#stupid trigun crossover

[lost-technology]

What if... they played Fallout?

So, a thing came across my dash showing off Wolfwood's amazing carrying capacity and it led to me joking about what if Wolfwood were in Skyrim? Honestly, Fallout is more like their world and I've given thought to how the characters of Trigun would play the Fallout games - whether they were caught in a crossover that put them in a world even more bleak than the one they live in or they...discovered video games and played. (This accounts for characters making play-characters that actually reflect themselves if latter. I mean, I'm a weakling who loves to play a heavy-melee and sometimes big guns characters... I doubt I'd be able to lift a sledgehammer with ease in real life, but my motto in game is "Super Sledges don't run out of ammo!") Vash - Small Arms specialist. High agility and perception. Uses V.A.T.S. constantly (I think hey may canonically have some kind of Plant-inborn version of V.A.T.S!) Downs more Nuka-Cola Quantum that that Petrovita-lady. Luck stat is in the toilet. Is one of those "Hold my beer, Bethesda!" pacifist-challenge players. Despite a low luck stat, he has the Mysterious Stranger perk for whatever reason. It's Wolfwood. The Mysterious Stranger is Wolfwood and Vash gets P.O.ed when he saves Vash's life by killing a tough opponent. Meryl - Small Arms specialist. High intelligence. High Charisma. Takes on a lot of the sidequests that let you explore the world and find out little things about it. Definitely there for the lore. Stampede version Meryl is doing ALL of Piper Wright's quests and will take her as a main companion. Wolfwood - Big Guns. Uses V.A.T.S. sometimes, but prefers a simple target and rapid-fire. High medical skill / all the Medical-related perks. Hoards and owns ALL the Stimpaks. Milly - Big Guns. Carries a Mini-Gun because it reminds her of her stungun. "I had to kill those Supermutants, Mr. Vash, it's just a game! Don't worry about it!" Likes all of the good karma quests were she gets to help people. Would probably enjoy Fallout 4's DLC Striker (the gun that shoots bowling balls). Likes anything with abnormal ammo. Elendira the Crimsonail - Concentrates on doing all of the little quests / getting all of the blueprints for building the Railroad Gun and hoards every railroad spike she finds along the way. Uses the Railroad Gun exclusively. Millions Knives - Melee specialist. Starts out with things like switchblades, graduates to swords as soon as possible. Isn't much for the sledgehammers, but will take a baseball bat and mod it to have razor blades / Bladed Swatter. A murder-hobo who slaughters everything, especially every human he comes across, settler and raider alike. Doesn't do any main quests, just kills stuff. Probably feels some kind of kinship to one of the non-human or left-of-human downtrodden races, like the robots or synths. Ghouls are probably still too human for him to like. Legato Bluesummers - Being more of a telepath than heavy on weapons, I imagine him finding that Vault in the Fallout 4 DLC you can run or downloading Fallout Shelter and running a Vault - in the most evil way possible. Just horrible manipulation on the human residents to torture them and see how they tick.

[varilien]

i honestly don't remember why i did this because the way i ALWAYS am is that i cannot settle on a design i'll make edits every single time i draw it forever fdhgjhdk

also spose i'll tell y'all more about leaden skies while we're here

since wolfwood's the only licensed hunter of the group, he's the only one who can take on hunts legally, although the others are more than capable of defending themselves as necessary in an emergency

okay OBVIOUSLY milly has huge gunlancer vibes but i've set her up with a handy Knight Lance her old instructor gave her when she was just starting out with the guild. i like to think she's always making friends with hunters she meets and convincing them to show her some tricks with whatever they're proficient in

meryl has a hand-me-down Guild Knight Saber set from her family that she brought with her when she moved out to work for the guild. guild work is good work for a variety of reasons, and she's probably got more than one relative working for them as well, hence the sabers. her family is generally very supportive

vash is a pacifist. despite this, he keeps one half to a very old dual blade set on his person at all times, as well as a God's Island light bowgun. it's anyone's guess how he got so proficient with both when he refuses to fight

wolfwood has a range of proficiencies with many weapons (chapel never would have let him get so far in his studies if he couldn't be that adaptable), but he tends to favor greatswords, charge blades and heavy bowguns. his Punisher has seen him through some of the worst days of his life

that said i don't wanna draw any of these things LMAO

[plant-bioreactor-answers]

Nai seems to be a lovely little menace, what other gremlin activities he participates in?

