowl.
"Thank you, yes I know. I know. Thank you. I'm glad you agree with me. I'm glad you­—" Rosa began before Morgan poured punch on top of her head, making her drop the mic.
She shrieked and quickly turned around to see the Outspoken Diva laughing.
"Are you kidding me!?" She shouted but got shoved back into the table, making her butt land on the cake.
The divas laugh at her, while Alicia decides to defend her friend, by throwing a hamburger at the Outspoken Diva. Unfortunately, it hits Natalya instead, making some laugh at her.
"Uh oh. This is not going to end well." Cole warned.
Rosa gets off the cake and tries to throw a couple of cookies at the Outspoken Diva but hits Cameron & Summer instead. Layla laughs but gets attacked by Summer while all the divas start fighting.
"And here we go!"
"Morgan had no business out here, whatsoever!" JBL shouted.
Morgan grabs a cookie sheet and whacks Rosa in the head with it, making her fall on the table of food. Her hair and body are covered in food and Morgan quickly grabs a sugar cookie and escapes the ring, watching the chaos in amusement. Rosa tries to escape the food fight with the divas but finds herself in the middle after she starts bumping into them, provoking them. The refs had to rush down the ring to break it up,
while the crowd cheers for The Outspoken Diva.
"What a Party crasher...the party didn't even get a chance to start!" JBL scolded.
"Morgan is laughing away at this." Cole chuckled while Rosa slipped out of the ring.
She starts freaking out and has a temper tantrum as Morgan's theme comes on.
The Philly Diva shrugged and took a bite of her cookie, giving Rosa a thumbs up. "Great party, Rosa! Great party!"
She glares at her and stands up. She marches after her but slips and falls on her butt from the food on her shoes, making the crowd laugh harder.
Morgan tweets 'LaRosaMendes Your party was lame, so I decided to spice things up. I think it turned out great!'
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Later in the ring, Dean throws Orton out of the ring. He starts slapping himself in the face, before going for a suicide dive.
"He's not all there, but he is still fun to watch." JBL looked on.
"Come on, Randy," Seth said on commentary.
Dean throws Orton into the barricade and rolls him in the ring. He starts walking around before turning his attention to Rollins. He runs over to the announce table and jumps on top of him as the crowd cheers.
"Ambrose taking out Rollins! And now the fight's on! The fight's on!" Cole shouted as he started pummeling Seth with punches.
He throws him into the barricade and gets back in the ring. He rolls Randy up for a two count. Orton strikes him with an uppercut as he leans back, in between the ropes, to give him a clothesline. Dean bangs on the mat and starts hitting himself, again.
"Seth was floored by Ambrose."
Dean goes for the Dirty Deeds by Orton counters with a scoop slam. The crowd boos as he tries to go for a DDT on the ropes, but Ambrose counters by tossing him over the top rope. Dean tries to go for another suicide dive, but this time Rollins hits him with his briefcase.
"Oh!" Cole and the crowd shout. "Rollins right to the bad shoulder, with the briefcase."
The crowd boos while Rollins rolls Ambrose in the ring. Orton drops Dean down with an RKO and Rollins rips off Dean's protective bandage on his shoulder.
"Ambrose is hurt, Ambrose is hurt," Cole looked on. "The injured shoulder exposed."
Orton gets on his knees and holds Dean down, targeting his injured shoulder.
"Oh no, look at this," JBL said as Seth got on the top rope.
The crowd cheers loudly once they see Roman & Morgan rush down the ramp.
"Hey! Roman Reigns! And Morgan!" Cole exclaimed.
Reigns pushes Rollins off the top rope, while Morgan slides into the ring and hits Orton with a shining wizard. Dean rolls out the ring, while Orton rolls over and gets back to his feet, rubbing his chin from the kick he received. Roman connects with the Superman punch as he gets hyped.
Morgan slides out of the ring to check on Dean, while Roman prepares for the spear. He does a loud battle cry but Seth pulls Orton out of the ring.
"And Seth Rollins..."
"Seth Rollins knows where he is," JBL added.
"...saving Orton. And for tonight, The Authority's Orton & Rollins escape the wrath of Roman Reigns, Morgan Lopez & Dean Ambrose. But these issues are far from over."
Roman's theme comes on as he stands tall. Roman gets out of the ring, to meet up with Morgan, helping up Dean.
"Somebody give me my case!" Seth shouted as Roman rolled Ambrose in the ring, while Morgan went after Seth's contract. "Somebody give me my contract! Morgan! Don't you dare!"
The crowd cheers once she gets in the ring, with the briefcase.
"What is she doing!? That's not even hers!" JBL exclaimed.
She decides to kick the briefcase out of the ring, like a football, making it fly all the way to the stage.
"Are you kidding me!?" Seth shouted and ran after it, making her laugh.
"She can't do that!" JBL shouted. "That's assault!"
"But she did it, anyway." Cole chuckled. "John, Orton & Seth Rollins may rue the day that they went after Reigns, Lopez, & Ambrose."
Dean gets up while Morgan & Roman look at Rollins and Orton on the stage.
Roman showed his fist. "Remember this? You gave up this...for that?" He said, meaning The Authority and briefcase.
"Disgraceful," Morgan shook her head, disappointed in Rollins.
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Melanie & Jon decided to spend their Fourth of July at Jane and Diego's house, in Philly. Jon and Jane were in the kitchen, working on bringing the plates, forks, knives, burger and hot dog buns, and bowls of food that Jane made, on the table, in the backyard.  
"So, this is your first time barbecuing, dad?" Melanie was sitting in the backyard, on a chair with her right knee up to her chest as she held it.
"I—­I've done this before." Diego stuttered and continued grilling.
"You sure?"
"It's been a while."
"How long we talking?"
"A few...month—years."
She widened her eyes. "Years!? What am I going to do with you?"
"You know Melly, you should be helping." Jane said as she set a bowl of grapes on the table.
"I am. I'm making sure dad doesn't burn those burgers."
"What about the hotdogs?" Jon asked, putting the burger and hotdog buns on the table.
"Could care less," Melanie replied.
"Damn, that's how you feel?" He smirked.
"Burgers are better."
"I beg to differ."
"No argument. Burgers all the way." Melanie reached for a grape but Jane slapped her hand. "Mom!"
"No grapes until you help out. You know what? I'm putting these all the way in the back of the fridge."
"Oh, come on! You don't have to do that." she tried to reach for the grapes again but Jane took it back inside.
Jon laughed. "Someone's not getting her little grapes."
The Philly Diva narrowed her eyes at him and stood up, taking his cap, and putting it on her head. "And someone's not getting the chance to cuddle tonight."
"Okay, I'm sorry." He followed her. "I said I'm sorry!"
"Cuddle? Aw! So adorable. I guess Jon is a big softie, isn't he?" Jane smiled.
"Yes. It's really cute." Melanie smiled.
"Why do you gotta embarrass me, in front of Jane?" he complained, feeling embarrassed.
"Priceless! He looks so embarrassed!" Leah laughed, walking in with a Fourth of July themed cake.
"Leah, you're here." Melanie grinned and hugged her after she set the cake down.
"How's the eye? Money in The Bank was crazy! Jon! Why the heck would you elbow her, you big jerk?" Leah teased.
"All part of doing spots," he replied. "Plus, my woman can take a hit when it comes to wrestling." He put an arm around Melanie's shoulders and kissed her on the cheek.
Melanie and Leah help out by setting up the table. After everything was done, everyone sat at the table to eat. Melanie took a cheeseburger, while Jon took two hotdogs. Leah decided to take four hotdogs and put mustard, ketchup, and relish on all of them. She then grabbed some pickles and put them on top of the hotdogs.
Leah grinned and looked at the mouth watering food, in her eyes. She looked up to see Melanie looking at her like she was crazy, while about to take a bite of her cheeseburger.
"What? This is good! You should try it. Want some? A friend got me into this. You know what? I think I should also put some cheese on these hotdogs." Leah took a few pieces of cheese. "Want one?"
"Uh, no thanks." Melanie chuckled. "You sure are eating a lot."
"I didn't eat breakfast. I'm starving!"
Jon and Melanie examined their food, catching Diego's attention.
"How is it?" Diego asked.
The Lunatic and Harley glanced at each other, before taking a bite of their food. They started chewing it and began to make nauseated facial reactions, while Melanie started coughing.
"Oh no! Are you two okay!?" Jane freaked out, while Jon began coughing. "You said you cooked them properly, honey!" She exclaimed to her husband.
"I did! I did!" Diego yelled in nervousness, while Leah watched the show, enjoying her weird hot dogs.
"They're choking! You're trying to kill them!"
"I am not! I made them, well. Mine are just fine!"
"Because you were trying to kill them, that's why!"
The couple stopped arguing at the sound of Jon & Melanie laughing.
"Fooled you!" Melanie chuckled.
"Mel! Don't scare me like that!" Jane exhaleed.
"That was good." Jon low fived his girlfriend.
"It tastes great, dad." Melanie smiled and begins eating again, along with Jon.
"I'm glad. See? I wasn't trying to kill my princess. She's just fine." Diego proudly praised himself.
"Sure...So, what's been going on in the WWE?" Jane asked, her daughter.
"Been having meetings with Creative lately about an upcoming feud. They're going to be ending my feud with Rosa, around SummerSlam. They have three feuds in mind for me. Two are very risky, but the other is strongly possible."
"What are the feuds?"
"Can't say. WWE doesn't want any leaks or spoilers. But if I get the okay to tell you, I will. And also, WWE wants you to come back soon, mom,"
"Ooh! I am so excited! I love the World Wrestling Entertainment. It's so fun."
"How's the bakery?"
"Popularity is growing so much, thanks to the continued support of you and the WWE."
After talking about the bakery, Melanie glanced at Leah, who poured an enormous amount of mustard, relish, and ketchup on her new hot dog.
It looked like the hot dog and drenched bun were drowning in the three condiments.
Leah reached for the can of whipped cream and prepared to put it on the hot dog.
"Whoa, Leah. Whipped cream on hot dogs? That's...concerning," Melanie felt her stomach turn from the sight.
"Huh? Oh, I wasn't going to put whipped cream on hot dogs. No, not at all." Leah nervously giggled. "I'm going to put it on the cake."
"Okay then,"
Maybe Leah was just really hungry.
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Early in the morning, Melanie slept peacefully, in the arms of her lunatic. She was happy to be home for just a little while before going back on the road. But her peaceful slumber was interrupted when she woke up to the sound of throwing up. She got out of Jon's arms and glanced at the clock.
"3..." She mumbled, before getting out of bed.
She stretched and adjusted her tank top, before heading out of the room. She walked down the hallway and saw a light in the bathroom.
"Hello?" she timidly knocked on the door.
"D­—don't come in here!" Leah's muffled voice replied, instantly.
"Leah? Are you okay?"
"I'm doing great!"
"I'm coming in." She opened the door, seeing her flushing the toilet. "Were you throwing up?"
"Y—­yeah. I got the flu..."
"Leah." Melanie crossed her arms and softly replied. "As much as I want to believe that after all that stuff you ate on those hot dogs, I don't. Don't lie to me."
Her friend started to break down and cried, wrapping her arms around her. "I messed up. This was not supposed to happen..."
"What?"
"I took three fucking pregnancy tests. And they all came back pregnant. I'm knocked up. I'm fucking knocked up and I'm so scared!"
Melanie was taken aback by her confession as she looked at the pregnancy tests on the floor. They both sat down on the floor, while Melanie examined the tests.
"Leah..."
"We used protection! I don't understand why this has to happen to me! I don't even know if Brad wants kids. I'm so scared to tell him,"
"Leah, things are going to be all right. Stay calm. Everything is going to be okay. I'm here for you," She put a soothing hand on her right shoulder.
As Melanie gave her a pep talk, Leah's nerves began to go down as she listened to her say the right things to get her to relax.
"Brad loves you to death. He always shows off that goofy grin when you're around. He's going to be happy that he's going to start a family with someone like you,"
"You're right...thank you." Leah smiled.
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Next week on Smackdown, Morgan was backstage, leaving the trainer's room. Her ribs were still a little banged up but she was getting better, day by day. Looking at the floor, she bumped into Rollins as the crowd booed. He showed off his briefcase, before smiling at the diva.
"Hello, Morgan."
"Rollins..." she tried to leave but he blocked her way.
"You've been avoiding me for a while. Why?"
"I haven't been avoiding you. Now if you excuse me..." She tried to go the other way but got blocked, again. "Move. Or be moved,"
"Did Ambrose tell you to stay away from me?" Rollins asks with a grin. "You're quiet...so I guess that's a yes. Guess he knows what I'm trying to do."
"What do you want...?" She asked, looking annoyed. She just wanted to leave. She did not want to be around him.
"I just want you to come home."
"Home?"
"Everyone is holding you back. Is this the singles career you want? Pointless matches? No championship? You deserve better."
"I told you I rather start at the bottom than go to The Authority. And The Authority isn't a home. Nor is your little dark side. I can never bring myself to be a sellout like you."
He chuckled for a couple of moments and placed his hands on her shoulders, looking into her eyes.
"You know I hate people who lie to themselves. I didn't sell out, I bought in. And you should, too. You're lost, Morgan. But you're going to find yourself again, really soon." He smirked and left her alone.
"More mind games by Rollins. Will Morgan be able to stay strong?" Cole asked as she leaned on the wall and sighed loudly.
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Next week on Raw, after finding out Ambrose was attacked by Rollins, Orton, and Kane out of nowhere backstage while cutting a promo on Reigns and Cena, Morgan ran to the trainer's room door.
"Where is he?!" She shouted but got held back by a few refs.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Morgan! Morgan! Calm down! Ambrose is okay. He went to a local hospital." They tried to explain.
She sighed loudly and started storming off to the men's locker room. She saw Seth nearby, along with Orton, and stomped over to them. She shoved the sellout back roughly as the crowd cheered loudly.
"Why!? Why would you do that!?" She shouted.
Orton was about to interfere but Seth stopped him, enjoying watching her break down.
"Getting mad, huh?" Seth grinned. "Good. Embrace it. I want the aggressive Morgan, back. I want my Morgan back."
"Oh, you're gonna get aggression...as much as I want to bash your head in, I'm not gonna do that. Dean will. And when Dean gets in the ring with you...I am going to enjoy him, pulverizing you, and making you regret all those chair shots that we all received. And I hope that he hurts you so badly...that you'll never think about selling out, ever again, you piece of crap." She stormed off, leaving Rollins watching her with a grin.
"You're cracking...not much longer..." Rollins murmured to himself.
With Roman and Cena in the men's locker room, Roman was seated, adjusting his gloves.
"Okay, so Ambrose is out," Cena stated. "Now it's just you and me against Kane, Orton, & Rollins. This was an obviously set up by The Authority, you get that right?" He asked while Roman remained silent. "Damn it, Roman, stand up!"
Roman stood up and faced off with him. "I understand that you wanna be WWE World Heavyweight champion, you should! But you have to trust me! Neither one of us is gonna walk out champion, this Sunday if we don't get on the same page, tonight." Cena exclaimed.
"Nobody knows the numbers game like me," Roman spoke up. "They took out one of us...by the end of the night, we take out three of them. Believe that."
The door burst open. "Do you two have your heads stuck up your asses?!" Morgan shouted as the crowd cheered, loudly.
"Now, Morgan we were­—" Cena began.
"The hell is wrong with you two!? You just stood there and watched him get beat! Why didn't you go after him? Why didn't you help him?"
"We wouldn't have made it in time..." Cena managed to say.
"Do you know how long that beating was!? Do you!? You could have run backstage and helped him out! But no, you just stood in the ring. And I'm just finding this out, now? When it happened at the beginning of the show?!"
"Morgan, calm down," Roman reassured. "We got this. You know that I know the numbers game better than anyone."
