#stupid takes

[hecat-draw]

i think one of the stupidiest take i've ever seen on zutara is that makorra is the zutara ship and that it showcase why they wouldn't have worked . Like, they aren't anything alike .

[kittenfangirl20]

Just when I think that Team Green can’t get any dumber, they go an prove me wrong.

[shadowqueenjude]

"I want to see the Archeron sisters together and happy! I don't want Elain to leave Night!"

Babes...there's something called...

Travel.

Ever heard of it?

Sometimes, you need to leave a place to stretch your wings. My mother left her family in India to pursue an education in the United States. You gonna say my mom and her dad split up just because they don't live within a block from each other?💀

I haven't even begun to speak about the DISASTROUS political consequences Elriel would have. ELRIEL would cut off Elain from her family. Az too.

[fester-jester]

Shut the fuck up

[cdr2002]

Tired of gun nut Star Trek fans trying to push this “the Borg can’t adapt to bullets” narrative to shove their precious guns into Trek as the supposed Kryptonite of a big bad.

What part of “they will adapt” do you morons not understand.

[newwavesylviaplath]

ok real ask what are ur opinions on ahs coven

oh god. i go back and forth on it a lot cuz on one hand it's very funny and for sure the most lighthearted ahs season out there. plus we got my number one ahs girlie of all time, miss misty day, literal love of my life- but on the other hand im a diehard emma roberts anti (besides chanel oberlin ofc) and i genuinely cannot stand madison montgomery. don't get me wrong- she hilarious and the season would not be half as good without her BUT i still fucking hate her omfg.. also i can't think abt kyle for too long or i get really sad. it's like crazy how not only was his character so sad but also the writers literally did not give a shit abt his storyline like they forgot abt him halfway through and sucked all the life out of him. it really felt like they added his SA to make his character deeper and then halfway through they just got bored. so tbh i kind of have beef with coven even though cordelia foxx is probably my fave sarah paulson character. and also im a myrtle snow stan.

[ineffable-hyperfixation]

Stupid Gomens take of the day:

Even when heavily intoxicated Crowley never loses the Scottish accent (in fact it gets significantly worse) therefore I declare that Crowley's natural accent is Scottish, but he uses English because that's what his Angel settled on

[buckieduckie2]

before i knew how bottom surgery worked i thought they just kept a bunch of penises and vaginas in a jar and had them swap each other out

[unhingedmarvelandclassicwhobuff]

Holy fuck, this might actually be the dumbest Wanda take I’ve ever seen (not the worst, but the dumbest), and that’s saying a LOT. This is so stupid I won’t even dignify it with a breakdown.

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Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I’ll break it down:

1. this is not how Dreamwalking works, and to my knowledge not how the Darkhold works in any branch of reality.

2. if our Wanda really did somehow take over 838-Wanda’s body, then who were we seeing remorsefully destroy Wundagore?

3. everything about this theory fundamentally contradicts who Wanda is. She is not a selfish monster, and it took the Darkhold to make her into one. The real Wanda would never, and I mean NEVER steal the body and life of one of her other selves.

4. even if I were to entertain the possibility that Wanda did this, then why the hell would she steal the life of the Wanda whose life she just ruined?

[unfunny-ness]

I was playing master duel today and what the hell is a runick???? This has to be one of the most annoying control decks I have ever played against. Like I can admit I wasn't playing the best of decks but it still was annoying as fuck.

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[salubri-outcast]

Since I saw this take YET AGAIN on my fucking dash.

Alien.

It is based on Chrons and parasitoid wasps. It's in the same fucking camp as Last of Us.

Looking at nature, red in thooth and claw, and thinking to yourself "Hey... woudln't it be fucked up if this happened to a human?"

In fact this is a very good well to draw horror from. Nature is terrifying.

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[frida-kahl-of-the-rocky-horror]

I guess the Haitian slaves, American colonists in 1776, the French during the 1790s, the Bolsheviks, the Union strikers who gave you a five day week, the Civil Rights leaders, the Black Panthers, the United Farmworker Chicanos, the members of AIM, Native Americans who opposed colonization, the American Red Guard, the Young Lords, the Young Patriots, the Kanaka Maoli group, Nelson Mandela and other anti Apartheid leaders, the drivers of the De-Nazification Movement in Germany, and EVERY FUCKING ANTI COLONIALISM INDEPENDENCE MOVEMENT ON EARTH should have just shut up and let the status quo of society remained

@brainstatic This has honestly got to be the worst most neoliberal take I’ve ever read. Read a history book, literally any book. You should honestly change your name to @lackofbrainstatic

A little advice from someone studying extremist groups: if you’re in a social media environment where the daily ubiquitous message is that you have no hope of any kind of future and you can’t possibly achieve anything without a violent overthrow of society, you’re being radicalized, and not in the good way.

[grimmscythe]

It’s her

[landoftheocsmegablogformyocs]

Stupidity About Superman

Another stupid take on Superman and this time is that he upholds white supremacy when he battled the KKK and Hitler. Also he was created by Jewish men how would they be sponsoring white supremacy they would be the biggest targets.