Here is a set of photo-stills of me taken by the automated ship-systems while I was doing one of the routine freezer-checks. As you can see, Nai hacked into the system to change the name of one of the settlers to something INCREDIBLY juvenile. (The poor soul was a one Phillp J. Fry - of Earth, not to be confused with the Phillip J. Fry of Hovering Squid-World 97-A). As noted on the readout, he and Vash also stole half my socks and hid them in the Geoplant Room like Easter Eggs. I got most of them back, but I still find stray socks in the mud to this day. The last one had a ferret living in it, using it as a nesting material. I let him keep it.

Here I am, using his desired nickname (during his "edgy" phase) to scold him for doing something that almost lead to me having a straight-up heart attack. He decided to fiddle with the thruster controls for the fleet and it got out of hand. Curiosity is one thing, almost running the ships into each other because your curiosity got out of hand and you didn't know what you were doing is another. What's more is that this whole incident awakened the rest of the crew. I do not think these Independents are ready to meet regular human beings yet. Fortunately, I was able to resolve the situation (Nai must have heard the fear in my voice enough to take it seriously, he and Vash stayed in their rooms). I got the crew back "to bed" after an emergency meeting. I will love my children forever, but sometimes, I think they're going to be the death of me. _ R. S.

[animeisforanimation]

Dune x Trigun

Is it just me or are there zero (0) crossover fanfics?

And like, probably that’s reasonable as the two desert worlds overlap too much while the narratives do too little. However! If we look beyond the first two novels and delve into the God Emperor with sprinkles of Children the opportunities are infinite:

First of all: plant are derived from sand worms, so the two concepts overlap and mix together.

Vash and Knives are Ghanima and Leto II but with a sprinkle of Alia and Paul and also a twist: Knives DO merge with Vash during one of their confrontations

The rest of their fights / talks are in their mindscape

in his godhood Knives/Vash is not omnipotent, but has immense plant powers, the memories of ancestors get replaced with minds of Zazie (aka plants/worms) and Vash

let me eleborate: KNIVES AS LETO II A GIANT WORM GOD RULER OF THE UNIVERSE but there’s is still Vash in him slowly regaining control like a reverse of baron Vladimir changing Alia.

In trigun turms it’s Noah ark: Knivse’s body has shifted and Vash is under his control (for a time being)

Nicholas is Duncan. Ghola Duncan? Probably (here I can’t but think of Lenipes’ two Wolfwood aka Padre and his clone). Not sure if he should suffer from being a murder, from not being human, being a man out of time or all of the above altogether. God. They fall into each other perfectly!

Milly as knives’s bride Hwi (a perfect understanding person, sunshine incarnate but probably minus her disturbing birth and upbringing? Or at least toned down). She’d kinda be the one to wake Vash (sorry, Meryl, my love! It should be your role, but…)

Meryl is Siona. The Answer to all the questions. The woman so strong willed that she’ll never ever stop chasing the God.

Eye of Michael is Bene Gesserit. (What does it imply? The order is no longer only women? Or Trans Wolfwood and Livio? Dunno)

Roberto is Hvi’s dad whose name I don’t remember but who jumped out of the tower in the most impressive way.

Elindira is Moneo (does this make her Meryl’s parent? I guess? Just for the lol factor)

Legato is just there, I guess. Representing those who believe in the God.

Have you been honest, I love this idea. Am I going to write that? Not really. Maybe just eleborate on the plot? Maybe not even that. But I needed to get that out of my system.

PS - oh. I just realized I got my Knives/Milly into twins/Milly which is weird. But also there is Wolfwood/Meryl and of course Vashwood but Knives is there too (in Dune Leto is OBSESSED with Duncan. Revives the man times and times again even though he tries to kill him all the time)??? God that’s messy xD

[andtheirmoonlight]

there might have been a mix up...