"I know but I can't calm down. I'm tired of this. I'm tired of these beatings and two on one, and three on one assaults. They're not men, they're puppets. Brainwashed by The Authority. Driven by power. That is not me. And I'm not gonna become a victim of that. I don't know if this was a message, directly sent to me from Rollins, but I'm not having this. These assaults are gonna stop, to­night." She stated and bumped fists with Roman. "I'm standin' at ringside with you, two."
"Okay." Cena nodded. "But do you trust me?"
"Yes. You helped us out in that tag match with the Wyatts. I trust you. Just do me a favor and try not to get attacked. Stick together, tonight. You never know what The Authority is going to do next. Now, If you excuse me, I'm gonna eat some grapes to calm down..." She left as the crowd laughed.
Roman cracked an amused smile. Morgan and her love for grapes will never change.
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Morgan kept her word and stayed at ringside to check on Roman & Cena as they went up against Rollins, Kane, and Orton. Things really started to turn around when Roman got tagged in by the champ.
The crowd goes nuts while Roman drops Orton down with a clothesline and punches Kane off the apron. He drops Randy down with another clothesline and starts to get hyped up.
"What a right hand!" JBL said as he witnessed Randy getting punched in the face by the Samoan.
Orton gets positioned for Roman's signature apron dropkick as the crowd cheers. He slides out the ring and runs over to the fallen Viper, before connecting his right boot to his head. Roman high fives Morgan before sliding back into the ring. He taunts the crowd before punching the mat. Kane gets back in the ring but gets dropped by the Superman punch. Roman sidesteps Seth's flying knee attack and clotheslines him out the ring, at the end of the ramp.
"There goes Rollins," Cole said as he held his knee, in pain.
"Rollins hurt his leg," JBL said while Orton took advantage and beat down Roman.
Roman manages to drop the Viper down with a Samoan drop and prepares for the spear.
"Roman Reigns does this on Sunday, then he can walk out as WWE World Heavyweight champion."
Kane slides back in the ring and attacks him from behind while the ref tries to break it up. Orton joins in the assault by stomping on Reigns and the ref had no choice but to call for the bell. Cena manages to get
in the ring and tosses Kane outside the ring. Before Kane could get back in, Morgan manages to hit him with a low blow as the crowd cheers.
"Low blow by the Outspoken Diva!" King cheered.
Back in the ring, Cena goes at it with Orton while Roman rolls out of the ring. Cena tosses Orton over the apron and ducks Kane's punch, making him hit Orton instead as the crowd goes nuts. Cena starts going after Kane and picks him up for the AA. Kane manages to get back on his feet and shoves him away while Roman goes for the spear on Orton. Orton swiftly evades Roman's attack, making him hit Cena instead as the crowd 'Ohs!'
"He speared Cena!" Cole shouts.
"Not good." Morgan mumbles as she walks around the ring.
Kane drops Roman down with a punch and turns around to get hit with an RKO.
"That's your partner!" King exclaimed.
"Don't trust anybody!" Cole stated while Morgan tried to check on Cena, in the ring.
Randy's theme comes on as he gets on the top rope to taunt the crowd. He jumps off the top rope and turns his attention to the Outspoken Diva.
"Come on, she has nothing to do with this," King complained as Orton grabbed her from behind, by her hair, as his theme faded out.
"Ow! Get off, asshole!" She shouted as she tried to escape his strong grip.
He positions her on the apron, preparing for his signature apron DDT. No matter how much she tried to push him away, she could not escape his strong grip. As soon as he is about to drop her, Roman slides back into the ring, still angry that he got beaten down.
Orton releases her and turns around, only to get speared as the crowd gets hyped.
"Spear!" Cole shouted as Roman roared. "Is it Roman Reigns' time?" He wondered as his theme came on.
Morgan rubs the back of her neck while Roman helps her up.
"You all right?" He asked.
"Never better. Thanks." She said as she looked impressed.
He has changed a lot ever since The Shield went their separate ways. It looked like her boys were doing well in their singles careers. Although she wished she could say the same. But she was happy for her boys and their success.
"Will Roman Reigns win his first world championship?" Cole asked. "Who is gonna win, Sunday? Cena? Orton? Kane? Or Roman Reigns?"
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On Smackdown, in Triple H's office, Seth was checking out his phone until Kane walked over to him.
"Kane. What's up, man?" Seth greeted. "Look I just uh...I kind of wanna get on the same page, here tonight. I mean I know what happened on Monday, and...I wouldn't really take what Orton did to you, personally. If it was about the WWE World Heavyweight championship, you gotta understand that. But tonight's different. Tonight is about Dean Ambrose."
"I don't need your voice of reason...I'll deal with Randy on my own. In fact, I hope that Orton's watching, tonight. Because I have plans for Dean Ambrose." Kane said, making Seth crack a smile.
"Good. Good, good, good, I like that. Just do me, one little favor, please. Just leave a little bit of life in him, so that I can finish the job at Battleground."
"Or...you could just be a man and face him yourself," Morgan spoke up as the crowd cheered. She walked in on them talking, as she shut the door. "Oh, that's right, you're scared. Anyway, do I have a match, tonight? Did the stupid Authority say anything about me?"
Seth and Kane turn their attention to the diva. Kane looked like he was about to grab her neck but Seth swiftly got in front of him, to stop him.
"Don't," Seth ordered in a stern tone and made him back up. "...touch her."
Now that... caused attention from the audience as the Outspoken Diva stared at Rollins' sudden behavior in surprise. Him defending him? Something was up.
Ignoring the fact that he just defended up, Morgan put her hands on her hips, taunting Kane. "Oh, I'm sorry, what were you gonna do? Chokeslam me? Still mad I low blowed you, on Raw? Aw, sorry to hear that. Maybe next time you'll know when to stay out of my way."
"What are you doing here?" Seth asked.
"I just asked if I have a match. And I'm not supposed to be talking to you, so answer my question, so I can leave."
"Yeah, in fact, you do have a match. Next. Get ready."
"Good." She turned around and opened the door but Seth grabbed her hand. She snatched her hand back and shook her head. "Don't touch me. Don't ever put your hands on me, again."
Rollins put his hands up in defense. "I just wanted to say watch your back, tonight."
"Why should I listen to you?"
"Because I want to help you. I still care about you, grapes."
"I told you not to call me that. I'm not trusting a word you say to me," she replied and left the room.
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"This match is set for one fall, introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Morgan!" Lilian announced.
"Here comes Morgan, out here to try to gain some momentum for her match against Rosa Mendes, this Sunday." Cole said.
As soon as she comes out, Morgan gets whacked from behind with a guitar, by Rosa as the crowd gets hype.
"Oh my gosh!" Cole shouted.
"What was that for? Sending a message?" JBL asked as Morgan's theme faded out.
"Just give up, already! Don't come to Battleground on Sunday, Morgan!" Rosa shouted.
She waits for her to get up and flattens her out with a swinging neckbreaker, as the crowd 'Ohs' at the impact.
"Morgan is out. That guitar shot was brutal." Cole cringed as the titantron showed the highlights again. "What is the meaning of this? This was not necessary!"
"Yes, it was! Rosa is making a statement! Don't mess with Rosa!" JBL replied.
Rosa grabbed a mic, as the crowd booed her. "Aw, Morgan, are you tired? Tired of me beating you down? Coming after you? I'm sorry. But I'm not going to stop. I don't like you, and I'm going to continue making your life a living hell unless you pack your bags, and leave. But since you want to act tough, it just made me even happier. Why?" She laughed. "Because I cannot wait for our match at Battleground. But there's been a little bit of a twist. You see, our match...is a last diva standing match."
"I cannot wait for this. I can't wait till Sunday." JBL said as the audience cheered loudly at the match idea.
"A last diva standing match?" Cole wondered.
"Yes, you heard right, WWE Universe. A last diva standing match. And if you win, you'll earn my respect. I won't bother you, anymore. I'll stay out of your way, just like you wanted. But if you lose...I want you to leave. Stay away from this company and stay out of my way, while I become the next Diva's champion. Ha ha! And Morgan, I cannot wait to see you...motionless...flat on your back while the ref begins to count."
She paused before counting in Spanish. "Uno...dos...tres...cuatro...cinco...seis... siete...ocho...nueve...diez." She laughed and dropped the mic as her theme came on.
"What a statement by the Latina. What is going to happen, Sunday?" Cole asked as a few refs rushed over to help Morgan, who was lying on her back, out cold.
"I don't know but as soon as Morgan recovers from this attack, all hell is gonna break loose," JBL guaranteed.
Later backstage, Seth jogged over to the trainer's room and found Morgan getting an ice pack on the back of her neck.
"Morgan, you all right? You see? I told you to watch your back. I was trying to help you." Seth explained.
As soon as the Sellout and Outspoken diva locked eyes, the doctor felt tension in the room and quickly left.
"I hate you...so damn much..." She muttered as she glared at him.
Seth grinned. "Oh, so now you hate me, huh? I doubt that."
"Just go away, all right? I don't want anything to do with you."
"And yet you truly haven't done anything to keep me away. I think you like having me around,"
"Seth..." she warned.
"All right, all right. I tried to be nice. Fine. I'll go. But I hope you get better and beat Rosa on Sunday," He presented her with a bag.
"What is that?" She raised a brow as she removed the ice pack off her neck.
She started to get suspicious of what was in the bag. But she saw Seth...smiling? Not smirking, or giving her a smug look, but a smile. Just like the smiles he would give her when they were a part of The Shield. Just like the good days.
Suddenly he placed a hand on her cheek as she gave him an incredulous look.
"I really hope you get better, Morgan. I knew Rosa was gonna attack you. So, I tried to warn you. Rest up." He suddenly kissed her forehead and left the room.
"Uh oh. Bold." JBL said as the crowd got invested at the turn of events.
"H­—hey! You don't just kiss me and leave! Who the hell do you think you are!?" She exclaimed and sighed heavily. "...Battleground can't get here fast enough..."
As she opened the bag, she was surprised to see that it was freshly washed grapes. Eating a few, she shook her head as her eating something from the enemy caught the attention of the crowd.
"Grapes...what are you up to, Rollins?" she murmured.
"More mind games?" Cole wondered.
"Maybe Seth is really trying to be nice." JBL defended.
"I doubt that. Something is up. Maybe he's trying to earn her trust, back?"
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During the Battleground PPV, backstage, Morgan was stretching for her match as she got a loud reaction from the crowd.
She was tired of going after Rosa. What will it take for her to back off? She had more important things to deal with, like being a champion. Rosa had become a nuisance ever since she beat her the first time. Morgan couldn't wait to get this match over with so she could leave her alone for good.
"I do not feel like having this pointless match..." Morgan mumbled to Dean. "It's like every time I beat her, she just keeps coming back. I got a feeling she likes getting her ass kicked."
"Have you been trying to stay away from Seth?" Dean asked out of the blue.
His obsession for revenge was strong. He always got even and tonight he will finally be able to get his hands on the Sell Out.
Morgan paused and smiled. "He isn't gonna get to me. Haven't talked to him." She embraced him, while the camera showed her looking worried. "Just focus on your match...not me. Please. I'll be fine."
"I'm glad." He cupped her face and kissed her forehead before leaving.
The camera continued to show her stretching until she heard chucking.
"Yes, he isn't gonna get to me. Haven't talked to him. Just focus on your match...not me. Please, I'll be fine." Seth repeated, making her roll her eyes. "Nice white lie, Morgan,"
"Go away.." She retorted and stopped stretching.
"The clock is ticking, Morgan. This version of you, this person that you're trying to be is going to expire, soon. There's always a dark side to every person. And I'm going to expose that. You're going to come back to me."
"These little crappy mind games you're doing isn't working. So, cut it out..."
"It is working. You know it's working. Morgan, it's OK to be selfish. To do things for yourself. The dark side of you is trying to crack open. I mean, you just lied to Ambrose, saying that you haven't spoken to me. What does that make you? You're coming back to me, Morgan," he smirked and walked away, leaving her upset.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, Mister Money in The Bank, Seth Rollins," Tom announced as Seth grinned and tapped on his briefcase. "Seth, I wanna get your thoughts tonight, before your match with Dean Ambrose."
"I'm smilin' Tom. You should smile, too. It's a historic night, my friend. Cause tonight is the night that I finally put the dagger in Dean Ambrose, and finish him off, once and for all. You see I dismantled The Shield, he's been like uh...like a little cockroach. You know what I'm talkin' about? Just like scurrying around, and then you try to stomp 'em out but you just can't seem to kill em. Tonight that little cockroach, Dean Ambrose, he gets squashed."
Tonight Seth was not messing around. He wanted to destroy Ambrose and take him out of the equation. Then all he had to do next was to become the new WWE World Heavyweight champion.
"And before I do that...I wanna take a second to answer the question that Ambrose so arrogantly posed to me, you know the one...right before I curb stomped his head into oblivion? The answer is no. No, that's not all I got. And Dean Ambrose knows me better than anybody, he knows what I am capable of. And tonight...he is gonna get everything that he bargained for out of me." Seth laughed. "And when I'm finished, with that babbling, out of control, lunatic, when I put him out of his own misery, you can bet, my eyes are gonna be glued to that Fatal Four Way championship match, because...Tom, you may very well be looking at the next WWE World—"
Seth immediately gets cut off by Ambrose, who ambushes him.
"What are you gonna do to me!?" Dean shouted as he continued pummeling down the Money in The Bank winner with punches.
"Hey! Hey! Common! Dean!" Referees and security rushed over to the two and tried to break up the brawl.
"What are you gonna do!?" Dean continued to shout as he grabbed Seth by the hair and tossed him into some work equipment.
"Hey! Hey! Get off of him!" Security shouted as they tried to get a hold of the lunatic, who was all over him.
Dean finally gets restrained, after pushing down a lamp, nearly hitting Seth, while an irate Triple H marches over to the chaos.
"What are you gonna do to me, Seth!?" Dean shouted. "What are you gonna do!?"
"Get him out of here!" Triple H ordered. "Get him out of my building! Get this piece of crap out of my building! You are not gonna screw this up! Get him out of here! I don't wanna see him back in here, either! Get him out!"
Dean gets taken away while Triple H walks over to Seth, who manages to get back up to his feet.
"What the hell was that!?" Seth angrily shouted.
"I mean, I mean, wha—what just happened?" Cole asked. "Triple H just threw Dean Ambrose out of the building?"
"And demanded them to not let him back in," King added.
"The guy's unsafe," JBL commented in a blunt tone.
"Come on, you can't do that."
"I agree with Triple H. Do what's right for the company."
"Of course you do..." King rolled his eyes.
"The question is, what did Dean Ambrose do, though? He attacked Rollins, they were supposed to have a match, coming up, right now. And Triple H has kicked him out of the building. I mean Ambrose has been waiting weeks and weeks for this." Cole recalled.
"And Ambrose's stupid own self, cause himself to not have this match, right now." JBL dissed. "We can blame Dean Ambrose right now because we apparently don't have a match."
"I mean, everything that Dean Ambrose has been put through by Seth Rollins & The Authority for the past couple of weeks...remember last Monday night on Raw—" Cole got cut off.
"And he couldn't wait a few more minutes?!" JBL exclaimed.
"No! No! Triple H is overreacting, what's the difference if the match starts back there, or starts up here?" King pointed out. "They are supposed to fight, anyway."
"Exactly." Cole agreed.
"Because in here it's certified, you have a referee, you have a match, that was not a match." JBL said. "It's a lunatic out of control. Let's just hope his girlfriend doesn't lose her mind tonight, either. Bad enough we got one crazed person out of control tonight. But with two, all hell will break loose."
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After AJ's match against Paige, the titantron shows the backstage area. The crowd gave Rosa loud boos as she sat getting her hair & makeup done.
"I cannot wait until my match. Beating Morgan is going to be such an accomplishment. I mean, I beat her before, but this time she'll be gone. Away from the WWE. Ugh, it's such a dream come true. I mean Morgan is bipolar...friggin' crazy...she needs help. Professional help." Rosa ranted.
