#I MAY BE STUPID

[set-wingedwarrior]

Warframe: "To get the real ending of The Hex quest you need to raise your relationship with them but don't worry, it's just until you get "Liked" level and halfway through the syndicate, nothing too crazy 😊"

Me: "I WILL MAX THE SYNDICATE, BECOME BESTIE WITH ALL OF THEM AND GET MY ROMANCE ROUTE SO THAT I CAN FINISH THE QUEST AND SAVE THE DAY WITH THE POWER OF LOVE, FRIENDSHIP, AND THIS GUN I FOUND!!!"

[syl-stormblessed]

i’m gonna be so real with you guys. before i looked through the tag i thought that hbomberguy was some sort of Goncharov D.B. Cooper. i’ve never heard of hbomberguy in my LIFE before today i genuinely thought this was tumblr’s new made up meme of the week.

[dailyhatsune]

to match with last anon aro miku too?

aro and the aroace flags

[homestuckenjoyer666]

YOURE KIDDINNGGG MEEE youre fucking KIDDING ME

THATS WHY KIRIONA WANTED TO GO BACK SO BADLY. THATS WHY. WHAT THE FUCK

[jamnsketch]

sweet mourning lamb

[nevertoomanyspiders]

silly meme paintover.

[bace-jeleren]

Me, person who's been playing Magic for ten years, hearing about the new rule for attacking/blocking creatures: wait... you can block an attack with multiple creatures?????

[fzjp]

Gideon with a man bun. That's it. That's the post.

Kremy's reaction in the 2nd image is my reaction when I saw Mace with a manbun (probably as Gideon not as Taishen) one time and my brain short circuited and went "Holy shit Gideon..."

[i-give-u--art]

True story:

I was at school and some guy walks up to me and calls me the f-slur. Witch was v random bc I’m closeted at school and have like no pride pins on anything

I just turned to em an said

“takes a queer to know a queer buddy”

bro was speechless

bigots are funny sometimes

[winged-self-indulgence]

Do you know what's funny? Is that after all the theorizing and wondering about how come Kuras could stitch our arm back and is he immune to our curse too or does our curse not work unless X, Y, Z conditions are met, etc etc. I just realized the most obvious answer.

Gloves. He's a doctor. He would be wearing gloves while performing a medical procedure. The reason he could touch us is because he was likely wearing fucking gloves

[potato-lord-but-not]

I would like to know what those hands are doing in the John blanket post. For science.

(Ok this is fucking embarrassing I thought you were talking about t h e i r hands and made a whole little diagram for you… I’ll keep that cus it was fun but just know the hands off to the side are part of some good ol fashion slow dancing old man yaoi)

ok run down on where all there hands are bc they get lost lmao

John’s body has his arms wrapped around Arthur’s chest, while his monster form has one resting on top of Arthur and the other cupping Noel’s waist.

Arthur has his hands tucked under his head/pillow, Oscar has his arm wrapped around Arthur’s waist, and Noel is holding Oscar with one arm and the other one has free range to move around wherever cus lord knows that man moves around way too much in his sleep.

[church-gets-pegged]

AITA for not leaving the military with my friend of 20+ years?

I (39m) have been serving in the military alongside someone I've grown very close to (40m) for over 20 years now, and don't give me any of that "thank you for your service" bullshit because it all sucked and we kept getting tangled up with the repercussions of this top secret failed military project or whatever that almost got us killed MULTIPLE times. The details aren't important, all that matters is that it eventually led to our Sergeant getting killed recently and leaving me as the team leader.

Anyways, throughout these 20+ years, the guy I mentioned earlier has expressed the entire time how much he hates it and wants out. He complains a lot but he actually has accomplished a lot, although neither of us would ever admit that to each other. But he's clearly pretty miserable here, so as the new leader, the very first thing I did was discharge him. It's what he's been begging for since basic and I figure after all the shit we've been through, he's earned it. I expected him to pack his things and leave right then and there, but no, he immediately asks me to come with him. This threw me off completely; I figured he'd want out with no reminders of any of the past 20 years, but no, he wanted me to come with him.

I didn't know what to tell him. Our sergeant had just died, and I felt like abandoning the position he'd left me would be a dishonor to his memory. I owed it to him to stay after everything he'd done for me personally, and besides, I felt like I was finally doing something with my life, like after all these years I'd finally found success. So I said no, and I stayed. He's long since home by now spending time with his sister, and I can't help but start to feel like I made the wrong choice. I mean, I'm literally the only member of our team left now aside from the robot that our sergeant made who only speaks Spanish (long story) but I'm pretty sure he hates me and wants me to leave. So AITA for not leaving?

[beloxiia]

courtship after dinner

[b-plot-butch]

i was asking myself “is there a word for gender envy but for someone’s acting ability?” and then i realized that’s just. regular envy

[zeropro]

[olga-bomzhikha]

Wheeljack: Hey, Princess! Once we're done with Megatron, you have to go on a date with me. Betty: Hah, dream on! But… I'll think about it if you let me steer the ship.

Wheeljack: Hahahaha.

NO.