[freedfromthegalactichivemind]

Okay, so 3 am happened and so did a little scene of a Crossover That Will Never Happen.  Okay, so maybe it will happen if I get enough ideas for it, but for now, this is just... I am subjecting you to my stupidity.   Cross-post to Lost Technology for Lost Technology.   She-Ra and the Princesses of Power meets Trigun Stampede.   (No title, just “Entrapta entraptas the hell out of another mysterious artificial humanoid with cyborg aspects)  _____________________________ His reflexes were like a cat’s  (better than a cat’s, according to Catra) as he ducked and dodged, but the whirling dervish of purple hair kept pace and kept him trapped, blocking off all avenues of escape.  The short scientist was giving him a barrage of questions.  Her tall and clearly alien lab partner crossed his armored arms from where he stood under the shade of a rock outcropping, his ears pinned back and his face in a sour expression.   Catra and Glimmer were much more comfortable standing near the dark-haired lady reporter who was taking notes, the guy taking a long drag on a cigarette and the guy with the mustache who was sighing and drinking from a flask.  The three seemed saner, although the two who were journalists had been peppering them with questions of their own for the last few days.   Right now, all eyes were on the bouncing ball of purple hair and the tall guy in a red coat who was yelping and squeaking and trying in vain to keep tendrils of prehensile hair brandishing a variety of tools from “examining” his cybernetic arm.  Again.  Also from grabbing his other arm and drawing his whole person too close to her.   “This looks like some advanced technology! I’ve gotta look at it!  For science!  You promised I’d get to see your arm at least!”   “Aaaaieeeee! Yah!”   Adora and Bow were just standing by, exchanging glances and trying to figure out a way to calm Entrapta down before she gave their new friend a heart-attack.   Funny how they’d ended up here.  Adora – She-Ra of Etheria – and her friends (and an enemy?  Frienmy? / ambiguous friend / a warlord who was receptive to reform and whom she was eager to help reform in the case of Hordak) had been on their mission traveling interstellar space and jumping through wormholes to distant worlds in their quest to restore magic to the universe.  It seemed that they had found a world that likely had never had magic, although Adora could swear that she felt *something* coming from large, scraplike structures on the distant horizon – and the guy in the red coat.   Darla, their ship, had what Entrapta called “a little hiccup” in her fuel-crystal processing.  They’d gotten caught in the gravitational pull of this world and had made an emergency stop.  They were essentially out of gas and stuck here until they could locate some fuel crystals or some alternative means of propulsion.   And they’d been immediately greeted by bandits who’d wanted everything on the landed ship, the clothes on their backs, and by the looks in their eyes, licking of lips and some off-color comments, to do some pretty nasty things to them all.   And that was where the reporter, the drunk, the nicotine addict and the crazy guy with bushy hair and a prosthetic arm had come in.  The last one had rushed to their aid, brandishing an enormous gun… which he did not shoot and instead seemed to prefer using as a club.  (Glimmer was impressed.  She also teleported everywhere and kicked bandits left and right in the shins and jaws).  Adora had immediately transformed into She-Ra and found herself fighting back to back with the mysterious gunman, hitting assailants with the flat of her sword. Bow had brought out his goop-arrows and the cigarette-man had unwrapped the enormous cross-shape object he carried – a high-powered weapon, to the yelping and pleading of the gunman in red not to use it.   All in all, the fighting was brief and nobody died, but needless to say, everyone was very confused. Even more so were people who had never encountered Etherian-magic before when Entrapta gave them all her octopus-hair. Explanations had been lengthy.   