The reception of the crowd turned positive when they saw the Outspoken Diva walking towards her, from behind. She wore her wrestling skinny jeans, and Morgan themed crop top with a denim jacket, instead of her hoodie, revealing her new attire. Her hair was getting longer again as well. It was almost near the middle of her back again, as it was in a loose and curly hairstyle.
Rosa's foe gently tapped on the makeup artist's shoulder and politely asked her to leave, which she happily obeyed.
"Uh oh," Cole mumbled while Morgan opened up some blush.
"I mean, I don't get why everyone likes her. She sucks at wrestling. She has no personality. She acts like a wannabe Harley Quinn hey what are you doing?" Rosa brushed the blush off her arms and got out of the chair.
She turned around to witness the Outspoken Diva behind her the whole time, sprinkling blush on top of her head.
"Hey! Are you kidding me!?" She picked up the chair, she was sitting in, and threw it across the hallway, near Morgan, but she moved out of the way.
Morgan punches her in the face and spears her onto the make up table as the crowd cheers.
"Someone get help! Morgan what are you doing!? You have a match tonight!" JBL shouted while Rosa screamed.
The Outspoken Diva starts throwing Rosa's head up and down on the make up table before getting grabbed by a small army of referees and security.
"Hey! Hey! Morgan! Get off her!" The security guards shouted.
"Get her away from me! You're crazy!" Rosa screamed.
"Get off of me!" Morgan shouted as she got taken away.
"Control yourself!" A referee shouted back, trying to calm her down.
Triple H jogs up to Rosa and helps her up. "The hell happened?" He asks.
"Morgan happened! I hate her! I do not want to be in the same ring as her tonight. Call the match off! Do something! She's out of control and isn't ring ready for me." Rosa grabbed him by his jacket.
"Rosa, I got it." He reassured.
"No! I want something done, now! She has to GO! NOW!"
"Relax," he said in a calm tone.
"I can't believe this...Morgan had no right to do that. The woman was just getting her hair and make up done!" JBL criticized.
"I would always watch my back if you have Morgan on your bad side. Rosa should have seen that coming." King recalled.
Later on with Morgan, she stood backstage, trying to take some of the make up off her jacket.
"Quite the brawl you got into back there." Seth walked up to her.
"Ah. Quite the head you got there," she replied.
"I am the genius and creator of The Shield, after all." He boasted.
"No," she replied in a blunt tone, stopping what she was doing as she turned to face him. "You see if your head wasn't shoved so far up Triple H's ass, you'd see how much of a sellout you are. Oh, by the way, watch your back. Dean could be anywhere. He could be watching us, right now."
"Watching?" Seth looked confused.
"I mean, you didn't actually think I would lie to Dean, did you? All part of the plan," She patted his back, while chucking, before walking away, leaving Seth looking around, backstage, worried for his well­ being.
"Did Rollins just get outsmarted?" Cole asked as the crowd cheered loudly. "It seems like all those worried looks Morgan would give Ambrose was just an act to fool The Authority. It seemed to have worked,"
"I knew Ambrose & Morgan were up to something. I'm glad she really didn't lie to Dean." King praised.
"Great...this is just perfect...more chaos tonight, I can already feel it," JBL grumbled.
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'WWE Exclusive Video'
Morgan was leaning on the wall, on her phone. She looked up and watched Triple H walk backstage, heading to his office while Rollins headed out to the ring. Looking around to see if the coast was clear, she opened the storage closet, to reveal Dean.
"He's headed to the ring." She grabbed his hand and led him to the gorilla.
A nearby referee witnessed Ambrose and Morgan, together. He was about to go tell The Authority, but Morgan grabbed him by the back of his shirt, giving him a threatening look.
She said in a low, threatening voice, "Don't do that." while shaking her head.
The referee nodded quickly and walked away, looking scared.
She exhaled. "This is the best I can do. Punch him in the face for me, okay?"
Dean smirked and nodded. "Gladly. You didn't have to do this."
She grinned and shrugged. "Hey, Harley always got a plan. All right, I gotta go. Good luck out there." She turned around but he grabbed her hand.
She turned back around to face him, wondering what else he wanted. He wrapped an arm around her waist, gazing into her fierce eyes before he met her lips with his. Even though he was still mad at Rollins, his kiss was surprisingly tender and passionate. Morgan, surprised at the sudden kiss, began to kiss back, wrapping her arms around his neck. She got backed up into the wall, while Dean smirked into the kiss, not surprised at tasting her grape flavored ChapStick.
They heard Justin announcing Seth Rollins, as the crowd booed. As much as Dean didn't want to stop, he released her. Morgan, catching her breath from the heated kiss she had just received, ran a hand through her hair.
"Thanks, baby." He smiled. "I appreciate you doing this for me."
"No problem. Kick ass out there."
She received a wink from her boyfriend, before leaving him to his dirty deeds.
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After the Intercontinental championship battle royal, Rosa got in the ring, as the crowd gave her boos.
"I guess you're waiting for Morgan to kick my butt, tonight, right?" She asked as the crowd cheered in response. "Well, too bad! She's not going to face me, tonight! The match is off! I will not be in the ring with a crazed woman. She needs to get her act together. I mean, I could get injured by her. And none of you want me injured, right?"
She scowled as soon as the crowd chanted 'Yes!' and shook her head.
"How dare you!?" She got out of the ring and jumped over the barricade. "You! Who is your favorite WWE Diva?" She asked a male audience member, in his early 30s.
"AJ!" He shouted with excitement as the fans cheered and high fived him.
She scoffed "You're not a real WWE Diva fan. What about you grandma?" She asked a nearby elderly woman.
"I love Naomi." She replied with a sweet smile.
Rosa sighed. "What about you, tattoo artist?" she looked at a woman, covered in tattoos, in disgust. She looked to be in her early 20s, and had a Morgan themed tank top, on.
"Morgan all the way." The woman smirked.
She rolled her eyes. "Typical..." She continued to walk around. "Who is your favorite WWE Diva?"
"Eva!" A man shouted, earning some boos and laughs from the crowd.
"Are you joking? You would pick Eva instead of me? Ugh...And what about you, ladies?"
"The Bella Twins!" A group of teen girls shout with excitement, before waving at the camera.
Rosa rolled her eyes again and continued to walk around. This was ridiculous. She didn't find one fan yet. She might as well ask the kids.
"What about you little girl? Don't you love a role model, like me?" She kneeled to the eight year old girl.
"Is she serious, right now?" King asked with amusement as Cole laughed.
The little girl shyly smiled and timidly said, "M—­Morgan is my favorite WWE Diva. She's so awesome and nice and bubbly and pretty and she looks so cute with Dean."
The crowd cheered again, while Rosa stood up and glared at her.
"You haven't raised your child, right." She dissed her parents, as some nearby audience members 'Oohed!'
"Oh come on, Rosa." King called out.
"Hey! She's right. Rosa is a great WWE Diva." JBL defended.
"Let's see if the parents were raised right. Who is your favorite WWE Diva?"  
"Natalya." The mother, in her late 40s, replied with a grin.
"Oh, real cute," Rosa replied in a harsh tone. "And what about you, pops?"
The husband stood up and said, "Paige!"
"Ugh! Is there anyone who isn't stupid? Is there anyone who has me as their favorite diva!?" Rosa shouted. "All of you have no taste!"
The crowd cheered loudly when they saw Morgan running her way, through the crowd.
"Uh oh! Watch your back, Rosa!" Cole warned.
"Oh, this is gonna be good!" King looked on with anticipation.
"What about you, college boys?" Rosa went over to a group of guys in their early 20s and sat on one of their laps. "Don't you love a diva who is all woman?" She played with his short black hair.
"Yo! She's sitting on your lap, bro!" The second college boy exclaimed.
The first college boy was grinning like an idiot, having Rosa on his lap. The third and fourth started taking videos of their friend with Rosa.
"So who's your favorite diva?" Rosa smiled in a flirty way and caressed his face.
"Uh..." The first college boy nervously chuckled.
"Don't be shy. Tell the truth." She added in a sultry voice. The college boy glanced at his friends, still enjoying having Rosa on his lap. "Tell everyone who you think is the hottest WWE Diva. Who you fantasize about. Who you adore and cheer for every week."
"Morgan." He replied proudly.
The crowd erupted in loud cheers while Rosa's smile dropped into a frown.
"Damn!" The college boy's friends yelled.
"Tonight is not Rosa's night, is it?" Cole chuckled as Rosa got off his lap.
Meanwhile, Morgan was hugging and taking a picture with the little girl and woman with the tattoos, thanking them for their support.
"Are you kidding me!?" Rosa shouted. "All of you stupid people would pick Morgan, instead of me!? All the other divas, instead of me!?"
The crowd cheered loudly when Morgan finally reached Rosa.
She turns her around and snatches the microphone from her.
"Hey!" Rosa shouted before getting hit in the head with the microphone.
"Pipebomb!" The college boys shout.
"Here we go!" Cole shouted while Morgan started unloading on Rosa. They leaned up against the barricade before she tossed Rosa over it. "Looks like they're picking up where they left off, earlier tonight!"
Before Morgan jumps over the barricade, she heads over to the college boy, smiling and kissing him on the cheek.
"I love you." he grinned.
"Aw. Love you, too." Morgan beamed and took a quick photo with him.
"Will you marry me?"
"You're too cute." She giggled, while he high fived his friends.
She turns her attention back to the thorn in her side and jumps over the barricade. Rosa ambushes her and they both tumble down as Rosa strikes her with punches. She starts screaming as soon as Morgan gets on top, and viciously strikes her in the face, several times.
"Ladies, break it up!" Referees and security shout as they start to separate the two.
Morgan gets restrained by the referees as they wrap their arms around her waist, while the crowd boos. Rosa manages to get some free shots by kicking Morgan, wherever she can.
"This is brutal! These two hate each other!" King exclaimed as Morgan started to get taken up the ramp.
"Get her out of here! Get her out of here! You crazy bitch! You piece of trash!" Rosa started kicking and screaming.
As soon as both divas, manage to get up to the stage, Morgan escapes the referees and leaps on top of Rosa, and a few security guards, making them all fall down.
"I knew she wasn't gonna let her off the hook, so easily!" King exclaimed as the two divas started rolling down the ramp while trying to strike each other.
Morgan stands up and tosses Rosa into the barricade. Rosa yells out in pain and rubs her back, before getting grabbed by her hair as she gets thrown into a ring post.
"All the frustration, the mind games, the smart remarks, all the attacks, everything that Rosa has done to Morgan all these months, is getting shown right here," Cole looked on as the referees and security desperately tried to pull Morgan off of her.
The spitfire finally gets pulled off of Rosa, by the guards. Rosa scrambles into the ring, with Morgan high on her tail.
"Well, Morgan still wants her match," Cole added, as the Outspoken Diva tried to get in the ring, but got arms wrapped around her waist, by security guards.
"Get the hell off of me!" The Philly Diva screamed and punched a security guard in the face, as the crowd cheered loudly, not expecting her to strike one of them.
The security guard, was Jamie Noble, as he stumbled back and rubbed his jaw.
"Morgan! Morgan! Calm down!" Joey Mercury, another security guard, shouted as he grabbed her by the waist.
He lifts her up in the air, a little, and takes a few steps back, trying to take her backstage.
"I said get off!" she screamed in anger and elbowed him in his head.
She turns around and kicks him in the stomach, before throwing elbows and punches. Joey desperately tries to keep her under control, by trying to grab her arms, but fails. King screams in a high pitched voice, as The Outspoken Diva starts beating up the security guards, with punches, elbows, and kicks, to pry them off her.
"She just punched a security guard! Arrest her! She's assaulting referees and security guards! She's crazy! She's insane! Arrest her!" JBL shouted.
The crowd was loving it. It's not every day you see a WWE Superstar, or diva, for that matter, attack referees and security guards.
"Would somebody take this spitfire out of the building!?" JBL continued to complain.
"Get her out of here!" Fit Finlay shouted as he managed to grab Morgan from behind, while other security guards grabbed her arms and legs.
"What will it take to calm this woman down!? Get her out of here!" JBL shouted.
Rosa, who was still in the ring, recovering from the assault, watches Morgan get restrained.
"You're crazy!" Rosa screamed.
"I'll show you crazy!" Morgan screamed back as she managed to free her legs and an arm.
She kneed Fit Finlay in the stomach, before running to the ring, again.
"Oh my God, she is just like her boyfriend! They're both nutcases!" JBL exclaimed while holding his head in annoyance.
Rosa scrambles out of the ring, as soon as Morgan gets in. Hair all in her face, and seething, Morgan stands up and starts pacing around. The referees and security manage to prevent her from leaving the ring, to help Rosa get out of harm's way.
"This is insane!" Cole exclaimed.
Triple H stormed down the ring, with an irate expression. "What the hell are you doing!?" he shouted at the referees and security. "Get her out of here! Get her out of here!"
"Thank you! About time! Do something, Triple H!" JBL cheered.
Triple H roughly takes off his jacket, and loosens his tie, before taking it off and unbuttons the first three buttons of his shirt.
"You are not gonna ruin this for me!" He tried to get in the ring but the security intervened and held him back.
"Good grief!" King shouted.
"Get her, Triple H! Get her!" JBL cheered.
"What are you gonna do?! What are you gonna do!?" Morgan yelled, taking off her denim jacket as she put her arms out, waiting to see what the COO was going to do. "What are you gonna do, huh!?"
'This is Awesome!' chants began to occur as Melanie fought the smile that was trying to come across her face, getting to have this moment with Triple H. As she continued to hear him shout in character, she quickly bounced back and maintained an angry expression.
"I'm sick of this crap! I'm sick of it!" Triple H continued to shout.
"Do something! Do something!" she shouted back.
"The heck is she thinking!?" JBL exclaimed. "She's gonna get fired! She's out of here for sure! Fire her! Fire her, Triple H! This is too much chaos in one night! First Ambrose, now Morgan!? This is ridiculous! Fire her! Fire her, now!"
"Would you shut up!? Rosa had this coming. And everyone knows how wild Morgan can get when she's angry." King snapped.
After a minute of getting retrained, Triple H punches the security guards away from him, and gets in the ring, as the crowd cheers loudly.
"Oh boy," King said, in a worried tone.
Morgan looks enraged as she locks eyes with the COO. Her facial expression showed a scowl. Meanwhile, Triple H's face was red with rage as she witnessed a vein popping out of his neck.
"Uh oh! Uh oh! What is Triple H about to do!?" Cole shouted.
"Let's get ready to rumble~!" JBL laughed. "Morgan has really done it now."
"Morgan didn't do anything wrong. Let her fight!" King retorted as security and referees separated the COO and Outspoken Diva.
The crowd was cheering in anticipation, feeling a fight.
"Morgan! Calm down!" Referees shouted as she was backed up into a corner, while The COO was getting backed up in the corner, across from her.
"All right. All right. I'm fine. I'm fine." Morgan put her hands up in defense.
"You are gonna get it! I'm so friggin' tired of your crap! I am so friggin' tired!" Triple H yelled.
Suddenly, she jumps over the referees as she nearly gets across the ring, but they manage to hold her back.
"I am afraid of what's gonna happen," Cole said.
"Hunter! Hunter! Let's go! Out of the ring!" Security shouted as the crowd booed loudly.
The COO gets escorted out of the ring, where he meets up with Rosa.
"Darn it..." King frowned.
Morgan looks at the crowd. She wasn't going to let them be unhappy. She quickly runs up to the corner, facing the ramp, and gets on the top rope. Referees rush up to her, trying to convince her to get down.
"What is she doing, now!?" JBL exclaimed. "Get her down!"
"Oh boy! Look out!" King shouted in a high pitched voice as they witnessed Morgan perform a crossbody on Triple H, Rosa, and the security.