Introductions had happened all around.  Vash – that was the guy in red.  Roberto –  he was the guy who wasn’t going to share his flask with Hordak.  Nicholas Wolfwood – the guy with the huge cross-weapon. Meryl Stryfe, junior reporter for the Bernardelli News Agency.  The planet? It had a few different names, most commonly “Gunsmoke” as a bitter joke.  Occasionally “Hell.”  Mostly “Noman’s Land.”   The Etherians had been stuck for days. The Noman’s Landers were not familiar with the fuel crystals that they were seeking.   Apparently, Horde Prime and the Galactic Horde had never been here.  Hordak had confirmed that this sector of the universe was yet unknown and thus had never been ruled by the erstwhile self-proclaimed Ruler of the Seven Skies and Promised One of A Thousand Suns.   Entrapta had been asking many questions and after answering some that they had about her hair and Glimmer’s teleporting and Adora’s transformation and what Catra was and the HELL Hordak even was, the pint-sized scientist had not left Vash alone this entire time.  Every time she seemed to get calm and they all had a moment’s rest, one aspect or another of him would draw her attention.   Hordak wasn’t jealous…oh, not at all!   He’d been grinding his sharp teeth a lot and pinning his ears back more than usual.   The first thing Entrapta had noticed was the man’s rather conspicuous prosthetic arm which, much like Hordak’s natural? Cyborg-clone arms? had a bone-like structural appearance.  It was made out of some kind of mysterious metal or crystalline substance.  As they’d all learned in the near-deadly encounter with the bandits, it had the ability to act as a handy shield to block projectiles.   After that, Entrapta had developed a fascination with his reflexes. Now, well, it seemed that when Adora stood close to him, strange glowing patterns emerged on his skin.   “No! It’s nothing!”  Vash insisted.  “Old tattoos I got with glowing ink?  Aren’t they neat? Anyway, I think we all need to go our separate ways now!”   “Oh, you aren’t getting away!” Entrapta insisted.  “I HAVE TO STUDY THIS!  There is obviously something technological to this!  I can feel it!  What if this is FIRST ONES TECH?!  I promise I won’t hurt you a bit!  AND IT’S FOR SCIENCE!”   Hordak let out a deep, disturbing laugh when Entrapta mentioned “not hurting.”   Everyone knew that Date Night for the Lab Partners often consisted of surgeries.  The Best Friends Squad was rather appalled at this, even though the old spacebat insisted that very few of them were merely exploratory, they generally were to his benefit (“to fix the numerous problems with my genetically defective carcass” he’d explained), and of course, everything between them was consensual.   She was careful, but occasionally screwed up. Catra rubbed the back of her neck and looked at the ground uncomfortably.   “Please, no! Really!” Vash insisted.  “I really can’t stick around!  Maybe Roberto and Meryl might like to help you find your fuel?  I..uh….I…” Entrapta’s eyes were bright.  “Oh, just hold still!”   Adora was about to speak up.  She could feel…something…coming off of Vash.  It was like a pulse…something she could not explain – like an exchange of feelings.  Was this her magic?  Was this because of her status as a First One?  She looked at Hordak, silently imploring him for an answer (since he had once been a part of a hive mind).  Was something similar, albeit low-level going on? Entrapta’s chipper voice chimed up. “Maybe you’re ALL tech!  But I’ll have to take you apart to be sure!” WHAM!   Adora suddenly felt ice cold.   Vash had fallen to the sand and was scrambling backwards, his eyes pin-points.  His hand twitched, reaching for his gun, which he gripped tightly, but did not draw.  It was obvious that he was ready to, however.   Entrapta brought her hair back into two limp ponytails at her sides and stood still for a moment before she tipped her mask down over her face.  Vash stared at her, panting. “It…it was just a joke,” Entrapta said forlornly. She turned away.  “I’m sorry.”   Adora stared at Vash with her own eyes wide. “Vash?” she asked gently.  “Who is Tessla?”  

[lost-technology]

I've seen the Trigun ponies. We all have. I never got into the older MLP fandom. I think I want some Trigun Care Bears. Currently, because I am a sick and twisted individual and because it's another media I really like that features lots of themes of life and death and high canonical body-counts... my brain is going "What if Trigun Hunger Games?" Shut up, Brain. Just shut up. I haven't even cut my wine-soaked Christmas fruitcake yet and you're drunk.

autistic artists b like "this is my favourite media" "and this is my favourite media if it was my little pony"

[faulty-writes]

Alright, alright, I have this little crossover idea of sorts!

Trigun is an anime in the world of MHA, and reader is crushing on Vash the Stampede. Reader has the manga, the anime on Blu-ray, figures, a plush...

How would Izuku, Bakugou, and Mirio react to their crush having a thing for Vash, who is fictional? Would they possibly get jealous, wondering what it is about him they like so much? :3

[ I love this cross-over idea. Fuck yeah! You know, it's funny. I wrote a few headcanons between the BNHA boys and them having a plushie a long time ago. I think the reader being obsessed with a fictional character, Vash in this case, is awesome and quite relatable. I honestly have to say I'm in love with Vash from the 1998 animated series, he is just so cool and I'm also currently reading the manga which is just mind-blowing. ]

His words were stolen from him when he entered your room to see endless amounts of manga, plushies, and even figurines of Vash the Stampede. Although given his collection of All Might merchandise, he knew he couldn't judge. But he also couldn't stop himself from feeling the tiniest bit jealous.

"W-what is it about t-that guy that makes them a-admire him…so much?" He asked after successfully convincing you to allow him to borrow the Blu-ray Trigun Stampede series collection you had. He didn't understand why you liked the characteristics Vash displayed but nonetheless jotted them down in his notebook as he watched.

Unfortunately, the attempts to display the same characteristics he saw to capture your attention were unsuccessful, and honestly, he felt a little pathetic about trying to be someone he wasn't. Plus, the look on your face made him feel like a bigger idiot than he was.

"I d-don't know what I was thinking…" he whined, pressing his head against his desk. "Will they…l-like me like they do V-Vash?" It was pitiful to think he was jealous of a fictional character.

"Perhaps you are approaching the problem incorrectly," Tenya suggested. "While the feeling of affection can extend to…fictional aspects, I'm certain that Y/n is aware of reality and will look at you the way you desire as long as you remain yourself." He wasn't sure how much faith he put in Tenya's words but knew he was right. Comparing himself to Vash wasn't going to get him anywhere.

Accepting something was the hardest thing but given that he was once the quirkless boy who dreamed of being a hero, he would face this issue the same way. He could accept it but not for long. He'd prove he was better than Vash The Stampede and then maybe…just maybe you'd see him as your hero.

"Tch, reading a lame manga, huh!? How stupid!" He remembers those words from his middle school years, and how you would always huddle in the corner with a stupid smile as you read 'Trigun Maximum.' The thing that years later became your obsession.

"What the hell is all this shit!?" He demanded. "This is worse than that damn Deku's room!" You had shelves filled with manga, and Blu-rays, not to mention plushies of the same character scattered around. "You shouldn't be obsessed with fictional dumbasses that swing guns around! I'm the only badass here!" And he'd prove it.

His jaw clenched tighter and tighter whenever he was in class, hearing you go on and on about your love for Vash. How cool and handsome he is, how amazing he is in combat. Damn, he hated it. He would never admit he was jealous, but what made Vash better than him!?

"What do you mean I can't take these!?" he demanded after irrationally barging into your room and stealing your Trigun manga collection. Nevertheless, after a heated argument, he settled for reading it in your room. "What the hell is so damn great about this dumbass?" From what he could gather Vash was nothing but an outlaw with a gun.

He didn't think his jealousy would affect him just like he didn't think his feelings for you would sway him from his dream of becoming a hero. But he found himself being fueled by the hatred of your Vash The Stampede obsession. Because of this, he grew extremely cocky during training exercises. He even went as far as shouting that he was better than some stupid outlaw which you found...odd, to say the least.

It didn't take a genius to realize you were unimpressed by his attempts and criticism of your favorite character. Yet, as usual, he'd be damned if you continued to idolize someone else when he should be the one idolized by you. Whether you liked it or not, he'd be the object of your affection next.

"Heh, wow...you really like this guy." Of course, it was an obvious statement with all the Vash the Stampede plushies, and merchandise that littered your bed and shelves. He picked up one of the plushies, staring into its blue button eyes that reminded him of his own and a strange feeling made his stomach twist. Was he feeling insecure?

"Oh, is that Vash the Stampede?" Nejire asked, pointing to the plushie Mirio held. "Huh, wait you know about him!?" He exclaimed. "Yeah, I-" He grasped her shoulders before she could finish. "What do you like about him!?" He demanded, and although Nejire didn't have a solid answer she settled for Vash's bravery and caring for others.