The crowd was cheering like crazy as she went after the COO, unloading on him with elbows, and punches. Anything to get some hits.
"What is she doing!? You can't put your hands on the COO of this company! Arrest her!" JBL yelled.
Loud 'Holy shit' chants surround the arena while Morgan starts kicking and screaming as she gets restrained by the referees.
"Morgan is fighting everybody!" Cole shouted.
"I am going to kill you! You are finished! Done!" Triple H managed to get back on his feet and grabbed her by the hair, despite getting pulled back by security.
Celeste tweets 'HOLY CRAP! WWEMorgan101 has gone CRAZY! I love it! #MorganOnTheLoose'
"Who do you think you are!? I am the COO of this company! I created you in this business! And I will take you out! You think you can do this to me!?" The COO was seeing red and he put his hands on her neck.
Morgan, manages to grab a hold of his wrists, trying to get his hands off her neck.
"Stop! Stop!" Referees and security guards shouted. "Get off of her! Enough! That's enough!"
"Get your damn hands off of me!" she managed to give him a kick in the balls as King yelled again in a high pitched voice.
"She just low blowed the boss!" Cole shouted.
"She is going to get so many consequences from this..." JBL guaranteed.
"Morgan! That's enough!" Security shouted.
Celeste tweets 'Why bother breaking it up? All hell has gone loose!'
"Get her out of here! Get that crazy homicidal bitch out of here!" Rosa shouted.
Morgan gets backed up by security and referees near the commentating table.
"Morgan! Do you think before you do things!? You're gonna get fired over this!" JBL shouted.
Morgan snapped her head towards JBL and stormed up to him, gripping him by the jacket. "I don't care!" she screamed in his face.
King laughs as she shoves him back into his chair. She searches under the ring and grabs a chair.
"All right, I'm calling 911, now." JBL took out his phone.
"You deserved that, John," King said with amusement.
As soon as the Outspoken Diva takes out the chair, the referees and security get defensive.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Morgan! Put the chair down! Put it down! Enough!" They shouted as the crowd cheered her on.
The spitfire starts pacing back and forth before slamming the chair on top of the announce table while screaming.
"Somebody calm her down!" JBL yelled.
"You do it since you want to so bad," King replied.
Morgan throws the chair away and goes right after Rosa again, who was trying to help Triple H up.
"Watch your back!" Cole warned as Morgan grabbed Rosa from behind and laid her out with the Morganizer.
The crowd booed once security managed to pick The Outspoken Diva up and begin taking her to the back as her theme came on.
"Morgan just made a statement!" Cole shouted.
"A dumb one. It's a ticket to unemployment." JBL criticized. "Can't believe she attacked me."
"You shouldn't have been running your mouth." King retorted as Triple H struggled to get up while gritting his teeth, in pain.
"Come on. We need to get you checked out." A referee helped him out.
"Get off of me! Get off!" The COO shoved him away. "I want Morgan. Now." He ordered.
"That's not a good idea—"
"FIND HER!"
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On Raw, Melanie was backstage, watching RAW with April and Celeste, who came to visit.
"I cannot believe you went at it with Triple H," Celeste said in amazement.
"That was friggin' awesome. You two going to have a singles match against each other in the future?" April asked.
Melanie grinned. "Fingers crossed. I'd love to face him. Call it a taste of what could happen in the future if the demand is high enough,"
Later as she and April head to catering, they see a big bowl of grapes just for Melanie, as it had the name 'Morgan' on it.
"Time for grapes!" Melanie immediately attacked the bowl.
"Hey! I want some!" April tried to grab some but the Philly Diva blocked her way.
"Aye! Aye! I'm trying to eat my grapes, here. Give me some privacy. Get your own!"
"You can't share? Give me some!" April managed to snatch some from her hand and shoved them in her mouth.
"April! Those are mine! There's another grape bowl over there for everyone else!"
"Haha! Nope!" she teased and grabbed the nicely sealed grape bowl, running away with it.
"Hey! Come back here!" Melanie ran after her.
"Hey dudes, grapes, hide em. Beware of the grape monster. Bye!" April dashed away after giving Jon a bowl of grapes.
"What the—oh no way, you take it." Jon gave Colby the bowl of grapes.
"Hell no, man. I don't want to get speared." Colby gave it to Joe.
"Just because I do spears, doesn't mean I want to get hit by one." Joe gave it back to Colby.
They started passing around the grape bowl like a hot potato, not looking forward to dealing with Melanie's wrath. Melanie always got defensive about her grapes. She was very passionate about them in catering.
"Hey, Heath! Here you want some grapes?" Colby gave Heath the bowl.
"Thanks, man." Heath walked off with the bowl as he sighed out of relief.
"Oh my God! You killed Heath!" Jon exclaimed.
"You bastard!" Joe punched Colby in the arm.
"He'll live...barley." Colby laughed.
The Outspoken Diva walked around backstage. She asked whoever she could find where April would be at. She wanted her grapes back. And she will get her grapes back. She always gets her grapes back.
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"Hey, look what I got? These grapes are good. Haven't had them in a while." Heath started popping them in his mouth.
"Where'd you get them?" Nic asked, getting off of his Twitter account.
"Colby and the guys gave them to me."
Nic looked alarmed. "Wait. Dude, those are MELANIE'S grapes!"
"Oh shit!" Heath quickly left the table and dashed to the men's locker room.
"Aye! Don't leave them with me! I don't want to get attacked!" Nic helplessly looked at the bowl. He saw Jon and quickly put it in his hands. "See ya, bye!"
"Hey! I don't want this!" Jon called out but Nic quickly ran away.
"Where are my grapes!?" Jon heard Melanie's demanding voice, nearby.
Being so alarmed by her voice, he almost dropped the bowl but managed to catch it. He mentally thanked his reflexes as he ran around backstage to find April, and saw her hanging out with Celeste and Ettore.
"You started this. You end it." Jon handed the bowl back to April.
"Oh, come on!" April whined.
"Hey!" Melanie shouted across the hallway and started running after the four of them.
"Ah!" April shrieked and set the bowl down on a table while running away with everyone else.
"Are you guys serious?" She checked on her grape bowl. She turns around, only to get smacked in the face by grape pie.
"Smack cam!" A goofy laugh filled Melanie's ears.
The pie felt cold like it had been in the refrigerator. She removed the pan from her face and slowly wiped the pie off her eyes, and mouth.
"Damn! I got you, good!" Colby laughed.
Melanie laughed with him while he playfully punched her shoulder. All of a sudden, she ceased her laugh and frowned at him.
"Oh shit " He tried to run away but The Outspoken diva jumped on his back, making him fall down on his chest, leaving him in her wrath.
Meanwhile, Celeste, Jon, Joe, April, Heath, Nic, and Ettore came back and laughed at Colby, who was getting beat up.
"Why are you laughing? You guys are next!" She got up and ran after them, laughing to herself as she heard them scream and yell for help.
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Later, as soon as they showed Stephanie getting arrested on TV, Morgan tweeted, 'Stephanie is a #SmoothCriminal. This is an awesome night. Still laughing.'
Dean walks out to the ring, as the crowd gets him a loud pop.
"The wild one. Last night, Dean Ambrose and Morgan Lopez went crazy. Dean Ambrose, not one, not two, but three brawls Seth Rollins last night. Triple H called Ambrose unfinished business. So, he's putting Cesaro in Ambrose's way." Cole said.
"Unfortunately tonight, Morgan has been suspended without pay, until this Friday for Smackdown. The Authority has also ordered that Morgan will be in a handicap match." He informed.
"This is ridiculous! She doesn't deserve this!" King exclaimed.
"Oh yeah? Tell that to the COO. She deserves it. She shouldn't have put her hands on him!" JBL defended. "Last night, Morgan got into two brawls with Rosa and got physical with the COO of the company. Another thing, she helped Dean Ambrose get back in the building last night! She has every right to get suspended. Some WWE Diva she is...And I really think Triple H should have given her a more extreme punishment. Like firing her. Suspending her longer. Giving her a fine. Something else."
"You're just mad because she put her hands on you." King retorted.
Dean loses his match via DQ after hitting Cesaro with a steel chair. He starts throwing chairs into the ring but Cesaro rolls out the ring.
"Is that all you got?" Ambrose's eyes widened.
He sets a chair down and sits on it backward.
Morgan tweets 'My sexy #LeatherJacketBadass is taking charge tonight. Look out WWERollins. And remember, watch your back!'
Later backstage, Rosa was with Renee Young for an interview.
"Ladies and gentlemen—­" Renee got cut off by Rosa who snatched the microphone from her.
"Hi, Renee. You're friends with Morgan, right?" she smiled.
"I am but what does that­—"
"I wonder how far Morgan will go to save her friends," she smirked and walked away, leaving Renee speechless.
"I don't like that smirk. I have a feeling Rosa is going to do something in the near future." Cole said with concern.
"I hope not..." King replied.
Morgan tweets 'LaRosaMendes DON'T go after my friends. ESPECIALLY ReneeYoungWWE. She has nothing to do with this. Don't put her in our business. Leave her alone.'
'Backstage pass'
"Dean, your DQ tonight over Cesaro, was that Dean Ambrose sending a message, to Seth Rollins?" Eden asked.
"Hey, it's just me doing what I gotta do to survive around here. That's just me getting a clean victory. That counts as a clean victory, right?" he asked. "Cause like, if Seth Rollins gets a forfeit win, over a guy that's not even in the building, at Battleground, then how come that doesn't count, as a win, huh? Same thing, right? Okay, I'm sorry, I'm complaining. I'm making trouble. I'm being irresponsible. I apologize. I apologize, everybody. Here's what I wanna know. How is Stephanie McMahon? Has anybody heard from Stephanie McMahon? She in jail, tonight?"
"Stephanie." He looked at the camera. "Stephanie, I have a message for ya, I hope you can hear me. I'm gonna try to get a hold of you, tonight and get you some phone numbers, of some guys that I know that gotten me out of similar situations, that you're in tonight. The names are Sneaky Pete, and Fat Tony the good guy, they're...they're good at what they do guys, and they helped Morg and I out in the past before. Although Morgan was much luckier, but anyway, I want you to know somethin' all right? If any of those big burley women in jail, tonight, try to mess with you or try to push you, you stand up to them, okay? Because you're a McMahon, all right? Stay strong Stephanie, we're all prayin' for ya."
Morgan tweets 'LMAO! Sneaky Pete...Yep, they helped me out a lot back then. Bar fights...Glad I was lucky. #LuckyCharm # StephanieTheJailBird'
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Once Smackdown came along, Morgan was in the ring, getting ready for her match.
"As you can see, Morgan is getting set for her four on one handicap match. I have to admit, this is unfair. I feel like Triple H should have done something else, instead of this punishment match." Cole said.
"He did the right thing. She needs this. She needs this beating so she can get her act together. She isn't going to be off the hook for putting her hands on her boss." JBL criticized.
Morgan glances at the divas in the ring. Summer Rae, Eva, Alicia, And Cameron. She is in no mood for this match as she crosses her arms, leaning on the turnbuckle.
'Ding Ding Ding'
"And here we go wait a minute!" Cole shouted as Rosa slid into the ring and attacked Morgan from behind. "This was a setup!"
The crowd boos as Rosa takes off her heels and starts beating Morgan down with them.
"She deserves this beating. She asked for this." JBL replied as the Philly Diva got ambushed by the divas.
Cameron grabs Morgan by the hair but gets punched in the face.
"She's fighting back!" Cole said as the crowd cheered.
She starts to hold her own as she punches every diva away from her. But Summer and Eva get a hold of her arms, giving Cameron and Alicia the advantage to kick her in the stomach. Morgan falls down on her knees, while Alicia prepares for the scissors kick.
"What a shot by Alicia!" Cole exclaimed.
"Pick her up, again!" Rosa ordered as the divas lay her out with their signature moves.
"Morgan is helpless," Cole said as Rosa grabbed a chair and set it in the middle of the ring.
She grabbed Morgan by her hair and gave her a dirty look. "WHEN are you going to LEARN to stay down and know your place around here? This isn't 2013! The Shield is no more! You're irrelevant to this company! You're nothing without The Shield! Just give up! And I promise, if you continue to stay here, we are going to make your life a living hell." She shoved her away.
Morgan felt groggy as she slowly started to get up to her feet with the support of the chair. The crowd 'Ohs' as soon as Rosa hits her with a swinging neckbreaker on the chair. Then, Eva gives her a microphone.
"1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10." She laughed and taunted the crowd with the divas as her theme came on.
Morgan rubs the back of her neck and glares at Rosa, as she exits the ring.
"Rosa has made a statement. But I don't Morgan is going to give up so easily," Cole said as she got from a referee in the ring.
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shaunsummers · 2 years ago
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Tek's Birthday!
"We can do breakfast and a show." Not having any sort of plans, other than simply adjusting to the now, it was nice to be invited to what was apparently a big event for their household; even if Siren had no clue what she was getting into. Though, in the comfort of an old friendship, she'd take just about any excuse to hangout with Quinn. However, it did seem as though a certain someone could use their help. "God bless." Releasing a sound of humor, Siren motions over to the content blob of intoxication. At least Robin was a happy drunk. "One of us might have to hold her up."
"Well, I hope so. I put down my chicken nugget money for this match." Sure, Robin may have known Sierra for much longer but there had never been a day were she put down someone the way Beatrix did to Devin. At least, that Robin knew about. She beams, feeling confidence boosted from a solid chance at double fast food and the amount of shots sloshing through her insides.
Not that she would have let on but under normal circumstances, Shaun's arm around her would have been a welcomed notion. Unfortunately, tonight it came with a cheap imitation and weird, unflinching eye contact. Oh yeah, Shaun was fucked up. "And I wish you could do a better accent." Titling her head as a hand plucks away her grasp, Lilith perks a mock smile before making her way to reclaim her seat and toss the chip bags on the table.
Jade had simply assumed that Sam was only humored by her girlfriend's transition of softie to controlled rage. So, the reaction mostly goes unnoticed. She does, however, notice Shaun in her drunken state put her arm around Lilith. Even clearly dicking around, it was so obvious. Christ, were they going to pull a Rebel and Tek and take two years to get on with it? Because it sure as fuck seemed so. Being reunited with the summer heat and parted from the nosiest of the bunch, Jade shuffles the pack of cigarettes out of her pocket before breaking from Sierra to join the table. "Use that anger. It'll help."
"Oh, I plan on it." Feeling boosted by the power of her boo and the pop hits of the early 2000's playing from the speakers inside, Sierra begins her journey down the steps to start the show. It was normal for her to be a little nervous about these types of things. Beatrix was no push over. Clearly. But, also, she was super pumped to have a challenge.
"It's okay. It's just one more round." Hell, Rebel felt the same. All she wanted to do was squeeze her and kiss her and gross out Devin. But she had to be strong! "They're going to tear each other to shreds. It's gonna be amazing!" She giggles with excitement, pulling Tek into her arms. Of course, she wasn't going to leave her lady out in the cold. A cuddle drop off was in order. Though, the candidates....Who was worthy? She was still mad at Siren for delaying their Attack on Titan marathon. So, that was out. Robin was fucking wasted. She couldn't be trusted to hold herself up. Lilith and Shaun were too busy flirting. Quinn, while a great friend, might teach her karate that would later cause consequences. To Tek herself. Sam was also great but they barely knew each other. And Devin was just a butt! That left the drama queen himself. "Aiden, take your husband!"
He had already snagged a seat in-between Robin and Devin, ready to see the brawl unfold. His bet was Sierra, naturally, knowing how frightening she was when angry. Flipping his hair back, Aiden grins wide as his eyes meet the newlyweds and he leans his head back to let out a long, high pitched moan. "Come here and give me that sugar, daddy!" He wasn't getting up. They should've known this.