While Mirio was happy that he shared some favorable characteristics with Vash the Stampede, he still struggled to think of how to get your attention while respecting your love for the fictional character. How could you view him as you did Vash? Of course, he could never tell you who you could and couldn't love, but gosh wouldn't it be amazing if you did love him?

"So, what do you think!?" Mirio demanded with a bright smile. He was dressed in a red trench coat and orange glasses, the key pieces of clothing Vash wore. "You like Vash, right? I sure look like him now, wouldn't you agree sunshine?" To see your eyes light up when you looked at him, even in the silly little cosplay he was wearing, meant the world to him.

He convinced you to hang out with him and took you to a special area resembling the setting where the Trigun show took place. It was part of a beach, with endless sand everywhere. He wanted to impress you while respecting your feelings, and maybe make you have feelings for him. Overall, your reaction was so-so.

Despite his jealousy, and his somewhat successful attempts at trying to sway your attention away from Vash the Stampede and onto him, he wanted you to be happy. "Heh, who knows, maybe I will be their Vash someday!" Until then, he'd just keep smiling.

[anachronistic-falsehood]

*banging pots and pans together* GUESS WHO'S OPENING WRITING COMMISSIONS <3

i still haven't found a job in my city yet, so i'm opening writing comms! this post is for sfw comms, but if ur lookin for nsfw comms, let me know and i'll send you the post on my other blog detailing what i will and won't write for nsfw fics! i'll start with $10 USD per every thousand words, but if you would like something shorter, i am willing to do $5 USD for five hundred words instead.

what will i write? good question! these are the fandoms i will write for:

qsmp

jrwi

dsmp

trigun

homestuck

stardew valley

sanders sides

(there are probably others i'm forgetting but you can always ask if your media of choice is one i'm familiar with)

as for what the fics will entail, that's up to you! it can be ships. mindless fluff. silly crossovers. horrible angst. absolute crack. the world is ur oyster <3 it can be a deep poignant character study or it can be two characters hitting each other with raw fish. i'll write rpf. i'll write self insert fics. go crazy go stupid <3

your commissioned fic can be given to you in a few ways: 1) sent to you via dms in a google doc, 2) posted publicly to tumblr where you will be tagged, or 3) posted to ao3, but keep in mind if i'm posting it on ao3 i won't mention that it's commissioned because it's against ao3's tos and i could get banned. i would prefer not to post it to ao3 since this is the case, so i'll probably only do that if it's the ONLY way you can receive ur fic.

i do not accept payment up front, i will only accept payment after i have finished your fic and sent it to you. this is just in case i would need to cancel the commission for any reason, because if i need to refund you it would probably cost me conversion fees -_-

if you would like to commission me, shoot me a message here on tumblr! if you would prefer to talk over discord, you can message me and ask for my discord instead. payments can be sent to my kofi page after your fic is finished :3

[sourfunstrips]

FUCK now i wanna rewatch trigun stampede. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck my gay ass LIFE (is having very stupid crossover thoughts)

[lost-technology]

How does this nervous American deal with pre-important-ass-election jitters? Why she makes a new file on Fallout 4, of course - and names her new character Tesla! Yes, after Trigun's Tesla. And I tried to make her look like Tesla (that is, alive-Tesla, and "if Tesla got to grow up"). Now, of course, the canons are far different, my wasteland wanderer Tesla is grieving her lost husband and is searching for her kidnapped son, as the canon for Fallout 4 goes. And Tesla isn't quite a form of walking nuke yet, although that stands to change...hahahahaha! (I wonder if I should make her join the Children of Atom cult at some point?) Nah, she'll probably just down a whole lot of Nuka-Cola Quantum and shoot stuff. Anyway, it looks like my concept of Fallout Maximum (at least on the inspiration end of things) is afoot!

[rubixa-seraph]

I've made a decision about my Trigun and Devil May Cry crossover where I want Vergil to call Knives out for being stupid.

I think I'll have an OC (and a few others mentioned) involved, purely because there are some other things that Knives needs to be yelled at about, but Vergil wouldn't have had the schooling to know to yell at Knives (and Vash for that matter) about what an actual healthy ecosystem or a healthy society is. (Vash might know better from Luida and experience but he has not experienced a healthy setup either.)