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"Really? That bad, is it? I watched it so many times—for practice." Shaun laughs lightly, her arm falling limply to her side. She had done it unthinkingly, but a small prickle of insecurity surfaced at the rebuff, though was quickly masked with the light response. Perhaps Lilith didn't want her touching her. Shit, whoops. Shaun sets her drink on the table and digs for her cigarettes before taking her seat, folding her idle hand in her lap. "Keep your arms and legs close to your body, she likes going for submissions." She remarks idly to Sierra before she leaves. Of course she had bet on Beatrix, as planned, but she didn't want what happened to Devin to repeat. "I don't think she'll go in quite as hard, but she might if she's worried you'll win."
"Sounds like a plan." Quinn smiles, giving her a small nudge with her arm. "You'll dig it, trust me." And speaking of new roommates that were a little messy, she follows Siren's gesturing to their future one sitting on the chair like a liquid. Lordy.
"Chicken nugget money? Well, now I have to win." Beatrix chuckles, though was thankful for Siren and Quinn coming in behind them. "You might." She remarks to Siren's comment. "She's absolutely plastered."
"Well, I still got an open lap, if you need some strong shoulders to rest on." Quinn teases, tilting her head with a pursed smile. Oh yeah, Robin was hammered. "Two guns just for you, girl."
"Pfft. Well, make sure she's okay, prince charming." Beatrix shakes her head with a sound of humor. "Mama's got lives to ruin." Giving a small salute and smile, she turns to head back out to the grass.
"Okay, one more round. For battle!" Tek relents with a warm smile, delighted to get a little lovin' before they had to separate. And even with her wife making eager and tantalizing mating calls, she still leans up to plant a soft peck against Rebel's cheek before releasing her. "The beauty of polygamy, I can have plenty of sloppy cuddles until you return!" She grins before turning to plop heavily in Aiden's lap, knowing full well he wasn't about to come get her. "No tears, my delicate flower. Papa's here! To take that delicate flower." She grins, running a finger down his chest.
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What do we have here? Our normally suave and charming town musician has gotten himself into a brawl of sorts? Though recounts of the situation remain most vague and unclear, it does appear Costa's "platonic sugar daddy" has been seething with a sort of rage.
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hotaru987-the-2nd · 3 years ago
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Mine. His. Ours Pt. 1
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Rindo Haitani x f!reader x Ran Haitani
Pt. 2
warnings: gaslighting, manipulation, unprotected sex, cream pie, innocent reader, daddy kink, implied sugar daddy!Rindo, I suck a dialogue, I promise…m’not a writing blog…it’s just a phase
Word count: approx. 4.2k
DNI if a minor please! You will be insta blocked if you don’t have ages in bio! Or some indication you aren’t a minor.
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It wasn’t hard to see who it was you belonged to. You’d have to be blind not to see it. Not with how Rindo always made sure to have you hanging off his arm in public, or the way he shamelessly groped and kissed you no matter who was around. And if that didn’t do it then the pretty little, bold ‘R’ tattooed on the back of your neck definitely did. Other people knew not to mess with you otherwise they’d meet the wrath of one half of the formidable Haitani brothers. 
And you. You were a sweet little thing. New to the city from the countryside, eyes bright with all the expectations of big changes and big opportunities in your life. Everyone in your little town knew each other and they were all so nice, always helping you out since your parents died young leaving you with your ailing grandmother. Who also eventually passed not long after you graduated from your local college. You wanted a fresh start away from it all, so left for the city and landed your first job in some Izakaya. 
Your first mistake was being naïve. Your second was not doing your research or asking just why this particular Izakaya was so short on staff. Well you found out quickly enough when you saw the clientele. You only saw yakuza on T.V or movies before coming here, but now they came in droves - changing what you could only connect to as a fantasy into something tangible. They were always causing a mess of the establishment, running the staff like their own personal mules and bringing all of their problems with them. It wasn’t rare that a brawl would start in the middle or outside of the restaurant. You were terrified of being in that place and was already looking for another job but it wasn’t easy.
And all the while you somehow pushed through all of the catcalls, the groping, the manhandling until you were close to tears and you were hiding in the staff room. One particular night a huge gang member was wasted drunk - nothing new -  and was tugging at your clothes and arms every time you walked by - again nothing new. Eventually going so far as to stick his hand up your shirt and grabbing your breast. You could only tremble hoping someone would step in but the other staff members just looked away. And as much as you wanted to curse them you couldn’t because if the roles were reversed you would’ve probably done the same thing. In that job there was an unspoken law and that was ‘better you than me’. 
And that’s how you ended up being dragged out of the store despite your pleading and crying. 
But that’s when he arrived. Tall, handsome and turning heads with every clack of his expensive shoes on the pavement. Long pink and dark blue hair cascaded down his broad shoulders, laying elegantly on top of the light green suit that fit perfectly on his body. You were struck by how beautiful this man was, miles above any of those Takeshi’s or Hiro’s from your old boring town. Too beautiful to be nothing more than a figment of your fear induced imagination. You were too entranced to notice how the larger man tripped over himself to run away. Or that the very same man, who looked to have fallen from empyrean above was walking towards you, stopping only when the tips of his shoes were touching yours. An equally long, elegant finger gently tickling the bottom of your chin to lift it up. He was barely touching you but somehow you felt immobile.
Fuck he was tall! You found yourself lost in the frostiness of his gaze, falsely warmed by the glow of the neon lights from the stores around you. Somehow you found your voice, “U-umm...tha-thank you for h-helping me...Sir…”
“Sure dollface. But my help doesn't come cheap.” 
Your entire face blushed from how close this hot guy was to you. Lashes fluttering when you looked away, unable to bear looking at him so close. Eyes dropping to his neck where you saw what looked like the top half of a tattoo peeking out from the collar of his suit.  “I...I-i can pay for your meal...Um...Is th-that ok?”
The man raised a brow, taking in your trembling appearance. It was like seeing a poor bunny standing in a den of lions just waiting to be eaten. He could smell the innocence on your skin, see the light of hope and opportunity that this world had long since sucked dry out of him. He even saw you were still afraid, thought not as frightened as he would’ve assumed given who he was. “Tell me, doll. What’s your name?”
“I-it’s...Y/N…” You looked up at him with doe eyes, though completely unintentional, “A-and you?”
Had you not been so close you wouldn’t have seen the almost imperceptible way his eyes widened, before a mocking curiosity dancing in the depths of his eyes. The type of curiosity one might have when you happen to walk by an accident and want to see all the gory bits. And then he laughed, startling you even further when he slipped his arm around your waist leading you back into your place of work, “I like you, dollface. The names Rindo Haitani.”
He started coming by occasionally after that, and it didn’t take you long at all to figure out who he was. What he did. And yet you didn’t care. And that scared you a bit. Wasn’t he the same as the other thugs that often came by the store? The very same people who you were trying to run away from? Sure he was handsome, distractingly so, but pretty face or not he was dangerous. You needed to get away from him. From all of this. Maybe it was too early to leave your home town? You weren’t ready for the big city.
But when he would eye you, like he’d throw you over the table to give you the fucking of your life, you couldn’t concentrate on anything but the twists and knots multiplying in your lower stomach, and the rush of heat pooling into the lining of your underwear. It was the first time any man could make you nearly cum your panties from just a single look. Knowing that a man so gorgeous and powerful wanted you was enough to throw any rational thoughts out of the window.
And Rindo knew exactly what he was doing to you. Eyes narrowing in amusement with every longing gaze you sent him, or how you’d shuffle to the back rooms, thighs snatched together and a noticeable red blush on your face. Liked how weak you were whenever he whispered his order right into your ear. Like it was a secret for just the two of you. Taking delight in the way your body would tremble and bite your lips to suppress your moans when his lips brushed against your ear.
While you had your flings there was nothing to prepare you for Rindo. With every sultry gaze, every mischievous, knowing grin and every fleeting touch you found yourself craving him even more. Until your mind was full of nothing but him. Everyday your eyes would be stuck on the front door waiting for that head of pink and blue to peek through. On the days he didn’t show you ran on autopilot. Giving fake smiles or some times not even trying to properly entertain the customers. Simply going about your shift, just hoping for the day to be over so you could be one step closer to him, maybe walking through the door. He had you completely under his thumb before you knew it. You did notice, however, while the overall harassment in the shop didn’t go down, the people who messed with you did. 
On the days he did show up, the person you became should have left you feeling ashamed of yourself. The second he was in the door, even if you were serving another table you pawned them off to someone else and ran to greet him. The sight never failing to make him snicker. You were so pure, so innocent and so eager to please him it was almost pathetic. He could almost see your tail wagging like a little pup coming to greet their master home.
On this particular day it had been almost a week since his last visit so you were feeling more excited than usual. Somehow you had a feeling that he would come today so you put a little more effort into your appearance, wearing a light lip gloss and some makeup to make your eyes pop. While you couldn’t do much with your outfit since it was a uniform, you did go and buy a new push-up bra and undo the first few buttons to catch his attention. Your stomach fluttered in naughty exhilaration when he unabashedly looked down your shirt. Locking your hands behind your back to push your breast out further, smiling as you did and doing your best to keep your blush at bay.
“W-welcome! I’ll show you to your table.”
The smirk never left his face, only deepening at the way your sweet voice spilled from your lips even as you blatantly showed off your body for him. Well if you were going to put on a show he wasn’t going to refuse. “Then what are you waiting for? Turn around and let me see you walk for me.” You giggled, doing as he said another wave of heat filling your body when you felt his eyes drop to the sway of your ass.
He watched you bounce around while taking his order, rushing to the back to get his drink and returning much faster than a typical wait would be. As though you couldn’t stand not being around him - which was the truth. And both of you knew it. When you put the glass down, leaning over more than necessary to give him another little show, Rindo gripped your wrist to stop you from moving.
Eyes immediately searching for his, only to be hit with a wave of dizziness not fully prepared for how close his pretty, purple eyes would be. This time you couldn’t stop the flush on your cheeks or how it spread all the way to your ears, when you heard the low chuckle haze through his lips. His warm breath beating against the underside of your chin. 
“Today must be a special day. M’getting dinner and a show.” Again his eyes swept deliberately along the curve of your soft breast hanging only inches in front of him. Close enough for him to press his lips too if he wanted to, and the growing lust inside of you wished that he would. “Or do ya dress up like this for anyone that comes on through?”
You shook your head quickly and answered shyly, “N-no I...I thought...maybe you’d come today so…”
He answered with a knowing ‘hmm’, hand slipping from your wrist to move the drink off to the side. Then taking your wrist again and pulling you closer. Surprised by the movement you had to prop one knee onto the booth’s seat to stop from collapsing onto his chest, your breath hitching as in this position you could now feel every exhale on your chest. “So these pretty tits here are all for me? Did ya miss me that much, babydoll?” 
A soft whine squeezed past your trembling lips. Head feeling like dead weight from the sexually charged atmosphere burning between you. His free hand moving from your knee, up your sides and all the way to cup the side of your face. Hand so big that even as his thumb pushed against the plushness of your soft lips, his other fingers toyed with the edges of your ear. The sensations making you melt into his hand, your eyes darken and breathing double until you thought you’d pass out from out lightheaded you were.
“Asked you a question, pretty. It’s rude not to answer.” The feel of his rough thumb pushing past the flimsy resistance your mouth provided, and rolling over your tongue had you keening. You wanted nothing more that those fingers make their home inside of your clenching cunt like yours had been the last few weeks when thinking about him. But you managed to pull yourself together to answer with a breathless, “Y-yes...I wanted to see you…”
The fact that you were in public or that you were in the middle of your shift didn’t even register in your mind as your desire for him began to become apparent to even the blindest of people. And Rindo was growing more bold with his touches, the gradual build up for days and weeks, conditioning your body to anticipate and yearn for his touch making you compliant. Easily puppeteering your body into his lap, tucking your legs on either side of his hips. It was a bit of a tight squeeze, the table pressing into your back forcing you to lean against Rindo to avoid the uncomfortable pressure - not that you were complaining. You had dreamed of this moment, being in his lap, feeling his body against yours. Mind and commonsense going numb as his spicy scent of his cologne beckoned you further into the bottomless pools of hypnotic purple. 
Rindo almost felt bad for how easy it was to get you to this point. The poor simple minded country girl -- of course he did his own background check on you -- looking for the starwalt city experience, only to fall into the hands of a demon. He had been looking for a pretty little thing like you for a while. Someone gullible and easy to manipulate into doing whatever it was he wanted. The only problem with little lambs like yourself was that you all break too easily. 
You sighed heavily when his hands roughly squeezed your ass closer to pin your hips together, wiggling slightly from the position as your nerves began to mix with anticipation. “Rindo…” You looked up at him with wide, pleading eyes waiting for him to do something - anything. Hand trembling slightly where they perched timidly on his shoulders.
He took a moment to soak in your expression. Then looked over to the glass of sake you brought over, taking a sip, “My little babydoll missed me didn’t she?” You nodded, “How ‘bout you show me how much. Push those tits out for me.”
Shy but still wanting to please him, you pinched your arms together and arched your back to give him the vie he wanted. “Come’on you can do better than that. Must not’ve missed me that much.” Your heart nearly dropped at the disappointment that threaded through his words, and you doubled your efforts. Pressing so tightly it was almost uncomfortable, fluttering your lashes up at him. “L-like this?” 
He gave you a grin in lieu of answering and before you could think anything else you felt something cold being poured over your chest. You gasped as you watched the sake roll over the curves of your breast, down into your bra soaking both it and your shirt. You still kept your breast pushed together so a bit was caught in your cleavage, but it was a paltry amount in comparison. Your eyes widening even more when he leaned forward drinking from your chest. Head rolling back and your moans flowing freely without care, when his tongue ran long strips up your chest to catching the rolling drops. His lips puckered against your skin sucking greedily at any remnant of the beverage. 
By now you were shamelessly whining in his lap, hips rolling awkwardly against him with the help of his hands that had moved down to your waist. He leaned back to get a better look at your face. His tongue running across his lips as though trying to catch the lingering taste of your skin left behind. “D-do...do you believe me…now? T-that I missed you…?”
He left your question suspended in the air, instead dragging your clothed cunt over the growing hardness between his legs. Holding back the urge to tear off those stupid uniform pants you wore and just fuck you over the table like he wanted to do since the first day. He could tell by the clumsy rolls and twitchiness of your hips that you weren't used to this. And if you were a virgin, the thought of splitting you wide open on his cock made him twitch in his pants. 
“Ya know babydoll, I just don’t think I’m convinced yet.” Your eyes popped open in panic, the only thought in your head was how to make him believe you. You really did miss him. Everyday you waited and waited and waited for him to walk through the door. Not a single day went by without him taking over your thoughts. How could you show him? What should you do?
Only when you felt his thumb brushing against your eyes did you realize you were crying, the frustration in yourself manifesting as warm tears. He cooed at you ‘tutting’ softly, “Aww, don’t cry pretty. Ya know I couldn’t get my pretty baby out my head the whole time I was gone, but it’s ok if ya didn’t feel the same. I’m not mad.” He sighed softly using that to mask the bubbling laughter that wanted to escape. You were too easy. 
Rindo knew just how desperate you were to see him. Sometimes he’d come by just to watch your scurry around, head perking whenever someone would walk through the door, only to visibly deflate in disappointment when it wasn’t him. But seeing you squirm to his tune was too fun to pass up. And it was only a few seconds more before the very words he had been waiting for passed through your trembling lips.
“...What do I gotta do?...I’ll do anything to prove it…” You nuzzled into his hand against your cheek, the tension in your body melting at the smile tugging on his pretty lips. “Anything?...Think I have something in mind. So how about you come home with me tonight, hm?”
And it was that very same night he took you back to his place, and had you bouncing on his cock like a common whore.
“Look atcha...creaming so pretty ‘round my cock.” Rindo chuckled mockingly as he slowly, achingly thrusted into your sore pussy from the back. Fixated on how your ass rippled with every punishing thrust, and shuddering at how you just kept sucking him in more. “Pussy was made to take my fuckin’ cock!” Fuck he could stay balls deep in your pussy all night and it still wouldn’t be enough. “Is it really your first time? Hm?”
Pushing down on your back to make it curve to almost a painful degree, the slight shift in angle making all the difference in the world. And you yelped, almost choking on the spit that dribbled from the corners of your mouth when you felt him pressing against the entrance to your womb. It felt like he was going to punch through it any second. Each battering hit of his weeping tip shattering any coherent thought that wasn’t Rindo’s name.
His pace increased, dick twitching with his encroaching release. Until now you don’t know how many times you came around his fat cock. Each time you felt him ripping you open sent sparks of unbelievable pleasure through your body. Feeling something other than your fingers was such a new feeling, reaching places so deep inside you wouldn’t have thought possible. Every ridge of his cock that hit that one spot that made your toes curl and eyes roll had you gasping for breath. It was all so much, and yet you wanted more.
  “R-rin….ah, ah so deep-! Ah more, please, please...ah….” As much as you could you pushed back against his powerful hips, squeezing around him so tightly Rindo husked a groan so sexy it went straight to your core. 
“I didn’t know you were such a greedy little slut. What me to fuck you harder? Deeper? Pound my cock in you till this slutty cunt is molded to my shape, hm? That what you want?” He pulled all the way out before slamming back in so roughly you were sure there would be a bruise the next day. And you screamed babbling ‘yes, yes, yes’ over and over until your body seized underneath him.
Rindo hissed already attuned to the signs of your climax after dragging so many out of you this night. His hips rutting into you with the sole purpose of chasing his release. “Fuck *groan* this pussy’s mine now. Gonna be a good girl and let me fuck this cunt whenever I want, aren’t ya?” Suddenly he grabbed your hair, yanking you back and making you groan in pain from the now uncomfortable bend in your back. He dragged his tongue up the side of your neck, moaning obscenely into your ear then shoving your face into the sheets. 
“Feel so good, babydoll. Shit, suckin me in real nice-fuuuck!” He pushed deep inside until he was right up against your womb and came with a heavy, satisfied sigh. Slowly grinding against you until his dick went soft inside and you were stuffed with every last drop of him.
Rindo collapsed beside you, and without him holding your hips up your body slunk down onto the soiled sheets below. But your mind was still far away from the present, still recovering from the series of mind blowing climaxes. Soon you felt something oozing out from your hole and your eyes widened, turning to Rindo in panic. 
“You c-came inside….I-i thought you said you wouldn’t.” What happened if you got pregnant? You weren’t on any birth control, and there’s no way you could afford a child. You let yourself be pulled into his arms, snuggling into his still burning body, slick with sweat and a mix of your bodily fluids but you didn’t care. From in his arms you looked up at him, the look of guilt on his face again making your heart race.
“I tried baby. But you were squeezing me so tight I could pull out in time. Must’a meant you didn’t want me to pull out. Did you? Felt too good, didn’t it?” Well, it did feel good when he was inside - your hole clenched around air from the memory. Was it really your fault? Maybe...Maybe you didn’t want him to pull out. “Besides, bet my little princess is all warm right now. Tummy feels nice and full, yeah?” You nodded slowly along with the sultry whisper of his voice, letting yourself be lulled into how soothing it sounded. “See, I knew you would. We’ll deal with it tomorrow. Now let me see my pretty girl’s smile.”
You giggled, smiling even more when he kissed you. Hands beginning to slowly move along your body, hooking under your knee and pulling it over his hip. Where you felt his dick pressing against your stomach “Not again...I got work tomorrow.”
“Work….Ya don’t need that. I can take care of ya.” His lips moved along your neck and under your jaw. With only minimal resistance you tried to push at his chest, “....no I can’t let you do that.”
“But I want to. Come on, just wanna spoil and take care of my good girl. Besides that place is no good for someone like you. Someone so sweet and delicate like my babydoll.”
You thought for a bit, a pout coming to your face, “....It is scary…”
Rindo nodded, taking your chin in his hands to make you look at him. Finding the way your face scrunched in your efforts to use that dumb little brain of yours. “Hmhm, scary, scary. And I can’t protect you if I’m not there….Oh, unless you like that. Like how those men look at you. How they try to touch you when I’m not there. Like when they fantisize about how they want to fuck my cute little babydoll. You wanna leave me? That it?”
“No! I don’t!” The tears that sprung to your eyes were quickly kissed away by warm lips. And just as easily as he brought you to near hysterics he calmed you down. 
“But if I quit then how will I pay for my apartment or live…”
“You don’t have to worry about anything, babydoll. Just sit pretty on my arm and spread those legs when I tell ya to. But when daddy’s busy you gotta behave. But you’re a big girl, you can do that right?” 
“...yeah…” Rindo chuckled at the airy tone in your voice, and wondered if you even knew what you were saying. “Yeah, I know you can. Because my babydoll’s so smart.” Your eyes glowed from the backhanded praise, a sweet smile coming to your face. “I’ll leave some men with you and give you daddy’s card. Go do what your little heart wants.”
You then felt the head of Rindo’s once again hard cock pushing at your entrance, curling your arms around his neck as you shivered. Both of you sighing when he bottomed out and slowly began rocking. “I’ll even let you move in with me. Just let me take care of everything.” You just nodded, “Ah, ah use your words pretty. Say ‘thank you, daddy’.”
Despite everything you did with him already, and practically signing away any autonomy you had over to him in a single night, you still felt a rush of shame at the name. “Thank….thank you, daddy.”
“Good girl.” He shifted a bit to give him more leverage in his thrust and right before you felt your mind being taken over by the pleasure you heard him say, “I’ll introduce you to my brother later. I think he’ll like you too.”
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thottyimagines · 3 years ago
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General masterpost
Who can drive? (Pt. II) (Art)
Everyone is fucking
Whose hands are rated e for everyone?
What if there were random triplets?
Reaction images (II) (III) (IV)
Who’s a barb?
Who kinkshames?
Himbos
Who has the power of god and anime?
Kool-aid in the bong water
#pegallmen
Won’t wash hands
Overly-competitive with musical chairs
It’s always sunny in Konoha
Crying as a college student as a treat
Enemy of the state booty shorts
Bites in a fight
Would choke
Would call you a slur (II)
Brawling in a 7-eleven parking lot
Republicans
BDE
Best butts
Dehydrated
Who is/isn’t a fuckboi
Illiteracy squad
Finish up too quickly
McDonald’s play place adventures
Gross food
Who says their own name during sex?
High School Musical fans
Who is marking up their S/O?
Who’s possessive
Konoha hobbies
Whipped scale
I’m ready to party, are you ready to party?
Speed at which they fall in love
Head game
Drugs?
Rough sex gods
Absolute savages (complimentary) 
Totinos pizza rolls
Most unhinged pairings
Who to trust to paint your nails
Who’s an instigator?
Who eats dog treats?
Sneeze styles
Who plays Fortnite?
No one is listening to Andrew Tate
Who’s getting pegged/not getting pegged
Morosexuals
Ridiculously OP Uchiha self-insert
Drinking water
Who carries the most weapons?
Best to worst people to have a ONS with
Who’s delusional about breakups?
Freud has no place in the Uchiha clan (Part II)
Ghosting
Nightmare blunt rotation
Who’s both gay and homophobic?
S/O is literally a ghost
Socially incompetent
Battling a goose
Sugar daddies/mamas (Part II)
You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
Verginas?
Great buns
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katsumox · 4 years ago
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here’s to cherry cokes and bloody noses, it’s 1965
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i need to write smth w/o burning out so here are the bnha boys in the outsiders au:
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IZUKU MIDORIYA is the "runt" of the group. he's the greaser that the socs pick on relentlessly until he bulks up due to fights with the gang. he's too sweet for his own good, but he grows thicker skin as he ages. he started going out with you, with much dissent from the gang, after you yelled a group of sleazy socs that were bothering you and your friend. let's just say he took care of that relatively quickly. he's a true softy, he loves taking you to the drive in movies, to hang out in someone's yard, or take you riding in his mom's busted car. he works on it with the noys, occasionally, and when is hair gets a bit too long, he'll ask for one of your hairties to hold it :)
SHOUTO TODOROKI is a soc, but one that minds his business. he's well liked, because he's rather indifferent and daddy's money helps and all. he's never seen without a very specific sweater he likes and expensive gifts and candies he gives to his friends and aquaintances. he's not typically seen antagonizing any of the greasers; he finds it beneath him, until some socs starts turning on him when he took a liking to you, a greaser. he didn't think much of it; he's an untouchable, not a greaser nor soc would dare fuck with him and what's his, and that includes you now.
SERO HANTA is a soc, but honestly crosses the line between soc and greaser pretty often. he's the resident casanova of the town, like denki, is seen with a new fling almost every week. that is, until you came along. he likes making a show of picking you up in his dad's red 1964 mustang, making all the girls around gasp, and everyone else quite envious. he's never seen without a toothpick inbetween his pretty teeth and a cocky smile on his face. not much of a fighter, he's much more of a friendly preson, he often says, "make love, not war, baby." he can be a sleaze, sometimes, but you love him for it.
DENKI KAMINARI is a soc, known mainly for his flirtatiousness and driving his father's expensive ass car. he doesn't do very well in school, hence you meeting him as a tutor. he offers you lollipops and always asks to take you out for tutoring him, though he's not really invested in learning the material. he's more interested in your company. he rarely actually fights people, mainly choosing to watch a brawl from a safe distance or not attending at all. he's never seen without his letterman jacket and a cherry lollipop in his mouth, it's his brand, though he'd never give up the chance to give you one, though.
KATSUKI BAKUGOU is a greaser notorious for his fighting skills and temper. he's got a penchant for pissing off socs and then beating the tar out of 'em later. it's one of his favorite activities, other than working on cars in the shop or taking you out on a drive in cars he doesn't own. he's never seen without his leather jacket and a pretty little thing on his arm, namely, you. the boys give him shit for calling you cutesy names (usually dollface, sugar, princess and angel) but he doesn't give a damn because "it's not like any of ya could find a dame like mine, anyways." he's quick to buy you any sort of sweets or small thing he can, because although money can be short sometimes, he wants to be the man to provide for you.
EIJIROU KIRISHIMA is a greaser, he doesn't go picking fights like katsuki does, but that doesn't mean he avoids 'em either. he's never seen without his hair greased and white muscle shirt on. he's also fond of working on cars with katsuki. he has a bad habit of accidently stealing bubblegum from the mom and pop shop across the street when buying drinks and stuff. they just let him take it now. he's the calmest of the greasers, not one to immediately throw punches, but sure as hell likes to finish up fights. however, all that goes out the window when it comes to you. he'd kill a grown man for ya, greaser or soc, because nobody disrespect his sweetheart and gets away with it.
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crazyw3irdo · 2 years ago
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Hey there I'm a SUGAR DADDY and new here and I seek a honest sugarbaby ❤️...not necessarily SEXUAL with a fair weekly allowance....pls send dm for details ☺️
oh yeah sure my résumé’s under the cut
Enter MERCUTIO, BENVOLIO, Page, and Servants
BENVOLIO
I pray thee, good Mercutio, let's retire:
The day is hot, the Capulets abroad,
And, if we meet, we shall not scape a brawl;
For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring.
MERCUTIO
Thou art like one of those fellows that when he
enters the confines of a tavern claps me his sword
upon the table and says 'God send me no need of
thee!' and by the operation of the second cup draws
it on the drawer, when indeed there is no need.
BENVOLIO
Am I like such a fellow?
MERCUTIO
Come, come, thou art as hot a Jack in thy mood as
any in Italy, and as soon moved to be moody, and as
soon moody to be moved.
BENVOLIO
And what to?
MERCUTIO
Nay, an there were two such, we should have none
shortly, for one would kill the other. Thou! why,
thou wilt quarrel with a man that hath a hair more,
or a hair less, in his beard, than thou hast: thou
wilt quarrel with a man for cracking nuts, having no
other reason but because thou hast hazel eyes: what
eye but such an eye would spy out such a quarrel?
Thy head is as fun of quarrels as an egg is full of
meat, and yet thy head hath been beaten as addle as
an egg for quarrelling: thou hast quarrelled with a
man for coughing in the street, because he hath
wakened thy dog that hath lain asleep in the sun:
didst thou not fall out with a tailor for wearing
his new doublet before Easter? with another, for
tying his new shoes with old riband? and yet thou
wilt tutor me from quarrelling!
BENVOLIO
An I were so apt to quarrel as thou art, any man
should buy the fee-simple of my life for an hour and a quarter.
MERCUTIO
The fee-simple! O simple!
BENVOLIO
By my head, here come the Capulets.
MERCUTIO
By my heel, I care not.
Enter TYBALT and others
TYBALT
Follow me close, for I will speak to them.
Gentlemen, good den: a word with one of you.
MERCUTIO
And but one word with one of us? couple it with
something; make it a word and a blow.
TYBALT
You shall find me apt enough to that, sir, an you
will give me occasion.
MERCUTIO
Could you not take some occasion without giving?
TYBALT
Mercutio, thou consort'st with Romeo,--
MERCUTIO
Consort! what, dost thou make us minstrels? an
thou make minstrels of us, look to hear nothing but
discords: here's my fiddlestick; here's that shall
make you dance. 'Zounds, consort!
BENVOLIO
We talk here in the public haunt of men:
Either withdraw unto some private place,
And reason coldly of your grievances,
Or else depart; here all eyes gaze on us.
MERCUTIO
Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze;
I will not budge for no man's pleasure, I.
Enter ROMEO
TYBALT
Well, peace be with you, sir: here comes my man.
MERCUTIO
But I'll be hanged, sir, if he wear your livery:
Marry, go before to field, he'll be your follower;
Your worship in that sense may call him 'man.'
TYBALT
Romeo, the hate I bear thee can afford
No better term than this,--thou art a villain.
ROMEO
Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee
Doth much excuse the appertaining rage
To such a greeting: villain am I none;
Therefore farewell; I see thou know'st me not.
TYBALT
Boy, this shall not excuse the injuries
That thou hast done me; therefore turn and draw.
ROMEO
I do protest, I never injured thee,
But love thee better than thou canst devise,
Till thou shalt know the reason of my love:
And so, good Capulet,--which name I tender
As dearly as my own,--be satisfied.
MERCUTIO
O calm, dishonourable, vile submission!
Alla stoccata carries it away.
Draws
Tybalt, you rat-catcher, will you walk?
TYBALT
What wouldst thou have with me?
MERCUTIO
Good king of cats, nothing but one of your nine
lives; that I mean to make bold withal, and as you
shall use me hereafter, drybeat the rest of the
eight. Will you pluck your sword out of his pitcher
by the ears? make haste, lest mine be about your
ears ere it be out.
TYBALT
I am for you.
Drawing
ROMEO
Gentle Mercutio, put thy rapier up.
MERCUTIO
Come, sir, your passado.
They fight
ROMEO
Draw, Benvolio; beat down their weapons.
Gentlemen, for shame, forbear this outrage!
Tybalt, Mercutio, the prince expressly hath
Forbidden bandying in Verona streets:
Hold, Tybalt! good Mercutio!
TYBALT under ROMEO's arm stabs MERCUTIO, and flies with his followers
MERCUTIO
I am hurt.
A plague o' both your houses! I am sped.
Is he gone, and hath nothing?
BENVOLIO
What, art thou hurt?
MERCUTIO
Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch; marry, 'tis enough.
Where is my page? Go, villain, fetch a surgeon.
Exit Page
ROMEO
Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
MERCUTIO
No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a
church-door; but 'tis enough,'twill serve: ask for
me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man. I
am peppered, I warrant, for this world. A plague o'
both your houses! 'Zounds, a dog, a rat, a mouse, a
cat, to scratch a man to death! a braggart, a
rogue, a villain, that fights by the book of
arithmetic! Why the devil came you between us? I
was hurt under your arm.