And neither would Dante. And quite frankly, I don't think Nero's education on Fortuna would have covered eco-sciences or social sciences to any worldly degree, either. (So Kyrie won't be of any help either.) Nicoletta is maybe the only one who went through what we would call a typical schooling system but that doesn't mean she cared to retain that knowledge, nor would she keep up to date on it. And even though Lady had a normal schooling for a while, it seems her schooling was interrupted by her family tragedy and her knowledge would be outdated if she had retained it at all.

So I need someone who had enough free time and enough "worldly schooling" to have a moment to look at Knives and Vash and tell them "you guys got one year of education and just ran with it, didn't you?"

Which, to be fair, I could make Patty fill that role, but I'd rather it be someone with demon blood and can deal with Knives.

So I think Snow, my OC that is Dante's estranged daughter, would be a good fit. But if that's the case, then I should let Nero reunite with my OC that is his mother, which would be Sera. (And Snow's mother, Kassy, would at least deserve a mention.)

Also, Snow has decent chemistry with her Uncle Vergil by this point, and it would be a bit fun to have them both handle Knives, while Dante might feel just a tad sorry for "the kid" (who is actually over a century older than them all haha.)

[woodlandscab1n]

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◊⇀ Cyrus [ he/him ]▸ protector. trans man, greyaroace. Leon S. Kennedy fictive from Daimo Hunter AU. -> #Cyrus 🌕

◊⇀ Miles [ he/she/they ]▸ N/A, little problem solver (?). genderfluid, pansexual, greyaro, ace. Miles 'Tails' Prower fictive from Heart of Chaos AU. -> #Miles 🔧

◊⇀ Reagan [ any but it/its ]▸ caretaker. genderfluid, transfem, bisexual. Leon S. Kennedy fictive post-RE8. -> #Reagan 🌻

◊⇀ Claire [ she/her ]▸ caretaker. trans woman, bisexual. Claire Redfield fictive from Reagan's source. -> #Claire 🧸

◊⇀ Scott [ he/him ]▸ guardian. cis man, bi gay. Leon S. Kennedy fictive from a crossover AU. -> #Scott 🦌

◊⇀ Obsidian [ she/they/it ]▸ caretaker. agender girl, sapphic. Obsidian The Chaoshog from Heart of Chaos AU -> #Obsidian 🌌

In total, we are over a dozen, these are just the people who will speak here because they cannot shut their mouths. /aff

[anxiety-elemental-kay]

Been playing the new Guild Wars 2 expansion and it reminded me of a stupid Trigun crossover thought. Vash as a worshipper of Balthazar, the human god of war and fire.

Literally only because of this, seen in the LW4 War Eternal trailer:

"War is life and life is brief.

Death comes.

But death is not death that breathes life into others.

And life's not life that never dares to risk.

The world is loss and grief... And faith... And hope.

Then take heart, and rejoin the war eternal.

For it may be that death is not the end.

But possibly the end of the beginning."

Is this anything or am I stupid? Something something the only real fight is the one within??

[nosongunsung11]

tagged by wyatt @orbleglorb to do this ask/tag game!!!

RULES: Reveal the titles of the documents in your WIP folder and tag as many people as there are documents. Let others ask questions about the ones that interest them and post snippets or explain the contents as you see fit!

Please ask me about any of these I will TELL you about them. Let me know if you want a fic snippet or a ramble <3

Transformers:

megatron/roddy queerplatonic beauty and the beast au [it has a title but I refuse to reveal it]

you got the touch! (or five times megatron didn’t notice he’d been blessed by a god and one time he returned the favor)

untitled oracle [oc] backstory fic

Trigun:

a wild west angelus [thyme au! ww is a real priest, vash is something like a real angel. also it's set in the real earth wild west]

Blaseball/Memphis Guys:

ship and anchor [inigo fic! armani and drafty are also there]

Misc Stuff!:

these fragile things [danger mountain superhero au, basically counts as original fiction at this point]

to the roots (of something greener) [emeraldduo fae au]

echo apotheosis fic [sleepaway ttrpg stuff]

no mountain undangered [what if les miserables was stupid and also a crossover with danger moutain. what's danger mountain? oh boy,]

tagging @coyotefang1987 @courfeyracs-swordcane @klqdraws @luckywishi @hyperizzation !! not going to tag the full 10 that i should technically do for the tag game, wyatt tagged a lot of em already :P

[marsmulti]

Ships;

Going over the common ships for my muses and how I feel about them personally. Note: things can typically change with an individual portrayal, but these are my impressions from canon and how they relate to my portrayal. They are in random order...