ROMEO
I thought all for the best.
MERCUTIO
Help me into some house, Benvolio,
Or I shall faint. A plague o' both your houses!
They have made worms' meat of me: I have it,
And soundly too: your houses!
Exeunt MERCUTIO and BENVOLIO
ROMEO
This gentleman, the prince's near ally,
My very friend, hath got his mortal hurt
In my behalf; my reputation stain'd
With Tybalt's slander,--Tybalt, that an hour
Hath been my kinsman! O sweet Juliet,
Thy beauty hath made me effeminate
And in my temper soften'd valour's steel!
Re-enter BENVOLIO
BENVOLIO
O Romeo, Romeo, brave Mercutio's dead!
That gallant spirit hath aspired the clouds,
Which too untimely here did scorn the earth.
ROMEO
This day's black fate on more days doth depend;
This but begins the woe, others must end.
BENVOLIO
Here comes the furious Tybalt back again.
ROMEO
Alive, in triumph! and Mercutio slain!
Away to heaven, respective lenity,
And fire-eyed fury be my conduct now!
Re-enter TYBALT
Now, Tybalt, take the villain back again,
That late thou gavest me; for Mercutio's soul
Is but a little way above our heads,
Staying for thine to keep him company:
Either thou, or I, or both, must go with him.
TYBALT
Thou, wretched boy, that didst consort him here,
Shalt with him hence.
ROMEO
This shall determine that.
They fight; TYBALT falls
BENVOLIO
Romeo, away, be gone!
The citizens are up, and Tybalt slain.
Stand not amazed: the prince will doom thee death,
If thou art taken: hence, be gone, away!
ROMEO
O, I am fortune's fool!
BENVOLIO
Why dost thou stay?
Exit ROMEO
Enter Citizens, & c
First Citizen
Which way ran he that kill'd Mercutio?
Tybalt, that murderer, which way ran he?
BENVOLIO
There lies that Tybalt.
First Citizen
Up, sir, go with me;
I charge thee in the princes name, obey.
Enter Prince, attended; MONTAGUE, CAPULET, their Wives, and others
PRINCE
Where are the vile beginners of this fray?
BENVOLIO
O noble prince, I can discover all
The unlucky manage of this fatal brawl:
There lies the man, slain by young Romeo,
That slew thy kinsman, brave Mercutio.
LADY CAPULET
Tybalt, my cousin! O my brother's child!
O prince! O cousin! husband! O, the blood is spilt
O my dear kinsman! Prince, as thou art true,
For blood of ours, shed blood of Montague.
O cousin, cousin!
PRINCE
Benvolio, who began this bloody fray?
BENVOLIO
Tybalt, here slain, whom Romeo's hand did slay;
Romeo that spoke him fair, bade him bethink
How nice the quarrel was, and urged withal
Your high displeasure: all this uttered
With gentle breath, calm look, knees humbly bow'd,
Could not take truce with the unruly spleen
Of Tybalt deaf to peace, but that he tilts
With piercing steel at bold Mercutio's breast,
Who all as hot, turns deadly point to point,
And, with a martial scorn, with one hand beats
Cold death aside, and with the other sends
It back to Tybalt, whose dexterity,
Retorts it: Romeo he cries aloud,
'Hold, friends! friends, part!' and, swifter than
his tongue,
His agile arm beats down their fatal points,
And 'twixt them rushes; underneath whose arm
An envious thrust from Tybalt hit the life
Of stout Mercutio, and then Tybalt fled;
But by and by comes back to Romeo,
Who had but newly entertain'd revenge,
And to 't they go like lightning, for, ere I
Could draw to part them, was stout Tybalt slain.
And, as he fell, did Romeo turn and fly.
This is the truth, or let Benvolio die.
LADY CAPULET
He is a kinsman to the Montague;
Affection makes him false; he speaks not true:
Some twenty of them fought in this black strife,
And all those twenty could but kill one life.
I beg for justice, which thou, prince, must give;
Romeo slew Tybalt, Romeo must not live.
PRINCE
Romeo slew him, he slew Mercutio;
Who now the price of his dear blood doth owe?
MONTAGUE
Not Romeo, prince, he was Mercutio's friend;
His fault concludes but what the law should end,
The life of Tybalt.
PRINCE
And for that offence
Immediately we do exile him hence:
I have an interest in your hate's proceeding,
My blood for your rude brawls doth lie a-bleeding;
But I'll amerce you with so strong a fine
That you shall all repent the loss of mine:
I will be deaf to pleading and excuses;
Nor tears nor prayers shall purchase out abuses:
Therefore use none: let Romeo hence in haste,
Else, when he's found, that hour is his last.
Bear hence this body and attend our will:
Mercy but murders, pardoning those that kill.
Exeunt
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legit9thlunaticwarrior · 3 years ago
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⭐️ - request 🖤 - personal favorite 🎵 - songfic 📝 - “i just exist” 🚀 - drabble 💬 - comes from a prompt (specified in the oneshot)
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📝🖤 'Princess of Positivity' ⭐️ ‘Plus’
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Bron Breakker⚠️
📝 ‘Broadway and Breakker’ ⭐️ SFW Alphabet : A,B,G,O,X
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Cody Rhodes💭
📝 ‘Oh Honey’
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Damian Priest🏹
⭐️ ‘Hear the Calling’ (The Judgment Day)
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Dominik Mysterio💛
📝🖤 ‘CODA Champion’ ⭐️ ‘Count on You’
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📝 ‘Solar Steel’
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John Cena👋
⭐️🖤 'Sugar Daddy's Little Girl'
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⭐️ ‘Heaven Knows’
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⭐️ ’Hear the Calling’ (The Judgement Day)
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absolutepokemontrash · 4 years ago
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The Demon Bros Play DND!
Who’s ready for some Stupid Headcanons?
So, the Satanic Panic of the 1980s claimed that the tabletop RPG known as Dungeons and Dragons had the power to turn your children into satanists and devil worshippers. So of course, the brothers have totally played DND after hearing about all the human world nonsense.
Lucifer the Back-up Back-up DM
He’s too busy to play this game dammit, stop inviting him! What do you mean both Satan and Simeon can’t DM the one-shot? Ugh... fine.
Despite all his UUUUUUUUGGGGHHH, Lucifer is a damn good storyteller, prepare to be immersed as hell.
Also, sorry guys, he’s a rule whore. If something’s against the rules, YOU AREN’T DOING IT.
He’s also a complete sadist who will randomly get everyone to roll perception checks for NO REASON.
Lucifer has definitely stood up and slammed his hands on the table while giving a description for extra effect, Mammon screamed and nearly fell out of his seat which REALLY ruined the mood.
��Everyone, we’re rescheduling, I’m too busy.”
He’s been a player a few times, and he’s NOT good at it. All his characters end up being really generic and boring. He’s better at being the world and everything in it, not the dummy wandering around it.
Human/fighter lookin’ motherfucker
In conclusion, he’s a good DM, but he’s probably too busy to play.
Over-Powered Self Insert (Mammon)
This game is for nerds! He’s not playin’, Levi!
Fine, his character is great and amazin’ and is also him. MC! What do these numbers mean-
Mammon’s the type of player to make his character a self insert and not take it too seriously, then get really REALLY attached as the campaign progresses.
He’s the type not to make a backstory for his character either, so go wild DM MCs!
He also both purposefully and accidentally metagames a whole bunch. Like dude, YOU know this, YOUR CHARACTER DOES NOT.
Shit he forgot his dice, can he borrow some?
“Okay MC, that’s five points of piercing damage.” “I RUN OVER AND HEAL THEM! I’LL SAVE YA MC!”
Mammon goes out of his way to save MC’s character long before it would make sense in-character to do so.
“Well, as your first man it’s my duty to save your character! You’ll probably be a blubberin’ mess if I didn’t...”
He’s not the best role player, but he’s also not the worst at it either. He tends to break character when things get too serious and he doesn’t know what to do.
Notes who? He came in here with one sheet of printer paper and it’s for doodling only.
He and Asmodeus start the tavern brawls. No question about that.
Theft is very common, he’s stealing from everyone, including but not limited to: the party, the royal guards, the dead enemies, the giant fuck-you dragon that Satan dropped in there to deter Mammon from stealing...
“I’m gonna steal that crown from the dragon.” “Roll stealth.” “Nat 20 BITCHES.” “Fuck you.”
If his character dies, may the Demon King have mercy on his greedy little soul because he’s going to mope about it for a damn long time.
Over-Powered Self Insert Again (Leviathan)
His character totally isn’t a self insert, shut up! He just looks and acts like an idealized version of himself!
He’s the one with twenty pages of character info and backstory AND the amazing commissioned art.
Levi has about 40 sets of expensive blue dice that he claims gives him the best rolls but an average session with him usually leads to roughly 10 crit fails.
While his luck with dice isn’t that good, he’s the player who will get as much out of their turn as possible, AKA break out the calculators and notes we’re doing some math.
His turn goes on for at least ten minutes because of all the shit he’s doing. When you finally think it’s over he goes “I still have my movement!”
Takes notes like a madman, every bit of lore and character info is being written down, meaning it’s a headache for everyone involved if there’s a continuity error because Levi WILL point it out.
“So you all head to the east, the great Valley of-” “Hang on, valley? In the second session you said there was a mountainous area to the east.” “Levi, shut up.”
Levi is the self appointed “guys come on let’s get back on track!” player, and whoever’s DMing is grateful to have him.
Levi is kind of the opposite of Mammon in terms of character seriousness, at first he’s taking everything super seriously and then as the campaign goes on he slowly loosens up and has some fun.
Out of curiosity one day he searches up a magical girl DND class and he’s ALL OVER IT. PLEASE LET HIM BE A MAGICAL GIRL NEXT CAMPAIGN-
Damn good at roleplaying, he’s carrying the entire in-character discussion until everyone else gets into it.
The Done With Your Bullshit DM (Satan)
So, this is the game that’s supposedly summoning him all the time despite the fact that he hadn’t been up to the human world since the 50s... what the fuck is everyone on up there?
It was the 80s, probably a lot of drugs.
When Satan DMs, you can only break the rules if it enhances the story... or if it fucks with Lucifer’s really boring character.
He will fudge dice rolls every once and a while, he also gets very attached to the characters everyone has made so he doesn’t want to perma-kill any of them unless they roll a DND quadruple natural 1 sin or something.
As attached as he gets, he isn’t above completely raging, killing everyone’s characters, and ending the session if everyone’s being annoying.
Don’t worry, your characters will be safe and sound next session once everything calms down... just don’t mention how Satan burned your character sheet right in front of you. It’s your fault if you didn’t make a second copy of your character sheet!
He’s pretty decent when it comes to improv when a player stumbles into something he didn’t plan out, but that’s not going to stop him from getting a little annoyed.
Though, if you somehow manage to get to the big bad too soon... yeah sorry, he’s got a way more dramatic fight scene planned, your player’s getting conveniently blasted out of there.
As a player, Satan is pretty decent at the game overall, but he tends to be a little aggressive if there’s an overarching mystery to be solved.
He needs to understand what’s going on! He doesn’t care if it upends the plot or it’s too early to find out! He needs to know!
His character is actually distinct and different from himself, Satan thinks it’s more interesting that way. All the books he’s read have made him a pretty awesome role player!
Satan’s notebook both as a DM and a player is filled to the brim, no detail is too insignificant to be put on the page.
Satan doesn’t fear dungeon puzzles... dungeon puzzles fear Satan.
“Are you all stupid?! This puzzle is so easy a four year old could solve it!”
I ROLL TO SEDUCE- (Asmodeus)
At first he didn’t want to play, he doesn’t play these kinds of games, sweetie. He’s too pretty.
When he’s finally convinced he puts a decent amount of effort into his character, but leaves the backstory pretty open.
Asmo would probably be the bard... right? No. He’s the warlock with the magic sugar daddy patron, and the warlock patron is spoken to as such.
“Hey baby... how’ve you been? Have I been good~?” “...”
Huh! Who woulda thought that all the bedroom roleplaying would transfer so well to DND!
Simeon is the only DM that doesn’t immediately shut this down, so Asmo will be extra inclined to play if Mr. Nice Shoulders is DMing.
When he gets really into it he buys a bunch of sparkly and very pretty dice, they bring him good luck in every roll!
Asmo has a fictional harem, no question about it. It gets to the point where Satan, Lucifer, and Simeon stop describing NPCs as attractive.
He’s rolling to seduce either way, he’s turned many an antagonist into a lover. To be fair, Asmo’s horniness has gotten everyone out of a lot of jail cells... so they can’t complain.
His notes consist of really random comments about the plot and the other players. It’s also COATED with doodles.
‘Wow, this character is such an asshole, I hope Belphie kills them.’ ‘Shit.’ ‘MC looks so cute when they play their character!!!!!!!! :D’
Poor bab forgets the rules a lot... it’s just too much to remember, okay?! How was he supposed to know that he ran out of spell slots an hour ago?!
Please help him, MC...
*Dice Cronch* (Beel)
Homeboy has been given edible dice, no question. He has also eaten the non-edible dice...
Beel goes to Satan for help with making his character, and he ends up really loving the character! :D
Problem is, he’s not that good at roleplaying... D:
“Can my character eat that person?” “Beel, no- you know what? Let me check what you’d need to roll to do that.”
I’ll save you MC part 2 electric boogaloo, but when it comes to Beel, the entire party is getting protected, no matter how little it makes sense in-character.
While Beel does take notes, a lot of them don’t end up being very important for later events. For example, he’ll jot down stuff about the layout in one room, but it turns out he didn’t take notes for the room that was actually going to be used for a boss fight.
He’s always nice to the NPCs, shame Belphie doesn’t show them the same courtesy.
Murder Hobo (Belphie)
Chaotic evil.
“Belphie, your character’s alignment is neutral good, remember?” “Fuck that, this guy’s annoying me.”
If Belphie doesn’t like an NPC, it’s up to the rest of the party to stop him from derailing the campaign and killing them.
He has space themed dice because cow-man likes space and thought they were pretty.
Notes? NOTES? You think Belphegor, the Avatar of SLOTH, takes notes? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
He’s drooling all over the notebook... ew. Someone wake him up and tell him it’s his turn.
He puts about 35% effort forth to make a halfway decent character, and approximately 4% effort to actually roleplay.
Belphie sleeps through important plot details so he’s almost always really confused. He’ll turn to MC and ask them to explain what he missed before not learning his lesson and going back to sleep.
Wake him up for the dungeon puzzles though, he and Satan love those.
“Okay, we can’t see what’s in the room because none of the conscious party members have dark vision?” “Nope, what do you do?” “...I shove Mammon inside and shut the door.” “WHAT?!”
Bonus! The Best DM (Simeon)
Our favourite angel has homebrewed this entire campaign and boy fricken howdy are these players going to enjoy it.
Simeon fudges the dice rolls to avoid anything too irreversibly bad happening, buuuuuuut he’s still a total asshole who does the random perception rolls to keep everyone on their toes.
Everyone gets a character arc god dammit, even if they don’t have a backstory, one will be provided!
He’s got a map, he’s got miniatures, he’s got dice and backup dice for the backup dice, he’s got DM notes for days!
Simeon could be a voice actor with the amount of character voices he can do, no one ever gets confused with who’s talking.
Did someone just uncover a massive bit of plot that was meant to be found out later? Good job! No harm done! Simeon’s DM improv is second to none, and the plot will adjust accordingly!
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booksforevermore13 · 4 years ago
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I know now
Summary: Harry heaved in a breath, and looked at her, this time seeing her for herself, and not the little girl he had gotten used to in his mind.
"I know now," he said.
And Lily smiled.
Read it on AO3 if you prefer.