Zuko

Zutara: I hate it. Sure, Zuko is easy and will be with just about anyone who likes him, but I just find this ship grosses me out in a way I can't articulate well. It feels disrespectful to Katara's feelings for Aang and I really like them.

Zuko/Mei: it was stupid when it happened and I'm glad they broke up.

Zuko/Jet: OTP

Zuko/Sokka: maybe maybe maybe

Zutoph: she seems young compared to him? Regardless of actual age, I don't really see it.

My fav ship for Zuko is a random crossover ship I write with my wife and it's with Elsa from "Frozen."

Sessomaru

S*ssr*n: big no.

S*ssinu: wtf no. Block me.

Sesskik: fucking no. Block me. Sesskag is the same level of ick.

Sesskagu: viable, but Kagura deserves better.

Sessomaru/Naraku: maybe maybe maybe.

My favorite ship for Sessomaru is no ship. Maybe a queer platonic partnership with SOMEBODY. A crossover or OC could work, but please keep in mind he is not interested in sex.

Anakin

Anidala: his queen, his BAE. OTP, even if they're so toxic I don't care I love them.

Obikin: get the fuck out. NOTP. Let them be complicated and platonic. I HC they are ridiculously intimate, but with zero sex or sexual energy. They shower together in a single stall and shave each other, but they don't see each other sexually and I will not write anything simple with them I refuse.

Anisoka: NO.

Vader/Sidious: now if you want a fucked up master apprentice ship, this is the one. Maximum bad vibes.

Anakin could have any kind of random romance with most people, so I won't list them all out individually. But Aayla comes to mind as someone he could have been close to and possibly had an experimental phase with. /Shrug.

Inuyasha

Inukag: I have mixed feelings about what we see in canon, but overall, I like them. Idk if I would wanna write this ship or not, it greatly depends on the Kagome.

Inukik: basically the same feeling as Inukag.

Inuyasha/Koga: top tier possibilities.

Inumir: maybe maybe maybe.

Inuyasha is also someone who could end up with just about anyone. I personally hate the whole soulmates crap, as it ends up feeling cheap and lazy and lacking in autonomy.

Link

Zelink: OTP

Link/Ganon: it could work in the right circumstances.

Link/Zelda/Ganon: OT3

Link/Mipha: sorry but no... They have no chemistry and Mipha has no character... I'll still give it a maybe though because individual portrayals may change my mind.

Link/Sidon: It just doesn't feel fair to Sidon. Link will break his heart.

It's very difficult to ship with Link. He hardly ever lets people in. You need to build up so much trust and communication with him and build up to it for maybe years or through different lifetimes idk. He also isn't interested in sex, so there is no seducing him. You have to win his heart.

Vash

Vashwood: OTP OTP!!!

Vashmeryl: GTFO. platonic love only. I viscerally hate this ship and no amount of canon divergence is gonna change how I feel.

Plantcest: NO GTFO. I don't have an issue with Knives taking advantage of Vash, but that's what it is. Vash could NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS be happy, comfortable, or satisfied with this and I hate to see abuse played as romance. Abuse as abuse, I have no issues with.

Vash/Frank Marlo: tbh that one episode in the 98 Trigun awakened this ship and I really like it a lot.

Vash is not easy to actually get close to, even though he is horny all the time and wants to have relationships more than anything, his fear keeps him away. He will come onto anyone relentlessly and then back out at the last minute.

Livio

Livio is aroace and only into platonic vibes.

Wolfwood is his best friend. He loves him.

Vash is someone he cares about, but can't really hang around easily.