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"I learnt about fishes today." Harry heard Lily's voice and turned to look at her.
A smile tugged at his lips as he saw the small, though hazy figure of his daughter by the edge of the bed, red hair bundled on her head in an angry halo as she tugged her dress further down her knees.
One hand reached out beside him to find his glasses, flailing around when he felt a pair being gently put over his eyes. Harry kissed Lily's hands, brushing his beard against her palm and smiling as she giggled.
"Now, about the fishes," he started as Lily climbed up on the bed and crawled onto his stomach, Harry holding her by her side to keep her steady.
"I saw a movie today," she said, "about Dory. And Nemo. But I liked Dory the best," and Harry nodded, though he hadn't the slightest idea what she was saying. "Dory is blue in colour and she has yellow fins, like the yellow of the sun and she can breathe in water and make whale sounds, like this." She oohed and Harry laughed as she oohed until she lost her breath.
"Dory sounds good," he said seriously, lips set in a half-smile.
"I think she's really pretty. Even prettier than Mummy."
"Then I bet she's good."
"Mummy said so too. She said I was right."
Lily smiled triumphantly, and Harry smiled back, gently stroking her hair out of her bun. Lily hated her hair like that, but at three, it had grown past her shoulders, and Ginny had resorted to tying it every morning before school.
Lily didn't like that either.
"Daddy," she called now and Harry's eyes left her hair and settled on her.
"Hmm?"
"Can you make me Dory?"
"Make you - wait, what?"
Lily looked expectantly at him and he stared blankly back at her as he fumbled with what she said.
"Dory's a fish, Lils," he said after a while. "I don't think anyone can be Dory."
"But you can do anything," she protested. "And Mummy always says anyone can be anything they want."
And that was what Lily asked. Never an extra side of ice-cream or a piece of fudge in the middle of the night. A few months back, she'd asked him to turn her into a tiger. The month after, she'd wanted to be a princess. He'd agreed gladly to that, before she'd proposed he turn into a frog so that she could kiss him and he'd turn into a prince.
Now, it was Dory, the blue fish.
It seemed as if she took Ginny's advice most literally.
He was tempted to turn her down, at least the logical part of him did, but then he looked at her and saw the way she was staring at him, with that hopeful glint in her eyes and almost immediately knew she'd won.
She always did.
It wasn't a surprise when an hour later, when they looked into the mirror, they met with a disgruntled orange dad carrying his elated blue daughter, yet, both of them happy.
Dory and Nemo indeed.
...
"Think you can catch up, old man?" Lily said as she took off after the Snitch, her hair flying behind her, like her mother's had, years before. Harry watched with a smile as she flipped her broom in the air, hands steady as she shot off again in typical Weasley fashion. He had to warn her about that, but part of him — the part that defended his children from his wife after a poorly executed prank — knew she had it handled.
It was only after James had hollered at him to get moving, did he realize that he had to catch the Snitch too. "Sorry," he yelled as he took off behind Lily, searching for that familiar golden glint of light he'd gotten used to over the years before realising there wasn't any to follow.
He slowed down. A Wronski Feint, she'd been attempting and almost succeeded in pulling off.
She'd almost got him.
Almost.
"Why are you slowing down?" James yelled from his Keeper post as he dashed to block a Quaffle. Instead of kicking it away from him, he caught it, turned around and put it through the hoop.
Cheating it was, him playing Keeper and Chaser at the same time, but there were only four players, and his children were set on making it as realistic as possible.
Harry only smiled knowingly at James, the Dad-smile, the one that his children hated, before he heard Lily yell and took a sharp turn to face her.
She was holding something, something small and grinning widely and as Harry squinted, he saw a golden object in her fist, wings folded as it struggled against her grasp, a futile attempt to get out, as every Seeker knew.
"Wha—"
"Yes, Lily!" Albus yelled, before he even had a second to register his disbelief. He whooped and stuck out his tongue at James. "Take that, you oaf!"
"Oh, shut up," James muttered as his glare turned to Harry. "I swear Dad, if you took it easy on her—"
"I didn't!" Harry defended. "There - I thought - there wasn't any Snitch when I followed her!"
"What's she holding now, a trumpet?"
"Yeah I transfigured it into a Snitch," Lily said sarcastically from behind Harry and he could hear the distinct flutter of a Snitch caught. "Look around, you'll probably see the real one behind your shoulder.
Albus was laughing hysterically on his broom while they fought and Harry had a distinct feeling that there was something else going on between them three. He watched them for a few seconds, before turning to Lily.
"How did you do that?" he asked her, glancing yet again at the Snitch in her hand.
Lily shrugged, an arrogant smirk plastered on her face as her eyes gleamed with what he knew was glee. A smile made his way on his face as he took in her stance, one he'd seen many times before.
James yelled behind him, breaking through his reverie and Harry turned around, just barely catching him pass over a coin to his brother.
"You had bets?" he asked incredulously and Albus slipped the coin in his pocket with a sheepish grin.
"I thought that was obvious," Lily said flippantly from behind him and Harry frowned.
"What were you betting on?"
"Which of you'd catch the snitch first," James said, "thanks Dad. Really appreciate it."
"Your welcome," Lily piped in again and James glared at her. "What?" she defended, "everyone here knows I'm the only one here who can beat him."
"Bollocks."
"Yeah?" Lily mocked and Harry chuckled as he watched James rise up to the challenge, not long before they were yelling at each other, mostly led by James and Lily with the occasional comment from Albus that fuelled their entire brawl.
It'd take their mother to make them stop.
He laughed out loud when he saw Ginny walk outside with a chocolate covered spatula and brandish it at the three of them as she yelled something he couldn't hear.
He had been right.
Harry flew towards the ground, landing on his feet a few metres away from his wife. He smiled as he saw her turn to face him.
"Lily caught it," he announced, entirely unaware of himself and watched as Ginny smiled in amusement and turned away from him.
"Didn't expect that, did you?"
"Absolutely not."
They walked into the house, Ginny heading towards the kitchen and Harry following her. He watched her for a while as she bustled about, taking out the eggs from the fridge and flour from the cabinet, attempting to open the sugar with one hand before Harry did it for her.
"Where are they?" he asked after a second, noting the absence of his children hovering around the kitchen.
"The boys are upstairs," Ginny stated, "Lils said she'll be at Luna's. Said she had some work."
"Work?"
"Yes, well, we both know what work she actually has."
Ginny looked up at him, grinning. First year off at Hogwarts and Lily had stepped out the train with her three newly indicted friends, two of them being her cousins. The Marauders, they called themselves. The two years that had followed, they'd only grown closer, choosing to spend all their time together, Luna's house being their place.
Mostly because she never interfered.
Harry had only grown to notice the striking similarity they had to the original four.
"It's an acquired name, but I don't think they'll mind," Ginny said softly and Harry laughed, recognizing the words Lily had said the day she'd come back from Hogwarts.
"They won't," he agreed. "They'd be proud, actually."
He dipped one finger in the batter, laughing as Ginny swatted it off.
"Are you upset?" she teased as she continued mixing the batter with her spatula.
"About what?"
"Third time this week you couldn't catch the snitch" she pointed out and Harry laughed.
Five years ago, he'd been the one teaching Lily how to catch a snitch. How the roles had reversed.
"She's clever, I'll give you that," Harry said. "Though I can't fathom how she managed to hide the Snitch from me."
"She didn't," Ginny said with a smile. "I thought you of all people wouldn't fall for that."
"What do you mean?"
Harry waited for her answer but then frowned as he saw her smile fall.
"Nothing," she replied finally and sighed. "One day you'll realise she's more like you than you'll ever know."
He didn't know what Ginny was hinting at. It had become obvious over the months that he was struggling, reaching out to Lily. At fourteen, it seemed whatever he said, it wasn't enough to understand her. His own daughter was a mystery to him, and sometimes he envied Ron for the easy understanding he had with Rose.
"I don't get it," Harry muttered as he slipped her hands around Ginny's waist, bringing her back closer to his chest. He bent forward, pressing his lips below her ear and Ginny smiled sadly.
"I hope you don't mind getting flour on that shirt."
Harry didn't answer, and Ginny arched her neck to look at him. "You're going to tell me what you're thinking?" she asked, and he smiled down at her as he saw her eyes shrouded with concern. Even after all these years, she knew exactly what he was feeling, every time.
He shook his head and Ginny turned around, Harry's arms still around her.
"I don't know her anymore," he admitted. "Not like-not like I did back then." He sighed. "I don't think I even know what her favourite colour is now," he said, looking down at his wife.
"It's still green, I can tell you. Green like the forest—"
"After the rain," Harry finished and laughed.
He remembered when Lily had said that for the first time. She was three, her biggest fascination then, being his eyes. He remembered how she had begged him one day to change her brown eyes to his green, and he'd wondered why. Her eyes were the most exquisite ones he'd seen, exactly like her mother's, but apparently, the three year old thought differently. He'd taken her to the forest the next day and told her to choose a leaf, any leaf so that he could transfigure it to something she'd be able to keep with her always. He'd not expected her to choose the entire forest, and Harry had simply smiled then at the innocence with which she'd looked at him.
"She's going to be seventeen soon," he said finally. "She's not… my little girl anymore."
"Yet she still looks at you like she's three."
"And I hope that never changes."
...
Ginny was outside. He knew she could listen to each and every word he said. He looked across him at Lily, and then back at the ground again.
This was not for Lily.
She was not made for the Ministry. She was not supposed to be an Auror.
How was Ginny not seeing this?
How had she accepted it so easily?
Twenty-five years ago, when he'd walked into the Ministry, he'd vowed that things would change. They had to at that time.
Fifteen years later, he'd found himself vowing he'd not let his children suffer the same fate he had had. That he'd not let them become a pawn of the Ministry.
To his credit, he'd succeeded.
Three years ago, when James decided to become a Curse Breaker, he'd felt the relief that one felt after a hard job well done. One year later, when Albus claimed his dreams of becoming a Healer, he'd been satisfied. He had been so sure he'd saved them from a miserable future.
Harry had never expected his youngest to say those words.
"Dad," Lily urged now. "Dad."
Harry looked up from the floor, and met with his daughter's eyes, carrying a look he'd seen many times before. It was the look she had before she caught the Snitch, the one she'd had when she'd asked him to turn her into Dory so many years ago.
It was when she was unstoppable.
"How'd it come to this, Lils?" Harry asked. "Why an Auror? I always thought you wanted to play Quidditch. Like your mum."
What had gone wrong?
"That was when I was eleven, Dad," Lily said, and he had that unworldly feeling that he had let her down. "I'm seventeen now. I know what I want to do."
"No you don't, Lils," he said. "The Ministry isn't what it was before. It isn't—"
"You don't think I know that?" Lily said quietly, and he could see the anger flashing in her eyes.
She knew that. She'd known that for years now.
She'd been on the receiving side of it.
Four years back, when she'd needed help, the Ministry hadn't given it.
Four years back, when she'd been cornered by Dementors in broad daylight, the Ministry hadn't come to her rescue.
He remembered the muffled cries he'd heard from her room that night, cries she'd tried hard to suppress, but hadn't been able to. She'd been the witness to the work of a Dementor. An innocent Muggle being a victim. He knew she blamed herself. For not being able to produce a Patronus. For not being able to save a person who'd only ever tried to help.
He'd failed in protecting her.
And she'd paid the price.
Eleven years back and it had happened again.
She had a friend. Julian. He remembered him. When they were seven, they liked to play in the pond at the back of their house, pretending to be frogs turned into princes. He remembered how the cookies vanished when they were together, how the swing he'd tied to the poplar tree in their garden was reserved only for them.
That day Ginny had had to go out, so Lily had gone over to play with him.
Harry had always known his work would one day catch up with him.
Just never like this.
When he'd got that message from Ginny, her horse prancing around the room in a panicked gallop, he knew it had happened. When he Apparated into their house, Julian's parents were the first thing he saw. Lying on the floor, victims of the killing curse.
But nothing could have prepared him from what he saw upstairs.
Julian's body. His eyes gazing into the ceiling, his hands which had never stayed still before, lying limp on the ground. It was very much unlike the sandy-haired boy he'd grown accustomed to see during the weekends, sitting opposite to him in the kitchen as he helped himself to Ginny's pancakes.
Beside him, Lily lay on her mother's lap, sobbing into her shirt, but refusing to leave Julian's side. He could hear her incoherent cries, her mumbles as she repeated a phrase over and over again.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
And his heart broke, because his little girl had seen something no child should ever have to see.
Because she'd watched her friend die.
Because he'd failed again.
And she'd paid the price.
Lily knew the Ministry — better than even he did — how they chose whom to save, how they chose whom they forgot, their cases never to be heard of again. How the Ministry had slowly lost sight of what they were fighting for. How it was just a crumbling shell in the place of what it had once been.
And even though it was the most daunting thing he'd ever admitted to himself, deep down, he knew that Lily was wired to this. Just like he'd been at her age, this was what she knew she wanted to do.
But unlike him, he knew she'd succeed in what he failed.
And even though he didn't understand, he knew he didn't have a choice.
"I always thought you wanted to be a Quidditch player," he said, and Lily smiled, her eyes tired. As if she was tired of fighting for herself.
But he knew she still had fight left.
"I think you lost me there on the way," she replied finally and Harry smiled.
"Yeah. Yeah, I probably did."
"One day you'll realise she's more like you than you'll ever know."
He'd never understand, but he'd try.
He'd vowed he'd never let his children do the same mistakes he had, but perhaps, that vow had been more for him than it was for them. And in the end, he knew that him being an Auror had only fueled the fire he'd begun to see in his daughter.
Perhaps, him being an Auror hadn't been a mistake at all.
If that's what she wanted to be.
"You know, Dad," Lily said, and Harry, for a second there, saw a hint of fear in her eyes but didn't know what it was for. "I don't exactly need your permission."
"I know you don't."
"I'd just really like you to know."
Harry nodded, his green eyes glinting with unshed tears. Green like the forest a rainy day, she'd said. Green like his.
Because if there was one thing he'd always known about his daughter, it was that she knew him. That even when he'd lacked in being a father to her at times, she'd never lost sight of him.
Even when he hadn't listened to her present.
But he'd listen to her now. He'd do for her what he should have done years back.
Listen.
So he smiled because he'd lost her there, but never completely. Because she was his daughter. Because she was his to protect and let go.
Because she was more like him than he'd ever know.
Harry heaved in a breath, and looked at her, this time seeing her for herself, and not the little girl he had gotten used to in his mind.
"I know now," he said.
And Lily smiled.
...
Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition
Huge, huge thanks to my teammates for beta-ing!!
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seongpinkhwa · 3 years ago
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did i mention he's a vampire? my dad can't die!! paler than a motherfuckin' overcast sky!! only comin' out at night!! killing folks with one bite!! think he sucks? well you goddamn right <3 me and dad at the ball park, hittin' balls with a bat if you bully me, you're gonna brawl with a bat who needs a sugar daddy when you got a sugar dad? unlimited allowance, no cap dad been alive for 400 years (vampire shit!!!!!!) he don't show up in the mirrors (rich man shit!!!!!!) he don't show up for his kids (how he live forever, but ain't got time for his kids?) but it's cool!!!!! i get that money from the top bitch call that trickle down economics you don't wanna mess with me i promise !! the money never stops but it's got a lot of commas !! if i have a bad dream, then i'm hoppin' in his coffin !! dad's richer than jeff bezos !! it ain't fall, but he's raking up pesos !! puttin' all my haters underneath gravestones !! i'm like a baby mouse 'cause he feed me queso, little bread like panko !! YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A RICH DAD !! YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A TINY BABY BITCH DAD !! YOU COULD HAVE MONEY IN THE BANK, BUT YOUR DAD CAN'T HANG CAUSE HE AIN'T GOT FANGS, AND HE DON'T LEAD GANGS, BITCH!!!!!!!!
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